Thread 151381000

the day of trades
the trade day

Nick Daicos will NEVER win the brownlow

2nd for nick daicos

good morningh alfas.

In part, they have to pay what is best-described as a disruption premium. To get Merrett requires an additional tax on whatever he is worth, because of the carnage it has caused at the club he is seeking to depart. And that tax is not reduced by the lines in the sand, the 1980s history and general enmity between the red and black and brown and gold.

Merrett wants out, wanting success on the field after 12 years’ hard labour. Fair enough. Players are allowed to seek new employers. But the nature of his attempted escape has been so messy – and so incensed various people at Essendon – that Hawthorn have to take ownership of the situation. They are the prospective buyer, after all.

The deadline of 7pm on Tuesday night for Essendon accepting the draft part of the offer may or may not prove a bluff. But it does not strike as the best method to negotiate when you’re the party that a) is seeking a contracted player, and b) you have not offered a single player of value, ie, one with the prospect of improving Essendon, much less making the Bombers great again.

Essendon WILL trade Merrett and WILL get sweet fuck all in return

Bucks at Geelong?

will bucks bring cox to geelong?

>>151381879
the post of an idiot

My boss is a bummers fan and just wants Merrett gone he says and happy to take what ever the hawks will offer because keeping him an extra year when he doesn't want to be there could be more detrimental to the club than taking unders from hawks

the humble cat

>>151382462
Based!
My catter

Bailey Smith follower count has dropped by one third overnight.

Wes Walley?

>>151382462
why does it look so confused

I worry about you blokes sometimes

>>151382763
>thats what he's packing?
>day 46 since she left and he still hasn't washed his balls
>i can lick myself, whats his excuse?

>>151382780
you should'nt. according to one poster at least, we're all ripper legends.

>>151382915
Be that as it may, there is still cause for concern. Anyway, any footy news?

>blocking trades until 2pm
Fraud league

>>151382780
Your family will be worried about you after i whack you mate

>>151382949
>Be that as it may
Speak fucking English for fucks sake

>>151382560
>slapper ho wants attention slutting it up at the brownlow to further her "brand"
>chosen useful idiot cottons on and doesn't take her
>she has a tanty and splits
not a sniff fan but i respect him for this, never capitulate for a ho and their wicked schemes

i wish i was of balkan heritage so i could participate in former yugo ethnic shitflinging, and shit like pic rel would stir up my national pride

A back injury is so debilitating.

a finger injury is worse

>>151383397
i'd prefer to be a croat or slovene, the most mentally stable and respectable of the lot imo. knew some bro-tier bosnians years ago though, good people. never met a serb i liked

>wanting to be a rockape
ngmi

>>151383778
t. angloid

>>151381000 (OP)
Why cant he open the speech

>>151383941
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>>151383778
>>151383873
No more brother wars. Fight the real enemy

>>151384060
fixed

>>151383941
career ending finger injury.

who getting fleeced

>>151384362
I don't want to talk about it

>>151384362
Tradespergs

>>151384362
so far only the northern teams have been fleeced

>>151384362
Tigers bent West Coast over a barrel and went in raw by getting a 2nd rounder for a 27 year old spud key defender.

Nick Staikos.

>>151384911
>secretary for multicultural affairs

reckon i'd support one nation if they cared at all about environmental sustainability, they seem great otherwise
reckon i'd support the north melboure football club if they presented themselves as a serious club interested in winning football matches, they seem great otherwise

>environmental sustainability
jewish-coded

go back

politics and culture wars are my identity, carn the right wingers!

The Right Wing Golems FC

>>151384911
the nose knows

>>151385119
>>151385368
Pot. Kettle.

>>151385368
the straw man

>>151385402
>>151385408
samefag

crazy how he's always wrong

>>151385402
Horse. Barn door.

>>151385539
A simple reply from a simple mind.

punch nazis in the fucking face

tongue punch nazis in the fucking face

politics is for fucking nerds lmao, fucking gay nerd shit

applied for another booster yet mate

>>151385749
check out this fucking gayarse nerd lmao

Business idea: Do Geoy to Hawks for pick 9 (they aren't getting Merrett)

yet to hear a solution to sustainability that doesn't boil down to
>pay more tax
>have less rights

Guess what I'm fiending for

>>151386095
cock up the arse

>>151386095
custom mousepad and some goey?

imagine if a traid happened

>>151386095
Bacon cheeseburger?

>>151386095
cox down back iykwim haha

you can feel it cant you? the bargaining power is being balanced in trades

no more top four teams just scooping up all the talent
teams are saying no to the top teams and asking them to pay overs. its actually happening. we are turning a corner

>>151386095
milk that tastes like real milk iykwim haha
>>151386205
wish zingers weren't so shit me

I've got the mousepad but I'm all out of goey

>A trade taking Ollie Florent to Carlton has been agreed independently to a trade for Charlie Curnow. The Blues will send the Swans a future third-round pick for Florent.
Kek Curknob is going nowhere

wonder if you can sue the milk that tastes like real milk company when they don't sell raw milk

>>151386261
It's beautiful to see.

>>151386366
still doesnt get it done

MAKE SOME FACKIN TRADES

the gf decided she's going to support melbourne next year lads, dunno why, she was all in on hawthorn this year

Blues and bummers will both fold before the day ends, mark my words.

sam mitchell must have traded cj off because his wife didnt seal the merrett deal.

>>151386366
I thought pick 9 was off the table? Didn't Hawthorn give a deadline for this pick last night? They are getting mentally fucking fleeced by Essendon

>>151386425
team swappers, like coal burners get the rope mate. you're not involved with one of those filthy stinking ra team traitors are you?

bet she's swapped more than one team at the same time. you should get tested.

