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Anonymous United States No.151673138 [Report] >>151673586 >>151673626 >>151674436 >>151683609
/cfb/ College Football General - Peak Performance Edition
You might not like it but this is what the best coach in College Football looks like.

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Anonymous United States No.151673182 [Report] >>151673211 >>151673383 >>151674395
First for my Aggies at least making it to the playoff.
Anonymous United States No.151673200 [Report] >>151673459
First for my Gophies also a friendly reminder that the plus-1 was the perfect system and the expanded playoff is fake gay jewish nonsense
Anonymous United States No.151673211 [Report] >>151674395 >>151697674
>>151673182
I don't want to be too cocky but we only need to win 1 of the next three serious games
Anonymous United States No.151673335 [Report] >>151673369
Ohio State will go to the playoffs with either 1 (one) or 0 (zero) ranked wins.
Anonymous United States No.151673369 [Report] >>151673414
>>151673335
>dodges Oregon
>dodges Indiana
>dodges USC (I know they’re not great but still quite a bit better than what they’ve got on their schedule)
>pedos are dogshit
>wiscy is dogshit
Jesus. Fucking Michigan will probably be their best win if Cryin Gay can actually get over that hump.
Anonymous United States No.151673383 [Report]
>>151673182
I'm starting to get a bit of hope, which isn't a good idea. Even if I don't think it's likely this time, there is still a chance of a November collapse.
Anonymous United States No.151673388 [Report] >>151674072 >>151674143
>Florida and LSU fans on message boards are begging their teams to hire Luke Fickell because he's "hard nosed" and "can recruit the Midwest"
Please, please take him from us. It will be the funniest thing ever.
Anonymous United States No.151673414 [Report] >>151673462
>>151673369
>Maryland and Iowa having decent enough seasons, dodges both of them too
It’s usually a meme but they really do play absolutely no one this year
Anonymous United States No.151673456 [Report]
>>151672555
>if i keep saying something stupid, it might eventually be true
Anonymous United States No.151673459 [Report]
>>151673200
raped and gaped
Anonymous United States No.151673462 [Report] >>151674001 >>151674182
>>151673414
I absolutely hate ohio state fags because they will vigorously try to defend this shit.

If the roles were reversed and it was my team who literally played nobody all season I would be unhappy about it and want for us to actually play real games. I would be agreeing with people pointing out how stupid it is.
Anonymous United States No.151673522 [Report] >>151673877
Best College Football Team?
More like new Vanderbilt LOL
Anonymous United States No.151673586 [Report]
>>151673138 (OP)
Too many coaches getting fired, not enough candidates. Have to imagine some of these schools are not going to end up happy with the guy they get. If Lane doesn't want to leave Ole Miss its going to be a nightmare for LSU/Florida. There's a bunch of B+ hires but no big names like there was a couple years back. Makes me think if the whole Saban retiring/DeBoer getting hired thing was planned out a little while in advance there.
Anonymous United States No.151673626 [Report]
>>151673138 (OP)
The most dangerous combination - brisket-fed jerseyan
Anonymous United States No.151673877 [Report]
>>151673522
>you will never be the new vanderbilt
Anonymous United States No.151674001 [Report] >>151674182
>>151673462
It's not like Ohio State made their own conference schedule or caused Penn State to nosedive. They went out and scheduled a SEC team that has made the CFP the last two years in the only part of their schedule they can control.
Anonymous United States No.151674072 [Report] >>151674143
>>151673388
I take it neither of those fanbases have been watching the Wisconsin games lately?
Anonymous United States No.151674143 [Report]
>>151673388
>>151674072
Is it just me or are the G5 meme of the year coaches flaming out more than usual lately?
>Frost
>Herman
>Fickell
>Napier
>Norvell
>Fuente
Anonymous United States No.151674182 [Report] >>151674323
>>151673462
>>151674001
Yeah it’s not that the B1G doesn’t have elite teams, it’s just that most of them are bad, and there are so fucking many teams that it’s completely plausible to avoid all of the elite ones. It would be impossible to have a similarly bad schedule in the SEC. I would think pretty much everyone would face either Bama or Georgia, but even if they didn’t you have Ole Miss, Ass to Mouth, Missouri and Vandy getting uppity lately, plus LSU, Florida, Auburn, Texas and Tennessee during the occasions they have their shit together.
Anonymous United States No.151674187 [Report] >>151674311
>Pavia is 24
For some reason I always pictured him as a spry young 19 or 20 year old.
Anonymous United States No.151674228 [Report] >>151677170
The world needs Vanderbilt vs Georgia Tech
Anonymous United States No.151674279 [Report]
What's the good word?
Anonymous United States No.151674311 [Report]
>>151674187
When you look at his face he literally looks like he is in his late 30s I don't know why he is so fucking aged but its messed up
Anonymous United States No.151674323 [Report] >>151674339 >>151674360 >>151674463 >>151674527
>>151674182
A&M has a pretty soft conference schedule. Texas is the only team here that might make the playoff.
>Auburn
>Mississippi State
>Florida
>at Arkansas
>at LSU
>at Missouri
>South Carolina
>at Texas
Anonymous United States No.151674339 [Report] >>151674444
>>151674323
What the fuck are you smoking. That is an absolute gauntlet compared to Ohio States schedule. Every single one of those teams would have a great record in the big 10 lol
Anonymous United States No.151674360 [Report] >>151674444
>>151674323
Soft, for the SEC. You're insane if you think a single one of Ohio's opponents (besides Texas lol) this year has anywhere close to the amount of talent of a single one of those teams, even Arkansas.
Anonymous United States No.151674395 [Report] >>151674448 >>151674463 >>151698844
>>151673182
>>151673211
You faggots somehow avoided Georgia Bama Ole Miss OU Tennessee and Vandy this season. You’ll get butt plugged in the playoffs.
Anonymous United States No.151674436 [Report]
>>151673138 (OP)
>CORNDOG DETECTED
Anonymous United States No.151674444 [Report] >>151674593
>>151674339
>>151674360
>Auburn
Shit QB, shit coach
>Mississippi State
Better than expected, still not very good
>Florida
Good defense, shit offense and shit coach
>Arkansas
Good offense, shit defense and shit coach
>LSU
Good defense, shit offense and shit coach
>Missouri
Decent but down to their 3rd string freshman QB
>South Carolina
Loses to anybody who isn't complete garbage
>Texas
Only conference opponent A&M plays that will be ranked after the regular season

Take off the SECSECSEC glasses, this is a pretty awful schedule. You can't talk down on Ohio State's conference schedule from one side of your mouth while defending A&M's out of the other. They both play an underachieving blueblood rival who will likely go 9-3, then a bunch of scrubs while dodging the playoff contenders.
Anonymous United States No.151674448 [Report] >>151675309
>>151674395
Ok texjeet
Anonymous United States No.151674463 [Report] >>151674552
>>151674323
>>151674395
Not A&M's fault all those overrated teams didn't perform to expectation.
Anonymous United States No.151674527 [Report]
>>151674323
When they play Alabama in the ccg, that’ll dictate how they do in the playoffs. If they handle them, it’s a safe bet on them to win
Anonymous United States No.151674550 [Report] >>151674626 >>151674660 >>151675355
I don't see the big deal with letting athletes bet on pro sports. I would even be fine with letting them bet on other college games as long as they aren't playing in them.
Anonymous United States No.151674552 [Report] >>151674577 >>151674614
>>151674463
It's not, but the SECfags shitting on Ohio State's schedule are also running damage control for Texas A&M and trying to claim Arkansas is a quality opponent.
Anonymous United States No.151674577 [Report] >>151698921
>>151674552
Arkansas is higher quality than Illinois and Wisconsin.
Anonymous United States No.151674593 [Report] >>151674690
>>151674444
not that anon, but to me the difference is the SEC actually wants to win and improve. The Big10 has too many teams that are ok with just being 'meh'. Like these programs have not done anything of relevance for 20+ years. -
>Illinois
>Maryland
>Minnesota
>Purdue
>Rutgers (lol)
>Nebraska

And then you've got a bunch of schools that had 1 or 2 good seasons over the last 10-15 years but are mostly mediocre -
>Indiana
>Michigan State
>Northwestern

Not including the new b10 schools here, just the classics. The SEC is more competitive because boosters want results. Northerners generally aren't as interested in football and they cannot get the recruits that the SEC can outside of Ohio State/Michigan.
Anonymous United States No.151674614 [Report] >>151698921
>>151674552
Arkansas vs. A&M is always a tough game, and it was @ Arkansas.
Anonymous United States No.151674626 [Report] >>151674633 >>151674635
>>151674550
Gambling is societal cancer
Anonymous United States No.151674633 [Report] >>151674666
>>151674626
Only a few become addicts. The rest of society can handle gambling just fine.
Anonymous United States No.151674635 [Report]
>>151674626
TRUTH
Anonymous United States No.151674660 [Report] >>151690489
>>151674550
prop bets are the problem, specifically when players can manipulate the under
at least that's what Nick Wright said
Anonymous United States No.151674666 [Report]
>>151674633
it seems awful for younger dudes, there are so many guys aged 18-40 that are obsessed with the parlays and bets
Anonymous United States No.151674690 [Report] >>151674770 >>151675519
>>151674593
>The SEC is more competitive because boosters want results
This also results in situations like Auburn where you have influential boosters meddling so much that the team is a schizophrenic mess and the AD prioritizes winning the press conference when hiring a new coach. LSU is also very close to that precipice right now.
Anonymous United States No.151674770 [Report] >>151674924
>>151674690
I completely agree. But at least that means people care and WANT the program to do better. I don't think anyone gives a fuck about Minnesota football. They've been the exact same 6-8 win program since the dinosaurs were walking the Earth. And Minnesotans are fine with it for some reason.

Also, why is Buttgers even still in the BIG10? Vanderbilt is a powerhouse now, why can't Rutgers do the same thing? What's the excuse there?
Anonymous United States No.151674908 [Report] >>151675252 >>151675294
Brian Kelly literally had job security at Notre Dame. He could have stayed coaching there until he wanted to retire.
Anonymous United States No.151674924 [Report]
>>151674770
It's not so much that B1G schools don't care. It's more that Northern states don't have nearly as many 6'5 300 pound future astronaut high school recruits as Southern states do, and the few that are up north mostly go to Ohio State or Michigan or Notre Dame. If you swapped demographics between Nebraska and Georgia you'd see a corresponding rise in Nebraska football and decline in Georgia football.
Anonymous United States No.151675249 [Report] >>151675265 >>151675330 >>151675584 >>151675744 >>151675880
Texas 8&4 fans are upset about OSU being ranked 1st with their easy schedule when this is what they've got
>B-B-BUT ARKANSAS IS A 9 WIN TEAM IN THE B1G
Anonymous United States No.151675252 [Report]
>>151674908
Then he couldn't have fulfilled his lifelong ambition of larping as a southerner
Anonymous United States No.151675265 [Report] >>151675311 >>151677156
>>151675249
Imagine being this upset over quality wins (literally every win in the SEC is quality)
Anonymous United States No.151675294 [Report] >>151675333
>>151674908
>Brian Kelly literally had

When he left ND his net worth was ~ 2M
He's getting over 50M in this buyout and BEFORE the buyout his net worth was in the 35M range.

I hate Kelly as a coach, but you can't dispute those numbers.
Anonymous United States No.151675309 [Report] >>151675328 >>151675350 >>151696155
>>151674448
Texas is not even close to having the most Indians of any state. Austin is not even near the top 10 most jeeted cities. You retards need to come up with better slander for Texas. Austin is full of actual homosexuals trannies and Mexicans. You don’t have to make shit up.

You can dunk on Rutgers for being pajeets though. New Jersey is the most jeeted state and they actually have an Indian kicker on the team too.
Anonymous United States No.151675311 [Report]
>>151675265
>literally every win in the SEC is quality

DEMONSTRABLY false statement.
Anonymous United States No.151675328 [Report]
>>151675309
>have an Indian kicker
>Indian
>push-start
>pull-start
>feathers

Which kind?
Anonymous United States No.151675330 [Report]
>>151675249
not that non, but both can be true. Ohio State can be the best team in the country right now AND most of the big 10 can be a joke that isn't interested in being good at football. They just don't really care and would rather focus on other sports.
Anonymous United States No.151675333 [Report]
>>151675294
holla holla
Anonymous United States No.151675350 [Report]
>>151675309
You don't need to sell us on Austin being a trash town, anon. It's sucked since the mid-2000s
Anonymous United States No.151675355 [Report] >>151675408
>>151674550
If organized crime wants to get a player to take a dive and lose a game on purpose they are not gonna just threaten to kill them or whatever. People respond unpredictably to that and it’s way too risky.

