Thread 151689056

Blue Jackets edition.
/hoc/vious: >>151683943

has goaltending regressed or have skaters become more talented?

>laffs
>rags

>>151689056 (OP)

Praise be to Allah the one True God and the Flames The One True team

E-God sport for White Protestants

>>151689071
amen summa amen
turn towards calgary and bow to the mecca of hockey

February is going to be so great :)

slopdown was cancelled

>>151689095

Hockey is a catholic sport
Protestants are like ECHL and Catholics are the NHL

My penguins ):

Our Jackies :)

xth for my calgary flames

>>151689067
Gary will keep shrinking goalie equipment until .900 sv% are considered a thing of the past.

>>151689290
good open the game
make it more fun
draw in more fans than this boomer board
high scores = high ratings

>>151689355
trotz continues to be the problem

>>151689367
get a haircut, the fact that you have a nu-perm comes through in your posts

/playoffsbound/

like anon in the previous thread:
wordle in 4 flawless connecties

imagine being so desperate for (You)s you need to steal gimmicks

stealing gimmicks is my gimmick

Yep I'm thinking my teds finna boutta dab on dem laffs

>>151689446
My Debbie’s (:

knights won

>>151689355
>Leaves Tampa who have point and kucherov for the preds who only have forsberg and no elite centers
>Points vanish off the face of the earth
WOAH WHO COULDVE SEEN THAT COMING

>>151689553
him and marchessault are co-kwaboty 2024

Holy pongs

>>151689608
I was laughing my ass off. Fuck the islanders I wish nothing but the worst for that organization.

Thoughts? Feelings?

>>151689608
that made the governor cry too

flames play tomorrow!!!

>>151689697
About that chart, or in general?

>>151689355
God he’s washed

>>151689697
knights rule

>>151689697
Weird they aren’t higher on Carolina they usually are by default

>>151689067
goaltending SUCKS
the equipment size reductions have made waves

>>151689608
qrd?

>>151689697
Florida is a first round exit

>>151689697
Retards

>>151689816
Just like my Islanders

>>151689840
0 round denial more like

>>151689794
>>151689810
all shit players

>>151689840
My Islanders aren't making the playoffs

>>151689854
>>151689865
Cope the kid we drafted 1st overall is winning the calder and dragging us there

>>151689620
what did the islanders do to you

Think Ovi may be washed. Can’t score. Tries to charge and hit Johnston up high and he can’t even do that correctly.

>>151689711
yes bro!!! im excited :)

both the us and canada especially will have so many players that won't make it to the olympics so why don't they just get citizenships through ancestry to their country of origin and play for them instead?

Really underwhelming Halloween schedule. Only 6 shit teams for retards playing.

>>151690004
Are Euros really this desperate for talent?

>>151690014
Wish I had a Bosnian GF

>>151690045
Serbians>Bosnians

>>151690034
Yes, at this point we need a violent revolution to stop people from caring about povertyball

>>151690054
Serbs don't wear cute hijabs

>>151690034
the players yearn for it

>>151690004
That’s what Bichsel should do since he’s banned from the Swiss team.

Failed my drivers license test again.

>>151690110
it'd just be better with more talent desu, outside of sweden and finland no one can have full nhl team these days

roses are red
violets are blue
the calgary flames
play like poo poo

Shut the fuck up dylan

ALLAH FLAMES HUAKBAR

>>151689933
He’s given up now that he broke that record

>>151690224
>muh schizophrenic mind says Dylan is here

>>151690186
Yeah I feel like Germany, Denmark, and Switzerland seem a little incomplete

>>151690004
>>151690034
Honestly who’s going to play for Italy?

>>151689067
Skinner is a starting goalie

>>151690241
His many vpns are posting
In fact I'm replying to one now

I’m glad russia can play in Olympics again

Good Guy Olympic teams
>USA
>Finland
Bad Guy Olympic teams
>Canada
>Sweden

That’s all I have to say about that.

>>151690315
>tfw the exact opposite is true
nice try fatass

>>151690176
kek

>>151690004
I think most euro countries only allow citizenship from a grandparent born in the country, not a great-grandparent. I actually have enough slovak peasant blood that I'm ~90% sure I qualify, though it would be a huge rigamarole to talk to everyone on that side of the family and get the papers in order. I guess I would do it if I had a cool job that required a lot of travel.

