Thread 151491036

f1 femra pits edition

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>>151480474

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)
HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)
TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)

>News:
F1 US GP: Max Verstappen takes dominant victory from Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri fifth
'We will try whatever we can' - Verstappen
'Good battle with Leclerc' - Norris
'I knew it was a bit of a risky move' - Leclerc
Leclerc is DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1DEBQJyQ
Anonymous 6 hours ago No.151480500
gimi

closest to digits will show the wdc

edd

>>151491077
Oh it showed next years

It's easy to forget just how demonic Mexico's turn 1 start is...

>>151491036 (OP)
>f1 femra pits edition
what the fuck is this

>>151491105
esoteric nonsense, don't worry about it my friend

>>151491119
Why did the team want him in P19?

oscar will win in mexico and no one can convince me otherwise

now we suffer i mean wait

>>151491158
you believe
eye believe
he believes
she believes
they believe
we believe

Max is an unreckonable force that will win 8 WDCs and retire.

>max could easily win the wdc
>red bull could get second in the wcc if they can manage to place better than Ferrari (3 points behind) and mercedes (10 points behind)
The constructors would be fairly reliant on Yuki earning some points, but not impossible for max to do all the heavy lifting there, again.

>>151491198
>>151491207
doesn't count if it's against medshitters

Yuki could just go bowlin like Hungary 21

>>151491230
he is no bottatos. he does that he wipes out alpeenis, asstons and a rawsonu racist bull with amx running over the debris next lap and getting puncture

OSCAR AND AMX
2027

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
>TOTO MISSES OUT ON MAX
>AGAIN

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO

should have bought drink today

>>151491348
>2 minutes at mejico
why were you driving like a grandma

>>151491371
Love rewatching season 1 so much it's not even funny

>>151491406
Not me. I just rob other people's screenshots to make these.

Whenever I see a really attractive, pale, thin Mexican woman with long flowing dark hair and red lips I think of Cima Garahau.
>F1 related because Mexico next

>>151491179
Can you please crop the hamwhale out next time?

>>151491522
she's the best looking one

>>151491522
why are you gay?

>>151491254
PS3 is going to Ferrari Chuck is going to AM and Poois is retiring

>>151491522
get your testosterone checked

>>151491522
based
fuck fatties

Just filled with dread every race weekend now.

>>151491549
>>151491562
>>151491600
Sorry, I'm attracted to the female form and nice bodies, not heifer.
I'm sorry you've all bought into the narrative.
>F1 related because we used to have race queens, which disappeared right as mass media began brainwashing everyone that fat women are "beautiful"

What do Lando Norizz and fat women have in common?

gimi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOqKL9347Fc

MY GOAT

>>151491664
They love cock

>>151491664
emotional instability?
elevated levels of estrogen?
rich fathers?
attractive to african males?

>>151491664
they both get fucked hard by ausGODS

>>151491706
>>151491713
>>151491716
All good answers, but no:
>They can't wipe their own ass.

>>151491716
We do love our fatties.

>>151491736
>>151491716

Lando is literally the perfect person for Max to be fighting for the title.
It means Lando can't afford to take risks which slows him down.
Lando wants to win, but more importantly he wants to take points off Piastri which helps Max.
And the closer he gets to Piastri as the season ends the less McLaren can afford to take a chance and prioritize Piastri even though he's still leading because a single race could now swing the pendulum completely.

>>151491743
25% for both overweight and obese seems relatively low considering all the abbos.

>>151491704
>5000 points in nearly 20 years of f1
>verstappen is sitting at 3329.5 points in a decade
More like BPUCBBOAT(biggest propped up carbaby bitch of all time).

>>151491804
Shamilton spent his first few seasons under the old points system thoughever

I want to go back.

>>151491824
sitting that close to the CRT gives you eyeball cancer

>>151491822
He was also given a championship car those seasons.

>>151491863
Definitely not in 09, no.

THE RACE IS SO SHIT THAT I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

>euro gp trophy
either phallic modern art piece or something equally globohomo
>usa gp trophy
awesome bull made with circuit outline

Overdesigned crap, as typical for americans
Much like their ugly cars

>>151491884
How was her penis?

>>euro gp trophy
>either phallic modern art piece or something equally globohomo
Masculine, reflects a long history of art and culture
>>usa gp trophy
>awesome bull made with circuit outline
Animalistic, reminiscent of cuckoldry

>>151491892
I agree. We don’t match up to the great australian cars like… oh wait no. Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no. Or the great australian music, ok Hilltop Hoods.

>great aussie films
walkabout iykwim haha

>>151491892
>that
>overdesigned
Seething delusion. Meanwhile

>>151491897
Succulent

>>151491911
That’s an English film. Also Wake in Fright is great, but Canadian.

how many points would kwablonso have if he didn't spend 2 (two) years hiding in his basement because of pozrris

>>151491922
>Upper arm bigger than tits
GRIM

>>151491892
Yes but you stupid upside down seppos have no cars and import americrap, and modern nipshit.

>>151491923
>That’s an English film
not quite, there's also a bit of abonese

>>151491915
>intricate detail = overdesigned
Please tell me you're joking
>>151491902
>Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no
>forgetting about pvre kino like Crocodile Dundee 1&2

>>151491922
My wife had a tummy like that once. Then she laid off the seafood now she's as skinny as a piece of plywood. I hate it.

>oh honey its time for our yearly white guilt film
>maybe native indians this time

>>151491948
How much seafood was she eating to attain such a mass? Or was she simply on the “see food” diet?

