Thread 151563995

>Power Slap 16: Wolverine vs Klingbeil Prelims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS0dQKjYMZo

HEEMVIOUS: >>151559339

First for Finland

Dana is getting fat and fuckable again. MMA is healing

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>151563995 (OP)
THE Jujhar?

People forget that Jones lost some rounds to Stipe

Im so fucking excited for McKenzie Dern vs Jango Fett or whatever. Battle of the bitches man. Battle of the fates. Destiny awaits

People forget man people forget

>151564009
Who gives a shit

>>151564009
Waddap b ignore the somali

>>151563995 (OP)
bro, paying closer attention to Tom's new neck tat makes me realize how fucking bad it is

Buddy got the shitty space scenes those niggas in new york spray paint on the side of the street for $15 using a bucket and cup permanently inked on his neck black as fuck

his giant back piece was at the very least interesting, unique, different. But this shit on his neck looks like fucking ass, wtf was he thinking?

>>151564058
you can't even tell what is it point-blank up close, this guy was over here talking about having one of the highest fight iq's in the game, he's just athletic as fuck for a heavyweight, clearly has the mentality of a retarded English Northerner equivalent of a Dwarf in WOW

>>151564058
Tom got zutted before the weigh ins

Schaubed four times since waking. I'm qeemed.

training my son from a young age with one goal in mind: to be the greatest in powerslap history

tom is but a mere sacrificial lamb

>>151564115
Uh, yeah. That's a based post.

>>151564009
Fuck you

Actual gay thread

jesus christ. I don't think I've seen someone look as shook as Tomala looked in the cerimonial weight in

>>151564058
mma foighta and shitty tattoo, these two things arent mutually exclusive

>>151564058
There seems to be an emerging trend with British new money Deano types -alongside the blinding white fake teeth and Turkey hairline- to absolutely cover yourself head to toe yourself with tattoos. Don't be surprised to see Tom looking like this in a few years time

>>151564130
Monitor on buddy.

Oh no...

>>151564115
Based, if by the age of 20 my son isn't making 2k/2k on the greatest stage in combat sports history then he's being disowned

>>151564138
>Galactic Throat already has his eyes on the prize
Gane's BBC is in danger.....

>>151563995 (OP)
SLEEM IS LIVE

>>151564058
He’s a bit of a retard but it doesn’t really matter because he heems people for a living

>>151564138
Dana looks like something out of animal farm

>>151564169
*TKOs

It's over? Yeah it's over

LET'S GO

>>151564138
mirin that occipital fold on GODne. truly a brain with unlimited processing capacity

>>151564191
Thats a half heem.

So what’s Pisslam going to do if he wins the belt and has to fight number one contender Belal?

>>151564207
Spit on that thang

gane has an steel chin, rewatch tuivasa fight. that one shot was just a crazy fluke and he can usually eat bombs with no problem.

1 more day till they unlock the cage for Gane

Tomalajeets...

>>151564212
Gane got sat on his arse by Bam Bam

>>151564225
Tom is gonna be dead and gane after tomorrow

never ever EVER watching slapshit

Tomala will win the presidential debate against Republican candidate, Grump

Something /heem/ never forgets is that we cannot follow them. Wir Nationalsozialisten werden dafür sorgen.

The cage is unlocked

Tom has never fought a person who knows how to move sideways. Curious if he’ll be able to cut angles or if he’s just going to chase Gane across the octagon until gassing out.

>>151564283
Locktober is still on, silly

how is gane going to sneak his chastity cage past the commission?

The first decent grappler who can just punch khamzat in the face really hard wins the belt. 2 week Usmeng really fraud checked khamzats ass

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Dead and CTE

>>151564296
Fits nicely under the cup b

>>151564298
It do be like that.

This is great already

>>151564298
The courage and fortitude of that little fella is admirable. If only the shabbos on /heem/ had such conviction.

>>151564341
he was a retard who betrayed his natural instincts and died for nothing

brehs... remember this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/coiZ-yAUBqc

>>151564370
He would not follow them. We cannot follow them.

