Thread 151497342

5 days remain

Suomi1

Suomaggot minge sadly.

gane will heem

This iqlet is embarrassing

Spammy desperately trying to frame me for making fun of Finland, not gonna work

Modest Tom heems the frog rather easily

>>151497398
Don't sweat it bappa

binland

>>151497397
He's going to outgane gane

Clozapig when Xadame steatorrheas the Somalidaddy dick juice into his disgusting disfigured demented deformed dead moldy mommy's maggot minge.

>>151497477
have you ever eaten pork
they're pretty tasty

>>151497397
He literally said he looks up to piers morgan which should be a symptom category in the dsm I would wager that interim tom has the iq of a very clever spaniel

You guys arent actually racist offline, are you...?

Clozapig when his rotted boiminge clumps with his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge and squirts the Somalidaddy dick juice.

>>151497497
yes I am very very racist in Toronto

>>151497497
Offline?

Clozapig when his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge seeps into her voided bowels.

I see you guys are feeling frisky this afternoon

Clozapig when he finds sharted cheese from a double XL pizza in his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

>>151497477
Martial Arts?

Thread already off to a tragic start

you niggas is ill

Clozapig when the stray dogs porking his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge start steatorrhea squirting into it.

Who revved him?

"Clozapig" is your daddy.

Clozapig when his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge is spraying the boiminge leakage he vomited into her.

>>151497567
The argie was working porkmeister over when I got back

>>151497524
>here's your flyweight goat bro

>>151497502
oh shit

I do not condone this type of posting

Clozapig when his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge started bubbling up with his British BBC dick daddy's steatorrhea squirts.

Clozapig when his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge queefed out the demented dookie dingleberries he vomited into his dead brothers maggoty boiminge.

>>151497589
more like your flyweight throatgoat

Clozapig when his boiminge doesn't fart out the gobbled up dementia dookie dingleberries from his dead daddy into his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

I WILL watch your embedded vlog.

A lot of these pictures would be indistinguishable from india hate memes if the pigs were swapped for anshul jublis

Streets are saying its Paddy vs Ilia for January

Clozapig when he sharts a rotted piece of his boiminge into his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

>>151497634
derns got a nice figure despite the roiding

Clozapig when crusty Somalidaddy dick juice steatorrhea squirts from his boiminge into his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

>>151497634
Yessir

Sorrow. Melancholy, even.

Clozapig when the double XL pizzas start leaking from his boiminge into his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

Clozapig when Somalidaddies get the Somalidaddy squirts from Chinese food in his disgusting dead demented disfigured mommy's moldy maggoty minge.

Clozagod and Sneedaddy got him riled up!

why is he unhinged, his boibussy leaking that bad?

*does nothing and loses* waddafack mang facking CIA judges o algo pinche fack

>>151497708
Factual post

>>151497675
just pain

>>151497758
this guy fuckin sucks he's so lucky they gave him Frankie Edgar and Dominic Cruz definition of geezer beater

Ain't No Love in Oklahoma?

>>151497842
Oklahoma these no love balls ovah ya forhead ya fewl

if gane somehow flukes a win im never coming back to /heem/

>>151497906
don’t worry it will not be a fluke

watching the aspinall and palvovich and i feel bad for the russian. if he just trusted himself and went for the kill he probably could've won when he stumbled aspinall but instead he hesitated and got slept, this fight probably fucked his whole mind seeing how he hasn't been the same since.

Gane ducked pavlovich

>>151497549
EXTREME Autogynephilia at Walmart, sadly

He's a gamer. Bon Gamin.

4chan: Gane
Redditor: Redditspinall

>>151498004
Po po po lonely piggy!

schmitty in the cut

great posts guys but we know deep down tom aspinall is going to win in like 3 minutes right

tramilla harrispinall is doomed

ganecels are merely pretending to be retarded

>>151498120
Tom's son doesn't need to

cereal got subbed in 2 minutes by a gay pedophile

>>151498077
Hey that's on my birthday.

>>151498164
Sadly your monitor was off I'm afraid

>>151498128
My son snacks on my decomposing disgusting disfigured dementia dookie diaper dingleberries

>>151498164
Clozapig didn’t sub Gane

>>151498179
Factual post sadly.

>>151498164
You fought Gane?

