Thread 151559339

Mentally ill Tomala troon thread

what do you think of gane's gf

>>151559395
wrong pic

Ciryl Gane let's go

We cannot follow them.

>>151559422
You actually just did. I made this thread and I'm jewish.

Aspinall is a full support israel saar retard

>>151559407
This is Tomala in a few years

Ciryl Gane has 6x the significant strikes and 1/6th the KO's of a retarded brit. KEK

Thomas Binhole will get his bussy annihilated very soon I can tell you that.

>>151559453
It's actually Tomala now. He claims he did it to make weight but we know why

>>151559435
Gane is a raped shitskin nigger mozlim like spammyjeet

>>151559473
Aspinall has zero knockouts kek

>>151559490
Divide that by 6 and you have Ciryl's.

>>151559498
Divide my balls across your forehead

>>151559514
you have none you mongolian freak

Gane by TKO in the 4th

>>151559525
See >>151559430
Handout chaim talmbout balls dio mio

>>151559514
you'd be heemed before u knew what heemed you

>>151559541
That's the idea of me paying you for a handy b

>>151559554
gay i fear

not a fan of this mongolian freak

>>151559578
I didn't ask your motivations bud

>>151555536
>Drags him off the fence with a single, turns the corner, switches angle to a double and keeps turning into the takedown.
Kek perreddit had a better takedown iq than Marv "The head in throat goat" Vettori has ever had in his entier PooFC career. Sad!

>>151559339 (OP)
He has no drip unlike Ciryl

>>151559620
MADE to get ZUTTED

Do we have the technology to recreate Derns ass smell in-house?

I just spent 20 minutes googling "tomala mma" to no avail just to realize it's another dumb /heem/ meme. wtf is wrong with you people? do I have to browse literally every heem thread to keep up with these dumb memes

>tomala toddler tourist
Go back

>>151559701
raped and gaped just like Tomala will be I dread!

>>151559737
Tommy Pickles if he never drew a dime

>>151559757
>>151559737
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SINCE
EXPLAIN

>>151559701
Aspinshit called stipe biden and jones trump you plebbitor newfag

>>151559407
thats a penis. gane is gay. like the entirety of the french

>>151559776
Tomala fills dung diapers from the fear he feels emanating from Gane. His Galactic Throat knows not even it can stop the fourth dimension energy and spirit of France firing from his BBC. Todd Lerspinall, father of a retard, and future retard himself

I heard you light to suck so
SUCK ON THIS YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAK

Saturday can't come soon enough

Gane vs Aspinall leak.

>>151559981
Gane didn't have to put that shit in his mouth he did it for the love of the game
levels

>>151560034
>both chimaev and gane have forsaken the european countries they immigrated to in return for saudi gold
what the fuck is wrong with them

>>151560175
Gane and Chimaev LOVE the Zutt's too much I'm afraid...

>>151560195
boring

The belt is ours

Aspie null is such a bum ass nigga

Tom has no chance

WEIGH IN SHOW IS ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTUq9ODmw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTUq9ODmw4

Im glad we have luke thomas on our side
Never gets old seeing him debunk the libtards

tom has a 100% finish rate

>>151560360
Indeed
No cock has left his throat unsatisfied

children's birthday party bobbing for apples waterboarding spree luke thomas

>>151560360
and 0 heems, the pillowfisted little rat

mmajoey is trending on r/mmapoliticsandculture

I boy tom aspinall even though I'm gay

gane has a 100% getting finished rate by jones
aspinal has a 0% getting finished rate by jones
i think it's pretty clear

#GaysForAspinall

>>151560034
>reveals Tomxir's ape-like skull
disgusting Swansea subhuman!!!

>>151560402
I didn't realize they were fighting Jon Jones this weekend
Idiot

Why do they call her janjiDOBA

>>151560415
very lucky for cereal gayne because he already got humiliated by him. aspinall made him retire without so much as a punch

>>151560418
it's funny

>>151560466
i can't believe tom assaulted that poor man

Nigger

Imagine having 0 KOs and allegedly 100% finishes what the O'Malley Billie Eilish Lix Fridman organic hell is going on
>>151560335
Who's the skirt

>>151560434
Go back to plebbit pisscord or whatever 9gag shithole you crawled out from

If you can tell your coworkers freely that you watch mma you should probably consider a career change

>>151560466
Even using aislop tomcels are unimaginative lames with strong homosexual undertones

Not even an Aspinal hater, but he does look bloated by death and decay.

>>151560522
Uh that's actual footage from earlier today

IT'S UP
>https://youtu.be/OhoWD6TatZs
A whole new episode of retardsson and fat guy

Poor poor AGPinall....nobody likes him

>>151560557
>that little nod at the end
kek

These press conferences are getting out of hand

you're gay though

>>151560488
There’s levels to posting.

