Thread 151444756

>that Dortmund feel edition

>Sonntag
Freiburg - Frankfurt
St. Pauli - Hoffenheim

>>151444756 (OP)
Herzlichen Glückwunsch Bayern !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Sieg, bei Dortmundwaren es 2 Jahre einfach Emotionen PUR und die Bauern hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Hühnchen gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Sieg genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes

>>151444756 (OP)
kek
classic cuckmund moment!

>>151444840
fpbp

Don "Wixxer" Rolfes im sportstudio

>>151444679
mindbroken by Bayern cock

i miss heat maps

comedy

game on again

toni leistner is such a beast

This son of a bitch made sure that the league ended in October
Say something nice about him

based Kratte
he's a little magician

this was more enjoyable than the Klassiker
shame (you) missed it

>>151446004
Neger

BALDGODS

RIP Klaus Doldinger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyIIxCLrMyU

https://x.com/feelBarca/status/1979580689965285832
nager never

thoughts?

>>151447050
no contact defending

>>151447050
mogged by the tigginator today

>>151444588
Not a Buyer, but I think, they are making a valid point there.

>>151447050
>>151447233
Woltemade is too good for Newcastle. He's coming home next year but Uli will have to pay over 100m this time

>>151447233
>his second Hackentor in a row
>has two headers also
he is thriving in England
while the assembled german football intelligentsia thought his genius was not repeatable

>hofchad masterclass
>tigginator masterclass
>weiper no show
>boniface no show
>brewomen wins 2:2 but is still below HSV

FC BEIERN
REFBALL HÜHNCHEN
JA MIT VAR IST'S
MEIN VEREIN

Gluten morgen und schoenen donnerstag

GuMo

Leroybros we're so fucking back

>>151447233
goated

GuMo

GuMo
>>151459983
Nager won't have any other choice but to call him up

Was waiting for the news chick to explain to the boomer viewere what >goonen means but she did avoid this part.

another no show from Wirtz today

>>151444756 (OP)
>this low IQ retard got such high payment and salary and hype just because he has his brothers name (who also is only mediocre good)
insane shit like this happens.

>>151460928
he needs more time

>>151460875
They explained it on the radio yesterday

>>151460928
you havent taken his rejection to well huh? bok bok bok

>Droht der Premier League der finanzielle Kollaps? Für Brighton-Eigentümer Tony Bloom ein durchaus realistisches Szenario.
We're so back DFLbros

>>151461489
Nothing ever happens

>>151461489
we need them to subsidize our cheap tickets

Der „Klassiker“ ist vorbei… was ist euer Fazit?

RELEASE THE STANGE

ZOMA ZOMA ZOMA

damar, asllani and now bambase conte

is Elversberg some kind of hoffenheim sister club?

>>151461844
>müllel scores
>its another (P)

>>151461811
based man
Flo doesn't deserve him

>>151461840
nah, guess it's more a natural fit as both are geographically close, largely quiet and irrelevant clubs without much media attention, who play a fun attacking system. just a similar environment overall which helps players to develop better to what the club requires

What's up with Schusters Adamu fetish?

>>151446737
>gets two yellows a few seconds apart
>going to miss El clasico next weekend

>>151462083
>El clasico next weekend
*stares like the augsburg coach*

stop passing your plastic clubs on to our bundes reeeee

Ebnoutaliban xD

>>151462217
going to be a hard name to remember

>>151462460
The absolute state of Franconians

glubb x Fürth

>>151461811
Wirtz would have been so much better in Real its not even funny.

>>151462486
it would have been pointless tho
they already have arda güler

>historic loss vs a dorfverein
uff. going to still sting in a decade

let's gooo freecastle

WTF Elversberg is completely dominating 2. Bundes this season. How fucking bad is the rest of the Liga?

What the fuck are Eintracht doing?

the post that cursed kackfurt

>>151462649
money cheat
like Hoffenheim and Red Bull

kAUA xD

>>151462687
must be great in training

Kwab

>>151462705
were you asleep last season? he was unplayable

>>151462687
Wasnt that Koch's fault, he played a retarded pass

>>151462667
No, I mean the whole fannying the ball in the back thing. It clearly isn't working out for them.

Transfermarkt october update

>>151462817
Wirtzbros...

>>151462784
meant to quote the post above yours

Based Johnny B.

>atubolu
Bravo

was deflected tbf

Höler second half hatty incoming

>>151462817
>3 Dorkmunders
>only 2 Hühnchen
ohnononono... bazibros...

also
>gaytea

>>151463796
from the bank? xD

Wirtzbros...benched AGAIN

Seeing GOATze always makes me smile even if he doesn't really do much anymore.

>>151464044
Der Bankdrücker

>>151463943
>3 Dorkmunders
name them

>>151464331
>Bellingschinken, Haarland, Isaksson
have a nice day dumbers

holy shit Grifo

GRIFFEL

how many for Lemperchad against Gay Fauli??