Hasbulla is literally 40 years of age and that was his phone not a erected meng

>>151498215
Jondaddy isn’t gay pedophile but your daddy was I’m afraid

Either way you sucked them both off

The calculations say that Ganechads already won

>>151498233
The tea leaves also reflect this

Jones brother just died and he was celebrating with a foreign midget

aws is in the bin yeh

>>151498291
Arthur used to beat lil jon up every day
He is definitely happy he outlived his brother

Luke "Your Milage May Vary" Thomas

why is Jones hanging out with muslims anyway?

>>151498228
Bodied that motherless disgusting disfigured demented deformed MAPiglet freak.

>>151498347
I suspect he's trying to get guru's location by way of kadyrov's brazza goons in south london

>>151498324
You got fired from Walmart for sucking off an old Puerto Rican man and his Pomeranian

you have to be man first

Which VPN will Slovenianon chosoe when gane gets absolutely dominated by are Tom

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

>>151498509
Gone.

>>151498347
He got invited to be a coach for the Russian TUF show. Jorge and Yoel were there too.

>>151498543
Meng really is the definition of dangerously stupid

Paddy will have a belt in 2026. Clitia is doomed.

>>151498610
Truth nuke

Why isn't paddy fighting the spanish guy

>>151498629
Joel moved up to welterweight

khaos

Stipe Miocic, Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, Anthony Smith, Alexander Gustafsson, Daniel Cormier, Ovince Saint Preux, Glover Teixeira, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Ryan Bader, Brandon Vera, Matt Hamill, Jake O'Brien, Stephan Bonnar, André Gusmão, Moyses Gabin, and Carlos Eduardo all lasted longer in their fights with Jon Jones than Ciryl Gane did.

>>151498725
obvious dive paid for by Dana

Thoughts?

>>151498739
Gane doesn't cry.

>>151498738
is gane really that desperate for money? Doesn't he have some integrity or pride?

Tom Aspinall was afraid to shine
He packed his suitcase and kissed his 'tard goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that fight
And as the GOAT retired
He thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like rain on your heeming day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Din Thomas advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures

>>151498739
Tomala gets laughed at by real women I fear.

>>151498764
he's french they don't believe in that non sense

Nigger

That might be my magnum opus in an already jewel laden crown
>>151498796
Excellent post

>>151498778
Gane is a fighting nerd?

>>151498796
But enough Clozapig's favorite daddies to pork his deformed demented disfigured disgusting dead moldy mommy's maggot minge.

>>151498796
exquisite post

>>151498804
We don’t that Krapp here.

>>151498764
Dana made him an offer he could not refuse

>>151498233
True

Jolie Poirier's big fat floppy funbags

When you're banned you have nothing. No captcha, no memes, no name. You're stuck in whatever thread they decide to dump you in. You're reading whoever, and whatever they still decide to let post.

Rebecca Bisping's immaculately maintained kegel conditioned heemsocket

>>151498943
Nipples protruding, very very disrespectful.

ariel has moneyburg on the ropes!

Mackenzie Dern's strong tight and willing aspinhole

>>151498778
Why does he dress like a gigolo?

>>151498988
Just cuz he's retarded probably

Gane is many things but a retard is not one of them

>>151498984
Stop trying to goon with teenage boys please.

>>151499012
Not your diary porkmeister

>>151498972
But enough about you when bricked up in a bikini

>>151499020
Hangry sad piggy need Somalidaddy milky from dead mommy minge!!!

>>151499024
That's you!

Glory, glory, ganelujah
Glory, glory, ganelujah
Big Gane is beating Tom, Tom, Tom
Big Gane is beating Tom

5 days until Gane fights.

>>151499093
Based BBC slut.

I'm starting to suspect our spammy might be the most mentally unwell person of everybody here.

someone is spamming cado on the log, very funny indeed!

>>151499110
Xadame is very unwell I fear.

>>151499115
You didn't also get the orders from supo?

>>151499110
he's a filtered bitch

>>151499138
Xadame identifies as a pozzed piglet I'm afraid.

I hate you niggers for real

*enters Tomspinall fight week*
*enters England vs France fight week*

>>151499170
Finally something to look forward to

>>151499073
That's me...

Seriously unwell

What's next for Gane after he loses his third title shot? Should he embrace his genderfluid icon status?

lmao ariel is going into derek's criminal history

The state of tomcel "banter"

>>151499200
But enough about the patients who’s dementia dingleberries you snack on

Gane fucking won

I was watching the heembedded and was laughing every time the camera guy asked Tom a question and his daddy answered for him. How embarrassing. Tom can't speak for himself.

Spammy tried to ban me 3 times today :(

I probably wouldnt even be posting anymore unless I knew it was triggering his dumb ass, kwab

Dunkler.