If you want someone to take a dive the best way to do it is to get them indebted to you. The best way to get athletes indebted to you is to get them to lose in sports betting. It’s a strategy that has been used over and over in the past. Pretty sure they capture reffies the same way as well. It’s why you need a zero tolerance policy about gambling
Anonymous United States No.151675378 [Report] >>151675418 >>151675419 >>151675423
Why does Ohio State try so hard at football when nobody cares about football up north?
Anonymous United States No.151675408 [Report]
>>151675355
>they capture reffies the same way

Rarely.
What ever league the reffies work for call the shots and if you (as a ref) don't go along they'll send you to shitty assignments and you'll never get to do any post-season games (which is pay A LOT better) PLUS you get to see some great athletes, and most of the time your travel and lodging is paid for.
Anonymous United States No.151675418 [Report] >>151675612
>>151675378
Michigan kept dad dicking them for the first 40 years or so
Anonymous United States No.151675419 [Report]
>>151675378
They care about the NFL a lot up there. I think Ohio has Browns and Bengals fans who have known nothing but suffering and for them Ohio state is a way to cope.
Anonymous United States No.151675423 [Report]
>>151675378
>southern "education"
Anonymous United States No.151675441 [Report] >>151675502
>B1G playoff appearances (7 TEAMS)
>OHIO STATE
>OREGON
>MICHIGAN STATE
>WASHINGTON
>MICHIGAN
>INDIANA
>PENN STATE

>SEC playoff appearances (6 TEAMS)
>BAMA
>OKLAHOMA
>GEORGIA
>LSU
>TEXAS
>TENNESSEE

hmmm i thought the SEC ran cfb...
Anonymous United States No.151675488 [Report]
I’m enjoying this new era where ass to mouth causes vast seething
Anonymous United States No.151675502 [Report]
>>151675441
I could accept your hating on the SEC if you made less retarded arguments and were just capable of at least thinking like a 100 iq normal person.

But to sit here and use Indiana getting into the playoffs and getting BTFO in an uncompetitive game as justification for the big 10 being great is over the line. I am going to curse you and you’ll wish you had never been born
Anonymous United States No.151675503 [Report] >>151677236 >>151688280
These are the people calling SEC folk retarded
Anonymous United States No.151675519 [Report] >>151675538
>>151674690
Seriously is there any way out for Auburn? Even if the president hired an AD with balls, he’d still depend on the boosters for money.
Anonymous United States No.151675538 [Report] >>151677352
>>151675519
The right person can get everyone pulling the same direction. It’s going to take a generational coach though good luck
Anonymous United States No.151675551 [Report] >>151675643
>Is the SEC a little overrated?
Yeah probably.
>Is the SEC still significantly heavier than the B1G and the rest of the league?
Absolutely.
Anonymous United States No.151675564 [Report] >>151675584 >>151675597 >>151675606
are ohio state fans happy with their schedule? is it an enjoyable season?
Anonymous United States No.151675584 [Report]
>>151675564
see >>151675249
Anonymous United States No.151675597 [Report]
>>151675564
Not an OSU fan myself but my buddy is and he says the Texas/OSU game should have been later in the season, like most people do. It isn't ohio state's fault that roughly half of the big10 has zero interest in competing in football (even in the NIL era) and keeps these lame duck coaches like PJ Fleck, Schiano or Fickell.
Anonymous United States No.151675606 [Report] >>151675650 >>151677378
>>151675564
Bro they fucking love it

I think only a small number of people truly understand the value of having such an easy schedule. An easy shecdule is a dynasty builder.

You think the patriots were ever so fucking amazing? Or did they just beat up on the dolphins, bills, and jets every single season to get a top playoff seed and then have slightly more fortunate than average results per attempt? Cause it’s the latter.

Notre dame and Ohio state are going to win a lot of natties if nothing changes and most normalfags won’t be able to identify that the reason is statistical and a lot of false greatness will be attributed to these programs.
Anonymous United States No.151675612 [Report] >>151675669 >>151688620 >>151692922
>>151675418
>Michigan kept dad dicking them for the first 40 years or so

Up until the early 1930's only a very few "schools" took football seriously.

Starting in the 30's tOSU (and lots of other schools) decided a proper team was worth it and split the series Win-Loss to 50/50. Before that it was laughably offsided with tOSU winning only 5 games in all of those years prior.

Since 1940 tOSU has decisively flipped the script and leads by a margin of 63-51.
During this time the BUCKEYES also have won 9 Natty's to TCUN's 3
Anonymous United States No.151675643 [Report] >>151675674
>>151675551
The main problem is the keksas win. >We know and have known that they were stupidly overrated and arch was likely a bum since forever and a day ago, but the only “marquee” win the B1G has is the season opener where Ohio State squeaked by them at home. That is the foundation of most B1Gfags arguments and doesn’t hold much, if any, water because the only reason keksas wins is through the other team choking on their own dicks.

Is the SEC overrated? Not so much now, but at the start of the season sure. Are they better than the B1G? Definitely.
Anonymous United States No.151675650 [Report]
>>151675606
NFL is a very different game than college though. The very worst NFL team has a surprisingly decent chance to beat the very best teams because the talent discrepancy is usually not that high. The thing with college through is that if you aren't challenged during the regular season there's a good chance you won't be able to perform when things get tough. If OSU didn't lose those two games last year I'm not sure if they still win the natty.
Anonymous United States No.151675669 [Report]
>>151675612
It'll still be another 20 years or so before bucknuts even up memechigan
Anonymous United States No.151675674 [Report] >>151675754
>>151675643
>SEC used past championships as proof of superiority for years when they were winning them
>now that the B1G is winning championships, past titles are no longer acceptable proof of superiority
Anonymous United States No.151675722 [Report] >>151675760 >>151675847 >>151680103
Alabama has the most impressive resume in the country.
Anonymous United States No.151675736 [Report] >>151675796 >>151677212 >>151677395
how do /cfb/ racists cope with the fact that black QB's have won more natties than white qbs?
Anonymous United States No.151675744 [Report]
>>151675249
Well I'm convinced.
Reed for Heisman.
Anonymous United States No.151675754 [Report]
>>151675674
That refutes my post in what capacity?
Anonymous United States No.151675760 [Report] >>151675804
>>151675722
I dunno Tim, seems like that FSU loss should count for something
Anonymous United States No.151675796 [Report]
>>151675736
>non-White brain at "work"

What you gonna do when mean Orange Man takes away your SNAP?
Anonymous United States No.151675804 [Report] >>151675823 >>151680279
>>151675760
and the wins?
Anonymous United States No.151675805 [Report]
i've been tryna lock down some cock for the big game this saturday but i keep striking out
Anonymous United States No.151675823 [Report]
>>151675804
pretty neat
Anonymous United States No.151675847 [Report]
>>151675722
Probably, but I don't want to admit it because you'll overrate how good it is. Georgia and Vandy are really the only impressive wins you've had.
Anonymous United States No.151675855 [Report] >>151675955
>Ohio State will enter the playoffs with either 0 or 1 ranked win depending on the outcome of the B1G championship game
Anonymous United States No.151675880 [Report] >>151675918
>>151675249
>their best win will be a non SEC team
LMAO!
Anonymous United States No.151675902 [Report] >>151675921 >>151675935 >>151677371
How does seeding work for the top 4 teams? If Ohio State got obliterated in the championship game could they potentially lose out on a bye?
Anonymous United States No.151675913 [Report]
>shitting on ohio state means you are happy with tamu
Anonymous United States No.151675918 [Report]
>>151675880
*non SEC playoff team
And given ESPN sec bias this is actually quite impressive
Anonymous United States No.151675921 [Report] >>151675965
>>151675902
does it matter? every team with a bye lost.
Anonymous United States No.151675935 [Report]
>>151675902
They get humiliated, it’s likely. If it’s close, maybe not. It’ll be 1 and 3 BIG and 2 and 4 SEC.
Anonymous United States No.151675955 [Report] >>151676006
>>151675855
>texas
>illinois
>probably michigan
>could argue washington should be ranked over 1 of the overrated SEC shitters such as Tennessee or missouri
Anonymous United States No.151675965 [Report]
>>151675921
>does getting embarrassed in your first real game of the season matter?
Yes, in fact bad losses matter more the later they occur.
Anonymous United States No.151676000 [Report] >>151676029 >>151676172
how much longer until the committee puts out a ranking so this retarded ap poll shit stops
t. fag who hasnt watched in 10 years
Anonymous United States No.151676006 [Report] >>151676075
>>151675955
none of the teams you mentioned besides tennessee and missouri will be ranked at the end of the season (when it matters)
Anonymous United States No.151676029 [Report]
>>151676000
Next Tuesday.
Anonymous United States No.151676075 [Report] >>151676102
>>151676006
i can see your ultimate goal of arguing that your gators should make it into the playoff based on the massive amount of quality sec losses they've collected by the end of the season
Anonymous United States No.151676102 [Report] >>151676150 >>151693896
>>151676075
my only goal is to get (you)s
Anonymous United States No.151676150 [Report]
>>151676102
have another daddy <3
Anonymous United States No.151676172 [Report]
>>151676000
half of two more weeks
Anonymous United States No.151676298 [Report]
Trump gave a Roll Tide at a speech today.
Anonymous United States No.151676866 [Report] >>151676990 >>151677018
>Kelly's buyout was negotiated down to $27 million, about half of what he was owed. This was done through the violation of morality clauses in his contract.
BK GOT TUCKERED???
Anonymous United States No.151676990 [Report]
>>151676866
LSU has always been a beacon of morality
Anonymous United States No.151677018 [Report] >>151677095 >>151677200 >>151679196
>>151676866
Did anyone specify exactly how he violated thise clauses?
Anonymous United States No.151677095 [Report]
>>151677018
He didn't felate the LA governor as per Paragraph 24 § 3b
Anonymous United States No.151677156 [Report] >>151677171
>>151675265
No it fucking isn’t, you stupid conferencefagging turbo tard.
Anonymous United States No.151677170 [Report]
>>151674228
that was a pretty good bowl game last year
Anonymous United States No.151677171 [Report] >>151677234
>>151677156
cry more fag
Bottom text.
Anonymous United States No.151677200 [Report]
>>151677018
He banged his realtor when he got here.
Anonymous United States No.151677212 [Report]
>>151675736
>>Source? I made it up.
Anonymous United States No.151677234 [Report] >>151677263
>>151677171
Cool, enjoy claiming Bama getting torched by like Indiana or some Big XII scrub in the second round as a victory for you, a Kentucky alum [and huge faggot]
Anonymous United States No.151677236 [Report]
>>151675503
>Okay I stop here now. Good luck everybody else *engages e-brake*
Anonymous United States No.151677263 [Report]
>>151677234
>living vicariously through marginally better teams
Couldn't be me
Anonymous United States No.151677352 [Report]
>>151675538
A generational coach wouldn’t want to coach at Auburn though. Wanna know which Auburn coach had the most impressive resume when he was hired? That’s right. Hugh Freeze. The rest ranged from slightly impressive to straight bad. John Heisman himself was even ho hum at the time he went to Auburn.
Anonymous United States No.151677371 [Report] >>151678615
>>151675902
I think teams ranked #1-#4 get seeds 1-4. They removed the automatic byes for conference championship winners after all four of them lost last year lol
Anonymous United States No.151677378 [Report]
>>151675606
Patriots had pretty similar records against the rest of the NFL as they did against the AFC East.
Anonymous United States No.151677395 [Report]
>>151675736
There hasn’t been a black natty winner since peanut oil guy. And that was during the Obama admin.
Anonymous United States No.151677506 [Report] >>151677736
/cbb/ revives monday.
First game of the season is Queens University (Charlotte) at Winthrop at 8am EDT.
Anonymous United States No.151677657 [Report] >>151677760
I didn’t know LSU was the most fraudulent team in D1. Kelly needed to go, did he say goodbye to his LSU “famery”?
Anonymous United States No.151677717 [Report]
How we feeling today, Archie Manning bros? How many TDs & yds vs Vanderbilt?
Anonymous United States No.151677736 [Report]
>>151677506
GTFO here, bulbasaur bouncer.
Anonymous United States No.151677760 [Report]
>>151677657
Pretty sure he had BBQ and that was that. There was a “team meeting” but who the fuck knows if he showed up. I wouldn’t have, if I were him.
Anonymous United States No.151677829 [Report] >>151677937 >>151678041 >>151679070
Reminder that this was supposed to be THE week
Anonymous United States No.151677869 [Report]
Guys wtf my CFB 26 Dynasty wasn't accurate at all! It has Brian kelly winning TWO natties with LSU, AND it has James Franklin reaching the finals THIS season!
Anonymous United States No.151677937 [Report] >>151677955 >>151678619
>>151677829
i know they wont because it drives viewership and hype, but preseason rankings should be banned.
Til like week 3 maybe at the earliest.
Anonymous United States No.151677955 [Report] >>151678041 >>151678405 >>151678619
>>151677937
I think preseason rankings should be their own separate category, and after week 4 they have to completely scrap them and re-rank the schools
Anonymous United States No.151678041 [Report]
>>151677829
>>151677955
>and after week 4