>>151464044
my sources tell me chuddy wirtz was benched because he's refusing to take the knee

>>151464405
where do they play now?

asllani is insane

>>151464892
it's literally in the post. not gonna spoonfeed you bremi

>>151466779
>Kommentator confusing the token Hoffenheim nogs

knirps and etikett on

6th fauli einzelspiel (from 7) of the season
they did this because of the rechtsruck btw

>>151467104
defensively still solid
if it weren't for the faggotry i would want them to do well and be an example for the rest

>wirtz pre assist
bundes BTFO

de Grischa

>St. Fauli will go down
based

>>151468898
Not with Heatenhome and Kackbach competing

>>151472132
he has an assist tho

So what's the verdict about this matchday?

>>151473850
Bulls HSV MVP

>>151473850
Bundesliga is completely dead and irrelevant after the 7th match day. Nobody even cares for Der Klassiker anymore. We are Portugal/Holland/Belgium tier now.
Thank you 50+1 cuckies, thank you to everyone who has no ambition (that's 99% of this country now)

>>151474845
this, also fuck buyern customers

>>151475489
being a fan of any other german club is still more embarrassing than being a bayern customer who doesn't even live in bayern because you just get cucked every single year

GuMo

>>151473850
>Hühnchen need refball to beat Dortmund at home
Main takeaway.

>>151474845
50+1 is based af tho

>„Rumhängen und Geld kassieren“: UEFA-Funktionär verspottet Klopp
Heh

>>151492260
>Dann legt der UEFA-Funktionär nach: „Ich habe ihn nie gemocht ... dieser ganze Zirkus. Man kann meinen, dass er mit seinen Zähnen Ziegelsteine kaut.“

>>151491835
this guy gets it

Ottakringer? More like ottakringel

Igas delicious ass

>>151474845
Yes go-guy, make sure that you end 50+1 so that foreigners can buy the clubs and then fill the teams with ngubu also let's raise tickets and concession prices too because I need a return on my - I mean their - investment also make sure yo wear the mask and take the vaxx.

>>151462446
>sein Vater holte für Deutschland 2000 in Sydney Olympia-Silber.
proper patriot

>>151493622
>Igas ass isn't delishus
Cringe also
Ummmm im austrian now sweaty

you got deported to mexico and to hide from that embarrassment you bought an ösi proxy xD

>>151474845
Ah yes, bcuz having owners made the other leagues like Ligue 1 that much more competitive...

>>151494361
Röhlbrudis.. we are so back

>Seit seinem Dienstantritt in Barcelona aber zeige er wesentlich mehr Emotionen: "Dieser Verein hat mich komplett verändert. Was ich sagen kann, ist, dass ich diesen Verein liebe, ich liebe Barcelona, ich liebe die Menschen hier, es ist unglaublich, und ich gebe mein Bestes für diesen Verein. Ich lebe für den Verein."
>"Vielleicht sind meine Emotionen nicht mehr dieselben wie früher. Ich erinnere mich, dass es, als ich Bayern München war, Bilder davon gab, wie wir 8:2 gegen Barcelona gewonnen haben, und ich bei den acht Toren nie gelächelt habe."

>>151495279
He smiled when he scored for bvb

>Es wird ja immer gesagt, der [Karl-Heinz] Rummenigge und der Hoeneß, die quasseln ständig dazwischen. Das stimmt überhaupt nicht“, so der Ehrenpräsident bei einem Panel mit Unternehmer Jochen Schweizer. Und führte fort: „In dem Moment, wo wir das Gefühl haben, der FC Bayern läuft so, wie wir uns das vorstellen … vielleicht ist das auch falsch, keine Ahnung. Aber ich kann nicht aus meiner Haut. Ich habe kürzlich mal gesagt: Wenn euch das, was ich mache, nicht mehr passt, dann müsst ihr mir das sagen. Dann gehe ich – und zwar ganz ruhig – auf meinen Berg am Tegernsee.“
De Uli

>Bayern-Star Lena Oberdorf (23) hat sich beim Bundesliga-Spiel gegen den 1. FC Köln (5:1) wieder das Kreuzband im rechten Knie gerissen

Es ist über

>>151496233
>not es ist ober or es ist überdorf

>>151496233
Thigh thighs

>>151497137
he's still young

At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.

It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.

He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.

Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.

But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.

The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.

apologize to the fans that managed to get monday games cancelled

>>151497697
Wirtzzzbros...

>>151497697
>He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld
sovl

>>151497786
It really was

>>151497786
>He has not yet scored against big teams,
woltebitch is a fraud, we know

woltechad hatty tomorrow

how much are you paying a month for this proxy?