>>151499343
Who's the skirt

Trump says that unless Hamas stops defending themselves from Israel we are going to go stop them.

>>151499343
This was Satanic.

>>151499436
I heard the no kangz protests are arranged by helwanis as a punishment for him demanding they stop so this figures

Fartland

Bitch, I'm a boss (Imma boss)
I plan the shots, I call the calls
We in this bitch, it's goin' down
Yeah I'm the king now where's my muh fuggin crown

>>151499450
I farted little mittens awake the other day it was very funny

gane by TKO (concussive vril blast)

>>151499343
Is that a he or a she?

Imagine, if you will, that all this hype for Tom Redditspinall over the past or so by MMA chudru and other redditors withers out on Saturday night because Gane (Bon Gamin) KOs Tom in Round 2 at 2:31 with a spinning elbow.

No Kings just GOATs

wmma

>>151499580
GDS in the comments is off the charts

>>151499343
what's the story on this all I see are vague schizo posts

>>151499656
Ugly whore

>>151499687
ur wrong

if you think about it, ciryl gane is the new face of MMA

aiemann zahabi IS the ufc

There’s one thing we don’t do here and it’s follow THEM.

>>151499790
I was a bit worried bruder no homo hh

>Gamrot was drugged in both Abu Dhabi AND Brazil
The fear in these lesser individuals

>>151499852
I'd be worried too.

Xhe is a very sad sufferin' piggy!!!

Next card is kinda meh ngl

>>151498347
Because people in first world countries stopped paying attention to MMA.

>>151500047
we dont need validation here

It's like when people in eastern Europe were listening to disco in the 1990s. Now they're watching MMA in 2025.

>>151500047
pickleball is great I'll leave it at that

yep, it's Gane Scholarin' time

Basically Gane knew that Jon would retire anyway and he'd get a title fight anyway since HW sucks so he wisely used his time honing his soccer video game skills rather than waste time training.
Tom has been running his body into the ground training since he joined the UFC because he knows Gane is the most talented fighter of all time and he's terrified.

allen beat imavov

>>151500617
off.

>>151497651
derns got a nice figure BECAUSE of the roiding. when will you cazzies learn?

Allen followed them. Expect his title run to be fast and formidable.

chest lost a legend

haven't been getting recommended any bapa videos from that guy who sounds autistic with the speech impediment. is he the schuab doing anything goofy?

post yfw GODne zeems on ASSpinall for 5 rounds.

Option 1

>>151500848
if your looking for autistic goofies then go look in the mirror pal

Option 2

>>151500891
sybau yew neek

towering tom
magical mick

Galactic Parkin
Tom Throat

>>151500952
chxlls

Do you guys think Fat fuck mick parkin and bosnian retard ante dejia run a train on Asspissnall? he got dat galactic throat

We all know Gane would beat asspinal but would he be able to stand toe to toe with Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub?

>>151501031
probably not considering the pieces on those two

>>151501031
why stand toe to toe when you can stand side by side

AI, generate a video of mick parkin parking his cock inside tom aspinalls galactic throat

joe rogan was wrong you're telling my schuab wouldn't be at least top 15 in todays HW division?

>>151501064
woah...levels

Change ya pink pork panties, playa.

wait did the Gane cock pic finally drop?

pyfer

you just know that tom aspinalls goes "hey, mick wanna park your cock inside my galactic throat?" whenever he sees mick parkin

>>151501127
why do muslims shave the mustache but keep the beard?

honestly I would love to see Gane win just to witness the seethe from heem, guru roping himself and Jones accidentally admitting to homosexuality from overjoy

When you root for Ciryl Gane, you're rooting for the martial arts, you're rooting for excellence.

A win for Gane is a win for discipline; respect; code; integrity; honour.

If Gane wins, then Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time. If Tom wins, Jon is a bum coward faggot but not only the greatest light heavyweight of all time.

its a lose lose situation unless aspinall dominates gane like jon diddy jones or faster. jones is going to be annoying as fuck on twitter if tom wins by decision

One small step for man, one giant leap for Ganekind

>>151499685
it's some guy's phone background of his fucking kid with makeup on shitposting for a photo for mother's day. literally nothing at all but people on here say its 'le satanic' like its frazzledrip2.0

DEATH
JITSU

Gane by McTwist

John Moxley and Dean Ambrose would fucking assrape Gane and Khamzat in an street fight

4 days until tom dies

Brazza i want that my bacon bussy is stuffed brazza u kno dis

HAPSLODE HAPSLODE HAPSLODE

Guru got heated with Schmitty on the new Suga Show pod.