2025 AFL Trade Period ends on Wednesday, October 15 at 7:30pm AEDT

The cuck posts feel like try hard american shit, you guys embarrass me.

cuckposting is based and funny

threadpolice posting is gay

We're in here >>151384181
>>151386628
GR 2 You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

I'm an Essendon supporter but when I watch them play I just wanna see them get belted every time, its just so entertaining watching shit clubs like Essendon, North and Carlton get belted

>>151386684
crisp, love watching shitters get belted

I’m wasting my life away

Whats going on with AFL membership numbers? How on earth does North Melbourne have 56,000 members? That doesnt make sense

Final trade window now opened. Can't wait to watch nothing happen until the last hour.

>>151386715
youre a required player zach
study contracting law

>>151386665
Not trying to force you to stop or get you banned, just calling you out as the unfunny poof you are.

>>151386715
applied for tafe yet mate

>>151386819
go be a sook elsewhere faggot

>>151386802
>contracting
applied for a new tradie licence yet mate

>>151386841
Go make another "funny" cuckpost, champ.

>>151386773
Figure likely includes pet memberships, baby memberships and AFLW memberships.

Steven May be in Adelaide

>>151386873
will do, stay tuned

>>151386960
might just see this and ignore it and move on with my life lads, no biggie, just his opinion innit

might idolate later lads

>>151387045
crisp sentient car engine

>>151387009
>he's not gay

>>151386960
Isn't this everyone in Australia?

Hunters and Collectors

>>151387114
clearly got enough to send me to hell already haha

>>151387045
meant might not lie later lads iykwim haha

>Searching for posts that contain ‘"iykwim haha"’.
Returning only first 1000 of 11777 results found.

>>151387249
newfag

I'm genuinely unfit to live a normgroid life

got archivesperg on a string lads iykwim haha

I applied for TAFE and they rejected me. What now?

>>151387307
Try the adf

>>151387298
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>151387307
applied for high school yet mate

>>151387294
kino

lol has the clown not actually changed the number?

>>151387294
i yearn for a truly normal life, one which very few live these days

>>151387359
dumb cunt

>Mosquito-borne disease spreading across China, world at rapid pace
>Concerning scenes are playing out inside Chinese hospitals as Aussies have been warned to monitor for symptoms of a rapidly spreading disease.

fuck yeah boyos we're going back into locky-d, legit can't wait

Is hawthorn retarded? I thought they were the shrewd ruthless types but now dosn are making them look like idiots.

Cornes/Twomey, goat pairing

>>151387420
they are floundering around like a spastic atm
its entertaining to follow
bummers have fucking mentally skullfucked them

>>151387454
they're hell flakey under pressure looking very desperate

>>151387359
again?
tell me this was due to a breach and not just some retard diversity hire "censoring" a list of MPs' numbers by highlighting them in black so you could just ctrl+a and see them all

>>151387473
its one of the worst trade period performances ive ever seen
and they have done this to themselves by playing the media against essendon trying to assert some pressure

>>151387479
AI data scraper which is then published online. These retards have their information publicly accessible somewhere if AI can locate it.

it was ebaumsworld iykwim haha

>>151386960
Hell isn't real

>>151387532
>ebaumsworld
now that's a name i've not heard in a long time a long time
just like ng and abs ykwim haha

Sounding like roaches trade request is formal.

hope merrett goes to hawks and does his acl

i like to watch shit teams suffer

>>151387762
KEK IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!

>>151387772
Not me I want dosn and carlton to be power houses again. Fuck the same teams being up forever like hawks and geelong.

>>151387764
You need the picks to rebuild, Brad.

>>151387824
essendon already have a suite of picks this draft

>>151387801
you misunderstand, it would be funny to see geelong and hawthorn implode and become shitters and get belted every week. i don't discriminate which teams, only that whichever teams happen to be shit. a shit essendon and a shit geelong are the same to me.

>>151387857
Doesn't mean they can't use more and spread out across numerous drafts.

geelong supporters deserve to be miserable

>>151387903
that is true but there is no danger in denying a trade for a contracted player. they're more than entitled to.

>>151387925
Agree but the deal is overs. They should take it and run. I think they're just extracting maximum value with their hold ups. Seems to be working, they'll get something else thrown in there.

HAWKS ARE GETTING FLEECED, YOU HATE TO SEE IT!!!!

Imagine buying an urus.

does bailey smith think we don't notice his receding hairline behind that headband?

>>151388029
nope hawthorn need merrett more than essendon do, it's not overs at all.

wish i could like without a car, hate forking out thousands a year for this shit
a car is a tax to live

>>151388169
thats why i just drive mums

>>151388152
It's objectively overs but that's their right to demand with a contracted player.

>>151388169
it's a fucking joke. I barely drive the fucking thing but I can't rid of it completely. Registration, insurance, fuel, maintenance. Absolute money hole.

>>151387801
>hawks
did you come out of a coma after the 2023 legal high scoring season champ

yeah make fun of walkable cities now

>>151388201
it's objectively overs from your view. if it was objectively overs then essendon would accept. would they not? essendon have all the power and hawthorn who started this mess need to appease them. it's pretty simple. just because you can gather picks doesn't mean a club has to say yes to your offer. this is all on hawthorn.

4 HOURS OF TRADE PERIOD REMAINS

>>151388251
they made a prelim last year tiger

afl is rigged

let's head to the /alf/ war room

>>151388285
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>151388216
>Absolute money hole.
but enough about your mum iykwim haha

>>151388281
akshually i'm a lion
brisbane lion
we'll hit the losing poor
you'll hear amartey score

Is the Ah Chee deal going to get done?

