Thread 151359972

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the refs, we can blame Isak, we can blame Bergvall, we can blame Gyökeres, we can blame the """"defense"""", we can blame mental midgitude, we can blame Denmark, we can blame Russia, we can praise Serboalbania's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Best attacking generation and we still can't score? I don't think this Danish attacking football is working.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have any faith in Hjon Dahl Tomasson and the gubbs, MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now and this Danish fraud needs to be sacked and thrown into Göteborgshamn, and let him drift out at seas and be eaten by whale. I'm not optimistic our chances of qualifying for the world cup, let alone winning a game. Not playing like this. What do you think, /sug/? When are we going to win? Es ist so verdammt vorbei, es gibt kein Zurück mehr.

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet
https://www.expressen.se/sport
https://jlingz.com
https://www.konsumentverket.se/konsumentratt-process/angerratt/
https://www.1177.se/sjukdomar--besvar/psykiska-sjukdomar-och-besvar/sjalvmordstankar/till-dig-som-har-sjalvmordstankar/

>hjon dahl
which genius had the idea to hire this fucking mongoloid?

I'm from the future, here's what will happen:
>we finish last in the group
>the dane is sacked
>still make playoffs because nations league lol
>instantly improve with new coach
>beat Italy again to qualify

BELIEVE IT

>>151359972 (OP)
>1177

He needs more time. It's not over yet

KAOSFIASKOEXTRA

>isak
>gyokeres
lmao

PFFFFFFF

>>151360034
This is YOUR people's fault

raus du fucking danish wichser oder ich werde dich verdammt noch mal selbst rauswerfen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Signs £125m contract
>Refuses to score against Kosovo anymore
What did he mean by this?

>>151360019
>SvFF firing a coach
Lmao not gonna happen, they have no money to hire a new one this isn’t some bum from superettan or something

NEJ NEJ NEJ

Trust a Dane
Feel the pain

D U N D E R F I A S K O

>$247 million worth in Isak and Göykeres
>0 goals
Literally the lowest Swedish football has ever been. Just hire the entirety of a top Allsvenskan team and you'll get better results.

Sweden needs more, or less ngbubus?

can somebody translate

>>151360105
Yes.

What if some go gubbe accidentally lobbed a grenade at Hjon? Not suggesting anything, just throwing out some ideas

0 mål på över 300 min? Jag trodde vi hade en stark offensiv?

They don't care, I don't care.

PMSL

Kosovo girls look LIKE THAT?!?

>>151360105
The 95% Swedish 2018 team didn't have any players with a massive price tag, but they still got results.

>>151360123
mmm danes

>>151360158
That is an English rose.

uffda

Sweden is a ski classics country anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151360123
something about someone needing to communicate better about "pladser" which could mean "seats" as in seats in a stadium or getting a "plads" in a university or something
or something else entirely

good, fuck this shitskin team and fuck this shitskin country

Varför talar Gyökeres som en blatte?

Hjon Dahl ... You are the definition of a fucking retard. You come from a rich family. Your dad has connections everywhere. Your mum probably does too. You've just finished a great football career but haven't managed to do anything relevant as a manage while you're thinking about what retarded tactics to play. You literally have no talents. No interest in any defending. You lack the will to pick or motivate a team. You are literally a fag paedophile. You have had more help, top tier talent up frontd, and had more chances and opportunities than anyone else .

Yet you manage to be more of a failure than people who have level 2 autism and have managed to fight their way through a bachelor's degree at university. There are even people here without a bachelor's degree who have jobs and partners who don't fuck up as much as you do you Danish prick.

I really can't find the words to describe how pathetic you are you fucking idiot. You were born with a silver spoon in your arse, and the only thanks you've given your family, your ancestors who came before you and fought hard, is to shit on that silver spoon and laugh right in their faces.

You ARE the definition of trash and genetic waste.

>>151360185
>uffda
Apparently Swedish Americans say this shit too even though it's not a thing in our language.

>>151360203
Nåhej sverige och finland tvillingsjälar i att må riktigt jävla dåligt

This is our way of boycotting Trump!

KATASTROFTOTALFIASKOKOLLAPSEXTRA

>>151360211
så kommer alla "svenskar" tala om 100 år

vänj dig

Who can rise up and save us from yet another Danish tyranny?

Våra nordiska grannars media hånar oss grabbar...

