Thread 151679402

Beastpuria edition

*heems (You)*

>>151679402 (OP)
what a zesty little munchkin

>>151679402 (OP)
Someoen explain this...I refuse to relive my Shamrock moment again

*solves the eyepoke meta*

whos that pokemon?

>>151679307
I’d say Ankalaev and DDP are still above him
Two of the worst title fight performances ever in different fonts

how come the greatest mixed martial artists are always gay?

>moicano wants money
>heres a couple hundred thousand the UFC stole from you
>noo not that money!

new thread (real) >>151679557
>>151679557
>>151679557

>>151679607
How embarrassing

>>151679607
>no heem in subject
>heem in body
>not early
overall ranks higher than this thread. shall be migrating

>>151679402 (OP)
He's got sugar in his tank!

>>151679402 (OP)
Ouchie

AHHHHHHHH ME EYE

>>151679633
"Miami wife" is code for "Miami man" I fear!

House party nearby, bringing weird guys.

fazza update on tom's eye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYKi4XB6Cw

>>151679402 (OP)
Topuria's tattoos look bad. That "T" inside an octagon with a crown is his logo. Who gets a tattoo of his own face and logo?
From a distance, his tattoos just look like scribbles or somebody spilled a bucket of ink on him. Not even gonna mention the Conor rip-off. So insecure for a guy who's legit.

*peeks*

unbelievable. it took less than 5 minutes as champion for tom aspinall to destroy mixed martial arts forever. we're a laughing stock now.

they should just make the rematch for next weekend

>>151679402 (OP)
ALL MY HEROES ARE GAY NIGGAS!

>>151679886
It's over. He will never live this down.

the champion has a pig

I thought it was just the fighters who don't believe Tom.. But even the normsters see through it...

>>151679402 (OP)
Chama!

>>151679990
That’s his son

>>151679806
Fuck you

DDP (Dustin Diamond Poirier) now has diamond teeth.
Chills...

>>151679951
what do you think you're seeing in that clip, exactly?

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would heem a man before poking him in the eye

>>151680068
Deceit and lies

>>151680029
His son is a human playa.

>>151679886
tom peekspinall KWABOTY

>>151679886
for fuck sake bros... now its over

tom's fazza about tom's fighting career
>this is just a job he's doing for this period of time
he also said they ask if he will get paid before they decided to stop the fight

>>151679886
holy fucking shit. fuck.

wait so if someone bet on tom or gane to win, do they get their money back or do they lose it since it was a no contest?

>>151679881
Nothing more based than getting a tattoo of yourself on your chest, honestly.
That's the only reason I picked him to heem charles. Tigers heem Lions in real life, while cazzie redditors think Lions are the kings of the jungle.

dear oh dear.

>>151679402 (OP)
Nothing will erase the pain

>>151680332
not even vicodins?

>>151680205
Depends on the site most of them void it though

>>151680332
STOP THE FIGHT!

>>151680332
you better not post that again

>>151680205
i got my money back

>>151680205
I picked Gane by TKO and got my money. I was betting through real street bookies, thoughbeit.

they are now lying saying gane put his hand out like this

>>151680450
streets are saying gane won so makes sense

Who wins between Steve Garcia and David Onama in the five round main event?

>>151679886
We're team tom here

>>151680565
Embarrassing propaganda

Ciryl showed a him a door and he took it

Baby gotta new high chair!

>>151680635
>the size of that chair
>the children's books in the next room
Tom went to a children's optometrist? OH NONONO

>>151680539
garcia by 2nd round tko

topuria has married his sister

Tom Aspinall reportedly has passed away due to his injuries, as per sources.

>>151680715
why do women give me boners?

why wasnt Tom in the most recent vlog? does his cowardice know no bounds?

Im going to war with tomala fans on yt

>>151680795
he's in a coma

that poke could have fucking killed him but keep laughing

>>151679886
>ACK!
>puts towel on the other eye

>>151680539
garcia is chinny as fuck, onama 1st or 2nd round heem

>>151680827
wow he is even having eye spasms the poor guy

It's over

>>151680258
Tattooing your name on your back is equally as based.

>>151680835
Bruh Roberto Romero dropped Onama. Nate the train heemed him
Onama has 2 heems in 6 wins
Garcia has 7 heems in 7 wins and the highest knockdown rate in featherweight history.
It's a close good fight though. Maybe you're not familiar with Onama, but that's just not the kind of fighter he is.

i can't believe mma is over

"UFC is done."

>>151679886
does it count as peeking if you can't see through the eye?