>>151388321
bless you

>>151388261
>it's objectively overs from your view. if it was objectively overs then essendon would accept. would they not?
Why rush it? The deal isn't going anywhere and the can extract more value. Just because it's currently overs doesn't mean they can't get even more, which it looks like they will.

and iggs with their first selection the Pre-Season Draft take Ah Chee.
*sneezes*

big footy mods working overtime how much do they get paid?

iggs

>>151388321
Yes. Virtually all these up in the air deals will get done within the last hour.

>>151388342
more than 4chan jannies that's for sure

essendon hawthorn season opener
kino

reminder hawkroaches did this scummy shit last year with barrass and the iggs

filthy arrogant club

>>151388342
I'm led to believe it's exactly twice as much as the mods here are paid.

>>151388342
I hope strappingyounglad has a heart attack today

>>151388342
Someone on reddit complained about BF and got this response

"
Jawdanc
MOD •
8mo ago
•
Stickied comment

We literally have a no dickheads rule, sorry mate
Vote
"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1iyi23g/rip_bigfooty/

define dickhead

>>151388417
the likes who post here is apt
including me btw

>>151388404
The Reddit mods are on par with bigfooty, literal faggots.

I wonder if they ever lurk here.

>Big Footy rules' page is 1700+ words long
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/help/terms/

Cracked open a beer ready to find out who will fuck up this trade period. Will be Essendon, Hawks, Adelaide or Carlton...?

>>151388443
The exact same kind of leftard faggots is a mod on most forums. That kind of person is specifically drawn to it.

bigfooty perma ban any%

>>151388467
They all lust after power.

>>151388257
walkability happens naturally when you build following traditional rules of thumb and don't hyperregulate and zone every little fucking thing.
"15 minute cities" is when they block off roads and put up surveillance everywhere to tax you off the road.

>>151388545
lol

>>151388183
how many mums you driven mate? mine's hot to trot. can send pics.

>>151388495
if bigfooty ran a pub it'd be a parma ban any% iykwim haha

No one from fucking reddit or bigfooty lurks here. But spastics from /afl/ lurk reddit and bigfooty.

sam mitchells wife has been seen speeding down the tulla to the hanger in red and black lingerie

>>151388545
>block off roads
>tax you off the road
sounds based

> hyperregulate and zone every little fucking thing.
convoluted way of saying 'stack with brown and black filth'

Thinking Carlton will blink. They exemplify weakhands.

Missus reckons she’s swapped from a Hawks supporter to the Demons. Don’t know why.

>>151388614
The team of the Coward, Robert Walls.

>>151388618
yeah same my hawthorn supporting missus just came home and threw the keys to the Getz at me and went into the bedroom in tears. think she read the news.

>2022
>Oliver is a better player than Petracca

>2025
>Oliver: R3, with Melbourne paying half his salary
>Petracca: Pick #7, #8
Has there been a bigger downfall in player ratings?

the getz is a good shitbox

>>151388661
Is he even that bad now? I didn't watch any dees games.

Fuck I wish I had a massive cock

Pootractor is 3 months younger than Merrett btw

>>151388678
Game has gone past him and he never looks fully fit. Doesn't help that he has absolutely no second position.

>>151388678
during his cocaine binge he could barely pass the preseason fitness tests at the demons

>>151388726
should've pretended to have mennul elf issues and spend a month in rehab ("psych ward")

oliver florent is a quintessential carlton player

>>151388726
which was essentially
>oh good you're here. next

>Finnbar Maley has been traded from North Melbourne to Adelaide
lol Norf determined to have no key position prospects at all

>>151388760
what the everlasting FUCK are norf doing?
they are not a serious club.

>swasn convinced someone to take florent
hannerburyd kek

>>151388781
Didn't they trade away their first round pick (#4?) for like, #27?

>>151388823
Yes.

>>151388680
>tfw i did but it's shrunk cos alcohol

>>151388781
meth definitely

>>151388760
>>151388781
>>151388823
North should just be folded to make way for tasmania

>>151388609
that came later. hyperregulation came from the modernists who were complete satanic autists. they wanted to crush humanity into a functionalist "utopia" which is basically just a one huge machine that houses gdp production units.

I have seen Oliver Florent's arsehole

you now remember that richmond exist

>>151388875
just reminded me i have all the leaks on my flat ipad

>>151388875
gday Chad.

>>151388858
>autists
meant chosen people from a certain tribe

>>151388890
based knower

Nearing closer to 40 and got hit with a paralyzing depression and doom that hit me from nowhere. Can't stop thinking about her from 10 years ago, thought i was over this shit by now. Been gooning 3 times a day minimum when im a once a day andy, don't know where the cum is even coming from.

reckon there's few things more obnoxious than someone shoving a phone in your face and forcing you to watch a "reel"

fucking hungry

I'm doing the opposite of nofap. I'm training my dick

>>151388875
>>151388981
samefag

>>151388986
training for what?

>>151388976
cringe

>>151388995
Cumming

sort of feels like the collective unconscious is turning against american cultural influence

>>151389012
>american

>Merrett's manager chucking a tanty in the Hawthorn trade room
kekekek
HOLD THE LINE, ESSENDON.

I have been down such a ridiculous rabbithole of porn addiction and weird fetishes

>speds not knowing trade season is as rigged as regular season
lol
lmao even

>>151389006
no compo for you chad.

>>151389019
worst manager in footy

FUCK YOUR TRADES!!!!!!

>>151389044
holy based

>>151389044
vets love these dogs
they see them and buy a new car

>>151389043
he'll grow into that zuit one day.

who is the babe in the essendon room phwoaaar

>>151389077
she's a stunner ay, she was there during the draft

most of the blokes in this thread probably have worthless alco farthers kek

Jamarra officially a Sun. 1 year deal with a trigger for 2.