I agree but think it should be week 6. By then most teams have played as many conference as non-conference games.
Anonymous Canada No.151678281 [Report] >>151678331
>LSU
Anonymous United States No.151678331 [Report] >>151678378
>>151678281
Why the fuck did they hire his goofy ass
Anonymous United States No.151678351 [Report] >>151678390 >>151678500 >>151678658 >>151678720
Anonymous United States No.151678378 [Report] >>151680870
>>151678331
It made sense at the time because people thought he would acclimate to the culture after a while, but he never really did. Kalen DeBoer at Alabama is kind of how it should have gone on paper. You bring in a non-Southern guy, hook him up with boosters/scouts, and eventually the non-Southern guy becomes a Southern guy. People forget that Saban was not a Southern guy either before LSU. It can work but clearly Brian Kelly was a poor hire and never fit the Louisiana/SEC culture. And in college football fit is really, really important.
Anonymous United States No.151678390 [Report]
>>151678351
Deport his ass.
Anonymous United States No.151678405 [Report]
>>151677955
Bro fuck off. This type of thinking is how we get shitters like Indiana ranked number 2 in the country. If your blue chip ratio is not high enough you should be barred from being ranked
Anonymous United States No.151678500 [Report] >>151678530
>>151678351
What a dingus
Anonymous United States No.151678530 [Report] >>151678601
>>151678500
If you have never been pulled over before you’re a lil bitch
Anonymous United States No.151678601 [Report]
>>151678530
Literally got pulled over high as a kite with cocaine in my car in a deep red state and left with a warning for a misplaced license plate. It's all about boker face and genuine honesty, also being white helped ngl, but it's more of a trust thing my people have developed over thousands of years I guess.

Archie tho probably was trying to call up Uncle PeyPey to get out of a speeding ticket, kwab.
Anonymous United States No.151678615 [Report]
>>151677371
>They removed the automatic byes for conference championship winners after all four of them lost last year lol
They removed the automatic byes because seeds 5-10 cried up a storm that they were ranked higher in the polls but seeded lower than Arizona State and Boise State.
To which the obvious reply is "lmoa git gud win your games" but it was still a strange setup from the start.
Anonymous United States No.151678619 [Report] >>151678638
>>151677937
>>151677955
neither are correct. At the end of the year a team should be +- 5 spots from where they ended.
despite any coaching or croot updoots no unranked team should start above rank 20.
Reranking by AP can start week 4, but no team can move more than 7 ranks per week.
Anonymous United States No.151678638 [Report] >>151678715
>>151678619
Teams are too volatile for coherent prediction models.
Anonymous United States No.151678658 [Report] >>151678727
>>151678351
Arch transferring to Georgia confirmed
Anonymous United States No.151678715 [Report] >>151678751 >>151678805 >>151678920
>>151678638
are you claiming previous years final rankings are less predictive than preseason rankings?
Anonymous United States No.151678720 [Report] >>151678769 >>151687979
>>151678351
>Denali
wigger confirmed
Anonymous United States No.151678727 [Report]
>>151678658
How much are the whorns gonna shell out for that UNT QB?
Anonymous United States No.151678751 [Report]
>>151678715
No I think they're both shit at predicting anything.
Team composition is going to shift radically every year with portal.
Anonymous United States No.151678769 [Report] >>151687979
>>151678720
imagine having all that money in texas and you get a denali karen suv rather than a ford raptor or something. Horrible taste confirmed, would slide down by draft board if i was a GM.
Anonymous United States No.151678805 [Report]
>>151678715
I would claim that yeah
Sim Anon United States No.151678815 [Report] >>151678848
Anonymous United States No.151678848 [Report]
>>151678815
>25 James Madison
based
Anonymous United States No.151678920 [Report]
>>151678715
would be interested to see this, but I would guess so.
Anonymous United States No.151678966 [Report] >>151679436
Anonymous United States No.151678973 [Report] >>151679178
ND just kinda sitting there at #12 buckchecking the playoffs lel
Anonymous United States No.151679070 [Report]
>>151677829
might still get spicy, but it has lost some sheen for sure. on the flip side we get better-than-expected Vandy Texas and Cincy Utah. Plus OU Tennessee still has juice. Plus USC, GT, ole miss and georgia all have sneaky matchups with playoff implications. Maybe throw virginia in that mix as well. Also Navy vs. NT is a bizarre G5 banger at this point of the season.
Anonymous United States No.151679178 [Report] >>151679326
>>151678973
I guess Navy is our only real longshot left?
Anonymous United States No.151679185 [Report]
>35 mph wind at the jmu vs tx state game
oh hell yes
Anonymous United States No.151679196 [Report]
>>151677018
He left an "upper decker" in the locker room toilets in May of 2024
Anonymous United States No.151679216 [Report]
lmao
Anonymous United States No.151679271 [Report] >>151684730
>Joosh Poosh clown
KWABMFBF
Anonymous United States No.151679325 [Report]
I hate Dean Kennedy
Anonymous United States No.151679326 [Report] >>151679716
>>151679178
that's about right for them. They were always going to need carnage in front of them. There's still plenty of time left for that.

B1G = 3 teams, and that might be a lock unless oregon shits the bed
SEC = 5 or 4 (ND needs needs to see Tennessee and Vandy slip up. Alternatively they need UGA to lose a conference game and then lost to GT)
ACC = 1 or 2? (ND really needs this to be a 1 bid league with Miami taking the reigns, unless GT can functionally steal one of the SEC spots)
Big 12 = real wild card here. Again, you want one dominant team
It will probably help if Navy and Boise State wind up being the two top g5 contenders.

All of that is still bascially a coin flip. Unsurprisingly, just want A&M, Miami, USC, Navy to do as much as possible. Oddly enough you're now really pulling for Bama at this point too
Anonymous United States No.151679436 [Report] >>151679500
>>151678966
Cramps are a bitch. Got robbed of my 3rd punt return for a TD by a calf cramp. Looked like a golf ball was trying to poke out. Still get them from time to time.
Anonymous United States No.151679500 [Report] >>151679739
>>151679436
lets see more up that leg anon
Anonymous United States No.151679543 [Report]
is JMU the one that keeps playing 7 Nation Army in g minor or w/e?
Anonymous United States No.151679716 [Report] >>151679757 >>151679838 >>151681068
>>151679326
B1G will get tOSU, Indy, Oregon, and TCUN and/or USC.
SEC will get A2M, Bama, UGA, and Vols and/or Vandy
That's at least 8 min, 10 max.
So lets say only 8 because unless both the B1G and SEC completely melt down they will each demand at least 4 spots
The AP will force the Papist in.
That's 9
ACC will have Tech and/or Miami
bigtwelve will throw a hissy fit and get the door-to-door book sellers or Cincy in
That's 11 min
So who's the 12th?
Memphis? Navy?

Also, looks like the fucking government is trying to pass legislation to cap coach pay and buyout amounts. Glad those worthless fucks have all the others issues solved...
Anonymous United States No.151679739 [Report] >>151679786
>>151679500
Always figured /sp/ to be full of footfags
Anonymous United States No.151679757 [Report] >>151679788 >>151679838
>>151679716
i take it you haven't looked at the remaining games.
Anonymous United States No.151679786 [Report]
>>151679739
i meant other direction
Anonymous United States No.151679788 [Report] >>151679814 >>151679838
>>151679757
You underestimate pollsters(aka: vegas and networks)
Anonymous United States No.151679814 [Report] >>151679932 >>151679937
>>151679788
nah you just don't think stuff through and reeee when you get surprised
Anonymous United States No.151679838 [Report] >>151680239
>>151679716
>>151679757
Like anon
>>151679788
already said, money decides who goes
Anonymous United States No.151679876 [Report]
Love me Dukes
‘Ate Texas State
Not racist, just don’t loik em
Simple as
Anonymous United States No.151679932 [Report] >>151680239
>>151679814
Smooth brain level post
Nu-/cfb/ sucks
Just keep telling yourself you're clever.
Anonymous United States No.151679937 [Report]
>>151679814
wrong poster pal
Anonymous United States No.151680090 [Report] >>151680291 >>151680315
what the fuck is their problem?
Anonymous United States No.151680103 [Report]
>>151675722
We have seen Alabama get their asses spanked around a field this season, which is something you can't say about some other teams.
Anonymous United States No.151680235 [Report]
How is a guy named "Fernando Mendoza" the whitest guy ever?
Anonymous United States No.151680239 [Report]
>>151679838
>>151679932
>There's no way they'll leave Bama out of the playoffs!
lel you guys are predictable shrill retards.
Anonymous United States No.151680279 [Report]
>>151675804
do you see how they are ranked ahead of every team with the same record and a few teams with better records?
Anonymous United States No.151680287 [Report]
Texas State nontraditional student here: I like staring at freshman as they walk around campus
Anonymous United States No.151680291 [Report] >>151680346 >>151680457 >>151680464 >>151680505 >>151681000
>>151680090
A&M has been battle tested over a bunch of games against talented teams. Indiania had one flukey win over oregon who themselves only beat pedo state lol

Its so dissappointing because last year after indiana got BTFO in round one literally everyone involved in college football said that the committee is going to start putting a greater emphasis on strength of schedule so as to prevent uncompetitive playoff games from happening again. Less than 1 year later everyone is making the exact same retarded mistake.
Anonymous United States No.151680304 [Report]
Colley for the week

