Thread 151536756

arse

morning alfies

Good morning alf

Bummers and bloosers....

>>151537067
go saints btw

just realised that the social media and google/youtube account ban won't make its targeted users prove they're not underage, but make all users prove they are of age. every user will need to provide personal identity information to 'prove' their credentials of use. i'm glad that the afl has never demanded that i hand over private personal information to prove my identity when purchasing afl tickets and afl merchandise

>mfw crom
>mfw aints
>mfw bloosers
>mfw shats

>>151537753
go norf btw

>>151537676
>just realised
where the fuck have you been lmao

>>151538231
he's been living in denial since 9/11 and the patriot act innit lad

ella roberts big bust

>>151537917
actually should have put them in there too, norf is a complete joke

my facebook account is over 16 years old

>>151538424
I started mine in 2008.
Not long after i discovered 4chan btw

Any toastie gods in?

ASS

gonna get a morning walk in by the river. wagies wouldn't understand.

>>151537753
>mfw duns
>mfw fraudo
>mfw poot
>mfw shitney
>mfw greater western shitney

essendon bad

We (collingwood) are getting Butters and Ben King next year.

>>151540659
That will be 4 first round picks and Nick Daicos for butters thanks

>>151538375
Crisp

Hope Oscar Allen never wins a flag with bane, doesn’t deserve it, entitled, would enjoy watching that play out

The latest Carlton antisemitism controversy is the blues laying the culture ground work to lure Butters

>>151540930
Your team kicked him out. He would’ve stayed if you offered close to what Brisbane were but you wanted pick 2 more than him. Understandable with the state of the Iggs list but you really can’t blame him for leaving somewhere he wasn’t wanted.

>>151540930
sad and bitter twisted individual you are

>>151541056
>wasn’t wanted
he was made captain of the club, listen to yourself.

He wants a premiership but doesn’t want to put in the work and build up the iggs, just grift off an already successful club.

Just fold worst coast

fold freo, saints, and norf

footy needs a relegation/promotion system

fiery shits in a public bathroom

How does Toby pink do it, that girl is a porker

>>151541426
Could have had one if you go back to the late 80s and combine all the state leagues rather than just have the vfl expand and dominate.
Could have had soulful footy clubs from each state rather than soulless franchises like West coast or the crows or Gold coast

>>151541561
She used to be thin
Also better to marry her than a Nadia bartel situation

>>151541717
Yeah that’s fair

>>151541129
>he was made captain of the club
Might be because you have no other leaders at the club. He certainly wasn’t treated like someone that was wanted, or offered a contract relative to someone that was. You pushed him out for draft assets and now hold ill will towards him. What a sad person you are.

red and black team bad

Why are you guys so needlessly cruel to Chloe Pink?

>>151542368
thing is it's mostly women who rail on other women, but somehow men get the blame for it

>>151542395
trvke

>>151541176
>build up the iggs
He'll be 27 next year. By the time the Iggs are built up into a finals team again he'll be retired. Probably why they were happy to cash in and get pick 2 for him.

>>151542399
another dickhead fucking private school xavier cunt

>>151542399
Kek

>>151542395
Yeah, everyone that isn't retarded knows this.

Steven May be a bit of a bully

>>151542399
kek look at the edit history, they keep doing it

>>151542457
didn't imagine jack viney as the anime type

>>151542482
that's mean

>>151542428
Not all private school kids are dickheads

pussy wet pussy sweet
my yoni craves mickspergs meat

>>151542766
too old too slow iykwim haha

MICKSPERG UH
PAEDO YUH
TRANNY CUH

iykwim

>>151542410
he will retire at 28? oof unlucky must be that 46yo knee blowing up

>when you like a girls instagram post then notice this
oof

>>151543258
Lmao, hate watching their story only to realise they uploaded it within the last 60 seconds. I’ve done it multiple times with the same foid, they probably think I have notifications on for them or something

>>151543330
how else are you meant to perv on young ladies?

>>151543258
I dont use instagram

>>151543463
go outside you internet-brained zoomer autist

just discovered that gen Y and millennials are the same thing
never gave much thought to the whole boomer/gen whatever/zoomer bullshit because it's so fucking boring
it's like astrology for ageist redditors

>>151543658
Crisp meza

>>151543711
people under 25ish are obsessed with labelling and categorising everything and everyone as a consumerist tag by which to evaluate subjective worth

why did alf not discuss the bloosers mascot storming out of a bar mitzvah after finding out he was there to raise money for pissrael's army

then carlton sacking him for it

>>151543819
>wog or lebo lost a job
don't care

>>151543819
There was a comment or two yesterday evening.
Yeah pretty funny, their groups obviously reached out to Carlton to make sure he was dealt with

>>151543819
fair enough to sack him, he harmed the integrity of the carlton brand and it's not his job to advocate politically
>inb4 jidf moishe oy vey etc

>>151538375
bit fatphobic mate do better sweaty

>>151543206
>Iggsperg thinks his team is going to finals off the back of a one win season with a star-studded midfield of Tim Kelly, Elliot Yeo on one leg, Fat Reid and a pack of literal who uber-spuds

>>151543909
MY iggs are finals bound next year, mock my words.

