Thread 151519993

first for goals (Arsenal) PLS

The referee has really fallen into the Atletico Madrid magic now

>”woaw great noise from the spanish supporters!!”
>*clap clap clap clap*

Eze should be grateful for how shit the fat Swede has been, he's pretty much done fuck all since joining as well.

>SHADDAP REF
based

i'm not about to watch on my phone. just gotta keep refreshing espn

Can the Fraud be sacked at half time?

>shartinelli
look at that action from gyökeres tho

lol shartinelli has missed two goals with his shoulder-header-miss
I do that shit at sunday league, come on lad

>+1
IS THIS REF TAKING THE FRICKING PISS
END THIS SHITSHOW

Why couldn't any of those chances land at gyokeres feet.

>Shartinelli
Not a great chance and probably was offside anyway
The fucking open play attacking is downright atrocious. No chance >we win the league playing like this.

>only game without a goal tonight
-.-

0-0 to the Arsenal

At attacking today has been brilliant, they just need to be clinical. Feed Gyökeres.

this ref will do a madness second half

>>151520095
No never

>>151520151
I was wondering if he's purposely trying to put players off. Like the zubimendi booking when he was just getting into the game and winning balls.

way too slurpy this match lass

Eze needs to do more to convince me that he should play in the middle.

I've watched atletico in the CL this season and they usually come on strong towards the end but the game opens up a lot more, so saka and co should get way more chances towards the end

seriously though, how are we supposed to beat your PSGs, barcelonas, bayern munichs etc playing like this?
not a nice thought.

>>151520222
I agree. I thought he would be a great finisher on cut back passes from our wingers but I forgot that our wingers can't cross or pass at all.

Gyökeres looks heavy today I must agree. And so does Lewis-Skelly and Declan Rice. Hincapie and Norgaard in 2nd half? Merino on as striker?

>>151520274
by being tighter than Satan’s areshole at the back and scoring from a dead ball.

>>151520232
>saka and co should get way more chances towards the end
To do the same shit they've been doing for the past 45 minutes? Oblak could have gone for a smoke break and these cunts still wouldn't have scored.

>>151520292
Same as every other game

>>151520274
They haven't had a shot on target while we've had 8 shots with 2 on target. If we played those teams and limited them to 0 shots going into half time we're doing something right. Just need to take the chances.

>>151520292
mhmm
>>151520338
yes but we've been sloppy in taking these chances for a while now, we should've improved our efficiency from open play.
also that raya fuck could have easily put us 1 nil down

my prediction of two Gyok is being derailed

arse vs ass to mouth

>>151520222
>>151520285

>deluded Shartsnal fans thought they were signing the Nigerian Iniesta from 13th place Crystal Palace

>>151520398
Just noticed that kek. You're a bigger coombrain than me

If >we go another season without a proper trophy because players either can’t finish their god damn chances or Gyökeres being a total flop I’m very disappointed.

Timber might as well cut inside and take a shot. One of them's got to go in, right?

You can tell timber played 90 mins 2 days ago. He's got no conviction in his game.

Only Calafiori would have the balls to take a shot like Alvarez. Every single other player is too scared of Arteta.

dirty thug Poois-Smelly can't control himself

Surprised they didn't give a penalty. Lewis-Skelly usually gets maximum punishment for nothing

>open the Eternal Arsenal thread
>they're talking about Calafiori's balls

I CAN'T SCORE

gyokofnothing getting in the right positions at least

This swedish homo is literally allergic to the net kek

these fucken long throws are dogshitq

GABBY

how does the ref show yellow for zubimendi for protesting but not for llorente?

BIG GABI

BIG GAB IS INEVITABLE

Set Piece FC - Here we go

There’s the set piece goal. Fastward to the final whistle now.

SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE

Fucking absolute kek
Get this knobhead off lmao

went for a piss and fucking missed it hahahaha the only minute i missed

Glad >we scored but it’s ANOTHER dead ball situation, come the fuck oooooon.

They left Big Gab completely unmarked.

>>151520585
>how does the ref show yellow for zubimendi for protesting but not for llorente?
Llorente doesn't play for Arsenal

A set-piece goal!?

SET PIECE AGAIN O-LAY O-LAY

MASHALLAH ALAHAMDUILLAH

BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI

Game should open up now

Batter these cunts on the counter come on. They're throwing everything forward

>>151520626
yes brother, allah will steer the boat but we must row

1-0 to the arse anal

Need a healthy GD, everyone else is smashing their opponents.

