Thread 151553974

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>Countdown to Taco GP:
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>>151546794

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
209

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
220 (219 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 346 (+10)
NOR: 332 (+18)
VER: 306 (+25)
RUS: 252 (+8)
LEC: 192 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)
Mercedes: 341 (+8)
Ferrari: 334 (+27)
Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)
HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)
TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)

>News:
Red Bull insists McLaren has lost relative pace advantage since the F1 summer break
Security researchers gain access to private Max Verstappen data in shock FIA security breach
Toto Wolff: Championship underdogs always have “a psychological advantage"
McLaren upbeat on F1 title chances against Max Verstappen: "We have good tracks coming"
Lewis Hamilton ‘running out of patience not being listened to' by Ferrari - Croft
Franco Colapinto on disobeying Alpine team order: “Instructions must be followed no matter what”
USGP sets new viewership record on ABC
Lewis Hamilton reclaims top spot as world’s most marketable athlete (among other random blacks, by some no name ragazine)
Every team except Sauber to run rookie driver during first practice in Mexico

Still the number rises.

Maxico next

S T R O L L
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edd

CUM

gimi

Where next?

>>151554140
I don't know bro, feels like we need some female proof of which country next

Every year NARB makes 2 or 3 statements I actually agree with

>>151554208
>>151554199
>all because goblando can't find his spot without help

he's better than tsunoda, honda backed the wrong nip

>>151554208
>we made it special so they couldn't even take it off
Since when are the teams allowed to wilfully damage part of the track or track fencing in a non-reversable way?

>>151554322
Yuki provides ragekino, we may see him go tsupernova one of these days.
>>151554329
It's still tape, it's just that annoying ass tamper evident tape you sometimes see on warranty seals.

>>151554229
>>151554208
>>151554199
>red bull mechanic pretends to remove the tape as a joke to pop the boys
>mclaren and the fia turn it into an international incident

>>151554406
>It's still tape
If it cannot be removed without a hassle, it doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't belong there.

>>151554438
>If it cannot be removed without a hassle, it doesn't matter what it is.
What good is a track janny (tranny) with nothing to clean?
>It doesn't belong there.
Sure, but if there's nothing in the rules about it I think RBR should have some fun and put up all sorts of tape along the grid.

>>151554428
Its a sticky situation >;D

lando will win this

>>151554322
Yuki is max's personal sushi chef.

>>151554208
qrd me on this shit. nothing on youtube and WILL NOT give the fucking r*ace a single fucking click or second of my time

>>151554499
This, if anything this will get banned next year so in the meantime while it's still a gray area topic. Do on the enemy what the enemy would do to you. Either that or just let the drivers evenly reveal their opinion about it like NARB.

>>151555079
Norizz has his henchmen put a tape on the wall so he knows where to park during race start.
There is no rule saying you aren't allowed to that, and there is no rule saying you aren't allowed to tear it off, so Red Bull mechanics tear it off when they see it.

>>151555079
McLaren keeps putting tape up on the side of the grid so Lando's retarded ass knows where he's supposed to stop. RBR had a tactic of just ripping it off to fuck with him.
At the most recent race McLaren brought special tamper tape that's harder to rip off so when the RBR guys tried it didn't work.
One of the RBR mechanics then ignored a marshal trying to clear the grid and went back to try again, they got fined $50,000 for ignoring the order to clear the grid.
Using tape isn't against the rules, nor is ripping it off, they were fined for ignoring the marshal which is SOP.

>>151554027
No Edd here, amigo, just Lalo Popotte.

Red Bull should just put up like 3 or 4 extra pieces of tape next to Lando's tape so he can't tell which one is the real one.

>>151555263
>>151555273
lmao thanks lads

>>151555079
>nothing on youtube
You're not watching the right channels. It's been covered extensively

>>151555462
Red Bull should write git gud fag on the tape

>>151555263
>>151555273
>>151555572
Red Bull should add strips of identical tape to either side of Norizz' to fuck with him.

Hamilton's radio if he won the 2010 WDC:
>Du bist LARBALEISTER

>>151555712
kek

>>151555720
>automatic

im thinkin
1. max
2. chuck
3. georgey
4. hamilton
5. oscar
6. not oscar
7. yung gimi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz72q2Dvf0E
ps3 is so mind broken by amx t's unreal

>>151555655
I see an emoji in the title, I don't click. Simple as.

>>151556015
Yuki will surprise us with a 5th

>>151556195
Peeasstree tries to project strength on the outside, to give that impression of a cold man, but he's shitting his pants. It's so fucking obvious.

>>151556488
Yah, there is something weak about a person denying their own emotions. If you look at the champions, they were all very emotional and unashamed by it. In fact, it gave them incredible strength.