We're getting further and further from ellis island and that era of white immigration so I don't think too many of the Italian-Americans would actually have a grandparent that was born there, though the community in Canada may have been established a bit later

>>151690332
It’s hard bro but I realized girls don’t wanna date men that can’t drive. It’s embarrassing waiting for my grandma to pick me up at work too so I’m just tryna lock in and get it done.

>>151690328
>tfw the exact opposite is true
>t. evil bad guy

did ryan kessler bang a child? am i reading this correctly? and the fine is like $250? I must be missing something here.

If Gary won't give /hoc/ an NHL franchise, we should get an Olympic team

>>151690355
very based

I do think the Frozen Frenzy was a success

>>151690357

why? were you charged more on your offense?

>>151690357
>child
>16
Am I the only one that thinks the infantilization epidemic in this country is getting a little bit out of control?

>>151690488
Teenagers are fuckin stupid

>151690272
there's probably a few at least with some italian ancestry. there's a few italian sounding names in the nhl i think
>>151690341
i just checked and you could get citizenship here with your ancestor going back 4 generations as long as they were born in czechoslovakia. not sure about the others but we'd be glad to have you broski

>>151690488
As someone with a 16 year old, they are retarded kids.

>>151690510
>>151690272
fugged up formatting

>>151690488
all men are stupid until their late 20s.
all women are stupid.

>>151690351
Maybe you shoulda been nicer to bud, huh?

my son lil nigga the autistic goalie just got accepted to his dream university bro's :)))

>>151690504
>>151690519
>>151690545
Everyone’s stupid. So what?

>>151690564
Not me

>if only kids had the wisdom of malding boomers screaming about dylan and trb on a anime hockey board than they would understand

Go Flames

>>151690545
I was stupid until 35

>>151690561
Based! :)

i'm stupid

>>151690589
Just get a social worker bro it’s done wonders for my confidence

>>151690578
It takes more levels of irony to post here then any tic tok or YouTube kid has

>>151690594
NTA but I booked my 1st appointment yesterday

my health insurance doesn't pay for social workers

kwab

why would you need a social worker if you're not an orphan

>>151690357
I had this comic. Its got mcfarlane cover, and it features real life old timey black hockey player.

>>151690636
Everyone needs a social worker.

Imagine needing a government funded friend

>>151690636
lack of gf emotional support

>>151690637
>oilel kid is a fucking chug
based Todd

>>151690636
you off work early or somethin, wagie?

>>151690637
Those comics are awesome, a police visited our elementary school and handed out issues that had spiderman in montreal for some reason, hanging out with the expos or some shit

>>151690561
Congrats! What does he want to study?

>>151690697
forensics so he can be like Dexter

>>151690697
Social work

Imagine becoming a social worker because you want to help all the poor kids in the foster system and your first assignment is a maladjusted adult /hoc/ poster. Sounds like something Yorgos Lanthimos would make into a movie.

Imagine becoming a social worker and your client has a TBI because he fell out of his chair when trying to deliver a burrito

>>151690727
/hoc/ is one of the kindest communities on 4chan. We make fun of eachother but we stand up for eachother when mlb and cric come after us.

Imagine becoming a social worker

>>151690773
shut the fuck up

>>151690776
They’re good people they help me

>>151690776
My grandmother was a social worker in northern Alaska. She’s seen some shit.

My heavy drinking is motivated mostly so that I don't have to imagine anything

>>151690800
i bet

>>151690788
retard

>>151690800
I heard Alaska banned alcohol because of the natives.

Owen power? More like own and plow her haha

>>151690697
A cure for retardism in memory of his father

>>151690839
It’s banned in the villages (some of them anyway) so the natives will come into Fairbanks and Anchorage for a booze fix and usually do crimes and get arrested, fall asleep outside and freeze to death, or stumble into traffic and get run over. I’ve seen all of the above several times.

>>151690862
log off, carter hart

>>151690884
it's very depressing.

Carter Hart? More like Farter Fart

Mitch Marner? More like Marner Marner

Alberta forced the teachers back to work now a general strike is happening which includes saddledome and Rodgers place staff. Flames and oilers btfoed.

>>151690991
Arena staff are union?

>>151690991
oilers can come to cape breton for old time's sake.

does canada really have a secret vault of maple syrup?

>>151691168
haha absolutely not who told you that? have you told anyone else?