>>151543923
>mock my words
Already did.

>>151538961
>he didn't discover 4chan before lifelog oops i meant facebook was revealed to be a cia op (please don't google lifelog and wonder why it conveniently somehow had the same purpose as a supposed website by a college student)

>>151543923
and by finals you mean the final positions on the ladder

>>151543206
>>151543923
Crisp

>>151543909
i don't think, i KNOW

>>151543952
This

>>151543819
weird how it's a free country until you have to bake a cake or support pissreal

WAFC contract dictates a WA premiership every 12 years
1994
2006
2018
2030

>>151543993
all going according to keikaku

>>151543993
Always lose granny first time back in the years prior so obviously a granny appearance in the next couple seasons coming up

Remember when they signed mcqualter as head coach lol

>>151544047
lol yep

Banefags so sad to witness

>>151544091
So true.

>>151544091
Not as sad as it will be for any Iggsfags that are expecting to play finals next year.

Fremantle's premiership window after winning an elimination final in 2022:
>2023 - finished 14th and missed finals
>2024 - finished 10th and missed finals
>2025 - snuck into the 8 in the final round and then choked in the elimination final
can't wait for 2026

As foretold in the prophecies

>>151544175
blah blah i want money and a preeemiership

>>151544139
Lovely work

>>151543819
Pretty funny how hes even doing a roman salute

the virgin glory hunters
the chad rebuilders

>>151544175
“I just want to win a premiership soon” is so much more honest and simple

>>151544193
>I get to go to a situation where I'm know that I'm really wanted
>really clear that they wanted me
>that's a great feeling for me as a person, for someone to really want to have you there
>I was like, 'why wouldn't I want to go somewhere where everyone really wants to have me?'

>>151544208
this tbph

Are footy players really that dumb that they move teams for a memeiership?

>>151544175
>the way they reached out and supported me, it made me feel like, ‘you know what, why don’t we take this plunge?’
Literally sounds like a wife trying to explain or justify why she started cheating

>>151544007
translator's note: what mean keikaku

>>151544221
yes, the shameless "ring chasing" and teamhopping to "superteams" like in the american nba have infected the afl
i hate americans and their cancerous cultural exports so much it's unreal

>>151544227
You were the abusive partner that he had to get away from. Now he's with someone that will treat him right.

you can't trade in culture and soul

>>151544204
Wtf I love Carlton now

>>151544264
Luckily for Brisbane they already had that in spades.

>>151544275
>had
yes

>>151544204
carlton's pandering to chuds a bit strong ay

>>151543923
Which teams can they even beat next year?

>>151544237
Christ, the guy that’s been offered free pussy from a jaded ex acting like he’s now the big guy on campus because of it, get real

>>151544278
They haven't lost any.

>>151544292
adelaide
brisbane
carlton
claremont
collingwood
east fremantle
east perth
essendon
fremantle
geelong
gold coast
greater western sydney
hawthorn
melbourne
north melbourne
peel thunder
perth
port adelaide
richmond
south fremantle
st kilda
subiaco
swan districts
sydney
western bulldogs
west perth

>>151544297
>offered free pussy
More like attracted it. Big Chad on Campus. Virgin Iggs wouldn't get it.

>>151544309
This is simply not true.

>>151544275
Not just the spades but the white players too.

mmm chinktoberfest poopshoots

>>151544328
Prove it.

>>151544338
>proving a negative
It's up to you to prove the positive assertion (that you made).

>>151544324
>alphabetical order with wafl clubs included
I respect this level of autism, credit where it’s due

Is the Brisbane-West Coast rivalry exclusive to /alf/? I have never seen it anywhere other than these threads.

Haven't seen him this happy in years
The new colours really suit him

>>151544351
The assertion first came when you said it was gone. Now prove it.

>>151544359
It's good to finally see him happy again. Poor guy has had a rough few years.

>>151544275
This is the original assertion pertinent to our conversation. You made the opening remark and claim. Justify your position. You made the first claim, back it up.

>>151544366
>>151544388

>>151544388
No, if you're going to make wild allegations that you can't prove don't get mad when people contradict them.

https://youtu.be/Vr-cAxAP4TE?t=21
Lots of good moments here kek
>0:58
remind me why was everyone clamouring to get pootraca again?

Straightest bane supporter

>>151544356
Iggs customers just mad knowing they're going to be AFL's bottom for the next decade.

oh i get it. the banesperg autism is just nrlsperg trying to protect qld from having the afl become the most popular sport there

>>151544417
an interesting theory
will need to put more thought into it myself

>>151544401
>No
Then we're done. You refuse to defend or justify your positions and I therefore have no reason to accept them.