>>151564381
he killed himself

The fact that the surname "Asspinal" survives even one generation without it being changed to something else is astonishing to me.

>>151564375
That Gooby was assassinated by Dana’s private death squad and replaced with a body double.

>>151564392
So will I!

>>151564423
This is becuse black males do suicide by cop, look it up.

>>151564392
Xhe empathises with that.

Talk about the event going on now you fucking morons

fucking size of this fella. absolute unit

>>151564392
You don't know that but I always knew you were a helwani

Thomas Aspinwall

>>151564443
>had to cut to make 265
I think he might be the biggest guy on the roster right now

Lehtipihvi and big jaffa please.

>>151564392
He lived an unrestricted and pure life, free of them, of his own volition Something many heem goys (you especially) could never allow themselves to do. Notice he headed for the mountains, the true aryan spirit of boundless exploration and discovery. Boundless space. A pursuit of meaning. You wouldn’t understand.

>>151564450
Are you ban evading your ban for ban evasion?

This dude just quit he should be banned from slap going forward

>>151564454
His physique melted because he stopped blasting roids
Looks way leaner here

>>151564462
You should follow him and your idol

>>151564443
>That one uncle that says he used to be jacked when he was younger

Soon 6 months porn free... Feels so good bros.

>>151564464
This guy is ahead of me in the line >>151564457
I just want the iskender special take away and a big jaffa

>>151564468
Aye he's obviously been taken off whatever he was on

>>151564476
why are you telling us this

>>151564488
You were telling us earlier about your red bulls let johan tell us about his job

>>151564488
Because I'm proud of it and have no one else to share it with>>151564485

>>151564481
You already vomited that into my minge...

>>151564507
>>151564520
my bad b

>>151564520
Go have a wank fella

>>151564525
Jew

>>151564525
Same. Im thinking a course of Futa on female for this fine evening

>>151564535
My favorite Sexy Daddies!

They cut my minge up like a foreskin!!!

im letting regular people put regular thoughts in my head but im no regular bloke!

Atlantian Princess mermaid Ariel Helwani

>>151564578
Need that Sexy Daddy's head to mush up my maggot minge...

>>151564578
If you could keep out of these important matters it would be appreciated

Ciryl Gane has already 2 wins over Tom Aspinall.
Won the story when it was revealed he has a bigger penis than Tom and another story win because he looks cooler.
2-0.

>>151564472
Mmmm

Arnold Allen was beat up in the street by civilians kek https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-15218535/UFC-star-beat-street-Montreal-bizarre-reason.html

>>151564589
Stfu and hook up maggot minge up with your dead mommy's Somalidaddies.

>>151564602
>AUFCstar has claimed that he was 'beat up in the streets' of Montreal because he was 'not speaking French'.
That's really fucking funny

indiankino alert

SINGH IS KING

tom aspinall is a point fighter

>>151564618
Apparently it was all a jest https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/Arnoldbfa/status/1981338410116681847#m

>>151564602
KWAB

>>151564602
Po po po lil' piglet...

Let's just hope a Sexy Pakidaddy got up on in him...

>>151564602
Fake news

>>151564648
>I-I wasn't raped

KWAB!!!!

>>151564648
To be fair daily mail and nypo are not really journalism

Yummy CIAdaddies making my neck and bussy squirt

is it true what they say? conor mcgregor finally cleaned up his act?

Everybody on three!

One!

Two!

Three!

BLACK DADDIES!

*CLAP CLAP*

BLACK DADDIES!

*CLAP CLAP*

SEXY BLACK DADDIES!

*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP*

I can't keep up with all these names!

>>151564695
They finally cleaned up my clitty juice after Daddycarlos gaped me...

>>151564648
Raped?

>>151564671
From what I understand they're right wing rags that hate Somalis. No good at all.

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED

>>151564739
We call them Sexy Somalidaddies here.

>>151564739
Well a broken clock is right two times a day

>>151564769
Get me the Sexy Somalidaddies from your mommy's maggot minge!!!