>>151360258
hire an Argie fraud
if it worked for all the yellow/blue/red flags over here, it can work for you, just put some red on your flag

>>151360258
It won't come cheap

>>151360211
För att fotboll är en blattesport, i hela hans uppväxt har varje lag han spelat i varit blattigt, kolla på hockey istället för denna blattesporten

Holy shit we suck. Got to be the most embarrassing team in the world by far.

>>151360270
Vi är bokstavligen talat det enda landet i världen som kan få stryk två gånger i rad mot Kosovo och INTE sparka tränaren.

Don' care. We're a pingis nation anyways.

how do we fix this? they weren't shit like this before

>>151360211
Samma med Kuliseveski. Alla svenska zoomers pratar så. Blattefieringen är total.

>>151360315
Kulusevski är ljus blatte DOCK

>>151360315
San Francisco zombie looking ass

>>151360283
flashbackconny...

>>151360300
A nigger and wigger bet they listen to nigger-music in the dressing room. Fucking trash

it's time to call him

>I know what will fix this: racism
kek

>>151360283
Har börjat kolla på hockey på senare år, men man är inte lika inne i det när man inte har växt upp med sporten.

>>151360207
>>151360123

wasn't it this
https://ekstrabladet.dk/underholdning/kultur/langer-ud-efter-tivoli-staerkt-problematisk/10279276

>>151360349
4-4-2, hoof it up and kick shins i miss it so much

this is unfixable. I have never seen such pecho frio mental midgitude in my life.

what the fuck happened to these players?

>>151360352
Yes. Specifically racism against Danes. Exile him out of the country pls.

Vilken del av Kosovo är ni ifrån då grabbar?

Vällkommen till loserklubben

Vad tror vi om Ljungberg som tränare?

There's nothing more embarrassing than this. With this group, against this opposition. This is kys tier. Beyond humiliating.

>>151360400
Huskvarna

Faggot media were going "DA FANS WERE OFFENSIVE ITS UNQCCEPTABLE" last time. Will they do it again?

>>151360413
Sant. Jävla fucking Malmö. Skitstaden fuckade upp hela landet med JDT.

Eller kanske Mellberg som tränare?

Eller ta tillbaka Janne?

Svenne bros, it's time to declare boycotting the 2026 WC to protest the state of democracy in America.

>>151360432
Kek we’re actually sending Kosovo to the world cup, how nice of us

>>151360440
you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany than Swedish media. they can all kys

>>151360413
>>151360445
Rent Free era horungar kek

>>151360459
>Eller ta tillbaka Janne?
Skojar du eller? Han är ansvarig för att vi missade vårt första EM sen 1996.

Danskarna hånar oss

>>151360381
>>151360493
>>151360515
ok, but seriously:
Vilka överlever rensningen på SvFF nu…? I princip alla försvinner, förstås. Och vem tar tag i det hela och gör om, gör rätt? Spännande dagar för svensk fotboll.

Tror det är över JDT bros...

basically, this national team are a bunch of beta orbiters without any alpha male to guide them.

there is no mellberg, no granqvist or zlatan. as such, they run around like headless chickens trying to decipher some danish prick cryptic instructions

>>151360515
F I A S K O

Nordic footy rankings atm:
Denmark>Norway>Iceland>Faroes>Finland>>>>>Sweden

Sweden should become a hockey nation

>>151360522
Vad fan gör du i Argentina? Chat GPT? Måste vara Chat GPT.

>>151360533
This guy gets it

2018 World Cup was a great fluke where we somehow had a good captain and defense to make up for the horrid offense. Everything since the time we "only" had to beat Greece in Athens to make it to the 2022 World Cup but lost horribly and in the end never made it there, everything has gone wrong and only gone worse for us. The people in charge have hired the wrong people, and the people in charge have been the wrong people to be in charge.

>>151360540
E X T R A F I A S K O

>>151360549
Bandy

he is a blond hair dye away from looking like putin

>>151360549
Jag kan inte se pucken

>>151360531
>nya
>>151360552
no lol, I copied a tweet.
I tried qwen AI before and I was told it was obvious.