Horner is apparently willing to 100% buy out a team currently on the grid, with the money he's put forward he can only afford one of the backmarkers like Haas or whatever but still
Why doesn't he just retire, he's made his money and legacy and bagged a Spice Girl somehow

>this summer.... simpering white American loser gets shown the ropes by smart attractive black man
>12 Oscars two billy domestic

>>151491963
>Or was she simply on the “see food” diet?
heh, classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzb6uf0U0k

>>151491886
>>151491892
>be from Texas
>see this shit
>be ashamed
>audio from a LongHorn Steakhouse commercial playing in the back of my mind
The trophies this season are next level cringe, from the Lego trophy (that fell apart) to this gaudy mouthbreather shit.

Kind reminder that Norris will NEVER win a WDC

>>151491964
He's desperate to come back in, it's kinda sad

COTA is owned by some Jew literally called Bobby Epstein

>>151491964
He wants to own a team, TP was never his end goal. He tried and failed to take control of Red Bull

>>151491983
Cooming is all he knows, addicktion is no joke.

another asterisk "championship" for max

>>151491983
or he could go to the fia and dick all the teams

>>151491998
>>151491964
With the way <sports> are going, he will never fully own one without help (from Saudis)
Lmao

>>151492008
Wait, tape physically on the grid?
I would've expected some rule against stuff like that.

>>151491963
XD

But she would eat it every Friday. "Lent" is what is was called I believe?

>>151492008
just use lando's special tape he uses to tuck his dick in.

COCK so big he needs to tape it down so he can fit in his rocket

>>151492023
On the wall to help line up in the start box

wish my cock was huge tb h

>>151492008
>didn't have an orange poncho to throw on to disguise himself
roukie error

>>151492039
How much do you carry?

Is your favorite driver a medshitter? Take the quiz

>non-stop bitching with zero constructive feedback, only pisses off his engineer and team
>gets shit on; “the team sucks”
>gets bullshit lucky result: “this is an important day for formula 1”
>team orders favor him: team work
>team orders favor teammate: “this is not what f1 should be about”
>car get noticeably shittier the longer he stays/the more his team listens to his feedback
>has a seat but no one really knows why
>drives dirty as shit: “that's racing”
>someone else does it: “this is not what f1 should be about”
>thinks he's super popular and liked and is genuinely surprised when told to fuck off

>>151491964
He's going to poach Verstappen and demolish Red Bull - which will be easy because none of their drivers will get more than 30 points.

Please Newey, save us

morning saars

HAHAHAHHA
KWAB

>>151492008
>>151492023
>>151492037
Half of this story is true, half of it is the typical tabloid level bullshit that comes from F1 media outlets.
What Red Bull were actually fined for was the crew member reentering the track after marshals had closed it.
The tabloid gossip is the "he was trying to remove poor Lando's special tape!!1" part, as there's zero evidence of this, no footage, and the tape was not tampered with.
But leave it to the British press to spin it in favor of Goblando and against Verstappen.

Max is not winning the championship. It is not possible. It can not happen.

>>151492098
>19x worse than bearman
GIGAKWAB

>>151492097
Morning

>>151491892
Nigga, it's the layout of the track, plus the layout mirrored, with horns behind it.
It's one of the simpler trophies this season.

>>151492037
>>151492107
Ah, that would make more sense.

>>151492098
>Ivan Capelli
VGH...

>>151492078
>He's going to poach Verstappen
You are joking, right?
Jos hates Horner's guts. The Red Bull employee who blew the whistle on Horner is literally Jos' girlfriend (who is now gargling cock at Cadillac F1).

>>151492098
>charles has six
OH NO NO NO NO

>>151492128
She's taking all 8 bins?

>>151492132
>

>>151492098
>>151492115

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>151492148
I meant this year

>>151491406
Super Monaco GP had a free run mode for practice, the "default" record was 1:59.99. Which is still faster than Mazepin.

t. older than Alonso

>>151492161
Oh right, I had completely forgotten most of the other ones.

What's Sir Lewis Hamilton thinking right now?

>>151492098
>hamilton is statistically the worst ferrari driver in F1 history
I had high hopes for this season but this really blows them out of the water.

>>151492174
He;s thinking about thos bean(ers)
>because Mexico next

>>151492174
He's counting down the seconds till he can go home and get railed by Brazilian male prostitutes he keeps in his basement between seasons.

>>151492201
Why he can not do that during season?

>>151492210
ass hurt

>>151492210
Too busy at work to feed them every day, so he let's them free range during the season. But then they're a pain to get back in the basement, so he saves that for when he's off between December and March.

Max Verstappen will receive the pain Lewis Hamilton got in 2021 Abu Dhabi

>>151492214
I wonder if that’s why porpoising affected him so disproportionately in ‘22

>>151492067
only a measily 7.5''

>>151492210
there was a TD to prevent bottoming during f1 sessions

>>151491433
>>151491652
Gundam!
Mexico!

I miss the bouncy cars tbqh

>>151491433
>attractive
>thin
>mexican
you don't live in the same part of the country I do

>>151492253
I mean, I live in San Antonio, so I see tons (literally) of Mexican women constantly, and while the vast majority are wider than they are tall, every now & then I see one that's absolutely 9/10 or above.

What happened to Oscar? After zandvoort he has not been in front of lando.

>>151492286
He refused to let Zak plunder his booty, so he's in the time out car until he changes his mind or his team.

>>151492305
how is it zak's fault that he destroyed 4 of the team's cars in 3 races

>>151492309
Shut up, Zak.
Stop bumming your drivers.

>>151492148
he meant sex

Stop with the gay fantasies. F1 drivers are peak of masculinity. There has been 0 gay drivers. Ralf is just lost.