>>151520613
shows our tactic is working

>>151520634
>1-0 to the arsenal regens
>opening up a game
>>151520673
>1-0 to the arsenal regens
>healthy gd

set piece ourselves into a trophy

>>151520684
It means atletico will stop parking the bus like the jammy cunts they are

>>151520685
Jesus wept, the football is dire

>>151520634
Yeah, somehow >we're fucking wide open.

>>151520692
all I hear is a parking spot has opened up for the arteta bus

Bring the bus out lads
Total terrorist ball incoming

Set Piece Goals are the most big brain Arteta Out fools wouldn't get it

One crossing chance and it is better than anything we created the whole game from plenty of chances.

Bring on mosquera for timber

>3 at the back for atletico
enter gyökeres

OLE OLE OLE
MARTINELLI

MARTINELLI

THAT RUN BY SKELLY OMG

OH MY DAYS WHAT A GOAL

CALIFORNIA COULD NEVER

SHARTINELLI

>>151520696
I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future

Worldy

SKELLY TO NELLI

>>151520719
The only Big Brainteta elements that ABA's don't get is the impotent attack, otherwise it's all elementary stuff.

Fucking yes Lewis-Skelly. You are absolved

>doubting lewis skelly
TARDS,TARDS THE LOT OF YOU

OTHER GABIIIII
OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI

skelly 2 nelli

Nice nice but I WANT A GYÖKERES GOAL FFS

Based MLS, makes up for all his terrible defending this game.

Heinze lol

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>all that moaning at the tail end of the previous thread
I know /arse/ loves to always moan, but you apologise now.

>>151520770
>>151520759
>>151520756
Thanks for the heads-up, my lads.

DID ANY1 SEE TETA SEETHING at the start of the attack kek

Gyökeres needs to start earning his fucking keep already. Everybody scoring apart from our striker

Arteta will be FURIOUS with Shelly doing that baka
BENCH THIS HOT HEAD FOR NOT PASSING SIDEWAYS!!

VAI TOMAR NO CU ATLETICO AQUI É BRAZIL PORRRAAAAAAAAA

GYOK

ahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhaha

all I ask for is one gyökeres goal

>>151520793
Here you go.

IT COUNTS LOL

BANE???????

>>151520802
No problem fren and GYOK NOW

GYOKERESSSS

lucky deflection but I'll take it

Based Gyökeres

>>151520833
SENT :^)

>>151520833
Ok

YESYESYES

>set-piece header
Can'tjumpkeres would never.
>running_pass_and_score
Noendproductkeres would never.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKEN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>make 20 substitutions
>immediately concede twice

>>151520855
>stole eze's goal

LETS GO SWEDEN

The absolver of Atletico.

GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG GYOKBANG

THE GREATEST GOAL EVER SCORED

Simeone really underestimated opening up against Arsenal

two more please, need that CL and league double top spot.

>>151520840
>>151520852
NO!

DESCULPEM-SE ANTI MARTIFAGS
APOLOGIZE

DID SOMEBODY SAY THE GAME IS WIDE OPEN???

gyokeres UNLOCKED now he'll terrorize crystal palace. triple captain here we go

One proper chance, one goal. That is a striker

GYOK AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

GTOKERESSSSHDHSJ

>>151520890
:)

Fuck me they're getting obliterated.

Arteta will furious with these open play goals
Especially passing the ball to gyok in the box. Heads will roll. The 2 set piece goals with barely calm him down.

KEK WHAT A COLLAPSE

probably not going in but oh well

>>151520904
>forgetting oblak's save

ORGASMIIIIIICCCC GOOOOO GYÖKERES

Why was the oldman saying 4 1 with his fingers?

lmao we are fucking them raw

>>151520949
This and the crying kid. Kino

I KNEEL

>scrappy chaos-in-the-box goal
Deflectionkeres!
Nocriticismallowedkeres!
Artetaknewkeres!
/Arse/provenwrongyetagainkeres!
Bracekeres!

he tapped it in with his cock

>off his hip
kek

>>151520925
>Hold me back senpai

WE WANT MORE

>>151520977
>nooooo not like that it doesn’t count!!