I'm just going to leave this here, together with the stat that the GDP of Kosovo is roughly €10bl, meaning that our squad is worth around 5% of their entire economy. Had that applied to us we would have faced a team worth €30bl

>>151360459
Sno Hiljemark från Borås

>>151360531
i now remember lustig
i saw him once at a restaurant in trondheim, like a retard i waved for some reason, and he waved back lol

>>151360522
>I princip alla försvinner, förstås.
haha aa
är inte ens självklart att jdt försvinner förrän kvalet är över
och källström och alla pampar i styrelsen kan bara skylla på jdt

>>151360515
of course, danskjäveln is there to destroy us, and he has free reigns to humiliate us as we descend into mediocrity. Just look at that danish grin.

>>151360602
hehe he is such and odd looking fellow

>>151360602
Fyfan va fula danskar är

even Elmander wants him gone

>>151360574
Time is a cruel mistress

>>151360602
>why yes i took the most talented group of swedish players since like 1950 and made them finish last with 1 point against slovenia, kosovo, and switzerland
>what are you going to do about it swecucks?

>>151360578
med den prislappen borde vi ha en bra chans att ta oss till semifinal
istället förlorar vi till ett zigenarland i kvalet

>>151360602
>Gode skabe
Va seier ni om detta losset
>spiesnigle

SÄPO should do background checks and should've denied him the job for being a foreign agent trying to ruin the kingdom

>>151360578
How? Your league hardly has champions league level players iirc.
>>151360597
>Att vi får kritik och att folk buar åt oss när vi inte levererar resultat är en del av spelet och det accepterar vi. Vi ser också själva att vi kan göra det bättre och bör försöka uppnå bättre resultat. Det är en del av det här spelet. Att man däremot kritiserar Jon för varifrån han kommer tycker vi är oacceptabelt. Jag tycker det är att gå över en gräns. Jon kan inte ta ansvar för varifrån han kommer, säger Källström.
why does it feel like identity politics is being applied to a fucking national team?

>>151360631
He was always pretty goofy.

>>151360602
>looking this smug after that result
BASED Jon Dahl

>>151360642
>most talented
Hahaha yea sure

>hire a manager called Hjon
>expect him to be smart
ojsan, who would've thought

At least you're top 3 worldwide in hockey.

Brännström Mellberg combo?

>>151360602
would love to hear what he said. He better not apologize

>>151360661
Kamelåsååååå

>pass to the wing
>pass back
>pass to the wing
>pass back
>pass to the wing
>pass back

Skicka in mellberg att yxmörda hela jävla ledningen

>>151360699
Rydström är ledig

https://youtu.be/RLai0ElC1xo
Feels good not being the laughing stock of Scandinavia for once.

>>151360692
>
it's actually over for us.

Fun fact: here in Sweden we don't say "You're getting sacked in the morning" or "sack the manager". Instead we always say "avgå" which means voluntarily resigning.

>>151360669
he is a dane, not an immigrant, but an actual dane born and raised in denmark who doesn't speak swedish
when the results are shit is it really that odd that people use a xenophobic slur and tell him to gtfo?

>>151360653
Man skulle kunna tro det, ja

>>151360669
Hardly sany of that value comes from plsyayers from Allsvenskan. He'll Idak alone makes up 1/4th

>>151360755
kek based song

>>151360710
>>151360771
>Det värsta är ju att när han får frågan om vad som får honom att fortsätta så svarar han att jag har ett kontrakt och vi har spelat bättre förut. Vi får inte in bollarna och släpper in billiga mål.

>Noll svar kring att ta ansvar utan ett kontrakt man ska följa. Man skäms
...how many years does this man have on his contract?

>>151360763
Wtf I thought Sweden was top 3. But how is Switzerland so good at fucking everything?

Revolution status?

>>151360814
for vidt

>>151360802
months, the contract runs out in march
if he isn't fired before then there is no way that he stays if he fucks up the playoff

>>151360814
Det här är värre än Stockholms blodbad i mina ögon

>>151360802
hahaha

>>151360813
we've lost every final, semi final and quarter final since 2019.

they just hired the guy who won the double in 2017 and 2018 to manage team, so maybe this year we can turn it around.


and don't get me started on the U20s
>win group
>lose semi final or final every time

>>151360813
Not cuddled by a nanny state.

>>151360578
To be fair Kosovo's economy is probably 90% black market

>>151360814
close, very close. Needs a little more time. Swedes need to stop being racist and let the man work

The mission is not done guys. The Dane still got work to do. The humiliation must go on.

>>151360906
in the middle of qualifying? AHAHAHHAHAHA what?!?