>>151492329
Charles doesn't participate in sex, he merely observes.
Leo, on the other hand...

>>151492286
Been in front in 3/5 of the races.

>Monza
In front after the final pits. Ordered to let Lando go ahead.
>Baku
Behind.
>Singapore
Was ahead before being punted toward the wall by Lando.
>Austin (Sprint)
Was ahead in the Sprint until Lando divebombed him, then got taken out when he tried to cut back to remain on track.
>Austin (Grand Prix)
Behind.

>>151492337
Alonso groomed Hamilton, that's why they're both single in their 40s and still racing

Reminder that Tsunoda accounts for the majority of all total overtakes over the last two races.

>>151491036 (OP)
I HATE AMERICA

>>151492391
Love from Azerbaijan

>>151492391
bang bang skeet skeet nigga

Bad Ending = Norris Wins WDC
Neutral Ending = Piastri Wins WDC
Good Ending = Piastri Wins WDC, Verstappen 2nd, Norris 3rd
True Ending = Verstappen Wins WDC

>>151492411
Digits and all three gets dsq

Red Bull always had the best car. The Verstappens were just playing politics at the start to get Horner fired.

>>151492411
Singles and Lando overtakes Piastri for a race or two, and then gets overtaken by max with a race or two left.

>>151492411
NARB wins WDC

>>151492411
who is the girl in this situation

>>151492441
bad ending = sakura wins
good ending = rin wins
true ending = saber wins

>>151492441
my wife

>>151492411
Happy ending: Horner back in f1

Secret True Ending that requires 20 playthroughs: Hamilton wins

>>151491179
Bitch on the right cosplaying as Kitty from Arrested Development

>>151491179
Disgusting

>>151492435
>>151492463
kill yourselves

What thuck is a medshitter?

>>151491179
Is middle a boy or a girl?

>>151492352
>In front after the final pits
because the team fucked up lando's pit stop

>>151492508
Both

>>151492484
jeet buzzword

>>151492484
please don’t encourage it

AMX: 5 1st, 5 2nd, 0 3rd
4 4th, 1 5th, 1 6th, 0 7th, 0 8th, 1 9th, 1 10th, 1xDNF

>>151492484
it's a term used the degrade drivers who can only perform on medium tyres

>f1 femra pits edition
terrivle
don't do this

>>151492517
>because the team fucked up lando's pit stop
...and?
Do you need to slow down when a team botches a pitstop? Wish that was a rule in 2016.

>>151492113
it either gets won by max or it doesn't get won by max, count your options.

>>151492527
Oh, is that Piastri's sister? Was thinking it looked like him but didn't want to be rude.

>>151492546
>Do you need to slow down when a team botches a pitstop
if it's the team's policy, then yes

>>151492553
Yeah it's her.

>>151492559
No team has that policy.

>>151492337
true. bearman is a straight woman

>>151492567
mclaren does

>>151492578
No, their policy is slow pitstops are part of racing.

Is your favorite driver a medshitter? Take the quiz

>bitches about his team's protocols
>refuses to switch to a medshitter team

>>151492578
It's not their policy, it's some shit they made up on the spot to favor Glando

If peeasstri is so annoyed by the way mclel treat their drivers, why doesn't he go to f*rrari or alpeen? I hear they're much more lax when it comes to the procedures to follow if one of their drivers has a slow pit stop.

>>151492529
Tru tru

>>151492527
PS3 Slim?

>we might get another intro kino like this in a few months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBFCjcDKofc

>>151492605
>piastri to alpine
would be max funny

>>151492605
alpine cant afford him

>>151492593
pondering whether I should respond and trigger another 10 paragraph cope essay by the cuckstralian who's going to explain why hungary 24 was totally different trust me

>>151492630
>>151492636
>I want the medshitter philosophy, just not the medshitter experience

>>151492637
>trigger another 10 paragraph cope essay by the cuckstralian who's going to explain why hungary 24 was totally different trust me
From him, or from yourself?

>>151491549
kys fatty

Digits and Nowins is a massive homo

>>151492684
any digit from 0 to 9

leo is a medshitter

>>151492699
So it's confirmed

Reminder that max didn't even have to do shit to win the wdc, all he had to do was show up once in a while in-between endurance races and minecraft marathons while all the teams around him were being SHITTED

>>151492605
Would love him to go to Ferrari. Never had a chance to support a driver there.

>>151492670
Im not fat, a bit chubby maybe, im 188 low 80kg, no muscle mass, and i think she is the best one

>>151492705
>leo means lion in latin/greek
>there are no more lions in yurop
It's LEOver

>peeasstri shitted up his team so badly that max will win despite having a mechanical dnf and being crashed into
damn, medshitter theory is real

>>151492637
>Fucking up a pitstop is the same as deliberately breaking agreed strategy and letting that sit for an extra lap for an ultra mega undercut
Sure.

>>151492744
Alexander the great hunted lions in macedonia

>>151492750
Piastri had a mechanical DNF (Baku) and was crashed into twice (Canada, Austin sprint).

being attracted to fat is a negroid position.
f1 related because of all the degenerate lardposting in these threads

>>151492771
>least mentally ill medshitter

Yup, Hamilton is still the GOAT.

>>151492800
hamilton is pure shit, bro

did anyone point that on /f1/ forum? is she.. pregnant?

>>151492790
Skinny people look more like children. Those not attracted to round women are literally nonces.