>Said El Mala (19) befindet sich inzwischen im Visier mehrerer internationaler Topklubs. Das geht aus einem Artikel der BILD hervor. Den Informationen des Boulevard-Blatts zufolge interessieren sich nach aktuellem Stand insbesondere sowohl Paris Saint-Germain als auch Inter Mailand für eine Verpflichtung des 19-jährigen Shootingstars.
Welcome to __?

>>151498722
Bayern were the quickest to express interest

>>151498722
TSV 1893 Emskirchen

>>151498722
>3 goals in bundes are enough to warrant interest from PSG

Just a bet on the next talent like always

>>151493541
The teams are being filled with Ngubus either way. Look at Real Madrid. Bayern gets more brown every year too. Raising ticket prices is only fair if you get to watch real stars instead of EPL rejects and second rate Bundes shitters like right now. No team besides Bayern and maybe Dortmund is even worth watching because the level of play is so fucking low, simply because all the good players are being bought by richer leagues and that's laughable considering what shitholes England, Spain and France are in terms of their financial situation. In a normal world Germany would win the CL and EL at least every other year

>>151494130
France only has one big investor and he just won the CL for them while also providing a lot of entertainment in the past by buying exciting players. Something that is almost unheard of in the Bundesliga because the teams here would rather get cucked while claiming to be morally superior

do English football fans actually want their club to be be bought by some Arab millionaire or American investment fund?

>>151500457
why not

See:

>>151499835

>>151499835

>>151499835

>>151497748
There was nothing more comfy than watching the Zweitliga-Topspiel on a Monday evening.

>>151501741
for people sitting at home, yeah

>>151501756
DFL only made this change for whiny Ultras who need to be on time for their Jobcenter-Termin on a Tuesday morning.

>>151501741
>Zweitliga-Topspiel on a Monday evening
When was this a thing again? For some reason I have no recollection of watching games on Monday

>>151501914
Oh, only a couple of years, from 1993 to 2021.

>>151497697
Awful take by Lahm.

>Germany news: Merz stresses CDU's rejection of far-right AfD

>Democracy is good but not if you vote for those guys just don't vote for them and then democracy is amazing. We need to be sure to respect everybody voice but not those that vote for them just don't vote for them they're bad okay it's not okay of you vote for them they're just bad we won't work for them even if you vote because they're bad so just don't vote for them we're not gonna work with them I said just because okay now eat your goyslop

>Mjällby AIF aus dem 1.400 Einwohner zählenden Fischerdorf in Südschweden hat mit einem 2:0-Sieg beim IFK Göteborg am Montagabend den ersten Titel der Vereinsgeschichte perfekt gemacht

Sovl

GuMo

GuMo

this Wunderkind is looking for revenge

>>151513982
>Es habe „wahrscheinlich jeder erwartet, dass ich nach Dänemark gehe und die Liga zerschieße, aber ich habe zwei Jahre lang fast nie 90 Minuten gespielt“, erklärte Moukoko. „Dann plötzlich alle drei Tage zu spielen, ist erst mal ein Brett.“
what a delusional and pathetic mong holy shit

>FC Bayern verlängert Vertrag mit Trainer Kompany
/bundes/ 00perts btfo'd again

>Vincent Kompany signs new contract to be Bayern Munich manager until 2029
Based Vinny

>>151514349
they can't get anyone better

>>151514585
he’s literally the best possible choice atm tho

>>151514349
>>151514552
Absolutely pathetic. CL quarter finals will be as good as it gets with that coach and that playstyle vs teams that aren't dirt poor Bundes farmers that never punish you for mistakes

>>151514585
They had the Nagelsmeister right there and they hounded him out

>>151514696
trvke

>>151514710
Same with Tactics Tommy

Kane and Olise inshallah wont work when both leave after this season

>>151514113
FC Fredericia zuhause? Isn Brett

>>151472785
We are talking relevant tournaments, league and cl

>>151515000
Klopp redet auch nur noch Müll, seitdem der seinen Arsch an Cuck Bull verkauft hat.

the truth is klopp never steppd up to the true elite because he only understood the kick and run and headless chicken ball
i predict he will manage an nfl team soon

>>151514696
with a bit of luck they could’ve easily made it into the CL semis last season. Kompany is a based coach and unlike the exposed Taktikfuchs he actually manages to avoid media drama despite Uli and Kalle going full retard every other week

>>151515077
>with a bit of luck they could’ve easily made it into the CL semis last season
Hühnchen customers say this every season

>>151515077
With defenders like Kim, Upa and Tah you need more than luck when you face serious opposition for the first time in the CL knock-out stages

151515077
with bit of luck b00n hardly got past celtic lmaooooo

>>151515118
so what you’re saying is that it wasn’t Kompany’s fault??

no but seriously why does bayern buy shit players lol

>>151515342
baZett
but why announce it?