>>151691195
i told my boss and my mother in law

>>151691168
wouldn't you like to know

>>151691168
It got robbed a few years back
>The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist was a major theft that occurred between 2011 and 2012, where nearly 3,000 tons of maple syrup, valued at approximately C$18.7 million, were stolen from a storage facility in Quebec

>>151691250
That doesn’t even sound like much

>>151691250
Talk about sticky fingers haha

>>151691168
No
Stop looking for it

westhead is back with a gem!
>https://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/article/six-players-from-u14-ontario-hockey-team-placed-on-probation-amid-investigation-into-bullying-and-sexual-misconduct/

>>151691330
>According to the SDRCC report about the Stoney Creek AA team, the team’s Snapchat account was a “cesspool.” Their Snapchat group chat contained jokes about rape, sexualized videos and degrading memes, comments calling players “Mexicans” or “lesbians,” and homophobic and racist slurs including the “N-word” that targeted their teammates.

win the cup
win the cup
win the cup
lift it up!

pretty much

>>151691330
extremely problematic

>>151691369
Sounds more civil than /hoc/

>>151691369
>>151691330
You really got to be careful who you invite into the group chat these days.
/hoc/ posting could have prevented all this

>>151691330
>couldnt ruin the adults lives
>now trying to ruin the kids lives
Rick Westhead is a fucking fag.

>>151691417
you must be 18+ to post on 4chan

Good afternoon bros I just got home from waging and took a big marner :)

>>151691386
Wplace has plenty of deltarune and flames images across Calgary!

>>151691393
based slaf making the top 10

>>151691459
gold medal caliber on both fronts

>>151691438
i saw that its pretty cool. also number 13 :(

>>151691269
3000 tons? Imagine 3000 one-ton trucks rolling down the highway, sounds like a pretty large parade, doesn't it?
>An astounding 3,160 tons of water flows over Niagara Falls every second.
719,424.46 gallons
in other words, that heist took several trips to accomplish

>>151691459
Is logan thompson the guy they left out of 4 nations because he made the coach butthurt?

>>151691435
I bet these kids are already on /pol/

>>151691497
4chan is a millennial website. Zoomers don’t know about us

>>151691513
our governor is a zoomer

might grab a cheeky burger before my bus

>>151691499
>no Caufield
>>151691518
>no Hutson
I can be tricked into understanding the hutson snub, but Caufield is insane

>>151691518
>no wolf
i weep for my american frens

>>151691499
>>151691518
more like the grim states of America

>>151691518
I don’t trust fox after 4 nations

playing pokemon desu

>>151691513
Unfortunately many zoomers have infiltrated this site now and thats why you're not allowed to have fun and everything has to be ironic

Black/hoc/ks

>>151691566
Hes a midget

>>151691620
i hope you catch 'em all

>>151691620
What game?

>>151691607
how did finnish goaltending turn grim so quickly

>>151691641
ya but he's not a plug like Matthew Knies

>>151691649
pokemon
he just said it, idiot

>>151691666
calm down, satan, jeeze

>>151691554
I just had a burger that managed to be mediocre, small and $17

can't believe my debbies fell for the swedish goaltending meme

>>151691542
>>151691562

>backs
>leo
>sleep apnea
>dahlin
fuck yeah

>assmus asserson
>zibanjihad
>ep40
>ek65
nevermind we're fucked it's over

>>151691661
what could have been...

>>151691490
deboer and cassidy hate him

>>151691649
the new on! z-a
>>151691643
thanks bro

Gauthier - Celebrini - Smith
Slafkovsky - Cooley - Demidov
Finnie - Carlsson - Bedard
Benson - Wright - Michkov

Schaefer - Hutson
Mintyukov - Levshunov
Buium - Nemec

Could they win??

>>151691459
why do they keep trying for force travis sanheim as elite?

>>151691688
Sad :(

>>151691471
a lot of studs in this line up

>>151691688
Sounds like a cole caufield

>>151691459
dobson bros... we got fleeced hard...