>>151680996
you're not wrong, i haven't done a dive on onama for the picks on saturday, just going off memory. they both beat about the same level of competition. it just might be a battle of who's the chinniest

looks like lots of heem potential for this weekend's card

Thoughts and prayers for Tom's eye, I hope he can see soon

>>151681144
they're "taking a break" because "heem has gone to shit," they're saving face

Someone make a faahhh edit of tom vs ciryl

gane will sell 3 million ppvs fighting pereira for the belt while tom sells pencils out of a tin cup

>>151680293
oh but he can't see out of that eye, right?

test.

unreal how many Tom roaches there are on youtube scurrying on every video and trying to shape the narrative

We must applaud Tom's bravery for showing men that its OK to cry and quit if things get hard then make a documentary about it afterwards

>>151681252
yeah, they're going to call it KWAB

Tom blind gypsy beggar walking around Manchester Piccadilly station with cardboard sign reading
>I CANT SEE
>WHY ARENT YOU DONATING

Paddy the fat retard

>>151681052
I meant 7 heems in 8 wins. Last one was a decision. And Onama was dropped by Nate not heemed my bad.
Youre right thoughbeit Garcia had a rough start and got embarrassingly heemed by Maheshate. But since then he's been on streak where I think he looks good.
But the fact he always gets so many knockdowns and they're fighting in the Apex makes me want to pick him.

>>151681246
How come Tom couldn't just choke out Gane immediately and avoided the eye poke?

>>151681377
brit
>i can't see
american
>i can't breathe

mario bautista landed 9 strikes in round 2
1 of them almost put umar out cold

umar's gimmick is getting lite-heemed by non-power threats who barely touch him

>>151681478
Wow Umra sucks

it's something called aura, tom. you wouldn't understand.

>>151681500
Umor humor

>>151681144
Occular Occurrences

venerable lama gane attempted to open aspinalls third eye. what tom saw was too much for him

Tom's new 8 episode series "My Fight For Sight" debuting on sky 112 the noo

*enters the thread*

Who is the Shohei Ohtani of mma?

>>151681653
james vick

mocking Tom
>UFC fighters

defending Tom
>Ariel Helwani
>Schaub

Yeah I know which side I'm on

>gooby breaks his leg and gets on the mic and gives the legendary "your woife in me DMs" promo
>Tom just whines about the crowd booing like Al iaquinta

>>151681666
this short film is way more damaging than quitting in the octagon, he just perma heemed his reputation with this

>>151680525
he looks like foucault here

they're right you know

>>151681717
More like Immanuel Kunt. Respectfully

The GOAT and it's the guy who couldn't solve Dominick Reyes (3-4 since fighting jon)

>>151681751
that depends, can Tom see now?

>>151681751
You're gonna take it and like it you cowardly bitch

>>151681751
There's nothing else to shit post about I lament

Card of the decade?

damn

>>151681815
david obama is fighting this saturday kid

Jairzinho didnt actually do all that bad against Gane upon rewatching

>>151681703
Did people actually think tom stood a chance against jones or was it all trolling?

>>151681821
predict the amount of weight misses

>>151679886
How do you retards not see he’s taking the piss kek

tom would've demolished jones thats why he retired kek

>>151681860
2. but they go ahead

>>151681821
every last one of them would get dogged by tim elliott

>>151681851
guru thought that by calling Jones gay it somehow made Tom the favorite

nobody informed tom that mma is just a scam to legalize fighting in a cage. you don't actually leave crying when you get fouled like in ball sports.

>>151681895
there are people here that are lineal elliot beaters.

>>151681970
I love ai

>>151681921
this is false
tom refused to fight a cheater which was the correct move

>>151681970
chat is this fr

>>151681970
How was DC not fired for this?

>>151681947
tim elliot is a lineal jon jones beater. mma math doesn’t work you know

>>151681370
that's true. kattar stopped the heem streak but garcia looked good. onama has a good chance of catching garcia but risks getting heemed. its a good matchup

give tom a non cheating opponent and see what happens

>>151681970
>"this is what a real eyepoke feels like you pussy ass bitch"

>>151682126
>THIS goofy goober sends /heem/ posters a into fuming frothing pants pissing rage

>>151680827
KWABF

>>151681970
This is basically DC vs Stipe. The fat nog almost blinded him permanently. DC, Jones, Gane... dirty cheating shitskins.

on the topic of Tom, what was Gane's strategy in the fight? take him to the championship rounds and finish him off there? Tom wasted a lot of energy chasing Gane in the first round that i was sure that he would be fatigued coming out of round 2

>>151682126
https://youtu.be/69Mvv4NJhhQ?si=bLGbQ97toc1hBJmp

>>151681851
Ill cop to it i thought so. Just thought the age differential + the fact that jones seemed scared of him + aspinalls an unknown quantity cuz he had quick heems. Dont think ive ever been so let down by a fighter in my life. Fucking peekspinall man. Wtf. What a faker

Why's he taking a nap there? That's not a bed or even a couch. What a silly guy hahaha!

>>151682299
probably was content to tippy tap to a decision or punch toms brain stem to a TKO if the opportunity arose. rewatching it it’s literally just tom trying to throw his jamahal hill 1-2 and gane slipping off the center and running him onto a jab or a forearm every time

>>151680827
>i cant see its all grey
>puts towel on the other eye

Tom Aspinall's last 3 wins have been against a 33 year old, a 31 year old and a 37 year old
Tom has only fought one 40 year old, former champion Andrei Arlovski

>>151682355
quite incredible he managed to recover his aura after this

ME ORBS ME BEAUTIFUL PEEPIN ORBS

hahahaha tompinall is a bom gonina. he gon blind man

>>151682055
I don't think that's true.