>>151544417
it's all moot because in a decade the afl will take over queensland and in neglecting wa, nrl will take over there

>>151544417
I'm knowledgeable about footy. I am not the NRLsperg. I am glad to support the number one team in Queensland.

this brisbane sperg 100% has autism

>>151544435
go broncos! go nrlsperg!

>>151544428
Stop making wild allegations that you can't prove. Get back in your corner.

>>151544439
You're just saying that because every time you argue with him you end up seething and embarrassed.

>>151544442
>says the one making wild allegations he can't (or won't) prove

BRONCGODS for mine tbqhwy

nomming banesperg for the autist team

Heh, us iggs don't look so bad now do we

>>151544513
cope and seethe

>>151544359
He can make all this right by giving 200% for WA in the origin clash

Tim Kelly.

We're all iggsissies now

imagine have a meltie over the iggs when your team just won the grand final
how insecure can you be to punch down like that lmao, kwab

pissbane = muhummad
iggs = men of al zutt

>imagine have a meltie over the iggs when your team just won the grand final
>how insecure can you be to punch down like that

>>151544571
Kek

>>151544571
GOT HIM

>>151544572
now the feeble bitch is too scared to reply to me directly lmao

>>151544356
alf is the first place that has realised that it will be the iggs who end the bane reign, and it will happen far sooner than anyone's ready for

Honestly if West Coast win less than 3 games next year I'm going to kill myself.

>>151544587
kek v2

>>151544587
>deleted his post

>>151544616
yeah it had errors in the image and still does

>>151544390
Balls full of quality father son sperm

gashcroft sissies

aflw is a thing now and they aren't all bengt so who will be the first mother-son draftee?

>>151544675
The AFLW won't be a thing anymore by the time an AFLW player that's played enough games has a daughter old enough to play footy.
There will be plenty of father-daughters though.

would rather watch the a league than aflw (and i am)

who is brisbanes ruck when draper goes down round two?

>>151544665
This is west coast's biggest obstacle
Also the same issue melbourne has atm
Every pic I've seen of max gawn he looks like he wants to break down and cry

>>151544717
Two time premiership ruckman, Darcy Fort.

>>151544720
It would honestly be soul-crushing playing in massive floggings every week with no hope of getting better for god knows how long. I'm surprised more of their players aren't crying every week desu.

>>151544717
oscar allen of course (until he goes down in round 3)

Why arent you guys posting in /cric/?
Its cricket season now, football season is over

Who is West Coast's ruck round one if everyone is fit?

>>151544730
Which afl teams are playing cricket?

>>151544732
wes walley

>>151544730
Cricket is for faggots, Indians and faggot Indians.

This general discusses west coast too much, all because one autistic in here is obsessed with the fucking club

>>151544730
Cricket's a dead sport mate

>>151544745
West Coast supporters allowed to talk about their team.

>>151544730
You don't want me in cric mate shilling JHYE, bancroft and the scorchies

>>151544745
right? banesperg needs to give it a rest and focus on his own shit club

>>151544745
what club do you support

>>151544776
iggs

>>151544781
Can understand why you don't want to talk about them then.

>>151544791
I don't want to talk about it

I support the bulldogs
From the river to the sea
Trans lives matter

>>151544776
I dont support a club in the AFL, I did when I was a kid but I dont anymore

>>151544808
oh so your opinion is worthless then

/ayy/ tomorrow night lads

>>151544829
Crisp

>>151544745
>one
no, this is an iggs board, the rest of you are just visiting

>>151544829
nice mate, will drop in

See, the iggs faggot just cant stop

>>151544857
it's gonna be a long off season if you are in tizzy already over something so miniscule

be patient with him, he's new to the afl and it's obviously a change of pace from the broncos and nrl

>>151544857
I will be celebrating every Igger loss next year.

>>151544866
Nah im fine
>>151544876
Im not the banefaggot

>>151544901
*Banechad

>>151544909
behnchod

>>151544891
based jilted lover

i am a brisbane member but i am very fond of the iggs and would love to see them in finals again
why are interstate gigachads fighting? we should unite again the vicfaggot menace

>>151544665
iggs dynasty origin story

The NRL Grand Final was better than the AFL Grand Final this year

>>151544923
None of it is serious, hence why it only exists here.

>>151544930
nope
nrl is an inherently worse sport and the poocos are soulless because they are literally owned by news corp

whats nrl

we're all over in cric lads
Australia v Bindia 2nd ODI

me.webcric.com/watch-india-vs-australia-on-fox-sports-live-cricket-streaming.htm

i spend about 1k/month on subscriptions

>>151544971
No ones interested mate

>>151544971
Thanks mate, I'm interested

>>151544876
kek

does /afl/ have an /nba/ club?

>>151544924
trvke

>>151545000
I've tried repeatedly and with all sincerity to get into basketball but I simply cannot.