Allahu akbar I let everybody have turn in my bacon bussy

I am depressed fat and probably gay

has mma joey commented on the zutt allegations?

cuckold mollys friend group is weird as fuck. imagine falling in love with one of sean's groupies

I am also depressed fat and probably gay

Ladies and gentlemen I am however neither depressed nor gay

Ulbeast

YES CHAMA

ciryl gane is just so cool

>>151501901
brown people are so violent

>>151501941
many are saying this

Alex Pereira is an AMERICAN and Ankalaev is a FOREIGNER and AMERICANS always beat FOREIGNERS

>>151501942
piggies just cant into heeming im afraid

Kayla Harrison

Anime

Merab fans when they see him win a decision by shooting 50 times

>>151502094
woah she looked kinda ok 10 years and 15,000 injections ago

Hasbulla shota JAV porn

>>151502095
who this playmobile lookin ass nigga

Toporio.

>>151502178
this is the post

>>151502156
U stupid dick

>>151502241
Suck my FUCKING dick, bitch!

But enough about how your father raped your steatorrhea bussy.... Let's talk about how Ciryl will make history Saturday night.

>>151502095
How is that haircut called so I can tell my hairdresser next time?

>>151502178
Hasbulla fucked tiny texie

>>151502094
imagine if her meng slipped out the bottom of her shorts wouldn't that be gross and embarrassing haha

i just dont like black french people
how are there not more of us

>>151502566
colour dont matter to me b i just dont like the fr*nch

>>151502566
talmbout francis b? let it go stipe is the goat

Spammy sure was upset today. What do you suppose set him off? Bad day at work, trouble with his girlfriend perhaps? Hahahaha, just kidding! Lmfao!!

>>151502646
wgaf

>>151502646
kys

>>151502655
>>151502691
Bitches who are mad.

Something tells me umar will pull out from the fight

>>151499852
It’s all good wood HH

You now remember Jones vs Stipe

>>151501479
thanks I couldn't figure out wtf people were talking about

For me it’s K-1 on the 15th and ONE on the 16th of November. Absolute banger cards and better than anything goyimhumiliation league (ufc) puts on. Also it’s ultimate online for me.

>>151502827
Always a solid guess, but consider that he already wormed his way into an unbelievably favorable matchup. There's no way he could possibly expect any easier way to bounce back into another undeserved title shot than this.

>>151502926
I'd rather follow them desu

This angle goes hard desu

>>151502926
Homosexual post

>>151502952
They will devour you.
>>151502984
We don’t read that newspaper here you nigger.

Brazza I beat number 8 ranked striker real gangster Mario Bautista now we wait for title shot you know I deserve this.

>>151503190
I fucking hate them.

Khamzat deserves a break. In the meantime Imavov and Fluffy can fight for the number one contender spot.

>>151503124
k

>>151503321
take the zuttpill b

>>151503324
Strickland already called out Fluffy for his number 1 contender fight. Khamzat can take all the time he wants waiting for another Abu Dhabi card, Strickbeast specializes in taking out champions on their own territory.

>>151503474
Strickraped has been indefinitely banned from fighting for doing a gay little walk

>>151503517
Dogshit post, do better

strickbeast and belal have finished buisiness

>>151503553
t.

HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Natalia Silva

>>151503759
I don't rate her. Doubt that touchy movey style works on any actual elite fighters.

>>151503759
her feet are too big

>>151503553
Thoughts on Johnny Walker qeeming Taiwanese sensation Zhang Mingyang?

>>151503708
very nice, we need more of this. those midgets got heart, warwick could never

>>151503791
Fiorot and Zhang would probably bully her. But she would definitely light up Valentina.

>>151503708
>a midget with one arm
hahahahahahhahaha

>>151498610
Danar surprisingly shut it down after their faceoff. The UFC is likely waiting to see if Arman beats Dookie Dan.
If Arman wins, they will offer him a QUICK turnaround for a title shot at the start of the year. If he turns it down he will be back on ice.

>>151501901
after this, what's next for ankalaev?

Gane will cement himself as the heavyweight GOAT after his 6th title defence this Saturday

>>151503553
Maybe make everyone white and put 'brother' and 'sister' on their shirts and make the woman look white and even older like she's his mom? Also make the house look trashier with poo on the floor or something. That way it's implying he's middle aged and still living with his mom and she's asking him to clean the bathroom? Might give the meme some more umph and hurtful maybe? But it's a decent effort, chang. Your head's in the right place.