>>151389098
>>151389077
how does she compare to our grace?

>>151389100
my dad was emotionally abusive and neglectful, didn't really ever drank much apart from port now and then

>>151389044
I will kick the shit out of this fucking idiot

started getting compliments about how i look and the only thing i've changed is tucking in my top

the gf

>>151389192
Grace is more beautiful.

>Collingwood has offered a future second-round pick for Jy Simpkin. North has flatly rejected it.
lol Pies can't get anything done with nothing to trade.

>>151389077
Pic?

>>151389258
>>151389192

>>151389258
She's here >>151389192

merrett is officially a bomber

>>151389258
>>151382462

>>151389272
mash'allah may he kill 1000 jewish dogs!

>>151389286
Crisp

>>151389197
grace is a porker now sadly

>>151389286
got a good kek cheers

>>151389262
>>151389264
>>151389273
Thanks i hadnt scrolled down yet

Merretts manager gives off merchant vibes desu

>>151389360
What I thought too kek

Wonder if Sheezel will become a player manager once his career is done?

>>151389369
heard he's studying accounting/law part time at uni, could probably get a comfy corporate gig at norf once he retires from footy
sorry i just made that up it was meant to be fodder for anti-semitic gags i don't know why i'm like this sometimes

ooh

What's for dinner?

>>151389404
water

>>151389192
What does she do?

>>151389404
Steak and coles potato salad

anglos have some of the worst food "culture" in the world

>>151389425
And what cuisine is your culture renowned for?

>>151389237
They now have THE... Jack Buller
The next Buddy!

>>151389429
i'm anglo, so shit

>jack Buller to collingwood
>Collingwood cucks will now gaslight themselves saying they got the steal of trade season

>>151389443
DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER BUTLER BUTLER DANGER DANGER BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER

>>151389404
meth mostly>>151389421
based if the steak wasn't from colesworths lad

>>151389418
player rela[xxxa]tions "specialist"

i want VFL players not picks

>>151389443
would've prefered Jack Bauer, me.

jack steele is officially a saint

Are Dogs the losers of this trade period? They were the biggest downhill skiers of the 2025 season winning games against only one top 8 team despite a percentage of 137 and they haven't done anything to improve their list other than bring in a small defender. Jamarra's contract off the books is a win but where does the improvement come from next year?

I am officially poor.

>>151389404
taco tuesday

someone mentioned halloween to me today and i almost said fuck off yank

>>151389496
considering they lose juh who is a beast of a player yeah they lost big time
the suns are legit dangerous next year unironically

collingwood got the steal of the trade season

>>151389502
>Taco Tuesday
>Tuesday
Based hungover guy that got pissed on Monday and slept through yesterday

>>151389500
this but for my entire life iykwim haha

So all the muh megatrades will be done at the very end
Exhilarating stuff

>>151389533
how's the asio job hunt coming along micky?

>>151389542
spoiler: curnow stays, merrett stays.

so wh0o's copping Tarryn now he's finished coonschool?

first moderately hot day of the looming summer season and i'm already sick of it all, fuck this heat and all that is to come

wish we had a decent competitor to rival gyg so taco tuesday was a thing here

Oooooh lot at him go haha he's LIVID!
https://x.com/traderadio/status/1978314872304570479

>>151389557
>fuck this heat and all that is to come
based doggo fucking the misso

>>151389558
taco bills in the melb cbd does a fun one.

>>151389562
>oy vey it's another bloody shoah

>>151389562
imagine having a soijak like this as your manager and expecting to get a favourable deal

>>151389504
I think there's question marks on how much impact JUH can have. There's a reason he's only getting the 1 year he currently had with the Dogs and won't get a second without actually pulling his finger out.
Lock them in for top 4 if Petracca and JUH both play to the level they can though.

>>151389542
it's an interesting discussion

>>151389562
>zach you comin over to press all my lightswitches or what? my other goy is leaving soon so no more phone calls but you still have to do this

big fan of north telling sloppingwood to eat shit over simpkin kek that is funny

>>151389558
We have Taco Bell here now but it's not great and priced like it's a premium product. I don't think their menu here even have any of the budget slop that made them big in the States.

>>151389578
Could be worse.

Any Curnow / Marshall news?

>>151389610
That shit won't happen until the last half hour.

>>151389610
both not going to geelong

>>151389615
Do last minute trades sometimes not get reported until an hour or so after the deadline?

>>151389618
good news then

This general will be considered off-topic spam come the end of the week.

>>151389640
fuck off faggot no one cares you newfag

>>151389631
Nah, everything has to get submitted with the AFL before deadline, unless they're in line waiting for it to be submitted and the media report them all as they get lodged.

rowan marshall is officially a saint

>>151389640
For me, it's looking forward to the 2025 Telstra AFL National Draft, scheduled for November 19 - 20.

curnow isnt even worth a round two pick

You people need to realise something. I'm gonna win.

>>151389640
Bit odd someone hates us so much they know our schedule down to the day. Obsessive tbqh

women don't wear those cute dainty feminine dainty watches any more, it's just bulky masculine thick strapped npc ugly phone-watch things that make them look like lesbians

>>151389668
this is a repost

>>151389425
its the most widespread and popular food culture in the world actually. It's so ingrained you don't even realize its there

Getting over footy. Maybe I should become an immigrant like those minorities arriving in Japan. If they get free housing and money and education maybe I should go to Japan and start a new life there? Become a salary man.

>>151389676
>realize
FOY

>>151389649
Saint officially dog a second bloke this trade period. Grim.

>>151389673
You can thank Edward Bernays nephew of Sigmund Freud for that.