>>151492705
calm down

>>151492803
pure GOAT

>>151492812
a 2nd wall maybe

>>151492790
Dont get me wrong, but she is the better looking out of the 3, im into skinny girls aswell

>>151492812
wheres the black chick that was preggo
did she deliver yet

>>151492812
>Perez and Bottas portrait
They look like they're from a period drama, and about the same age as that would entail.

Speaking of pregnant ladies, what happened to the black pregnant English rose that used to host stuff? Naomi Schiff?

>>151492812
He is very old to be pregnant

>>151492800
GOAT at not getting podiums whilst driving for Ferrari, yes.

>>151492812
a man put his penis in her vagina and thrusted until ejaculating right up against her cervix

That man? Me.

>>151492859
no one cares about podiums
Ferrari sucks too

So yes, still the GOAT and the greatest driver.

>>151492861
How can you be sure?

>>151492881
an anon >>151492868 has already claimed responsibility and nobody would dare to lie on the internet and on the /f1/

>>151492876
>Ferrari sucks too
because they're being shitted

>>151492897
Tru tru
I saw a tiktok of a hot preggo girl, early 20s, and she said that it was embarrasing being preggo because the people knew what she did
What a slut

>>151492622
kek

>>151492917
>I saw a tiktok of a hot preggo girl, early 20s, and she said that it was embarrasing being preggo because the people knew what she did
It was me, but I won't admit it.

>>151492813
Being attracted to fat women is a sign of homosexuality, as instead of desiring a fit, sexy, female form, you instead desire some big burly body capable of overpowering you.

>>151492812
>>151492861
Imagine being so desperate as to fuck that ugly man-faced bitch.
I bet it comes out looking like Lawrence.

>>151492966
Lawrence Barretto is just Will Buxton in blackface

im not sure anymore if norris or piastri is the worst driver on the grid

>>151492917
wonder if thiccy thought the same when gigachad first inseminated her

was a decent race, but terrible tv job - they missed half the moments or only showed them in a small side window

>>151493108
shut yo ass up coomer

Okay, but why does lando need reference tape in the first place

>>151493129
Because he's a dumb shitter

>>151493114
lmao
why do you even visit that dumpster

Not trying to sound biased or anything, but again why the fuck does lando need this to reference where he parks the car? RBR trying to sabotage this is just a product of this not being illegal.

LETS GO MAXIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SCORE SAM FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIPS

>>151493146
Lando is a dumb shitter

I dont care if they show the gfs for a while, and more if there is nothing going on in the track, other thing is that the little action we had in singapur wasnt on tv because of the gfs

>>151493129
>>151493146

>>151493180
Ups wrong pic

>>151493188
is there a specific body of water that is often associated with the country prost comes from

>>151493227
yes mate, the English Channel

>>151493227
the atlantique?

Red Bull once again scored the most points of any team this weekend like they in Baku.

>>151493249
Thank to yuki

>>151493146
>>151493129
because he's shit. that's the reason why people are talking about wether Max or ps3 will win this WDC, no one is counting with nowins anymore
[spoiler]yes ps3 is shit too but he's still miles better than goblando[/spoiler]

>>151492113
Why not, you stupid bastard?

It's not how you start
It's how you cum

>>151493300
attaboy r jorg

I can't wait until we get the Cowboy hat wearing, alcoholic, wife beating team next year.
Going to spray paint the Jack Daniels Logo on my VE Commonwhore to celebrate!

>>151491892
assuiecucks are THE worst dogshit posters on the internet by a long shot

>>151493300
>losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team

>>151493188
Will Prost stand corrected?

>>151493341
That's Indians with Americans right behind

that would be 50k euros + tip

>>151491145
Because you dont get points for coming 17th either. And they dont want him to crash the car again

>>151493129
He's too short to see out of the cockpit so he can't see the markings on the ground.

>>151492156
Strongly vaginal, very strongly. The feminine energy is off the charts almost. Love it.

>>151491902
Barra is the best v6 ever conceived

>>151493461
barra v6 got fuck all on the 7 litre supercharged nitrous oxide v6 bathurst monaro

Mercedes will have the strangest engine in 2026 by a huge gap, won't they?

>>151493471
no because i'm going to drive a truck through their factory before the start of next season

I want Piastri to suffer.

>>151493471
It will be worse than 2014

>>151493108
there should be a rolling bouncing tits cam that just shows bouncing tits of wags and stadium slags when there is no action on track.

>>151493461
>v6

/F1/ be like

major aws outage atm
f1 because you can't spell lawson without aws

>>151493486
me on the right in my mummy's loving embrace

>>151491036 (OP)
BALD FRAUD

>>151493129
>>151493146
>>151493180
>>151493385
Is grid tape a standard practice in F1? Could a particularly cheeky team put a second strip of the same type of tape in the wrong spot?

>>151493531
HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME

HE'S STILL A FERRARI ROOKIE IN HIS FIRST SEASON

Reddit doesn't work :-(

>>151493546
He needs more time to acclimate to strategi regretti?

Its over

>>151493531
I remember so many journalists and ex drivers saying BEFORE THE SEASON started that Lewis was a WDC contender in the Ferrari. It's so funny to see them coming up with more and more excuses in real time each week

>>151491077
>77
>fin
Bottas 2026 wdc confirmed.

>>151493588
That should tell you everything you need to know about those "experts" thinking Hamilton would just magically be able to become a master at handling ground effect cars when switching teams.

o shit 4chanb is down too

>>151493588
>>151493602
based Ralf told the truth from the start

Ollie

>>151493550
>>151493584
>>151493614

>>151493510

>>151493644
Whining cringy gay twink faggot

>>151493644
poof

new graph, lads

>>151493677
Sainz should be bottom right.

