Thread 151537479

>KAAAARL..das tötet Leute - edition

>Dienstag
Leverkusen 2 - 7 PSG
Kopenhagen 2 - 4 Dortmund

>Mittwoch
Eintracht Frankfurt 1 - 5 Liverpool
Bayern 4 - 0 Brügge

>Donnerstag
Fenerbahce - Stuttgart
Freiburg - Utrecht
Mainz - Mostar

manlet self insert

>>151537500
I'm 177cm, I have nothing in common with manlet midget!!!

Samsung internet won
chuddies lost

>>151537540
>noooo you have to clogg your phone with foreign spyware like Google Chrome and firefox

>>151537522
How do you get Samsung Internet?

>>151537565
you do have a retarded answer for everything, don't you?

>>151537575
its pre installed on a Samsung phone or Google play store

>>151537595
I have a Samsung S24 Ultra and I have never noticed it

>>151537515
>For some reason he also makes up fake rivalries between players, like Hollerbach vs Woltemade
not a fake rivalry and vital /bundes/ lore

>y you are this person
>noooo you are
>but he is posting from his phone loool
>no you are the schizo
>the beeeer
>i use two zeros because its funny
damn there really are all the brain damaged social outcasts gathered together this matchday … full blown mental illness on display

>>151537479 (OP)
>karl
hes so smol

>>151537649
all me

>>151537662
Seeing Karl right next to Neuer at the end of the game makes me laugh every time

>>151537613
kann sein that its not the standard one anymore, I haven't had a "fresh" phone for ages because the first thing I do is a whole datenübertragung with all apps and all dat

BuLi zur Ausbildungsliga und Tordifferenzgaranten verkommen. Echt traurig. Freiburg und Stuttgart sind auch nochmal ne Ecke schlechter, das wird noch echt peinliche scorelines geben

>>151537834
50+1 cuckies we finally won

>>151538008
Naja, schau dir mal Serie A an, konnte AC Mailand deren Spieler halten, trotz Eignern und spannenderer Liga? Liegt am Ende bei jedem Klub selbst wie er seine Transferpolitik macht, geht halt den meisten Klubs in Deutschland nicht darum sportlich was zu reißen sondern Kohle zu machen.

https://www.bz-berlin.de/polizei/drag-queen
elmo

GuMo

>Zwei Vorlagen hatten die Statistiker bei Wirtz notiert, eine für Cody Gakpo und eine für Dominik Szoboszlai. Die wochenlange Flaute des Multimillionen-Transfers, der im Sommer von Bayer Leverkusen zu den Reds gewechselt war, scheint beendet.

Heh my boy just needed more time

>one decent gayme against blundershitga literal farmers
>Wirtz is so back
Why are germans and english like this?

>>151537672
lmao

>>151544477
Karls just like me fr

>Deswegen soll Werner seine Entscheidung aus dem Sommer jetzt auch überdacht haben. Laut einem BILD-Bericht plant der Stürmer nun nämlich doch anders, und zwar mit einem Wechsel weg von Leipzig.
>Sein Ziel ist auch schon bekannt! Dabei handelt es sich um die US-Profiliga MLS
Welcome to _?

I hate the blundershitga I hate the blundershitga I HATE the blundershitga

>>151545197
RB NY

>>151545197
Chicago Fire FC here we go

>>151544477
>neuer jumps
>Karl doesnt
nice image there retard

>>151545315
PSG is much more impressive when you compare their injury situation and their opponents to b00n

>>151545981
both Bayern and PSG had one tough opponent each and two pushovers
also I don’t think PSG has worse injury troubles than Bayern atm

>>151546050
look at their team vs Barca, how is this in any form same as bayern lol

>>151545315
Nice

How do we fix Eintracht?

>>151546614
Buy defenders and get rid of Fraudmüller

>>151546614
How do we fix every german team besides Bayern?