Gane will eat cement

Gane fight in the world

>>151504606
It’s also worth mentioning that his resume includes some of the greatest heavyweights in MMA history. Truly impressive.

>>151503599
say that to my face, faggot

they changed the embedded thumbnail

>>151504990
he's walking like a toddler with a full diaper

Why can't tom draw

this is mma
this is art

>>151505112
He drinks quite a bit of coffee but it's his opponents that have a tendency to crash later in the day. Cheers

>>151504990
poor poor little Strickgape.

>>151503708
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Tom is a quitter

Cyril burgles Turds

>dubai fight week coincides with the global zutt awakening
wew lad

>>151505152
if meryl streep saw this she'd dampen the seat

If Gane wins i'll shoot the fucking dog

>>151505704
Easy work for Bon Gamin.

>>151505704
that's it Im going Gane now

>>151500882
No need for 5 rounds Gane will get Asspain out of there in under 2 (minutes that is).

>>151500886
>>151500898
No comparison in speed. Option 1 >>>>>> Option 2.

>>151505704
Gane

how would /heem/ beat ilia apturo?

>>151505704
I see Blaydes winning the inevitable trilogy.

>>151505704
mind you turdis blaydes ALWAYS jobs out and gets heemed by power punchers
mind you ciryl godne ALWAYS styles on power punchers

>>151505704
Trashspinall is such a dogshit striker KEK
Literally an even worse Ngannou

>>151502833
TFW Gane sleeps Aspinal

>>151505704
if he fights like this vs Gane he's getting KO'd

apparently mario bautisto and ricky simon are different people

>>151506476
we gotta seriously reconsider if whittaker was ever good

>>151502954
Izzy looks crazy fast here

>>151506588
He was back when he was champ. Now he just racks up "good" wins so his ranking never drops.

>>151506588
I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.

im starting to lose hope in my dream of becoming the greatest fighter ever to compete in the ufc i would still heem everyone here but i don’t know if im cut out for the big show if im being really candidly honest with you all

>>151502954
Quite possibly the only good win ever.

if i train in the gym will i find an mma girlfriend?

>>151506783
bum closed his eyes and fluked a heem

>>151505704
Oh no....oh nononononono....

>>151506809
only if you’re a girl

>>151506809
Yeah but so will every other guy in the gym

>>151504685
I could see it. Some men eat glass to show their toughness, but eating cement is levels above.

there are no 'good' fighters, only good performances.

Is 4 hard sets enough

>>151505704
>OH NONNNN

>>151505704
BLOODY HELL

>>151507024
Yes

>>151507024
do 4 more

Asspinall dips his hands in shit to make them smell better

>>151506748
Josh Thompson was the only man to KO Nate Diaz

orange on a string vs a bucket of lemons

Just how brown are the posters itt

>>151507210
Let's just say Ian Garry wishes he could be me.

crocop vs fedor geriatrico boxeo.

chills

heem

Strickland would LITERALLY murder any of you shit talking weakling cucks if you said this shit to him IRL

>>151505704
Aspinall has extremely suspect defence but no one has been able to take advantage of it. Even Pavlovich couldn’t, so Gane is fucked.

>>151507405
What the fuck is he gonna do ? Volume punch me ?

>>151507355
why is she fighting with a bbl

>>151507239
Tom has more aura

>>151507432
THE pavlovich?

>>151507455
Strickland would knock your goofy ass out cold in 2 seconds

>>151507480
10x more power in his hands than Gane

Schizo fridgemode

>>151507518
Volkov beat Gane in the second fight and everyone knows it

>>151507562
I don't.

The footwork of Gane is gonna be a probrem for aspinal.

>>151507529
Autistic and ugly, she's a real double threat no wonder she made it so far at WMMA

>>151507171
That's stephen thompson finishing whittaker b...

>>151507529
Is that… a woman eating pretzels? So much schizophrenia.

>>151507562
The judges didnt and unfortunately thats all that matters

15 seconds

>>151507562
Gane is 2-0 against Volkov.

>>151507472
kek
why you guys bully him so bad?

the kody steele of england

>Gane broke his foot in the first 2 minutes against Volkov
>kept fighting and won the fight
Meanwhile Tomala....LMAO

>>151507562
Volkow hit Gane with the hardest punch he ever threw and didn’t even wobble him.