>>151515308
I'm saying that you can't play a system like that with Kim, Upa, Tah, it's suicidal. You need world class in every single position. Only PSG, City and maybe Real could afford to play like Kompany does due to unlimited money.
Meanwhile Bayern has Boey/Stanisic/Laimer as a right back, Kimmich as a 6 next to Goretzka and the full backs I just mentioned. It's beyond naive to play like Kompany with players like that, it's simply laughable

This fuckin idiot thought he was too good to go on loan to Girona so now he's rotting on Leverkusen's bench permanently. What a disgrace. My boy Erik Ten Haglingz would've unlocked him easily

>>151515601
hey bro
is Nico o reilly starting today??

>>151515607
Probably not, he's on the bench but he got a knock against Everton and is technically injured. It'll be Ait-Nouri or Gvardiol at LB. Though he's fast becoming my favorite player.

>>151515615
*or Ake, actually now I think about it, or maybe even Rico

>>151515607
great player

>>151515099
it happens all the time though

>>151515099
latter stages cl knockout matches between evenly matched teams are often decided by Tagesform and luck so obviously it’s a commonly used argument

>>151515705
No, they are mostly decided by world class players and Bayern only has two of them now. This whole "luck" argument is complete bullshit. 90% of the time the team with the most expensive players wins even if it's in injury time. That's the difference between world class and "we were the better team but we didn't convert our chances"

>>151514349
Holy fucking based
Megamind will stay a while longer, should also help extending Kane and Upa

why did bayern buy that serie arse cb he has 5 mistakes in him a game

>>151515833
lol no, Kane is leaving this Summer 2026

feel free to screencap lil vro

>>151515869
>vro
kek.
>Als zwischenzeitlich das Gerücht über eine Ausstiegsklausel im Sommer die Runde gemacht und der neue Tottenham-Trainer Thomas Frank kundgetan hatte, dass er Kanes Rückkehr zu den Spurs begrüßen würde, hatte der 32-Jährige ungewohnt offen reagiert und eine Vertragsverlängerung über 2027 hinaus nicht ausgeschlossen. Das wiederholte er am Montag mit Nachdruck. "Was einen längeren Verbleib angeht, kann ich mir das definitiv vorstellen", erklärte Kane den englischen Journalisten
Was the third time he said that, too

>>151515908
how do you say Ankündigungslord in English?

>>151515627
yeah he impressed me from what I've seen
>>151515615
>>151515626
bit too risky then, im going the safer option
ty!!

>>151515835
it's the style of play that he can't cope with
high line, proactive defending just isn't his

Liverpool 4 Spiele verloren

>>151516295
Und morgen schenken sie Crackfurt 6 Tore ein, lul

>>151516317
what happens if Zetterer makes many mistakes tomorrow?

>>151516464
Floppmüller resigns

>>151516317
This is exactly what I expect. Frankfurt will just lay down and take it in the ass but at least they made 500m by selling all their best players (although nobody knows where that money went)

>>151516746
Shaddup idiot, >we will btfo them

>>151514349
>>151514552
vertraut dem prozess. er braucht einfach mehr zeit...

>>151514113
>Es habe „wahrscheinlich jeder erwartet, dass ich nach Dänemark gehe und die Liga zerschieße
i can guarantee that not a single soul on earth was thinking this

>>151516746
From all that money you would think they would have invested it in good defenders...

>>151517074
Moukoko was

>>151518257
bet Heulmouth feels real stoopid for not nominating hofchad into the kader after the masterclass vs Mainz

>the mutilator of Mainz
lol, ever since they signed the locker room cancer Hollerbitch Mainz have been a fucking joke. even an absolute shitter like Kauffraud or Shitgges might’ve scored against them

>>151518242
Moslem Abschaum

>>151518478
bremi gib a ruh >>151448886

>>151518800
Nazis always kill themselves, just a reminder.

Woltebitch is gonna make us all alcoholics lel

WTF Pep sounds 10x more unlikable when he speaks english compared to his time back then in Germany

>pre game shows frauenfußball highlights
fuck off with your bullshit

>>151519037
it's Benfica at home. that's about his level

>>151519037
three beers

151519037
>us
sorry, never will be a part of the schizoverse

>>151519132
a whole no show over 90 minutes means 6 halbe for me

>stream laggy af
big ugh
might just turn it off alltogether

>Cuckiekusen
no surprise there. switching the stream

>turn on leverkusen because why not
>first thing i see is the ball in the net
biggest ick in a while

>>151519269
you're not a woman

old man tripped

PFLICHTSPIELNMECHA

NMECHA

based Metscher

I dont celebrate chud goals.

funniest thing about Moukoko is that he was never even good for his fake age
Pulisic was so much better at everything

Penny for Lever

>scores
>gets a Anpriff
based Menschenschinder Kovac

grimalbros..