SLEEM continues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkkxXJw-_Qs

>>151564602
lmao he said he was joking in the interview, silly guy

plz have some indian getting slept by a melungeon next

Daner looking especially leathery these days

I wouldn't want to be standing before Gane when his cage unlocks

Italian bogglin

I'm so glad the aspiss and guru memes end tomorrow

Sup heem. I must have missed out on quite a lot. I thought we were bullying Sneed for having sex with men assigned male at birth... But the new spammy meta is to say we're even gayer than he is? And that we like blackdaddys MORE than him???
Someone please fill me in on this new meta.

>>151564820
Unlike wmma, it's good

White daddies choking me mmmmm

I am a poof

>>151564820
>he doesn't want to watch women slap the shit out of each other
low-t

>Pauline Macias
>37 years old
Only the most elite athletes at power slap

>>151564873
this is fucking garbage mate these slaps wouldn't even register on my balls

Slapping each other in turn is not a sport combat or otherwise

>>151564856
Nobody is assigned male or female at birth you fucking idiot

>>151564880
I agree but I also disagree b

>THIRD title shot
Lmao I think homie might be allergic to gold

they need a division where the people are so fat they need mobility scooters and oxygen tanks between rounds imho, doesn't feel very American currently

>>151564912
What the hell

Be a Mosquito would brutally sleem both of these chicks

>>151564904
>Nobody is assigned male or female at birth you fucking idiot
Everyone is, when you are born the doctor takes you out and if you have a penis he pulls on it and says "Yes male"
If you do not have a penis he just gives you a pink blanket and says "FUCKING WOMEN"

People of good character don’t watch power slop.

>>151564915
Seriously why are you tomcels so shit at memes you can't even use aislop this is 9fag tier embarrassing

Chills..

>>151564861
>>151564870
Daddycarlos will have to gape me a couple more times to fit these BBCs...

>>151564916
Have you seen American heavyweights?

In fairness I like the bane meme of aspinall that one is alright

Assigned piggy at birth

APAB

>Tom's dad refused to resign and already looking at boxing after his contract expires in 3 fights
>Dana hardly mentioning Tom at all this week, and probably pissed he wont resign so wont give him another shot at gold even in a robbery
>Everybody stating this should be a one sided wash
Not a Ganecel but the closer we get to the fight the more I'm getting the vibes that maybe Tom fumbles somehow someway.

>>151564951
Are you a white daddy? Got my AGPfentanylussy acting up…

Booo

>>151564936
Sorry cuckboi your black lover already lost two title shots to worse fighters

Charli talking down to you while she quickly jerks the tip

>>151564986
Doo thinks he's Ngannou

>>151564948
That was an embarrassing fight. Shows that there's levels to this shit.

Are you all excited for tomorrow?

Power Magician

Why didnt you marry her so she does not have to get paid for CTE?

>>151565027
Because I don't want her to slap me

Did i miss /slap/?

future powerslap champion Tai Tuivasa

>>151565027
She's not chinese.

>>151565018
Not really. Feels like a Fight Night card.

>>151564950
why do some people legs bend inside like this?

So Gane couldn't beat injured no knees Ngubu, couldn't beat fat and old LHW Jones, but he's going to beat natural HW that's dangerous on the feet and on the ground who's not old and washed up yet?

Explain.

Skinnyfat Tom weighs almost 10lbs more than musclular Gane

SO uh.... why did Gane put on the ZUTTED outfit?
Did he get some BZC?

>>151565046
genetics/obesity/malnourished childhood

Post Mackenzie Dern's butt thank you

>>151564952
no cause there aren't any they all became professional chuds instead I lament dreadfully with chills

>>151565053
Couldn't beat VOLKOV

>>151564988
Your rigor mortis BBC can plug the gape Daddycarlos left in me...

>>151564996
>Gane AI: brutally embarrasses and kills Tom
>Tom AI: shakes like a woman and humps Gane
what did grok mean by this?

>>151565053
Ganescholars don't look into past, we only move foward

>>151565053
Gane is actually very racist so the fact that his opponent is a white bong fuels him to find the finish.

Pretty sure this Wes dude got laid out two weeks ago

>>151564058
Joshua Van Goff in this bitch.

