Thread 151592535

just how boring is almeida? worst of all time?

sankos pink clit

total volkov victory

Hang goddard

IF HE DIES, HE DIES

Brazildinho is putting on a flawless performance

Please stop hugging on the ground, its boring

chess match

>>151592535 (OP)
>Enters thread

Almeida lost all of his aura when they started calling him Jai-ilton, instead of just continuing with Jailton.

Brazilians stay being the most faggot fighters of all time.

this shit is queer

>THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE ALMEIDA WANTS HIM
>Volkov simply stands up

Volkov has had this grappling weakness since the Blaydes days

OOOOOO HE'S SQUEALINGGGGG

UFC is so awesome that fights get worse the higher you get on the card

Seriously fuck goddard

Almeida, Petrino are the future of heavyweight

why is volkov not wearing a cup

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

almeida being this high in the rankings shows that heavyweight is 20 years behind all the other divisions.

>don't throw the elbow
>don't throw the elbow
>don't throw the elbow
>don't throw the elbow
>don't throw the elbow
STFU

megan

GODDARD SUCK MY DICK THE EAR IS NOT THE BACK OF THE HEAD

you can shit on almeida but volkovs grappling is dogshit, like all heavyweights

Kek

THE fight token???

KEKKKKKK

ahahahah just does it again.

What a sport

the beautiful sport....

booooo

oh look its almeida hugging for 3 rounds

>>151592628
Volkov isn't the one making this fight gay, it's the hue
literally carbon copy of all of his fights
people only like him because he's jacked

Might I have a stream link please

>>151592645
The wall is undefeated but still would

1-1, I hate Jailtone.

Goddard loves almeidas back of the head more than his wife. This blanket nigger is beyond infuriating

Almeida with the Stoicism

volkov looks like a brock lesnar from wish

most boring ass nigga in HW

>nutsniff faggots are infesting heavyweight now
It's completely over bros

is this high level fighting?

or just hug stalling?

honestly don't know

why doesnt volkov just shoryuken the takedown attempt

Heeminder that Volkov unironically beat Gane 1 fight ago and he's now losing to a guy who can't even throw a punch.

I’m gonna go to /gif/ and jerk off, be back soon.

This shit right here is why the UFC is dying

>>151592664
>>151592664
God I live tight, wide butts

they linked up
https://x.com/ufc/status/1982157958336414161

for me, its getting the takedown and not landing a single strike or going for a single submission.

19-19

real slurper here
almeida is aids

>>151592671
volkov isn't risking anything to get out

>>151592695
Rogan would tell you that Almeida is a genius and you should read his memoir

Volkov needs to catch a russian taxi to dagestan for a while

cut almeida

>>151592673
Sure kid.

UFC.com

>>151592696
I DP that shit for free too lmao

jailton almeida, a true martial artist

How do you stop these annoying niggas?
My take?
make takedowns and ''''control time''''(where they aren't doing any damage) worth less score
simple as

OKAY I PULL UP

1-1
Volkov. You get out there and you heem him, you hear me

Need to drink sankos ass sweat

Aspinalls best win btw

This is all Khabib’s fault

>>151592713
don't EVER defend these wrestlefucking faggots AGAIN
or ELSE

DC doing everything he can to suck Almeida's cock

Why abu dhabi booing as if this isn’t the average performance all their favorite fighters put on?

Classic Almeida stinkfest

>>151592739
Wow!

Jesus Almeida is wank

volkov has heart to win, almeida is a stalling faggot

PRIDE would have issued 3 yellow cards by now

"Megan"? more like "me goon" if you're picking up that I'm putting down a subtle implication.

>>151592759
legit this I can't stand him

>>151592673
Go to Yandex, this search engine does not filter illegal content. Type in sportsurge, go to the first one that comes up. Sport surge collects every single stream link, it's the only website you need but make sure you have adblocker

OKAY I PULL UP

>>151592696
he pressed the wrong button

this shit is poop

Goddard should be shot

gruesome control time zeem by almeida

>>151592759
It's so fucking gay

Volkov about to get robbed again

OOOOOOOH
HEEEEEMMM

here we go again

volk is so bad lol
literally got where he is in life just by being a massive cunt

Ohhhh he pozzed him

this fag is scared to punch

JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE IN GUARD WITH YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND AHHHHHHHH

Jailton is such an unbelievable faggot, I need him heemed again today.