Negerkusen the eternal losers

FUßBALLMAFIA UEFA

wunderkind mutumbe mit dem pre-pre-assist
nagelsman??!!! ruf. ihn. an.

>neverkusen
lol

>Kekverkusen x2
>Cuckmund
And Moukoko pre assist
Grim

>>151519823
>>151519829
he will get called up over Jonny B for obvious reasons

Andrich, totally unnecessary.
If doue did something just be the bigger man.

>>151519873
punching quatari mercs is a good deed

Shartcocko celebrated #EchteLiebe

>>151519915
yeah well he don't score too often

mbunku stylin on bienchen

SCHEIßE DORTMUND

We are shit, a true disaster class happens when injuries strikes.
Reminder that Bade was part of a defense with 60 goals conceded but somehow we sign him

>So, Ergebnis jezt im Rahmen halten, ansonsten braucht man sich nicht grämen, wenn man gegen das beste Team der Welt verliert
>>151520192
What can you expect if you sell out all your best players like this and keep all the shit ones besides Grimaldo while signing only youngsters and one system players like Bade?

>>151520280
that doesn't explain why Grimaldo suddenly misses penalties and why the captain gets a red
deeply unserious club with other issues than the quality of the players

>>151520280
Nothing lel
Our signings could be better, with was manure tier window signing everyone for 25 million plus tip no refunds
Koch, Burkardt, Stiller, Claude-Maurice, Sano would fit better.
>>151520321
Alonso had dressing room presence, no player would shit him plus he's a winner.

One of the worst matchdays I can think of. Not one game that I care about and yet all german teams are embarrassing themselves to the Knochen

leverkusen pathetic cucks

>mokoku erst 20
yep
dude could've been so good

>>151520392
Sano, Claude, Burkardt would have been amazing...instead we signed Tillman, Bade, Poku...depressing
We could have made a legacy and threw it away..

>>151520422
whats his real age again? +3 or +4?

>>151520422
30*

>>151520435
who knows could be anything

>>151520435
+5/6 unironically

Woltebitch no show 13 touches btw

lol, lmao even

>"VAR in brüssel!"
cant get over the fact that they call this in the konferenz as if it was some kind of highligt

HAKAAAN HAAAAKAAAAAN
TÖBE TÖBE

>>151520489
>>151520478
Wirtz will show this fraud levels tomorrow

>>151520478
>>151520489
coordinated discord attack!

>>151520507
this.
when do you think he will be subbed in? 60? 70?

GOLAZOOOO

>>151520519
it's real in your mind

>COPE AND HAGEN
based Guirassy

GÄNSE

They have Bense, Anton and Schlotti yet Süle is by far the highest paid player lol

Flecken is kinda shit

What went wrong?

Moukoko nur am schwalben

lel how was that not a era

Arsenal are gonna tear the hühnchen a new one

>>151520979
lol

>>151521012
bok bok bok

>Leverkusen x6
PEINLICH

>>151520979
kek
this joke never gets old

>>151520891
fucking whore is asking for it

>>151520478
Woltebitch update: 19 touches (+6 in 30 minutes)

NChudda

Play him Nager
Kovac found another gem

Another season where every German team besides Buyern and Doofmund embarrass themselves in Europa

>>151521188
>Bayern
kek

>>151521153
Der Chud ist nicht tragbar

>HIV mong still seething about Bayern 24/7
grim

woltegod with the hacke pre-assist

>>151521188
Well, maybe if they werent so geldgeil and sold their best players every 6-12 months things would be different.

>>151521274
so trve bestie, b00n didnt embarrass us at all when they already thought about playing against Liverpool vs Villarreal, poopa horror show vs city, chimping out vs real because of a correct offside decision, getting pwned by a boomer shitalian side that went on to lose the cl final 5:0
sooo trve bestie!!

that keeper doe
hope he saves some in other games

>>151521387
>not winning the CL every year is an embarrassment
ok

>>151521387
lmao what

>>151521449
yeah last cl was a decade+3, thats quite bad for a club and fans that think they belong in the top 3 biggest clubs in the world

>>151521192
Nice

>>151521523
>2020 was 13 years ago

>>151521568
>covid cl
Oh brother

>4-2 gegen Kopenhagen

GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!

>Laut „Sky“ hat Terzic zuletzt ein Angebot von Real Sociedad San Sebastián aus Spanien ausgeschlagen - ebenso wie zuvor Jobs bei der AS Monaco und beim FC Everton.
>Nun gilt er als möglicher Nachfolger von Igor Tudor bei Juventus Turin.

brother, this hiv guy is completely insane
not even 4chan insane
just straight up chromosome missing insane and mentally retarded
let me guess, a hartzer

>>151521622
why?
The only coaching job that i would expect him in would be at Dortmund after Kovac gets sacked

>>151521692
you are the only retard that uses 00

what exactly is kovac doing right? they don't look all that great but somehow it just werks

he has 99 luck skill

>>151521719
why are you chimping out @ me when confronted with the trvth??