Official hain't played nobody pawl list
>BYU
>Vandy
>Gayvy (duh)
>Cincy (duh)
>Taco
>Pooregon
>Pooston
>The entirety of the ACC outside of Da U
Meanwhile,
>A2M
>Indy
>An
>Ole Piss
all confirmed legit
Anonymous United States No.151680315 [Report]
>>151680090
East coast chud coaches
Anonymous United States No.151680346 [Report]
>>151680291
>flukey
i'm not sure you can "fluke" your way to a 9% net success rate on the road
Anonymous United States No.151680457 [Report] >>151680482 >>151680484 >>151680492 >>151680509
>>151680291
>Indiana loses to Notre Dame on the road by 10 points
>fucking fluke frauds BTFO'd, they didn't deserve to be anywhere near the playoff, this is why we need more emphasis on SOS
>Georgia loses to Notre Dame at a neutral site by 13 points
>*crickets*
Anonymous United States No.151680464 [Report]
>>151680291
is this the part where you start seething about "muh croots" and blue-chip ratios? or is that later?
Anonymous United States No.151680482 [Report] >>151680800
>>151680457
nta but to be fair Indiana was getting absolutely booty blasted in that game and Notre Dame absolutely let off the gas in the 4th quarter. Indiana scored 14 of its 17 points in the 4th.
Anonymous United States No.151680484 [Report] >>151680800
>>151680457
did you watch the game? either you were blackout drunk for those games or you just saw the final score
Anonymous United States No.151680492 [Report] >>151680562 >>151680800
>>151680457
>Indiana loses to Notre Dame on the road by 10 points
clearly you didn't watch that game. it was 27-3 with two minutes left.
or do you think the Ohio State-ND title game was a close, back-and-forth game too?
Anonymous United States No.151680505 [Report] >>151680557 >>151680585
>>151680291
yeah having the refs save their ass against arkansas was a real great way to show how they deserve the number 1 spot
Anonymous United States No.151680509 [Report] >>151680800
>>151680457
If you actually watched those games and had an above room termperature IQ you would know the difference. Pretty sure Georgia out-gained notre dame and a lot of things had to go right for notre dame to win that game. It was absolutely competitive, and the Indiana games outcome was never in question.
Anonymous United States No.151680557 [Report]
>>151680505
>muh refs
Anonymous United States No.151680562 [Report]
>>151680492
IU net success rate vs: ND = -11.8%
ND net success rate vs. OSU = -5%
not really a good comp
Anonymous United States No.151680585 [Report]
>>151680505
But we won't talk about the refs bringing a TD back to save Arkansas, will we?
Anonymous United States No.151680800 [Report] >>151680857
>>151680482
>>151680484
>>151680492
>>151680509
>losing badly in the playoff last year should be held against you this year
What is the SEC's punishment for this slurper that was over after the first quarter? Indiana being good is just mentally buck breaking some of you.
Anonymous United States No.151680857 [Report] >>151681000
>>151680800
you're moving the goalpost. I didn't say that last year's results should matter at all this year. I did correct you for misrepresenting the Indiana game.
Anonymous United States No.151680870 [Report] >>151680919
>>151678378
Saban is from rural West Virginia isn’t he? That’s southern enough.
Anonymous United States No.151680890 [Report]
*shoots you*
Anonymous United States No.151680919 [Report] >>151681519
>>151680870
Dumb name desu since there are parts of Virginia which extend further west
Anonymous United States No.151681000 [Report] >>151681124
>>151680857
One of you is this anon right here (>>151680291) who thinks the committee should prevent noncompetitive playoff games, yet was quiet about Tennessee losing much worse than Indiana did. Somehow SEC teams laying eggs isn't a dire problem like it is for Indiana.
Anonymous United States No.151681068 [Report] >>151681185
>>151679716
>and TCUN and/or USC
lel
they should feel lucky oregon is getting in
Anonymous United States No.151681124 [Report] >>151681184
>>151681000
Bro just stop. You aren't going to win this argument. The reason Tennessee and Indiana are difference is not conference fagging. Look at the recruiting rankings and the blue chip ratios and shit like that. They were not even remotely the same caliber of team.

You cannot just pretend it doesn't matter and isn't incredibly predictive of a teams potential.
Anonymous United States No.151681136 [Report]
>a listener tells Josh Pate he has an SEC bias
>Pate said the B1G has had a horrible schedule of games this season
Is he right?
Anonymous United States No.151681184 [Report]
>>151681124
>shitty playoff games that are over after 1 quarter are acceptable if the losing team can cope with muh croots
Anonymous United States No.151681185 [Report] >>151681247
>>151681068
Dan Lanning is the single most overrated HC in the sport right now. People talk about this guy like he's won 5 natties. As far as I can tell they're about the same as they were under Mario Cristobal
>usually ranked top 5
>always in top 10
>occasional big win
>shits the bed when it matters
Anonymous United States No.151681194 [Report] >>151681231 >>151681259
The same fags who had Texas and Pedo state number 1 and 2 in the country are now telling me with a straight face that I am supposed to believe Indiana is a juggernaut. Fuck each and every last one of you fags
Anonymous United States No.151681231 [Report]
>>151681194
Meanwhile the people shitting on Indiana also believe a team that got manhandled by the last place ACC team is a juggernaut.
Anonymous United States No.151681247 [Report]
>>151681185
There are no more lucky fags on earth than Dan Lanning and Sark.

>arrive at hyper rich school just in time for NIL
>buy a shitload of talent
>win more games than was expected
>everyone assumes your brilliant coaching caused this and not the whole buying better players thing
Anonymous United States No.151681259 [Report]
>>151681194
anyone who seriously thought Penn State was every a top 5 team, even last year, was fucking delusional. Penn State was never a great team. You can rattle off facts about how good Penn State recruiting is until your blue in the face, nobody who knows football was ever thinking James Franklin was winning a national championship at Penn State. It was never happening. They should have been ranked around #15 to start the season based on Franklin's record alone.
Anonymous United States No.151681519 [Report]
>>151680919
Good point. Those phonies should be called Northwest Virginia.
Anonymous United States No.151681617 [Report]
>quit disrespecting big chungus wholesome Indiana chud!
Anonymous United States No.151682437 [Report] >>151682589 >>151682625
Here I come to ruin the day.
Anonymous United States No.151682589 [Report] >>151686642
>>151682437
>muh big 12
>Arkansas still in the SEC
This is how I know an anon is retarded.
Anonymous United States No.151682625 [Report] >>151683118
>>151682437
Notre Dame needs to join a conference already. The only two independents should be Navy and Army.
Anonymous United States No.151682715 [Report] >>151683587
We run the Sun Belt
Anonymous United States No.151682741 [Report] >>151683093
>playoffs will be a snooze fest filled with teams that have already played each other AGAIN
Expansion is so gay. What was the point if we don't get a bunch of G4 meme teams and instead just get a bunch of second tier non-conference champs trying to get lucky in a Faggy little rematch (Yes, I know the point was enriching kikes)
Anonymous United States No.151683061 [Report] >>151683338
People really just forgot about Miami, huh?
Anonymous United States No.151683093 [Report] >>151687378
>>151682741
G5 meme teams aren't good anymore, they get raided in the portal of all their talent now.
Anonymous United States No.151683116 [Report]
i have been single handedly orchestrating all of the SoS and B1G vs SEC arguing for the past few weeks by arguing both sides and being flat out dishonest in almost every post
Anonymous United States No.151683118 [Report] >>151683328 >>151686073
>>151682625
Any school with a religious affiliation should be independent. Only public universities should be in a conference.
Anonymous United States No.151683315 [Report]
Coach Primate
Anonymous United States No.151683328 [Report] >>151683381 >>151684024
>>151683118
Notre dame should have to decide to be part of the playoffs and join a conference or to not be playoff eligible there is no reason why the other shchools should have to put up with this shit where notre dame gets an auto-bid even when they lose all their games. Fucking faggots
Anonymous United States No.151683338 [Report] >>151687509
>>151683061
is there any reason to pay attention to them other than to point and laugh?
Anonymous United States No.151683381 [Report]
>>151683328
t. Jawja fan still buttblasted from the Sugar Bowl
Anonymous United States No.151683443 [Report]
I hope Bobby Crosby from Texas State is okay.
Anonymous United States No.151683569 [Report]
>Ohio State will go to the playoffs with either 0 or 1 victory over a ranked team
Anonymous United States No.151683580 [Report] >>151683682
Chesney is getting Poached but Idgaf
Anonymous United States No.151683587 [Report]
>>151682715
Based and true
Anonymous United States No.151683609 [Report] >>151683687 >>151684379
>>151673138 (OP)
Pavia is the next Bennett/Duggan. Old undersized QB with 0 pro traits that non-ballknowers on /cfb/ and /nfl/ swear will be the next Brady and then we never hear anything about him again
Anonymous United States No.151683672 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151683682 [Report]
>>151683580
Why is their logo a bulldog in a pimp outfit?
Anonymous United States No.151683687 [Report] >>151683806 >>151684359
>>151683609
i have not seen one person rate pavia at all in cfb and i have read every post this season
Anonymous United States No.151683736 [Report]
I for one believe Pavia will be an NFL QB
Anonymous United States No.151683806 [Report] >>151683944
>>151683687
read this post faggot
Anonymous United States No.151683944 [Report] >>151684062 >>151684135
>>151683806
100 days you will pass away
Anonymous United States No.151684024 [Report]
>>151683328
NOOOOO I NEED U TO DO THINGS THIS WAY BECAUSE OF MY FEEEELIES!
Anonymous United States No.151684062 [Report]
>>151683944
nah ill keep on suffering
Anonymous United States No.151684135 [Report] >>151686659
>>151683944
>100 days

My red raiders are going to murder byu in less than 2 weeks actually
Anonymous United States No.151684359 [Report]
>>151683687
You have to wait until draft season, that's when the retardation will start
Anonymous United States No.151684379 [Report] >>151684649
>>151683609
He knows he doesn't have much, if any, of a pro career ahead of him. That's why he's doing everything he can to keep his NIL years going. If he's smart with the money he's making now, he can have a cushy life while never working again. If he wants to have a career outside of playing football, he has that choice but never will hurt for money due to not working.
Anonymous United States No.151684460 [Report]
Go Dukes
Anonymous United States No.151684649 [Report]
>>151684379
Holly Rowe on the right end if she never got blacked.
Anonymous United States No.151684728 [Report] >>151684730
Catholic Bros...

It's finally over...

We Won...
Anonymous United States No.151684730 [Report]
>>151684728
>>151679271
Anonymous United States No.151684790 [Report] >>151704602
guess I have to try the nuggets now...
Anonymous United States No.151684987 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.151685134 [Report] >>151685220 >>151685280
Judge my prediction

>super league eventually forms, top 20-40 programs break off and do their own thing, called FAS (Football Autonomy Subdivision)
>remnants of B12, ACC, and the last value of the nuPAC/American also agglomerate into a big league with three separate subconferences after being reshuffled, becoming the new FBS
>all other G5's just wade through the darkness and form a glorified FCS
Anonymous United States No.151685220 [Report] >>151685273
>>151685134
Just create a promotion and relegation system between them. Problem solved. Regular season games would matter again even if you were shit.
Anonymous United States No.151685226 [Report]
>somebody just please hire me out of here to a lesser division
Anonymous United States No.151685273 [Report] >>151685291 >>151685300
>>151685220
>relegation