>>151547512
money

>>151546614
>>151547357
they desperately need a proper holding six

>>151547565
yup, worked very well for 1860, KFC and BCC after all

>>151547614
>1860
Ismaik invested like 15 million lol
you can't even get one good player for that

>>151547647
true true
at least Leipzig, Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim and Leverkusen are absolutely dominating the league every season with their money

>>151547647
>Ismaik invested like 15 million lol
Seems to be more in the order of 80-100 million. Although that's still nothing to rival the Bundesliga top clubs

>>151547675
Leipzig is based

>>151546614
Floppmöller OUT
Adi H. or Rose IN

Stuttgart did it right
First good football, then the money
The other way around doesn't work

>>151547920
de hufschmied

>>151547675
The money these clubs invest are laughable compared to England or PSG. If you want to compete with Bayern long term (as in more than one season) you have to invest similar sums

Hertha BSC was the highest spending club in the world one fateful winter transfer window

Alter da draußen stürmt es gewaltig

>>151548049
no it doesn’t

Fener squad looks nicer than eggspeggted
Even got The Fred on the bench
Good work Domenico

Stuttgartbrudis, heute gibts aufs Maul

>>151548579
Und aufe Ohren

Classic tedeschoball.
Not one attack too many and try to get as many freekicks as possible

Can they rename the country Seethey already

>>151548968
when you rename your shithole to Türkland

>>151549059
>>151549065
kwab

>>151549071
?

>>151549115
couldn't deal with the noise

and another Turkish club that would dominate the bundesliga

>>151549226
grim

>>151549394
schlechten tag erwischt with 2 eigentore

Why no Undav?
I want to hear the stadium when he scores

kek

Stiller has to score there. And no pen either

skandalelfer

no demirochad no party simple as

Wtf

multiball es posibile

>looking forward to Hollerchadball the whole day
>he gets fucking rested
UGHHHHHGGHHHH

imagine losing to fener

>>151550159
>>151550114
just wait until after this season when proper clubs like HSV and Köln are back in europe, none of this stuttgart, freiburg and mainz nonsense

Tedescho > Mourinho

>>151550072
>rested
weird way to say benched

>>151550248
Mainza are playing their B elf and Hollerchad is not even in the kader, so yes hes rested

DUMMY

>>151549480
Stop posting this Poland hoe

>kanker ballz vs Shartubolu
absolute cinema

For me? The whisky

heute wird gesoffne bis der Asswiper trifft

>>151550384
Junge du treibst dich noch in den Alkoholtod

A N I M E

Watching german teams in europe has become a humiliation ritual

>>151550384
kwab

3,2, 1, m0nz

it really do be like that

>>151550680
>0 impact at the U17 euros

>>151550697
tearing up the CL though

>>151550627
>unpronounceable shithole team no one has ever heard of?
>its Weiper time!

>>151550384
Ach, HIVtard

>>151550743
that wasnt me

151550723
>shifting goalposts
kek. what. a. bitch
ahahhahahhahahhahsha

HIV mong just can’t stop taking L’s lmaoooo

>>151550820
his main problem is always doubling down on the stupid stuff he says

>>151550815
Nigga its always you with the same gimmicks and ritualposts, who are you trying to fool?

>>151550820
>>151550872
>weiper goals this season: rosen(((berg))) and zrnskfjiski monster
im 100% right about the asswipe only scoring against nothingburgers
>>151550891
it was a nachahmer

>”Viper won’t score lmao”
>*Viper scores*
>”Nooooo this doesn’t count!!!!”
lol

>>151551016
yes thats 5th bundes tier competition hes playing against, he needs atleast 3 goals for it to count

>Sandro Wagner, Trainer des Bundesligisten FC Augsburg, hat wegen seiner drohenden Sperre Kontakt zum Deutschen Fußball-Bund (DFB) aufgenommen. Beim 1:1 in Köln hatte sich der 37-Jährige von Schiedsrichter Timo Gerach seine bereits dritte Gelbe Karte der Saison eingehandelt.
Kvlt

>>151551174
hat sich bald ausgekvlted

>>151551174
Overrated

Eintracht deserves some reddit gold for this

>>151551492
BILD praised them for that

awfully quiet since we are winning,,,

>>151551706
based Thomas Reis

>>151551492
Did he get subbed on?

>>151551790
yeh he was on fire for quite some time

>>151551790
hes ded

>>151551706
>we

>>151551706
Freiburg is a quiet city and I dont think they have many fans here or people that hate them, outside of FC Basel fans (who should number to 0 here)

>open instagram
>9k comments on stuttgarts latest post

>>151552316
why are they like this?

Cause I'm on weip me down
Cause I'm on weip me down
Cause I'm on weip me down
Cause I'm on weip me down

>>151552876
they've already kicked you out of ösiland?

how many Tors did wirtz score? the english press are raving about his world class perform

GuMo

LMAO

It's freeday
That means no meat and BUNDES!