HOLY BASED
GET FUCKED TOMALA YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAK

>I can only see 50%
??
so many of these statements really don't make sense when you think about it

>>151682346
This reminds me of the people who believed Ben askren was a guaranteed WW champ

>>151682447
People have way too much time in their hands. There's a lot of money out there to be earned if you apply yourself.

Gane's best victories come against Tuivasa and Derrick Lewis. He beat a geriatric JDS and managed to beat the great Serghei Spivac. All of which he needed to cheat to win. The mutt "French" fag is a fraud being propped up by Aris of the world.

>>151682467
shut up raped bitch

Would Tom have lost this much respect if he would've just been heemed by Gane?
I feel like between the Helwani and some of the media boohooing for him on top of his dad's response video about Tom still being "blind" is makes it hard not to roll your eyes at.

>>151682577
literal fxxking goosebumps

Gane Derangement Syndrome

>>151681809
>>151681790
jokes aside ai has become mad scary

>>151682616
That's not what it stands for

>>151682447
Pathetic video. That 10th "clean" strike was parried by Tom amongst several others. No champs, can't count - blacks really are worthless.

>>151682574
well that may be true but the unbiased computerized algorithmic fight matrix rankings have placed gane as the #1 heavyweight in the world, by some distance

>>151682574
>Tuivasa knock down
>Lewis eye poke
So what you're saying is that Tom is at the same tier or worse as all of them because of their comparable performance?

>>151682615
That's his record. You have a sub 70 IQ and a disgusting fetish, I fear.

Yooooooo :laughing_crying_emoji: :skull_emoji: yt mma memes wildin

thembo gorimbo vs jeremiah wells now that is a mandingo fight

GANE
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
OPTICALLY POKING

Sedrique Dumas fought with an gunshot wound they make em more gangsta in the USA Thom could never

>>151682736
based clairvoyant grimbo

In all honesty, does the rematch go any different?
I don't think its likely Gane would break Tom's nose again in the first plus the added pressure of no eye pokes might make him more hesitant to throw with the same intent.

tom might have to do his 3rd title defense with only 1 good eye. what a legend

>>151682723
Unironically why do the gloves need exposed fingers anyway? why can't it be something like pic related

Tom will win the story in the rematch with 22 and a half minutes of control time

>>151682887
How is that winning the story?

bryce got wonked in the streets of arkansas and is seeking donations for dewonking surgery. I know /heem/ can make this happen for our boy

>>151682875
brazza y you mek it so hard to inspect bamhole

Who's it gonna be?

>>151682875
where would the finger visor go when they make a fist?

Naw fuck that, you was the one going out there getting your shit split open quitting because you can't see? Fucking bitch.

>>151682838
True but even if he does he will gas out much harder than Gane and i doibt5he will find a submission
Gane still finishes him in the later rounds

>>151682953
it would curl with the finger. Imagine if fingers all had their individual slots connecting it to the visor

>>151682739
Fighting as a career, particularly in the UFC, is built for retarded niggers and mutts willing to give themselves further brain damage for shit tier pay to entertain the masses. No clue why fellow white Chads would need to cope that having one of “them” up top means anything, though clearly whites are up there as far as genetic potential for it as a sport. I just don’t understand why you would choose Dana Penny-pincher White to be your employer if you had the IQ of an actual white person. Tommy is part Indian and clearly not a very mentally savvy individual so it makes sense in his case.

Bully Gane needs to make an appearance next presser, start talking about Tom quitting on his son.

They should have one set of gloves for striking and one set of gloves for grappling

>>151682977
idk might impede grappling. they say grappling with regular gloves is already harder than with bear hands.

You gave up on your disabled boy Tom, you quit on Scrumby

MMA Joey said Tom can see

>>151682993
I think Timid Tommy would be too scared to connect him on the eyes.

fouls is lowkey like the chunin exams. this test is life or death but you are allowed to cheat 3 times before you are failed. like is no 1 questioning this??

>>151682875
Fabric going in the eye is going to hurt way worse and can cut the eyeball. They should make everyone cut their nails extremely short, like nail biter short. This would also be handicapping grapplers. I like striking more but this would make us look like a bitch.
Literally just poke them the fuck back and get over it.

>>151683063
profound trvke few can fathom

>>151683066
kek dc emoting to stipe that he's loading up his double eye poke super

>>151683097
Bodied that Broke Reddit Bitch!

>>151683066
>Stipe just saying fuck it right back at ya you fat nigger

Kek

It would have been cool to see Jones fight Stipe before he became mentally stunted and geriatric, though in fairness Jones kinda looked like shit against him too

bedtime is one strange looking individual

This was no doubt the worst outcome for Tom. Even getting knocked out would have been better than this.