>>151555948
Technology is cool.

i fear being in mexico will make lawsons bloodlust boil over

>>151553974 (OP)
mexico next

No jamaican post in hours. It's over, for a week at least.

gimi

>>151557367
Jamaicanon is just letting his IP reset so he doesn't keep catching someone else's rangeban.
>F1 related because catching someone else's rangeban is like getting into someone else's dirty air

If another hour goes without a jamaicanon post, expect something MASSIVE to happen. You've been warned

>Lonso has a trading card of narb on the back of his phone
what in the boomer fuck

Mexico next!

>>151557859
Aren't they just good mates? ALO-RUS would be the strongest driver pairing on the grid.

>>151557859
You could say thats a red flag >;D

>>151554199
>>151554208
So did they remove tape or not? Why do these "journalist" retards keep making up stories

>>151557859
wouldn't you as well, hes a pretty handsome man I dont blame him

>>151558119
George flys on Alonso's jet to the races

what is blud wearing

>>151558442
a canadian tux

>>151558442
He's all dressed up for a dinner at Earl's

>>151558442
The "I lost my seat next year" fit

>>151558442
>a canacuck tux
you can somewhat avoid it by wearing a different color wash

I'm not going to bed until I know Jamaicanon is safe & well.

>>151558775
he's fine lad

>48 minutes
>still no jamarock posts
this thread is too weighed down by the pressure of gravity, they're too obsessed with twinks and Edd Straw to see our fellow man is in danger. I'm going to remind them of their folly.

If only a hurricane could hit Canada too.

>>151558929
If he doesn't return, I will drink in his honor.

>>151555948
automatic is harder actually, since you can't downshift as quickly into corners

>/f1/ still hasnt realised jamarock from their holding cell
Alright I'm dropping a colony on syndey

I have him locked up

gonna goon to ai talking about F1 fanfics again

brb

>>151559133
That would set a bad example for young racists

>>151554309
i thank you for providing her name but there are about 5 million mariana rodriguezes in the mehico so finding her is still difficult

ask any human and they'd say "because they're gay"

>>151560521
>Mi driver dat! Oliver Bearman a di future, yuh zeet!
Lowkey racist..

>>151554229
>>151554208
>>151554199
Is this the stupidest F1 related drama. Which is the dumbest if not this?

>>151560619
>him drive like him born fi it!
was ai trained off retards pet accounts?

gimi

>george russell
PUTO!
>lando norris
PUTO!
>oliver bearman
PUTO!
>lewis hamilton
PUTO!

>>151561209
You missed the ¡ at the start

>>151561216
i can't rotate my ! just like i can't roll my tongue

>>151561249
I dont know, use a regular i, is not the same but close to ¡

morning lads

>>151554208
Just add more tapes so he doesn't know which one is real lol

>>151561260
fuck off you fucken dickhead. i'll push you in front of a fucken speeding bus

>>151554229
He's been consistently the overall most based driver on and off track for months now.

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>151554199
>>151554208
>>151554229
br*toid nonsense

>>151561268
for retards
stupid g*rmoid

200kwab kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n kwablifying kwab-to-kwab:
>kwabmilt*n out-kwablified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n sekwabing 6 kwab positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never kwabed an f1 kwab kwabor to kwab007)

>>151561260
mornin sweetie

good morning, to some of you
>>151561260
bonjour

>>151561405
are you the cut dutchfag?

>>151561405
¿Are you the dutch cutfag?

gimi

>>151553974 (OP)
>Start running for A mile (inside my house because i have social anxiety when going /out/)
>Suddenly feels better mentally and physically

Should i keep doing it bros ? Inside my house obviously because outside world is scary

>>151561450
How big is your house?

>2 teams have reportedly breached the 2024 Cost Cap
>One of them is Aston Martin which has accepted a minor procedural breach
>The other team has decided to challenge the decision

https://www.planetf1.com/news/aston-martin-f1-2024-team-cost-cap-breach

>>151561490
Just a normal suburb house. I dont have furnitures so i can use my empty rooms as marathon track, just like MonacoGP

>>151561547
>fromsoft
did you dive roll through all your furniture?

>>151561556
>furniture
Are you a woman?

>>151561592
Yes?

>>151561513
it's only the second time in the past decade that kwablonso has shitted up his team despite having the biggest budget

>>151561597
KYS COOK ME SANDWICH BITCH

>>151554309
Wowza

I am a woman. The girls and I love Lando! :D

>>151561652
Do you have some hot single girlfriends?

>>151561513
Newey bros... we won

>>151561652
post toes

>>151561652
pads or tampons?

>>151561652
Can I buy some of your pee?