>>151359972 (OP)
I was so tired of getting these faggots in every single Group Stage, glad to see they are going down the shitter, I was always more of a Finlandbro

>>151360906
>I'm on the bottom of qualifying

>>151360906
kek
he dares mention the word qualifying

>>151360906
Trust the plan

>>151360906
What's the lore background of this man?

>>151360906
Does the contract also say that he gets to shove danish Pölse up our collective assholes while we pay him to do it?

>>151360906
Let him cook

>>151360962
Danish infiltrator dismantling us from the inside

>>151360922
>>151360936
>>151360938
The nations league ranking, even if we lose the last two games and finish with 1 point at the bottom of the group we STILL make it to the playoff through the nations league ranking.

€150m.

>>151360962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Dahl_Tomasson
pic related

>>151360981
JDT is literally worse than Hitler

>>151360978
yeah, but that is hanging by a thread, not in the middle lol

>>151360962
One of our best strikers who is now leading Sweden to greatness.

Om vi ska ha minsta chans i playoff måste dansken sparkas och ta in nån svensk meme manager. Till och med svff måste förstå det och det är många miljoner kronor på spel

>>151360971
>>151360994
KEK, tbf we did a similar tactic with Bob Martinez and Portugal

>>151360962
Imagine if Rui Costa managed Spain and tanked your chances to qualify for the World Cup

Gyokeres this isak that stfu you're still bums lmao 2 games left and nothing to play for

>>151361009
Mellberg? Vem föreslår du?

call him now.

>>151361052
Spelar ingen roll. Ta in nån från allsvenskan på deltid

>>151361009
Dansken vill inte lämna, fattar du vilket jävla svart märke det kommer vara över hans karriär om hans tid som förbundskapten slutar såhär? Alltså måste SVFF köpa ut honom, och det har de antagligen inte råd med.

>>151360991
Looks like he's on fent

>>151360994
Somehow, somewhere, our FA looked at that picture and went
>this is the perfect guy to lead the Swedish national team.

Bros I wanna go back

>>151361086
>det har de antagligen inte råd med.
reinfeldt har gott om pengar, det är bara att ta fram kreditkortet

could he fix Sweden?

>>151360371
it was this
https://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/landsholdsfodbold/luk-os-ind-dbu/8624787
t. webm maker

>>151361109
Vi underskattade Janne...

>>151361110
Reinfeldt är en själlös demon som inte ens är förbundsordförande längre

>>151361127
Låt oss inte romantisera Janne. Vi var skit under honom mot slutet också. Vi borde inte behöva välja mellan pest eller kolera.

hol up

>destroys the country
>destroys Swedish football
you're welcome

>>151361169
Ollonhuvade jävla ärkesvin

JDT will hold a press conference shortly
https://www.svtplay.se/video/86dY9Qz/svt-sport-direkt/vm-kval-presskonferens-med-jon-dahl-tomasson?video=visa

>>151361169
ÖPPNA ERA HJÄRTAN

>>151361169
both him and his wife ruined everything. Moderaterna killed Sweden.

I need a swede anon to help me make a troll post that's pro-JDT
In english:
>Blaming JDT is what imbeciles do. Is it his fault Isak barely touches the ball? Is it his fault the midfield is not creating chances? You blame the same person and though you may not like it, you will have to remove JDT by force because us true supporters, the ones that love the Swede national team won't allow it. Trust the process!

So basically Sweden needs to win both games and still hope for a miracle?
Also h2h should be the first criteria in case both teams have the same amount of points, it'd be bs if Kosovo missed playoffs to a team they beat twice

>we're in the middle of a campaign
>i won't resign
LMAO

>>151361261
we can riggitini it if we win the Nations League group and then some playoffs o algo

to be honest, I just want this to be a proper fiasko so people can get sacked and they do a reset

>>151361169
Öppna era stjärtar

>>151361261
We will make it to the playoffs either way because nations league.

>>151361261
We don't need to win shit. We are not getting 1st place and we will almost certainly make playoff even if we lose every game. Maybe we get better seeding if we win both games but I don't know

Question is, how do we get the dane fired before the playoffs. What can we do so he doesn't fuck that up too.

>>151361348
The seeding will be based on the november FIFA world ranking so all games will impact it.