Almeida should lose this fight because he isn't doing shit except laying there. Volkov is actually throwing punches from the bottom

reminder that Volkov beat Gane

Jailton would unironically do this to Gane too

is Almeida incapable of doing damage?

SEPARATE

>lay on top of opponent
>zero damage
>muh control time
>dana seething
>crowd booing
>win the fight

???

>>151592759
Commentary's main job is attempting to convince cazzies that leg humping isn't boring.

Why don't Malhadinho spam elbows?

>>151592826
No one says this

FUCK THIS CROTCH SNIFFING SEMEN SLURPING """"""SPORT"""""""

i think wrestling is for homosexuals

>>151592704
Damn Khabib pretty much the same size. Bet the house on Gane.

this shit is so ass please dismantle HW until steroids become mandatory

agarradinho

This favela monkey did the same exact thing to derrick lewis

>>151592832
Almeida would 50-45 that fat middleweight

rape almeida

>>151592844
He might not honestly, Volkov is doing more off of his back

To the casual who wrote last thread that Almeida fights the same way as Merab....... do you watch fights?

just two of the baddest men on the planet ducking it out

This is insane, dana needs to cut this faggot NOW

>>151592841
That's out of shitfart's jurisdiction it appears

>>151592845
Then why isn't he doing that

cut this bum

>>151592845
Japs had it right with stalling penalties. 25% purse if the ref has to stand you up twice in a dominant position

Why does Dana book nuthuggers on main cards? I know for a fact he doesn't even like this shit

>>151592856
anyone whos anyone says this

volkov is too tall lanky and awkward for fighting

>>151592824
i think almedia has thrown like 2 punches. he just sits there on top. its somehow even more boring that aljo

Volkov is winning with his pitter patter from bottom

what did volkov do in r2

>>151592854
he's allergic to hitting his opponent

bussy

dude

cut this fucking nigger

volkov is winning this round and it's not even close either. wonder if the refs will see that

>>151592739
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAAG MILFS JOE

29-28 Volkov on damage
not even memeing
almeida did literally no damage

LMAO

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPYYY

this lesbo session aint doing it for me chat

What a faggot

sounds like a lot of you fags should migrate to /box/

>>151592885
Abu Dhabi card. They love this gay shit over there.

>>151592892
Yeah when the fucking mr bean isn't stopping him

>another volkov robbery
I will destroy the UFC when I reincarnate as Jesus Christ the risen LORD

>stop
>favelado monkey keeps punching

Ahahahahahahaha

Ok, I'm switching to boxing

Volkov ran out of gas. Just a pathetic performance.

holy hugfest

ear bros...

Id call Jailton an cocksucking slob to his face and he wouldnt do shit

30-27 volkov

and dana cut buday for being boring

Jailton 'black faggot" Almeida

>>151592535 (OP)
>>151592529

>>We NEED knees to grounded opp..

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

LMAAAOOOOOO

>Mario fence humping after this
>WMMA's after that

Almeida wont get a title shot with a performance like this

Guy landed maybe 2 punches that fight

>>151592866
I think fedor would have died trying to make ufc middleweight kek. He was chubby but his frame was too big

Almeida extends his streak to 3 wins.

>>151592917
Wrestling without damage isn’t fighting it’s wrestling

volkov should win but he wont because of control time memes

THIS NIGGA POOP

when the middleweight champion does this it's ok

>>151592931
Merab actually throws more then 1 strike per round

>>151592931
merab is black

29-28 Jailton

He's a nightmare for almost everyone in that division.

>>151592833
hed probably get the sub desu

>>151592917
The UFC is a terrible product. Cope all you want. The last fight was a good example of modern UFC at any weight above 155

Round 3 is Volkov's by damage but the retarded judges will score sniffing over all else

>>151592906
Who's the babe

29-28 volkov

almeida proving dc right kek

what an incredible chess match of mix martial art!

>>151592931
I don't like watching the EPO monkey but he at least throws strikes after the takedown

2-1 Jailton
controlled the last two rounds

>>151592931
merab goes for the finish and chain wrestles with good technique
almeida falls onto your legs and then lays on you because heavyweight is a joke

>>151592940
He would suck your cock, bitch

Almeida would actually be good if he wasn't such a pussy

>does literally nothing with his control time
>is gonna win

>>151592931
Merab actually wins by decision at least, and he bounces around like he's on crack, somehow makes it less gay and boring

>>151592931
I hate all wrestle fuckers. Merab too.