>>151683157
They're all ugly, disgusting freaks in their own right.

Turn on my monitor.

Heem me up inside!
(Can't heem up)
Heem me up inside!
(Can't heem up)

Tom's wholesome chungus facade really dipped out when he heard those boos... very telling

>>151683258
Didn’t they just split up?

Kek based zoomers were right

>>151683299
It appears his true nature indeed was finally revealed, and he is a weak, nasty individual mentally. This speaks volumes about how well Cyril managed to maintain his signature nonchalant swagger.

dagestanis are ground types

>>151683351
>Daaaaamn son, that bitch is ran through!!

tom tried to take gane down 1 minute in which is exactly what jones did

>HE DIDN'T QUIT
>but here's why he was right to quit

>mentally broken by... ciryl gane
>within 1 round
just retire

>>151679402 (OP)
same energy

so do you think the honorable thing to do would be to fight at an unfair disadvantage? or are you saying the disadvantage wasnt unfair? or what is the non meme position for aspinall doing the wrong thing?

>>151683573
lmfao

>>151683634
Half the issue was how Tom handled it like a huge faggot

>why you bewin!!!

I don’t know because the heavyweight championship main event ended in the first round as a no contest extremely anti climactically?

Gane BODIED that tranny freak!

What did it take, Tom?

>>151682838
>>151682957
People forget Tom isn't a wrestler, he grew up with a jiujitsu background and the only takedowns we've seen him do in the UFC are blast doubles including the shitty one he shot on Gane. We don't know if he's actually capable of shooting a decent takedown.

Bom Pokin

Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me yet here I sit alone watching the world burn

We are modern day gladiators lad, we're this another time we would be fighting to the death in the colosseum.

>Aiiie, ref help he keeps poking me with his fingers stop the fight disqualify him now daddy make them stop!!

>>151683753
The only two things I've ever seen Tom do is knock dudes out in 2 minutes or cry in pain in the octagon.

Did Tom's nose get busted before or after the eyepoke?

>>151683784
Before

>>151683816
shit

>>151683826
Yeah

>>151683784
during, Gane poked him so hard blood shot out his nose in cartoonish fashion

ordering wingstop because sean brady told me to
use code brady for 10% off

name a(one) nigga born in the 90s or later that would have handled it better

I will never eat that Dubai chocolate based on the fact it's subliminal for shit and diarrhea

So we all agree that any good faith that people had in Tom is singlehandedly being ruined by his dad right? Boxing deals with this shit all the time but its weird to see in mma.

>>151683883
Type shit

>>151683891
No one ever saw Tom or Gane as legitimate heavyweights anyway both a little too small and gay

Day 57, Tom still can't see...

I made astute predictions about the fight and they were panning out but the eyepoke cucked me.
now I don't know how the rematch will go.

UFC white house mcgregor vs covington

Browne scratched the back of Werdum's eyes and Fabricio shrugged off the timeout.

>>151683741
I thought Tom had a catch wrestling background?

>>151683911
People have looked into it and tl;dr there's a chance his mother cheated with tyson fury's dad, everything adds up, connections, locations, dates

>>151683972
it just makes sense

Hilarious how Donald Trump is destroying the white house just so ratlip can wet blanket another decision against Colby

>>151683988
nah he only have boxing background and prolly some bjj

I'd say that I've got aura, yes nor no chat?

the paramount deals allows ufc to name their events cool things like wwf ppvs back in the day
UFC: face the pain - Harrison vs Pennington

>>151684034
sneedy b that depends
are you for asspeenal or gayne?

>>151682739
yet you’re still the color of poop

>>151684065
Side? I am on nobodys 'side' little chink, because nobody is on my 'side'.

>>151683634
there's the letter of the law and then there's the spirit. people are watching to see greatness. the great man tends to his own wounds and then crawls back to the battlefield. you can tell the fans to fuck off, that you're not here for greatness, but don't expect cheers.

>>151684064
the last time they named their ppv was 20 years ago, why would they do that now?

mans want to be me when I’m with the womens who I want to be with are with me
me

how would the Heavyweights of Brock's generation do against this current crop

>>151684096
coward

>>151683066
not a single intelligent idea in this post

Tomasz Aspinallski is a disgrace for all polish pipo

>>151684117
My prediction was that Gane was good odds at 3:1 and that Tom wouldn't beat him faster than Jon.

>>151684114
Frank Mir can make Gayne tappy

>>151684064
UFC: White House, Black guy and Brown guy

>>151684136
>The bone and the stone
ftfy

>>151684139
Noche is just the Fight Night but for messicans

ufc white house: twelve russian muslims

Fart n spin on that thang, playa!!

>>151684157
Dana, hire this man

>>151683634
Jiri said it best and Stipe + DC showed it in their fights. The way of the warrior. Bows respectfully

the most diverse sport in the US is also the most right leaning. coincidence?

Good thing Tom Aspinall is blind so he doesnt have to read all the nasty comments about him online

>>151683634
No he was totally in the right but to then still claim yourself the baddest man on the planet is puss behavior.