>>151389676
popular != good

>future 2027 third rounder for jack steele
that's a steele

>>151389680
Those immigrants are being brought in to do the same sort of damage they do to western countries. They're not going to give free shit to a white man.

>>151389694
Saints needed him off the books because their salary cap is kaboom. If this trade happened earlier in the period they might've still gotten Aleer.

>>151389668
based kamala voter.

everyone who thinks out loud habitually should be lined up and shot

>>151389694
>Encourage your captain to give up the captaincy then push him out the door for a future 3rd rounder
And people expect players to be completely loyal to clubs and never look out for their own interests.

>>151389697
huh why not?

>“Jack Steel has been traded to Melbourne for a future third round pick.”
HAPPENING

players would be more loyal to clubs if clubs treated players better than mere products and commercial assets

>>151389713
it's because of his salary as anon said here
>>151389699

i was just too spergy to read beyond a headline

>>151389680
become a jap tradie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc7qcooQatQ

>>151389722
Damn my iggs should have offered him something, probably wants to stay in smellbourne though.

>>151389729
We know they fucked up their cap, that doesn't make their actions any less slimy. Villains of this trade period.

>>151389713
How many captains have requested/been traded this period? 4? That's got to be some kind of record.

Oscar Allen
Zach Merrett
Jy Simpkin
Jack Steele

St Kilda want to be in the run for Zak Butters next year

this trade period has been entertaining and my club is a main story
this shit is so rigged

>>151389747
lol. Dogs have supposedly been the front runner and they just cleared almost a million out of their cap. I'm sure they're in the boxseat for Butters. Saints will be a non-player in that space.

why are the hawks so antisemitic?

>>151389748
is he ok?

>>151389748
What a dick.

>>151389753
Dogs have said they'd give him 8 years @ 1.7m right here right now.
The thing is Port is going to match whatever free agency crap they can offer.

>>151389748
Based Iranian homosexual executions.

>>151389763
>The thing is Port is going to match whatever free agency crap they can offer.
Do Port Power still get compensation if he walks into the draft? If so, how is the band selected if he didn't sign a contract with another club?
Someone here posted the rule and said the club losing a player gets awarded a pick based on the net loss of the player, but I am not sure how compensation would get awarded without actually signing a contract at another club.

big fan of you guys enjoying monkeys
i reckon they're hilarious fuckers
saw this fella irl at a sanctuary in borneo few months back, big prime alpha. apparently never see this cunt and this is like the peak of their development in terms of size and age and strength etc. the top dog. stoned brain fart over.

Merret's manager hugging hawks officials now must mean a deal has been made.

oy vey

>>151389789
>if he walks into the draft
Not even sure if clubs get compensation in that case since it'd be just like a regular uncontracted player.
That threat doesn't work with Butters though unless he's prepared to learn Iggnese.

>>151389809
wow crazy you mean to tell me essendons stance for these months was entirely just posturing!?

Gold Coast absolutely stacked now.

>>151389809
Where was that? Essendon won't blink.

>>151389834
>now
They've been stacked for years, just under performing with Hardwick.
Dew would've got them in a prelim/grand final by now.

>>151388281
they certainly did not

afl is FUCKED lmao

ayysperg lashing out again

How do I apply for immigration to Japan any Indians know how?

>>151389859
?

two top 10 picks for merrett is absurd
if they turn that down they are as dumb as the eagles

>>151389871
Hey don't bring us into this. We have had a good trade week so far. Clarke was a genius for about 2 minutes.

Does three first round picks for Petracca and only two for Merrett make sense

>>151389871
Where is this coming from? Sure you aren't thinking of Petracca?

>>151389887
no, I'm implying the hawks will be lower half of the 8 again next year

>>151389879
Petracca brings proven premiership experience. Merrett has never won a finals so is worth a lot less.

What the fuck are Dogshitwood doing this trade period

>>151389890
>again
They finished top 4.

>>151389893
when you have traded your future picks the past 3 years and only have old aging players no one wants to trade for there is not much business to be done

>>151389891
Merret is also older and just a basic outside mid where as pretracca is inside outside.

>>151389898
that was a one off

Collingwood are FUCKED

>>151389893
Shut up cunt, winning teams don’t need to hand out first round picks for losers lmao

That's one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard in my life kek

>>151389891
>>151389902
Fair points

>no incoming players
>first pick is 39
LMAO COLLINGWOOD

juh will die next year

>>151389909
They brought in Jack Buller or something. I don't think I've ever seen him play though. Looks like they're going to be standing still while their competitors advance.

>>151389902
Petracca is a shadow of his former self. He's been an overpriced spud since Darcy Moore messed up his insides.
This Gold Coast trade is a bigger gift than Jack Bowes was.

The Merret deal is officially off according to Cal Twomey Essendon has rejected Hawthorns final offer and have closed all forms of negation this is the latest update on Continental Tyres AFL Trade Radio's deadline day coverage: http://afl.com.au/news/1442134

>>151389922
He's definitely diminished but he isn't dusty after doing his kidney. He's still a better footballer than Merret.

Bombers should have just traded him to the highest bidder

>>151389909
>finish 4 kicks off a gf
>OMG Collingwood are fucked because ummmmmmmm….well….ummm old?!
Good job showing yourself to be a total deadshit fuckhead

Thisa one?
I name a heem
LEEK ALEER
heh hue heh!

>>151389932
>p-pendlebury and s-sidebottom will continue to carry the side forever okay!!!!!????

>>151389925
LOL how can bummers be so stupid but also LOL at hawks.

>>151389933
that's a big leek

>>151389925
He just said it's more of a chance than it was.