HOLY SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>151592955
What about his shitload of wimpy strikes?

Can't decide round 3

>>151592931
Merab rocked sandhagen on the feet repeatedly

>>151592958
At least he looks impressive while doing it. This was just pathetic

Kek

How do you throw so few strikes

Cut this favela monkey. What a faggot.

Jailtons such a bitch too scared to punch

>>151592958
khamzat was actually doing damage not just holding even had dricus in the crucifix position multiple times

>>151592958
the middleweight champion has never done this

Incoming robbery

BASED JUDGES

HAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED MONKEY

>>151592977
Keep posting bruder

Only damage matters. This seems like trolling. The Yakuza would never have allowed shit like this, that's absolutely two yellow cards, 10000%.

>>151592948
>drag stream to second monitor
>boot up wow
cya in 40 mins

ROBBERY

kwab

LMAOOOOOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES

WOW

>>151592958
No that was also boring as fuck, same as this fight. Jailton and inbredev are both huge faggots.

Based

>>151592975
Dc is a pussy.

>>151592958
khamzat actually does offensive wrestling
not this hugfest

Lol

That's payback for the Gane robbery, 100%

TOTAL CROTCHSNIFFER DESTRUCTION

>the only position they havent done yet is 69
(c) some shrimp anon

BASED MUZZIE JUDGES

Topkek
Robbery

But I am happy he won.

HOLY FUCKING BASED JUDGES

HEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCK ALMEDIA THE RAT

FUCK YES LETS GO

cut that fucking NIGGER

OHNONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO counter-robbery
absolutely nonsense decision

picks heemed by robbery

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
BASED JUDGES!!!!!!!!!

BRAVO JUDGES
NO MORE WRESTLE FUCKING

BASED
BASED
BASED

BASED ABU DHABI

holy shit BASED DECISION

Picks heemed in a robbery!

Based Judges, you have to punish that "fighting" style

lmao grapple fucker robbed

AHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAUAHA

KWABBED
Volkov actually landed like 40+ strikes in that round.

WHAT???????
HOW TF DID VOLK GET THAT??

kek the robbery comes full circle

>>151592958
Stfu man, this guy hugs like he hasnt seen his wife for 7 months...

GOOD THAT HE FUCKIN LOST CUT THIS GUY!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAh

BASED BASED BASED
BASED BASED BASED
BASED BASED BASED
BASED BASED BASED
BASED BASED BASED

Based judges

they got him back for the gane robbery

Damn Dana really did have him covered

CORRECT DECISION

how?
someone explain the scoring plz

kek get fucked

lol Daner didn't let him down

AHHAHAHAH LETS GO YOU HUGGING FAGGTS, volkov got his redemption from the judges

LOL BASED

DAMAGE >>>>> crotchsniffing

DAMN RIGHT

dana was right, they'd make it up to volkov with this robbery

holy kek

YES BASED JUDGES
GO VOLKOV

hahahahhahahahaha
damn thats tough for buddy

JUSTICE
GET FUCKED

HAHAHAHHA suck a dick nigger

Yeah that was the right call. Death to all crotch sniffers.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SUCK A DICK ALMEIDA

lmao what a fucking robbery

BASED JUDGES

YYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>PICKS INTACT AND VOLK IS THE MAN

bullshit robbery

BASED JUDGES

LMAO THE RIGHT MAN WON
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH

KINO ROBBERY I FUCKIN LOVE THE JUDGES

>>151593051
This wasnt a robbery dumbass

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

complete robbery

>Gets taken down 6 times and controlled almost the entire fight
>wins because of milion little punches that didn't do anything

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCK ALMEIDA CUT ALMEIDA FUCK FAVELA FAGS FUCK NUT HUGGERS FUCK JUDGES LONG AND LOVINGLY

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED CROTCH SNIFFING BITCH

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

GET FUCKED YOU BRAZILIAN MONKEY
VOLKOV WONT GET ROBBED TWICE IN A ROW

based and robberypilled

ROBBERY BUT DESERVED ROBBERY
GET FUCKED FAVELA MONKEY LMAO

U WOT

SO THIS IS WHAT DANA MEANT WHEN HE SAID HE WOULD TAKE CARE OF VOLKOV LMAO

HERES UR GIFTED ROBBERY DECISION BRO

GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED CROTCHSNIFFER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TND

heem deserved robbery

Deserved. fuck almeida, one of the worst crotchsniffers in the whole ufc.