Tom Aspinall seen walking around Dubai with a cane and a seeing eye dog. This is serious

>>151684114
Current brock takes tomala to suplex city

https://x.com/lefthook25/status/1983230281696870724

me to tom aspinall

I invented “I invented Toilet Till”

Hunter gives off Peter theil transhumanists vibes

>>151684331
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>151679886
The biggest hype derailment fucking ever.

>>151684212
boxing?

u guys are gonna look real fuckin stupid when tom wins the rematch. shut the fuck up about him, he didnt quit shit

>>151679886
AAARGH ME FOOKEN EYE I CANNAE SEE MATE OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS WOTDOFO' WA YEW BEWIN' ME????

>>151684503
He’d win the losing rematch, if that’s what you mean

Tom visiting spiritual healer on revival net

>>151684503
Ok but what if Tom gets absolutely demolished in the rematch instead? Then we'd look pretty damn smart.

if conor runs out of money, will we see him come back

tom getting poked in the eye was like christmas for brown people

>>151682875
jim miller is right, you don't need new gloves, that eye poking shit was rare in PRIDE
threaten fighters to take a % of their purse and a DQ for fouls and watch them stop that open hand jousting bullshit on the spot

tomala is still a bitch though

https://youtu.be/1obquBnGwaI?t=371
I think bispbongs reaction says it all

>>151684553
He would OD before that happens.

>>151684553
Connor vs Khamzat

>>151684515
>>151684542
shut up

All the real ones calling tomala out i bet jiri(true Aryan warrior) also thinks lowly of that coward

Tom retains his belt and Gane is considered a dirty fighter? Lmao!

I got kidney stones in me oyes

It's worth noting that Tom Aspinal drank lots of coffee and crashed out after quitting the fight.

Would you guys be ibto me streaming my final stand vs police

Ciryl Gane exposed Tom Aspinall as a little bitch ass quitter and it's a gosh darn fact bruh nigga yayo.

gane is like the hokage

You have to put a boxing glove on your lead hand and you are only allowed to switch stances in-between rounds. Obviously you then have to switch the glove to your new lead hand too during the break. BOOM. Eye poke problem solved.

>>151684684
Only if you call tom aspinall a quitter with your final words

btw why don't they just make fighters wear some small plastic glasses to prevent eyepokes
yeah they'd look dumb but besides that why is it not something that they think about

>>151684720
i assume because getting punched/kicked in the glasses would be worse. the way the force is transferred to where it interfaces the face.

>>151683634
eye poke him back, even it out

There's a pattern: if a fighter loses and does something stupid or makes a fool of himself, their performance drops significantly.
When Tom put on those pants and started leaking private videos, that sealed his fate. The same with Alex before his first fight with Ankalaev; he spent too much time with Korean twinks, and that lowered his aura.
I have plenty of evidence.

>>151683883
Honestly ? Respect

huge respect for remembering tom aspinall. he's been irrelevant for years.

This is bad... REAL bad. The final nail in the coffin. The Dr. has spoken. Joe Rogan as spoken...

>>151683634
keeps fighting but starts fighting dirty. Even if you get warnings, you basically have two or three free eye pokes and groin kicks, depending on how popular you are, you might get away with more.

>>151684642
See
>>151676226
He’s disgusted by Aspinall’s dishonorable nature and lack of warrior spirit.

>>151684807
based gane

>>151684118
Nah. Its the single thing they can do to at least curb the damage done by them. If you care about le fighter health from a widdle eye poke. This is something they can fix now. Finger flesh in the eye is less damaging than finger nail.

I feel like Tom didn't show up in the recent vlog because he feels genuine guilt for taking the cowards way out

Chandler's sons using his credit card to buy galaxy gas and 24k gold plated chains

goyFC “they’ll watch anything”

>>151684835
KEK thats fucking insane

>>151684807
yes of course monsieur
honhonhon

If Tom had continued fighting, he would have been KO'd by a fat, unworthy, cheating nogg, just like pussy American weakling Stipe Miocic.

Instead, he told a room full of Arabs or Arab-enablers to go fuck themselves, and prevented a nogg from getting a cheating belt.

An American would never do these things (too scared).

>>151684821
"good kid" must be the most insidious nickname of all time

>>151684843
And you'll never have children, judging by the men you spam here lol. Either way ari wins I guess
poor poor us...
>>151684292
I don't know b. I watched a brock lesnar wrasslin match. He sure doesn't do a lot of moving around. He seems like he can hardly move compared to what I remember him looking like, even for dubya dubya e standards

The current heavyweight division is the worst its been since the Tim Sylvia era. While the Lightweight division is filled with killers.

He broke the Warrior's code

Tom is getting a second chance to continue his 1st round finish streak.

>>151684858
Nah, the fact he gave away how upset he was that he didn't get cheers kind of ruins this idea. As much as I wish I could believe it.
It shows how insecure and scared he is, by how much he needed their approval. kwab

He have injury, his eye hurt, his knee hurt, he have family problem, and he tired? Something like this? Nobody care brazza, who cares? Nobody.