>>151560393
Fags

>Keke Topp hat bei Werder Bremen keinen leichten Stand und in dieser Saison nur 66 Minuten gesammelt. Der 21 Jahre alte Angreifer sondiert laut „Sky“ den Markt und wird mit Borussia Mönchengladbach sowie dem 1. FC Heidenheim in Verbindung gebracht

Top kek

GuMo ihr neger

>>151561074
the Bremer would literally rather let an uppity schizo African play than give a talented German guy a chance for once
next Woltemade incoming

>>151561325
>talented

>>151561325
I like Keke but he got plenty of chances at the start of the season and didn’t seem to be ready for bundes footy

we play today :)

>>151561781
Tbf you could put me (jt) in b00ns goal and >we would still btfo gladbach. M'ladybachs defense is so shit it's unbelievable. B00n will score at least 7

>>151561781
Mongbachbros...they don't take us serious

Thank you /bundes/ for restoring my faith in humanity during the match against Liverpool midweek

Did the bong not get enough replies on his thread?

>>151561975
FAGioli

>>151561798
if a man had that hairline, you would say he is balding

>>151562063
They cant help themselves. Seeking German attention, 24/7 lol

>>151562022
based Frankfurt chads
muzziescumcocksuckers rattled

>>151562150
No, just no.

>>151562158
yeah I used to think that but by just keeping quiet you’re just helping the muzzie cause

why are Americans like this?

It's my birthday bros. The Bier is on me today. Cheers!

>>151562675
Prost. Which one tho?

>>151562726
Whatever you like, I have the Spendierhosen an and my freezer is full with all sorts of options.

>>151561074
>bremi had a breakout season for him angekündigt
kwab

>>151562757
it turns out I was wrong (so far)
Rückrunde could be the time for him to start durch tho, just like based Woltechad did last season

Please Gladbsch PLEASE PLEASE BEAT BAYERN IM SO SICK OF THEM WINNING

HIV schizo having another melty lol

>it turns out I was wrong
nothing new

>>151562868
Bre"men" is not a club for aspiring German players though

>>151563047
not me also >not even (You)ing the post because its afraid of the Samsung Internet.jpg 00posure xD

>>151563057
indeed, hes too white for bremland

>>151562675
Happy birthday krautbrüdï

>>151563124
Idgi

>>151562675
I'll take a Jever.

How are we feeling today Schalkebros?

>>151563240
Thinkgen another 3 EZ points

>>151563191
BASED

>>151563191
>>151563273
Samefag
>>151563240
We're winning the league

>>151563191
Here you go buddy

>>151563300
thanks my guy

das Bier

>>151563480
New Schattentrainer just dropped

Spergberg is an absolute piece of shit tho
at least Edin is a likeable mong

Edin isn't a mong

anon I…

>>151563480
imagine the sons

>>151563499
>Get paid gorillions to dab on some blundershitga farmers without having to exert all your energy and not having to work very hard (defending) because blundershitga is the blundershitga while also living in one of the best cities in the world. Also guaranteed trophies every season
>Make a few gorillion more but have to live in england (or with lazy Spaniards) and then actually have to train hard. Probably won't win any trophy
Gee hard choice

tom why didn't you tell me about the wundes?

hello happy friday night /bundes/

>>151564092
What are we snacking on?

>>151563867
Ergebnisse lmao

>>151564228
Paprika chips, ottakringer helles, fish sticks, pumpkin seeds, käsebrezn and boiled potatoes LFG!!!

schallencuck note 5 vs darmchads

>lidberg out
This is too easy

SCHLEUSE

>>151564473
I never forgor

SYLLA SYLLA SYLLA

floKLO out

>>151564478
>Ynr firminio sharing a pic with his gfs pusy

The >Schalke rises

Don't think Kane will beat Lewa's record, sadly. He's too selfless. Will work to pass instead of just hog the box.

>>151564700
?

Schalkebrudis, is it rly happening??

Müslic has built an unstoppable winning machine

>>151564778
Hes my idolo

schwaben derby will in the 3rd league next year

>>151537479 (OP)
We wish that the Blundershitga
We wish that the Blundershitga
We wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die

Bayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let them
We wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die

Oh, let Bayern buy your players
Oh, let Bayern buy your players
Oh, let Bayern buy your players
and thank them like cucks

Bayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let them
We wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die

Tradition und fünfzig plus eins
Tradition und fünfzig plus eins
Tradition und fünfzig plus eins
is so fucking gay

Bayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let them
We wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die

Let Bayern fuck your Arschloch
Let Bayern fuck your Arschloch
Let Bayern fuck your Arschloch
"At least Bayern are strong"

Bayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let them
We wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die

WANICHAAAAAAAD

Führt Fürth????