Vettel's road to his 4 titles:
>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship
>beat hamilton who drove in a rocketship
>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship (again)
>beat alonso who drove in a rocketship (again)

KWABstappen's 4 titles:
>riggi riggitini in abu dhabi
>beat 'leclerc' in a ferrari with reliability issues
>clear rocketship with no close rivals
>beat 'norris'

thats because max is so much better than everyone else he makes them look like f1a drivers
the grid on any given sunday are the most equal skill wise compared to any other era as a result of things like normalization of tires (schumacher's bridgestone titles are illegitimate) and the cost cap yet he still consistently rises to the top and sets unbeatable records

Red Bull are total fucking idiots. Regs are changing next year and all their rivals have already switched focus away from this year's car ages ago. Why are they still wasting resources and upgrading their car that will collect dust after Abu Dhabi? They will be at a massive disadvantage next year and playing catch up while other teams hit the ground running t. every Drive to Survive retard in 2021

>>151561849
They don't need a car when they have AMD AMX

>>151561849
Extremely sisu-less post. This anon is likely a swede

>>151561857
>>151561862
>these retards are allowed to vote

>>151561794
It's not Verstappen's fault that most of his field of rivals is made up of zoomers. Niether Vettel nor Verstappen ever had the clearly best car.
And if Abu Dabbi was rigged for anyone, it was rigged for Hamilton.

>>151561849
They're racing medshitters. There hasn't been a legitimate medshitter wdc in like 50 years (I only say 50 because I'm not that familiar with f1 history at that point) It's impossible to lose unless the FIA deliberately rigs the regulations like in 2005-06 or blatantly cheats like in 97. But no matter how much you fuck up, you'll never fuck up enough to allow medshitters to win.

>>151561849
Perhaps the 2026 engine is shit, so putting more resources into 2025 is more logical.

REWATCHING SAO PAOLO 2024 FOR THE KINOSHIP

>>151561877
>3rd retard who didn't bother to read and/or lacks reading comprehension

>>151561794
goatstappen: raped jeet, raped ricci, raped gasly, raped albon, raped perez, raped slowson, raped tsunoda, will soon prolapse mclel
vettel: raped by chuck

>>151561883
>retard's writing is so dull that people stop reading mid-post

>>151561888
Reminder Teto is not a Vocaloid and unrelated to Miku (and her fanbase full of trannies from X)

>>151561889
If I see any Finnish poster mention Lewis Hamilton or Max Verstappen/Red Bull I just assume it's you know who and stop reading

>>151561898
>taking lesboslop from xitters bandwagoning mesmerizer seriously
utau and vocaloid sisters forever united, unwavering alliance of singing software

>>151561909
Tetoniggers killed Zaako and lots of producer using her AIslop voice to get easy views. I hate Teto and their tranny fanbase because of that shit

>>151561888
>vettel: raped by chuck
Vettel was clearly the better of the two in their first season together (even being instrumental in givig Lekek his first wins) - and on his way out in their second season, when Ferrari's priorities had shifted and BInotto ruled with an iron fist and started the team's decline.

>>151561889
>>151561902
Didn't read these

I just remembered we had a couple months where people were buying pictures of monkeys for like 50k. Remember that? Was that just a fever dream?
This post is F1 related because crypto.com is one of the sponsors

Note to self. Janny is a finnish

>>151561941
don't forget to invest all your money into generative AI, we were wrong about block chains but we're definitely right this time!

>>151561947
that is not possible anon

MODS = GODS

>>151561849
>nooo you already lost wcc, stop carrying about current wdc, just let mclaren win the drivers championship, it will hurt you in the future if you dont let them win

Mods = Fags

https://d.uguu.se/ukWpwPLX.txt

Just a reminder. Janny now can put Imageblock on specific thread, so if you ban evading by resetting IP, Dont post images for a while until the Jannies are gone and lift the imageblock.

This feature is what killing 4chan the most.
We should move to WAP

wet ass pussy

why don't they let us use webp yet wtf

>>151557859
can /f1/ really claim to be nando fans if they hate his best friend

>>151561990
That place is gayer than reddit

>>151561260
>>151561405
>>151561426
>>151561628

>>151562038
it is only natural to hate skinwalkers
alonso was sadly fooled but we still love him despite his cognitive declone

>>151562052
you're cut

>50 years old
>best friend is a 20 year old
Weird

Hayeksico next

>>151561849
You don't belong in any competition with that mentality.

>>151561882
It's amazing how shit Lando was in Sao Paolo 2024, several instances of driving off the road while Max (and PS3) never go off once. Apparently he was considered a serious title contender in 2024, lmao

>>151556958
RELEASE THE BEAST

>5AM quali
At this rate i just stay sleep and wake early

amx

>>151562195
Piastri has one notable start choke in his entire formula 1 career, Norris has so many there's a 5 minute video compilation of them. It's not the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6-YanDvCyY

>>151562103
me living inside the left tit

>>151562203
peeasstri is about to beat the record for the biggest choke in f1 history, bro

Has Gary made a public statement on the rigger issue?

Can you not drop the hard R? Thanks.

roody-poo

I don't like mclaren a lot

Yuki will finally not have to drive an ancient RB car anymore.