>>151545000
harlem globetrotters

>>151544333
imagine the hsgfs pee

>>151544735
i remember when crom and port played cricket

My favourite american sport is baseball

>>151544745
>one
/iggs/ proved there were multiple sandcoper plastics who attach themselves to the peeagles when they're flying high

>>151545010
Same, it's the only sport of theirs that I respect

Hey /afl/ senpai,

Bit of a milestone. I’ve just bought my first home! Super excited but also feeling a bit overwhelmed knowing nothing about what needs to be done before moving in. Would love to hear what you wish you’d done/bought before you moved into your first place.

Also… I’ve got a problem. My current rental has carpet moths. I’ve been vacuuming, treating, and washing what I can, but I’m worried they might hitch a ride in my clothes, rugs, or boxes and infest the new place.

Does anyone have tips to make sure they don’t come with me?

Appreciate any advice from others here!

Cheers & thanks in advance

born is pride from isolation

>>151545026
gay pride lmao

>>151545030
unironically why that part of the song was dropped. club doesn't want to be associated with gay shit

>>151545026
crazy how locky d completely and permanently buckbroke their shithouse franchise with these lyrics

>>151545025
can't help you sorry mate, all the best

I find NFL a bit embarrassing, because Americans treat it as their warrior sport for the biggest toughest badasses, but it goes for hours and hours, theres very little play time and most of the hits are not hard

>>151545047
but it's plays are "really high IQ. so "high IQ" that a shitter team can hire a rugby coach and utterly dominate the sport by spamming scrums modified to NFL rules.

bet you like hard hits you slut

We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the good

>>151545062
crisp afl 360 highlights package

>>151545052
Hell yeah

>>151545047
one could argue that soccer is more 'manly' than handegg. it's a battle of endurance (attrition), discipline, and tactics that does not stop for 90+ minutes. handegg stops and starts so much, relying on dumb brute force, it's hardly better than some sort of third-world wrestling game that stops when someone falls over
not to mention all the ads, disgusting consumerism, and showboating. just terrible in general.

>>151545051
What team are you talking about?

>>151545069
Crisp Muhummad

>>151545025
no idea but congrats on the home

how is everyone doing!

>>151545083
Absolutely awful

>>151545083
not bad mate, you?

>>151545010
>>151545014
same

>>151545083
Frustrated. Backing up files from a fucked hard drive which is taking fucking forever.

My wife's favourite sport is NRL

my wife loves the nba (basketball)

>>151545100
What a stupid bitch.

my wife fucks black men in front of me

I cannot stop eating, my stomach is a pit

>>151545109
niiiice

>>151545083
yeah good hey

>>151545109
>t.

What's for dinner, lads?

>>151545159
had some raw oriental noodles. will cook them tomorrow

thought it was friday FUCK

“Welcome to ABC news my name is [the brownest shit ever heard]”

>>151545010
baseball is the worst seppo sport
bball and gridiron mog

“Welcome to SkyNews news my name is [the whitest shit ever heard, next up is a presentation on inbreeding and voting against your own interests"

>>151545208
KEK FUKKEN GOT IM

>>151545208
>there’s a brown copehead here
Tragic

>>151545208
>shitskin posts here
I am honestly disgusted

>>151545208
based

Refs reffucked the pies

>>151545233
>refs
You are summoning him.

If I got an average paying job I could buy a house in a couple of years

>>151545208
please wash and use deodorant

>>151545247
crisp country town resident

oh no no mick melty incoming he didnt like that one

>>151545208
meanwhile the ABC runs articles on the benefits of inbreeding and marrying your cousins

The conservatards didn't like that one kek

>>151545062
>hard times
not me, I support Geelong

what are conservatives trying to conserve exactly? like what time period exactly?

would love to hear how inviting an endless stream of third world browns into the country is in my interests

>>151545290
You just hard some hard times less than a month ago, fren.

>>151545305
1933-1945 germany

>>151545312
a better term would be regressive

>>151545309
already forgotten, one of the most 'who cares' gf win of all time.

>>151545312
Any politician that can promise me this will have my vote.

>>151545312
based

>>151545318
>already forgotten
Based dementia patient

patty poopoopants

>>151545312
>1933-1945 germany
j*wish psyop btw

name one good thing that happened between 2013-2025

“The White Australia Policy”

>>151545340
Collingwood won a flag and I lost my virginity

>>151545340
Yeah, it was a terrible period with a handful of notable exceptions.

>>151545348
What was his name

>>151545348
that's two things

>>151545352
no one remembers this

>>151545348
Oh yeah? How long'd it take the guy to cum?

>>151545359
>antipiesperg is a homophobe
Well I’m not shocked

>>151545356
I will never forget.

>>151545352
When I look back at this on Wikipedia 100 years from now I'm going to see everything is Bane themed, except for that one black blotch of Youi on the right of their emblem

>>151545343
my wife got a wap itkwim haha

>>151545352
melbourne based teams that ran away to interstate locals to become whole new teams with a monopoly over an entire state shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>151545305
the idea is that western civilisation is pretty based and not worth flushing down the shitter for some fancy ideas that have never proved to work in reality

>>151545374
bit wordy mate

>you're racist
kek do people think this holds any weight anymore?