No!

The bongs seem more obsessed than usual
Also
>Fürth

>>151565626
>Schwaben

>>151565639
BASED

>>151565626
>schwaben derby will in the

Schalkebros...im starting to get nervous

Betted a tenner on Kultgart winning against Brewomen
No tuuut for you today!

HIVtard, pls stop wasting your money

HEUTE WIRD GESOFFEN BIS DER BONISHART TRIFFT

based hrogta
remember the swede anon that went to school with him?

>>151565805
HIVTARD PLEASE, YOU WILL GO INTO A COMA AT THIS RATE

>>151565826
HOCH DIE HÄNDE WOCHENENDE

Fürth more like SchieBbude

Today wird Huhnion gerupft

>KSC away next
Difficult but okay

Who can stop us?

>>151565984
post the afd stand one

>>151565984
Uhm akshuallly it's Floko again

muslic ball is so fucking slurpy
I really hope they brechen ein

>>151565984
Im thinking übernächstes Jahr wohl wieder Champions League

Big Burke will tear bresissies a new asshole today

chadgart outplaying cuck steffen heavily rn

>>151566161
he's worshipped as a god in Bremen

>>151566173
Elversberg cruising too

schalkebrudis?!

>>151566223
Its time.

>5 meters wide
>buschi orgasm

brewomen draws no /bundes/ posts..

>>151566721
I never watch games If Huhnion is involved. Literally unwatchable

schalke brudis es ist UNSER jahr

Uhhhhh bros I think my neighbor is a bremchad...

>>151566721
dein Pfosten beweist das Gegenteil

kwab

TOOOOOOOOT

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>151567296
So it happened AGAIN

i miss ball boys

>>151567590
>i miss boys' balls

what borefest and waste of time

so your average bundes game

shit match
happy about the three points
HIV mong in the mud
I drink the beer

>>151567670
>>151567664
Based.

>>151567670
the beer the beer the beer

GuMo

>>151579983
Gluten morgen my deutscher freund :)

time for the coffee

Bro is aurafarming like crazy fr

>>151581623
We need this guy at the WC

>scores one goal against fucking Brügge
>instantly seen as our saviour at the World Cup
fuck off

>>151581939
t. Pletti

>>151580987
>bremenanon found the only remaining white player left
kek

>HIV mong can’t count further than one
sad but unsurprising

rent free and obsessed

>>151581623
Not gonna lie, I expected more from him. Hope he'll still make it but I don't see it unless Olise gets injured for a long time.
Karl needs at least one year at a shitty Bundes club that will somehow manage to play CL next year, like Frankfurt or Leverkusen this season

>>151582434
yeah CL clubs will just play the ausbilder for b00n, nice joke

>>151582450
Clubs like Leipzig, Stuttgart, Frankfurt, Leverkusen embarrass themselves and the Bundesliga every year in the CL. Someone like Karl would actually help them to do better so it's a win-win for both parties

>merishart football lines in dresden
lost all respect for ossis

>>151582499
without a kaufoption this is simply not happening my nigga

>>151582301
tigginator elfer rausgeholt btw

My boy luca netZ finna bouta dab and drag his nutZ all over these bavarian farmers lmao

Chadbach will be the b00nschr0 as always ofc

schalke bros!

St.Pauli brothers we are going to lose again today aren't we?

this bald Dutch fraud is still benching majer, thank god hes getting sacked after today

ayo wtf

>>151583202
>extrawurst für die bayern
color me surprised

>>151583236
Aren't there only three Rush Hour movies?

>Merlin
>Cuckburg

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lucho
what the fuck bro??

Wagner is such a fraud

ARSCHLANI

qt büllchen spotted

>Fullschinken????
>nooooooooo im a vegan!

mein gott wann schmeissen die den wagner endlich raus

Is boomer Uli forcing the coach to play the meme youth again?

mein gott, jetzt halt doch mal die fresse, du dumme sau
alle 10 minuten der selbe unlustige scheiß, darum kommt hier kein schwein mehr her und wir sind 5 leute

>>151583624
SIX-SEVEN
WOOOOOH

DAS IST ROT!!!

that's a red lel

Geisteskrank von dem Japsen

based Karate-Castrop

>>151583814
hes kpop

>"Jens Castrop"
>Korean
lel

what was my man blud Castrop thinking?

retarded foul, enough said man

Wagner status?

