Thread 151377862

Can Portugal do like its son, Cabo Verde (also known as Hulk's cock) and qualify to the World Cup?

PORTUGAL: Diogo Costa; Nélson Semedo, Rúben Dias, Renato Veiga e Nuno Mendes; Rúben Neves, Vitinha e Bruno Fernandes; Bernardo Silva, Ronaldo e Pedro Neto.
>subs: José Sá, Rui Silva, António Silva, Dalot, João Palhinha, Gonçalo Ramos, João Félix, Nuno Tavares, Matheus Nunes, Francisco Trincão, Pote e Francisco Conceição.

HUNGARY: Tóth, Négo, Orbán, Szalai, Kerkez; Schafer, Styles, Szoboszlai; Bolla, Varga e Sallai.
>subs: Demjen, Szappanos, Osvath, Csongvai, Mocsi, Vitális, Molnár, Dárdai, Lukács, Gruber, Toth e Otvos.

Starts in ten bings!

How many tonight?

i stopped having the sexo to watch this ;)

>>151378025
2 missed pens
8 back passes
7 failed dribbles

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why is no one watching?

>diogo bosta
fucking porco shitters i swear

Bernardo Silva vs giant kek

Tugaobros...

>dad doing his usual nonsense about how the opposition team are the biggest strongest guys around, the goalkeeper is incredible (even though he can’t name him)
>they score on a corner
Great, now have to listen to him talk as if we’re massive underdogs against some monster roided team of giganiggas

WHERE IS MY SAN MARINO

>open match 10 minutes in
>portugal already sucking dick

NOOOO I NEED MY PENALTY VS HUNGARY

Bernardo ugly nanny-goat tying stump Silva

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF WHAS THAT?!

Clown match.

lmao

KINO

jej

What’s the combined IQ between Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes?

I visited Portugal durring the summer and I had a lovely time.

lmfaooo

>>151378321
too high, hence the issues

Ronaldo's so old he already has alzheimers

pt players are PES Red Arrow Down

they finna do it for she

>>151378344
based autists

>>151378264
Is pan finno-ugrism a thing

>>151378362
rapariga
get it? HHAHAHHAH

>>151378362
Her dying her hair blonde means she reached that 3 digits body count

>>151378362
bbc

>>151378362
>red nails
i'm literally vomiting right now

>>151378406
big brazilian cock (me)

>>151378403
A Super Sayian Whore

>>151378433
KEK

>>151378362
You just KNOW shes fucked several cape verdean men

APOLOGIZE

tap in GOD

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUU

Reminder that Ronaldo is white

GOÅT DADDY HNNNNG

>>151378462
>>151378463
He is a Striker its his job he can't run like a winger

that was a loud tsu

>>151378476
quintessential american post

>>151378362
who s this

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>151378476
factual

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>151378504
this one is more kikemerican >>151378450

>>151378362
>>151378502
post more clothed, sire.

>>151378557
you’re not him, buddy

TSUUUU

>>151378507
https://www.instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/

webm

for me it's beruna's troon friend

>>151378606
For me its your mom

ERA BENULDIE

>>151378626
For me is Anna Luisa from vilareal

PENALDO Ht TRICK TSUUUUUUUUU

BAN SILVA FROM SHOOTING

Should’ve gone for the high iq option and crossed the ball in so it would deflect off Fernandes lying down

Jesus, Ronaldo...

>>151378599
her onlyfans leaks are ass, what a shame

TSUUUUUUUUUU

Tsu?

TSUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
A hatty looms

TSU

WHEN I SAY TAP-IN, YO, YOU SAY RONALDO!
>tap-in

ronalDEUS

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UNC STILL GOT IT

vége

>>151379043
i would break my knees and ankles from a landing that high tbqhwyamf

2025...I am forgotten...

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:pog: :pog::pog: :pog::pog: :pog:

GODnaldo

Penaldo is going senile. Can't even tell whether he was offside or not when he was a mile on.

>ronaldo scores
>israel concedes
based minute

TAP
IN

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why doesn't he do the TSUUUU celebration anymore?

>>151379083
Based Lamborghini killing since 1963

He's gonna reach 1000 goals, isn't he?