>>151562061
It should have been me...

>>151562247
if he bottles this year's championship he should retire or be sent back to alpiss. no ifs and buts or 'shoulda woulda coulda' bullshit. no whining about the car having 0 upgrades or muh anti-dive suspensions being unsuitable in certain tracks. mclaren were fastest on average pre-summer break.

>Norris? Pozzed
>Lewis? Pozzed
>Piastri? Exposed
>Charles? Mindbroken
>Antonelli? Fraud
>Sainz? Kvyat like
This season really increased Narb's stock.

>>151559956
>caged
Like the girl that was posted earlier today?

good morning

(frog emerging from coffee in a mug recommending the biscotti)

>>151562103
how did salma hayek end up being mexican whereas friedrich august von hayek was an austrian?

>>151562334
>no whining about
How about his team obviously trying to rig it for Norris? That's a pretty good excuse. It's how Rosberg lost two championships against the rapper.

>>151562339
yeah but he escaped

>>151556296
Yet you browse a 20 year old anime website for autists and perverts? Curious

>>151562372
No emojis here

proudy-ji

>>151562372
2 chokers in that image

to the Leaf who made the OP: >>151553974 (OP)

please never do that again. thank you for understanding.

>medshitters think they're not globohomo
what's up with that

>>151562366
Should have used a smaller cage.

>>151562392
the british and brazilian ollieposters worked together to let him out.

>>151562355
sigma rizz from norrizz if true. every driver should always lobby his team to favor him.

how does a vagina feel like?
f1 related because amx is still a virgin

>>151562411
depends if you're cut

>>151557367
I fell asleep
>>151557613
I'm not even waiting i just assume it will happen at some point

>>151562377
:(

>>151562405
>lobby his team
Literally being your team principal's twink cocksleeve is not "lobbying your team". It's cuck behaviour.

>>151560521
I feel like this was trained entirely off Little Jacob and Real Badman's dialogue.

>>151562403
I guess they'll just all need to be caged together next time.

>>151562313
TSU

>>151562411
Depends on the pussy. Some are too wide and wet, it feels like a lake on there. A good pussy is very good, but its not the otherwordly experience you're expecting

>>151562434
That's literally how those people talk, it's not a gimmick.

Mcshits gonna take each other out on lap 26

>>151562188
Its amazing that the mercedes werent black flaged

Table inventory?

>>151553974 (OP)
When is this from

>>151562461
https://racingnews365.com/tire-whisperer-verstappen-causes-a-stir-with-mega-stint-in-mexico

For me, it's Formula driver suffer racist abuse online afta im British Grand Prix win

>https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-57891740

>>151561308
Just because your boy can't stop crashing into Russell doesn't mean Russell isn't based.

>>151562350
It goes a lot deeper, my man.

>>151553974 (OP)
>this is somehow impressive enough to be the op picture
Stop riding his cock

>>151562581
>belly no sweet dem at all and dem dey sad
Yeah. That does sound like something Red Bull would say.

>>151562600
do you have brain damage?

>>151562188
He was also shit in Baku this year and had a similar safety car restart mental retardation moment, we don't even need to go back that far

>Tsunoda ready to help Verstappen by ‘making our competitors’ lives more difficult’
How will he help from P13?

1 month no weed

>>151562655
My wife

>>151562655
Man....

>>151562704
>Mein balls...

>>151562655
is she... unwalling herself?

Why F1 driver would ruin your city's Stadtbild the most?
For me, it's Hadjar.

>>151562655
>her posting this somehow produces more money than the average boomer workweek
i dont understand this gay, clown world anymore.

>>151562728
try being attractive

>we might get the good ending to this semen slurping season
sovl

>>151562740
atractive people = exist has always been true.

"influencing" is just a big pyramid scheme, nobody can convince me otherwise.

>>151562718
>covid mask
clearly an old video

>>151562748
Only if this nigga goes skiing in the French alps.

>>151562751
nvm then

>>151562751
I still see people wearing the chin diaper from time to time.

>>151562749
again, try being attractive

>>151562773
again,exist=before, pyramid.

>>151562655
Punished sophia, a slut without her seed

>>151561053
Kek!

>>151562812
>>151562773

peneloupi
amx

>just park your car bro
based

>>151562313
His last chance to prove himself desu

>>151562827
are you not understanding the point of what im saying?

>>151562839
no but seriously, is lando a complete retard?

>>151562061
cute!

Norris will win

>>151562927
He'd be the most undeserving champion since ... Hamilton.
Shit, this sport is fucked.

>>151562839
It's just that easy. Unless you are a mentally challenged midget.

>>151562927
you said this last year too and then he choked spectacularly

>>151562944
>>151562988
Norris.
Will.
Win.