Urbig lol

>needing refball to beat Gladbach
ETERNAL HÜHNCHEN

>>151583872
angeschossen

>>151583855
Hat Rom fallen gelassen

really need a Bayern goal now so the kackbach fans go into rampage mode

Based Johnny

wafsissies...back to la manshaft i guess...

Waff won't survive this season

Wagner bros?

>>151583994
Should be next thread opener

Upa we don't play handball blud

>>151584023
>dfb logo

>>151584041
Worth 14 million per year?

>HIV
kek! never change!

KINGSVILLAGER YOU HS

>HSV

Keine Überraschungen.

lemperchad!

>Cuckburg moment
>again

LEMPERLE
also
>HIV

another Olise noshow after Wednesday
Laimer isn't playing today and on Wednesday he played on the left
was Olise just being carried by Laimer all of last year?

where are the goals

>>151584180
Nah, hes just overplayed and hasnt missed a gsme since CWC, Kompany needs to rotate him better

>>151584311
Drundesliga

jackson(pbuh) hatty 2nd half screencap this

b00nsisters.. die meistershaft wackelt..

can Jackson even do anything?
useless sack of shit

>>151584311
Red Bull scored 4 fren

>>151584345
Wir MÜSSEN Jackson!

>>151584311
post more pics of your cat

bought höler instead of baumchadner award

>>151584311
OMG so cute

>>151584675
L O L
>angeschossen

Hatty B please

Wagnerbros

NEGROElas Jackson

dahmen alter

why do they never show waf? where is he?

a BVLLING most tender

the tietzer will turn this around

0-6

#WAFFED

>

>waf has chance to UNLOCK the third best German striker alive (titz) but instead decides to start some shitskins and play meme ball.
Deserves it. Once he just starts based tietz then >we will be so back

SCHWANZBERG ICH WERDE DICH FINDEN

kindergarten in hamburg kek
kann man nicht ernst nehmen

>>151585022
I fapped to this picture

>>151585074
this guy is a father

>>151585078
get it together
you are turning into Tom with these butch lesbians

Jackson does not look happy hahahahaha useless shit

>>151585119
Jtom alliance was formed on 25.03.2020 (COVID times)

KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI KIMCHI

bayern dusel tier goal

KIMCHI

RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA

oof
komplett ausgedribbelt

RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA

Jackson would have missed that...

KYS POULSEN

>Foulsen
lmao

>>>>Bischof
why man

wie viel glück können die hurensöhne haben

KEEEEEEEEK

klarer elfer

KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL

KAAAAAAAARL

KARL DER GROSSE

KAAAAAAAAAARL THAT KILLS GLADBACH

What a goal.

Is he allergic to scoring non bangers?

Damn that goal by karl was rly nice, kino even.
>>151585825
Foxposter pls go

Karl with the random stepovers lmao fucking based

bit rude to not let Harald score

give him his (p) already , this is sad to watch

>10 man gladbach?!
It's woltechad time!!

>>151586018
He missed a sitter in the first half. Just not meant to be today.

>>151586092
see >>151586028

SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER
HEY
HEY

WOLTEBITCH STINKER AND HOOKED

>woltebitch off
>we score

>>151585994
I really love that current meta spawned some players with flair finally

*

>>151584311
why are his legs so short

>>151587570
ich hab noch nie jemanden ghabt der ey malla heißt

>Anton
Kwab

EY MALLA!

Rainer Winkler, Hosenpinkler

>Lel Mala
the future is grim man shaft bros

>>151587942
Wdym, Karl, Woltechad, Bischof, Stiller, Schlotti etc will win us den fünften

>>151588143
the fünfte blamage bei einer wm/em in folge indeed

>>151587942
Hopefully El Mala won't get nominated for Germany and chooses whatever pathetic muslim shithole country his parents come from. Nobody needs Söldner thugs like that

another """topspiel"""

"new poldi"

>>151588206
Wdym, EM wasnt a blamage at all.