>>151379129
He did for the first goal

>>151379129
hes pushing 50, hes gotta protect his knees

>missed the 2nd tsu
nooooooooo :(

>>151379139
Getting to 1000 and winning the WC is his intended send off but that WC will cost a lot

>>151379176
and playing together with jr i'm guessing

MY GOAT

>>151378362
she gets sluttier every year
>tfw i will never grope her ass

At work right now post webm of the goals plz

>>151379353
Imagine if she farted on your face haha wouldn’t that be amusing?

Tugaobros, stop watching porn. It's evil and a jewish trick to corrupt your soul.

>>151379453
What about meaningless sex with faveladas?

>>151378230
Loving, unprotected, romantic vaginal sex with Yuka-tan

>>151379175
Ah... who is this human being?

>>151379472
sex boosts test, even if its meaningless and/or with faveladas

>>151379353
WTF? She uses to be pure

>>151379453
>tfw crazy bpd ex introduced me to chemsex
now im single and just masturbate to porn on retarded amounts of drugs

rate my gato

Pedro Neto is so garbage

TROLLPOST

how can poorfags handle RTP "commentators"?

>>151379606
gatinho/10

my boy chico finna rape

humiliation ritual
ronaldo always rapes us

>>151379755
he's known for doing that

>>151379755
He does enjoy some hung aryans

Ronaldo is the main character

>>151379779
>>151379781
does he hate us this much? I feel like he doesn't go that hard against other nations
I still have nightmares about 2018

>>151379791
old man can't handle 60 minutes but still refuses to be a super sub

wtf?
kill this ref

>>151379819
No, you’re just unlucky with him

>>151379606
Cat/10
Your post reminded me that all my cats are dead

>>151379568
Tugabros....

KWAB

OHNONONONO

ACABOU

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kek

21 players vs ronaldo ..........

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Portugal drop points the moment Ronaldo gets subbed? Interesting, isn't it...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PENALDO HIDING ON THE BENCH WHILE HIS TEAM NEEDS HIM

AH HAHAHAHAHA

>>151379606
CUTE!

Ronnie would have defended that

I KNEEL, LIVERPOOLGUY

>>151379974
Go to a shelter and adopt another, bro. It's good company, gives you something to care for and you're helping an animal in need. Wins for everyone.

>>151379606
10/10
would pet

Another common Hungary W

REEEEEEEEEEF SUB ME BACK ON
I'M SURE MY MANAGER CAN FIND A LOOPHOLE AFTER THE GAME JUST LET ME ON I NEED TO STATPAD REEEEEEEEEEEF

>>151380316
ugyanitt bojler eladó

Should’ve never subbed Ronaldo

>>151380335
That Part

looks like Portugal is going to get knocked out soon in the WC. All these players and they're struggling against Hungary. They're going to get battered by some south American team.

Tomar este gol de fim de pelada foi foda

>>151380380
maybe....just maybe...consider hungary to be not that bad...

>>151380380
They say that every time

hungary wins 2-2

Why didn’t he play?

>>151380413
The person you are replying to is Brazilian, kek
And yes, Hungary has a good team desu

>>151380433
busy losing to non-countries

>>151380433
He wanted to play for Somalia

>>151380426
everyone who loses a win state to a draw feels like its a loss

Portugal was slightly better but not enough

>>151380380
i Hope they get Eliminated by brazil in Quarter finals the memes would go insane lmao

>>151380453
You mean Swedistan

OH NO NO TSU bros we got too cocky...

>>151380518
wasn't on the pitch anymore

>>151380527
because he got too cocky

>>151380433
he wouldn't have made it in such a great team so he chose sweden

>>151378025
i'm not gay but........

>>151380433
He cant speak Hungarian

>>151380391
Queria eu tomar o cu dela.

>>151380424
And they are always right

bernardo is useless

What is our assessment of Nuno "The Dog Licker" Tavares?

Me and Joan Neves

APESAR DA MINHA RAIVA
SOU SÓ UM JOSÉ HERMANO SARAIVA

>>151395805
Baased

>>151378450
>>151378406

>>151408502
SIR, SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE THREAD

>>151380433
>diaspora
:(
>diaspora, white
:0