>>151383364
One of these clubs won a final this year

>>151389934
We’ve got the best player in the comp and he’s not even 25 lol you stupid cunt, just stop fucking replying to me, you’re getting torched

>Sign 10 year contract
>Workplace remains rotting moudly pile of shit
>"Ooooh someone help me get out of here"
>Workplace doesn't budge
>Be unmotivated and thus downhill
Just let him fuck off lmao, and cancel long contracts nobody even has foresight beyond 2-3 years at a time

>>151389925
OH NONONONONONONO!!!

>>151389941
and both of them look so far off winning a flag

>>151389922
Think Melbourne have fleeced

>hey guys i always wanted to stay btw
>im still your captain right?

>>151389949
*keys the urus*

>>151389932
>finish 4 kicks off a gf
4 kicks is a positive spin on a 29 point loss. Also wrong but I like your optimism.

2 things I want to see in 2026:

1. Zach Merrett wins the Brownlow
2. Essendon finish 9th

>>151389949
Based Jack Steele when Melbourne change their mind

>>151389949
Is that Simpkins or Merrett?

if collingwood fans are this delusional about where their list is at the thud when they coming crashing down to earth is going to be glorious

>>151389949
I think if he does ending up having to stay, which I think is unlikely to happen, he'll relinquish the captaincy and it'll go to McGrath or Caldwell.

Sydney
Geelong
Brisbane

>>151389826
No, if he enters the draft there is a high chance he goes to the Dogs. Clubs typically do not select players who don't want to be there.
The decision for Port Power would be whether or not to just let him go as a free agent or try to force a trade. Port Power might finish bottom 4 next year, and band 1 compensation in a stronger draft will likely be better than whatever the Dogs can offer when there's a compromised draft next year.

>>151389976
essendon think they look tough but so dumb if they dont do this

>>151389983
They'll take it. It's an offer you can't refuse.

well gold coast just traded their future away for a player thats done lmao

>>151388449
Could've condensed it to "just be a communist homo"

>>151389976
Pick 10 will be the next James Hird

dad beat me in sex chess again

>>151389992
Would be hilarious if they decline the offer and that then ended up the case.

>>151389862
Marry the ugliest jap you can find.

>Which clubs do you dislike? for me..
geelong
fred
smellbourne


>starting to dislike
hawks
collingwood (again)
port

>indifferent
saints
gc
doggies

>like
bane
iggs
carlton
dosn
gws

>starting to like
richmond

>>151389993
Interesting

>>151389988
Their future is now, old man.

>>151389997
I hate Carlton and Hawthorn
Loathe them even

>>151389997
i'm generally apathetic to every team, i'm only here to shitpost

what can i offer sarah jones for her to sit on my willy

why do asians talk so loud?

>>151390009
Jonathan Brown has ruined her for all other men.

>>151388854
No one follows them. They have no business existing any longer. Fitzroy were folded for less.

>>151389976
NO DEAL

petraca deal done gold coast trade away their future

>>151390012
They are genetically autistic.

>>151390020
>gold coast trade away their future
They're still getting 2 academy picks inside the top 5 this year.

Eat shit hawthorn
Optics look horrible

oliver is going to have a field day going to all the rugby league clubs that only survive cause of pokies

>>151390025
that they can't match bids for iggs can take at least one of them

>>151390026
>optics
Kevin Sheedy posted this

What about my iggas?

>>151390025
Exactly. They couldn't use those picks anyway so traded them for picks in the 20s this year to secure the kids while bringing in a player that can still play at a very high level and might be able to go back near that in a new environment. They've done extremely well imo.

>>151390031
absolutely FLEECED shitbane

clayton gets to the giants

>>151390027
>preying on people's misery to survive
Great league they have there

>>151390031
Request Coast fleeced everyone

hawthorn got fucking tormented by essendon

>this is the 20th final offer okay!!!!???
hawks look like bitches

STOP FUCKING HAGGLING OVER PICKS SYDNEY AND JUST GET CURNOW. I KNOW WHY YOU WANT A PICK BACK BUT NO ONE WILL BET ON KING ANYWAY

>>151390031
>>151390036
Bent over for the Banes. Traded away their first round pick for a guy who is going to get medically retired in the first few weeks of the year.

>>151390031
Got raped by Tigers

>PHWOR THIS ONE WILL GO DOWN TO THE LAST SECOND
>HOW EPIC IS LE EXTENDED DEADLINE DAY

>>151390050
How contrived. Sad!

afl is devolving players are getting worse

>>151389755
no mate. dosn are not ok.

The entire internet is bots and indians

>>151389800
really really good read. bloody good monke that one. proper phwoah. mirin etc,.

I'm going to become a player agent.

steven may is officially a demon

what did gws for clayton f3?

Looks like Marshall to Geelong is on

why are hawthorn trying to jew essendon so bad
trade won't happen
>>151390068
yeah i think so

shut the fuck up about this trade shit already

Essendon blinked. The fucking SQUIBS.

>>151390070
>Hawks don't have anything else
What about that 2027 R1?

lol

>>151390072
fucking this, sick of all this serious nerd shit

just heard someone say essendon will be bottom 4 without merrett
imagine that massive fall down the ladder

>>151390069
Mackie is the trade week's protagonist. They always leave his deals until the last few minutes.

They're slowly improving...

Henry Hustlethwait must be stressing right now lol

>>151390085
Henry must wait iykwimhaha

>>151390084
weird how many teams have picks in the hundreds this year
>>151390076
yeah they have that
edmund just being dramatic and hawthorn refusing to offer a decent deal

Petoro absolutely seething. Merrett trade might actually not get done.

Dons creasing right now

>>151390081
absolutely goated high scoring grand final performance this bloke when you think about it

dosn

>>151390085
probably checking how long that commute to Tullamarine would be on google maps

>>151390093
Wasn't he hugging people earlier? He's getting mindfucked.