Gane is on a 4 fight losing streak.

>>151684807
>history is written by the scholars.

>>151684895
NO AbuDaddy love for YOU little timmy!

>>151684906
Punked that porkchop!

I'm poor and haven't eaten meat in months.

I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher and I'll punk the pussy like I'm ashton kutcher

Tom was getting finished without that eyepoke. Gane was fighting too smart for him.

>>151684926
:(

NC via Gillian Robertson Elbow in the rematch

>>151684898
Dont know where you got that but it seems you're mistaken.

>>151684939
Gane was adhering to the Nate Diaz strategy.

Itty-Bitty Timmy Aspie Ninny

Tom quit.

>>151684926
Literally me

>>151681821
I thought Itsuki retired? she said she did at least.

>>151684986
Champion Chael alliterates, but alas...

rewatched the video of him in the hospital and his body language is very telling

>>151685009
I said the same thing after your dad gave assbirth to my buttchild

>>151685009
Props to your dad for giving assbirth

>ha just kidding bro. you good bro?
your response?

>>151685021
This is fake

>>151685009
his mannerisms speaks volumes

>>151685049
yeah I was gonna ask the way everyone gets up at the same moment as if on que

>>151685049
the coffin is a dead giveaway

Ilia dumped that freak over the nearest ledge and into an open coffin

>>151685021
hmm not a woman in this "bar"

Nah fuck that!

Death to ____

>have zero aura and mystique as the heavyweight champion, instead making sure you talk about how every one of your opponents' peckers is bigger than yours
>say you'd drop the belt before fighting your fwend(some guy you recently started training with)
>publicly talk about dropping off the sport in 2 fights because of how shit the pay is
>quit out of the main event of a ppv because of an eye poke that left no visible damage
its insane that people think Dana is stupid for talking shit about this guy just because he looked good heeming a handful of old fatasses in the past. he's objectively terrible champion material

WHAT THE HELL IS GASTELUM DOIN, KANG

>>151685135
this problem will be solved shortly

>>151685138
Wtf is this real?

>>151685138
this explains the whole Raja incident. none of those people even exist.

>>151685135
Don't forget getting white boys you don't know exist to feel second hand embarrassment and seethe about it >>151685093

>>151685153
Sycho Stu died and woke up and could see. Tom has never died, and still can't see. Levels.

They should just remove the heavier weight classes and wmma, lighter man skill is real

Anti-Dolidze
vs
Waldo Cortez Acosta

Honestly? Chills.

Fartland awake

>>151685158
Stu took his beating like a man. Tom immediately tapped out verbally and psychologically. Stu > Tom. It's not even close. Professional wrestling > MMA. Dudes getting dropped on their necks and crippled for this shit. When you see that in MMA? Fags tap to knee bars and eye pokes now. MMA used to be based when men would man up and accept nut shots, oil checks, ect. Now, it's broken bitches like Asspinal.

>>151685135
Don't forget him denigrating jones for about a year as they tried to build up the stipe fight, aspinall has an iq to match his son's and the ego of a 90 days fiance brazilian

I'm beginning to think some murdered women deserved it.

Hey Finland what's up

>>151685093
kek

>>151685198
Could be comfier but comfy enough how you doing b

The Titanium Eyelids have failed...

>>151685179
kidney stones, diaper rash, and orb bruising, a shameful british man

>>151679402 (OP)
Couple a queers

The only way to beat the eyepoke meta is not to play the game. All these guys kept fighting and got btfo

And the referee's decision Mr. Aspinall? No contest MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>151685232
filthy redcoat subhuman

In the second part of their 1 hour plus long indie movie series "Aye I 'ert me eye" andy aspinall revealed that thomas "tom" aspinall has been taking his frustrations out on his immediate family imagine if he benoits them

>>151685238
the only ones who got properly btfo were gustafsson and dc. the rest of them got decisionated or maybe tko'd if jones was lucky that night. jon never had the makings of a varsity heemer

>>151685238
just poke him back, stupid clowns

>>151685135
>heeming a handful of old fatasses in the past.
that's like 80% of the HW division to be fair
>he's objectively terrible champion material
the UFC had four undisputed title fights for the HW belt in the last five years including the glorified sparring session between CTEpe and Jon
deyna doesnt have anyone but himself to blame for the current state of the division

>>151685238
kek, fucking cheating faggot

Tom Aspinall went from "the man to beat Jon Jones" to "the man who quit in a title fight from an eyepoke" it's sad to see but the tide might turn again

>>151685238
Say what you will and you bums do but he has the highest fight iq in the game

up next on Tom's tubi series Cooking Blind with Me Son

>>151685263
>deyna doesnt have anyone but himself to blame
our poor sweet dana doesn't want to keep hurting us but sinister forces compel him

Gonna be a difficult couple weeks for Tom not being able to see inside his shoes before putting them on. Poop-city Im afraid.