>>151361231
Bara idioter skyller på JDT. Är det hans fel att Isak knappt rör bollen? Är det hans fel att vårt mittfält inte kan skapa chanser? Du kan skylla ifrån dig på dansken hur mycket du än vill. Vi äkta Sverige älskande fotbollssupportrar kommer alltid stå på JDTs sida. Ta det lugnt och lita på processen.

>>151361389
Trick him into saying nigger

>>151361389
Doesn't matter if Klopp or Ferguson takes over. This national team is beyond saving. They are absolute trash.

>>151361169
FOLKFÖRRÄDARE

The journalists are really ripping into JDT. Never thought I'd see the day journos would push this hard to get a Swedish manager fired.

>>151360586
He and Fredrik Stoor were big business for us.

>>151360300
Both of them are mercenaries who can't (or won't) speak proper Swedish.

Imagine caring about this "national" team.

Apparently Elanga shit on JDT

>>151361479
Att förlora mot Kosovo två gånger är ett katastrofalt dåligt resultat

>>151360413
på vilket sätt har ishockey lett till detta?

>>151361348
>get worst seething
>get italy
>win
how does nations league work tho, were you top 4? or even in the highest group level? everyone else above you already qualified?

>>151360522
>Vilka överlever rensningen på SvFF nu…? I princip alla försvinner, förstås.
Inga kommer åka.

>Hva gør vi nu, lille du?
bra låt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5ZWxsjDKQ

>>151360549
>Sweden should become a hockey nation
Always have been

>>151361566
All the group winners get ranked the highest, even if that group is the one in league D.
If we didn't shit the bed San Marino actually would have made it to the playoffs, and I think they might still stand a reasonable chance to get there.

>>151360514
JUST

Om man hade en svensk tränare kanske han hade brytt sig om Sverige går till VM och avgått frivilligt.

>>151361696
Janne brydde sig inte ett piss när han sabbade EM-kvalet

>>151359972 (OP)
Are there riots in Malmo and Stockholm already?

>>151361750
I doubt anyone really cares

>>151361392
tusen tack

>>151361750
Immigrant are usually happy when Sweden loses in international tournaments

>>151361750
National football doesn't have violent fans in non-shitholes. Didn't Holland miss a world cup? I doubt there were riots

>>151361553
>do you know what day October 13th is?
>The International Day of Failure

>And here I sit and watch a Swedish national team celebrate the day like they have never done before. Jon Dahl Tomasson looks for his left jacket pocket, it takes a while before he finds it.
kek

Niggers

>Sweden think they’re making it to the playoffs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHQHAHAHA

>>151362173
We are almost certainly making it to the playoffs, that's just how the rules work with the nations league path that we qualify for regardless of our results in our group. Most of us aren't optimistic about our chances in the playoffs though.

>>151361517
>>151361557
hola panchito como estas
una cerveza porr favorr

>>151361750
no, MFF or AIK/Djurgården/Hammarby did not lose or fight against the police, so no riots.

Swedish National Team is for men what Eurovision is for women

I always liked the Danes, but JDT is doing his best to single-handedly change my mind. Sham of a coach. The fucking Faroe Islands are getting better results, and that's not even an exaggeration.

>>151359984
gyokeres is a championship-tier player and isak has fallen off faster than an ice lolly in the hands of a paraplegic. can't really blam the NT manager for that

imo swede should keep it simple and just ping balls in from their wingers but elanga is literally just a pace merchant and is only useful in a counter setup

Looks like JDT might actually get fired
https://www.svt.se/sport/fotboll/kim-kallstrom-svarar-efter-praktfiaskot-fullt-fortroende-tills-vi-inte-har-det

>>151363110
>can't really blam the NT manager for that
So you think it's justified to lose to Kosovo when you have a fallen off Liverpool player and a "championship-tier player" among other mostly premier league players on the pitch? Have you looked at Kosovo team? They have a Widzew player in their starting XI. Sweden should have won by 3 goals even if Gyokeres was loaned to West Bromwich tomorrow. Clearly the manager's fault.

Not a sports person but why are the players so small and thin? They look like 15 year olds.

>>151364895
You need to be able to run for 90 minutes. You need to be lean.

>>151364895
Current high-press meta means you either have to stack your team with ngombeles or get your whites to twink out.