>>151493677
>goblin
>elite

>>151493677
you shit on the streets, 'bro'

>>151493677
yugi?

>>151493690
he's not a goblin, the globohomos force him to look like a goblin

>>151493693
insufficient data

>>151493690
>p2
while claimed as better driver piastri finished p5

>>151493537
>Could a particularly cheeky team put a second strip of the same type of tape in the wrong spot?
They definitely could, and it would be a genius move.

>>151493695
so his parents are the globohomo?

>>151493710
I never said ps3 was better, neither are even close to elite tier

>>151493677
putting porris in elite makes your list a joke by default

What's he elite at?

>>151493757
nowins?
sucking cock most likely

>>151493757
sucking dick

>>151493677
>nowins
>elite
>de-shitting the team
Get real

Now that the dust has settled, how worried is fat brown

>>151493797
Norris' opening lap move in Singapore was clumsy, but it was a big improvement for him when you consider that this was his usual standard for wheel to wheel.

>>151493797
"go for the gap" quote and its consequences have been a disaster for the shitter race.

>>151493797
most other drivers would have taken out their teammate

fun fact: lando took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with max

>>151493797
Piastri is subtly closing the gap after Norris committed to his move

>>151493830
meanwhile ricciardo was the only one who got a win on merit before they started cheating

>>151493837
>on merit
you didn't watch the race, did you

>>151493839
i did, nowins was whining the entire race to swap places but mclel denied
funny shit, and then he eternally kwabbed in russia

i dont think its gonna happen
lando wins

>>151493849
if it's up for nowins to win the championship he will bottle it

>>151493757
taking it up the ass

>>151493846
cool story, he still took a shit on ricciardo

the twink frauds of mclaren are actually going to cucked out of a WDC by max. they are currently in the midst of the most aggressive, severe, anus-altering gaping in the history of formula 1

>>151493644
From the thumbnail, I thought they had sliced off his arms as a warning to other junior drivers.

>>151493862
>taking a shit on washed up dildoman is an achievement
nowins is and always will be a talentless paydriver with negative racecraft

>>151493869
>taking a shit on washed up dildoman is an achievement
but max couldn't do it

>>151493874
max did it so hard that dildoman rather escaped to fucking renault lol

I'd unironically rather see Hamilton break Schumacher's WDC record than either McLaren driver winning the championship

thank God (ojs) for AMX

>>151493874
dildoman wasn't yet washed up at RBR and yet amx still made him run away

>>151493644
That doesn't look like a safe thing to show the kids.

>>151493886
not as much as norris made kwablonso run away

>>151493895
you irrational hatred for alonso makes you glazing shitty paydrivers like nowins
seek jesus anon

>has to average 10 points on Piastri each race
>does 23 points in one race

>>151493849
It's still Mclels to lose
Oscar is doing his best to lose it while Lando is doing his best to come back

>>151493947
the closer the mclels are to each other the better it is for max. the entire season we've been praying for world war 3 in the orange cars for max to have a chance. war is coming. max is inevitable.

>>151491902
>Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no.
Dude, you really know nothing about serious filmmaking, do you? Look up Peter Weir at least.
Your Marvel slop isn't the gold standard.

Will Max surpass Schumi as the undisputed GOAT if he wins this season?

>>151493940
He's always been one of the good guys though?

>>151493940
Thank Ojs for the "hide/hide replies/no stubs" function. Reading the scatfag's posts here gets tiring quickly.

>>151493947
>Lando is doing his best to come back
>qualifies p2 with the fastest car on the grid
>has a shit start and spends 50+ laps trying to overtake a ferrari that's 1 second / lap slower

>>151493940
at the very least medshitters have no right to talk shit about norris after kwablonso spent 2 (two) years hiding in his basement because of him

>>151491179
All shamefully thin.

He still has 8 tho

>>151492098
>unwanted record
Ftfy.

>>151493975
is KWABis shartmilton the worst driver in ferrari's history?

>>151493973
8 cocks in his as at the same time

>>151493962
Is the competition Max is facing considered better than what Schumacher faced?

this needs to be updated to target lando/oscar and zak

>>151491119
Based hermano! Nothing to lose, push on!
He deserved best driver award, for that alone.

>>151493971
only positive thing I'm willing to give norris is that he sucks less cocks on average than bearman and his anus is less stretched out

>>151493830
>ricciardo who was evenly matched with max

10 Years ago when max was still a rookie and crash happy.

This narrative that Ricciardo is some multiple time WDC caliber driver because he managed to be somewhat close to a rookie Verstappen is hilarious.

>>151493994
One thing that Max has (or more accurately, has not) compared to Schumacher and Hamilton is a reliably wingman to take points away from the competition. Schumacher had Barrichello, a super solid beta male who was always there to extend Schumachers lead over the rest. Hamilton had Bottas. Max has had to do everything by himself always, except for the very first season with Checo before he became garbage.

>>151494004
that's cool bro but unfortunately I don't argue with pozfags

So now that it's truly over for Shamilton the bongs ITT will start slurping on Norris' shriveled tiny dysfunctional femboy cock?

>>151493975
Here you go.

>>151494004
>only positive thing I'm willing to give norris is
AIDS

>>151493975
>>151494035
kek nevermind, I didn't see the first picture had this title already

>>151494019
>except for the very first season with Checo before he became garbage.
he didn't do anything that season besides holding up hamilwog in abu dhabi which is of course was a championship decider but the was still useless the entire season

>>151493983
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: Some people (and AI) will argue that you cannot just say that because a driver is the worst ever, that he is the worst ever. Those people are wrong and likely just parroting easily disproved talking-points provided by British "journalists".