Soijack.jpg
Anonymous United States No.151685280 [Report]
>>151685134
Boring normie tier.
Anonymous United States No.151685291 [Report] >>151685333 >>151685456
>>151685273
Imagine the shitposting for a moment, when Texass gets relegated
Anonymous United States No.151685300 [Report]
>>151685273
It's not fair that a perpetually shit program like Vanderbilt gets to be in the SEC just because they were around long ago while rising programs like Old Dominion are stuck in a G5 conference. If Old Dominion had SEC money, it could be a top program.
Prorel is a fair system that rewards hungry programs willing to put in work to win while shitty old lazy programs get punished for not trying.
Anonymous United States No.151685305 [Report]
>superleague
Can everyone who wants to turn this sport into Weenie Hut Jr's just fuck off.
Anonymous United States No.151685333 [Report]
>>151685291
Texas would send troops to Indianapolis to prevent that from happening.
Anonymous United States No.151685419 [Report] >>151685484
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Anonymous United States No.151685456 [Report]
>>151685291
Imagine media and pollsters gassing up a team that got relegated the year before
Anonymous United States No.151685462 [Report]
>TrannyDad ChamPiss
Anonymous United States No.151685484 [Report] >>151685490
>>151685419
Soon anon. Soon.
Anonymous United States No.151685490 [Report] >>151685879 >>151686540
>>151685484
I can’t wait to see which mid tier hire we make.
Anonymous United States No.151685712 [Report] >>151686435 >>151686458 >>151686480 >>151704626
As the sole actual Hoosier fan here in /cfb/, it's nice to see others are recognizing Indiana is GOAT tier making "lemonade out of lemons" from their 0 "5* croots".
You have to remember these are kids, and the real core part is good coaching getting hard discipline out of them.
Anonymous United States No.151685879 [Report]
>>151685490
Better than shit tier.
Nice tour of the stadium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK429oihsT8
Anonymous United States No.151686073 [Report]
>>151683118
>Any school with a religious affiliation should be independent. Only public universities should be in a conference.
One of the stupidest things I've seen on /sp/ in a while
Anonymous United States No.151686435 [Report] >>151686652
>>151685712
Your team is being bankrolled by Mark fucking Cuban just like every other team sit down and shut the fuck up you aww shucky darn wholesomearino faggot.
Anonymous United States No.151686458 [Report] >>151686652
>>151685712
You chuds still won't win a ploff game
Anonymous United States No.151686480 [Report] >>151686652
>>151685712
Yeah, instead you got the most best players not already at big schools, and even some good players that were at bigger schools. One of Indiana's starting Offensive Linemen literally started for Notre Dame against Indiana in the playoff last season. Don't act like you're the working man's team.
Anonymous United States No.151686540 [Report] >>151686651
>>151685490
Who do you want your team to hire?
Anonymous United States No.151686546 [Report] >>151686622 >>151686654 >>151686690 >>151690530
Hungover on a Wednesday but its okay because we won
Anonymous United States No.151686622 [Report]
>>151686546
sovl
Anonymous United States No.151686642 [Report]
>>151682589
ooooooo
Now your cursed with another list.
ooooooo
Anonymous United States No.151686651 [Report] >>151688126
>>151686540
Different Auburn guy here. I don't have a strong preference beyond not anyone with a bunch of scandals, especially ones that miraculously find Jesus right as they need a cudgel to protect them from the consequences of their actions. Freeze isn't the only slimebag in that category. All of the Baylor filth that's lurking around FBS needs to stay away. Franklin has the reparations rape coverup taint to him so not excited about that possibility.
I'd be fine with Sumrall or Lashlee. I'm not sold on Golesh but also wouldn't be upset if he were hired. I don't think we're going after a P2 coach unless maybe it's Clark Lea.
Auburn is somewhat famous for booster meddling and dysfunction but we have a lot of wealthy alumni who rarely, if ever, give to football. They let the jock sniffers do their thing mostly unopposed. But when things get too out of hand, they do have the power and influence to tamp things back down. I expect they're tired of seeing Auburn dragged through the mud and will exert some influence over things this time around as a way of smacking down the football boosters that are making a mess of everything. Those guys have been angling for a scumbag coach for two decades and now that they finally got one, it's been a disaster. That will damage their influence greatly.
I'm not too concerned about the reputation of Auburn of being a difficult place to coach due to boosters. The problem is more open and obvious at Auburn but it exists at most major programs, and often it's more difficult to deal with when it's behind the scenes. We're probably going to get a G5 coach. Those guys want to be in the big show. Doubt any of them would turn down a P2 job over booster concerns. The main issue is how many other P2 programs are interested in the same guys.
Anonymous United States No.151686652 [Report]
>>151686435
>>151686458
>>151686480
Anonymous United States No.151686654 [Report]
>>151686546
lol retard
Anonymous United States No.151686659 [Report]
>>151684135
>The British Crown Conference has fined Texas Tech $100,000 for repeatedly throwing tortillas into the harbor
Anonymous United States No.151686690 [Report] >>151687084
>>151686546
Go to work lol
Anonymous United States No.151686697 [Report] >>151686716 >>151686920 >>151687031
>weekend schedule includes Ohio State-Penn State, Miami-SMU, Georgia-Florida, Oklahoma-Tennessee, USC-Nebraska
>GameDay went to Cincinnati-Utah
>most important game of the weekend is Vanderbilt-Texas
What the FUCK went so wrong?
Anonymous United States No.151686716 [Report]
>>151686697
Gonna be a meme-filled weekend with Vandy winning off of a doinked texass field goal
Anonymous United States No.151686920 [Report]
>>151686697
first of all, the most important game this weekend in terms of playoff determination is Navy-North Texas.
second of all, now that it no longer matters Pedo State is gonna shock the world and upset Ohio State
Anonymous United States No.151687031 [Report]
>>151686697
There was a swell of people crying online about how le’ heckin Gameday only goes to sec and b1g games. So they’re pacifying little brother for a week. Non P2 niggaz always crying about something.
Anonymous United States No.151687064 [Report] >>151693585
Ass to Mouth bullying their way into the playoffs and winning the natty before Texass would be so funny to me.
Anonymous United States No.151687084 [Report] >>151687099
>>151686690
Wagie wagie
Get in cagie
neet is warm and snug and lazy
Don’t be late your boss is sick
Neet stays home and strokes his dick
You clock in from nine to five
neet sorts porn on his hard drive
You think neet must soon get work
Neet just answers with a smirk

Wagie wagie
Stuck in cagie
Neet thinks wagie must be crazy
Collects checks straight from the fed
From the comfort of his bed
Reading manga laughed then said
Won’t get a job until I’m dead
I have degrees upon my wall
I am the smartest of you all

Wagie wagie
Dead in cagie
Neet lives on he is a daisy
Anonymous United States No.151687099 [Report] >>151687241
>>151687084
November 1 is just around the corner, I'd be stocking up on rice and beans if I were you
Anonymous United States No.151687241 [Report] >>151687259
>>151687099
>implying
I’m technically retired and not wholly a neet. I bum around campus worming my way through a doctorate while taking the odd consulting gig for 50-125K a pop.
Anonymous United States No.151687259 [Report] >>151687285
>>151687241
Cool story bro, please continue destroying your liver as I'm sure you can afford another one
Anonymous United States No.151687285 [Report] >>151687317 >>151687378
>>151687259
I’ll get right on that. Time for eggs and bakey, enjoy your day. Try not to get in trouble for spending too long pretending to take a shit
Anonymous United States No.151687317 [Report] >>151687376 >>151687411
>>151687285
I made eggs and bakey at 5am tho because I didn't wake up black out drunk and then got paid to shit it all out in a bathroom I myself did not have to clean
Anonymous United States No.151687376 [Report] >>151687543
>>151687317
I’m not JMUanon. I’m another anon.
Anonymous United States No.151687378 [Report] >>151687552
>>151683093
Yeah but giving shitters a shot is part of what makes the NCAA apehoop tournament so appealing. If we're gonna have a million teams with second rate records it might as well be ones that never get to see the spotlight. Imagine if MM was all Villanovas or whatever. Plus getting a meme team is potentially a reward for the higher seeds, if they're as bad as claimed.
>>151687285
I'm getting paid to workout and make fun of neets today lots of downtime usually
Anonymous United States No.151687411 [Report]
>>151687317
Based
Anonymous United States No.151687509 [Report]
>>151683338
bama lost to florida shart LMAO
Anonymous United States No.151687543 [Report]
>>151687376
Ok
Anonymous United States No.151687548 [Report]
i did my part
Anonymous United States No.151687552 [Report]
>>151687378
based downtime enjoyer
Anonymous United States No.151687646 [Report] >>151687763 >>151688574
he's winning the heisman this year
Anonymous United States No.151687701 [Report] >>151687723
nah nigga dis shieet be on sum not my NOY fuck? nah fr doe im finna bust some caps in some yt bois ass dig? fuck out her fuckin finna gonna be shittng and fucking shit my boi
Anonymous United States No.151687723 [Report]
>>151687701
FUCK
Anonymous United States No.151687763 [Report] >>151688085
>>151687646
He's a real student of the game
Anonymous United States No.151687979 [Report]
>>151678720
>>151678769
You ever driven a Denali? They're nice as fuck. My father-in-law has one and it's a really nice truck.
Anonymous United States No.151688085 [Report] >>151688108
>>151687763
4.0 gpa baby
Anonymous United States No.151688108 [Report]
>>151688085
BS in Niggonomics
Anonymous United States No.151688126 [Report]
>>151686651
I don’t like those API shirts. They’re such a half measure. Like if you’re gonna be a hipster about the name, why stop at API? I want fucking East Alabama Male College shirts.
Anonymous United States No.151688171 [Report] >>151688211 >>151688224 >>151688235 >>151688337
It was disappointing learning Cignetti is 64. I thought we were about to see a Tom Osborne-esque tenure, making an otherwise irrelevant midwestern school elite, but no he’s going to be retired in a few years.
Anonymous United States No.151688211 [Report] >>151688348
>>151688171
Nebraska was something before Osborne lmao.
Anonymous United States No.151688224 [Report]
>>151688171
It's better for Indiana this way. At that age he's less likely to move around and Cignetti seems insanely competitive enough to keep doing this as long as possible. He won't retire right after getting a B1G job.
Anonymous United States No.151688235 [Report]
>>151688171
At the very least he will propel them to mid-90s on the all time wins list
Anonymous United States No.151688269 [Report] >>151688303 >>151691509
The fact that Haynes King is not at the top of the Heisman conversation is proof that media markets dictate who gets exposure and not ball skills.
Anonymous United States No.151688280 [Report] >>151688372
>>151675503
Ohioans have been moving here (SC) in DROVES and saying we're bad drivers... BUT IT IS THEM. I have been saying for ages, them and the ones from NY/NJ.
Anonymous United States No.151688303 [Report] >>151691355 >>151691370
>>151688269
But he plays in a huge market that is obsessed with CFB
Anonymous United States No.151688337 [Report] >>151688377 >>151692379 >>151693706
>>151688171
Donald trump was 70 when he first ran for president and has since gone on to be the greatest and most important American president of the modern era. Completely changing the future for the country which was inevitably sliding into resembling a South American corrupt welfare state. Were voters and politicians become intertwined in an infinite feedback loop. He probably saved America. Certainly saved any hope for white people having a future.
Anonymous United States No.151688348 [Report] >>151688720 >>151689006
>>151688211
They weren’t much. Haven’t been much since he left either.
Anonymous United States No.151688372 [Report]
>>151688280
I never lived anywhere that had good drivers. I’m a Texas fag and drivers here are overly friendly to the point it will piss you off. Like at a 4 way stop sign we have to play “no you go, no it’s okay you go” every time. But if there is so much as 2 inches of rain and any flooding retards will immediately start driving into the running water and get swept away. Like clockwork. Like they are programmed to do it. And if it freezes don’t even go outside bro you will die
Anonymous United States No.151688377 [Report] >>151688399 >>151688419 >>151688459
>>151688337
ground beef is $10 per pound mate
Anonymous United States No.151688399 [Report] >>151688417
>>151688377
$5 last I checked. What blue state are you in?
Anonymous United States No.151688417 [Report] >>151688426 >>151688458
>>151688399
nashville
Anonymous United States No.151688419 [Report]
>>151688377
I don’t give a shit. The president doesn’t set beef prices and most of this is because of inflation that goes back to Joe Biden policies
Anonymous United States No.151688426 [Report] >>151688439
>>151688417
>Tennessee cucks don’t like trump

Makes sense. Buck broken state for faggots
Anonymous United States No.151688439 [Report] >>151688466
>>151688426
at least my vanguard account is at an all time high
Anonymous United States No.151688458 [Report]
>>151688417
Then try leaving Sprouts mr. gucci loafers.
Anonymous United States No.151688459 [Report]
>>151688377
ground beef is literal cow anus, learn2sear chuck
Anonymous United States No.151688466 [Report] >>151688566 >>151688615 >>151689376
>>151688439
I’m starting to think the stock market doesn’t give a fuck who the president is. 16 year bull run on its fourth administration.
Anonymous United States No.151688566 [Report]
>>151688466
Saban for President
Anonymous United States No.151688574 [Report]
>>151687646
He won last year
Anonymous United States No.151688615 [Report] >>151688682
>>151688466
Stonks have been completely divorced from anything real and tangible for a long time. It's all speculation, hype and manipulation.
Anonymous United States No.151688620 [Report] >>151692922
>>151675612
If the ncaa wasn't a morally and literally bankrupt sham of an organization, they would have vacated all their wins from 21-23 including the national championship. But they just want to exploit the situation for money lol.

When ohio state "cheats" (a handful of players sell/trade their own property), they have to vacate a 12-1 season including a sugar bowl win, get rid of one of the best head coaches in program history in disgrace and subsequently have their only losing season this century.