>>151545383
kek

>>151545374
trvke

I'm having an episode

>>151545378
western civilization for the past 1000 years is based on adopting new ideas for the sake of "progress"

>>151545398
progress towards what?

this nibba here be like "getting rid of the ball up bounce is good and that's progress"

>>151545408
deification of the lord christ

>>151545408
into becoming literal gods, our worlds is being run by lunatic occultists and luciferians.

You kids have a childish understanding of history, politics and religion.

>>151545429
You're gay.

>>151545436
>childish homophobic insult
Thank you for proving my point

just did a massive sloppy brisbane

might just lash out instead of engaging lads

>>151545444
>childish

>>151545429
you literally watch sports, relax

if i had a gf i'd have her wear nylon stockings

might just claim everyone doesn't understand history, politics and religion as well as I do because I'm a psseudointellectual who spends way too much time on /pol/ and are le blackpilled doomer xd lads

if i had a gf i'd wear her nylon stockings

>>151545429
polemics against others without stating your own position is dishonest

progress is taking the gifts of classical and western civilisation and setting them on fire to provide a welfare state for somalis

>>151545318
>>151545356
Everything geelong did in 2025 was forgotten when they gave up at this moment

progress is whatever gets me rich, fuck the rest of you, not my problem

Have you noticed more people turning to Christ lately?

australia is a country that is ripe with bread and circus enjoyers

>>151545318
this
only marginally better than swans getting raped last year, somewhat even until halftime but it always felt like it was going to blow out

I'm the only one here who actually reads books

>>151545490
in my online echo chamber that the algorithm has placed me into yes, in irl? no

>>151545503
Yeah I have the exact same experience.

if I had a gf I would hug her

Why is some leftie faggot seething at religion in here? Is he the same guy that hates brownies and water?

>>151545480
footy?

interesting post to single out moshe

>>151545515
Forgot to handclean his dishwasher roast beforehand
Happens to the best of us

met with a cenno jobseeker person the other day and he started talking about somali gangs kek

>>151545538
Nice larp

Why did Australians suddenly become so violent and start using their machetes to attack people?

>>151545540
no larp, he mentioned something about the news being full of stories about it, talking about how there's always been assaults etc but not like this

>>151545544
It's in our culture

>>151545550
That wasn't part of our culture for my entire life until recently. What changed?

>>151545556
Our culture

>>151545556
that's a loaded question

imagine what kind of person in the 50s saw the great cities of the western world and thought 'you know what this place needs? a billion indians and africans"

>>151545566
fuck the jews iykwim haha

>>151544726
Trade the ones who aren't

I wish I could just rest and sleep for 8 hours whenever I wanted like in Skyrim and Fallout.

commie poof got him in a tizzy

>>151544730
Fuck jeetpaddle. It belongs to them now and it's predictably shit.

>>151545577
same
even when i was a kid i always thought it'd be so good to be able to control when and how longyou could sleep for

>>151545577
The wife gives me long relaxing body massages it always puts me out

>>151545584
based benoit

>>151545512
>That money rightfully belongs to the (((Commonwealth)))

>>151545577
One could imagine.

>>151545495
I grew tired of warning them long ago.
I've got mine. Fuck them.

>>151545577
unironically stop drinking caffeine, even after 12 hours it's still in your system messing with the sleep part of your brain.

>>151545577
>Every now and again manage to have what seems like 7-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
>Wake up feeling amazing
Why can't that just happen every time?

I have 2 coffees when I get home from work then have a nap it quiets my mind

remember when the boomers set up the international central banking system and moved the world off sound money for fiat?

Marriage is over lads

>>151545607
this
i will have a routine that's exactly the same involving work exercise food etc day by day and have a great night one time and a bad night the next

remembers when you wernt fat

>>151545616
F

>>151545620
KEK

>>151545622
>>>/pol/

this one prozzie told me that i had a big dick and i never believed her until recently my step sister saw it and said "oh my god i didn't know you had such a big dick". crazy stuff.

>>151545616
Why mate

>>151545630
>>>Khazaria

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Heil Hitler. Go pies.

>>151545632
Got caught on a date with my hsgf

>>151545639
it's called Ukraini now chud

who /group7/

>>151545639
heh

gave some more money to the ccp last night lads

How much money do you have in the bank?

>>151545667
I don't have a bank account

>>151545667
thats a loaded question

>>151545667
none of your business, don't be rude asking questions like that

glory to the ccp

>>151545667
8008135

any hsgf butthole tapping asmr?

>butt
FOY

meant plapping

Someone recently mentioned in the dischord that foysperg is a fed.

>>151545667
more than i probably should but i don't really know where to put it

/ck/ is making fun of aus again

prefer hsgf making fun of my /cock/ iykwim haha

Wish I could go back to the first day I saw her.