>7-2
Absolutely fucking grim, holy shit

>>151521771
>it's not me!!!
>actually it's me, why are you mad!!
yep
double digit iq

>>151521791
bremen vs lyon tier

>>151521801
debunk this: >>151521387

>>151521283
goatemade is so fucking good its unreal

>>151521601
Like I said, only Buyern and Cuckmund will advance next round
Frankfurt, Stuttgart, Leverkusen, Freiburg, Mainz, doesnt matter who, all gonna embarrass the league

imagine selling Hradecky for like 3mil for this guy
LOL

sooo hows Equi Fernandez and Echeverri doing?

>>151522208
who

>>151522208
Ecchi very, very bad game

>>151522201
They also sold Hincapie below his release clause value and got >Bade
Truly the club that embodies Christmas values every transfer window
>>151522208
I have bad news for you.

>>151521666
trust me this thread is the lyceum compared to /epl/

>>151522399
NTA but I visited it after Liverpool lost and oh boy, some dude didnt take it well. Agreed, HIVmong is tame in comparison lol.

you're so obsessed with me bremtard

I'm here to laugh at loserkusen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GuMo

>>151527575
Damn my boy had one too many stiegls (mit würstchen)

GuMo

Austrian post is the most useless company in the world. Lazy af

>>151529320
My wife is austrian

>>151529383
Tell she I said hello and Austrians are way cooler/friendlier than kra*ts

>watching a league in which the outcome is about 90% certain every single year
>outcome is a antifa supporting company that wins league
Couldnt be me. Not even the hsv anon but HSV, Stuttgart and SGE for the occasional chimpouts are the only ones worth watching.

>>151529634
And Augsburg

>Leverkusen
LMAO.
And Frankfurt will provide a good pick me up for our boy Wirtz tonight

>>151530204
Imagine signing to a club after the historic season they had, only to be reduced to this. Three matches, 2 points against Kopenhagen, Rotterdam and PSG.

>>151530224
>2 points against Kopenhagen, Rotterdam
That's even more embarrassing than the PSG loss because there is simply no excuse not to win those games against teams with like 1/10th of Negerkusen's budget

>>151529634
who are you talking about?

how many today?

about most of (You) obiously
except for the 2. and dritte enjoyers

>>151530429
PSG won 7-2 against Negerkusen. I expect a similar result for Leberpool tonight. Even Flori will score

>>151530588
Why is the defense of so many Bundes teams that bad? Even in league games every shitter squad feels capable to score 3 goals against any team except Hühnchen.

>>151527575
me after >>151519037

>Fakt ist aber: Ex-Trainer Xabi Alonso hatte ihn (Flekken) noch mit ausgesucht.
kek
based Xabi played the fools

Do you guys think the Leverkusen players went to get autographs during halftime again, not from Messi this time but Dembele, etc?

>>151531646
Do you think Dembele's hands were still covered in his own feces that he threw at the walls of his apartment in Dortmund?

>>151531719
Not likely

>>151531719
qrd?

brudis is hollerbach a flop?

>>151531880
glad you asked

>Since his first match for Bayern Munich in the UEFA Champions League in September 2023, Harry Kane has scored more goals (23) and been directly involved in more goals (29 – six assists) than any other player in the competition.
I expect an APOLOGY tonight, even if he doesn't do anything.

>>151530588
It's funny, Wirtz will score one and maybe some an assist or two and the media will suck his cock. The fact he cost £115m is quietly forgotten.

>>151532136
How many games?

>>151532217
27

>>151532258
Pretty good

>>151532262
For referenced, for Spurs, he played 32 games, scored 21 and assisted 5.

I can't believe there are still people out there that don't know about the shit at the walls story of honorable Monsieur Ousmane Dembele. Linksradikale "we just don't mention it" media really works

Gala v Bodo now

>>151532294
when Uli gets upset on account of Dortmund you know it's another overblown BILD campaign

OsimHEN einer für die Bayern?

Sahnespiel

>>151532554
isn't it crazy that we have a striker thats better than 99% of bundesliga players?

wirtzchads we are going to break our duck tonight

lmao
what was he thinking

>>151532113
youre not even trying to hide the prixy usage anymore huh?

>>151532788
no, its time for oceans eleven

Heute kriegen die Hühnchen aufs Mowl

>>151532957
as always

Sturmtief tomorrow

>>151532950
meds

>>151533041
Hollerchad was the winner of the Mainz vorbereitung and then sadly got injured in the first bundes game, only a bremer retard would call him a flop

>>151532957
>>151532975
HIV schizo please...