Though desu the game at the highest level had passed Tressel by years ago and he was probably never going to win a natty again. I'm not sure what the rest of his tenure would have looked like, but the best case would be something like Bobby Bowden I think. It's hard to say that he would have done better than what has happened since.
Anonymous United States No.151688679 [Report] >>151688967 >>151689176 >>151689811 >>151689926 >>151693389
Anonymous United States No.151688682 [Report]
>>151688615
Those companies are real bro.
Anonymous United States No.151688720 [Report] >>151689091
>>151688348
>1971 sneedhuskers
>weren't much
yeah they've sucked for a quarter century since 2001 but c'mon mayne
Anonymous United States No.151688967 [Report] >>151689050 >>151689176
>>151688679
what is this stupid shit
Anonymous United States No.151689006 [Report] >>151689114
>>151688348
How are there so many non-ball knowers here?
Anonymous United States No.151689050 [Report]
>>151688967
>fuck this shit I'm cashing out brah
Anonymous United States No.151689091 [Report] >>151689273
>>151688720
>1971
>before osborne
Anonymous United States No.151689114 [Report] >>151689291
>>151689006
The “Nebraska was elite without Osborne” meme has been dead for years bro. You gonna post an advice dog next? Is this spartaaaaaaa?
Anonymous United States No.151689176 [Report] >>151689250
>>151688679
>>151688967
I don't know how a reputation for being awful at handling boosters, lazy during the off season, and former players coming out and literally saying you were awful to play under isn't an immediate death sentence for a coach's career.
Anonymous United States No.151689250 [Report]
>>151689176
Massholes gonna masshole
Anonymous United States No.151689273 [Report] >>151690771
>>151689091
ok I was thinking as head coach sorry bro didn't know you were including OC
Anonymous United States No.151689291 [Report] >>151690779
>>151689114
Non
Ball
Knower
Anonymous United States No.151689311 [Report] >>151689320 >>151689323
I know balls if you know what I mean (I'm gay)
Anonymous United States No.151689320 [Report]
>>151689311
based ball knower
Anonymous United States No.151689323 [Report]
>>151689311
Go Badgers btw
Anonymous United States No.151689376 [Report] >>151690848
>>151688466
>I’m starting to think the stock market doesn’t give a fuck who the president is
this has been common knowledge for quite some time
Anonymous United States No.151689811 [Report]
>>151688679
I dont understand this graphic. Am I misunderstanding it, why would Penn State hire Franklin back, and why on earth would Florida hire Fickell?
Anonymous United States No.151689926 [Report] >>151689959
>>151688679
>James Franklin to Penn State
Lmao, he's already signing paperwork at VT as we speak. That was his pipeline at Penn State.

Here's the actual list
>LSU - Coach O
I'm not kidding, he is the most budget friendly coach available for LSU. He doesn't need the money, and he would give up a bunch to be back at LSU, he just needs to get the off the field stuff handled. Remember LSU is actually VERY short on money so...
>Florida - Jon Sumrall
Easy fit btw, young coach, real successful, and there's Nobody else with a better record they can hire. so, everything below is going to be mostly bad (except VT obviously)
>Penn State - Brian Newberry
A Strange Hire but hear me out, Navy is on FIRE, and he is able to take an extreme talent restricted roster and turn it into something very competitive in their field. Penn State doesn't have a recruiting issue; they have a talent utilization issue. James Franklins biggest issue is he couldn't make any use of the talent to beat equal talent; that's the entire reason he was fired.
>Arkansas - Bobby P
They'll keep him like coach O's original tent; he's not a bad coach and his only reason for getting fired in the first place was he was caught riding on that sweet Harley with his mistress on that fateful night. They'll probably give him a year or two to work it out before actually hiring a head coach if it doesn't and Bobby P does not mind this situation. This saves the AD a shit ton of money and allows additional opportunities for coaches to come up. BTW if this does end up happening, then they'll hire Jeff Traylor

Everyone else is fucked besides VT, UCLA will probably keep their head coach if he keeps getting victories like he has been. NOBODY ELSE SHOULD FIRE THEIR COACH UNLESS YOU'RE FSU AND THERE IS NOTHING WORSE WHICH IS ALREADY PRESENT
Anonymous United States No.151689959 [Report] >>151690049 >>151690065 >>151690106 >>151690923
>>151689926
For me it's LSU citing Brian Kelly for morality clause infractions while simultaneously hiring back Coach O
Anonymous United States No.151690049 [Report] >>151690092 >>151690923
>>151689959
Have they stated what the morality clause infraction was?
Anonymous United States No.151690065 [Report]
>>151689959
Well losing at a night game at home and being so bad, most fans leave Death Valley by the 3rd QRT in disgust and distress is certainly grounds for morality clause infraction
Anonymous United States No.151690092 [Report] >>151690923
>>151690049
Whatever it was enough to cut his buyout in half
Anonymous United States No.151690106 [Report]
>>151689959
based
Anonymous United States No.151690128 [Report] >>151690157
>>151690116
no. no you get the fuck out, there are 75 soccer threads already
Anonymous Brazil No.151690157 [Report] >>151690181
>>151690128
Put ice on your pussy, boy. I obviously posted on the wrong thread.
Anonymous United States No.151690181 [Report]
>>151690157
>/sp/ - Soccer & Porn
Anonymous United States No.151690257 [Report] >>151690304 >>151690334
James Franklin to Virginia Tech is too perfect. Lower expectations in a region he knows how to recruit the hell out of
Anonymous United States No.151690304 [Report]
>>151690257
Virginia Tech is going to hire Saban. It's a done deal, they are just waiting for the end of the season to announce it.
Anonymous United States No.151690334 [Report] >>151690393
>>151690257
I like it, there's hardly ever any top 5 ACC teams anymore so he can simply cruise to 10+ win seasons for years
Anonymous United States No.151690393 [Report] >>151690423
>>151690334
And the difference is VT will actually be happy to just win 8 games a season, let alone 10.
Anonymous United States No.151690420 [Report] >>151690479 >>151690481 >>151691938 >>151700567
Oh, shit nvm, apparently Dan Lanning is getting an interview at LSU.
Anonymous United States No.151690423 [Report]
>>151690393
Hopefully they pay him $2 millies per year so he can still hound pedo state for $40 millies
Anonymous United States No.151690479 [Report]
>>151690420
Before or after Sean McVay
Anonymous United States No.151690481 [Report] >>151690501 >>151690509
>>151690420
>Oh, shit nvm, apparently Dan Lanning is getting an interview at LSU.
lol, you can interview him all you want, he's not coming. Probably just leveraging the interview for a pay increase right where he is.
Anonymous United States No.151690489 [Report]
>>151674660
Retarded NBA players are going to get prop betting banned. Those dudes are multimillionaires and they still can't stop themselves from fixing games for financial gain.
Anonymous United States No.151690501 [Report] >>151690531
>>151690481
You now remember Mario Cristobal
Anonymous United States No.151690509 [Report] >>151690576
>>151690481
Eh, Oregon is cushy, but will never be taken that seriously.
I think its a little underestimated, how much somebody would rather coach in a place where people actually care about football.

Not that LSU is that tempting right now.
Anonymous United States No.151690530 [Report]
>>151686546
Very based, go Dukes
Anonymous United States No.151690531 [Report]
>>151690501
>You now remember Mario Cristobal
And YOU now remember that Mario Cristobal is a Miami alum. Not even remotely the same deal. Furthermore, Mario wasn't with the Ducks when Phil Knight pledged "infinity NIL money per year until the Ducks win a natty or I die." Not happening.
Anonymous United States No.151690576 [Report]
>>151690509
West Coast football lives and dies with USC
Anonymous United States No.151690626 [Report] >>151690664 >>151690665 >>151691167
Anonymous United States No.151690664 [Report]
>>151690626
imagine being rich bros
you can just buy control of a team if you want
Anonymous United States No.151690665 [Report]
>>151690626
The man greenlit Jimbo and Kelly and cost his schools over $100 million in dead money. Hopefully he gets tarred and feathered.
Anonymous United States No.151690771 [Report]
>>151689273
It was Osborne who brought the I formation, steroids, and barbells that made Nebraska great.
Anonymous United States No.151690779 [Report]
>>151689291
Dead
Meme
Anonymous United States No.151690848 [Report]
>>151689376
I think a lot of people think the president has a major influence over the economy and stocks. In reality the US is pretty favorable to businesses, has a good working population and plenty of resources so it’s pretty difficult to fuck up the economy. Trump tried to do it with liberation day and stocks responded accordingly, but everything returned to normal after he got cold feet.
Anonymous United States No.151690923 [Report] >>151691037
>>151690092
>>151690049
>>151689959
If you believe they got him for a morality clause that would cut his buyout in half (losing $27,000,000) then it would already have leaked what it was. No, that story is nonsense.
Anonymous United States No.151691037 [Report]
>>151690923
Coonasses are notorious swindlers and sneakthieves and Kelly being a hotheaded masshole gave them casus belli to Mel Tucker him
Anonymous United States No.151691167 [Report]
>>151690626
That is so funny. Thats a solid fuck you right there.
Anonymous United States No.151691345 [Report]
Should your team take him once he gets fired?

What's your honest thoughts on him.
Anonymous United States No.151691355 [Report] >>151691583
>>151688303
Noone watches Georgia Tech football except alumni, the students that aren't trannies, shut-ins and foreigners, and a weird, tiny cohort of elderly black men from Atlanta. It's not a big market.
Anonymous United States No.151691370 [Report]
>>151688303
ACC is small ball. No one cares.
Anonymous United States No.151691509 [Report] >>151691902
>>151688269
>The fact that Haynes King is not at the top of the Heisman conversation is proof that media markets dictate who gets exposure and not ball skills.
Maybe he's not being considered for the Heisman because despite being undefeated, Georgia Kek literally does not have ONE FUCKING REMOTELY RESPECTABLE WIN on their resume. The highlight of his year is a 3 point home win over 3-4 Clempus. So stfu about anyone on that roster being up for any awards at all.
Anonymous United States No.151691583 [Report]
>>151691355
It is truly amazing how irrelevant they are in their own state, even if the years they’re good. Then again they’re a meme team and have been for over 60 years, popping off a good season about once a decade. Not good for casuals.
Anonymous United States No.151691824 [Report] >>151691880 >>151691914
i never get tired of cfb fans being delusional about how good of a job their school is
Anonymous United States No.151691880 [Report]
>>151691824
I don't have a dog in this fight but LSU and Florida are objectively top tier elite jobs. Pedo state is at the very top of the next tier down if not also elite tier themselves.

The waters are very muddy because historically the recruiting pipeline was the biggest factor and now the NIL budget will be the biggest factor going forward.

LSU was super elite 10 years ago. It might be low tier elite now.
Anonymous United States No.151691902 [Report] >>151698995 >>151699895
>>151691509
>literally does not have ONE FUCKING REMOTELY RESPECTABLE WIN
Enough about Ohio State though

Regardless, if you can't tell from the past 3 years and current season that King is an absolute monster of a QB that has carried an entire team on his back out of the darkness without having a le marquee primetime college goyday win you don't know jack about ball. Bro played all season took UGA to 8OT with an unresolved torn shoulder last year.
Anonymous United States No.151691914 [Report] >>151692437
>>151691824
Which schools would you consider good jobs?
Anonymous United States No.151691938 [Report] >>151692026 >>151692052 >>151692276 >>151692958 >>151699969
>>151690420
The only way LSU is a better job than Oregon is the crazy travel Oregon has being in the Big Ten.
Anonymous United States No.151692026 [Report] >>151693821
>>151691938
nah I don't think so bro. LSU might not have as much money as Nike U but they have other advantages. For example LSU has a high school that is connected to their college campus which they use to recruite the elite talent in the state when they are 12 and start developing them. No other university is greasy enough to do shit like this and its a real advantage.
Anonymous United States No.151692052 [Report] >>151692080
>>151691938
That and literally no one but /cfb/ autists meme coast 10pm games
Anonymous United States No.151692080 [Report]
>>151692052
*watch 10pm games
Anonymous United States No.151692276 [Report] >>151692574 >>151692610
>>151691938
LSU has the ability to win national championships
Anonymous United States No.151692379 [Report]
>>151688337
more delusional than a psu fan about their coaching search
Anonymous United States No.151692417 [Report] >>151692483 >>151692495 >>151693009 >>151693447 >>151693595
im a nebraska fan but look at these retards we have to deal with
Anonymous United States No.151692437 [Report] >>151696198
>>151691914
any school can be a good job now. saban was dead on what he said about ole miss. what matters can you sell the recruits on your vision for them and get the boosters to invest. kiffin can do that anywhere he doesnt need florida or lsu
Anonymous United States No.151692483 [Report] >>151692533
>>151692417
>instead of giving him more money, why not give him more money?
Anonymous United States No.151692495 [Report] >>151692533
>>151692417
Do they not have brains in Nebraska?
Anonymous United States No.151692533 [Report]
>>151692483
truly 1 million iq
>>151692495
sadly if we don't eat corn every 2 hours our brains shut down as you can see by that post
Anonymous United States No.151692574 [Report]
>>151692276
Absolute state of 0regon
Anonymous United States No.151692610 [Report] >>151692925
>>151692276
Do they? Because we don't know if they do in the NIL era more than any other SEC school
Anonymous United States No.151692746 [Report] >>151692790 >>151692874
Let’s say you were Brian Kelly and you find yourself with an absolutely shit tier offensive line. Pretty talented recievers, pretty good experienced QB, and talented running back.