>>151691753
not without a goalie

>>151691482
:(

>>151691791
Wolfie in the pipes

>>151691459
no one has ever heard of this Colton Paralympics

found the /hoc/ mascot

>>151691806
wplace is such a pure part of the internet. reminds me of the old days before woke and chat control and bots and ads and global information wars and AI and all the other shit from the past 15 years

>>151691958
They would win it all with Wolf

>>151692032
i don't get it

>>151692032
Haha I get it

>>151692046
take out the Australian

>>151692036
The woke destroyed agartha

>>151692038
>MY TEAM IS BAD I CAN'T GENERATE OFFENSE!!!
okay wolf you little bitch

>>151692119
Wolf is autistic. Show some respect

Jackies - 7
Laffs - 2

4 straight goals in the 2nd.

>>151692227
I hope you're right anon. My Jackies haven't gotten the 2nd and 3rd line going yet

>>151689355
Why the fuck did he go to Trashville
Tired of winning?

>>151692285
Tbf he wasnt going to do that on the lightning either
Hes in the fuck you pay me stage of his career

>>151692254
Laffs' D specializes in leaving open ice for shooters.

>>151692357
At least the lightning aren't bottom feeders, going by last year

>>151692381
US wins

>>151692381
No lol

>>151692381
I think we need Wolf

>>151692381
I'd like to see DeBrincat slotted in somewhere on the team.

>>151692406
Yes lmao

>>151692373
We've got some shooters due for a goal!

my charmeleon evolved we charizard now

>>151692566
Hell yeah. What moves does he have?

>>151692447
>no Celebrini
>no Johnston
>no Bedard
Well I hope this loss will confront leafs with their nostalgia poisoning.

>>151692588
>dylan tried slipping his bust in there
kwab

if i were an nhl tough guy, id fight like a kangaroo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz93v_s18A

>>151692682
Keep your melty to yourself obsessed retard. Thanks!

>>151692718
The Petgrave Chop

what did he mean by this?

>>151692381
>>151692447
What are the asterisks for?

>>151692822
Locks

its up !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjZl7J1Uug

>>151690637
is that the edmonton edition? it was shithole back then too huh?? calgary edition mogs btw. (Thats Jarome Iginla on the cover btw)

kirby dach is as useless as tits on a bull

Whoever is the captain of the Flames should consider taking a page out of Lamar Jackson's playbook and remove the ping pong and foosball tables from the locker room.

>>151690454
she loved the cock she didn't tattle, learn to groom loser
>>151690488
was she 16 or is that just the statute

>>151692820
don't buy dogshit fake jerseys

>>151692868
based larry

>>151692880
Raped retard

>>151690561
i hate rich people so much. fuck you and your kid.

>>151692985
My kid would heem your kid pussy

>>151692990
aren't you that faggot who creeps on teeange girls' feet?

>>151690773
True /hoc/ is for frens

You will be supporting OUR Hobart Statesmen right /hoc/?

>>151690637
why...why is spiderman introducing a bunch of kids to drugs and alcohol? why does he have ropes? Im uncomfortable with all of this.

>>151690773
I like to think of /mlb/ as our little sister :)

>>151690727
>>151690776
one of my friends became a social worker and within the first month she was violently attacked when she was out at some poors house and she quit shortly after.

>>151693013
Parker has no grooming game and has to rely on webs and things kids love to do as bait

>>151692985
cope he got scholarships

>>151693032
Mamdani wants to replace cops with social workers New York is fucked have fun Stephen!

>>151691369
wow theyre just like me

Thank fucking god oh thank christ oh thank you gary one fucking game today wow you are a genius you are a saint you fucking piece of shit I can't wait to have to only watch this one fucking game today. Thank you Gary THANK YOU

>>151691622
i get banned from pol for defending jews, this place has lost its way for sure

Eat the rich. Sautéed the rich in a rich, creamy Béarnaise sauce. Roast the rich is a fire-fueled clay oven using apple wood. Stretch the rich on a rack and marinate the rich in a onions-based mixture heavy in garlic. Enjoy the rich with a fine Cabernet Sauvignon. Feed your leftover from the rich to your dog.

>>151693085
>for defending jews
fucking canatards

>>151691806
holy shit he left calgary on his own he left he gave up his legacy when he did that i dont care he died like he lived (a drunk) he isnt a flame he chose to not be a flame fuck off with this shit teagan

I dislike poors more than the rich desu

>>151691622
Being ironic is fun and all but i think if you do it too long you kinda lose yourself and forget what your true values are. Its also unbearable to interact with such people.

Stephen will be taxed an extra 2% when mamdani wins

>>151693112
Did the rich tell you to say that

>>151693110
we respect the dead here bud

>>151693137
No

>>151692962
good post

>>151692990
>my kid

>>151692927
only cool thing about him is he keeps getting younger every time I check (right now he's 24!)