>>151560522
Try writing that again in English dumb ESL faggot.

>>151560585
Holy freakin reddit

Tomala fantroons are so laughably bad at prompting

>>151560598
that was perfectly comprehensible

>>151560598
There wasn't a single morsel of incorrect grammar there mischling subhuman

ayo make that doo hit him with some beans LOL

>>151560595
It became binary again to me at some stage

>Ganeprompts: funny, imaginative, thought-provoking
>Tomprompts: durrr what if Tom wear funny hat

Tom Reddit will gas out in the first round
Gane will heem

You can’t just be throwing mexicans around like that

>>151560638
Vis an vis

>>151560614
>>151560609
Nice VPN samefagging jeet.

>>151560585
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151560656
Finland is our greatest ally

make AI video Tom press conference son monkey ugly goblin scream defecate poop

>It's a stupid ass 2pm card
Fuck me.

Going to go to slep but Id like everyone tk remain respectful to each other in my absense as we are all brothers in weem

>>151560680
They weren't our ally during WW2
They didn't join NATO until it became too late.
They are the self-serving bastard descendants of Mongol raiders.

workplace christmas party hijacked intruder throwing knives building evacuated luke thomas

Halloween IED jackolantern statewide threat luke thomas

>>151560715
>>151560730
Good heavens

Aiemann Zahabi Jelqolantern

grocery store ice cream supply contaminated ants released into stockroom luke thomas

Gane by BBC choke

>>151560714
Not joining your gay little club was the only good thing we had going now we argue how much money to give google to pollute our waterways and send a swedish homosexual to embarrass us in the white house god I hate it here

>>151560714
I don't care about any of that fucking nerd shit

>>151560714
Harbor freight

Nigger

doorknob dusting fentanyl absorption asylum center luke thomas

>>151560781
Good posting has become binary to me

1999 front row movie theater spoiling movie sixth sense bruce willis he's a ghost luke thomas

Snape killed dumbledore

elementary school break in lunch food inventory meth detected next day luke thomas

Things are getting disrespectful at these staredowns

Gaza AID replacement candy corn only Luke Thomas

the only people supporting gane are faggots and niggers, so I guess its not surprising there are so many of them here

>>151560860
what about him?

beer bottles thrown 10th level hotel balcony glass on street multiple car tyres punctured luke thomas

>>151560755
Not gonna read your dumb esl blogpost faggot. >>151560763
Try waiting longer samefaggot.

Imma kick YOUR fuckin ass

>>151560633
Happiness is in balance.

>>151560781
Deviously? Disrespect.

Man in beige suit hands the man in white a watermelon and a large plane ticket that says "AFRICA"

>>151559339 (OP)
Is tom using a drawstring or tan shoelace with his suit’s pants?……

I know, I know YES mma is rightwing, UGH! :(

MMA is just rightwing so badly that you're a victim now too

>>151560954
You know whats the real post, whats the real money post is me. Not these clowns that you already (You)d at the dumb gamethread. Not no one wanna see that, you know you beat them all ready. That's an easy post, you want that real shit right here

Ciryl. Fucking. Gane.

>>151560899
Luke has no balls. I would have told DJ UFC is kiked up and a ZOG propaganda machine, which it is.

>>151559339 (OP)
turkey teeth
turkey teeth
turkey teeth

>>151559339 (OP)
What an ugly freak

Nah fuck that!

>>151561116
Oy Vey Jewish Gane

>>151561040
He refused to follow them.

10:17

>be UFC athlete
>show up to the weigh ins with 5 mins left after the easiest weight cut of my life just to waste everyones time
Devlish.

People forget that many were picking Tai Tuivasa to beat Gane before they fought.
Tai was seen as very similar to Aspinall. He was knocking guys out in the first round. He had five knockouts in a row going into the Gane fight. Like Aspinall and unlike Gane he had little in the way of style, technicality, or finesse just a brawler. It works until it doesn't. Which is what has happened with Tai and we'll see this weekend with Tom. The only difference for Tai was that he wasn't lucky enough to be sent the championship belt in the mail without a fight as happened to Aspinall.

I don't think Andy Aspinall is serious about Tom going to boxing after his next two fights. Think he's just playing the eternal Anglo role perfectly of getting Tom a nice contract next time round.

Nah fuck that!!

She was too real

Imagine cheering for some twinkle toes "French" faggot pitter patter kickboxer instead of the guy with the shortest average fight time in the whole organization in any weight class.

>>151561316
I pay to watch fights, Tom is effectively robbing me

Alright Tom may have crossed the line here just a bit

Tom’s dad said he’s going to boxing after out his contract lmao

>>151561339
Maybe ask the Slov how he keeps their resemblance intact. This just looks like tom is bullying some random sheikh.
I think you want the starting image to be higher quality and in a neutral facial expression.

