Thread 151582769

Gane wins
Heemviously >>151577876

Peach of a thread

Fleece Johnson is apparently walking Tom out

Can't sleep

Id like to blanch her field if you know what i erin?

Seems like there's no pleasing tobias

Gane by submission in the first round

Tom has never fought a fighter like Gane

The pakman once heemed me for posting clothed Blanch, quite the injustice.

>>151582789
Do you have unclothed blanchfields handy?

You got knocked the fock out buddeh

>>151582815
First sentence Tom hears after waking up tonight

>>151582800
Only semi

Nope, can't sleep

>>151582827
I have this classic erin is just too pure for lewds bless her angelic heart

>>151582832
Don't sleep then, I have no idea why people bitch about insomnia, just do something else until you feel sleepy enough, that's how I deal with it

>>151582789
the pakman heem'd me for posting the pakistan are the dagestani wrestler fans meme for "non board related content"

>>151582832
Are people cannibalizing there yet

>>151582769 (OP)
>>151582782
if you're attracted to this it's time to be honest with yourself and start having sex with men

Fuck that fridge body we're #corteznation

>>151582769 (OP)
Peachy thread. BTW Gane wins.

>>151582789
>>151582846
I call him porkman given his obsession with pigs

>>151582857
I'd bust in less than 2 pumps

>>151582859
Grrrr that's not heckin sports related grrrr

>>151582873
https://postimg.cc/jDtdTrH9

Absolute dimepiece

>>151582880
YOU CANT JUST HECKIN ADD MMA FIGHTERS TO MAKE IT SPORTS RELATED GRRRRR

>sleep deprived
>hangover
>can't sleep
>hyped up for ufc

>>151582881
Finnish 7

>>151582880
The samosa server always reports me for posting ufc hall of famer dustin poirier swimming with his wife jolie on a family holiday

>>151582922
They can't handle Jolie's pawg milf body.

>>151582919
Erin is a solid 8 in any country

>>151582922
>>151582932
That is MMA related though, honestly what is the point in having SFW boards on 4chan. Genuine question btw

Bong bros give us the webms I'm going to sleep, can't hold it

Schaub

>>151582922
They also hate the chito/garry shower webm. It's blocked from upload.

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>>151582984
yeah not shit sherlock. it's 8AM

Mario Batista last 2 fights:
>lost to aldo
>went to war with fucking Patchy Mix
Umar last 2 fights:
>beat Sandhagen clearly
>won 2/5 rounds against BW GOAT Merab with a broken hand

Heard patchy mix just tested positive for a fight like a year ago

ganecucks we are going to have to plug our butts extra hard tonight...

Patchy mix is the GOAT

Ciryl Gane is a Patchy Mix, get it?

HEIL GANE
HEIL VICTORY

>>151583017
No

Ciryl Gane is the CM Punk of heavyweight

Tom Aspinall vs. Ciryl Gane
Virna Jandiroba vs. Mackenzie Dern
Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Mario Bautista
Alexander Volkov vs. Jailton Almeida
Aleksandar Rakic vs. Azamat Murzakanov

>>151583047
You are the somali of vantaa

>>151582769 (OP)
Erin Blanchfield is a cutie patootie and will win a title next year

Average Brazza fan

>>151583053
Asspainal
Mommy
Umnar
Malhadinho
Murzakanov

Ok ganebros it's been fun meming him but I'm getting scared now... good is not how I'd describe his chances here

0 days until Gane fights.

Ciryl Gane will heem Tom Aspinall

>>151583053
Tom Aspinall
>Mackenzie Dern
>Umar Nurmagomedov
>Alexander Volkov
>Azamat Murzakanov

>>151583093
Never understood the ganeposting, yall just French or what?

>>151583093
nnnooooooooooo

>>151583102
I just appreciate Greatness.

>>151583083
Jailton? Really b?

When do heems start?

>>151583089
Shut up abdi

>>151583124
Fucking hell

>>151583053
Rakic
Volkov
Umar
Dern
Gane

>>151583097
Many are saying this

Dana fucked arianni celeste in her prime. Danas mom confirmed this

>>151583053
Gane
Jandiroba
Bautista
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151583053
Gane
Virna
Umar
Almeida
Murzakanov

>>151583124
>"I wanna outlive my children, of course, 100%"
>“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
>"Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a f*ckin' sentence together man, are you kidding me right now? He's reaching for - he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine...um...we'll see on November 24th."
>"I'm only 43 years old. I'm an old mature, I mean I matured old, I mean... very fast, but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old my father is 80 years old, my grandmother's 100 years old, so my body is in great shape."

why do I feel like Aspinall vs Gane already happened

>>151583124
Tito might be a dunce but Hank heard "See Rio Gine" and thought Tito meant "Aspinall"

post Conors meng

Dana paid Gane to take a dive against Jones

>>151583053
Tomala
Dern
Umar
Almeida
Rakic

>>151583053
tom
dern
umar
volkov
rakic

>>151583193
Is that petra

>>151583193
What happens in there

>>151583053
Aspinall
Dern
Umar
Volkov
Azamat

Things look pretty grim until 322

Is it just me, or have card been pretty stacked lately? should we.......... thank Dana?

thoughts on finland?