GYOKBANG

THE GREATEST STRIKER THAT EVER LIVED

SCORING BANGER AFTER BANGER

>>151520963
Gyokeres is no. 14 I assume

>scored with his Big Scandi Sausage
Impressive.

Gabi 1 goal 1 assist. And as a cb as well

HINCAPIE AND NWANERI ON

is there a more soulful player than gabriel in football right now?

I blinked and suddenly it's 3-0

Haramball has been thwarted

>>151520948
On the toe poke? That was not a proper chance lmao.

>>151521018
gabi man of the match

>>151521014
oh fuck thats right, my brain was fixated on the 4 0 scoreline

>Nordfraaud
It's over, innit.

martinelli has been motm for me

>>151521031
it goes fast in hockey

>>151520931
Skelly never seeing the field again after that run

>all the haramball memes leading up to this
nah, 4-0 thumping thanks

>>151521038
but his deflected goal was? lmao

>>151520977
Seething.

yeah just leave saka on mik good decision

arteta cutting off the hot water was a stroke of genius

Fucking cunt tried to leave one on gyokeres there

>>151521071
kek

>>151521071
Heard he also put meth in the food to make them run faster

>stokesian murdeball commences
>sharteta leaves saka on

>>151521071
rumour has it it was ben white

>>151521116
Wenger could never

>>151521060
>implying I could ever be mad at Arsenal winning
Come on la, just a bit of banter.
>inb4 coping
pls

yooo was that a shot on target

>>151521140
NOOO, MY GOTx

This is all well and good but I want to Bayern game already.
They're in top form too. It's gonna be a great match.

>>151521122
>You must play all the games.

set piece again?

>>151521122
It is in Saka's contract that he plays every second of every game. Not much the manager can do.

>amazon prime stream is advertising the fucking game in nov 25th
fuck is wrong with these cunts

kek vik is getting in their heads

This le Normand shitter has kicked the ball away twice and made some dirty challenges yet hasn't been booked

>>151521194
Anglophobia ruins European competitions

>>151521122
Who's going to come on for Saka? Madueke is injured, Nwaneri came on for Eze, Dowman isn't in the squad.

Everyone was so happy for the Gyokster.

Coach Beard!

well in big dick vik

>ben shite in
ok lads, time to end the evening early.

Gyokeres, what a player. Never doubted him

>Merino for Gyok
lol

HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK
HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK
VIKTOR GYÖKERES
HE SCORES WITH HIS DICK

>>151521215
just bring on another CB

we cannot concede

>>151521194
He was booked earlier and the ref is a soft pussy who won't red card a retard for only kicking ball.

so this is the team that Real Madrid lost at home to

remember when atleti were actually good

Atleti need some new players
these man have long since past it

just fuck my shit up senpai

he comes from sweden with a flannel on his chest

>>151521298
The ref is giving them soft fouls like he's trying to protect them when he isn't giving the same our way.

like vampire tasting blood for the first time
we are so back

>>151521388
he looked a proper geezer with his hair slicked back don't know why he stopped

Bit late lads so I apologise
BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC
TWO GOALS AS WELL
Turning off those Instagram comments was the best decision he's made. One day of 0 social media toxicity got us 2 goals. Imagine what a few months of 0 toxicity from social media could give?

>>151521395
>>151521251
I blame you

how did this team bully real at the Bernabéu?

>>151521413
His hair celebration was kino though…

Nwaneri has been so fucking good

>>151521446
the real answer is la liga is in a decline

>>151521482
Always was

>>151521447
True but he shut them up with that and now shut them up again.
Maybe you're right, Arteta should let him read the comments every other game and cut him off and he'll bang in 2 goals the next match

i love (football) terrorism

Inter and Arsenal still goals conceding in line with last season.

>>151521509
Kek

>google ucl table to check
>get this shit

>>151521503
this lad had ribs removed so he could suck his own knob

>>151521446
They weren't scared to attack real. They looked shook of going forward for most of the match. All their attacks combined make up like 5 mins of the game. Otherwise they were just sitting back.

>>151521509
I highly doubt any football player reads comments on social media anyway. The hair thing is probably something one of his non-footy mates caught and told him and the closing of comments was probably because of hate and unproper comments.

That is my take.

FOUR NIL TO THE ARSENAL
FOUR NIL TO THE ARSENAL
FOUR NIL TO THE ARSENAL
FOUR NIL TO THE ARSENAAAAAAAAAL

>>151521528
yes very british good sir

>>151521493
Beautiful

>>151521539
Works on my machine properly. Sounds like a skill issue.