>>151693040
the rich getting richer

>>151693154
im not attacking jonathan, i get his cunt wife made him give up his legacy as a flame, im attacking teagan

>>151693203
>teagan

Who the fuck os that?

>>151693220
sara's sister

>>151692990
imagine posting on /hoc/ instead of taking care of your kid

I hope the booze cruiser on booze cruiser violence trial is livestreamed. There hasn't been any good ones in a hot minute.

Sean Higgins that was the guy who played for the nucks and the habs

>>151693296
hope that dude gets ian watkins'd in prison

the micheal jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight

>>151693337
>blame the alcohol
maybe he was just a dumb piece of shit?

Uni should be free innit

>we can only imagine what would be happening if the leafs didn't have the blue jays to distract the fanbase right now

kek gino reda doesn't miss

Simon Benoit - Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Brandon Carlo - Jake McCabe
Morgan Rielly - Philippe Myers

>>151693350
Are you drunk?

>>151693379
AM I being detained? Am I free to go?

The question was
>Pick a player to score a goal to save your life
Almost everyone else said Ovi

you're under arrest for being too damn gorgeous

>>151693379
whats it to ya?

>>151693404
i use this pick up line a lot, I follow it up with "did you know you look like a princess?"

>>151693391
Sir, please, calm down.. this is a standard form of interrogation, and I just need to see your smartphone and make a clear retinal scan for the Corporation's file databases...
>by reading all of this, you agree to our conditions and terms, sucker

>>151693400
Oh and NONE of them said McDavid which I thought was kinda interesting

>>151693411
well, I'm concerned... for public safety, and also what brand you're buying? Are people still drinking IPAs?

>>151693012
Always Faithful

The Flames burn bright beneath the dome, A fiery test in their Canadian home. May Allah's grace watch over their play, Guiding each shot, each save, every day. From rink to prayer, may strength be found.

ALLAH BLESS THE FLAMES

>>151693543
flameschads are budists tho, thats why flameshaters dont understand us

>>151693451
nah zoomers dont drink IPAs

>>151693543
That was beautiful
>>151693567
/hoc/ is syncretic at its base
>>151693570
so just fentanyl? Neat

sometimes i put a finger in my ass and think of my uncle
go flames!

Everyone be kind tonight please

>>151693667
i'm mtf btw

Welcome to /hoc/!

Please no politics, religion, or other controversial topics that might divide us. This is a place where we can come together through our common love of hockey and being human. That said, this is also an LGBTQ+ safe zone. Love wins here! This is one of the most welcoming, accepting, loving, generous, and friendly communities on 4channel... Don't be shy... Say hi!!!

>>151693689
Hi!

we're live
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9kgwm8CCn4

>>151693570
My brothers wife does

>>151693702
thanks

>>151693724
I love IPAs and brew my own at home

will john tavares score his 500th goal tonight?

>>151693689
Hi :)

>>151693790
No

>>151693783
Ink sipping one right now. Pelican. I highly recommend.

>>151693846
I’m*

why are teen boys these days so lewd?

>>151693846
west coast? they have like, six iterations of IPA at Pelican

>>151693873
please calm down before posting

How did birds learn to brew beer?

>>151693667
I know a true flames fan when I see one

>>151693893
seems to be endemic

Everyone be loud and cheer for our Jackies!

my espn page keeps bugging out it only says there's one game

>>151693987
Ted is watching in heaven :)

>>151693932
Oh no

>every team played last night so everyone is hockey'd out so noone is talking about hockey but everyone was just watching baseball anyway
FUCKING BRILLIANT GARY... YOU'RE SO GENIUS

>>151694044
he deserves a raise

Flames beat the >rags

>>151694141
and then what happened?

>>151693878
straightest canadians

>>151693878
>under 14s
why did the complainants join a shota sexual assault league team if they didn't want shotas to be sexually assaulting them?

leafs are so bad

>>151694148
smoked some dude

should be a goal or clearly a penalty for hand on the puck in crease.