>>151564930
Ms. Raped-1 identifies as a sad piggy I'm afraid.

>>151564820
>swleems you

Can you take your homosexual larp chat somewhere else, like hell?

Who will they put tom in a program with I'm thinking it's seamus or becky lynch

>>151565106
Looks like he needs a good night sleep

Powerslap shop!? New fight kit to add to the collection!

>>151565113
muh wife

>>151565113
>When they ask how many wings you want

>>151565144
Wow! Sexy woman!

>>151565149
You order five wings?

>>151564904
Your reading comprehension is a bit behind, "mate". I simply questioned the the trolling meta and it's change, not whether it's were true or false. You "lads" have really fallen off, it would sadly seem... Ramesh really did a number on you guys, huh.

>>151565144
The smell must be immaculate

this doo has fabulous hair

>>151565113
I love fencing responses

SLEEEEEEEEEEEM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FAT COWBOY BY SLEEM

>>151565074
Lmao yeah I forgot about him, well add that one to the list.

So he got out wrestled by an African guy who floated across the ocean on a tire, got BTFOd effortlessly against an over the hill LHW, and couldn't beat Volkov who's a big stiff idiot, basically walking punching bag...

>>151565160
>questioned the the

Darius about to break the buck

>>151565171
Must everything be about gay sex with you

TIT FOR TAT!!!

>>151565053
styles make fights

BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>151565192
Eh Finland I am not impress wid yer post

oh nononono!!! HES GAINED GORILLA INSTINCT

>>151565200
>dern becomes single mom
>chops off tits and starts focusing on glute bridges
at least she knows her new audience

>>151565053
Gane also only '''beat''' Volkov due to an ugly jewess judge who prefers to give the browner man the win(unless your Canelo.).

>>151565200
Quite the shitter b

>>151565200
Outstanding post what an ass

>>151565200
love her so much

Flinch?

>>151565216
>your

Pretty even sleem match

it's beautiful how much CTE brings people together

>>151565240
you're
there, happy?

>>151565240
Why did she retire she could run the pawg milf game if she wanted to.

Sexy white cop daddies… hnnngg

>>151565258
You should be ashamed for knowing who this is

>>151565196
Indeed. So what about this stylistic matchup favors Gane, since Tom is more dangerous and well rounded than all of the guys he's previously lost to

Gianna scares me because in her prime I fear she could rape me as only a giant cackling monster of a sex woman could

>>151565240
Dear Lord there's a lot of pain behind those eyes

Gane by TKO in the 4th

>>151565200
LITERALLY MADE FOR BWC if we’re being totally and brazenly honest

>>151565266
If you don't know who that is you should not post on heem.

Pakis are so ugly

>>151565287
BFC exclusive I'm afraid (mine)

volkov was in the best form of his career and gane beat him with a broken freakin foot

>>151565271
gane is essentially an upgraded stuart austin

>>151565287
Unfortunately her baby dad is melinated and heemed her bank account as well

>>151565302
She only fucks white guys, chinky eyes

>>151565300
I prefer Sexy Black Muzdaddies but if its brown then I'm goin' down, playa!

>>151565317
>white guys, chinky eyes
That describes me to a tea

DOO NAME IS BIKINI AND HE DID A HECKIN HAKA

>>151565316
That's why Ms. Raped-1 pretends to be attracted to her.

>>151565200
I would walk her to my trug

>>151565287
I'm afraid that nobody wants to get "fucked" by a twp i fear

soviet dumpling vs double rainbow guy

based

All women in porn end up getting the life sucked out of them and end up looking like New Guinea witch doctors.

i think im retarded, im enjoying this power slap

>>151565285
Lets see your betslip for that

when you can heem any on the planet but they got you acting like this

How much does Dumpling hate this

DUMPLING

>>151565367
I only ever bet $1 or $2 and I only wager day of.

>>151565368
What you get for following them.

Tomala sure loves talking about xher small clitty

>>151565368
I mean you didn't think that jew Ari Emmanuel would let goyim stay on the payroll without participating in regular humiliation rituals, did you?