>>151685265
jon called it when no 1 else could see it. tom was just the latest "the guy to beat jon jones" but once/if/when jon beats him he would be the way of pavlovic

Jon Jones never ducked Ngannou.

yjk ngannou just thought hunter liked hanging out with him

Elvis presley but tom aspinall and brown shit instead of blue suede, thawlts?
>>151685275
Now paramount is in ari has a dance partner

Nigger

how come the brazzas can't produce a decent HW crotchsniffer to take the belt?

ME PEEPER DOESN'T WORK

>squish squish
blimey!

Me name's tom aspinall and me shoes smell of pooh

That Chocolate Peppa pig line was a nasty line by Valter

>>151685336
kek

>>151685262
this is what stipe did to dc and it worked

mma is so boring when it's not happening.

>>151683634
He should've taken the NC and then just waited for the rematch. All the bellyaching after is what's turning people against him. Calling for a dq, crying to the crowd, vlogging his hospital visit etc.

>>151683634
Heeminder the story is david beating goliath and not goliath beating david, people are attracted to a hero overcoming adversity not asking for the manager, a second opinion, making over 1 hour of content of a doctor telling him he's okay etc. This isn't rocket science just ignore the gurucels who are actual NPCs and parse the banter aimed at them by everyone else and you will see b

*faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
Kayla Harrison

Due to life threatening eye injury, Tom has been cut from the UFC.

Galactic bitch HAHAHAHAHAHA

You know Tom still can't see? He's still having to go through tests to determine if this is long term damage or just an injury. With eyes it's not always obvious if there's severe damage. All your sofa expert comments sound dumb.

The doctors cleared Tom of any injury 3 seconds after the poke live on camera

>>151685581
Per andrew "andy" aspinall tom hasn't even got the bottle to lie on camera anymore KWAbritishB

>>151685589
Absolute retard

>>151685597
Don't sign your posts and go have your monthlies somewhere else try reddit

We are all praying for Tom's eye in this difficult time

I'm over this non sense what's the next card

>>151685581
>>151685597
Where's the new cope vid you obese jew? Wash your hat

>>151685617
yoelromeroyoudonwannaknow.gif

>>151685375
in front dc too, now thats a trash talk

Andy says Tom cannot see colour anymore

Former MAGA Supporter MMA fighter “Bryce Mitchell” has switched sides after realizing Trump is not looking out for the best interest in the American People. Looks like the “liberals” were right.

>>151685238
Nah, just blitz in and intentionally poke them back. Get them in a clinch and intentionally rake them hard. Even if it's clearly intentional, the ref will be lenient because of the fact they got poked first and he'll warn both guys to keep it clean.
Now both will be suffering the same. It's a very simple solution really. Tom could have gotten him back worse, especially since Tom had the lightest poke ever where his eye wasnt even scratched or irritated.

>>151685596
Dumb snow chink

>>151685650
Saint Bryce the Vocal just doesn't miss

Looks like it's gonna be another GREAT day with Tom Aspinall as our UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World!

>>151685621
>jew
Tom gets cheated by a fatigue, then fan base blames the white male victim. Peak jew behaviour.

Thomas "tom" aspinall is only a tough guy when he's fighting bums and is a pussy when faced with adversity. Shame really

>>151685673
Undisputed

Imagine not being british and using >our to describe something of theirs, somppufinn is essentially indian although that explains him fanning mmaguru

>>151679886
This is genuinely the biggest aura collapse of any champion in UFC history. Before 321, people were talking about Tom like he'd basically already cleared out the division and it was just a matter of time before he was the Heavyweight GOAT. Even DC told him as much in their whisper conversation

L E V E L

>>151685675
That why he was waiting over a year to fight Jon Jones? Who botched and retired to avoid him lmao.

>>151685692
Tom Aspinall as a kid, never scared to take on a challenge. Overcomes adversity.

>>151685688
I'm a citizen of the world. Tom Aspinall is the World Champion. Therefore he's my champion, and yours.

>>151680827
>Uploads clip of this
>Uploads DC telling Tom in private that Almeida and Volkov suck and will be easy
There was a possibility one of them would be Tom's next fight. Editor just killing future interest in Toms next fight and ruining his relationship and trust with DC, the only higher up who likes Tom
>Posts retirement shit on every video
Is this editor secretly trying to destroy tom's career and kill all fan interest? What nufan would want to follow the career of a fighter who never fights and is talking about retirement all the time?

>>151685695
Are you illiterate or just very stupid? Thomas never faced Jon so never got to show he is a pussy, also we are discussing thomas "tom" aspinall and his fake injury not sure what retired GOAT (2 division) has to do with anything besides your hurt feelings *passes a tissue*

Let me guess, if your gf cheated on you then you'd just suck it up and continue the relationship vecause it's manly and 'facing adversity'?

>>151685703
At least you finally admit to being some kind of dubai 'mali

>>151685709
If Tom wasn't a bitch he wouldn't sit around to fight a goat lol, I bet you wear camo cargo pants and have smelly no fear hoodies.