How do you make an offense with a really shitty line? Basically you gotta go spread and air raid right? That was the whole Texas tech and BYU etc strategy when they knew they couldn’t get elite linemen to go there. Am I off base in thinking this?

Is it even conceivable to just switch to running the air raid mid season and tell your tight end to fuck off? Lol
Anonymous United States No.151692790 [Report]
>>151692746
Won't work in the SEC. In that case you need a quick processing qb who can make reads pre snap and get the ball out fast. You need joe burrow
Anonymous United States No.151692874 [Report] >>151693090
>>151692746
I give up, get canned, and make $50M
Anonymous United States No.151692922 [Report] >>151700054
>>151675612
>Since 1940 the BUCKEYES have won 9 Natty's to TCUN's 3

>>151688620
>When Michigan cheats they get to keep all their wins and a natty for the low, low price of 20M
>When Ohio State "cheated" (a handful of players sell/trade their own property), they had to
>vacate a 12-1 season including a sugar bowl win, get rid of one of the best head coaches in program history
>and subsequently have their only losing season this century.

There's a very real reason michigan is know as the "harvard of the west"
Anonymous United States No.151692925 [Report]
>>151692610
What season count as the start of the NIL era? Is it 2021 because that's the first season that it was allowed during or does it start with something like 2023 because by that point nil systems had been established and teams had time to recruit using it?
Anonymous United States No.151692958 [Report]
>>151691938
When Knight dies and 0regon’s Chinese sweat shop NIL sludge fund dries up, they’re finished as a relevant program. LSU has way more long-term potential.
Anonymous United States No.151692993 [Report] >>151693480
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/michigan-coach-sherrone-moore-withdraw-appeals-in-ncaa-infractions-case/

Michigan coach Sherrone Moore withdraw appeals in NCAA infractions case
The infractions were related to Michigan's sign stealing scandal

from the story:

"Michigan's football program's rise under Harbaugh coincided with the team's sign stealing scandal. The Wolverines won 64.4% of their games from 2017-20 before winning 93% of their games from 2021-23. The later stretch included three straight wins over an Ohio State team that had been 5-0 against Harbaugh-led Michigan teams prior to the 2021 season."
Anonymous United States No.151693009 [Report]
>>151692417
>T. Rhule
Anonymous United States No.151693090 [Report]
>>151692874
Danke, Herr Doktor
Anonymous United States No.151693389 [Report]
>>151688679
>Penn State rehiring Franklin
lol
Anonymous United States No.151693447 [Report]
>>151692417
lmao
Anonymous United States No.151693480 [Report]
>>151692993
we get it, Suckeyes are still asspained that Harbaugh finally got his shit straight and took them behind the woodshed.
It is funny that Michigan also withdrew their appeal. Back when they could pretend they were gonna miss out on CFP revenue it made sense, but now that they're looking like an Outback Bowl contestant it's not worth the bother anymore.
Anonymous United States No.151693566 [Report] >>151693599
I want to be a college football coach bros. My strategy would be to exclusively recruit juvenile detention facilities in the Deep South, hire scientists to figure out how to give my boys PEDs in a way that will pass drug testing. And make their “degree” just be studying film and the playbook for like 5 hours a day.

Elite coaching is just that simple
Anonymous United States No.151693585 [Report] >>151693625
>>151687064
It would also put the buyouts into overdrive as it would show that A&M was justified in paying Jimbo's huge buyout.
Anonymous United States No.151693595 [Report]
>>151692417
Why not make him the highest paid coach in college football? Surely we will beat the gophers next year if Rhule is being paid more right bros?
Anonymous United States No.151693597 [Report]
>when asked if he would accept his old job back at LSU, former head coach Ed Orgeron said: "HUHRUHHRUHHWEHREEE GIMMUHTRUCK HRRRHRHEHERE"
Anonymous United States No.151693599 [Report] >>151693647
>>151693566
We need an anime of this
Anonymous Italy No.151693623 [Report]
Jimbeaux Fisher for LSU
Anonymous United States No.151693625 [Report]
>>151693585
Yeah I think that’s what’s going on right now. Everyone is saying it’s because of Cig but I think Mike Elmo is even more of an influence.

Also everyone was afraid of firing their coach because they didn’t want to get their talent looted but I think everyone is less scared of that now
Anonymous United States No.151693637 [Report]
>more mediocre CUSA games on tonight
eh I guess I’ll watch
Anonymous United States No.151693647 [Report] >>151694087
>>151693599
“Great Coach Urban Meyer Sama”
Anonymous United States No.151693706 [Report]
>>151688337
Donald Trump was 53 when he first ran for president.
Anonymous United States No.151693821 [Report]
>>151692026
>they are 12 and start developing them
It's crazy how much of a difference there can be at that age when some kids have already hit puberty and others are still basically overgrown toddlers.
Anonymous United States No.151693896 [Report] >>151693947
>>151676102
>my only goal is to get (you)s
Based?
Anonymous United States No.151693947 [Report]
>>151693896
Nah that ain’t based. It would be based if he just wanted to piss you off but wanting yous is ultimately seeking validation. It’s bitch behavior
Anonymous United States No.151693953 [Report] >>151693974
Jimmy Sexton is about to rape all these needy athletic departments this year. The more openings the less chance to land a good coach. I expect the insanely long contract lengths to stay
Anonymous United States No.151693964 [Report] >>151695981 >>151700122
It's weird to me how much the NATIONAL MEDIA of college football is begging for Kiffin to go to LSU or Florida. There's almost a feeling of desperation that if he doesn't something won't be the same. If he doesn't go to LSU or UF, it will change the way they do their jobs for the worse. Anyone else detect this? Can someone smarter than me articulate why if you feel the same thing?
Sim Anon United States No.151693973 [Report] >>151694252
Anonymous United States No.151693974 [Report] >>151694049 >>151694079 >>151694096 >>151694237 >>151700160
>>151693953
I really thought coaches were going to start making less money when everyone realizes you are better off spending your money on players. But I guess not
Anonymous United States No.151694049 [Report]
>>151693974
Give it a few years, and coach and player contracts will become performance based.
Anonymous United States No.151694065 [Report] >>151694124 >>151694439
Anonymous United States No.151694079 [Report]
>>151693974
If you look at the NFL, the highest paid players make a lot more than the coaches. And coach salary does not count against salary cap. Whereas in college the money paying the coach is coming from the same boosters who pay the players ultimately.

This to me says that yes. College QBs would probably already be making more than their coaches. ESPECIALLY with the market for coaches being so retarded with the contracts.

Give me the best QB and the best WR in the class of 2026 and will take the best high school coach in my state and pay him 500k. Instead of a new contract for James fucking Franklin
Anonymous United States No.151694087 [Report]
>>151693647
every season one of meyers’ players accidentally destroys the conference commissioner’s beautiful Toyota Cresta
Anonymous United States No.151694096 [Report]
>>151693974
It's going to take time for everything to adjust to the realities of NIL and the portal. If certain teams start over performing because they put more into player acquisition than they do on coaching, that will change things. Right now we're seeing programs full of talent being squandered by shitty coaches and some with average talent doing very well under good coaching. That's pushing salaries up but without performance clauses, it's still rewarding some rather shitty coaches.
Though I don't know how it could possibly be structured this way, a fun development would be if coaches had their salaries, the salaries of their staff, and NIL rolled into one huge pot. It would then be up to the coach to decide how much to pay himself, his assistants/staff, and how much to spend on players. Get too greedy, your staff leaves and your roster looks like it belongs to ULM. Spend most of the pot on everyone but yourself, get a championship but end up pocketing "only" a couple of million for yourself.
Anonymous United States No.151694124 [Report]
>>151694065
baSSed
Anonymous United States No.151694237 [Report]
>>151693974
>you are better off spending your money on players
not true, if you're spending on an actually good coach
Anonymous United States No.151694252 [Report] >>151694364
>>151693973
my blue raiders :)
i have the most sovl in /cfb/
Anonymous United States No.151694304 [Report] >>151694406
excuse me gentlemen there's a quality game on stop talking about coaching carousel bulljunk
Anonymous United States No.151694364 [Report]
>>151694252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lC1z0Iyi2w
Your stadium and facilities upgrades look really nice. Never understood why so many Middle Tennessee grads are die hard Alabama fans. I get that Middle Tennessee is unlikely to ever be in playoff contention but being a tshirt fan of another school when your own has a football program is really weird.
Anonymous United States No.151694406 [Report]
>>151694304
Midweek games are like fucking a slam pig. You do it to get you over the hump until you get to something better but you don't go around talking about it.
Anonymous United States No.151694439 [Report] >>151695698 >>151700660
>>151694065
this was the morality clause violation
Anonymous United States No.151694551 [Report]
>xp no good because the holder dropped the snap
lmao
Anonymous United States No.151694745 [Report] >>151694861 >>151695321
missouri is the most forgettable state. I always forget yall exist. Probably because part of me still assumes kansas city is in kansas I guess.
Anonymous United States No.151694861 [Report] >>151695123
>>151694745
Hey c'mon now, they also have St Louis
Anonymous United States No.151695117 [Report] >>151695188
the kennesaw state qb broke out the anthony brown jumping out of bounds pass last night lol
Anonymous United States No.151695123 [Report] >>151695205
>>151694861
Yeah its not entirely justified. The gateway to the west is pretty cool I have always enjoyed westerns and reading about the times when St. Louis was very important. Just the way she goes. It might be because "Mr. MIMAL" was a great memory device in geogrophy class and I just had to devote a few less neurons to those states.
Anonymous United States No.151695188 [Report]
>>151695117
>quarterblacks