Ganeity

Everytime I see virna janjidoba I think about how Ariel jumped all over the retarded island boy meme and desperately wanted someone to walk out to island boy and the only one dumb enough to do it was that googley eyed favela monkey.

>>151507685
Split decision actually so one judge thinks volkov won. Doesn’t matter because Tom will end Gane in 30 seconds anyway.

>>151507814
She’s went full gammon

>>151507814
imagine the smell

Let us compare Tom and Gane’s records.
Tom best wins:
>Overeem’s leftovers
>Ngubu and Lewis’ leftovers (1-1)
>the decaying carcass of Arlovski, whom he almost got heemed by
Gane’s best wins:
>the MMA goat himself, Jon Jones
>prime Ngubu (kicked him out of MMA after humiliating him)
>prime Lewis, the man with the highest heem record in history
>prime Volkov (2x)

Tardspinall Jr. will get a similar tattoo on his asshole it will be called "The black hole" because after Gane heems his tard father all he will think about is BBC

>>151508133
>>151508137
TDS

To think that poor Hasbulla’s first time getting sexual attention from someone was from Jon Jones

Tom Does Suck

>>151508260
How long are you gonna talk about Jon Jones penis?

>Bonjour Madame Aspinall. If you want a non-retarded son.... you, my hotel room, NOW
SOON

fights gonna be closer than you guys think

>>151508571
Yeah they're gonna be close to each other ha

remember when Fernand when up to Tom and lifted him up by the cuff of his shirt and menacingly held his fist in front of his face until Tom apologized for ignoring Gane's callouts on the networks?

>>151508408
Until the world knows he likes little boys

>>151507210
Constant waves of shit

As a long time Ganeboy, I disavow Slovenia and all of his posts.

>>151508606
That never happened

While we talkin and I tell you to shut up. Do you think its wise for you to keep talkin?

Why don't shoe companies just make the shoe fabric on the sides come down OVER the mid sole of the shoe, to HIDE the fact that they're platformers made for midgets? Why aren't short bros more embarrassed to be seen wearing platform shoes than they are to be seen as short?

>>151508754
As a longer time Gane scholar i can only say you should kill yourself faggot

gane got dropped by le shoe man which is a lot worse than getting doctah stoppaged by blaydes. shoey is a lot more retarded than blaydes which is saying a lot. the only reason that gane still has a career is shoeyvasa was too retarded to swarm him

>>151508959
You can’t put fabric on a sole, also just stop being insecure. Mike Tyson and DC were 5’10.

>>151508959
>oh my god what will people think of.me oh my god oh my god
The average lanklet truly is a cucked npc subhuman LMAO

Larry Finks main event FC (ufc) is absolute goyimslop

>>151509044
I actually have reasons to live thank you.

Luke "Your Milage May Vary™" Thomas

>>151505704
tomalabros.. wtf

damn I hate to agree with spammy but worrying about height is gay as fuck simply heem

>>151509078
Gane tanked that shit. Aspinall would’ve went to sleep.

>>151507529
Looks like a homeless methhead.

Luke "Reading the Tea-Leaves" Thomas

>>151508133
Do Ganecel's live in an alternate reality where Jon Jones didn't absolutely embarrass Gane? And where Gane didn't get wrestlefucked by Ngubu?
And where his win over Volkov was legit and not a robbery given to him because he was the darker skin fighter by the worst MMA judge in history?

Luke "87 confirmed kills" Thomas

UFC White House will be Larry Finks masterpiece.

>>151507472
Tom has no aura. He is a charisma black hole. That's why the UFC couldn't care less if he wins or loses.

Brian "Cuervo© The Tequila That Invented Tequila™" Campbell

Still funny that the Rock made a movie on that gay faggot Mark Queer the steroid machine that no one watched because no one watched any of his fights

>>151509214
I'm afraid the GDS is terminal.....

I have always hated John Anik, somehow nonetheless I find his brother is completely tolerable on commentary.

And no it's not even the fact he does all the ad reads and stats, I just particularly dislike that individual person. He is loathsome, I would never trust my family around him long term. Disgusting little freak that John Anik individual is.

Gane lasting longer than he did against Jon is the absolute best you can hope for btw

>>151509533
HA-ha

>>151509214
>Jon Jones didn't absolutely embarrass Gane?
Gane won by submission in the first round.
>And where Gane didn't get wrestlefucked by Ngubu?
It is true that Ngannou had to resort to wrestling in the later rounds of the fight due to Gane’s vastly superior striking, however Gane adjusted and ultimately won the decision in round 5.
>And where his win over Volkov was legit and not a robbery given to him because he was the darker skin fighter by the worst MMA judge in history?
Gane has outclassed Volkov twice in MMA, earning him clear decision victories. To believe that these fights were judged based on skin color is racist and foolish.