>>151565364
Jada Stevens has barely changed. Maybe a bit pouchier but she's held up well despite being a professional sword swallower with her Schaubhole.

White daddy BWC all up in my thang!

>>151565389
No idea who that is, but I'm not going to look it up, and I bet you're wrong.

>>151565379
So you're just a soft pussy

ONE AND DONE

Big Mak finna sleem dis zigga

>>151565409
Explains why you don't like me, gayboy.

>>151565409
It's better when the minge is soft in my experience no one wants sandpaper

>>151565182
kek gane is the kinda guy would get heemed by some beans

Empirical evidence suggests that the relationship between dick size and fighting ability is inversely proportional

>>151565389
remy lacroix is the biggest instant nose dive I can think of in recent years, looks like a fat lot lizard now, feel bad for her kids

business idea: power slap league where you slap the opponent's testicles instead

IT'S DUMPLING TIME

>>151565433
How do you explain Jon Jones?

>>151565440
Who was the moon face one who looked a little like a dark haired meryl streep and wound up pregnant and fat

The key is to go the William Shatner route. Never get surgery and gain a strategic 2-3 pounds a year to soften the features.

>>151565451
POWERSACK

Nothing I love more than watching two fat guys slap me each other

WOBBL>>151565417
ED

WOBBLED

Carmella Bing that was her name boy what a cautionary tale that was
>>151565455
Calm down now

>>151565451
Many are saying this

>>151565386
>>151565350
>>151565411
>slav(e) spends all day on heem worshipping a black french man
what causes such mental illness?

>>151565487
probably some indian on vpn, as his posts are quite literally insane

mutilated mittmerican status? FELTED

lol at the belly cam

FLINCH!!!! HIGH DRAMA

>>151565411
Wait a min. Why does Aspinall have a Taurus neck tattoo. He’s an Aries, born on April 11th.

>>151565451
Turn based groin strike endurance contest is pure dimes imagine the sequels like Dana White's Pussy Punch

>>151565455
gay bottom ergo dicklet

>>151565513
We don't sign our posts here

are eunuchs banned from Dana White's Roshambo?

Poor poor Tomala.....at least xhe isn't suffering anymore and crying about xher tiny clitty

>>151565526
dont get offended now

NOOOOOOOO DUMPLING

>>151565455
A perfect example of a great fighter with a small dick

SAMOANS RISE UP

Team Lutterbach pulled out.

>>151565532
Who's offended you don't get your stories straight one minute jones is making cormier his wife and having bitches in prison the next he's a fairy meanwhile he keeps getting caught with naked women and strippers (female)

>>151565540
Actually this was debunked on JRE

IS THAT THE FORREST GRIFFIN? IN POWERSLAP!?!

>>151565609
Yeah he's not great at all. Only won because of cheating.

>>151565622
Factual post.

>>151565592
jon jones is a gay bottom does that offend you?

>>151565508
Someone explain

Alan Klingbiel a big goofy white nigga

>>151565637
@grok, explain this

Rogan has so much candy in his bucket

Imagine being in the chairforce and still getting SLEEMED for 3k

>>151565487
Nothing wrong with some Black Daddies.

>>151565508
The tattoo isn’t about his own zodiac sign. In a video where Aspinall explains the ink, he shares that the Taurus symbol represents someone close to him. While he hasn’t publicly named the person, it’s likely a tribute to a loved one—possibly a family member or someone who’s had a meaningful impact on his life.

This kind of symbolic tattoo is pretty common among fighters and athletes, who often use their body art to honor personal connections or life philosophies rather than just their own identity.

>>151565628
Please stop getting my MAPiglet's boiminge bricked up.

Wolverine seems like he says the Bo Niggal word and not in an edgy 1488 Hitler dictator way.

AI users should be drawn and quartered.

>>151565683
fuck you he fought his fucking ass off

Tom's galactic throat will swallow Gane's soul, I fear

Can we expect the heemsylum to ramp up into a frenzy the closer the fight gets?

>>151565681
He's quebecois

>>151565667
>Loving a Taurus

Massive flinch.

>>151565715
My son will be busy nibblin' on my maggot minge after the Somalidaddies spunk in it...