>>151583241
Cold miserable declining

>main card starts at 3am here
I'm understanding how yuropoors feel now

>>151583197
>>151583198
idk brehs. I made that in blender a few months ago. I need to get back into making shit but I've gotten lazy

>>151583254
Be honest, are you a Gaijin?

>>151583254
FUCK americans and FUCK the japanese, this is Europe's event

>>151583053
Gane
Jandiroba
Nurmagomedov
Almeida
Rakic

>>151583306
The skill level of middleweight is multiple levels above heavyweight. Gane will be fine.

>>151583053
Tom AsPOOnall
Virna JandiPOOba
Umar NurmaPOOmedov
Jailton AlPOOda
Aleksandar POOkic

The day is finally here.
Ganecels will learn.

Scared to even imagine what Gane will do when it unlocks

>>151583266
yeah I'm that white monkey on the train that all the japanese people are silently hating on. or the gaijin that walks into the restaurant and the waiters and chefs all look at each other and sigh, thinking "ugh, another one to deal with that cant read the menu, speak the language, or understand how to use chopsticks. fucking monkey"

>>151583053
Absolutely astonished at the amount of sub 90iq retards actually picking Gane. This is an even clearer wash than the Jon vs Gane fight

At the end of the day, no matter who wins, Dana wins. And that's what counts.

Aspinall will have his pick of the ring girls, rest assured

And as long as Dana wins, I'm happy.

I don't understand the gaijin hate. Someone has to fuck japanese women.

>>151583417
It's what he would have wanted

>>151583396
Post slip

>>151583439
Meatloaf, Abe, Kirk. People I didn't know I cared about until they were gone.

>>151583249
could the women in finland use some middlingly sized American penis to warm them up?

>>151583124
I unironically talk like this. I get nervous when and start going off on incoherent tangents until I realize what's happening and then stop abruptly.

>>151583386
Not surprised

That's Gane in the corner
That's Gane in the clit-cage
Losing by submission

>>151583466
I don't gamble, but my pics post is the one with the Quark image

>>151583426
that's fucking disgusting, Dana.

Gane would find you all foolish btw

>>151583505
Why wouldn't you invest in a guaranteed boom investment?

>>151583523
Not a Gane fan but he makes a great point here. RESPECT.

>>151583537
Gambling is a sin, b

15 bings, wmma on first so call it 45

two wmma fights? in abu dhabi? and one is co main event?

>>151583053
Aspinall
Dern
Umar
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151583542
Sinning is a wrong, but a non-believer is worse.

>>151583553
The Ummah has fallen...

>>151583364
This is the only good tomcel meme

>>151583491
>>151583491
>>151583491
>>151583491

>>151583545
why do they force dana to eat slop?

>>151583576
>13 minutes early

>>151583477
I don't see how that fixes my problems

>>151583576
SHRIMPDICK THREAD DO NOT USE

We cannot follow Them

We cannot post in shrimp threads.

>>151583578
Force?

>>151583614
ngl I'd be tempted to shove a finger in his bum

>>151583629
trick* clearly the red head doesn't look pleased with the food

>>151583660
It's just his current gimmick remember how fat he used to be he's definitely eaten much worse b

Proper gamethread:

>>151583690
>>151583690
>>151583690

alright time for the real thread

>>151583576
kill yourself

>>151582865
Two serves and the game is over

>>151583695
kill yourself

>>151582852
i think she looks good

>>151583721
Why?

>>151583829
That's the 'rapu

>>151583870
that's my zodiac sign too

>disgusting fr*nchman is going to get heem’d by an englishman on saint crispin’s day
pottery

>>151583966
The last of Napoleon's jewels will be stolen by Nigel today

woke up today and my first thought was that i need to lick a japanese chicks armpits

>>151583959
You need to buy me a drink first sailor

All nighter

So, is Volkov going to be Gane’s first title defense?

Ciryl Gane when he has to get a finish that isn't a back of the head TKO

Just had sex in my butt for the first time and got a tremendous ass pain from anal. I guess you could say I just got Aspinall.

>>151583053
Aspy, Jandiroba, Umar, Almeida, Myrz

>>151587621
it's called lube, sis

may i have a stream

>>151590132
Legit got worried I'd seen a snuff film live with this one

Moment of reckoning coming are we ready

JON JONES WIN

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Tombros...

Aspinall quit because he was getting peached up

JON "DIDDY" JONES WON JON "DIDDY" JONES WON JON "DIDDY" JONES WON JON "DIDDY" JONES WON JON "DIDDY" JONES WONJON "DIDDY" JONES WON JON "DIDDY" JONES WON

You can't have the HW division be a main attraction in the UFC. It is a garbage division.