>>151494019
Schumacher & Hamilton also had rocket ships, so it was easier for mid drivers like Barrichello & Bottas to shine.

The field in 2025 is also now closer together than ever before in F1 and the qualifying format today punishes mistakes much harder to back in pre-historic F1 age.

>>151494050
schumacher should have 8 WDCs, villeneuve's maneuver on him in jerez 97 was illegal

>>151494047
for the most part, yeah. but abu dhabi was pretty significant in the end and in Baku he bullied Hambo into forgetting to turn off the magic brake button

how did he get away with this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAL6WgdZcSM

it was just a prank tho

>>151494060
that was just hamilton being shit

>>151494060
>abu dhabi was pretty significant in the end
If we look at it from another point of view, it was only significant precisely because checo had barely helped during the whole season. If he had helped properly then lulu and amx wouldn't have ended up with the same points by the last race.
It's like running inside a house on fire to save a baby and being branded a hero, with no one realizing you were the one to set the house on fire.

>>151494084
sure, I agree. I wanted to give him a bit of credit but the argument that Max has always been by himself stands. Hamilton and Schumacher always had assistance

>>151493983
uh seasons used to be a lot shorter back in the day so drivers weren't forced to spend so much time in a doomed car that does not work
it would be more accurate to compare 'full seasons with ferrari without a podium'

>>151494095
So for Hamilton's positive records we ignore that the seasons were shorter in the past, but on a negative the hamiltonfag pulls an "akshually..."???
lmao

>>151494034
actual bongs support Russell and are ashamed of every other Brit driver

>>151494019
johns don't remember how mercedes always pit hamilton first and kept bottas in the lead with old tires to hold up vettel and finally when hamilton catches them they either box bottas out of his way or just straight up valtteri its james'd him, and because it was easy, reliable and just works they did it every fucking race. i think they had checo help max like that once in abby dabby 2021

>>151494050
Arguing with the AI actually worked. A partial success at least. It still doesn't want to call him the worst, but it did call him arguably the most disappointing and suggested the phrasing:
>most underperforming Ferrari signing in modern F1

>>151494146
Bottas did take it like a bitch though. How many engines did he have in 2021? Just to see how far they could push the damn thing for Hamilton?

Bro im getting castrated by AI :(

thingken about how many races have been lost due to unreliability of the cars again...

>>151491746
I actually believe in the Max comeback. I wrote off this year as PS3 winning a while ago, but the winds have began to shift hard.
>McClarens not the easy 1-2 they were for most of the year
>both boys have been cracking under their first major title season
>Max is now reliably taking pole position away from there
>George and Leclerc have also been mixed up with them because they're hungry enough to want/keep good point scoring positions
McClaren can still easily win WDC this year, but I don't think the team or the drivers are genuinely ready this season to handle it.

>>151494120
ruslel is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, though

>>151493808
It should be fine, he can still give piastri number 1 status and that would help, the thing is that, how the championship is going, it would be hard to justify it, not that he needs to

>>151494211
peeasstri destroyed 4 of his team's cars in the past 3 races, bro

>>151494050
"Is it the worst ferrari driver?"
"Mercedes"
Very smart ai

>>151494185
>I don't think the team or the drivers are genuinely ready this season to handle it.
they weren't ready in 2023, 2024, 2025 ... when will they be ready? they are a top team since austria '23

even kwabilton would've won wdc in current mclaren

I think he can do it

>>151494171
We could've had Max win 2nd in 2020 if that Red Bull didn't die due to "electric failure" every other race

>>151491911
Master and Commander. F1 related because it takes an entire crew and an excellent captain to helm a ship.

>>151494251
Now, anon, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Not only was the Mercedes arguably even more dominant, Hamitlon also needed a lot of preferential treatment by the team (Piastri doesn't have that) and exceptions from the rules by FIA (not even Norris has that) to win titles.

edd?

>>151494255
>>151494255

the more time passes since poowey left, the faster the red bull gets

>>151491911
>mfw learning about our forgotten semiconductor, aircraft and manufacturing industries
it's as if our entire spirit died in world war 2

>>151494298
Newey's an aero-guy.
Aero-guys always drag the teams down. That's a well-known fact.

>>151494292
I lov this lil fella like you wouldn't believe

gimi

Next year the last of the medshitter copes will fall as kwablonso gets to drive a fully poowey-designed car and finish the season in the shitter. They'll combine the power of the 2 functioning brain cells that medshitters all over the world have to come up with some pathetic cope like they're doing this year with peeasstri but the rest of the world will finally see

>>151494273
Piastri fucks up all on his regardless of not being Brown's preferred fuckboy
He and Norris are not good drivers, Hamilton even if he is washed up is better than them at least

>>151494409
>He and Norris are not good drivers
Hey! I'm sure He is at least a decent driver. Lots of practice in those golf carts!

I can't believe the billionaires are blessing us with 2 weekends in a row. I feel spoiled.