>>151563006
Norris Will Win

>>151562991
>two talentless rocketship merchants and closet homosexuals
If it wasn't for Max this sport would be intolerable to watch at this point

>>151563038
Norris Will Win

Is checo in the paddock this weekend

>>151563014
>>151563049

>>151563049
Yeah, he'll win the faggot of the year award

my girlfriend supports lando

>>151553974 (OP)
cultural appropriation.

>>151563068
pozzed?

>>151563062
>>151563067

Norris Will Win

>>151563067
>>151563081
why is it always so easy to tell from a guy's face?

>>151563078
no, she said "nigger" before

>>151563111
Why does she support one then? Lando is black.

>>151556296
>not watching the MotoGP jewtube channel
based

>>151563121
my guess is because he's conventionally attractive looking

>>151562655
>9 poses
what a whore

Reminder that Leclerc is and has always been a massively overrated shitter, and it's your gayness that rates him.

I am trans

real f1 soon

>>151563207
Based Pontiac Firebird

race week no time for vidya

>hamspammer now has has to hype up no rizz because his favorite neguinho can't even get a podium in a Ferrari
KWAB

*doesn't win

>costcap era
>haas still shit
How?

>>151563136
>literal goblin face with broccoli head
>conventionally attractive looking
Is that why she's with you?

Already sold all my life savings. Norris better win all right

>>151563296
he has straight blond hair, the globohomos force him to keep a mutt haircut

>>151563296
idk I have straight hair with a normal side part cut

>>151563301
>backing a chronic bottler
Let's see how this pans out for you anon

LEWIS YOU UTTER DONKEY

>>151563161
Yeah, but he's completely and utterly destroying the "goat" this season. That's something. Not much, but something.

Horny

>>151563416
Willies engine cover to be btfo

>>151563416
What the fuck is going on with ferrari's gills

>>151563416
>ferrari

>>151563424
thin air
need more cooling

>>151563416
since when did f1 cars become fishes

Fuck it

>>151563458
I always wish for them to end up in the drink @ Jeetnada

>Lesdias and other based SFM animators no longer making Cunny

This world is so GAY. Just like F1

>>151563493
What's the story behind this?

>>151562411
like this >>151563470

>>151563470
CUNNY

Gay sport.
Not a sport
Curling is more a sport than Gay1

>>151563523
Here's the condensed version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

which rookies are going to red flag fp1 today?

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

beehave

>>151563610
small arms

why is the vpn indononce back

>>151563412
How do you say "experimental setups" in italian?

/F1/ will have their "CSGO Equipment Skins update" tier of meltdown. Some of you will die. But it will be funny as fuck

>>151563636
pasta bolognese

>>151563636
"100M"

>>151562666
He can ignore the blue flag for a bit.

>>151563680
>I'm going to use money someone else worked hard for and invest it into a volatile digital market that can be destroyed in one single action with no warning what so ever
skill issue

>New front wing can give you up to three tenths (0.3 seconds) of a time advantage per lap

When will RB stop constantly putting their 2nd driver at an artificial disadvantage?

>>151563680
This is the reality of the investment market. It's all gambling where only a few benefit from the suffering of the many.
There is no replacement for the real value of offering real products and serving. Everything else is a fantasy sold to you by people who want to profit from your losses.

>>151563680
>believing clown award farmers

>>151563680
>>151563728
the original is from skintrading subreddit

>>151563721
>When will RB stop constantly putting their 2nd driver at an artificial disadvantage?
Yuki has destroyed a chassis already, and we're in a cost cap era. Checo was rightly not getting upgrades either when he was routinely showing off each and every iteration of a new floor. If you're shit you deserve to go without, be thankful he's getting anything at all.

>>151563754
Why can every other team on the grid then give both of their drivers the same car?

Wait so Hadjar already confirmed to Redbull seat next year ??

>>151563762
of course he is, abdul

>>151563680
if my son blew his inheritance on vidya skins instead of hookers and fast cars I'd probably die once again, this time out of pure embarrassment

>>151563767
Source ?

>>151563753
>believing karmafarmers

>>151563775
No, cs2

>>151563777
Why would you waste your time and farm karma in a small subreddit where you can get max updoot instead of stealing a cat video from xitter and getting 50k

>>151563795
I once posted a picture of my cat on Reddit and I did get 70k updoots.

>>151563567
Lando "el felatinator" Norizz

>>151563810
congrats!

>>151563819
thank you kind stranger

checked out the mexican track on an f1 game and it seems besides the straight there are no opportunities to overtake
gonna be a boring race

>>151563810
b-b-b-based!!!!

>>151563759
Other teams don't have Max and need both drivers on equal footing to maximise point scoring. It's been clear for years Red Bull is only interested in the WDC, which only one driver can win. They don't need someone competitive next to Max to take points off of him, only to deny others from scoring more. As long as Max has spares and Yuki doesn't destroy anything there's no reason he won't get upgrades.