>>151565411
Can’t wait for UFC 32!

>>151565735
You ok in the head?

1 day until Gane fights.

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

So when Gane loses, will he completely disappear from heem like little Ank or be memed forever like Tony?

If Alan gets comically sleemed he's going to get laughed at when he goes back to work

>>151565715
>implying they haven't been in a frenzy all week

Goddamn he slappin that boi like he Ann White

Dirty Diaper Aspiggy go SPLAT!!!

Wolverine lost power

>>151565717
Wow who's the looker

I've been told Power Slap is massively popular in India, what does that say about it's viewers?

what does a slap cornerman do

>>151565859
they're indian?

>>151565859
That they're also mmaguru fans

CNN?! you said CNN!!?

>>151565859
there's fucking trillions of them

>>151565780
I don't think ganecels have any shame or self awareness so they'll probably just keep spamming that he's the best after he loses.
I've never seen a fanbase in such deep denial

Alan gonna feel that shit

ONE MORE ROUND LET'S GO

ngannou sniffed
jones sniffed
tom will sniff
gane is the greatest striker in human history

>>151565893
trvth nuke

>>151565911
UFC should unironically do this

Goddamn I these retarded white bois swangin

Hope spammy kills xherself after tom heems

>>151565893
>disgusting mutilated mutt has to talk to itself because no one agrees with its freak ass

Speaks volumes...

>flinches every time
>only called once
Amazing "sport"

Sour Plap (with Charly Arnolt)

It's anyones guess what kind of faggot shit ganecels will latch onto next

Charly is looking really haggy God she's so old now

I want tom to win because he is White and plus it will give me leverage over demented posters for a few weeks.

Yer son is a towel

>uneventful majority decision over last minute replacement
>injury tko
>worst title fight in ufc history

Powerslapping Dern's bunda

>>151566018
Best I can do is 6 days

>>151566026
Khabib vs Iaqutina

>>151565948
How hard are you gonna cry when gane loses?

>>151566070
Al unironically solved Khabib's takedowns. Khabib went 1/11 in the fourth and fifth.

>>151566052
You’ll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

Gayne will get subbed in round one, just like volkov did.

Gayne started training mma at 23, his ground Gane is so abysmal that he got wrestlefucked by ngannou without knees, imagine gayne facing a lifetime mma fighter like Tom

>>151566071
Your mother cried when you didn't share the BBC with her you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.

>>151565948
>>151566135
You realize your VPN is posting from America, right? If I'm a mutt then so are you.

Ian Garry picked Gane

Tom's son (retarded) stole the French crown jewels and shit on them

>>151566156
>um ackshully!!!

Tomalajeets are such stupid mutilated mutts.

KEK

@grok make Tom smash Gane with beans

Tom "Gave Me Son" Tylenol

i don't understand where all of this aspinall derangement even came from

>>151566220
they're gay for gayne

>>151566220
It’s called being non white.

>>151566220
Maybe because he didn't fight for the belt and people don't see him a a legitimate champion?

>>151566220
Tomala is a disgusting disfigured demented deformed ugly fucking freak.

*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

Tomalajeets should be thankful that Gane will rearrange this demented fucking freaks' face...

>>151566281
Very true sadly

>>151566196
Fuck off

ai is getting good

>>151566246
Cope. Your guy is textbook npc

Tomalajeets are quite pathetic

OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M FINNA DO ET! I'M FINNA KNOCK SPAMMY OUT!

>>151566184
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>151566399
That one brit was right his tattoo placement is trash.

>>151566253
will you consider him a legitimate champion if he wins tomorrow?

Will the spamming get worse, or completely disappear when Tom is standing over Gane's lifeless body?

imagine siding with spammy

>>151566453
far, far worse. expect tranny porn and scat spam for at least a couple days

>>151566462
damn

>>151566446
He has to win against Jones but as Jones doesn't want to fight him... yeah he would be the current champion.