Jesus Christ what a fucking DOGSHIT card that was I didn’t even bother watching I’ve just been following the updates hahahahahaha

/box/ won

so do bongposters have anything to say?

Oh am I laughing
>>151597306
Factual post

KWAB

waste of time.

holy fuck

Dana is fucking FUMING right now. Bet he's red as a tomato.

Kek tom's nice guy act falling apart

Tom is a fucking quitter simple as

Cheating French cunt.

Imagine what Jon's eyepokes would have done, Tom sounds fucking pissed off

Imagine how badly he would have destroyed Tomala.

unintentional my ass

Gane won

Nafri-negro quadroon gigachad for the win

I count 2 good fights on the entire card

>faces high level competition for the first time in his career
>quits

>getting out struck
>make a massive deal from a mid eyepoke
>aaaah cant see
>expect a DQ
>its a NC
Tom gave up, gane had him solved and was catching him. what a giant ball of fucking nothing. Jon Jones won

FACT: GODne was knuckle deep in Aspinall

Belal Muhammad
Henry Cejudo
Tom Aspinall

All were getting schooled
All quit when they got the chance

>>151597583
DC quietly thinking he got lucky stipe kept fighting when he nearly ripped his eye out

>>151597567
He knew Gane was a cheating duck going into it, the fight getting called off because Gane fouled probably triggered the fuck out of him

Heeminder Stipe got worse and still fought on

GANE WAS WINNING

SMUG JON JONES TWEER INCOMING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CRYBABY TOMALA

UFCissies still defend their idol Daner and his refusal to switch to PRIDE gloves kek

Tomala unironically lost the round to GODne

Holy fucking story loss for Tom Reddit, Jon RAN THROUGH that frog.

Lmao French granny pushing the microphone away
DC didn't dare put it back in place

>>151597654
Go back to /box/

Gane is a cheater and Aspinall is a quitter. Cut them both. At least we found out that he would have lost to Jones because he has zero answer to the eyepokes.

Tom quit

Tom "Josh Koschek" Aspinall

Fire the entire heavyweight division, it fucking sucks
Uriah Faber fought with two broken fucking hands. Tom is an absolute pussy and an absolute faggot. He knew he was getting butchered and took the easy way out

>>151597699
Yeah and it cost him the belt

>starts losing
>ME FOOKING EYE I CAN'T SEE

Jon would have raped Tom

>>151597689
>stipe kept fighting when he nearly ripped his eye out
And he got heemed, probably wasn't smart

>>151597696
>me name's tom aspinall and i'm an 'eartlet with a retarded child

>>151597681
kek

ABSOLUTELY KWAB
GANE WAS DOMINATING + TOMALA QUIT + JON WON

After yet another uneventful decision, what's next for Umar Nurmagomedov?

I was watching without commentary and Tom won R1.

We need to be real here. Nobody is better at eye pokes than Jon. Tom would've lost that fight if it happened.

Tom is a fucking quitter. Gane is the real champ

TOM AND GANE HAVE BEEN EXECUTED BY SHARIAH FORCES PER ARIEL HELWANI

it’s up

Abu Dhabi is fucking cursed. Cursed land, cursed people

>Jon instantly deleted Ciryl
>Tomala lost the first round 10-9 to Ciryl and quit from an eye poke

Just imagine what Jon would have done to this faggot’s eyes.

I stayed up until 4 am for this.

Memes aside that should’ve been a DQ

eye poke aside, gane would have won that, his takedown attempt was dogshot and gane would have outpointed him

HW division needs to be treated like the featherweight division, or a woman;s division. It's a sideshow which can potentially be fun, but shouldn't have any time devoted to it beyond that.

>>151597791
Yeah, being a hero is fucking retarded. There's literally zero reason to accept that bullshit

>Gane sabotages his own chance for a belt purely through his own idiocy
>Tom reveals himself once again to be an absolute heartlet
This is the best way this fight could've possibly gone

>>151597783
>>151597791
So you admit stipe is more of a man than tom retardsson shitchampspinall?

Aspinal got fucking exposed, absolute bum

Tom won that shite

I'm so fucking happy right now

>>151597801
You are literally an unemployed paedophile, of course you bring up children unprompted

So the nog eye poked him?

>>151597840
Gane is the linear heavyweight champion of the world.

this will continue happening until eye pokes are an INSTANT dq no questions asked
like genuinely fucking fix it already
every single card we get BLATANT intentional eye pokes like this
to call it accidental is an outright lie, he extended his fingers straight at the dudes face
nice """"""sport"""""

>>151597882
Why?

>>151597754
I'll box your mum that is

>>151597840
frenchman clearly in the lead

>>151597840
crazy

I should have watched this

The absolute state of Paramount. They paid how much for this dogshit shit? Somebody is getting fired. Based Dana FLEECED them niggas.

PAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

gane getting his bussy blasted so hard that he had to resort to a double knuckle eye poke LMAO

>Tom disposed of Gane in the same time it took Jones
BASED

>>151597806
Wow Umdaddy has a granite chin. Merabussy is fucked in the rematch.