Will Callum hold it against us if we draft him in the PSD? He'll be playing along with Dev and Starcevich so it shouldn't be too bad?

>>151390098
Kek

Curnow is banged up, not a good deal for the swans.

LOVING Merrett's seething wog manager. KWAB

>>151390093
>might
it won't
hawthorn are taking the piss and only offering unders
which is weird because they're the ones who should be desperate for it to get done, dosn clearly don't care either way

looks like the eagles will get ah chee for free in the psd
get rekt crows

>>151390102
He was. But with 10 minutes left he just stormed into the Hawthorn room looking very exasperated and the Hawks list dudes look resigned.
Barrett just said Bombers were asking for four 1st rounders and a future 2nd.

>>151390113
bless you

>>151390113
Crisp

>>151390113
kek fleecing left and right now

>>151390113
I'd rather him go to the Iggs or Port for free than give him to Crows for picks that can't be used.

this is personal btw
welsh hates the hawks, rosa lost a flag to them
this is a dog walk and a slap

West Coast FLEECE-ALLs

the trade live stream is pretty kino that cunt went off his head before kek

>mitchell in america again
vax status?

>>151390107
>callum
>dev
who

Essendon fans refusing to acknowledge they're in a rebuild and pretending this is a club pride thing. Utter fucking delusion.

merretts merchant agent is gonna be out of a job

SWANS ARE MARCHING

>>151390136
kek

>>151390133
Don't worry about it.

Eating is the only thing which makes life bearable

>>151390127
Yeah good viewing

>>151390135
it's about sending a message

Curnow going to Swans.

Mackie is a fucking dweeb. Would love to smack him across the jaw

SWASN CHADS WE CURNOW

>>151390111
just saw another vid of him drop kek he looks like a psycho no wonder nothing's happening hope merrett fires him

>>151389844
hey stewie.

>>151390141
Crisp Strafflosopher

why are player agents 50 year old men that dress like they are 20

>>150277540
westfield tuggerah

>>151390135
this is a shit draft and hawks are offering them (late) picks (which will get pushed back) in it
why would they say yes, may as well wait another year

curnow just got done

Great now le highly marketable player is out of le highly marketable team

>>151390146
GONE GOTTEM, ON YOUR BIKE

>>151390156
They still act like they're in their 20s. Remember Ricky Nixon and the St Kilda schoolgirl?

>>151390159
>may as well wait another year
Nobody tell him what hapoens in the 2026 draft...

I was wrong on Bombers, thought they would surely have the sense to take that deal. They will end up regretting that decision.

Put the house on Swans winning the flag next year.

>>151390166
t. merrett's manager

BUT WAIT ITS NOT OVER
THERE COULD BE PAPERWORK GETTING PROCESSED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUMMERS ARE RETARDED HHAHAHAHAHAHA AND SUCK SHIT HAWKS LOL

>>151390114
>Bombers were asking for four 1st rounders and a future 2nd.
Hawthorn are able to pay that. They'd be dogging Merrett if they don't pony up. Spent all year sweet talking him, sending the coach's wife to visit him, etc, then when it comes time to pay him they ghost.
St. Kilda tier desu.

Status?

>muh trade wife
>muh wheat fields of the mcg

>>151390164
if you're talking about tassie that's 2027

Did Marshall get done

I'm sure merret will be welcomed back into the essendon fold with open arms.

oh i forgot it was daylight savings in cucktoria, thought there was still an hour left

>Merrett, Marshall and Ah Chee all no deal
wow

>>151390178
lmao

>>151390181
Nope, neither did ah chee or simpkin

Imagine if Dosn end bottom 6 next year
This will be remembered

>>151390181
NO DEAL.
Geelong offered 19 + Future 2nd.

Saint Kilda continue being miserable dogcunts.

>>151390192
Where also could they be? Their list is middle of the pack at absolute best. Laughable decision but best of luck to em. Essendon love mediocrity.

>no ah chee deal
>no marshall deal
AHAHAHAHAHAOHNONONONONONOKEEEEEK

Geelong to miss the finals next year. They badly needed Marshall. They're not contending with another year of Stanley.

Essendon are too proud and living in the past, that was an olive branch from Hawthorn.

Hope west coast offer a similar deal to ah chee, convince him to come home west instead of going to Adelaide

dont worry cats youve got unc cameron with a now changed arm and unc danger going around the paddock again kek

>>151390199
Geelong have two future hall of famer rucks in the seconds. They're still work in progress/can't get their bodies right though.

>>151390194
Cry more retard.
This is the reality of targeting contracted players. Geelong's offers were pathetic. St Kilda might've moved if they offered two first rounders like they should've.

>>151390199
Based retard

>>151390198
>two rucks that cant play forward
what did st kilda mean by this?

NO DEAL for Merrett, Ah Chee, Marshall, Khamis.

>>151390209
Heh

>>151390201
He might re-sign for one year, have a crack at a threepeat then have another shot at the end of next year. Who knows from here? I have never seen as many deals not get over the line. Few clubs might be lamenting their decisions in 12 months time.

>>151390208
>Khamis
Cunt is irrelevent and cant play footy
Should go back to sudeland

Sucks Marshall didn’t get done

>>151390202
i don't mind the cats but their fans are hilarious with how they think they can just offer late firsts and get everything while never offering players in exchange

>>151390206
>deluded geelong fan idiot

>>151332234
>>151332234
>>151332234
>>151332234
NEW

Snot funny

Just want to bawl my eyes out

>>151390214
>while never offering players in exchange
Players need to agree to leave.

post >yfw team for the trade season

>>151390209
>>151390219
kek

>>151390225
>>151390220
>>151390224
>>151390223

>>151390182
hope his last words are allah akbar when he enters the hangar

hawkroaches SEETHING

seething catcucks

>>151390226
>Worpel for free
>Didn't get main target (Marshall)
>Sold Patrick Retschko to Richmond
>Avoided the Curnow trap
6/10 - Geelong.
Could've been better, could've been a lot worse.