>F1 legends launch new podcast with The Race

Can't believe edd approved this

>>151563918
that'll be a group therapy podcast if norris loses

>>151563918
Hunger can break a man, anon.

>>151563918
these people look like they have pictures of minors on their phones

>>151563918
>the verstappen fan club
kek

>>151563918
this image made me throw up

>>151563639
tell me about this "/F1/"

>>151564001
here's what lulu is gonna do

>>151563931
Well yeah, I imagine they have grandkids

>>151564001
Here's a better idea. Get rid of the turn 4, 5, 6, and demolish the stadium section. If that doesn't work, nuke the city.

>>151564087
nukes dont work that high above sea level

>>151564083
even worse

So today is the last day of my 20s...
In about 7 hours I'll be 30.
God above... Where did the time go

Mexico el nexto hombres

arriba

>>151564133
didn't ask

>>151564133
i asked

>>151564155
Didn't ask if you asked

Surprisingly good Mixtape

>>151564133
kill yourself mate it only gets worse
t. older than you

>>151564158
no you didn't

for a Max win:
>pray to God
>pray to Satan

what do

>>151564168
nah, that's when you hit 40
30s are still fun

Good to see the Checonaissance is in full swing

>>151564199
Looking forward to see the checo barras and vale ultras posting

Would be an improvement over the ~~teh penguin of doom~~ tier posting by some

>>151563680
Doesn't valve take 25% of every transaction ?
How could you ever make money in that market?

Bottas will humiliate Perez

>>151563416
wonderful

>>151564237
3rd party trading sites, valve market is capped at 2k

>>151564133
yer a wizard harry?

>>151564133
This is the 2nd time you've blogposted about it so I assume you wasted your 20s on this pedo site

MAX IS GONNA DO IT ISN'T HE OMG

colapa

>>151564240
you can't humiliate the shameless

it's so over for colapissers

Their car was illegal already in 2024 - kind of says everything i guess.

>>151564350
baltics are so queer

>>151564133
old hag

>>151564346
Checo isn't the one with a calendar showing his ass though

>>151564299
These videos get millions of views on TikTok
What the fuck is wrong with "people"

>>151564353
that table sure has a lot of stuff on it

>>151562655
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151564362
>calendar showing his ass
A calendar showing asses? I've heard of horse calendars for little girls, but who'd want a calendar with donkey pics? Mexican farmers?

>>151563416
red bull is lewd since you can see actual Honda logo on the engine

>>151564353
Now to see if the cost cap breach was catering or not.

>>151564146
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET COLONIZED PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>151564385
The kind of fans that got brought into f1 by Netflix, I'd imagine.

>Security researchers gain access to private Max Verstappen data in shock FIA security breach
so how many centimeters is his penis?

>>151564426
evian bottle-esque

>>151564353
I'd love for McLaren to get punished for being naughty, but I imagine they're just going to get a fine.
Unless the fia decides that the problem was how much money they spent designing their cheat brakes, instead of the problem being the brakes.

>>151555079
>the race
Serious decline there, i watched edd and co when they worked for autosport circa ~2018, back then and during their early time at the race they were the best mainstream f1 news/discussion source.
My general opinion on them fell during their coverage of the 2021 season, whenever there was contention they'd always side with that ape and merc over Max.
Just generally went downhill from there with worse and worse takes, no pretense of impartiality anymore. It seems their egos have been inflated with even the drivers recognising them, constantly siding with and shilling the f1 management, like all parasites do when they depend on the health of the host to keep bringing them an audience.
Glenn is the only one who still seems alright, the rest are increasingly insufferable.

>>151564353
Schizoposting is on the table

>>151564353
sso what most people have been saying turns out to be true
#mclarencheats

>>151562428
That's a smiley. Smileys are fine.

So who at McLaren do we think has approached Lindblad and greased his palms enough to get him to turn Max's car into a wreck? I bet the reason they've only now brought Yuki's car into parity is so they can usurp it from him if needed.

>>151564133
I've watched F1 races live before you were born

>>151564299
Bluetooth speakers were a fucking mistake

>>151564299
shame on those passengers for not hitting him with some kung fu shit and throwing him under the train

>>151564353
nice source

>>151564353
>dsq
no not even close, however it would be funny if they breached it, i want to see piastri's fans mental coping over this fact/theory

>>151564564
ignorant. that's south korea, it'd be tae kwon do

>>151564299
in a normal country he would've been scalped and had his heart ripped out right there on the spot
in other words, social media was a mistake

>>151564592
who cares they're all ching chongs

>>151564353
>formularacers
when will people learn

>>151564299
juri vips is getting desperate for attention

>>151553974 (OP)
Which driver has the biggest penis?

>>151564643
Stroll

>>151564643
alonso

>>151564643
ollie (in his bum)

>>151564643
Bearman (in his mouth)

>fp today
>fp1 is going to be mostly rookies taking it easy
I want to see what "upgrades" red bull brought, and if they're effective.
I don't care about potential rookies getting seat time.