BASED JUDGES
FUCK YOU, YOU CROTCHSNIFFING FAGGOT

>>151593091
damage >>> control

this shouldn't have been split, but based
>>151593082
because he did more damage in round 1 and 3 which is the primary criteria you stupid moron

how can you get wrestlefucked and still win lmao

SOMEONE PLEASE POST WHORES UNTIL THE MAIN EVENT

>>151593074
I asked why you made such a shit pick

>>151593055
volkov did more damage clinch knees > nothing taps from top, also volkov did nothing taps from bottom so it equals out, if there is a difference in damage even minimal control is void

I’m dying laughing

Dana got him props and respect for Dana

>>151593055
>>151593064
How is it a robbery when he landed like 40 strikes on the ground and big knees to start the round?

ROBBERY
>ROBBERY
ROBBERY
>ROBBERY

>>151593118
I hope nobody.watches him

if you think that's a robbery you're fucking retarded

>no damage wrestlefucker loses
absolutely based

Volkov won via racist decision.

>>151593091
Volkov threw punches
Jailton laid there

>>151593081
Volkov landed more strikes in every round

>>151593091
You don't get points for holding someone down. You have to get strikes or a submission

Lmao they literally gave it to volkov

Good timeline confirmed

>>151593113
Not a robbery, control time only matters after strikes are counted, jailton literally landed none

>>151593077
>do no damage
>robbed
Damage based sport btw

>>151593077
Jailton didn't land any damage. This is how grappling SHOULD ALWAYS be scored. Chasing takedowns but being out damaged doesn't mean you win

>this is the 3rd best heavyweight
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Holy bvsed

Thank god. The blanket nigger needs to be in check with that zero will to actually fight.

You ain't getting a title shot with that performance

thank you based judges

Volk did more damage. Easy Volk win. Simple as.

>>151593116
it's not a robbery, it was clearly volkov. not close either.

This is Curtis Blaydes-s-s son?

Rigged sport.

>>151593091
1 fighter fought
The other only sniffed crotch.

If you think that's a robbery, I want you to go read the Unified Rules right now and then go back and watch round 3 and tell me that Volkov did not objectively win that round.

Based judges

Super deserved

>>151593164
Rd1 obvious volkov win, rd3 based on the clinch work and attacks from bottom. Its not even a robbery.

always trust the plan
-G

>>151593091
jailton had more control time but he did NOTHING
he literally did nothing
so volkov's attacks won him damage points

>take down your opponent
>do no damage and just defend your position
>get punched and elbowed
>repeat for 15 minutes
>lose
I'm not seeing the vision here Jailtonsisters

Almeida winning was the better outcome

why didnt volkov just choke his ass out on multiple occasions or slam his kidneys?

>picks intact
feelsgoodman.jpg
Tom
Jandiroba
Umar
Volkov
Murzakanov

>>151593162
I simply didn't account for bad judging

Well deserved.

IT WAS NOT A ROBBERY
>>151593180
How is it a robbery when he landed the big knees to start the round and then like 40 small hammerfists?

that was some flirting vs harassment shit
how come its cool when khamzat does it?

base rppney

thats the biggest robbery ive seen in a while

>>151593159
fuck off cumbrain

DAMAGE BASED SPORT
A
M
A
G
E

B
A
S
E
D

S
P
O
R
T

>>151593195
holy reddit

>>151593221
i'm not mad at all for my picks being heemed there.

ROOOOOOOOOOONEH

Holy shit it's wayne rooney

>>151593221
Picks still alive and well

AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUTSNIFFERS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RAPED, FUCK YOU FAGGOT FAVELAMONKEY

Not even mad my picks got heemd

Gane. Volkov. 3. For the HW title

>>151593229
he basically needs back control to win rounds at this point

RARE RPPNEY SPOTTED

>>151593221
My picks are still correct since Almeida got robbed

>>151593221
PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS MY PICKS HEEMED FROM A ROBBERY

More strikes landed, more sub attempts. Based Volkov, but that performance was shit for both of them.