>>151533087
>based anti b00n post must be le based me
meds chuddy

not even gonna watch this crap lmao.
cya shizo next matchday

Sgechads we finna bouta sum finna DAB all over liverpoopl

>>151533295
yes

>>151533362
t.

>>151533586
ebin plebbit dark humor^^

How many goals will Crackfurt concede tonight?

ach du scheisse

>>151533748
fetti

>>151533823
this is nuts

>>151529783
>it's getting hotter

>Karl as a starter

hahaha

>>151532478
grim

>>151533942
Remember how our media freaks hyped him up and went completely silent after his Dortmund game? lol

>>151534008
real bundes 00perts already saw him getting 00posed as a fraud in the U19 em

It really seems like the Goretzka ship has finally sailed
Let's just pray that Pavlobitch doesn't get injured again

the geit is watching today

>>151534075
Goretzka ship has sailed for everyone but the Bundestrainer for some reason holy shit someone please beat Nager to death if he ever calls up ‘retzka again wtf

>>151534113
:)

Heute wird gesoffen bis der Karl trifft

>>151534120
you wont do shit bitch tits

>>151534235
a pass from me, im still recovering from the Woltebitch no show hangover

>>151533823
thank you for your service

I always respect commentators who don't yap during the UCL anthem

oh oh die bayern sehen ja garnicht gut aus

Wirtz again benched?

>>151534235
time for water

KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL

nagershit still won't call him up while our other options are Gnabry and Adeyemi HAHAHAHAHAHA
meanwhile Spain calls up a 16year old and he wins them the EC

>>151534235
>>151533942
LMAOOO

the Rotwein

>>151534235
fuuuuuuuuu

KARL REDEEMED (against Brügge)

>>151534235
kwab

>>151534438
the brapper of brügge

another Harroldscoreslol episode?

>>151534480
true let's call up amiri... or maybe.. that random eintracht guy

Big Z in the house

>>151534507
Mario Götze ?

>>151534507
amiri and the eintracht defenders who plays a completely different position?

>>151534524
talking strictly about the level of quality nagershitter calls up

>>151534480
brügge would finish 2nd in our league

>>151534499
yes

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE

And he indeed scores again. Loterally who can stop this chad?

yabadabacannonfodder XDDD

So chuffed I put over 3 goals for this Bayern match.

I fucking LOOOOOOVE coming here when Bayern is scoring and winning
you can always tell that the evening of the local residents has been ruined

KANE

>tune in to Brügge vs FC Customers
>Brügge fans are twice at loud as the Antifakurve
fucking kek are there seriously people watching this instead of the sge game?

>HIV mong now reverting back to seething about Bayern fans
kwab

>everybody that isnt a customer is the HIVfag
this is unironically next level mental illness, also, Waldstadion is about to erupt … customers could never
if they would do a decibel check then the antifaarena would probably not even close in at half of what the waldstadion sounds like right now

>you can hear the capo
>louder than the crowd
mega cringe

>>151534684
lmao this, fuck these communist losers
imagine having to celebrate winning against Brügge, mickey mouse club

>>151534643
this isn't healthy

CHRISTENSEN

>>151534643
>local residents
Absolute projection. More than half of the posters here seem to be pro customers you absolute retard.

is this retard seriously pretending to be an eintracht fan now
lol

>>151534786
havent heard a stadium that loud in a while holy shit

Is Bayern the best team in the world or what

>>151534875
yes

>Wirtz
oh my god, wtf happened to him??

>pretending to be an eintracht fan
no i usually support 1860 ;)

oh god the 60fag is here
everyone RUUUN

>>151534896
black gf, do I need to say more?

>>151534875
the best teams in the world wait to get good until march
Pep knew this

>>151533942
>>151534008
>>151534235

>>151533942
>>151534235
>>151534008

how are the Kauer Santos stans holding up??

JABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy shit lucho

>shitterpool losing to Crackfurt
Wirtz really did a number on them

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO

YABBAAA
DABBAAA
DOOOOOOO
LUCHOOOOOO

ÄBBELWOI

Laimer X Lucho a is dangerous duo

ETIKETT

>>151535017
You can find these cretins in the TM Marktwertanalyse thread

>>151535017
KWABSEL

>Kane at left back for a minute to prepare for another long range pass
this man bro

>>151521188
they hated him because he told the truth

>Wirtz still 0011
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

whats nager thinking?

>>151534709
im watching comfy you mongo

>>151535241
WoltemadeCHADS knew what was up and invested their stocks wisely

>3 goals
>not even one assist for Wirtz

>>151535312
nope but he was certainly part of the problem

bruh

>>151535371
3? they consneeded AGAIN? HAHAHAHA

Can you imagine that people actually rated this fraud?

>>151535434
Musiala is better in every regard, why would we seethe?