Going to the scorecard should be standard imo (gane won the round by a landslide)

>>151597864
aspinall's TD attempt

>quits due to a basic ass eye poke
>doctor said there was no damage

tom is such a faggot ass quitter

>>151597840
I am so happy (vindicated)

>>151597872
that's correct

Jon Jones is the absolute GOAT, cope and seethe

>>151597894
Verifiably so.

>>151597871
This. Fucking both of those faggots lost.

JON WON.

Fact: saying "i cant see" to the doctor is equivalent to throwing in the towel.
This is just the case.

Gayest Of All Time

Why is DC slobbering all over ganes BBC, he wasn't that good in the round... Few jabs

I told you cazzies that Dern would be champion

>>151597870
Exactly, at least Stipe got revenge but there is no reason to let Gane of all people off the hook. He's a notorious cheater, and Tom will slump in the rebooked fight. He's guaranteed to be more spiteful next time.

>>151597840
who would have known that as long as you're not a fat blob aspinall can't KO you in a minute

Yall mad Gane got robbed. Tomjeet is a pussy bitch quitter

Aspinall won.

>>151597881
See >>151597840
And fuck off from heem disgusting stream watching somali freak

So Aspinall vs Volkov 2 next?

Worst fight cardin recent memory
They need to stop putting female title fights as co main events on numbered card like it enhances the card
They need to do something about eye pokes. The old PRICE style gloves are superior.

i don't know anything about UFC but my friend kept spamming me this. wut
some frog hitting a chip?

Poor poor Tomala toddler....he always cries the loudest

>>151598024
Not only did Dern become champion, but her fight was better than Tom Aspinal's fight LMAO

TOTAL JONES VICTORY
TOTAL POATAN VICTORY

ITS OVER FOR EUROCELS

cheating bitch

>>151598042
Monitor on buddy!

Talked such a big game
The eye hes pretending to be blind in wasnt even poked bad
Definitely took the easy way out was getting his face smashed in and gassing
What a fucking fraud lmao

Everything that can go wrong in Toms career has gone wrong

One of the worst cards of all time

Dana should just strip Tom and have Alex and Jon fight for the belt.

Would be the funniest thing ever if they book Aspinall vs Volkov 2 now

if you want to see a real tom sissy meltdown

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/

Post eyepoke closeup webm

gane won

Gane won.

>>151597886
>me son shits in me shoes and I 'aven't the 'eart to stop 'im

>>151598038
>tf
>yall mad
grim

>>151598009
Really though, that eye poke was fucking nasty. Kek this is what Dana gets for fixing fights, stalling Tom's career, refusing to promote him, and taking blood money from the faggots who did 9/11

Fuck you Dana

not even a ganecel, but tom did get exposed on the outside, he was getting pieced up by the jab and leg kicks and had no way to close the gap. the eye poke was real but that just made it an even better out for him. but thats also what gane gets for being a dirty ass fighter. takes every eye poke, nut shot, and rabbit punch he can get in every single one of his fights and then plays the nice guy

>>151598063
>says he can't see out of the wrong eye
KWAB WHAT A LYING HEART
LET BITCH

>>151597970
Nobody is comparing Aspinall with Jones. But Jones doesn't want to fight so often, he is almost retired so when he fights Pereira we will talk about him. Right now Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovich, Volkiv and Blaydes are the best in this division.

Nigga are you fucking serious

>>151598025
DC is a notorious cheater and is a respected hall of famer and commentator. A face of the UFC.

>>151598025
Cope you bitch ass pussy, Gane was winning the fight clearly and Aspie anal was all busted up with his nose leaking after 1 minute

Gane won 1000%

FERNAND TRAINED GANE RIGHT AS A ONE TIME JOKE
FUCKING QUITTER BITCH EYEPOKES ARE A PART OF THE GAME

"Gane was dominating"

Gane deserves a 4th title shot clearly

so will the rematch be in paris or manchester

KURT ANGLE WON THE OLYMPICS WITH A BREAKING FREAKING NECK
YOU'RE TELLING ME TOM COULDN'T SUCK IT UP AND FIGHT WITH ONE EYE? PUSSY DIDN'T WANT IT. THE KID DIDN'T WANNA FUCKING FIGHT

>>151598154
You literally have no champions

Anyone notice Tom swiping Gane's hand down? Think Gane was going for those eye pokes

The sport is such fucking dogshit. It should have never left Brazilian madmen, bored slavs, and mall ninjas. They put on a fucking show for us.

>>151598020
DC hates white people, anon. He never has anything good to say about any white fighter.

>Jon didn't teach him how to jab the right depth
Rookie poker's mistake. Should have stuck to the back of the head hammer fist.

Gane won. White boi was faking it.

Tom should have listened to Khabib's advice and just used striking to set up takedowns over and over again

why did tom quit?