>>151561365
He said his dad wants him to box after but he wants to keep doing mma for years to come le lmao

Gane is instructed to eliminate Tom in order to avoid the title leaving the organisation again. it's in Emirates as well so they will let any fouls go. Tom is fucked.

>>151561365
He's a heartlet with no dedication to the sport. He has No desire to prove his delusional claims of being a great fighter.

He has no technical skills in boxing. If he moves to boxing Galaxy Throat will soon learn, like Ngannou before him, that getting knockouts in the UFC heavyweight division does not equal success in boxing.

>>151561365
He's going to make more money in one boxing fight than from 7 ufc title defenses, of course he's leaving after the contract is over

>>151561365
HE'S GONNA CARRY SPIT BUCKETS LIKE A BUM

>>151561417
Everyone knows MMA striking is bush league

>>151561417
Shut up faggot

>>151561144
Astute observation bruder hh

Gayne got wrestlefucked by ngubu, subbed in r1 by Jones and lost vs volkov.

Gayne is not an elite fighter, he's a wrestlelet pitter patter who relies on gassing out heavyweights, it's not a valid method of victory against too heavyweights

Nigger

>>151561417
TKO thomas has no knockouts in the shabbosfc

I have an alien growth inside my penis I fear, just like an episode of the x-files! I know how to deal with this
>open knife

>>151561447
Thomas The Tard Engine also has zero shoes that have not been shat in, should have punted me son off the cliffs of dover ages ago

>>151561446
turn on your monitor please

>>151561417
His show purse for a boxing fight will be higher than his entire ufc career payout, he doesnt even need to be successful in boxing, brainlet

>>151561445
and yet he's still a top hw
really makes you think

>>151561467
makes me think tim sylvia heems both

>>151561365
Tom would unironically get raped by some boxing journeyman. His dad is a moron and is very overbearing.

>>151561454
People think money just magically grows on trees in boxing. It doesn't they still have to make money.
Tommy has no fanbase, he's not marketable. Look at the card they built around his fight.
He's not going to get money like Ngannou did. Maybe he can be in Mike Perry's dirty boxing league like Rozenstruik.

>>151561478
truth nuclear bomb

Nah fuck that!

>>151561365
They're just gaming Dana and Hunter. D.Cs been in his ear this week telling him how much cash he could make lapping the division

People actually trolled themselves into thinking Gane has a chance

People actually trolled themselves into thinking Tom has a chance

>>151561500
Many such cases

>>151561452
I suspect his p*lish hag is the reason it still breathes dribbles and shits, their son too

Ciryl is going to run through Tom like Francis Ngannou on a moped

Andy Aspinall looks like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Imagine Andy and Bryan Battle demolishing a pot of honey

>>151561500
>>151561511
Tom aspinall is the most overrated and shit heavyweight since whichever tafa got fired

>>151561040
Faustian Spirit

>>151561478
>People think money just magically grows on trees in boxing

It's not "people" that are speculating, Tom himself has stated on multiple occasions that he's going to go to boxing, Delijas coach has stated that Tom's going to boxing.


It's not magic nor is it complicated, boxing allows multiple sources to crowdfund and sponsor fights, whereas the UFC starves the fighters of payouts

Damn, Tom is going to run through Gane! He has such great wins like....umm.....uhhh...

Mad how the entire world knows Andy Aspinall was cucked by Big John Fury

The heem trip to Japan is in 6 days so those of you who are coming need to make sure you've got everything sorted.

Tomcels actually believe he's going to box for saudi money the absolute state of mmafatso brainrot

>>151561538
Afraid (I fear) I'll have to skip I'm caught up in court the next couple of weeks for beating the shit out of someone I saw ILLEGALLY streaming dana white's ufc

>>151561548
You did the right thing, anon. We're going again in February so just a heads up for that.

>>151561524
That makes Jon Jones look really bad being scared of him then.

>>151561564
Tom ducked Jon actually

>>151561522
I don't want to imagine Bryan Battle.

>>151561543
Tom gets like 50k from having the Venum logo on his shorts in the UFC, anything outside the UFC is Saudi money, you just don't get it.

Tsarukyan even called out Topuria for larping as a rich person after winning the belt, everyone knows you don't become rich from being a UFC champion.

>>151561564
No one is scared of tom aspinall stop being the markiest mark of the funky bunch or at least use a eesti sim if you must

>>151561576
Jon literally retired to avoid fighting Tom

>>151561548
I'm scared.

Zero chance Tom Aspinal can do better than Jon Jones already did, by the way.

>Uhhhm actually Gane got better since the first fight so uh hurr and um he was injuuured duuur

Nobody cares.

>Topuria becomes a UFC double champ
>still has to LARP as a rich person
>begs for a boxing fight

>/heem/ brainlets: uhhhhh boxing doesn't pay anything, Tom is going to stay in the UFC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>151561590
Factually retarded jones was forced to retire to avoid trouble for the ufc after he was once again accused of heeming pussy (female) and doing drugs (high quality) much to the chagrin of fat streamers with no friends

>>151561594
Well I doubt they're paying Gane to take a dive this time.