>>151364840
my point is it's not on the NT for these players being in shit form. isak especially has been poor for a long time now. you can even see they're getting big chances they're just mental midgets and can't convert in front of an open net

like i said if i had their squad i would probably play a back 4 and get elanga to run past their right back and ping balls into the box but it's not going to matter if no one can hit an open net

>>151361750
Only fags care about the national team

See you in the last chance playoffs bros

The Dane deliberately sabotaged Sweden right?

>>151373283
I don't think a professional manager could be that petty but he's definitely the WOAT

>>151360123
Vaya tetas

>>151360602
He honestly deserve a medal for his effort of destroying sweden from the inside, maybe even make him Knight of Dannebrog

>>151360814
MED PISKOR OCH SPIKKLUBBOR!
HELL SEGER!

>>151360575
Heh

you now remember that guy from sweden running in with a danish shirt and punching the ref so sweden were awarded a 3-0 win.

This is our revenge swedecucks operation inside man.

>>151373573
He was as Danish as JDT and Robin Olsen

>>151373581
he just happened to live in sweden huh
real coincidence

Howling that this danish mong made Isak of all players captain, he has to be a troll

>>151373587
A lot of Danes live in Sweden. Doesn't make them any less D*nish.

>>151373605
Makes them Swedish in my book.

>>151373622
Do I become Danish if I rent an apartment in Copenhagen?

>>151373630
A traitorous swede more like

He got sacked
https://www.sverigesradio.se/artikel/obsobs-prepp-jon-dahl-tomasson

>>151374762
First ever coach to be let go before his contract runs out in Swedish national team history.

Good riddance.

Let the door hit you on the way out you prick.

Sparken extra

>>151374789
idk why but i feel bad for him

>>151374805
He is now... free

>>151374805
The team is shit, but I think they were almost full mutiny mode now and throwing games.

>>151374780
>>151374789
Syndabocken...

>>151374762
>>151374780
>>151374789
well, congratulations, he's fired
what's the next step of your master plan?

>>151374964
Hiring Graham Potter.

>>151374964
Mellberg

Swedish NT is still too white, you guys need to import more somali bvll to be next france

>>151374789
>>151374780
noooooo. he was so close...

lmfao theyre so shit

SERVES HIM RIGHT HE TRUSTED A DANE

Norway is a team
Sweden is individuals

Mission accomplished
Returning back to base

>>151360162
that '18 team was nice, it put a good fight against germany. that year uniform was great too.

>Sweden have sacked manager Jon Dahl Tomasson following a poor start to their 2026 World Cup qualifying campaign.
A poor start? No shit.

>>151374762
K W A B
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A
B

And now it will be doubly embarrassing for Swedes when they find out Jon Dahl did nothing wrong and the team continues playing like shit with a new coach LEL

>>151375775
It wouldn't surprise me if these retards replaced one foreigner with another.

>>151375775
>>151375831
He's a good one at least and has learned Swedish.

Ive always rated JDT but I cant remember a single goal that he scored

Honestly it was not JDT's fault. Förbundet had stated they wanted this kind of system and play style. The top players had stated they wanted this kid of system and play style. JDT implemented it according to his mission statement. Only problem is that half the team sucks and the good part are all out of sync and can't lift the players around them.

>>151376001
https://youtu.be/8d9vXiGrYck?t=30
Vgh

POTTER

>>151375831
He is honorary

>>151375775
>one foreign fraud after another
Please god no

>>151376125
Please take him

>danish fraud out
>norwegian fraud in

>>151376689
I'm not sure I want Ole-Smeagol from the Shire at wheel bros ngl

>>151376689
>mfw we've become the Manchester United of the Nordics

>>151376721
>Sweden - Manchester United
>Norway - Manchester City
>Denmark - Livarpool
>Iceland - Crystal Palace
>Finland - Dundee
>Faroes - Grimsby Town

POTTEREXTRA

Last year Potter wasn't even slightly interested in taking the job, but now after he's been outed in England as a useless fraud he suddently wants it.

>>151376897
he's in Sweden now, he has a house here and his kids were born here. he's also set for life in terms of money, so pressure is off in that sense

What if we created a prime Svennis AI bot? Would that be an option?

>>151377039
>implying the bot won't just try to have sex with any whore it finds

>>151376754
>Denmark - Liverpool
do not insult us

I'm sure the next generation will be just fin-

>>151377072
>incomprehensible accent
>criminals
>red and white
>carlsberg
you are Liverpool

>>151377185
May God forgive me for uttering these words, but the Swede makes a good case.