Why are you booing me?

gane was winning but why are people acting like aspinall was getting mauled and dying in the octagon before the eyepoke? it was not that serious lol

>>151598142
It looked like all tom had for real was his blitz, Francis would’ve killed him imo

>>151597840
wow. godne really did win.

zorry tommy itz just business

Tomala faked the eyepoke in the wrong eye he got gouged in LMAO fucking pussy who quit over a bloody nose

His eyes were closed. We've seen worse eye pokes that didn't stop fights.

>>151598145
KEK aspinall was watching the replay and was surprised there was even a second eyepoke

>>151598173
did you watch the fight or could you not see like lil Tommy?

Even the doctos said there's no significant damage and he can continue fightining. Wtf

>Get pieced up for 3 minutes
>start bleeding
>get slightly eyepoked (accidentally)
>cry to ref
>doctor says it doesn’t look concerning
>”uh well mate I can’t fooken see mate”
Fuck this Reddit quitter
Gane is the champ

People complaining about this card won't want to see what we've got ocming up next weekend....

>>151598154
Damn you are mad as fuck for no reason lol
Aren’t you excited to see Volkov rematch Tom?

Tom quit out there tonight.

>>151598149
What does that have to do with my comment? I like DC but I was happy to see Stipe heem him in the rematch and eyeraped in the trilogy. it was deserved.

Bellator tier card and ending

Realistically Gane was just winning the first round, If Tom knew he was going to lose he would have crotch sniffed. The eye poke was pretty deep. What a fucked up series of events though. I am glad this is an early card in the EU

>>151598215
Kek nice

>>151598145
Let this bum go to boxing, he ruined everything

>>151598222
it was close, but a close first round favors gane

>>151598063
Gane's finger is deep in Tom's left eye
Tom holds the rag on his right eye
Hmm

>>151598266
TRUTH NUKE

>>151598185
Tom and Gane are both missing some of the I's, Kurt would NEVER.

Now is the best time to boy aspinall

Tom is a bitch quitter bitch jeet

VOLUMES.

Jon would have beat Tomala.

have you ever gotten fingered?

I think it was more like the eyepoke really upset him, soon as I saw his frowny face I knew the fight was done

>>151598210
The eye hes pretending to be blind in wasnt even poked bad haha

WHAT IF WE ENDED HEAVYWEIGHT???

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE SHITTERS

SOMEONE CHANGE TOMALA'S DIAPER IT'S REALLY STARTING TO STINK UP THE THREAD

Gane won the round and the fight. Tomala quit.

Permanent aura loss for Tom I'm afraid

>>151598282
His left eye looks way worse but Tom was covered up his right eye with the towel?

tom didn't win his belt, didn't defend his belt, and got his ass kicked by Gane for 4:30 before quitting. why are brits such gigantic niggerfaggots?

>>151598222
Because it's ragebait, most of the flags who seethe about Tom barely have active elite fighters let alone champions. It's literally the only thing they can cling onto.

>>151598330
Jon is retarded then because he turned down the 30 million

Just how good is Jon Jones?

Tom won
Gane-cels in tatters right now

>>151598282
BRO HE WAS MULTIPLE KNUCKLES DEEP. Holy shit, I apologize to Tomala, Gane should have been DQed.

Guru status?

>>151598266
I will be surprised if the bongs ever post here again tbchwy

Chael fucking cooking right now said Tom should have fought with one eye as champion of the world said it was very cowardly he quit and was scared of the inevitable

>>151598353
We need to shuffle them off to apex nights like wmma

>>151598282
ganes fingers were straight up as they are supposed to be. tom literally rotated his head into ganes fingers

tom the quitter

>>151598190
Neither do you

>>151598346
the eyepoke upset the big baby boy???

awwww

>>151598266
Friendly reminder: Werdum continued, and won this fight.

who cares? jailton wet blankets both of them for 25 minutes straight. just give him the belt. hell, valter walker probably leg locks both of them.

You just know heem threads are going to be unbearable after this

Why is Heavyweight so cursed?

>>151598266
now we have to wait another 2 years for tom to defend his "title"

NOOOOO GANE-SAN I'LL GIVE YOU THE GALACTIC THROAT JUST PLEASE DON'T GO KNUCKLE DEEP INSIDE M-AAAAAIIIIEEEEE

>>151598282
Literally dug his fucking nails, this m**key should be fined

>>151598398
Jon knew he could let his son Ciryl heem that bitch Tomala for him.

tom is just bitchmade, jon would fucking kill this lad. it is what it is

>>151598410
coping hard. rewatching the fight and saying tom was piecing him up KEK

>>151598422
nvm he dug his finger into his eye socket kek wtf gane

>I can't see!
>Look!!!!

>>151598222
He was gassed and busted up and everytime he tried to enter got met with a counter and thrown off. He went for the first exit he saw

>>151598410
The immigrant fan of his with a finland flag is spazzing out itt so I assume not good

Tom "The Quitter" Aspinall

Ciryl won.