>>151561614
Jon Jones (homosexual rapist) retired because he was scared of another man.

>>151561610
>capital at risk
>kvassblob the ponzi
Sounds legit

Who else is going to spam /heem/ BTFO when Tom wins?

>>151561617
Keep your bbc fantasies out of heem and only a homophobe is scared of meng jones literally murders them

>>151561615
Took a dive, he was robbed, he have family problem, he have injury and he was tired?

Nobody cares.

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>>151561625
I'll be there

>>151561626
Gay rapist! Jon Jones is a gay rapist!

One thing you’ll notice about Ganeniggers is they can’t stop talking about Tom. Tomchads don’t care less about Ciryl Can.

Tomcels can't stop talmbout Jon Bones Jones (2 division GOAT) thougheverbeit

>>151561670
Very, very factual post I fear.

Nigger

Bret fans never immediately insert Shawn into the conversation which is just a testament to his body of work, aspinall "fans" (redditors who sign petitions and spam comment sections) are like no fans I have ever seen outside k-pop or disney stars
>>151561690
Powerful

>>151561690
Very accurate description of Jon Jones.

I don't like the 2 finn era

Hasbulla has tamed Jon's wild heart

>>151561690
yes, gane is fighting this weekend

Perfect Practice.

>>151561705
You could have fished or foraged

Inside you is Jon Jones, you are Hasbulla.

>>151559395
do girls in america dress this way?

>>151559395
The cross is distracting

>>151561611
No is one claiming boxing doesn't pay. You still have to be popular and marketable to make big money in boxing. Tommy is none of those things he's a mentally I'll freak who looks like a giant toddler. That is aside from the fact that he couldn't compete against any high level boxer not even any mid level boxer.

>>151561718
couldn't tell you a single significant thing that a fin has done in the entirity of history

>>151561753
Sauna

>>151561647
This >>151561690

Tomala will be cleaning out the pissers at the local pub after this I frighteningly admit

>>151561759
the uk and the americas had sweat houses before anyone knew finland existed

>>151561626
>God fearing family man beats creepy pdf guy.

>>151561776
WE invented nokia

tick tock aspinall

Rimming prostitutes because I am Michael Chandler

It's a shame we never got to see canor get filmed ploughing brie chandler like thick mud and mikey being cool with it on twitter

Why is tom such an anti draw ?

The heel hook submission will be there for Ciryl Gane.

why is Gane so smug all the time

https://x.com/ufcontnt/status/1981602888645533720

looks like a swangandbanger

>>151561850
Embarrassing

If only you knew..

>>151561846
He has no charisma plays a fake nice guy like early cejudo decided to bank on neckbeard hardcores as a fanbase has a horrendous appearance that makes cain look fit hangs out with piers morgan in his spare time and even having a retard for a son hasn't made him any more interesting

>tom tries to sub gane immediately... FAILS
>tom switches to striking half way into round 1... FAILS
>on the stool tom sits there with no clue what to do now
>reverts to factory settings and tries to get a quick heem
>but his legs have been chewed up already in a way he's never experienced
>his movement is a mere 25% of what it should be
>he panic wrestles
>gane is calm and collected and throws him off with no issue
>tom gets dragged into the deep waters and mentally quits
>gane gets a round 4 tko via brain stem hammerfists

>>151560304
AssPOOnall poofters... We made a boom boom, I'm afraid... We're so pathetic...

Gane mogged Tom. I fear the BBC might be too much for our guy

>>151561846
Have you looked at him? He's a demented little freak

>>151561946
I don't understand what you guys are obsessing over, everyone has these shitty tattoos.

Must be a slow news week

How come Dern is fighting a boy this weekend?

i usually pay 10 but I paid 25 for a cart i feel so bad

>>151561961
You can get a BJ for £25

>>151561953
>>151561967
You want to know her name Tobes or have you found a new amore and yes I'm talmbout prolific

Clozapedo gooning with his BBC boyfriend again

He didn't even resist

Somalidaddy said yes! Boiminge is in fact getting heemed tonight.

>>151561753
Mika Häkkinen is cool.

>>151561953
It's not normal getting a tattoo advertising your deep throating talents not even prostitutes would do that.

>>151562024
Factual post

>>151562009
The maggots need their Mogadishu milkies.

I'm the only good bong poster on heem.

>>151561981
You have nothing. Now get out of my sight

Her Instagram is bare anyway

>>151562144
She has an exposed bum pic on her insta

>>151562146
Barefaced lie more like it

Say what you will about the bovine beauty but Prolific is certainly prolific (geddit) at languages, speaking both american sign language and spanish on top of english and hebrew, what an formidable addition to the ufc onionscal media team

Yeah I'm a jacked Hufflepuff boy. Wat up?