>>151509387
They should have made a movie about his brother Nick, nobody wants to talk about Nick Kerr's or their life of poverty and crime.

>>151509401
>going life and death with Volkov

Why is Sweden awake?

Slit John Anik's throat when he isn't looking. We must Kill that Disgusting. little. freak. Immediately, YUCK!! Fact!

You now remember Dustin Hazelett.

>>151509660
>Gane breaks his foot and wins
>Tomala bruises her knee and cries and shits herself

>>151509736
Actually, no.

Dillion Danis did better boxing Jake Paul than any of you fat weirdos, who would get stopped probably round 1 maybe 2 if you're bigger or train some, of we're being entirely honest here.

>>151509762
Broke his MCL, ACL and meniscus

>>151509638
C. Kyle bodied that freak

>>151507519
Be that as it may... Let's not forget Gane beat Tom's punch power score multiple times. Clearly Gane is in it for sport and to show the levels. Tom is trying to go all in in the first. This just suggests Tom has no real skill and would gas by the 3rd. Aspinall is just a gambler, which has worked on the cans he's crushed so far. Gane's skill is scalable. Tom does have a toughness in that he's not afraid to play russian roulette, but that lack of fear will be his downfall, I do fear sadly as I am afraid...

Other fighters usually just let themselves get caught by a shitty choke or something and tap, RDR just had the sense to quit between rounds like a gentleman. Honestly? Respect.

>>151509762
>Oi me fookin knee.

>>151509971
In that moment Tom is thinking about 2 things; his broken knee, and his poor son back home. Poor guy, imagine the waterworks if Gane defeats him. Oh dear oh dea ...

>>151509078
Tai is a more skilled striker than Tom

>>151509794
Yes, actually.

Glad that the TDS will end soon with Gane getting flatlined

Tom Does Suck

>>151509895
Broke his bussy*
Ftfy

What do we live for after Gane vs Tom? Food for thought

What's the prop odds on Gane going for a heel hook submission this weekend?

Tomala Dick Sucking

>>151509582
Tom wouldn't last 1 round with Ngannou >>151505704 and that's just a cold hard fact. He only has success against HWs because they are stupid enough to throw back big bombs early. Notice old ass Arlovski was able to avoid the heem by being barely calculated on the feet.

>Gane we cannot lose

Gane: Goes for a backwards heel hook, IMMEDIETLY pulls guard

You are now reminded of Martin Kampmann.

>>151509582
that'll still be a story win for ol' bonesy i lament fearfully

I might slide up on your block with intelligence

Bro the FUCK is blud doing here??

>>151510415
Ngannou literally watching him thinking "What does this guy know that I don't know?"

look what happened when Tom's knee bent the correct way in the Blaydes fight, now imagine Ciryl torquing Tom's knee in the correct direction with all his might

>>151510478
Imagine Tom arrives late due to a series of footwear failures while transporting his family to the event. Food for thought.

I feel my hole life has been building towards Gane vs Tom

Seriously why the FUCK is Dan mirgliotta so god damn retarded and WHY hasn't he been fired already? God DAMN motherfucker!

Good googily-moogily my nigga, KILL YOURSELF!! Fact!!!

>>151510617
true an also true

>>151510584
Big Dan is a wild card, just enjoy the madness b

>>151498739
Unless medical science has accelerated, my first thought is his knee is a ticking time bomb.

>Gane
Wins

>Tom
Loses

It's that simple

Project Pat
An nigga
Thats down for his town mayne

Hmm...I believe that's true, yeah and also true I think.

>>151510696
Talmbout

WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE IT JUST DONT STOP

I see you postin in the thread but I ain't see you check in fool. Think it's time for you to learn a lesson homie

Vaporized that Jaffa

>>151510772
Don't Do it OG!

>>151510415
Making a calculated decision to win on the judges scorecards, knowing that they score submission attempts. UFC even made them an official stat (sub attempts) on their official records, along with strikes landed/takedowns/knockdowns.
He didn't calculate that Niggubu's le migrant story would have the power it did over the reddit judges.
Lets not forget Tom has tapped to heel hooks... Chilling as it may be to remember...

>>151510813
Damn I wish I could read this post

>>151510772
OG, NO!!!!

I fear to imagine the Bong’s meltdown when Gane wins this weekend.