PisSG statpadding today. Same for Inter.

>>151521566
Algorithm based? Kinda offended google would dare think I watch women's ball desu

>atleti actually registered a shot on target
concerning sign about arsenal's defensive fragility

>>151521573
lmao that's a lot of goals and red cards, proper footy night

>>151521602
It wouldn't have counted if the ref blew his whistle earlier because he brought the play back anyway. If its counting that Gallagher shot as a shot on target.

>>151521602
ARTETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151521556
Nah, a lot of modern footballers definitely spend time on social media. People think it's all handled by PR agencies but you can tell by the way they comment on something or like certain posts or respond after a goal or whatever. Even Salah has gone on there to shut up scumbag fans.
Besides, if he wasn't reading it then he'd literally have 0 reason to block them. Unless you think he still has notifications on for whatever bizarre reason but just won't read the actual comments which seem unlikely.

why has neverkusen become so bad so quick? yeah they were stripped for parts but they should've been able to reinvest the ridiculous sums people paid for their people

>there are teams all over the world conceding goals RIGHT NOW
Couldn't be us

>>151521652
ten hag sabotage

>>151521652
They got Ten Hag in and haven't mentally recovered
Plus it's hard to replace like 8 players in one go.

what podcasts does raya listen to during the game to stave off utter boredom?

Kek

>>151521673
>>151521677
jesus, why would they got him, did they not see manure?

>>151521687
Fucking google. I have never searched for or watched women's footy

LADS, what a game.
luv martinelli
luv saka
luv gyokeres
'ate le normand
simple as
i like how the team went at them in the second half.

>>151521701
fucking lmao

Arsenal in all comps this season:

12 matches
25 goals scored
3 goals conceded

+22 goal difference.

based gabriel has learnt english

This guy Saka runs a lot.
Maybe the manager should give him some time to rest a little

next thread needs to be a picture of gyokeres scoring with his gyok

I NEED more Gyökeres goals.

>>151521728
need one to do the ears so we can get the three monkeys

lads. so i can compare my memory to a sort of average as i have a TBI. if you were asked to right now without looking, could you remember every fixture and result we've had so far this season in all comps?

>>151520406
you're a liverpool fan lol

>Zubimendi suspended in the next match
>Rice one yellow card away from getting suspended against Bayern
Who do we start in midfield against Slavia Prague? Norgaard-Merino-Eze?

>>151521777
it is only 10+ games in so i think i can get to 80%
i prob missed the milk or fa cup games

>>151521777
Without looking, no absolutely not. But if I had the list of results in front of me I can recall what happened in them sure

>>151521632
I'm not saying the comments were blocked for no reason. Whoever is handling his social media is probably reading and if the comments would be hateful or threatening towards Gyökeres + family then I can see the comments being shut down.

But yeah, I don't use social media much myself so maybe I am self inserting. Young uns live there so maybe they will stay there even if they are a public figure.

>>151521701
>1 year ago gyokeres was at sporting seething over gabriel doing his celebration
it's funny how things change in just one year

>>151521819
a lot of people legit should get rid of social media if they want good mental health. the algo is designed to fuck your mind up
i mean im still pretty addicted to using internet, but i do a lot of shit on it not just social media

>>151521701
somebody post that awful martinelli attemp at copying this, lmao

>>151521852
>a lot of people legit should get rid of social media if they want good mental health
I agree. I think this place is enough for degrading my life so I wouldn't be able to add more

>>151521799
>>151521808
thanks. this is what i can remember idk if it's right or if it means i'm retarded why you'd care to know but oh well
i worry a lot about my brain. it's all hazy as fuck

west ham won 4-0
man city won 2-1
liverpool lost 1-0
man united won 2-1
fulham won 1-0
feel like we played chelsea and newcastle maybe as well

bilbao 1-0
olympiakos 2-0
atelicaco 4-0

Why was Goykeres so shy about celebrating after scoring the first goal?

Gyökeres brace against Palace. You can't stop the Gyök. It's ögre for them.

>>151521884
the manure game is only 1-0
man shitty is draw 1-1
the newcastle game we win 2-1 with a late goal
havent played chelsea yet
i think the rest is correct
maybe one game vs portvale or something and we won 1-0?