>>151377185
holy seethe

>>151377200
>drunk fans storming the pitch and hitting the referee
>dying at a football match
yep, you are liverpool

>>151377294
>5-0

>>151377294
also
>riggitini a european cup

swedensisters..................

>>151377172
Even the generation that won the U21 Euros in 2015 turned out to be shit.

damn son I don't know what to tell you

>reach quarter final in 2018
>don't even qualify for 2026
Generational crash, holy shit. Maybe we can finally stop giving gibs to football clubs and support proper sports instead.

>>151377345
we are a pingpong nation

>>151377336
SLUT

imagine losing to POLAND 6-0

Sweden is a catastrophy now.

>>151377619
How do I say "It's over" in polish?

>>151377661
To koniec

>>151377619
>>151377336
>u21
like >>151377343 said
even if you win the tournament it has no guarantees any of the players will be any good

i think the best player from our squad that won in 2015 turned out to be lindelöf and that should tell you something of how much of a joke u21 is

make the call

>>151379384
You don't want him? Fine. We'll take him.

Är vi #TeamOle eller #TeamPotter /sug/?

har svff råd med potter?

>>151379729
Egentligen inte men han är villig att gå ner i lön. Han vill verkligen ha jobbet.
https://www.fotbollskanalen.se/sverige/knallen-graham-potter-oppnar-for-att-ta-over-blagult/

Ole is unironically a better manager than Potter

Lol

>>151380208
He can't be any worse.

>>151379384
scared, potter?

>>151380208
Let's gooo

>>151380208
He's basically half Swedish. His kids were born and raised here. He learned the language. I'd take him.

>>151380549
That's a plus, but you have to look at his track record as a manager. He failed miserably at Chelsea and he failed miserably at West Ham. It's been three years since he was at Brighton and wasn't failing, and even that club only did better without him.

Lots of /sug/ potential with POTTER too I don't mind

I do wonder, if we meet Sweden in the playoffs who will drop more spaghetti?

I just saw the news
>POTTER

>>151380208
OHNONONONONO

>>151380208
He might be the right fraud in charge

>>151361112
Larry David?
I dont think so

>>151380925
But was it his fault? Any coach will fail if the player material is trash.

Kollaps status?

>>151404101
Graham Potter is the main candidate so it is over.


https://www.svt.se/sport/fotboll/uppgifter-till-expressen-graham-potter-huvudkandidat

Fuck it, we're winning the world cup

>>151405708
(in hockey)

>>151404695
It's funny how divided people are when it comes to who should take over. Literally impossible to please even 25% of people

>>151406027
The correct answer is that all available options suck ass.

>>151407248
I heard ten hag is free

i know just the man for the job

>>151409683
Not that great option either, plus there is probably no way that he is going to accept the meager salary that the Swedish FA has to offer.

Give up, Söta bror. You're a pole vaulting nation now.
We'll take it from here (by bottling and choking immediately in the WC)

>>151361789
>>151362481
>>151372933
I meant more like Albanians celebrating hard.
Like how Moroccans tore stuff up in 2022

I am happy with either Ole or Potter desu

>Potter is in

We're going to America bros.

https://www.fotbollskanalen.se/sverige/avslojar-potter-pa-vag-att-ta-over-blagult-svff-narmar-sig-deal/
wew lad

>goes from a £3.2 million salary per year in west ham to maybe £500 thousand at most in Sweden
Is it desperation?

>>151422013
I think he just wants to work again and redeem himself. If he does an okay job with Sweden he will be employable again.

Playoffs are single leg. Basically a coin flip. We got this.

>>151422484
But then he must be confident he will succeed at this job? Because he fails he will be even less attractive in the trainer market.

>>151422501
It's the same format as when we played Czechia and Poland right?

>>151423592
Yes, however that time was rigged because Russia was banned so Pooland got extra rest.

Han kan svenska iaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7irQ_xNT448

>>151422013
He made about 30 mil from that short stint in Chelsea. He doesn't have to worry about money at this point. That's why he's able to just do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>151360533
You've made alpha males illegal in your country though

>>151427686
>t. new jeetland
don't you have a haka to do in support of israel?

>>151423568

then why take any job? Sweden could hardly be worse right now

>>151437488
det är över

>>151438026
vi e så jävla tillbaka

>>151437488
he's the Roy Hodgson regen.