>>151564093
they literally blew nukes in space

wqhen mexidun?, question?

>>151564698
who?

the young rookie antonio fuckco

>>151564643
Satoru.

>>151564698
>Lawson getting replaced by Yuki yet again
Poor son of law.

Going to walk to the store before FP1, anybody want anything.

>>151564699
You're back!
One bong, 30 bings until FP1.

>>151564749
Coke, Jack Links beef stick and a Butterfinger bar, please!

>>151564698
>f. vesti
>p. aron
>l. browning
sex offenders
>a. lindblyad
>a. fuoco
>a. iwasa
>j. crawford
sex pests

>>151564749
One S-Budget energy drink for me, Lime green please.

is it even worth watching with that many rookies in fp1 honestly huh

When is F1 on?

>>151564749
get me some FUCKING durrys and a choc milk you CUNT

>>151564821
20:30, so 19:30 for you I think

>>151564786
No, he IS the biggest penis.

>>151564749
gatorade f or my jogging tomorrow

>>151564836
THIS IS THE POST

>>151564749
get me some canned chicken

>>151564836
oh yes

>>151564859
>>151564885
way too fat

>>151564749
the biggest bag of doritos you can find, please

>>151564895
This.
I'd launch into my rant about just why fat women are pushed on us as being attractive now along with how bigger everything else is all a psyop to condition our minds to accepting the former point, but I don't feel like being put into timeout right before the race weekend begins.
>F1 related because the cars are now fat & ugly

>>151564941
Girl on the right has a long back

to watch or not watch fp1 given how many rookies are present?

>>151564941
>imagine not finding this attractive
yangmi

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
Or so I have redd

>>151564749
Cialis so I can jerk off during fp1

Pathetic.

>>151564815
>>151565102
Watch. The potential trainwreck from having so many rookies on the track at the same time may be the best part of the weekend.

>>151565130
the potential of being a snoozefest is also incredible huge with all the hookies being extra careful
but hopefully you are right

>>151565125
>a little more load
When the official technical briefing goes vague & undefined.

>>151554199
>>151554208
can i get a qrd on this tape bullshit?
does the goblin actually need to mark the road with tape on grid so he can park right? why the fuck would fia even allow that?

Max might actually win the championship

>>151565162
True. It's a gamble, really. I'm starting to stage as I'm going to watch it.

DUN DUN DUN

>>151565179
it was a strip of tape on the wall and i dont know what it actually did because it was fuck all and shorely goblando would barely have been able to see it from his cuntpit

>>151563412
His teammate has never been near GOAT and has been about 14th best driver this year, your narrative is exactly what I'm talking about though.

>>151565179
My understanding is that it's not on the racing surface, but rather a vertical strip on the barrier wall.
And yes, apparently the goblin needs the equivalent ot every boomer hanging a tennis ball from the ceiling of their garage with string so they can park without driving into the wall.
Seriously, Red Bull should run out & add additional strips to either side to fuck with him.

>>151565197
it's just mclaren having a giggle

>Drink Coffee
>Got tired even more
The fuck

>>151565170
They're only allowed between 20 and 100 words to explain. The whole point of that document is to be essentially a layman's description of what it is and how it works.

>>151565118
it has been verifiedd

>>151565233
don't put diazepam in your coffee, m9

Hello my favourite pornstar ever is Hungarian!
f1 related cause we have many hung aryan posters and a racetrack there!

>>151565225
I'd fuck with him just out of principle. You're a fucking F1 driver, you're supposed to be the pinnacle of racing, and you need 5 minute craft tips & tricks to align a fucking car?

>thread still up
lel

>>151565118
imazhine how soft and pliable edd's cushion must be

>>151565179
Lando apparently needs a second additional line to be able to park correctly, and supposedly a red bull mechanic fucked with said tape at cota.

>>151565255
who is she/he/zey

>>151565267
Zafira!

>>151554199
>nclarenoids are getting salty and mentally raped
they're gonna implode like never before , kek

>>151565272
opel

>>151565201
>His teammate has never been near GOAT
Hamilton does have that same dumbfounded expression though that goats make when eating.

>>151565255
>Hello my favourite pornstar ever is Hungarian!
Andrea Timai ? based

>leclerc is fifty three points (two wins+) ahead of Hamilton
>leclerc doesn't have a win
>Hamilton doesn't even have a podium outside of a sprint race at a race he (and leclerc) were then disqualified from the main race over plank wear
>leclerc only has 142 points
Fucking oof. A hundred million dollars this season for him to be that far behind chuck. Hamilton, at this point, is paid over a million dollars per point.