>>151685713
This is just really sad m8 you sound like a scorned woman

Jon Jones was scared of a pussy? We know he's scared of pussy but this is new...

>we know
This is the long term damage watching streamers has on the brain, a parasocial kind of loneliness and feeling of belonging. Tragic in all honesty

>>151685674
>Tom gets cheated
Not Gane's fault that Mrs. Aspinall is a BBC slut

>>151685732
Why are there so many slovenian prostitutes in the UK? Genuine question.

Il suck your toes

Not even meming. Is it possible Tom had a hormonal problem or is a hermaphrodite and was given HGH as a teen?
He was 5'8 until he was 16, then had a growth spurt to 6'5 in the span of 1 year. He has an oddly wide skull shape and bowed legs from growing too fast, both things that I read can happen if you put someone on hgh before they hit puberty. If he had the growth spurt like that then he had a very late puberty. Maybe a doctors were concerned or the dad put him on growth hormone?

>>151685736
Because bongs can't get laid unless they pay next question

>>151685731
You watch him more than I do

>>151685742
Tell me more about what we know :)

>>151685739
well now that's just a lie

>>151685724
L E V E L

>>151685731
>>151685742
>>151685743
>This is the long term damage watching streamers has on the brain
Making you talk to yourself on 4chan dot com?

>>151685746
More of a zinger really

>>151685738
I've seen people who were given hgh when they were young and they grow wider rather than taller. They often have notably retarded over grown jaws and look like downies. They have very thick muscles, with little tone, just mass. They're also not all that strong and it'll give you some life long disorders due to dysfunction of pituitary gland. Like overly thirsty all the time.

It often will ruin someone before it enhances them even at a medicinal dose. If you don't need it, it'll fuck you up as a kid or teen. It's grim because short parents don't want short kids so roid their kids lol, fucking their life up. I knew people on other medication because the damage and they'd die without those meds.

>>151685692
Worked that grinch

>>151685743
That you're on heem 14 hours every day. It's true!

>>151685749
Just the clozapine wearing off
>>151685756
Maybe on planet retard (population: you)

I love the hate toward brits whilst you speak our language and enjoy modern life that was courtesy of British inventions. It's envy.

When you all joke about that mans eye and 'how weak you must be to not continue fighting' and so on, its all joking right? It's 1 of 2 eyes we're talking about here it really is serious
I once saw a man knock another man out on the octagon and it was with a combination of two different eyepokes. First the right hand, all left eye, then the left hand, all right eye and nothing happened, he was awarded a victory. ITS THE EYES we're talking about here I know american and european societies are famous nowadays for being negligent with themselves and their countries but its the human eye. Just that, its an eye not a pinkie

Sweden invented everything of value and also the english language

>>151685738
Some people just naturally produce a lot more HGH during puberty, I wish I did more sports in my teens because exercise increases the output. I’d imagine if he was training very hard in his teens and eating a lot of quality food he basically maxed his potential growth output

>I ACKed the brazaaaaaaaa
>But I didn't heem no fazza nah, oh nooooo
>I ACKed the brazaaaaaaaa
>But I didn't heem no fazza nah, oh noooo

>>151685769
they gave us Quorthonn worlds greatest musician imo

>>151685774
Me after ackmed says the white monster isn’t part of the meal deal

>>151685768
Shut the fuck up you literal spic retard

>>151685772
I did a lot of aerobic sport as teen and thought I tanked my test but as adult I put muscle on fast and have stronger upper body. Any exercise is good. But god I wish I did upper body too. Was extremely skinny as a teen. I see zoomers now who don't even walk. They're fucked for life. Look like girls.

>>151685769
Name 1 Sweden thing that isnt ABBA thats even remotely known 500 km away from Sweden

>>151685776
An excellent post deserves an excellent Katy

>>151685790
IKEA tbf

>>151685787
I dont even know what a slovak is so stfu. You people were literal slaves in the past

>>151685790
Besides IKEA? Saab? Bergman? Peppi Longstocking? Geek? Pleasureman?

>uruguay posts truth bombs
>instantly attacked
Heem is a jeet infested shithole

>>151685796
>spic is retarded
Many such cases i fear

>>151685795
>>151685798
Ok, ABBA and a furniture store I retract my statements thats clearly a quality outcome out of 3000 years of history

>>151685798
Ah, so utilising all Anglo inventioms. Lmao. You ain't winning this one snow chink

>attacked
>asked a question that gets answered
When did bongs become such pathetic snowflakes
>>151685807
Peridioic table, dynamite, naming things in latin, I could go on but I don't want to bully you

>>151685810

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>>151685809
They invented your mutt language m80

>>151685262
the problem is that Jon always has the eye poke reach adventage.

reminder that cyril gane has majority white genes

>>151680104
ridiculous & paranoid lol

>>151684565
Jim Miller has the reach of a malnourished 8th grade boy. He couldn't poke anyone's eyes even if he tried.

Topuria? More like Bottomuria kek