>>151693879
Hazy. I also recommend Tropical pelican (harder to find but the best) and whatever the orange cans are like original I guess. Hazy and tropical and very smooth and mellow for IPAs tho

that was a goal actually

>>151694217
And what was his name?
>you know what? never mind, I'm sorry I asked

>>151694229
Nice, that's my favorite, in fact.. nice selection

>>151694233
There was a sliver of the puck on the line sadly

>>151694254
gary's very precise

>>151694229
>8.7%
>on a wednesday

johnathon tavares
what ever happened there?

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sillinger!

>>151694251
Thank ya
>>151694268
It’s been a long day

is onhockeytv dead?

>>151694276
we don't talk about him here

primeau kek!

>>151694291
shore'n'begora, Paddy

>>151694291
for tonight anyways
steameasta app

>>151694291
Gary's retribution for last nights mediocre ratings

my hawkies

Gary here. I'm cutting you fags off.

Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-Raheem

O Allah, Lord of Strength and Victory, we humbly ask for Your grace upon our Calgary Flames.

Is it ok if I make a >laffs post?

>>151694464
Yes, it is very fashionable this time of year

Camera down!

nelly furtado

wheres the puck

>>151694464
now it is
>laff2

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Werenski!

>that huge mario celebrating the goal
>laff2

>>151694586
Can I make a >laff2 post?

>>151694565
I'm like a bird

crazy how all these guys fucking SUCK
Current roster
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Updated October 23, 2025[309][310]

No. Nat Player Pos S/G Age Acquired Birthplace
2 Canada Simon Benoit D L 27 2023 Laval, Quebec
79 Canada Sammy Blais LW L 29 2025 Montmagny, Quebec
25 United States Brandon Carlo D R 28 2025 Colorado Springs, Colorado
53 Canada Easton Cowan RW L 20 2023 Mount Brydges, Ontario
11 Canada Max Domi LW L 30 2023 Winnipeg, Manitoba
95 Sweden Oliver Ekman-Larsson D L 34 2024 Karlskrona, Sweden
19 Sweden Calle Jarnkrok RW R 34 2022 Gavle, Sweden
81 United States Dakota Joshua C L 29 2025 Dearborn, Michigan
23 United States Matthew Knies LW L 23 2021 Phoenix, Arizona
24 Canada Scott Laughton Injured Reserve C L 31 2025 Oakville, Ontario
18 Canada Steven Lorentz C L 29 2024 Kitchener, Ontario
63 Finland Matias Maccelli LW L 25 2025 Turku, Finland
34 United States Auston Matthews (C) C L 28 2016 San Ramon, California
22 United States Jake McCabe D L 32 2023 Eau Claire, Wisconsin
74 Canada Bobby McMann C L 29 2022 Wainwright, Alberta
36 United States Dakota Mermis D L 31 2025 Alton, Illinois
51 Canada Philippe Myers D R 28 2024 Moncton, New Brunswick
88 Sweden William Nylander RW R 29 2014 Calgary, Alberta
30 United States Cayden Primeau G L 26 2025 Farmington Hills, Michigan
44 Canada Morgan Rielly (A) D L 31 2012 West Vancouver, British Columbia
83 Canada Marshall Rifai Injured Reserve D L 27 2023 Beaconsfield, Quebec
89 United States Nicholas Robertson LW L 24 2019 Arcadia, California
55 Canada Nicolas Roy C R 28 2025 Amos, Quebec
41 United States Anthony Stolarz G L 31 2024 Edison, New Jersey
8 Canada Christopher Tanev Injured Reserve D R 35 2024 East York, Ontario
91 Canada John Tavares (A) C L 35 2018 Mississauga, Ontario
60 United States Joseph Woll Injured Reserve G L 27 2016 Dardenne Prairie, Missouri

My Jackie’s are ELITE

>>151694639
Calm down .they are playing a team that almost lost to the flames

Saw this on TikTok thought Copey would appreciate it

>>151694639
Mine too!

Satan owns flims. Now >our jackies prosper for obeying the Lord.

>>151694671
Atleast their biggest problem Mitch Marner is gone though. Damn he's getting a good amount of points on his new team though. So strange.

>>151694695
>JUST BECAUSE YOU WENT THROUGH A FAIR TRIAL SYSTEM OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT PROVED THAT YOU AREN'T GUILTY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE INNOCENT!
this is why I never have sex

>>151694859
if you don't have sex you at all end up like trb

>>151694859
Don’t worry I took care of it. Called her fat in the comment section and everything

>>151694980
You're a good man anon. Feminists are horrible people

>>151694859
yes, that is how legal systems work. found not guilty has never meant innocent. it only means the jury or judge/s thought the evidence didn't rise to the criminal standard of no other logical explanation.