>>151494457
nice reddit filename, bro

>ollie: muh kids
NGMI

>>151494514
>reddit filename
it's shitter filename actually

>>151494514
Thanks for the heads up, reddit expert

>>151494514
>recognises filenames from reddit
>accuses others of being reddit
you have to go back

>>151494514
if you think reddit filename is nice, then you should leave

>The Race knows Red Bull Racing and their drivers Max Verstappen and Yuki Tsunoda might be DISQUALIFIED after the "Tapegate" scandal, where a Red Bull Racing mechanic tried to sabotage Lando Norris race start during the United States Grand Prix
wtf bros

>>151494694
>There is nothing wrong with McLaren using tape or a visual marker on the wall at the side of the track as it is not governed by any regulation around the start procedure or the use of the grid box.
>That also means it is not protected by the rules so another team interfering with it once it is there is legal, although whether it is in the spirit of competition would be open to interpretation.

you've just been debunked

>>151494694
>"Tapegate" scandal
>The Cassette Scandal (Ukrainian: Кaceтний cкaндaл [kɐˈsɛtnJj skɐnˈdɑl]; Russian: Кacceтный cкaндaл), also known as Tapegate or Kuchmagate, was a Ukrainian political scandal in November 2000 in which Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma was caught on tape ordering the months-earlier kidnapping of journalist Georgiy Gongadze, whose decapitated corpse had recently been found.
Damn. Red Bull were involved in something like THAT? Holy shit.

why is everyone shipping amx and charles on xitter

>>151494730
>whose decapitated corpse had recently been found
Dayum

if you can hear us please, max verstappen, please save us, please save us max verstappen, please, i'm asking you, please save us, please save us

>>151494694
this is so unsportsmanlike they should disqualify them from all 2021-2025 championships

>>151494734
they are very much yin and yang

>>151494734
they're secret lovers

>>151491645
how come legs like this and leg enjoyers dont exist anymore?

>>151494734
He's the closest thing to a teammate amx has had for the last 6 years or so

>>151494767
aw cute

>>151494758
gays are the norm

>>151493971
>hiding in his basement
he was busy winning le mans and doing dakar

>>151494379
We Mediterraneans have Bortoletto who has been the best rookie so far.

>>151494734
they know shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9I30Ha10w

>>151494379
Sainz is delivering tho

>>151492078
the reason that Horner was fired was because he was trying to develop the car/team to suit both drivers
his backing was focused on the MWC
the other side wanted RB to be 100% behind Max so RB was virtually a one driver team

>>151491902
Baz Luhrmann is Australian and produced tons of award winning films and holds two oscars, Tame Impala is Australian and dominated the US music charts for years, trust the American poster to be unbelievably ignorant

F1 related because Lando is also dumb as fuck

Fatso?

>>151494822
stroll p20, gasly p19, sainz p18, max p1

>>151494822
Y-yeah?

>Didn't watch the race as I was sleeping
Is it even worth rewatching?
I've seen the results so I can't imagine it's worth it.

>>151494936
nah it was a parade just like singapoor. the only good thing was max winning and piastri kwabbing. and i guess sharl fighting norris pretty hard was fun to see

>>151494949
>nah it was a parade just like singapoor.
Exactly what I was expecting.

>>151494936
Probably one of the better races in the past few months, lots of incidents, Leclerc demonstrating how shit Lando is for most of the race by effortlessly preventing him from passing in a much worse car, at least worth watching the highlights

>>151494730
>Red Bull were involved in something like THAT?
Check the colours of Russia's flag and redbull's, you're not gonna like what you find

>>151494694
funny how I don't see any source

so Max needs to win all the remaining races. I don't think it's real.

>>151495013
Calm down Edd, not everything needs tomato sauce

>>151494936
honestly decent
not worth rewatching

baking

>>151494851
Stroll did an amazing race...

>>151495031
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Beartwink says Tsunoda's teaching mean, naughty things to the young'uns.
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/ollie-bearman-slams-dangerous-desperate-yuki-tsunoda-in-austin/

>>151495031
>so Max needs to win all the remaining races
Not if PS3 keeps finishing P5

is there anywhere to find out how each of the top 3 are doing on power units and other changes that could result in a penalty..?

especially with mexico and brazil coming up which are always hard on them

>>151495140
I dont know...

>>151494936
>max disappears into the sunset only to be seen again at the top step of the podium despite only being a very reachable 8 seconds from P2
>lando's retarded racecraft brutally exposed by leclerc
>piastri and hamilton 404
>yuki's seat was refitted and his feet now reach the bottom of the gas pedal
>sainz master- AND disasterclass

honestly not that interesting when you already know the results. leclerc vs lando maybe

gimi got gaped

where edd

>>151495113
Bearlad should be quiet. Move was as desperate as Stroll's in the Sprint

>>151495140
yes

>>151495161
he's having trouble with how to spin the results of british drivers as great without losing his credibility as a journalist. great day to be a gregg's shareholder

will max be able to prevent the F1 era of twink dominance one more year?

>>151495181
>how to spin the results of british drivers as great
Well, considering that Hamilton has just taken a record that was previously thought to be untouchable, that one really shouldn't be much of a problem.

can someone hook me up with the hamilton listening to youtube videos trying to convince him not to be gay pic.

>>151492098
>>151493975
>>151494035
if you really wanna keep your cope chart relevant then you should break it down to drivers whose debut season the team was a midfield team and the team's top driver was 5th overall in the championship

>>151495113
leave it to a jp to know how to flawlessly counter a divebomb

>>151495236
>a midfield team
Leclerc literally has six (6) podiums this season, vpn-mate.

>>151495236
since when top 3 is midfield team ?

>>151495276
1-2 = Top field
3-8 = Mid field
9-10 = Shitters

>>151495276
retard

>>151495204
>The mere fact that Ferrari are still so keen on retaining Hamilton after all this speaks volumes about his talent.

>>151495276
>top 3
Ferrari could easily have secured P2 by now if they had a competent second driver, anon.

Charles Leclerc is no longer in the championship fight...

>>151495151
>>yuki's seat was refitted and his feet now reach the bottom of the gas pedal

>>151495300
This can only mean one thing lads...
NEXT YEAR

>Lewis Hamilton becomes the first driver in F1 history to reach 5,000 points !