>>151566454
Couldn't be us Tomchads. Only the ganecels would do that.
>>151566453
once he gets even further mind broken it will get worse

FIGHT FAIRY IS NOT CONFIDENT IN TOM TRASHSPINALL AND THINKS GANE WILL TRIUMPH

AND STILL

gane = volk
tom = diego

I can't really support Aspinall even if Gane is a big franco mutt faggot, his galactic throat disgusts me

15 seconds btw

>>151566528
>AND STILL... NOT CHAMPION, CIRYL 'GAY'NE!

https://youtu.be/je-_USWuseE?si=tQxIq3HQfpQClr_T
Like Thomas is going full left wing chud right now even calling out Jose Aldo for being right wing

>>151566492
jones won his belt in a vacant title fight against gane so what makes his belt more legit than tom's

>>151566560
15 seconds I creampied Banks 15 milliseconds nigga. Show yo wife nigga.

powerslap plaster of paris refitting luke thomas

>>151566621
lmao luke thomas making an anthill into a mountain. right leaning people have always been part of the sport. Left leaning people are usually too pussy to take a shot

BROS, did I miss POWERSLAP?

>>151566687
wasted that war criminal

>>151566621
why does he give a fuck?

>>151566703
Yes b

>>151566703
yeah, im watching it on yt during my break. the whole event is up, its nice being able to skip the ads

Fans r pumped. Eat a dick.

>>151566651
careful the jannies might ban you for having a censorship bar over goobs goober

>>151566749
What kinda mfers he for on his feet cuh

would absolutely hate to be a family of asian descent next to Luke's studio apartment right now

>>151566808
Chuds would say this if there was a socialist fighter

>>151566821
he finna on dem killa klowns bappa

>>151566808
>faggots seethed about keep politics out of sports
>they proceeded to inject all their faggot politics into sports
They learned the wrong lesson desu

>>151565317
>white
Hues are white now?

everyone in this general is a paki except for me

>>151566869
just look at the comment section on some dead dump like mmamania, it just resembles a bunch of revved up trannies posting about politics and taking mma shit way too personally, like Jones forced them to cut their dicks off

>>151566842
the mane event was /heem/'s guy RIP

Tomala status?

jones did castrate gane

Tom could suck Ganes dick in 15 seconds flat. That's levels.

Nigga

most impressive shit taken?

>>151566962
Nigga a horse?

My kingdom for a horse!

>>151566988
here's the kicker, Tom WILL suck Gane's cock, 1st round cumission

>>151566842
We love Paddy though

>>151566220
It's just the mentally ill posters finding a new grift as always

>>151566453
Disappear then get worse

>>151566528
sorry... tomlinson has to win so the military can recruit whites to die for israel ( ._.)

>>151566625
Aspinall won the interim belt, then Jones was stripped of the belt and then they gave him the champion belt. If you think about it is like if he fought for the vacant belt too when he won the interim one so yeah it sounds the same.

I heard you like to SUCK Mr. Galactic
so WHY DONT YOU SUCK ON THIS YOU DEMENTED FREAK!

>>151567139
just chill out for weekend, you can be unhinged next weekend

>>151567148
Shut the fuck up you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.

>>151567119
>Jones was stripped of the belt
Jon vacated his belt.

>>151567162
we don't post our diary entries here

>>151565854
Turn on your monitor, Broski.

>>151567162
Bodied that disgusting mutilated mutt faggot

suck it

>>151567162
wtf??? you raped that idiot!

>>151567220
I am very ill today, don't post this nightmarish stuff.

Tomalajeets are not taking Gane's victory well at all.....how much worse will they get?

>>151567225
shut up pukeboy

i speak for all of heem when i say we are supporting Donyl Trumpne against Tomala Harrispinall

>>151567233
Indians will rule the world in 30 years.

we rule this shit nigga

>>151567263
Tomala will have hung xerself with xer entrails by then I fear...

Is war with Venezuela ZOGcoded or can I take pleasure in vaporizing wetbacks on speedboats?

>>151567233
>with a navy blue Ashoka Chakra with 24 spokes in the centre.
so that star wars character is stinky indian jailbait.

>>151567282
disgusting mutant freaks manifest within my view

>>151567179
Then even more clear he is no longer the champion because of that. And Aspinall is.