>>151545717
Link thread/comment

>>151545717
good, we deserve it, we have probably the worst "cuisine" in the world, it deserves ridicule

>>151545600
>>151545607
I get 7-8 hours of sleep each night even with caffeine, I just mean that if it’s 8 PM and I’m tired and bored then I just want to sleep then rather than have to stay up another couple hours before I’m finally tired enough to sleep

oh the ranjeets in cric are piping up, what are we finna heckin do?!

>>151545667
About $32787.71

only relevant cricket is big bash and indians aren't allowed to play lmao

wouldnt mind playing with an indians ball and stump iykwim haha

>>151545612
the problem with sound money is nobody wants to spend it

What is your favourite bird, mine is the humble albatross

>>151545758
based steve silvagni

40 years ago you could buy a house in a good neighborhood for 80k

A darkness has swept over the west.

>>151545758
Lorrikeet. Love learning my flocks different personalities and behaviours

>>151545758
the wooden spoon eagle

>>151545758
for me, it's the duck

>>151545758
the yasmin

>>151545758
not today asio

>>151545758
galah

what’s funny is that on real estate websites, the average price for property in a neighbourhood usually only shows the last 5 years. you can still see the massive climb from 2019 to 2022 but in a couple years that climb will have moved off the graph and people will think house prices must’ve always been this much

>>151545754

The only one of mine that catches bugs is the P. gigantea I keep in the greenhouse with my Nepenthes, get little flies in there at the start of summer

feels like real estate websites are in cahoots with the land lords

>>151545776
and yet the wagie still wakes up every morning by alarm and slumps off to the job they hate to pay for the mortgage their parents didnt even have

>>151545667
bout tree fiddy iykwim haha

Essendon board member Dean Solomon has stepped down to become an assistant coach

The 2000 premiership Bomber is trading suits for drills, stepping off the board to take charge of Essendon’s backline.

>>151545786
>>>/afl/

yeah we know mate. fiat is going to zero. you don't have to keep going on and on and on about it.

plenty of affordable 4 bedroom sub 300k houses in very rural areas, but you guys just want to live in the goy cattle metropolitans

I like owl

crazy that these threads are more active off season than NRL during their season

>>151545793
>need urgent specialist medical attention? that'll be a six hour drive thanks

Wfh should be a hard on thing. That will reduce poverty by margin. I reckon youse all poor

>>151545793
there aren’t jobs in this areas. you’d have to already have enough money to buy the house when you move there and be able to do WFH

>>151545758
the straight set crow

>>151545758
big black cock

>>151545800
vaxx status?

it’s literally only Indians working at subway. the McDonald’s near me is like 80% young white girls, same with the KFC. also why the fuck do they wear visor hats at Subway? there’s no sunlight indoors that they’d need the visor for, and the top of their hair isn’t covered so hair can just fall into the food, why don’t they wear hairnets or headwear to stop that?

If you can't afford a house then it's your own fucking fault, also, why do you event want a house? Living in a home is for women. You should be out travelling and exploring.

>>151545802
>there aren’t jobs in this areas
are you joking? rural areas are desperate for workers, it's the inner cities where it's impossible to find work.

Are you pro-kings or anti-kings?

>>151545841
7,1,3,4,5,2,6

WAKE UP WAGIE
WAGE UP WAGIE
THIS IS YOUR ALARM
GET OUT OF BED WAGIE
MR SHEKELSTEIN NEEDS YOU AT THE OFFICE
HIS PROFITS ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE THEMSELVES
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
GET OUT OF BED NOW WAGIE
ITS 6AM AND YOU HAVE A 2 HOURS IN TRAFFIC TO THE OFFICE
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING WAGIE
GET OUT OF BED
YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO EAT SHIT AND SHOWER WAGIE

>>151545849
fuck me? fuck you, fuck this country and everyone in it

>>151545857
but saar i only just arrive because cousin needed someone to work 24/7 for as little money as possible in the ezymart

>>151545841
probably pro, literally anything is better than democracy.

>>151545841
yet to see how democracy is better than monarchy

HOELENE HOELENE HOELEEEEEEENE IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DONT STEAL MY BIG BLACK BULL

WAKE UP BRAINIE
WAGE UP BRAINIE
THIS IS YOUR ALARM
GET OUT OF BED BRAINIE
MR COCKELLSTEIN NEEDS YOU AT THE TOILET
HIS BLADDER IS NOT GOING TO EMPTY ITSELF
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
GET OUT OF BED NOW BRAINIE
ITS 3AM AND YOU HAVE 20MLS OF URINE
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BRAINIE
GET OUT OF BED
YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES BEFORE YOU DREAM OF PISSING YOURSELF

Up at eight, you can't be late, for Matthew and Son - he won't wait
Watch them run down to platform one, and the 8:30 train to Matthew & Son

Matthew and Son, the work's never done, there's always something new
The files in your head, you take them to bed, you're never, ever, through
And they've been working all day

There's a five minute break and that's all you take for a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake

He's got people who've been working for fifty years. No one asks for more money because nobody dares, even though they're pretty low and their rent's in arrears

>>151545876
how wild were the old days where royal families and politicians were just slaughtered. now today when things are seemingly worse than ever, nothing happens to the oppressor class.