>>151561967
Tom does it for free, ask any gay lad from Manchester

Tom Aspinall. The Throat of the World

DEMENTED FREAK

Ciryl Gape

civil rape

Gooby is now sober and saved by god. But is it too late? He's already shown Azelia Banks his cock

>>151562202
Your dad’s called Tom?

>>151562264
Tom of Finland, yes

>>151562238
the “I’m sober now” parade is meaningless because his businesses and his career are tied to the violent, depraved, drunk personality.

>>151562269
He went through the exact same phase prior to the 2nd Dustin fight

>>151562159
No way. Did you make this?

Weird there aren't any UFC argie champs considering there are plenty Brazilians

He's gone! :(

Kinda crazy that Gane dies tomorrow.

>>151562314
Do not worry my white friend, being a big booty Argentinian woman is the best base for WMMA

>>151562358
Ey that you? What's that you posted? Can't be legitimate, is it really off Instagram?

>>151562413
Who?

>>151561876
This is what I wish will happen but know won't because we french are cowards and are only n°1 at being lazy and stupid

Kek people think Gane has even a puncher's chance when he doesn't have any power

>>151562419
What do you mean who? Is this good Finland (or at least used to be)?

>>151562427
Huh?

>>151562431
Kys

Who's got prolific's Instagram?

>>151562435
Kiss your sister?

Who the fuck is prolific

Why does tom have such a narrow skinny fat look

Is this where MMA peaked?

Can I use clever AI models to tell me who to bet on? And can I sue if they get it wrong?

>>151562468
No this is

Fuck this shit, I don't know why I even come to this place. sayonara

Goodbye retard.

MMA peaked at Dern's UFC 321 open workout

>>151562503
But enough about your mothers dying final words to you.

gane... now that was a fucking champion

>>151562525
That's fucked up man.

Me and my partner just before the early prelims start.

the gane era...

>>151562503
>>151562525

The world after Tomala gets fraudchecked this weekend

Let me pose a serious question to you...and we're all against abuse of- nobody should be hitting nobody let's put it that way. Don't hit me or or- you know I might hit you back you don't- just.. let's not put our hands on each other let's...have a talk...okay? While we talking I tell you to shut up. Do you think it's wise for you to keep talking?

ONEchads we are live

>>151562593
cuck ass niqqa

teppen gym supremacy

The Kamarudeen consensus

>>151562657
rødgrød med flød and how it's pronounced "reughgreughmefleugh"

Hopefully Aspinall can hop on a cooking with volk

Disgusting deformed balding turkey teeth AGPiglet Tomala Rapedspinall

>spend time learning the japanese style
>fight a guy that's very in and out and bouncy
kek why not study your actual opponent instead, retard
>>151562671
words can hurt

HEEEEEEEEEEM BODY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMU

he'll be watching with bacon, I mean bated breath

>>151562697
more like boner breath lmao

>>151562275
>>151562304
Yes it's her and from her insta

i like gane because he looks like me

>>151562710
You’re confusing Gane with Chris Barnett

>>151562687
Faggot

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated

>>151562729
We don’t sign our AGPigosts here

I find it quite interesting that even tho it's Tom that drinks so much coffee it's often his opponents that end up crashing later in the day

Nigger

>>151562736
hahahah you're an actual faggot kek

>>151562743
Factual post I fear

>>151562743
Chocolate chunks from my Blaydaddy’s BBC stopped me tanking and tugging on my Jondaddy’s thang sadly

>>151562760
Yeah you’re gay as fuck. And when I say you I mean the person writing your posts and not the name you post under.

Put my inheritance on Tom.

>>151562438
I can give you her name b

Pigslut getting pieced up in sparring.

>>151562710
me too

>>151562772
I’m a raped piggy

what the fuck is agp, in english doc

>>151562793
Yes (you) are, being the person writing those posts.

Tom Aspinall's fart lab

Ya Ali

>>151562788
Sadly I’ve been gaped many times

kino fight

>>151562793
Very very disrespectful to your countryman and I expect you to take this post down right away.

>>151562802
I bet you have faggot

HEEM STOPPY

HEEEEEEEEEEM BODY AGAIN

Thank you chatri

>>151562802
Very Arabic post

Is "ya Ali" essentially a prince Rupert drop reply

josh from drake and josh

>>151562819
It hasn’t become right wing, he’s just mad he wasn’t able to creep in his woke commie politics into MMA. He would love it if the UFC was shilling for Palestine and democrats.

>>151562809
Jaidaddy made me his personal AGPiglet.

When I got back to the hotel girogina had soaked the sheets.

>>151562819
He's underselling it, it's downright a propaganda wing for the current pedo establishment

Yummy sexy white Eurodaddies need to colonise me.