>>151565113
That was a palm

you guys said Gane was the evolution of HW, a new breed of human, and would knockout Jones.

How are you guys doing? Sincerely.

Rakic might get a head kick ko

picking gane against jones wasn't even that crazy considering how shit jon had looked in his last 2 fights

>>151565440
Erm I don't think her kids were planning to fuck her

Please post heems from slap (no way i'm watching whole event)

>>151567546
no ones making webms from slapshit mate

>>151567491
horribly.
I responded because no one else did, so I felt like doing a good deed to make myself feel better.

>>151567560
hope dana doesn't see this post

>>151567546
You cant keel your diginty and consume that media you cocksucking slob. Respectfully.

>>151567582
Whats going on man? I hope its nothing too bad. If you dont want to talk about it all good but keep your head up, Im sure youve been through worse.

I question his ability to take a shot.

>>151567491
I am lying down, literally and metaphorically

>>151567528
so in other words he TANKED them

>>151567638
isnt that literally what hes saying? in the reddit thread they are saying that he means ank is a quitter by that

He takes a heem like no problem.

>>151567638
>>151567650
bros... he was saying about that because ank said he had broken rib before or something

>>151567139
>>151567162
I cannot wait to see your mental breakdown when that fr*nch bl*ck mutt gets heemed stiff or forced to tap again.

>>151567528
They should change the method of winning from a tko to a submission

>>151567528
>>151567638
>>151567681
in other words, lil Ank is a heartlet and a quitter

I changed my mind, if Jones vacated the belt then he is no longer the champion and is just an almost retired fighter that just wants some popular names to fight before retiring but he doesn't want to fight with the top of the division like Aspinall.

Tom Aspinall is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion.

AGPinall is getting addicted to BBC and HRT after Saturday night i fear

>>151567681
The implications here are either that: Lil Ank was lying about his injury, or that Alex has pillows for elbows and couldn’t hurt an injured man.

Was power slap worth watching?

>>151567802
if the elbows weren't doing anything why didn't haramkalaev move

>>151567814
Totally.

>>151567802
the implication here is that even so many elbows ank could stand up and didn't have a broken rib, so in conclusion ank lied about injury and got walked down like a (healthy) dog

>>151567814
Are you Indian?

>>151567825
Shartkalaev is bitchmade and Alex’s pressure made his spirit succumb to fear, I’m afraid.

>>151567759
His coach and father's focus is somewhere else atm

>>151567842
In that, we agree.

>>151567875
If you're not a perv in your silver years you're doing it wrong.

Aspignall is about to get that galactic throat filled by Ganedaddy sadly

Good evening, /heem/

even if Gane heems Tomala, it just won't change the fact that he got Zutted.

>>151567842
So... he's just a heartlet and a quitter?

Problem being Gane is actually shit. Tuivasa turned out to be a flop. Dusted a geriatric JDS who was never the same after the life altering beatings Cain gave him. Best win is against Derrick Lewis. Lost both biggest fights of his life. Razor thin decision or robbery depending who you ask, to get the number 1 contender spot. Heavyweight is just sad right now.

In the 21st century, a weapon will be invented like no other.
Better.
Stronger.
Faster.
Unstoppable.
He has only one purpose: WIN FIGHTS.

OK

I

PULL

UP

Gane is a fag and only fags want him to win. Tom is a mental retard and only mental retards want him to win.

>>151567491
/heem/'s got me in a tizzy with the tomala memes all fight week ngl I'm mentally broken at this point. If Gane wins I end it for real (don't show Australia this)

>STRONGER than Gane
>FASTER than Gane
>SMARTER than Gane
Ganesisters, I'm getting worried...

Tom is White.
Gane is not.
Simple as.

>>151568077
reminds me of that brazil fella with a transformer on his bike

Gane Gets Gaped

Gane’s best win
>Ngannou
Aspinall’s best win
>Pavlovich

>>151568187
You are gay, B.

>>151568204
Gane lost that fight btw.

>>151568155
Stronger¿

>>151568294
>>151568294
>>151568294

>>151565530
fatality!