Port quietly did well. They had no picks to offer but got Will Brodie, Corey Durdan and didn't lose Butters.

This is a good look for Welsh just starting out, makes him look strong

>6 1st round picks in the next 3 years
Carlton rigamoli in effect

>Merrett
LOL

>>151390226
>decent deal for a young b22 player
>lost some depth and got nothing back, but no actually important players left
probably 5-6/10 t. fred customer

Calling it a trade implies slavery. Not good enough, should be called exchange period.

Essendon Bombers

Wish i could eat everything and still be skinny

>>151390241
>and didn't lose Butters.
lol what? you're considering that a win? he's contracted mate.
He's leaving next year.

trade/draft is cringe american shit for easily entertainted sheep kill yourselves and allow free trade

>>151390259
BASED

I just want more bread and butter

Why are all the list managers and player agents Italian?

>>151390259
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>151390226
>Dropped a shitter
>Picked up a shitter
nothing/10 for the tigs

>>151390256
You can with one simple trick.

>>151390267
Was literally just thinking this too haha

look at this geelong seething and coping

wtf you guys told me the cats would be getting reid,curnow,butters and rowell this off season

im so fucking proud of my dosn for tormenting hawthorn
that was clinical

Merrett finna injure himself popping a wheelie like Stephenson and be out all of 2026

>>151390290
that would be the funniest fuck you

>>151390236
>>151390275
>>151390282
Is this all Saints fans have going on in their life? Rather sad desu.
Honestly, all the gloating from Saints fans reads a LOT like Clayton Oliver to Geelong getting denied last year. Lots of Melbourne people up and about when that fell through.
Would comfortably bet that Marshall gets demoted to the VFL sometime during the 2026 season.

my favourite part was when essendon said merrett will not be traded and hawthorn didn't believe them

>>151390290
a handstand.

>>151390299
Kek they said it like 10 times too

cats fans are mad
hawks fans are mad
pies fans are mad

holy shit this is fucking beautiful
the reckoning is coming for these cunts

>>151390297
Seething little idiot. Marshall isn't on anywhere near the same money as Oliver, nor is he a drug addict.
You morons badly needed to add him and you didn't. Rhys Stanley for another year where competition for the flag is set to get a lot stronger.

kek Adelaide SEETHING

>>151390308
add it to the eagles fleeced list

its ok geelongbros, you still have 35 year old blicavs who can play in the ruck! no problem! totally not coping at all!

>>151390303
>pies fans are mad
Am not, but you just made me mad
Bell St Maccas cunt

>Retschko
How do you say this?

>>151390287
The term 'cut off your nose to spite your face' comes to mind.

>>151390315
>23,664 comments
bruh................

>>151390308
why would they be seething about getting their target for free?

>>151390317
How the fuck do you think mate

>>151390321
walk to the psd never happens bro
ah chee is winning 3 flags in a row now

>>151390316
nigga u always cranky

>>151390290
Hes gonna injure himself like hes trying to avoid conscription

the endless stream of geelong fan seething.
deep down they know it's a big problem but they're still trying to act smug about it.
st kilda have better prospects next year than geelong. they actually beat them this year with a shit side, and will get better next year.

>>151390324
>walk to the psd never happens bro
Yes it does. This is exactly what Jack Martin did a few years ago and he got to where he wanted to go.
Ah Chee is not re-signing for Brisbane.

>>151390305
>Marshall isn't on anywhere near the same money as Oliver, nor is he a drug addict.
And yet he'll still be demoted to the VFL because of your shiny new $2m man.
>You morons badly needed to add him and you didn't.
In Conway we trust.

In all seriousness, if a player wants to move somewhere for life reasons and the trade offered is reasonable, it's the sort of thing where I'd prefer deals get made.
Guess it's more of a big picture thing rather than focusing fully on the football list.

>be damien hardwick
>win three flags
>team goes to shit
>quit mid season
>go to gold coast right when the players are primed
>bring across rioli because fuck it he can fit in
>push out chol
>trade away the clubs future and bring in good players
>win more flags with a stacked team
>leave before you have to rebuild again

he can't keep getting away with it

i'm sure i've made at least 10k posts here

>>151390257
We're winning the hip m8

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>151390327
Miserable passive aggressive boomers

>slime mitchell got NEITHER of the captains he solicited and then leaked meetings with
lmfao

>>151390327
His comment is fairly accurate. Agree with all of it.
>they actually beat them this year with a shit side
St. Kilda have been beating Geelong for the last few years. This year's win was actually one of the less impressive ones as Geelong was coming back hard and likely would've won with a few more minutes. The previous years the Saints won comfortably.

and here comes the fanfiction cope

>>151390342
If he can get Gold Cunts even 1 flag, I wull declare him the greatest coach of all time

Essenshit crew still standing around in their room looking like its just hit home that theyve fucked themselves horribly and now they have to explain to the world why

>>151390360
required player
always has been, always will be

>>151390360
I respect them desu

They had it all
The future was in their hands
And they simply didn't grasp it

>>151390324
I think Lions will come to him with that but he won't be interested. Unless West Coast or Port can convince him to come to them he'll get to the Crows. Pity for him that he'll always be a villain to the Lions now, even if it's not his fault. I'm sure he would've liked to have been remembered fondly by the fans but he'll be booed now.