>>151510772
Hoenstly? Respect

One the subject of torn knees. Why did Till never bother to get surgery to fix his knee during his stint in the ufc?

ill allow y'all to watch the ufc this saturday

>>151510932
Probably because hes a dumb shit for brains but thats just the opinoin of most of Earth

>wanted a black to be champ over a white
Couldn’t be me

>Tom FINALLY gets the knee surgery he's been needing for years
>gets out of the hospital bed and takes a step forward
>*squish*

No need to ask
He's a Smiff Operator

>>151510932
He's got like half a dozen children scattered around the world to pay for and a cocaine addiction. He can't afford surgery.

>>151511101
>Tom FINALLY gets the knee surgery he's been needing for years
>gets home opens the door and steps on a Lego his mong child has left on floor crumples to ground in agony...

>>151511101
>>151511209
T.D.S.

Tom Does Suck

crazy to think that gane is going to get flushed in locktober

>>151511271
Anti-Gane Propaganda (AGP)

let's be real if Tom and Gane docked, we all know whose foreskin is wrapping over whose

what ever happened to the OKAY I PULL UP argentina

>>151511144
Hoyl based Sade weemer

>>151511596
I heemed him the poor little lad.

lol Bacon Double Hamdy Burgers is an actual thing

>>151511271
is this ai

>>151511688
her best track is "No Ordinary Love"

>>151511729
“Hang on to your love” clears.

>>151511729
Oh for me? For me pearsonally imho opinoin its Frankies First Affair

Sade? more like Gane

Tom lose Tom lose

>>151511850
Fuck you

>>151511868
fuck you bitch, take this

I aint EVER wearing no gunny sack

>>151508133
>the mma goat
reyes, santos and hammil's leftovers
>magumbo
lewis leftovers
>lewis
Big Country's leftovers
>prime volkov
*

>>151497634
L E V E L

Chat is this true

>>151512472
that's not what the table says

Farted in this white womans mouth at Best Buy today. She ask me for phone and I say wait. When she crouched and yawning looking at USB cabble? Then I air pood into her face. She tasted pure bunghole. Her husband? Powerless. Me? I got comission from sale. Happy Diwali bitch.

>>151512821
The Benchod of Brampton

PooFC shite week

Nah fuck that!

Fuck who?

Do you think if you spitroasted Hasbulla with Jon the tips of your wieners would touch? That might make things a little gay

>>151513238
I yearn for that.

>>151513238
I've been conditioned by the hasbulla poster to think of literal spitroasting when I read that
very confused for a second

Just had sex for a second time.

>>151513386
His name?

>>151513387
Tom "Galactic Throat" Aspinall

>>151513395
You must be a woman then

>>151513420
heard it bowlth ways b

How about jacuzzi jacuzzi

To be fair to Jones he was cooped up with Russians in a house for maybe months without sex. If little Hasbulla was wrestling with me in that environment I couldn’t guarantee that I wouldn’t pop a boner.

>>151513386
Wowee this is really great. I'd celebrate with you if I was in town. This calls for Champagne or something.

Very important event!

>>151513450
shakira shakira

>>151513480
Yeah boyy :)

That Santos guy was like a zombie, weird though because he moved really fast but somehow had the energy if one. Eerie guy, wouldn't want to fight him

>>151512472
lmao nice job cutting of your first qualifier of the conversation

AND THE NEW
>>151393930
>>151393930
>>151393930

Bet your blouse on tom
Then when you lose, you'll be forced to stop dressing like a girl lol

>>151513600
>6 day old thread
Crazy to think this meme started when /box/ had active threads. Kek at how far you've fallen... It'd be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.

>>151513618
Boxing isn’t as popular with thirdies as MMGay is

>>151513612
Holy shit

HAHAHAHAHAH

the average /box/ thread is longer than the average permanent shutdown of 4chan

>>151513623
I don't think boxing is really popular with anyone

>>151513623
for me it's the blk 50 yr old uncs on /box/. sometimes i go there just to say chisora sucks, knowing I'll get back a revved paragraph talmbout how he's gonna be the champ again cuh he age like fine wine. one even called me 'young man' before

>>151513681
>>151513681
>>151513681

>>151505704
https://youtube.com/shorts/sCs4T3XkoKc?si=tRfyMzNX_E8hnSmd
why doesnt this guy post the finishing sequence anyway

>>151513682
Not the thread.

New
>>151513889
>>151513889
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>>151510584
You're an idiot, Dan is a good guy