>>151521852
>>151521701

>>151521884
>>151521931
oof yeah i looked it up after. it's over

>>151521652
They are trying to recover from what they literally called the worst manager and coaching they have had in their entire club history

>>151520313
>>151520406
Lol

>>151521777
Maybe
United 1-0
Leeds 5-0
Forest 3-0
Liverpoop 0-1
City 1-1
Newcastle 2-1
West Ham 2-0
Fulham 1-0

Portvale, can't remember when, maybe between Leeds and Forest or after Forest? 2-0

Athletic Club 2-0
Atheltic Bilbao 2-0
Atheltico Madrid 4-0

Can't quite place when the CL matches happened either

>>151521951
but why and who made the decision to even get him to begin with? it boggles the mind

would

>>151521964
>mong thought we played atheltic twice
discarded

>>151521971
is that third kit?

>>151521964
thanks, yeah i think you got everything right.

>>151521687
ridiculous statpadding

>>151521971
Her hairline starts unusually far back

>>151521941
yeah. didnt you ask us about this couple times days ago already? :^)

>>151521819
Tbf, a lot of these footballers are pretty young. Gyokeres is only 27. Millennials pretty much had every single social media platform thrown at them so it's not that surprising to see even professionals get sucked into it.

>>151521990
>>151522017
Oh lmao it was Olympiacos. I always think Bilbao and Club are two separate clubs.

>>151521573
>Psv-napoli 6-2

>>151522045
>Gyokeres is only 27
i think he is early genz, genz is 1997 to 2012 and he was born 1998

>>151521939
Based retard

>>151522076
how the fuck
didn't kevin de bruise go there?

obviously the treble/quad would be ideal but if you had to settle for just one piece of silverware which would it be?

martinelli is the answer to the question what if thierry henry were mexican

>>151522088
Yeah, I think you're right. 1996 seems to be the cut off generally. It's even worse for them desu. Not as bar as whatever is after GenZ, Gen Alpha or whatever, but still.

>>151521753
WTF Big Vic the Gyok with only 8th (5th in Arse) distance covered!? What a FRAUD!

>>151522129
EPL

>>151522133
>as bar
As bad*

>>151522129
CL

>>151522115
Reigning italian champions btw.

Palace
Brighton
Burnley
Slavia Prague
Sunderland
Sp*rs

Should win all 6

>>151522076
i thought conte was supposed to be a good defensive manager? without scotty too hotty mctominay that would'vre been even worse

>>151522158
Should not lose players due to injury in any of those 6 matches

>>151522129
>if you had to settle
I wouldn't

>>151522158
blunderland at the stadium of light seems like a possibility of a 0-0 but otherwise that seems about right

>>151522133
oh yeah, my younger brother who was born in 2000, he just miss out covid (graduated a year or 2 before it)
the ipad kids + covid and chatgpt combo ones after him are absolute cooked

>>151522191
is fortuna arena a decent pitch? midweek away games always seem like a danger for random injuries

>>151521792
>sandwiched between Burnley and Sunderland away, all before November international break

Yeah that slavia match should be the rotation match. But knowing arteta he's still gonna start rice for at least 45 minutes

>>151521732
Still currently the best defence in Europe.

>>151522185
Looks like they got a red but even so were down 3-1 by then, prolly had to open up to go for equalizers

>>151522289
90 minutes rice and saka incoming

>>151522235
Christ, I didn't even think the effect Covid would have had on kids in regards to social media. Even if by some miracle they weren't into it before, they pretty much got their hands forced by having to stay indoors all day and what better way to talk or chat or connect with your best friends other than through social media? Kids definitely aren't calling each other normally. They'll have their discords or their group chats or whatever.
And then there's Chat GPT/AI/the dead internet so when these kids branch out from their friends group and connect with other people, they might not even be real. It's actually fucking wild.
Sure hope we figure it all out but odds are we won't.

How is Gabriel the greatest goal scorer defender ever

>>151522328
>theres no more balding players except the king of em all damsgaard
Kinda sad i miss the terrible hair

>>151522320
kino

Enough is enough, Arteta OUT
what he has done to this club is a DISGRACE and an EMBARRASSMENT

>>151522397
true! 4 goals is enough for 4 games how dare he allow arsenal to not score 1 corner and then defend the lead for the rest of the match

>>151522397
You appear to be lost
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtetaOut/

AURA

>that little girl doing the gyokeres celebration as the cl music's playing and camera panning through the players
Need the webm

>>151522650
coldest celebration this season

>gabriel assisting gyokeres
Who would've thought...