>>151598222
he didnt get rocked or anything but a leaky nose that fast in the first round is a very bad indicator of things to come, especially in a 5 round fight. it wouldve paid dividends for gane and tom didnt land anything meaningful at all in return, plus his shot looked really bad

>>151598341
great 1-2 eyepoke by Bon Gamin

>>151598476
Gane didn’t heem anyone though

Crown prince bin Salamanca has shredded ganes passport and he is to be sentenced to 20 years hard labor

hmm

>>151598266
This somali is keeping it real

>>151597871
If it were a real fight Aspinall would have lost against Gane and Jon would have won. Jon's stock just rose again

>>151598263
You can clearly see Gane was not dominating.

>>151598222
>tried striking
>nothing significant landed
>tried wrestling
>got stuffed

face it, he had nothing for gane and his one round of gas was running out

now im even more convinced aspinall has nothing for gane after the first round

Did they give him a tiny eyepatch to go with it

>tom what can you see?
>uhm nuffin
>oh look look look both eyeballs look at tha
He didnt want to be in there

ufc is dying

>>151598435
>russian chimp is retarded
Shocking

Something was wrong with Tom tonight, even his walk to the Octagon looked weird

>>151598555
What a lying deranged freak

So Jon vs Tom would have been a NC except ending with Jon retaining the belt, then retiring KEK

Draw??

What the fuck happened?

>>151598282
His eyes are closed how the fuck is this an eye poke
If you shove a finger up someone's butt while they're wearing sweatpants it's not the same as impaling them with your dick straight in the hole

The bongs are purposefully ignoring that the doctor told retardsson to man up and stop crying

>>151598452
BRs are just built different.

>>151598282
>you ever been fingered by a UFC fighter?

Tom is a quitting faggot

Gane won
Jon Jones is the goat
Aspinall is a bum

This is the heem consensus

This reminds me of Leon vs Belal 1
You really can’t tell anything from a fight that short

>>151598555
KEK WRONG EYE

>>151598586
his heart sank when his nose got bloody, he probably thought he was going to run right through gane

>>151598555
oh wow he got poked in BOTH eyes what a phony

>>151598561
That's exactly what I am saying. Jon Jones would've taken Aspinall's soul

>>151598456
>posting on heem outside of fight nights
Nah b, this place gets extremely mentally ill when theres not a fight

let's be honest here. tom realized he was fucked and took the easy way out. his one trick didn't work and he saw no path to victory.

Chael and Smiff dropping trvth nvkes on t*mala right now

>>151598633
It poked both eyes, check the footage

>>151598555
IVE BEEN SAYING THIS!!!!

https://youtu.be/AaPBoXqHC-o
tom REFUSED to fight because muh eye

>s-stop laughing its not funny!!!

Jon won.

Again!!!

very weird reaction by Tom, looked like he was trying to sell it. surely a grown ass man who fights for a living wouldn't be crying because his eye hurts. I'd expect him to be angry about it if anything, even if he can't see and continue to fight.

>>151598626
Nordic excellence radiates from this post

GANE WON

>>151598631
You can tell that Troonspinall wasn’t good enough to rape Gane in a minute flat like Jon could

>>151598674
link me b

Tom really quit?

>>151598282
don't see what's the big deal is. Tom is a crybaby.

I can't bloody see

Honestly Tom's quit is worse than RDR's at least RDR made it a few rounds

>>151598662
there were no poke in his right eye

>>151598282
Holy Christ that's easily top 3 worst eye poke

he really faked being blind to avoid fighting. heres your champion bro lmao
KWABOTY

Jon just cemented his legacy

>aaaah me eye ! me eye ! I can't fookin see !! me eye aaaaah !!!
STORY LOSS

GO TO BOXING YOU WEAK MENTALLY ILL FREAK

>>151598668
Jon Jones has dogshit striking and got pieced up by Reyes

>>151598602
Volkov won today unlike Aspie anal

>fook me eye
>I cannae see
>look it's knuckle deep
>Fook

>>151598669
So he poke himself in both eyes?

Let's be honest, Gane was getting pieced up even on the feet where he was supposed to be good. He eye-poked Tom because he was desperate, in dire straits!

>>151598555
Trips of Truth

Jesus Christ he seriously fucking quit?

So the heem consensus is that Jon would have raped Tom right?

>>151598631
peon was piercing up belawl in the feet on that fight tbf

>le baddest man on the planet
>just eyepoke him and he gives up and lets you simulate his death

Kek imagine what Ngannou and Jon would do to this galactic throat bitch.

Tomala looked so slow. Gane was actually the faster fighter

>>151598615
Kek

An unprecedented double KWAB

>>151598610
intense 5 round war. Gane was piecing him up but Tom got a lucky knockdown in the fifth and got a 10-8

imagine getting eyepoked at work and telling your boss with a straight face that your are going to need the day off
the state of this lad

>>151598741
You sounds a bit obsessed b

>>151598734
KWABOT DECADE

>>151598745
Tomala lost.

guru is giga coping

i'm gonna cry man wtf what a blue ball ppv

Funny how cazzies now are exposed to the truth which heem scholars have always known
Gane is simply the greatest heavyweight on the planet. He beat Ngannou and he beat Aspinall.