BASED JUDGES FUCK THAT STALLING CROTCH SNIFFING FAVELA MONKEY

DC is such a fake faggot lmao, he's so mad

>>151593055
Not robbery. Correct decision. The other guy got double yellow carded and did zero damage, while taking shots and fendingnoff kimuras and triangle threats etc., and lost the first two rounds. Any other scorecard and the UFC rules are shit.

If almeida’s last name ended in “medov” he would have won 30-27

Volkov always getting gifted wins. I remember when he did the most effective fence grab of all time against Romanov to avoid being taken down and didin't get punished at all.

WAZZA

>>151593229
The blanket nogs always follow the same patterns

>>151593212
This, The robbery was that it was a split decision, should have been unanimous for Volkov..

EM ESS GEEE BAYBEEEE

if u want wrestling go to fucking wrestling world champ

>>151593250
Then you are retarded. How is it a robbery? Look at the strike totals, dipshit.

>>151593255
Your monitor is off sadly

My boy won, all is right with the world.

All the people trying to ragebait about jailton’s style itt killed themselves

I genuinely believe he threw this fight, and was paid under the table

he refused to throw ANY punches, I mean nothing what the hell??

Total nigger annihilation

>i brazilian nigger I use bjj to shoot and then sit on top I win now right?

If there was no back of the head rules Volkov would have caved that niggers skull in in the first 2 minutes with elbows

>>151593214
>whaaaaa why didn't the wrestle fucker who throws no strikes win
Go watch BlowJJ queer

>DC crying because a wrestlefucker wasn't given judge bias
and the sky is blue

IF YOU SNIFF YOU'RE GOING HOME A FUCKING LOSER

The Judging and reffing has been abnormally good this card

>>151593240
Amateur error this card is in the middle east it is part of the parcel

volkov deserved the win for hogmogging

>>151593221
STILL ALIVE THANK U JUDGES

Khamzat should've lost on this basis

>>151593254
those punches did 0 demage

>>151593286
based amnesiac

>>151593301
>Look at the strike totals, dipshit.
someone tell him

The reffs and judges have been on fucking point tonight. Good to see

As soon as Jailton went for the takedown I paused the stream and did something else. Was it a hugfest?

early stoppage

that merdestino needs to be cut

Non of those knees landed btw

Honestly though, Almeida is my boy, he deserved to win big time. He’s already undersized in the division, giving him a 6’9 striker and expecting him not to wrestle fuck is unfair. I was very impressed by the performances and have been by every performance I’ve seen. He’s up next.

Dude is a grappling wizard

>>151593295
This, pretty fucked that refs still haven't adapted to modern scoring criteria, just fire them already

Love to see that retarded crotch-sniffing monkey lose, one of the most boring fighters in UFC history

>>151593250
*lays on you*
*throws 25-ish strikes the entire fight*
*eats 50000 strikes from the ground*
>m-muh huezillian was ROBBED!
fuck off
Volkov got robbed by Gane, they wouldn't rob him two times in a row for '''''control time'''''

>>151593286
Romanov is a fat bum who cares

>>151593321
Hell yeah

Almeida is just a nervous bum. He was scared and the judges could tell

>>151593314
hes done this before its actually crazy, he avoids any seperation due to fear of striking

>literally suffocates fights, doesn't do shit
>gets a reality check from judges
Based

dariush and bsd jerking the curtain for bo nigger is crazy

>>151593242
You only rooted for Volkov because hes white

>>151593321
Yes, I take back all of my previous insults for these middle east events. These sandniggers run a tight ship.

>>151593273
>Almeida got robbed

>>151593329
imagine Volkov punch you kek

>>151593337
Yes Almeida just layed and prayed and got what he fucking deserved

>>151593338
How can he be so broke to need the money

>>151593314
he literally does that every time

>>151593318
DC has been shitting on Jailton all week, ya goober.

Volkov won with those little punches from his guard KEK

>Win fight
>judges: Ummmm acktually you lose acktually
Nice rigged sport we have I guess?

>>151593327
Dricus didnt land anything. Volkov was landing

>Sanko calls out nut hugging for the waste of time it is
>DC seething a nut hugger loses for being a useless nut hugger as per usual
Fire that fat crotchsniffing lover.

>robbery
Dumb macaco nigger had control yet was getting punched in the face all R3

/heem/ casuals being EXPOSED left and right after that decision

>>151593316
Should be legal like soccer kicks and knees to grounded opponent's heads. 12 to 6 elbows, etc. enough of this cuck "sports" shit, give us fighting.