Its funny how I have never even played QB and I have "don't throw across your body" even drilled into my memory. But these bucks never learn it
Anonymous United States No.151695205 [Report]
>>151695123
>Just the way she goes.
Anonymous United States No.151695321 [Report] >>151695672 >>151696801
>>151694745
>I always forget yall exist.
Are you a retard? What American forgets that a state exists? This is female level shit talk. Just call them twisted fucking meth heads or something.
Anonymous United States No.151695672 [Report] >>151695941
>>151695321
>What American forgets that a state exists?
I would bet money that only about 35% of Americans could name 25 states without looking them up
Anonymous United States No.151695698 [Report] >>151696131 >>151696447
>>151694439
Someone add this image and the reddit mods complaining about "no brian kelly killed a kid posts" to this image
Anonymous United States No.151695941 [Report] >>151696198
>>151695672
i run out during fifty nifty at michigan
Anonymous United States No.151695981 [Report] >>151696214
>>151693964
It does feel inorganic. I'm also surprised at how many of them are unironically predicting that Saban will come out of retirement and go back to LSU.
Anonymous United States No.151696131 [Report]
>>151695698
I have the tweets the kid sent as he was dying but I don’t have the reddit mods post about it
Anonymous United States No.151696155 [Report]
>>151675309
the costco in edison is another world
Anonymous United States No.151696198 [Report] >>151696257 >>151696654 >>151696679
>>151695941
How? I’ve never been able to forget any part of that song. Btw that’s the part where it goes into a minor key for “Minnesota Mississippi, Missouri, Montana.”
>>151692437
Ole Miss has to deal with their team nickname being the people who fought a war to keep their players’ ancestors in chains. As well being historically pretty bad.
Anonymous United States No.151696214 [Report] >>151696335
>>151695981
Being wrong doesn't reduce attention so they don't have to bother with reality. They can spin any tale they want, get a bunch of views, and then either pretend it didn't happen or make a bunch of videos making obviously bad excuses because that drives engagement. Doesn't matter if there's a 0% chance of Saban coming out of retirement, they can still claim it's going to happen and get awarded with monetized attention.
Anonymous United States No.151696257 [Report] >>151696477
>>151696198
yeah being associated with secession is far worse than being associated with systemic boy butt rape
Anonymous United States No.151696335 [Report]
>>151696214
AI's getting dangerous.
Anonymous United States No.151696413 [Report] >>151696717
>>151588697
>need webm of lane calling his QB a stupid ....
Anonymous United States No.151696433 [Report]
LMFAO
Anonymous United States No.151696447 [Report]
>>151695698
Rivalry week.
Anonymous United States No.151696477 [Report] >>151696523 >>151696581
>>151696257
Normalfags seem to have short memories of that stuff. The zoomers I talk to have no idea Franklin covered up a gang rape, and the Sandusky stuff seems to be water under the bridge. But everyone knows Ole Miss is racist.
Anonymous United States No.151696523 [Report] >>151696957
>>151696477
>this five star buck is sure to pick my program because we are progressive and have critical race theory as a core belief
You’re a fucking moron.
Anonymous United States No.151696581 [Report] >>151696957
>>151696477
if mississippi is so racist then why do black people live there? fucking retard, you're just mad joe and the hoe lost again
Anonymous United States No.151696654 [Report] >>151696957
>>151696198
If it weren't for slavery niggers would be starving to death and dieing of aids in Africa instead of getting a free education and paid hundreds of thousands sometimes millions of dollars because they throw or run ball good.
Anonymous United States No.151696679 [Report]
>>151696198
its cause i fucked off in singing class in 4th grade and never learned it all
Anonymous United States No.151696717 [Report]
>>151696413
anyone who watched this live knows he was calling himself stupid for swapping QBs for a two pt conversion
Anonymous United States No.151696801 [Report]
>>151695321
Anonymous United States No.151696955 [Report]
you guys missed some of the funniest spaghetti kino before halftime
Anonymous United States No.151696957 [Report] >>151696994 >>151697041 >>151697452
>>151696523
Who are you quoting?
>>151696581
I don’t know, ask them. Don’t know who Joe is.
>>151696654
Okay.
Anonymous United States No.151696961 [Report] >>151697467
>two games going on
>no one cares
sad
Anonymous United States No.151696994 [Report] >>151697355
>>151696957
You. You’re either a retard or pretending to be retarded, I’m assuming both. This is your last (you) from me.
Anonymous United States No.151697041 [Report] >>151697355
>>151696957
yeah u stupid idiot eat shjiot
Anonymous United States No.151697355 [Report] >>151697549 >>151697588
>>151696994
>>151697041
You both type like people who would flunk the breakfast question. Whether Mississippi is actually racist is not the point. The point is that many blacks perceive them to be racist and that’s a disadvantage no one else really has any trouble with.
Anonymous United States No.151697452 [Report]
>>151696957
>Don’t know who Joe is
JOE MAMMA

lmao got him
Anonymous United States No.151697467 [Report]
>>151696961
we all stopped watching this season since ND is locked in to win the natty
Anonymous United States No.151697549 [Report]
>>151697355
it do be like that mr. stancil
Anonymous United States No.151697588 [Report] >>151700464
>>151697355
Do they really? Back when Ole Miss had the Confederate flag all over the place, maybe, but Tuberville put a stop to that decades ago. You sound like a white leftist karen trying really hard to find something to be offended about on behalf of others. Meanwhile a black guy who gets a $500k NIL deal at Ole Miss isn't going to care about the history of the Rebel nickname.
Anonymous United States No.151697674 [Report] >>151697865
>>151673211
you nearly lost to a .500 auburn for a second straight year, my guy. you dont want "that" smoke.
Anonymous United States No.151697865 [Report] >>151699827
>>151697674
You couldn't handle this bussy even in your own home. Dont ever talk shit to me when you LOST.
Anonymous United States No.151698361 [Report] >>151699243 >>151699368 >>151699621
>Louisiana's governor says LSU's AD won't be involved with the next head coach hire
Weeeeeeeellllllllll we do things juuuuuuuuuust a little bit differently down here
Anonymous United States No.151698844 [Report]
>>151674395
maybe those teams are only ranked cause they didnt play a&m ahahahahah get fukt NIGGER
Anonymous United States No.151698921 [Report] >>151699436
>>151674577
>>151674614
Literally just proving his point. Arkansas lost to literal G5, and got the fucking brakes beat off of them at home by Notre Dame
Anonymous United States No.151698995 [Report] >>151699379
>>151691902
>Regardless, if you can't tell from the past 3 years and current season that King is an absolute monster of a QB
You're completely missing the point; I don't give a flying fuck if he's good or not. He's not getting rewarded with the most prestigious individual trophy in college football for accomplishing LITERALLY NOTHING.
Anonymous United States No.151699243 [Report] >>151699314
>>151698361
Strikes me as a strategic error, honestly. That can’t make the rest of the conference feel comfortable.
Anonymous United States No.151699314 [Report]
>>151699243
Politics and LSU coaching hires have been intertwined for god knows how long
Anonymous United States No.151699368 [Report] >>151699491
>>151698361
so does tax payer money that goes to these colleges inevitably go to these retarded ass buyouts they pay coaches to leave
Anonymous United States No.151699379 [Report] >>151700761
>>151698995
>He's not getting rewarded with the most prestigious individual trophy in college football for accomplishing LITERALLY NOTHING.
Enough about Travis Hunter, Jayden Daniels, and Caleb Williams, I was talking about Haynes King
Anonymous United States No.151699436 [Report]
>>151698921
A&M's schedule, while "soft" for an SEC team this season, is still significantly more difficult then the list of shitters Ohio State gets to run through on their way to a first round bye.
Cope harder.
Anonymous United States No.151699491 [Report]
>>151699368
LSU said it's being covered by a private donor.
Anonymous United States No.151699502 [Report]
Texas A&M would beat the absolute piss out of Indiana. I would bet any amount of money on A&M winning.
Anonymous United States No.151699621 [Report] >>151700145
>>151698361
This shit is fucking stupid bro. Why do I even care about college football. LSU literally has an entire state behind it with the governor speaking on head coaching hires. The same goes for Ohio state their entire state is behind the program and you get faggot politicans talking about it. Its just extremely not fair when you are just one of three schools in florida trying to take on entire states. This sport is gay and stupid.
Anonymous United States No.151699727 [Report] >>151699864
Art Briles to Penn State
Anonymous United States No.151699785 [Report]
mtsu just lost because the intended receiver fell down during his route on 4th down
Anonymous United States No.151699827 [Report]
>>151697865
they beat you last year. you are a fake playoff team.
Anonymous United States No.151699864 [Report]
>>151699727
He was a helluva coach but he’s like 70 now. Not gonna work
Anonymous United States No.151699895 [Report]
>>151691902
haynes king would be an absolute shitter anywhere other than GT. Brent Key is a master motivator and an O/D line guru. he is Ed Orgeron without the CTE.
Anonymous United States No.151699969 [Report]
>>151691938
oregon was relevant when they were the only team with a billionaire sugar daddy. now everyone can drop millions without getting hammered with sanctions and are better situated to very fertile recruiting grounds. oregon will never sniff the natty.
Anonymous United States No.151700030 [Report]
What exactly does a University offer you in return if you front $50 million dollars to buy out a coach?
Anonymous United States No.151700054 [Report]
>>151692922
ohio state doesnt miss tressel. he was the SECs bitch for 10 years. you could see the light leave their eyes after that 3rd ass beating in a row by a DIFFERENT SEC team.
Anonymous United States No.151700122 [Report]
>>151693964
ESPN likes large market programs. why do you think they keep trying to meme USC into relevance every year? they have a fucking office in Los Angeles.
Anonymous United States No.151700145 [Report] >>151700369
>>151699621
>Ohio state their entire state is behind the program and you get faggot politicans talking about it.
how bout an example buddy?
Anonymous United States No.151700160 [Report] >>151700301
>>151693974
people thought alabama was retarded for paying nick saban 9mil a year when they hired him. look how that worked out.
Anonymous United States No.151700301 [Report] >>151700412
>>151700160
Prior to NIL if you wanted to make your team better then you could spend money on your coaching or you could spend money on facilities. That was pretty much it. So obviously spending on a top tier coach was a good idea. Being able to directly buy players changes the math. The NFL bears this out. dak shitsock makes 3x the salary of Andy Reid. It’s clearly better ROI to spend on players
Anonymous United States No.151700369 [Report]
>>151700145
When they got so assblasted after losing to Michigan that they tried to make it a felony to flag plant in Ohio lol
Anonymous United States No.151700412 [Report]
>>151700301
jimbo fisher at texas A&M says otherwise. he had a top 10 recruiting class every year he was at A&M and barely went .500 his last 2 years. having a capable coach matters now more than ever.
Anonymous United States No.151700464 [Report] >>151700622 >>151700717
>>151697588
You’re the one ascribing 130 IQ logical reasoning kills to black people lmao. But sure, I’m the leftist. Go watch some 2020 BLM riots and tell me all about how intelligent they are.
>Meanwhile a black guy who gets a $500k NIL deal at Ole Miss isn't going to care about the history of the Rebel nickname.
Ah yes, the famously affluent state of Mississippi.
Anonymous United States No.151700567 [Report] >>151700600
>>151690420
>Lanning comes to LSU
>just to lose to DeBoer AGAIN
Is it like a humiliation fetish or something?
Anonymous United States No.151700600 [Report]
>>151700567
dan lanning is a poor man's kirby smart. he is a brett venables tier coach playing with daddy knight's checkbook. he needs to stay in the B1G where he isnt looking down the barrel of a gun every week. he isnt built for the SEC.
Anonymous United States No.151700602 [Report] >>151700613
what if..
Anonymous United States No.151700613 [Report] >>151700673
>>151700602
i agree with this. this latest manning isnt built for this life. hes too soft, mentally.
Anonymous United States No.151700622 [Report]
>>151700464
Nta but you're coping
Anonymous United States No.151700642 [Report]
new
>>151700638
>>151700638
>>151700638
Anonymous United States No.151700660 [Report]
>>151694439
nhh
Anonymous United States No.151700673 [Report] >>151700724
>>151700613
Bro lol have you even watched Texas play at all? Arch is mechanically questionable and has accuracy problems but you can’t say he is soft. Dude has been hit a million times and he will stand in the pocket and get smacked. You gotta respect his toughness.
Anonymous United States No.151700717 [Report]
>>151700464
You don't think Ole Miss can pay 6 figure NIL deals?
Anonymous United States No.151700724 [Report]
>>151700673
i have watched them play pretty regularly. i knew arch wasnt the guy last year when georgia sacked him 3 times in one drive and sark pulled his scared ass and put ewers broke dick ass back out there. arch manning cannot handle scrutiny or pressure, just like his uncle Eli couldnt.
Anonymous United States No.151700761 [Report] >>151700780 >>151701030
>>151699379
Travis Hunter was easily the worst Heisman winner in my lifetime.

Being above average at 2 positions on a 7 win team doesn't make you the best most deserving player in the country. ESPECIALLY when you had a generational season out of RB who was dragging his G5 team to a playoff spot.
Anonymous United States No.151700780 [Report]
>>151700761
agreed. but, ESPN was rimming Deion Sanders so hard that you would think colorado was fucking 2003 USC.
Anonymous United States No.151701030 [Report] >>151701384 >>151704817 >>151708707
>>151700761
>Above average
He was elite at CB and well above average at WR.

>Generation season
Yeah, any good player can look like a GOAT playing against competition vastly inferior to them. He was shut down the moment he went up against players who could actually play in a power conference
Anonymous United States No.151701384 [Report] >>151701393
>>151701030
he played in the same conference as travis fucking hunter....so pick one.
Anonymous United States No.151701393 [Report] >>151701485
>>151701384
You're retarded, and shouldn't be taken seriously if you think the MWC is anywhere near the B12
Anonymous United States No.151701485 [Report] >>151702504
>>151701393
you do understand that the best teams in the B12 CAME from the MWC, right lil bro?
Anonymous United States No.151702504 [Report]
>>151701485
No they didn’t
Anonymous United States No.151704602 [Report]
>>151684790
Post the roast
Anonymous United States No.151704626 [Report]
>>151685712
It was nice of Cal to coach up your QB for you
Anonymous United States No.151704817 [Report]
>>151701030
It works both ways, his teammates were inferior as well. Pedos said lets just double or even triple cover jeanty every play and it paid off.. Statistically the teams actually played even, boise just had quite a few stinky's.
Anonymous United States No.151708707 [Report]
>>151701030
>He was elite at CB
I remember Ayomanor. I remember Stanford.