>>151598674
what they saying?

>>151598777
A literal rape with penis insertion, yes. He is zesty like that

Smiff is tougher than Aspinall.

>>151598777
Nah Jones has dogshit striking and overrated wrestling

heavy weight mma is such a joke

It's one of those ultra-rare instances where "he can't keep getting away with it" applies to both fighters

>>151598751
And yet he still couldn't win against Gane or Tom, sad!

I was hoping Gane would heem but this is even better. They both lost and Jon was the only winner.

Ngannou is actually the greatest fighter ever lived.

>>151598615
KWAB!!!!

>>151598787
Exactly

I am a VERY good optometrician.
TRUTH PILL HARD TO SWALLOW: Aspinall wanted out. Gane would have attritioned him easily to a 5-0 decision. There was NO medical indication for him to pull out.
Again I am a VERY good optometrician so don't shoot the messenger

>>151598830
props for knowing who aspinall is

I am so happy

Smith just said Tom was being a baby

>>151598830
Ganechads work out at the library
Our eyes are as sharp as our minds because we're always reading

Aspinall won the story

What a shit card
Imagine being a paramount exec and thinking "we bought this"

>>151598410
Check out this Guru wojak I made

>>151598844
dual stock loss fer ser

>robs volkov
>double eyepokes tom
kill gane

>>151598808
He's right though

>>151598807
Really? Because he still has the belt

Make the fight again in a month. who cares.

Maybe try to knot eye poke your opponent next time.

mma guru is seething

>>151598665
Got to give credit to Jones for not getting eyepoked by Cyril the notorious cheater. Takes one to know one I guess, and Tom just didn't have the experience

tommy aspinall is no turtleheart smith I'll tell you that much

>>151598875
The doctor said there was no damage that he could see. Tom was trying to sell it because he knew he was losing.

>Aspinal quit and it was declared a NC
Nuance doesn’t matter, the villain of MMA has won in the end. Jon Jonrs versus Alex Pereira is the fight that will happen, Tom lost his chance.

>>151598836
say what you want about smith but he would never quit to an eyepoke

TOM ASPINALL-STERLING

>>151598897
Honestly, how many times is he going to get away with this shit?

Why the fuck did he do that eye poke when he was winning the round and tom's nose was pissing with blood?

>>151598886
The doctor told him to man up and smiff yes smiff called him a wuss

Heeminder that the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him and he was good to go

Tomala QUIT because he was tired, bloodied, outboxed and unable to take Gane down

>>151598708
i'm watching it on the icelz stream, probably every stream has it, it's the post-ppv show they always do
>>151598831
paraphrasing
chael: we usually fight through those things, it's a championship fight, you fight with one eye sometimes that is if you wanna fight
smiff: when I fought jon jones and I was hurt I knew I wasn't going to quit, that wasn't the way I wanted it to end
things like that

>>151598561
Jon wouldn't beat him, Jon's too fat and slow and stiff.
Gane had a chance because he's young and fast.

>>151598808
Just opened his stream and in 1 minute people donated $20 to him I bet he makes pretty good coin off pay pigs

>>151598721
there was, open your eyes nigga. it was worse actually you can see that ganes finger pushed deep into his eyeball

>>151598875
I'm an even better Optometritrician and a certified Proctologist, Gane would have started leaking out his anus if this fight continued

why are people acting like Aspinall lost? a little blood means nothing. it was a no contest. he didn't lose the fight, the match, or the story

>eye poke your opponents and cheat other ways every fight
>get cucked because Tommy pulls one over on ya
Anglo ALWAYS beats the dirty fr*nch rats

>getting beat up on the feet
>couldn't get any takedowns
umm ASSpinalbros...let's just take the NC and not talk about this anymore

Why didn't Tom sell the correct eye

>>151598926
he did take a nut shot though kek

all part of our master plan, calculation bros

>hype yourself up for 2 years
>quit because of a phantom eye poke
I've never seen anyone quit because of an eye poke, what an embarrasement to the sport. This nigga is supposed to be "the baddest motherfucker on the planet" what a disgrace

Me eye, me fooken eye. This is bloody unacceptable, and frankly quite violent. I must concede

Anthony Smith would have kept fighting. Let that sink in.

After receiving an attack from Gane, Tomala Aspergeranal recognized he could no longer continue the fight and asked for an official to stop it lest he should take more damage and meet an untimely death.
A clear Gane victory.

>>151598919
>finger literally deep in his eyeball
>tapped near the eye
HAHA ganefags really are melting down that their cheating nog lost his chance KEK

gurus seething at americans and saying they have no male champions now
boiling kek

Muzzies suddenly seething

>>151598969
If there as no ref to separate them GODne would have beaten him to death. He got his death simulated by another man. It’s over.