>>151695027
>found not guilty has never meant innocent.
In America the presumption is always innocence until proven guilty so yes they were effectively found innocent by the end of the trial.

Please don't laugh at my Jackies powerplay guys

>>151695085
that's not how it works, and i was describing the american standard, which is identical to most other standards used in western legal systems anyway.
a presumption of innocence doesn't mean you're innocent if you don't get convicted of something, it means the law does not put the onus on the defendent to prove innocence but on the prosecution to prove guilt. it's there to avoid the state going after people with spurious charges that are difficult to disprove. the presumption says nothing about whether or not someone actually did something.

I'm gonna presooooom

For me? It's believing all men

>>151695239
please be sure to use a lawyer for protection when you presume, even if you're by yourself.

>>151695132
Don't worry, the laffs powerplay is actually worse than yours. There's no shame.

>>151695301
I guess our PP isn't quite as bad as I thought. Our PK is VERY bad though

>>151695223
>that's not how it works
It literally is. Everything else is COPE for you not agreeing with the outcome. Boohoo. Anyways moving on.

>>151695423
no, it literally isn't you retard. if it did work the way you're pretending, it would be impossible to have civil claims over the same matter have different results. courts don't determine innocence.

>only one game today
>it's just the laffs losing
what the fuck is their problem

idk about you guys but i think paralegal bruce won this one

>>151695466
They do actually. Civil court is meaningless and the burden of proof is not nearly the same
>dumbass Aussie telling me about my country

>losing an argument to an Australian
kwab

>>151695646
he knows more about it than you do fucktard

>>151695646
Would take the Aussie over a raped bitch such as yourself any day of the week

Why arent you geeks watching baseball

>>151695767
i am watching it, and watching trb get btfo by an aussie in between innings

That looks like a high stick desu

>>151695646
No kidding the standard isn't the same. But if courts determined innocence then this wouldn't matter, because winning a criminal case would mean the civil standard was irrelevant, not that you had to fight a new case afterward with a lower standard of proof and could still lose. You evidently don't remember the OJ situation, where he was found not guilty and then lost in civil court.

>>151695681
>>151695692
>>151695759
I get your desire to defend your VPN personality but it’s an embarrassing look to anyone that actually managed to graduate.

>>151695813
meant for >>151695646

>>151695646
shut up bitch also cocks out for ted

>>151695808
By your logic, an accusation IS a conviction no matter the standard of proof or exoneration that comes from a trial. No pun intended but you’re a kangaroo courter.

>>151695813
you genuinely are a retard, now go back to spamming about scoreless draws

/hoc/ - Law and Baseball

>>151695832
>>151695852
It’s just you and me here, bud. You can drop the act.

>>151695840
>by your logic [thing that is not implied anywhere]
uh huh
go ahead and quote the relevant text you're pretending means what you say.

Dustin wolfs girlfriend has a tiktok and she’s a single mom blud is raising another man’s kid.

bud was not found guilty for the rape of trb but we all know he did it

>>151695911
being a cuck is a legal requirement for living in calgary

What if I don't want to protect Ontario?

>>151695892
>But if courts determined innocence then this wouldn't matter, because winning a criminal case would mean the civil standard was irrelevant
It IS when it pertains to criminal charges because it means it failed to meet the burden of proof and is now presented with a much lower standard to a jury that can issue a verdict without total agreement for punitive damages. Nobody takes civil verdicts seriously unless they got assblasted by the result of the preceding trial.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Provorov!

>>151695946
Proves nothing. And since I accused you you’re already guilty sorry you can’t ever clear your name samefag.

>>151695939
What would he be guilty of? Enjoying a succulent burrito meal?

Will you idiots stop debating law with trb

>>151694779
no one thought marner was a bad player. but things needed to change for better or worse

Are the Laffs making playoffs this year

my blooj ackets :)

>>151696044
wild card lock

>>151696059
what about em

Is Cale Makar expected to hit free agency next season, or are the Avs expected to get something done?

>>151696043
I guess for worse then since he left. Smart though. Guys like Matthews and McDavid could learn a thing or two

>>151696006
it looks like you're now trying to argue what i already told you and pretend it means the opposite.
the whole point is that a verdict is not a determination of truth.