>>151565255
Kek

Me, Oscar and the missus having dinner post US GP race

>>151565369
how did he win 7 championships before? i only got into f1 this year so it feels odd when i see hamilton fans reminisce the golden days

>>151565393
he looks like a proper midget here

>>151565369
>leclerc doesn't have a win
You know, I kinda hope he'll get one this season. Just because it makes the Hamilton record stand out even more.
But, yeah, I know, it's Ferrari. They'll never win anything ever again.

>>151565393
they're laughing at the massive american portions?

>>151565410
mercedes was a second a lap faster than everyone else

>>151565435
for 7 years?

>>151565410
Similar to how max was so dominant in 2023, apart from the fact that max is actually good at racing.
Hamilton is THE carbaby. Everyone else was kind of shit, and the merc cars were just that good. Once other cars started catching up, he stopped winning so much without straight up cheats on the cars.

>>151565448
8

total death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton (this one just for giggles)

Does Edd have sex?

>>151554199
>>151554208
>red bull mechanics trying to remove norris' tape

>>151565448
Ferrari were close in 2017 and were even faster 2018 and 2019.

>>151565482
way too fat

that's a whale, anon

that's a whale , anon

>>151565410
>how did he win 7 championships before?
By having the most dominant car in the history of the sport, FIA and the stewarts actively bending the rules for him on numerous occasions, him having a teammate with no backbone for over half of them, and his team giving him preference over his teammate to an absurd level. Oh, and the 2008 one he didn't even actually win.
Really, if you want to know why his championships are worthless, look at the Mercedes season he didn't win (despite FIA and Mercedes trying to gift it to him). 2016 tells you everything you need to know about how terrible he is, and how unsportsmanlike on top of that.

which car sounds the best and why is it the rb21

>>151565393
hilight of his week end

>>151565482
wheres the pusy hair?

>>151565482
way too skinny

I love Abu Dhabi 2021

>>151565504
grass doesnt grow on a road frequently traveled

>>151565481
>Ferrari were close in 2017 and were even faster 2018 and 2019.
That's complete bullshit that your country's press made up to placate the talentless rapper and his fanboys. Ferrari was never even close in performance and Vettel had to push it to its limits (and at times beyond) to compete with a trash driver like Hamilton in the Mercedes rocketship.

>shaved
go to gulag vladislava

>>151565482
*sniff*

>>151565481
2018 was the only year ferrari had a chance if vettel hadn't shit the bed
i mean bottas was 2nd in the pts in 2019 ffs

>2008*
>2014**
>2015**
>2017***
>2018***
>2019****
>2020*****

>>151565527
>grass doesnt grow
You mean Günther Grass, whose novel "Die Blechtrommel" (engl.: The Tin Drum) features a main character who one day in his childhood decides not to grow up and therefore doesn't?

ah ffs

death to FIA and MBS

>>151565560
i love racing

>>151565553
What do the stars mean?

>>151565560
"way too fat" is overstating it, but yeah she could do with losing a little

>>151565560
grow your pussy hair back stupid shalava

>>151565560
why are her veins so visible around the shoulders

>>151565560
onlyfans watermark makes it sovlless

>>151565567
How many months he cried when Hamilton won the championship

>>151565549
>if vettel hadn't shit the bed
Vettel didn't "shit the bed". That he ever even was in contention was a near superhuman feat and only really possible because Hamilton was actually underperforming massively.
Each of the spins and crashes Vettel got ridiculed for were a direct result of demanding more from the car than it could manage.

>>151565560
W-where's the cock cage?

151565593
>"won"
lel

>>151565567
Each star represents ten children that Mercedes had to sacrifice to keep their lead.

baking

bruh

>>151565594
You sound like Toto defending Kimi's crash last year by saying that he was so fast the car couldn't keep up with him.

>>151565567
>What do the stars mean?
Not him, but:
2008 - illegal car due to Spygate, only won on a technically (gaining points from a third party's cheating), belongs to Massa who's right now suing for it
2014 - car was a result of illegal pre-season tests, team very likely behind some very strange defects on Rosberg's car
2015 - car was still in part a result of the aforementioned illegal tests
2017 to 2020 - his teammate was Bottas

true for all seasons: FIA exempting him from certain rules in certain situations, while also being harsher than warranted to his direct competitors

>>151565663
I simply look at the facts and how terrible the Ferrari was that year. You, on the other hand, are eating up whatever excuse for Hamilton Edd and his collegues shit out.

gimi

>>151565669
>while also being harsher than warranted to his direct competitors
aka brit fairplay

>>151565669
Spygate happened in 2007 though.

>>151565724
>>151565724

>>151565713
The 2008 McL was basically the 2007 McL with minor improvements. It being allowed to compete as if the 2007 hadn't just been disqualified was as despicable as not penalizing Hamilton for his role in the whole scandal at all.

>>151564836
i love women

>>151565779
you sick fuck!

>>151565779
Fag

>>151565393
They make a cute couple.