>>151545758
the humble nick daicos

I don’t care about what happens in the Middle East

>>151545096
are you doing it manually and not using any software kek

when you see that massive hit cam rayner put on nick daicos you realiz how irrelevant nick daicos is. every team needs a cam rayner, but you can win two grand finals in a row without a nick daicos. nick daicos cant even win a brownlow. the corrupt footy media can jerk themselves off every time nick daicos does a little zesty hop skip and a jump and kicks a goal but the reality is, hes overrated.

>>151545910
>iz [sic]
FOY

>>151545917
you realize im doing this to annoy you now. this gimmick of yours started out as you fishing for replies and now i have turned the tables on you. you are in over you're head, champ.

>>151545922
How cunning.

As an Indian-Australian man what size penis do I need to satisfy white, Australian women? Serious answers only pls.

>>151542368
shes a big girl

how do (You) pronounce the last letter of the alphabet?
for me it's zed (the proper way)

>>151544204
yeah im sure this happened, shlomo.

theres an anon in here that whinges we discuss west coast and dockies too much. thats because we are three hours in the past and while you are at your cuck cubicle looking for something cringe to reply to on your lunch break we are having breakfast and discussing the bright future our of state and our footy teams.

>>151545897
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>151545654
Me

>go to private school
>you and your private school mates take turns sucking each others cucks in a big circle
>end up marrying a fat bitch

classic stitch up.

fairy bread and tim tams for dinner

brisbanes dynasty may be over before it started. not sure sam draper is going to get it done for you.

the afl literally gave a west coast a draft pick out of nowhere so that they could rort the free agency compensation system

>>151545986
>career ended by a skinny basketball twink with long blonde hair

>>151545994
Holy shit you have bad takes

>>151546001
If you can't handle him at his worst
You don't deserve him at his best

>Carlton has delisted contracted wingman Jaxon Binns, reports Seven’s Mitch Cleary.

>Binns, who turns 21 next week, holds a contract for 2026 but has reportedly been axed by the club.

>Holy shit

FOZ

as soon as i see the name mich cleary or tom morris i stop reading

>>151546015
Don’t mind tom

>brisbane cant win without joe daniher
>brisbane cant win without eric hipwood
>brisbane cant win without jack payne
>brisbane cant win without jarrod berry
>brisbane cant win without lachie neale
>lachie neale is injured brisbane are desperate and cant win
>brisbane team is too young to compete in a grand final
>geelong smacked brisbane in the QF that will happen again
>brisbane win back to back flags
>(you are here)
>brisbane cant win with oscar allen
>brisbane cant win with sam draper
>brisbane cant win without brandon starcevich

Three lines or fewer, not reading that

>>151546008
guess he got binned

>>151546019
>having trouble reading more than 3 lines

the talmud talks most of penises and fucking 3 year old girls. and these are the chosen people that run our lives...

Is bris vs iggs the distance derby, like Perth and Wellington in afl. Will be tassie and gigs when they join I assume

i want a gf born post 2001

>>151546027
iggs*

>>151546024
simply refuse to, not here to read essays

>>151546029
This but 08

>YOU HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR TRYING TO SEEK A BETTER FUTURE OKAY!!!???
what a poorly run football club

>>151546037
sam mitchell is a genius

>>151546032
now that was a high scoring gf

>40 degrees yesterday
>15 degrees today

starting to think chris bowen might be onto something with this climate change business.

i just simply cant use the new bom website to get the weather

Ice age is coming we need more carbon in the atmosphere, oh wait it's just HAARP...

>>151546011
lol

>>151546031
7 lines isn't an "essay", champ

remember when they postponed two afl games for a non event and then ended up playing one of the postponed games in worse weather than what the original game was postponed for

>>151546057
>missing the point this badly

>>151546058
I remember another time they postponed the afl...

im making you read more lines than the entire original post you retard

life is killing me

>>151546069
ironic isn't it?

There is a real nasty person in this thread.

we call him piesperg

whats some ways to have sex without paying

>bump limit reached

TOOHEY'S NEW
>>151332234
>>151332234
>>151332234

>>151546080
you're going to pay for it one way or another

HAHAHAHAHA HE DID THE THING AGAIN

>>151546074
nasty how?

>>151546080
>without paying
economically, physically or psychologically?

>>151546088
umm sweetie, giving money to a prostitute in exchange for sex makes you a lesser man. now, marrying, having children and then being divorceraped, now thats a man. oof such a mensch!

I want to beat the shit out of someone

>>151546100
my anus is ready for your cock

>>151546100
give me your address and i will right there

remember when we had storms but now we have 'cyclone bombs' instead?