>>151535437
Slot just doesnt know how to him..or hes a guy who only works in a system

>>151535437
set piece merchant really

>>151535479
A good player works in every system to some extend.

>>151535472
topkek

based chad Wout räuming his Gegenspieler ab ohne Not

Is Wirtz the next Gotze?

>>151535534
that makes no sense, Oob would destroy Nappa

>>151535560
He's the next Deisler

>>151535560
next Werner

>>151535560
so it seems so it seems
he's had two knee injuries already

>>151535594
saaaaaaaar

>>151535624
are you a zoomer?

>>151535786
ja

Olise is having a real stinker today

>Karl off for goretzka
bald fraud kompany
take off Olise, he looks insanely tired

WIRTZ

>shitretzka on for Lenny K
cringe af

THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

he did it

blundershitga teams dont count

WIRTZ AGAIN

>Frankfurt
Kwab

>1 assist in 11 games
lel

>>151536346
2

>>151536346
anon, I...

Blundershitga is so embarrassing
We only need two CL spots and they should be awarded to Bayern and Dortmund every time

how

Ok jetzt wirds peinlich...

>Frankshit is so shit they help Liverpool out of their 4 game loss streak and also give Wirtz his first 2 assists
should just disband that club,only kanacken support it anyway

I AM SORRY MISS JACKSON

4:0 und man hört nur die brügge fans

JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON

IM SORRY MS JACKSON

hello what is your favourite robbie williams song

need 1 more goal to kick PSG off 1st
>>151536493
haven't heard them all game, what game are you watching?

Jackson is worth every penny

Jackson is that starter striker you would use on the first day of the new fifa

>>151536500
AND THROUGH IT ALL
SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

yeah i don't rate this harry kane guy, you should send him back to spuds

>>151536500
Joorayniss

>>151536547
ES IST 11 UHR, RUHEEEEEEEEEE

>Wisdom Mike
just a pretty face or actually good?

there is one thing I absolutely dislike about Wisdom Mike and Karl
they love showing off
they need to stop doing this shit

>>151536505
you must be deaf

Scheiss Bayern

you might be losing 1-5 in an embarrassing fashion but at least your fans are holding up their scarves

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>151536777
getting outsung in your shitty arena is worse than losing 5:1

>>151536813
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>they are holding up … SCAAAARFS LOL
of course, those are just things a customer wouldn‘t understand

Toppmolester threw kaua under bus just to concede 5 again lel

>PSG first by goals scored
uff

Absolutely embarrassing from Frankfurt..wtf

>>151536974
>scarfs
hivmongo spotted

>>151537086
>5 goals conceded
Did anyone seriously expect any less?
German teams are not competetive except for Bayern. God bless 50+1

>>151537181
are you ok bro??

>>151537185
Pool took out Koch in cold blood and then they scored a bunch
Nothing to do with money only ruthlessness

>>151537211
yes I am
unlike the hivmongo

>>151537225
STOP ASSOCIATING EVERY POST WITH ME

>>151537243
cope
and seethe
hivmongo

Really liked what I saw from Karl in his matches so far, einer für den Nager?

>>151537254
no (You) btw you schizo

>>151537278
see>>151537254

>>151537289
you got 00posed
now cope and bok bok bok

>>151537312
see>>151537254

>>151537326
bok bok bok

>First Karl interview ever
>he's just another "tatsächlich/genau" bot
pathetic

bundesliga komplett von CL wegbannen außer bayern und dortmund

>>151537211
>Screenshot_20251022_231345_Samsung Internet.jpg
>>151537278
>Screenshot_20251022_231811_Samsung Internet.jpg

>THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NOT ME BTW

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
you seriously are single digit IQ
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151537355
hivmongo is on another level

>>151537355
Yes you opfer and in my screenshot here (>>151537278) you can see there wasnt a (You) on my side on the scarf post

soooo.. who's the single digit ig mongo? me not

>>151537376
>"me not"

we are going to need trips to solve this

who the fuck browses 4chan on their phone on the fucking web browser instead of an app? and then he's using the fucking garbage default browser on top
I'm speechless

>Wirtz interview on ZDF Sportstudio
LOL are you seriously trying to tell me that this guy got Abitur?

>>151537418
I browse 4chan on Firefox when I'm on my phone. Is there any reason not to?

>>151537403
>>151537418
the Samsung default browser is based AF

>>151537355
our narrative is falling xisters..

>>151537420
Sportgymnasium obvs

>>151537442
no it's like making fun of iTards using the safari browser

NEU

>>151537479
>>151537479
>>151537479

>>151537355
He is a bit unhinged, dunno why people keep replying to him. For some reason he also makes up fake rivalries between players, like Hollerbach vs Woltemade, or Wirtz vs Woltemade.

>>151533340
Oof this did NOT age well