>>151696138
well he's not gonna hit free agency next season because his current contract goes through the end of next season

reaaaally embarrassing day to be a laffs fan

>>151696105
they haven't been giving up 4+ goals per game yet

>>151696203
They beat the flames yesterday bud

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sillinger again!

Provorov here. I don't like fags and laffs are fags

Varsho triple

>>151696194
Fuck. I googled 2026 NHL free agents and he came up on the Spotrac list. Weird.

>laffs

also my jackies :)

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Fabbro!

I think the Blue Jays success is inversely proportional to the laffs success.

>>151696187
>the truth is whatever I decide okay?????!!!
Then why even have trials, dumbshit?

Blue jackets are going nowhere lol.

>>151696453
who are you quoting? it looks like yourself since you were the one going around lying about what court verdicts mean.

Also, why is Cayden "Too good for AHL, too mediocre for NHL" Primeau still in net?

Now that the dust has settled, why were laffs the NHL's worst team this season?

>SN replay spent more time on lorentz's bruised pussy than the goal
kwab

>>151696470
They're a playoff team

>shipping 5 to columbus
holy

maybe primeau was on waivers for a reason, i don't know

>my Bolts are back
yay!

weird seeing merzlikins actually be decent this year for once

>>151696554
The tandem with Greaves has been good for him

>>151696532
unlike my ded wongs

>>151696325
gotta use puckpedia for that sort of thing

avs are gonna have like $30m to resign him so he's not going anywhere unless he really wants to go lose at home in calgary

>>151696242
OMG THEY BEAT THE FLAMES? THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WELL HOLY SHIT THE LAFFS ARE AMAZING

just passing through to drop a
>laffs
LMAO

>>151696569
didn't expect it to make so much of a difference, he was fucking awful last season, especially the entire last month

the laffs won more recently than trb

>>151696612
sorry you aren't a winner

>>151696609
He was still sad about Johnny then

The city of Toronto must be so depressed tonight. This hockey game must really be killing their mood.

thingken bout johnny :(

why do try hard fags that use punctuation always post the shittiest posts

You know i get that it's the
>laffs
and all but couldn't they atleast give us a decent game since it's the only one on tonight?
How do you get your ass handed to you by CBJ?

>>151696689
I use em dashes because I am a human ChatGPT

holy shit it's only the second

>>151696609
The hot start to this season could just be a fluke. He's had some good streaks over the past few years but hasn't put together a good full season since he was a rookie

>>151696686
Bro shouldn't have ridden a bike down an unlit country road after dark.

when does the next game start?

>>151696788
according to my time zone calculations, yesterday

stay scared m8

>>151696788
21hr 29min from now.

Baseball game is boring. How are my Leafs doing?

>>151696848
they're strategically on track to avoid getting knocked out in the first round by the panthers in wc2

Carne Asada is back at Chipotle

Ted is beaming somewhere right now

>>151696788
Turn based hockey is on right now

Cole sillinger is getting his revenge on canada after tate mcrae broke up with him

>>151696998
I hope he gets his hat trick

[sad news]
my local stadium doesn't sell pretzels anymore

>>151697146
That's too bad anon. Do they have anything else that's good?

>>151697146
that is sad. what about hot dogs?

>>151697146
that is sad

>>151697146
Does your local stadium have a state sponsored suicide chamber?

>>151697194
more importantly does it have urinal troughs?

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Olivier!

>>151697179
yea
they're $2 each for wednesday games

6 to fucking 1
>laffs

Sammy Blais never scored for my Rangers :(

>>151697240
>>151697253

>>151692227
You called it anon

>>151697245
that's pretty cheap

>>151692227
are you a wizard?

>>151692227
Are powerball sales already closed tonight?

>>151697290
that's a pizza delivery

>>151697290
Coyle has been a really nice player for my Jackies

>>151697401
he was a solid player on the bruins

>>151697290
laffs should just put a blind guy in net

>6-1

the absolute state

>>151697401
saw that wood had the comeback last game as well and brindley's been great for my avsies
love a good hockey trade

>>151697436
Yeah I was confused why everyone said we overpaid for him. Everyone acted like Wood was a negative asset too and he has 3 goals already

>>151697475
>>151697475
>>151697475
NEW

teds are better this year but still
>LAFFS

>>151697480
Yeah Brindley looked really good in the Avs games I've watched