>>151593341
They did, did you not see volkov knee him right in the gut? Almeida immediately covered it with his hands.

>>151593373
>tf
>tp

even if volkov is below average that still makes him 8" minimum and as thick as a redbull can based on his frame.

>>151593314
This is what he does.

>>151593221
i'm alive and well :)

>>151593351
I used to post like this when I first got social media. I was 12 though

>>151593345
You need to go back

>>151593157
The wrestlefucker has to perform actions that are conducive to a finish (striking, damage, advancing positions, sub attempts) otherwise it basically doesn't count for anything, it's just like time wasting
Volkov unironically outlanded him from the bottom

Lmao Dana White phoned it in

>bautista
>against umar
yeah, i'm going to focus on my beloved fortuna against berlin for now

>>151593371
Yes, and?

CLEH BLESSES MARIO

I don't car about JDM vs Bumachev. Auraless matchup.

>every fighter is (or should) be trying to finish the fight
>if you're in 'control' then you should be able to achieve what you are trying to do
>if you can't achieve what you are trying to do then you're not actually in 'control'
>Almeida never even got close to finishing the fight
>therefore he was never actually in 'control'.
Simple.

Maurio is going to BITCH Poomar. Cap this.

I dont pretend to know much about UFC and I'm a casual but at least Volkov was throwing punches...sure Almeida took him down but he didn't do jack shit after that, glad he lost. Death by a million little punches

Now watch Umar do the exact same thing Almeida did and win 30-27

>>151593386
>filename
my sides

>>151593349
nigger look at their faces. volk was bloodied. almedia fresh. spent 3/4ths of the fight on his back being dominated.

>>151593327
retard spotted

if you can’t tell the difference you have a walnut brain

>>151593295
Based

>>151593403
Penis size doesn't scale to body size though

>>151593386
>''''''control time''''''
>do no damage
>lose
based judges

>>151593221
I will win today

>whatever happens happens
heartlet

>>151593377
good I missed nothing

>>151593386
>Win fight
The critical step that Jailton missed.

I want Bautista to win so Umar doesn't get the Merab rematch

>>151593345
Jailton did zero ground and pound or tried to at least submission volkov. This could've been the easiest win for him

>>151593438
>I'm a casual
Stop reading here

I think people who are confused by the decision are under the impression that "damage" is primary and control is scored less but the reality is that ONLY damage is scored and control quite literally means nothing the only way to do less damage but win a round is with a real submission attempt

>>151593452
cope, retard
he did no damage

these niggas are ugly as hell

umar somehow manages to be more autistic than islam

If marc goddard wasnt such a bitch he would've let volkov elbow almeida more.

>>151593386
>filename
lol, lmao even

Volkov wins that fight without controversy under ONE judging and scoring criteria btw

>>151593329
that control time did no damage stupid nigger

Umar death via Batista Bomb

>>151593306
agreed. Volk stans unite

>>151593407
It's from 2011 b

are you really in control if you are just holding someone’s hips while they repeatedly slap you in the face?

>>151593327
Cumzhat atleast threw some strikes while Almeida literally just held him down.

HEEM

>>151593452
>spent 3/4ths of the fight on his back being dominated
>literally punching and elbowing that dumb hue monkey the entire time as he laid on him
???
stupid ass spic lol

>>151593345
If you're a grappling wizard, you should be getting a submission after like 10+ minutes on the ground

>>151593452
Volk just got his cauliflower ear busted, Jailton didnt hurt him, he was just tired from grappling.

You can't win just by lying on top of someone while they hit you

>>151593445
Umar is active on the ground

>>151593364
>>151593380
No like look at his very first fight, vs Marques and then Porker Potter or sum, and Anton Turkalji

He was actually Khabib-Lite and threw like 100 strikes and everything,

I think he was genuinely gambling and refused to throw anything and let it go the distance

Granted he did come in this fight underweight, like 237, and Volkov was 261-265,

>>151593488
Explain how the gentle taps did any demage

scoring should be based on how exciting the fighter was

there is no way umar loses this right?