>>151546100
fuck my arse dickhead

>>151546106
wet bulbs and heat bulbs now

>>151546105
Ben Chifley Building, 70 Constitution Avenue, Parkes, ACT 2600.

sure are a lot of ideologues around today, even in this thread

>>151546111
you couldnt pay me to go to canberra

>>151546111
kek

>>151546114
in what sense?

>>151546116
what about to go fuck prime brittany higgins

>>151546122
pretty self explanatory i thought

>>151545994
I don't even rate Draper but think he's good fit for Brisbane's set up. He's a no-finesse, slap it on the boot and get it forward ruck that occasionally does something spectacular. He'll likely only ever be a mid-tier ruckman but in a team that likes to dominate forward half territory like Brisbane he might be a perfect match. Plus he'll be surrounded by decent mids for a change that will probably make him look a lot better than he is.

feel like watching dogma

the latest lefty meme doing the rounds is just calling your opponent twelve.

i feel like fucking an autistic jewish girl and leaving her womb full of my superior anglo/slavic dna

>>151546082
based fellow alcoholic

>>151546143
she said she was twelve!

I just wanna take a french girl on a cross country road trip

>>151546130
self explanatory isn't how dialogue works, champ.

>>151546137
Kevin Smith sucks.

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit: as it was in the beginning, is now, and will be for ever. Amen.

>>151546123
>>151546130
>>151546134
>3 (three) You's in a row

Yeah I run this shit.

>>151546106
remember when they started calling global warming global boiling
>>151546111
kek i recognise that address
is there a single building in canberra that isn't filled with glowdiggers

151546160
You catch more flies with shit than honey. (You)s are the same way.

actual new
>>151332234

Utterly unfunny and lame, nobody's clicking that grim grim place

look at all these lines this guy is reading

>>151546171
>>151546170
there is no need to be upset

>>151546172
>same thread for 10 days
I love how active /afl/ is

>>151546172
>10 days and 20 hours ago
>466 posts

I just watched YouTube video on space and what's beyond the edge and now I'm having an existential crisis
None of this matters. Nothing has or ever will matter

>>151546180
i bet you do

>>151546183
boring cunt

astronomy is boring imo
>this rock millions of km's away has dust on it that could be similar to sand on earth!
who gives a fuck, completely useless information

>>151546183
>The limitless universe makes him feel small and insignificant instead of grateful and fortunate to even exist
brainlet

>>151546188
gen z boss and a mini

Bring me the Horizon's newest album is actually quite good

I hate myself so much

>>151546215
Serena?

Is it porn time already? Post more webms again.

>>151546215
I cant get hard looking at that

looked into the voting patterns of my sister's work union for their next president or whatever
>men voted for a mix people
>women voted only for other women down the line without deviation
in-group preferencing and nepotism will always undermine whatever equality utopic idealism is peddled these days

>>151546159
amen

>>151546215
>>151546229
PROMOTIONS

>>151546215
>>151546229
>>151546239
What time did you wake up tonight?

>>151546233
>>>/r9k/.

A vagina without a beautiful face attached to it is genuinely digusting

forgive me lord for i have sinned

poosh is a coward who only ever posts funny pictures after bump limit

>>151546244
this looks so yummy
imagine eating her pussy this way as your nose presses into her bumhole

>>151546253
oh god she's going to squeeze one out isn't she?

Grim, guys.

>>151546233
b-but feminism is equality chud (even though feminists ever talk about giving men equal rights)

I’m a fucking chud

I'm a fucking faggot

im fucking a faggot

>>151545695
it's kicking off in ireland because some boatwog raped a 10 year old girl. don't worry though, all the reporting on the incident makes sure to mention she was a "troubled" 10 year old little girl.

mods?

>>151545717
Kek I stirred up so much shit with them now they are FURIOUS with Australian's hahaha.

What is happening

>>151546308
Why are you posting porn?

seeing the female anus reminds me of how disgusting the human body is. I wish I was a robot

What is her name?

>>151546320
He's does this to alert the jannies to /afl/ threads by being reported for posting NSFW images on a SFW board. The idea is the jannies ban him but notice other off-topic posts so other posters are banned as well. It's a way to limit discussion on topics he doesn't like generally politics.

>>151546353
I would drink that.

It's crazy how the human body is made of a flesh like substance. How does it not just collapse in on itself

>>151546352
you make Josh sound like a jew

What set off the fat retard this time?

>>151546359
But it’s been in her bum?

>>151546183
>>151546267
>>151546272
I have to say, this did make me laugh though. I know what you lot are up to and I have told you countless times that I don't give a shit. If you want to come round and roll around in the deep, be my guest. Until that day, you are merely cowards doing coward things and I will continue to laugh at you.

angela white sesh looms

>>151546426
I love that slut.

Seek Christ

lol

Started reading the bible again before bed.

footy season is only a few months away really
i might as well keep kayo running

>>151546492
Crisp

>tranny porn
Okay, party is over.

Jesus is Lord

source on those joshie?