>>151522876
What a low IQ mong

>conceding goals
ishygddt

What is this referencing?

>>151523088
someone farted

Atletico? They have a good player in Alvares sure, but when you see their badge in Europe, you know it's not serious

That Gyokores really gives defenders something to think about

>>151522650
Corner FC

>>151523095
Fartismelly

Liverpool lost so let's make this thread about them.

>>151523407
big cock gyok

For me it's Gabriel Heinze.

>>151523468
He fucked the ball into the goal

>>151523560
just know he had that shit shaking

>>151523391
Unironically more worried about Chelsea as title challengers in the pl desu, gonna be Arsenal vs City again, Liverpool are like watching emery arsenal this season

Liverpool

Where you Arteta Out clowns now.

>>151523875
He still needs to deliver a trophy this season.

mate it's been 1 game

>>151523889
He just won the "beat Madrid at home" trophy. Where you Arteta out lot now?

Iiliverpool

>>151523559
Yeah I want Heinze to fuck my bussy

>>151523875
Hopefully it's the start of a run rivalling post dubai arsenal couple seasons ago

Trossard got the raise but nelli is the one pulling out the G/A.

>>151523913
cute, keep her away from chileanon

>>151523559
that's obviously William Regal

Maybe should just play in La Liga.

>>151523913
Based

>>151523913
kek.

>>151524270
I've been watching these for a while and that husam guy seems to be getting more and more unhinged every week like he's way too in denial about everything that's happening in football and it's effecting his mental state.

I swear the "shot on target" was hitting the side netting, Raya was just bored.

>>151524270
That guy on the right in the thumbnail looks like one of those images you see of people killed by the cartel, there's just something about the lighting and his bloated complexion

>>151524805
he looks like a corpse

>>151524835
Yes, that's the gist of what I just said.

>>151524850
yes, that is the word I would use for it

>>151524151
Give me Barca in the knockouts pls

>>151524416
Top lad

Arsenal sources say that Heinze, who has managed five teams himself, is well-respected by the players, and someone who does not mince his words. They know he’s not at the club to mess around.

And insiders say his steely character has added to the firm defensive foundations already set in place at the north London club, which saw Arsenal concede the fewest goals of all Premier League sides in the 2023-24 (29) and 2024-25 (34) campaigns.

The Gunners are again defensively on track this season. Arsenal did not even face a shot on target in their last two league matches (the wins over West Ham and Fulham). It is the first time this has happened since November 2003 - and that campaign ended with the title.

>>151527331
Peak soul

apologize

>>151527435
sorry

i never doubted gabi

>>151522355
Mbeumo could grow his hair out and complete the “full homeless” look with that big bushy beard

>>151527435
For what? I only shit on hacks like odefraud and gaysus

>>151527266
Need to win something this year. Even eternal 4th place, tiki taka Wenger nabbed those 2 FA cups and they were shit defensively.

is it okay to say i miss havertz

I can't be the only one that thinks Jokeres had a fraudulent brace

>>151528773
yea dat nigga was good.

>>151528780
I just don't understand how he's still so chubby while running ~10km most games.

>>151523298
cronaldos tsuu bullshit is so over

where's hongkong brit anon?

blimey >we are actually good wtf

why we stopped issuing those apology forms.png that we always used?
yesterday(and even now) was/is a perfect opportunity for someone to edit a gyokeres apology form, and an MLS apology form.

how flukey was that first gyokeres goal? or was it pure precision and calculation? couldn't get a good angle on it on the replay at the time

>>151529179
He didn't even want to celebrate it, that should tell you.

>>151529196
He said in the post-match that he thought it was offside on shartinelli, that's why the celebration was hesitant

>>151529179
he is shit, we should get rid. Same for Shitvertz, Ødefraud, Ben Shite, Poois-smelly, Shartinelli, Drossard, Ezshit etc.
And take the Pep cone placing Stoke-wannabe Arteta with them.
NO ambition. WEAK mentality. He is destroying this club

>tfw playing CP will be twice as hard as playing Atletico
need another Gyökeres brace pls

>>151521493
Need a Heinze version of this

>>151529179
Just consider that havertz probably tried to pass it in that position and gives it away or jesus tries to dribble with it and also gives it away.