>>151588530
nah it was just the worst heimteam performance at an em ever

>>151588551
Losing 1-2 against that Spain team in ET is not ne blamage at all.

bring belligol already

>>151588615
for cucks like you

el var sinso

>>151589353
>t. Seething Türke

>>151589754
>Gürk-rassy

Just watched the Bayern highlights on Sportschau because I couldn't watch the match. Incredible goal by Karl... Tor of the month tier.
Jackson is embarrassing. Why the fuck does he even start? His first touch is abysmal, his finishing is equally bad. Just send him back to the United Kingdom of Pakis already

>>151590401
Jackson is the only player Fat Max could buy

>>151590671
Even the 16m loan fee is higher than his (realistic) sale value. Completely useless player

HÜBERS KREUZBANDRISS

Dortmund crosses are so fucking bad, man...

SCHWULER BVB
SCHWULER BVB
SCHWULER SCHWULER
SCHWULER BVB

>>151591039
feels like the ghost of schmelzer has returned

>>151590832
this is actually good for us in the long run, he was shit the last 1.5 years

>>151591064
Ryerson is basically a Schmelzer regen
I don't get why he is allowed to take every single Standard.

>>151590832
Sataniaposters deserve to be punished

Hünchen sind stärker als billige kleine Kaggbienen

KwasniGOD looking /fa/ as fuck

>>151591160
satania best girl you pleb

>0-0 against one of the best clubs in Europe
Bayern out in the Pokal against Ey Malla.

>>151591166
easy when you have the ref on your side

B00

BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER

#EchteLiebe

another arbeitssieg in the bag

>Nie gefährdetes 1-0 gegen Köln

GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT!

This loss is completely on El Moslemschwein. Köln should have been up 3-0 at half time if he wasn't so shit at finishing

LOL hat Sabitzer die BVB flagge auf den boden geworfen?

t0me for some floodlight kino
#HaHoHe

Time for College Football

damn that viktoria gerechtigkeit!

>>151590832
Nothing you will ever do will provide value, kill yourself immediately

>>151591947
Zaubert mir ein Lächeln ins Gesicht HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

beier is a likeable brainlet

>>151592096
This is your sign, do it

>>151592203
hübers the self hating cuck should kill himself lmao

>>151591806
modest girls should never utter such words

what is kovac doing right? they are more /fit/ and have less injuries and stuff

>>151592984
Hinrundenhufschmied x Rückrunden Edin would be an unstoppable force

another no show from wirtz, he will be back to bundes next year

another wirtz no show
our boy is finished

>>151597486
>>151597484
coordinated attack from the Woltebitch defence force discord

sad!

>>151591630
>>151591675
I clapped

>>151597484
don't want him

>>151598941
Ribery is doing his coaching badges and wants to coach one of their youth teams.
What will the Schickeria do then?

Hi, I'm here regarding a defective product.

My company recently bought your product "Florian Wirtz" and has not performed to expected standard. I was promised goals and assists and he has done next to none. I wouldn't have minded if it was for £25m but my company paid £140m for him. If I pay that kind of money, I expect IMMEDIATE results. Therefore, I hope to be recompensated for this failure of a product.

Thank you for your time,

Liverpool F.C

back home now and drinking the beer

>>151603261
Ah so you cracked open a can of Turmbräu Pilsener (highest quality German beer). I see. I see.

>>151604887
no
I’d never drink a Dosenbier

>>151591021
Lys is such a disgusting whore

GuMo

Wurde die Zeit jetzt schon umgestellt oder kommt das noch?

>>151613475
Idk also it's Austrian national day so I expect some respect from Germans on >our day today

>>151613499
Have my respects

>>151613515
Thanks bro (we're NOT german btw). I hope you have a great Sunday

>>151604907
Dosenbier is objectively superior though

>>151600361
Dear Liverpool F.C.,
Thank you for reaching out regarding your recent acquisition of the “Florian Wirtz” product. We appreciate your feedback and understand your frustration with the current performance levels.
Please note that as outlined in our No Refunds Policy, all player purchases are final and non-refundable, regardless of on-field output, expected goal contributions, or tactical misapplication. Performance may vary depending on usage conditions, managerial system compatibility, and the presence (or absence) of a functioning midfield.
While we cannot offer a refund or exchange at this time, we recommend patience and proper integration — most Wirtz units tend to improve dramatically once settled into new environments.
Thank you for your understanding, and best of luck for the remainder of your season.
Warm regards,
/bundes/ customer relations team

>>151613800
I am the egg man
I am the egg man
I am the bundes
Goo Goo ga choo

GuMo

DoPa y/n?