Now.

what the hell is girogina

Ali seriously spends all his time on heem this is fucking hilarious

>>151562843
You sound like my wife whenever a sexy pakdaddy pulls up. We NEED to import more so they can colonise our bacon bussies

>>151562849
Only sexy white daddies are allowed to gape me.

Do you know any sexy white daddies to colonise me?

How does a sport become "right-wing"?

>>151562843
Good post.

>>151562858
For real?

>Makes fun of Tom's hair, out of the blue
>Tom doesn't know what is going on
>LAUGHS in Tom's face
>Tells him he needs to look the part of a champion
>Ends the interview
>Little Aussie sidekick nervously interrupts to make fun of himself, just so Tom doesn't feel awkward.
WTF DID HE DO IT?!

>>151562862
All TWPs trooned out after my sexy zatdaddy porked and pozzed me!

>>151562866
not officially confirmed but there's something on his chest, could be a zit

>>151562834
>his
you mean yours

>>151562833
Big surprise doos that swang vote Trump doos that sniff and hug love muslims and drag queens.

What do we do if Tom loses?

>>151562877
Not as raped as me thoughbeit

>>151562862
native girls are a peach, grew up with them total whores like all women.

Tomala xirs…he’s joking r-right?

>>151562858
>>151562880
the official ganecord cope has been decided

>>151562901
>MMAJoey
Way to out yourself you giant faggot

Gane ducked Pavlovich.
Tom heemd Pavlovich.
There are levels in this game.

>>151562901
I'm sure he had this same energy when Umar got a title shot off one ranked win.

TKO tom has never heemed anyone

>>151562905
tom. chin. in. air

>>151562929
The lion does not concern himself with tucking his chin

>>151562876
lmao saw that too. probably a ganecell

heeminder
This is MMA related bcuz some MMA fighters are American.

>>151562929
hmm yes surely pillowhands gane will be the one to capitalise on tom's suspect defence

>>151562954
This diet turned MMAJoey into the hulking Adonis that we see today

tom is nothing but a weightbully. tree times gane's size.

>>151562929
Higher chin equals more protected brain stem. Gabe has no path to victory

>>151562942
>>151562957
dang some many brits towards the weekend

>>151562954
Nothing wrong with a little cheese.

saensak fights like a massive pussy, can't stand it.

>>151562897
Muslims celebrated that bud

>>151562964
gane will take tom to the championship rounds, tom will slow down, he will look like shit

>>151562901
I'd fight this pig right now no questions asked

Ciryl Gane tapped in 2 minutes and 4 seconds to a man that went the distance with Anthony Smith.

Tom was given the title, he didnt take it

>>151562954
I don't believe this is true.

Need sexy white daddies

Now.

>>151563024
and why was that?

hahahahah dead bitch couldnt breath
1 down 2 to go hahahahaha

>>151563033
lions don't concern themselves with sheep

I have a dream.

That sexy white daddies will cream my dirty AGPdiaper

>>151563037
Auspiggy Metcalf and Charlie Squirt will be waiting with gaped bussies

>>151563037
Arthur had sugan in his tank.

>>151563053
Two sexy white daddies

lions don't concern themselves with hiding their boner when wrestling with hasbulla

>>151562876
>tells tom that john fury is probably his real father because andy is a manlet
>tells him to do a dna test
>brings andy and shows him the dude who he thinks fucked his wife
humiliating week for aspinalls
the worst part? its only the beginning

>>151563083
Mmmmmmmm….

>>151563053
who? lol Jon Jones brother died pfft ahahahahahaa next up is Hap and ace

>>151563089
Tom really should have decked that doo for implying his mom is a whore.

>>151563089
lol brown people are obsessed with white dick to the point they spend hours making connections between British cocks

>>151563099
Two piggies who squirted their clitties in public

>>151563037
So, Little Bony Jones was the runt of the litter in that family. No wonder he's such a little shit.

asspainal is gonna make gayne bark like a dog on a leash tomorrow

>>151563119
hap and ace? I knew those fags were gay

>>151562954
maybe per year

The chomocord woke up hangry.

They musta not got they BBCreakfast sucklin' I fear.

>>151563169
>hears “clitty squirt”
>immediately thinks about children
Chomonada moment

you know who didn't wake up? Arthur Jones that fat piece of shit quitting on his family like that

Since she was a child, Brie Chandler has always wanted to adopt two black boys and then three years later have a daughter (carried by a surrogate to avoid stretch marks). Always!

The state of this thread I just wanted to tell Toby about prolific

My bacon bussy will welcome Arthdaddy to the afterlife

Quick stop at Toby's and load up that plate!

I'm afraid Arthur went to hell to get raped by the devil

Kang Arthur can put his sword in my stone whenever he wants!

the bong typed that gay shit out in the first person

>>151563183
Now he can stick his rigor mortis BBC in my maggoty boiminge and throat clitty!