>>151529784
That would be a certain goal if it falls for Jesus in that position. He is good in tight spaces if he gets control of the ball. I agree that Havertz would probably try to pass it back to Eze for an assist.

>>151529803
Jesus will try too hard to dribble the ball and take too many touches only for the ball to end up being cleared

To think this club employed sterling and zinchenko last season still haunts me a little

>>151530055
arsenal in the 2024-2025 was very unserious

honestly surprise we were 2nd, the league was shit

>>151530055
Zinchenko had his flaws but putting him in the same bracket as Sterlel is just disrepectful. Zinchenko and Jesus are a big part of why the club shifted from being top-4 contenders to title contenders.

>>151530061
I wonder if the long term plan was always to splash the cash in the 25/26 window, which means we purposely did fuck all in the window last season. Like the PSR rules refreshing in the recent summer window or something. Because Liverpool did fuck all in the window last season too. Or maybe kroenke and henry are in cahoots.

>>151530086
I said last season. He was alright like 4 years ago. He's been on the decline for years and should've been binned off a long time ago if we were a serious club who cared about having the best players in every position. He became a liability and a passenger. I still remember him completely failing to defend against salah at anfield 2 years ago.

>>151530104
He was objectively a big upgrade for us in the 22/23 season. In the 23/24 season, he dropped off so we signed Calafiori the following summer. In 24/25, Zinchenko was mostly a depth option that only really saw gametime because Calafiori got injured (and even then, he got limited minutes if other players were available). And in 25/26, he's been shipped off to Nottingham Forest on loan.

The club has identified that he declined and moved him on relatively swiftly. I don't understand what you feel the need to whine about here.

>>151530049
Nice.

>scoring when youre 2 nil up
jokeres is still on fraud watch

What did pathetico mean this?

>>151530223
He's been on the decline for 2 years at least. No serious club keeps an injury prone, mediocre footballer and high earner at the club for that long.

>serious club
bait

>>151530487
>AFC Jason Bournemouth
what kind of ranking is this?

>>151530369
makes me so mad to see him play for us sane with ødegaard and Arteta in the dugout, we need to get rid, this club has turned into a joke!

>>151530450
I don't know what they were thinking leaving Gabi XL so unmarked for that first goal. Even ignoring the whole Set Piece FC shit, that's just a rookie mistake to make in general.

>>151521819
> don't use social media much myself so maybe I am self inserting.
Really? You parrot the same talking points from X

>>151530049
Saved, well done anon

>>151530450
aura

lmao mongoloids talking about the players as if they're scouts or the coaching staff just for ball watching games on tv

>>151530788
Which talking points would that be?

Not that I am surprised. I hope most people on X is normal like me but I bet the retards over on X are just as retarded as the retards on here.

>normal
>x
Lol go back you say shit like you get your football "knowledge" from tiktok and fifa 26

Such an odd bit this guy is doing

Set pieces are the most efficient way to score against mid/low block teams, we'll get more open play goals when they realise it's futile.

/sp/ and others are SHOOK.

Crazy stat.

>>151531114
Getting a lot of goals from set pieces will do that I suppose. Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defender.

>>151531136
>Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defender
He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.

>>151531146
Nah, keep him at the "Spanish Inquisition" role.

>>151531146
>>Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defender
>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.
What a fucking retard hahahahahahahaha

Why's this anon so mad though.

>>151531146
>make a good left back into a left winger
this isn't football manager mate

>>151531146
>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender
he barely spends any time defending, weird take

>Why Gyokeres offers more than just goals to Arsenal
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz91nqnygv0o
I'm pretty sure the BBC has made this article at least 5 times within the last week or so talking about Gyokeres.

>>151531214
But the media is against us????????!!!?????!

>>151531056
It is the strangest form schizophrenia we've had in a while and that's saying something. Just so weird. Started noticing after the Livershit vs United game so I'm guessing that mind broke him.

>>151531146
>Englel fans be like why don't you just make TAA a CM
Ultimate Team ruined football discussion

>>151531146
>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.

>>151531250
go back

>>151531250
Yup, /epl/ got spammed so hard. I really dont understand how people can spend so much energy while achieving nothing.

>>151531311
Yeah /epl/ is just cringe Livershit Wirtz meme after cringe Livershit Slut meme.