An absolutely insane milestone! Think about it, consistent performance across so many regulation eras, cars and team dynamics. Whether you’re a fan or not, this level of longevity and excellence is something else. Truly the definition of pace, precision and persistence

Afternoon lads, Adrian Newey here. I've fucked up. I've fucked up big time. I'm going to be exposed as a bald fraud next year unless you give me some advice to fix the car

>>151495298
if RBR had competent 2nd driver they would be competing for WCC lead

>>151495353
Kek. Imagine still pretending that the RB car is any good when literally everyone other than Verstappen fails to even put it in the points consistenty.

>>151495236
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro

If car is so shit, why does charles got 6 podiums then? That is more than being lucky.

>>151495113
>Noooo you have to back down like a pussy when I throw a desperate divebomb in a corner that's not good for overtaking! Think of the children!
Why do bri'ish drivers always have to claim some weird moral highground when they fuck up?

>>151495360
>literally everyone other than Verstappen
"literally everyone" in this case including rookie shitters and pay drivers.

fun fact: this is still on the table

>>151495113
What the fuck, we need to go back.

>>151495375
>rookie shitters and pay drivers
what about globohomo pozbois

I can't make up my mind on whether the current reliability is a good or a bad thing.
On one hand it would be funny if Max is on his way to win the title in Abu Dhabi and his engine shits the bed, on the other it would ruin the biggest comeback title moment

>>151495405
>current reliability is a good or a bad thing.
Bad thing.
Least a few engines blowing up might have spiced up some of the boring races lately

>>151495365
how many of those podiums were p3?

also how many of those p3's were due to a faster car being taken out

>>151495351
blades on wheels

>>151495423
how many of those p3s could have been kwabmilton if he wasn't getting shit on

>>151495375
>"literally everyone" in this case including rookie shitters and pay drivers.
Yes. "Literally everyone" includes those. And everyone else. Hence "everyone".

>>151493940
>unironic norris praise on /f1/
Lando is a top 5 driver on race pace and I will die on this hill.
His problem is being a mental midget in tense moments like qualifying and race starts.
Piastri improved in qually this year and is a track position merchant, he very rarely pulls a gap on Norris while when Lando is the leading McLaren he fucks off in the distance

>>151495440
kek

>>151495440
shitter rookies and paydrivers are known to maximize the performance of the car, indeed

>>151495113
Anglos like Lewis, Bearman, George, etc can't get over their innat holier than thou mentality

>>151495466
You really do not understand what the word "everyone" means, do you?

>>151495365
The car is alright. About as good as the Mercedes but without the high peaks, so it ends up the 3rd/4th fastest car overall.
Leclerc is just good.

>>151495477
Of course he doesn't, everyone does.

>>151495477
It looks more like he doesn't know the meaning of the word "include".

>>151495477
i understand if you put a competent driver that has experience driving a multitude of setups and cars with different characteristics such as russell into the car he will be far more likely to maximize the performance than some rookie who's been driving the same predictable junior series cars, or some paydriver whose main benefit comes from their sponsorships. do you?

fun fact: norris has straight blond hair but the globohomos force him to maintain a mutt haircut

>>151495513
>such as russell
Holy kek.
Rushle would at best be the Wobbler to Verstappen's Vettel.

>>151495521
>norris has straight [anything]
Doubt.

>>151495529
retard

>>151495513
Russell took longer to get points at Williams than Albon
Latifi did better against Russell than he did Albon
Albon was absolutely destroyed in the 2nd RB seat

Whoops there goes your theory. Sorry!

>>151495513
ruslel is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro

albon has to be the most MID driver now
he just exists and gets some points

>>151495577
>he just exists
Yeah. But having He really is Albon's strongest virtue.

>>151495351
everything you need Adrian is in this image

It's good that Max won since everyone is rooting against McLaren.
But in terms of on-track action that was a "boring" race.
The lack of overtaking keeps getting worse it's 2009-2013 all over again with Max Mosely and the Overtaking Working Group.

>>151495577
and yet he's brutally exposing the entire grid

If you can't hit an apex how do expect to hit the g-spot and satisfy your woman in the bedroom nigga. It's not anime it's real life.

>>151495236
You mean like Sainz who's got 4 poodiums in his first season in struggling Ferrari which top driver (also Sainz) finished 5th overall in the championship? In that case yeah, I always rated Saar higher than the talentless ugly bald N

Is that why Toto always looks pissed off when George wins because he didn't want to pay the man?

>>151495683
why does he hate being on the pit wall?

>>151491179
AHHHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>151495683
He only ever looked happy when Hamilton won.
For Rosberg or Bottas he looked even more disgruntled. Now he simply doesn't care anymore.

baking

>>151491036 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
19

>>151495659
>g-spot
That's not a real thing

>>151495552
are we playing "pretend like it's 2019" and you didn't tell me? not fair.

>>151495680
sainz is not a better driver by leclerc so i know those were freak podiums without even checking.

>>151495781
>those were freak podiums
And Hamilton doesn't even have any of those. How sad.

>>151495794
>>151495794
>>151495794

>>151495793
he got a freak win. i think we can count that.

Edd's taking a long time to come up with how to not put Amx at 1

>sprints
haha

>>151495805
>he got a freak win.
Not even freak. Just "mini". Basically a fake event.
>i think we can count that.
No one else thinks that.

>>151495810
He could put Lekek on 1 for his strong defense against Norris. But I doubt he wants to do that either.

>>151495521
>globohomo this, globohomo that
you know, maybe he just enjoys being a faggot

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