>>151563203
Excellent post.

white people go to heaven I'm afraid
black people get raped by the devil in hell like known Christian Abdulmanap nurmogomedov

okay no more gay stuff lets talk the fight. Does tom have 5 round cardio? or will he wilt?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEM

>>151563218
Heaven is Sexy Black Daddies pullin' our pork and spacklin' our cracks!

>>151563219
I honestly don't know Tom doesn't fight enough

ayo where the air at nigga

Some of these WMMA fighters have enough body fat to menstruate. How does that impact their fighting?

>>151563249
Women only menstruate when they catch the scent of a bricked up BBC

Wanna hear my freestyle?

>>151563249
>
they only menstruate when they need a strategic weight miss

>>151563253
i thought porn was haram? dagestanis would kill you paki freaks

>>151563239
Sucked it from your BBC through my maggot minge sadly.

>>151563234
we know. I have a feeling Tom is going to be out of his element after 3 rounds

Just woke up can't wait for the weigh ins Ari Emmanuel is in the building

>>151563270
yeah but Gane has 0 tdd so its a toss up really the odds are off on this one

Calculations. Recalibrations. Execution.

no really wheres the air nigga? I cant breathe I'm gonna take a nap to recover

>>151563283
>the odds are off on this one
yeah, i think the odds should be closer. Gane's tdd sucks but Tom hasn't gone to 5 rounds. if tom blitzes in the first half of the fight and doesn't get gane out of there he might gas himself out

ONE is on and very good btw

>>151563295
What stops Tom just laying on Gane if he’s tired? Volkov was able to do it and his grappling sucks

>>151563306
im watching g

Imagine thinking ciryl is going to let tom anywhere near him to even attempt a takedown

>>151563307
you're not wrong and with the fight being in the ME we might not have the crowd booing to advance the fight. But Tom is a real one and will try to find the finish.
HEEEM

>>151563317
Gane will try to run away but sadly there is a cage

>>151563289
My maggot minge has a vice grip I'm afraid...

HEEEMMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>151563259
Yeah

>>151563330
Do I look like travis barker
But I get dem drums clappin

The odds are like this because we all saw Gane lose his last fight

ceremonials are on btw

>>151563307
true, I like this fight it makes heavyweight interesting

>>151563338
Tom isn't anywhere near the level of grappler that jones is

Man I that nap idea was a bust now I'm in hell wtf bruh hey Jons down here

>>151563342
Put the name back on my maggoty mealy minge is more interesting

>>151563340
We're watching ONE Friday Fights mate

>>151563346
Gane got taken down 4 times by Volkov

>>151563334
Doesn thryme

>>151561840
wtf i thought khamzat is like 6'3 and big zest like 6'4

>>151563350
calm down pakinigga I was napping

heavyweight division is basically dead at this point, either pay the fighters better or by 2028 they'll all be boxing for £££ instead

Ciryl gane can't box

Who we betting on?

>>151563353
Hold on a second, hold on a second, hold on a second I see whats going on

>>151563365
I need a Sexy Pakidaddy for the gape Daddycarlos left in me...

>>151563366
knowing dana hed probably wants more hws to go to boxing so he can justify investing into boxing more

>>151563352
yeah but volkov couldn't find the finish and Gane reversed position and took him down too

>>151563366
you sound like those Americans that always cope and say their best athletes aren't fighting like damn nigga I can't breathe or fight

>>151563385
shouldn't be too hard since you're pakifather raped you he'd probably like another go at it

>>151563392
Volkov isn’t very good at grappling

ONE sux, theres too many no name bahtfighter from bumfuck nowhereland and Chatri doesnt care about MMA.

>>151563410
that's why gane took him down too. Tom isn't any better than volk when it comes to grappling. Tom only has two submissions with the rest of the finishes being mostly GnP

>>151563404
Daddycarlos is a Sexy Black Daddy and he made my clitty squirt thoughbeit!!

Need sexy Swededaddy to breed me.

>>151563432
AARON
FUCKING
PICO

I'm not posting in this absolute dumpster fire btw

>>151563438
you're father made his jizz squirt out of your ass pal

>>151563447
mma is so gay

Last time I checked Volkov didn't get heelhooked by some random

>>151563451
>you're

Daddycarlos BBC got ya boiminge even more twisted up than my maggot minge, playa!

>>151563447
getting straightened out like that is pretty amateur I'm glad Volkov improved

Reminder that Tomala couldn't take down THE Rugby player

>>151563446
MY BOY
THATS MY BOY

>>151563459
Last I checked Tom Aspinall defeated Alexander Volkov by round 1 submission

shut up sneed

>>151563472
I did amateur with Daddycarlos!