>>151531323
couldn't happen to a nicer group of people

>>151531311
>I really dont understand how people can spend so much energy while achieving nothing.
It is genuine mental illness unfortunately. Normal people don't do this. Doesn't make it any less annoying or weird but that is the cause.

>>151531376
Make it less obvious who you are next time. Normal people don't spend their days trolling other fanbases no matter how gay they are. Leave it to the 13 year olds that just found Reddit for the first time.

Same type of tossers that send Saka death threats if he doesn't score that game.

>>151531414
what are you even on about?

>>151531461
That idiot thinks you and me are the same guy.

he's talking to himself

>>151531480
brit schizo is seeing ghosts

JFs need to leave

>>151531545
it's time for Arsenal to stop being the smelly mali club, they can go to shitterpool with pissak

>>151531546
alhamdulliah, as they would say

MAKE ARSENAL WHITE AGAIN

>>151531553
except the players, could do with keeping gabi, timber and saka

not liking 190kg's new gimmick

not a fan of homosexual avatarfags

Best defence in the league but we need to make it about liverpool somehow

>>151522129
all I want is the prem all I ever want is the prem

>>151522355
football is looks based now

>swedetard made that arsenal best team in europe ragebait thread just to get /sp/ to hate on us again
Stop it, dumbass

>>151531736
it's not me. most likely the chelsea autist

>>151531578
Me neither. Worst of all is that I fell for it. Naivety is nice and all but that 1% of the time it can be shit.

i don't want to use filters again.......(i also hate 4chanx)

>>151531820
>4chanx
I thought it died.

>>151531844
It did on Chrome anyway. But you can use its script by installing the Tampermonkey extension.

>>151531820
>>151531844
4chan XT is the new one

top of the league and it's gonna stay that way come may, give arteta another extension

>>151531851
Does Tampermonkey enable UBlock as well then? Cause I stopped using Chrome when they disabled it.

>>151531886
Shut up.

>>151531907
I'm using uBlock aswell with no problems.

>>151531907
drop chrome and use brave instead.

>>151531915
>bug lover
Fuck off scousaar

>>151521971
Who's she?

>>151531969
>Russian
she's a tvrckic bvll

>>151531969
It's the cat I love, not the bug.

>>151531922
Huh. Maybe it's time to go back to Chrome then. Thanks.

>>151531931
But I'm so used to Chrome

>>151532427
It's literally the same shit.

>>151532427
okay? then learn something new instead of whining like a woman.

>>151532536
Then why bother changing?

>>151532779
Because, unlike Chrome, it still supports Manifest V2 (read this as "your ublock origin extension and some other ones").

>/arse/ looking like /epl/
not a good look

>>151532886
Unironically this. Wtf is going on? No schizos in the next thread please, 190 is enough.

>>151532842
Ah, I see. Fair enough. Maybe I'll take a look.

>>151532886
Really? Ww

>>151523913
Based, but also, how did she know?!

what we watching tonight /arse/?

>>151534265
Nothing, I only watch Arsenal and international football.

>>151534265
Isak and Larsson plays in the Frankfurt - Liverpool game. The Swedes and the tiny chance of watching Liverpool lose a 5th game makes me go with this one.

>>151527266
>Arsenal sources say that Heinze, who has managed five teams himself, is well-respected by the players, and someone who does not mince his words.
So a hefty dose of "score sam fecking GOLS" at half-time is all that it requires, huh?

>>151529179
20% precision, 30% flukeness, 50% skill of knowing where to find oneself in opposition box in regards to the goal and the ball

not looking forward to the Buyern game

>>151534265
Gonna hatewatch lolpool bc I'm obsessed with them

>>151534551
That doesn't sound healthy. Maybe take a break from football tonight

>>151534625
nah I need to have things to post on twitter

>>151534642
Maybe take a break from that as well. Although I assume you are grown up and can make those decisions yourself.

>everyone dabbing on Liverpool
>we actually lost to that lot
ffs

>>151534908
Now look what you've done.

we're good at set pieces now it's over for you bozos

>>151520079
proper home-grown English slag this, not too smart, not too pretty, just right amount of Arse

>>151534705
you got rattled by the comment earlier huh, calm down

Minamino has missed three good chances against Spurs. Tottenham look really bad.

Now Mika Biereth came in.

>>151535559
>not having a clean sheet

The spurs hatewatch has been awful, what a shit game

>>151537842
>>151537842
>>151537842
new

migrate tards