>Time for more Crotch Sniffing and then WMMA after that

Why tf did I get out of bed for this

kino song

Jailton is the new Ricardo Arona

>>151593460
yes it does, it wouldn't make sense otherwise. Would be totally wrong from an aesthetics standpoint.

mario looks old as fuck

>>151593452
based retard

THE Maurio Bautista?

bautista gonna cry
about to get umarred

>>151593519
In reality he would have elbowed him into the back of the skull 3 million times, almeida should consider himself lucky hes not dead. Fucking pansy turned the back of his head to him so he could continue being the big spoon

tony looking motherfucker is about to wrestfuck umar

Odds on a Bautista upset?

>>151593536
when in the clinch volkov landed about 5 clean knees this is what won him the round

HAMMER OF THE GODS STORY WIN

Heem's logic is if a guy wrestles you to the ground and fucks you in the ass if you tippy tap his head your the dominant one
your "winning" while getting fucked in the ass
I just don't agree with that

>one of two effective strikes you landed was after the ref stopped you for inactivity
o i am laffin

>white mans wins
>thread explodes
LOL!

>>151593572
0

Bautista looks like that Jesse Nimajapol pedophile guy

>>151593538
Better not I didn't make side picks to account for that

If you think that was a robbery you have sub 80 IQ

almeida threw about four strikes that entire fight

volkov was doing pitter patter from the bottom

absolute circus of a fight and the right man won

we the thread support bautista

This guy nowhere near Umar level

*comes out to faggy tribal music*

>>151593575
those knees + rd1, 29-28 is the correct scorecard, crotchsniffers btfo

>>151593589
BUT CA HE SING

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>>151593583
corny ass yuros

>>151593572
0.0

>>151593536
more damage than anything jailton did

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>>151593345
Me and Bautista used to train in Mich together guy was crazyyyy

>>151593578
We're talking mma not your backyard brawl rules

where is the tranny porn posting

>>151593578
Round 1: won by reversing and landing significant ground and pound

Round 3: won by knees in standup and elbows/punches on the bottom, jailton did nothing

>>151593541
Been a couple good walkouts today

>>151593578
it’s a fight. punching is an act of fighting. holding someone is an act of peace. in a pacifist contest almeida would have won by a mile

>>151593572
Pretty high. People fade him because of one boring fight but he's fucking good. Real value betting on him

>>151593460
it does to an extent. that would be like saying hands of feet don't just because some people have smaller or larger than average. any guy that tall ain't wearing size small gloves or kids shoes.

>>151593578
This, /heem/ is bubch of retarded casuals, most of them just picked rakic

>>151593327
kek

>>151593529
>cauliflower ear
yeah, same thing happened in his aspinall fight

>>151593589
Rare occurence of me understanding a Swede reference

>>151593577
Who's the skirt?

>>151593578
Nice VPN jairton

There is absolutely no way bautista wins, maybe he can make seem close at best

Oh great here come the Muslims......

>>151593635
>>151593627
right here b

>>151593578
keep your homosexuality out of this

HOW THE FUCK IS BO NIGGLE ON THE MAIN CARD AGAIN????

I laura'd my stanko

>>151593578
>fucks you in the ass
but he didn't?
he literally did nothing
he didn't throw punches, he didn't throw elbows, he didn't go for submissions
he did nothing

>>151593665
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>>151593536
nah they weren't gentle tippy taps, if they were jailton wouldnt have been so afraid.

>>151593601
Who has umar even beat? he got

People's main event is Jandiroba vs Dern BTW

i thought lightmans skill was a meme stupid niggers for like 2 years

>>151593480
Dave 'The Machine' ?

>>151593578
oh you can maintain a boner while someone "tippy taps" your head big boy?

>>151593684
he could've

>>151593596
So if i grab and rape you in the ass while you're desperately punching me with does nothing to me and I continue to rape you you think you won that exchange?

>>151593614
Can't stand this autistic neurotic type bitch , don't know why i attract them

straight to crotch sniff

>>151593749
I get your argument, but Almeida did 0 raping.

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>>151593614

On behalf of the dane, I accept your concessions.

>>151593371
You had a lot of fun with the other guy's performance?

based Bautista almost won it

They robbed Almeida??

Thats how you actively sniff crotch. Hope that brazillian blanket nigger is watching

>>151593386
kek i thought of Dana White before I read the filename

bum umar couldn't even submit bum bautista in round 1 on an ABU DHABI card

boy ate it

Now thats a good fight. Bautista is actually based. Umar getting repelled

>>151593837
Fag