Who tf taps to a heel hook? it's literally just pain

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>151563495
you did amateur with ya daddy playa

>>151563366
HW div can fuck off for all i care, how many genuinely entertaining fights has it produced? let the bums go pillow tapping for arab money idc

can somebody help Im getting raped by the devil here and Jon's just laughing in the corner

>>151563505
Put King Arthur's name back on.

Now.

My maggot minge is waiting.

>>151563498
Shut up you fucking somlai

Bo Nigger

Do you think mcgregor has ever done cocaine?

>>151563533
think hes more of an m(d)ma enjoyer

Business Idea: bet main event goes the distance

ahhhhh now I'm getting raped by Iryna Zarutska ahhh Jon help me

These ceremonial weigh ins feel so soulless.
Anyone else or is it just me?

>>151563553
it's the saudis, lots of money with no soul

>>151563553
We're watching the thai m8

Bahiquan would destroy mma

volkov vs almeida is one of the most stark racial matchups we’ve seen in a while

I don't support homosexuality.

Hey guise did you know ONE UFC is on?

>>151563601
No I didn't. thanks for letting me know

Damn ghetts is really going on the landing isn't he heembongs

>>151563527
who's your daddy?

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

heeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmm

>>151563618
He actually raised me probably an alien concept for you

>>151559339 (OP)
could Jiri heem Chimaev?

>>151563645
>mariskahargitaybigtits.gif
Most definitely

Modelo: Brewed for those with a “fighter”spirit. What happened ? Modelo is no longer partnered with the UFC? It is now bud light? Very strange and weird. I have feeling Bud light paid them HUGE amounts of money just to try and recover from their “woke” commercials which resulted in huge sales sinking. No one was buying bud light.. They cried and begged the UFC to sponsor them. What will they say now ? Bud light is brewed for…? First they changed from Bodyarmour to Prime. Now Bud Light to Modelo? What’s going on? Modelo was way better for the UFC. Better beer and better advertisement. “Brewed for those with a fighter spirit

>>151563618
And what does he do?

>>151563645
Khamzat is probably the best fighter in the world right now. Possibly the best of all time. Even with the size difference there's no way.

Really didn't like seeing Tom's energy here bros... I don't feel so good about this. Gane might just nuke the entire division in an instant if he wins.

Coofzat has one lung and got absolutely buried by a black retard that can't walk up stairs thougheverbeit

Assrapebum has pissed off the boss never a wise move when you're a low level draw

>>151562901
nice self own kek

took a redbull from the work fridge thats been there for 2 weeks

turned around and saw a camera up on the wall and now I'm thinking it might be over

1. A win for Gane is a win for Jon Jones
2. Good always defeats evil
3. Tom is english

>>151563713
Why do you work you're swedish

>>151563676
Gane knows

>>151563734
someone has to support the freeloaders

>>151563724
if good always defeats evil and jon jones defeated ciryl gane and a victory for ciryl gane is a victory for jon jones then ganes victory is assured

>>151563371
You want bets? Are you gambling this saturday?

>>151563747
I thought that was what we do while you eat freshwater crabs and sip sparkling wine

That might have been the most soulful cerimonial weigh in I've ever seen

>>151563797
We're watching the thai la'

>>151563676
Looks like Gane has THE STAPH

>me son
>me boy

>>151563806
Good. It means his wrestling training is effective.

fighters wouldn't get staph so much if they didn't shave their chests like faggots

UFC really wants Aspinall to win

>>151563669
Khamzat has a glass chin

Aspinall wouldn't get mocked so much if he didn't tattoo his neck like a pornstar

>>151563842
and he will

Aspinall by sub

Jones wouldn't get mocked so much if he wasn't homosexual.

>>151563845
How could we know he's never been heemed

shieet a guy I used to train with won his fight in one fc

>>151563842
Why? Gane is a movie star, an international draw, charismatic, tom is a liability who doesn't show up, has a bum leg, isn't a draw, and said he wants to go to wwe or pillowtap

>>151563863
Just watch his fights whenever he takes a big hit he crumples. Ddp hit him once and he flattened and went back to the grapple instantly.

>>151563866
Cool. Which gym?

>>151563866
gustafsson?

Ciryl "Good Kid" Gane

>>151563891
Bless you

>>151563879
borås fightgym

>>151563891
Linus Bylander

>>151563915
you're funny
>>151563922
oh cool, gustafsson never fought in one so thats mb

>>151563922
Dis doo lives in the tip of the meng

So are we just going to die in hear? Make an new one

>>151563944
let go, brazza, let heem die

>>151563952
*coof coof*

>>151563922
asg bara i borås

NEW

>>151563995
>>151563995

>>151563845
We’ve never seen him on skates. Every when burns got a kd he seemed to recover immediately

>>151563806
Unfortunately it's not in the Getty portraits. Likely a pimple. And no redness around it at all. Wish it was ffs. We're fucked.

>>151560585
i lol'd