>>151598935
Nah now it's impossible for Jon to get the fight. This will be rebooked in a year and Jones will be 80 years old by then

Retarded quitter bitch doesn't even know what eye he got poked on

>>151598959
Do chael and smiff know that tom wasnt challengin for the belt but defending it?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
AДAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

Pissping fought with ONE eye completely detached!

tomala QUIT because xhe knew xhe was gonna lose!!!

TOMALA ASSPenisfaggot was getting FUCKED UP by GODne and he quit!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

the eye he was clutching didn't even get poked!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEK

WHAT A PATHETIC HEARTLET QUITER FAGGOT!!!!

Jones would KILL this inbred retard!

tomalajeets on suicide watch!!! britroons on suicide watch!

Jones vs Pereira is the next fight to make

jon beats tom with 2 fingers

>>151598969
My my boy has crazy drip and aura wild how beautiful fighters like GSP and Ilia are also goats

Why didn't Tom take him down if he had already "lost on the feet"

Crazy that a part time fireman who votes biden is more of a man than the tard wrangler from salford

>>151599054
>mexican
>retarded
no surprise

The doctor said Tom could continue

>>151598984
kek

Ganechampions... I kneel

>>151599011
>phantom eye poke
>finger literally halfway into his eye
?

>>151592983
>>151592983
>>151592983
>>151592983

>before: Tom will KO Gane easily, Tom is on another level
>after: Tom couldn't see, it's not his fault he was getting bloodied up by Gane's jab

>>151599054
Perhaps the biggest story+"aura" loss in the history of mma

>>151598777
Jon would have wrestlefucked him easily, like he did to Gane. Sorry, but besides slavs Europoors can't wrestle at the top level.

>>151598890
Needs a basedbeard

>>151599092
Stop replying to these retards, they're just trying to farm (You)s

>>151598555
both eyes got poked

>>151599043
See >>151599041
Sounds like your mental inspiration is having a hard time maybe you go send him some 20e

>>151599061
>nigger tries to cheat you
>'ohh, ahh, me fookin eye.... nah, I cant see mate.'
>keep belt, and the cheating nog loses
LEVELS to this
Tom was the true scholar all along.

Tom doesn't deserve a rematch and should be stripped

reminder when belal did this he was never liked by a single fan ever again

Chael and Smiff are correct. Tom quit like a little bitch after getting stomped by Godne and you just don't do that as a champ.

Is Gane secretly going for the record of most title fights without winning the belt? 0-3 so far

Poatan clowning Tomala for being a mad quitter bitch

>>151599145
I'm not the gurutard ddoebeit

Aspinach is going to tear up his own cornea soon in the arena janitor's bathroom so he can sell the lie better when he has his doctor's appointment
Calling it now. I'm an expert when it comes to such things

>>151599139
knuckle deep?

>>151599059
Technically tom is the champion but he didn't win the undisputed belt in a fight, so there's also that

>>151599195
>>151599195
>>151599195

a big lad with no heart
simple as

>>151599170
based pereddit

Wake up AGPoatan

>>151599174
Oh I apologize I'm enjoying this too much where are muslims raging I have time for them too

>>151598873
peon DID manage to rock muhammad at the very least

Why don’t more fighters just employ the eye poke? If it’s not going to be fueled a dq loss and instead just a no contest isn’t that just the best thing to do if you’re losing?

>>151598960
Jon looked slow as fuck versus Cyril but he's literally the best ever at eyepoking in MMA and Aspinall just showed that to be his weakness. If Jones went in with the sole intention of eyepoking and then capitalising on it then maybe he could win. He could get a sneaky little one in and then work from there

Gane won. That’s all that needs to be said.

>>151598935
>Jon Jonrs versus Alex Pereira is the fight that will happen
this is gonna be epic, best possible outcome
>>151598926
>Got to give credit to Jones for not getting eyepoked by Cyril the notorious cheater
good observation. not getting eyepoked is a skill in and of itself. once again, Jones is the greatest of all time to do it

>>151598904
>I. CANT. SEE!!!!

Yeah Jon won lmao

>>151599170
KEK

It being reasonable doesn’t matter, fans want them to die in that cage. Aspinal has an uphill battle from here for people to take him seriously again.

>>151599200
People already posted the webms ITT, just look at them. Aspinall's right eyeball is literally pushed downwards. I can definitely believe he lost sight in it.

>>151599043
they just hate WHITE people

>>151599054
His eye looked fucked when he opened it. Maybe he couldn't feel anything in the really fucked up eye. I reckon his vision might be permanently damaged. He wasn't complaining entirely about one eye he was flat out saying "I can't see"

>>151599181
an expert in tearing up your own holes?

>>151599118
nice AI, spammy

>>151598787
but then shit the bed in the rematch

Can't they make the fight as soon as possible?

>>151599170
Pereira has two fucking hairlines how is his hair so thick lmao

uhhh

>>151599522
eh, i agree but it was closer than people think
leon is just a heartlet.