Thread 151695394

Dern Fight week

>>151695394 (OP)
what if one of them kissed the other lol

>>151695443
What if she slipped and fell and my nose went up her crack haha

>>151695394 (OP)
Thread heemy

jiribjp.tv

Whom has the tighter asshole, Kai kara France or Kai trump?

"the man in the arena steps into the cage and then the cage doors close and you fight your opponent with martial arts and try to win the fight"
-cyril gan

>>151695487
I put my union jack at half-staff for this. RIP little Britnigga.

>>151695470
uh oh stinky! lol!!!

holy fuck they linked up

his fingers were up
legal poke.

>>151695628
Jon broke the number one rule of fazza club, and that's you DO NOT fuck hasbullah in front of the camera

Gane bless

>>151695628
brehs hes legit hard....
what de fuk mayne

>>151695571
he thinks we cant see him

Didn't even notice Jon had a boner until someone put a red circle around it. These doos call Jon gay but keep an eye on his meat at all times.

>>151695756
>>151695673
>>151695628
It's literally his phone in his pocket, you BBC addicted freaks.

Kayla Harrison

is this how yall nigga boners work?
doofies.

question really is? why let the midget near him at all?

Just Aspinall'd my Gane while on the Makhachev

>Jon Jones is gay!
>really?
>Y-yeah, just look at this video I have of him smelling a guy's hair. And this one of him in the pool. And this one of him calling someone 'blue eyes'. A-and this one of him hugging a guy. And this picture of him biting his lip. A-and this one of him putting his pants on. And this one of him with a boner. And this one of him dancing. And this on-

Hasbulla...was raped.

>>151695963
gays usually can spot other gays

>>151696001
me kidney stones

IT'S UP! :eggplant: :fire: :fire:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWWhVO8LFng

>>151696070
BASADO

heh, more like jon "boner" jones
heh

The heavyweight division will always be the hardest division because they hit the hardest, so one lucky shot can knock someone out. Thats why despite being the oldest division, it has the lowest consecutive title defenses of all divisions.

You faggots would have sex with Jon Jones

>Tom Aspinall asks for fight result to be overturned to a NC
bloody hell!

>>151696160
nah that's you

>>151696173
you're joking, right?

>>151696387
this guy released a 1 hour 47 minute youtube video cut with dramatic AI where pajeet doctors just made fun of his eye and he pretended to cry and be blind. Probably 2 hours after being hurt. What's so surprising that he's doing this too?

>>151696411
I assumed he would let up after nothing showed from the exams.

mods forgot ban evading is a bannable offense!

*solves the eyepoke meta*

>>151695963
Ive never seen the blue eyes one. Someone post it

DOCTAH STOPPAGE

>>151696534
what does doo do if doos are across the street with guns?

Maggoty old minge, full of maggots!

genuinely can't tell gooks apart.

>>151696607
this but white people

>>151696607
My brother asked me today if my wife was vietnamese. I was like "Look at her, she's clearly chinese."

has there been a fighter with the nickname Honkey Kong?

im hungry, and scared

guess keith petersons day job

spoiler below
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______________
diesel mechanic

Why are you guys so vitriolic towards each other?

red sprite with a half assed joint rn

>>151695437
Imagine creampieing Dana.

got a copper press for my ice no going back

>>151696920
What does this devilishly smug looking young gentleman know?

>>151696881
why is gane making that scary face :( kinda scaring me

*searches up copper press*
ahh yeah cool stuff b

say Jon Jones in spanish

Tom orb status?

*plugs nose*
Ehhhhh
*mouth breathes*
SHON SHONES

>>151697002
That every foul is premeditated and deliberate.
>>151697172
Juan Juanes.

nigga said doo do

Spammy has absolutely fucking RUINED this general.

Mayhem Miller says Gane was winning.

pretty sure Bisping said it took a while after the Vitor fight for his eye to completely fail.
if Aspinalls issue persists then, granted he hasn't lost his eye, we'll probably see the rematch next year.

apparently themba fought hurt last time. doctors said its up to him and hes like hes finna fight

>>151697824
wow. that's incredible.

levels

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6fq0ZT42mI
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

tom bros what did jon jones mean by this

>>151698177
he really does hate women

>>151698253
how can you tell the gender of the horse?

>>151698258
NOOOOO

>>151698299
the mane, but thats besides the point.

>>151698299
The balls

Guru sisters are NOT happy.

Tom is an horse

>>151698455
this nigga pays women to hang out with him

you're telling me this is legal but an eyelid tickle isn't? who writes this shit?

Salkild heems Paddy

heeminder this was deemed unintentional

Fatty Plumppett bros...

>>151698767
this was the first time Chris ever cheated so it clearly wasn't intentional

>>151697991
Lmao

>>151698455
There might be one or two things that slightly distract from the eye patch trolling.

>>151698455
I've been posting nonstop about tomala being a sissy but this zesty duck letting him live in his head rent free still is pathetic
Desperately need new life in the HWs

Just farted myself revved

When I see this I just start throwing and people get hurt.

how does gane maintain his vibrant golden color? can i be that color?

>>151698455
Once I saw the faggy pink outfit I knew it was that ukie jew

diaper tom go poo poo dipey help me papa andy

all these dudes saying they wouldn't quit after an eyepoke are ripe for an eyepoke in their next fights and if they refuse to continue after I touch their brains they're pussies, I like the new meta.

>>151699599
umm yeah we don't post selfies here bro

I regret to inform, that Tom...still cannot see.

>>151699599
BOILED that piggy freak alive!

>>151699703
we post selfies here and I gotta say....nice

Il était une fois, plusieurs fois, ma mère a couché avec un homme noir et a eu un bébé. C'est une chose que faisaient les femmes blanches dans les années 80. Le bon vieux temps, vraiment. Ce bébé est devenu un combattant professionnel. Ces gènes noirs légendaires brillent avec force. Si tout cela pose un problème... vous savez où est la porte.

>>151698455
somehow is a bigger bitch than tom "got the hurtsies in me peepers" aspinall

>>151699739
I wish I got to hang out with team punishment at big bear and play guitars hero with the man himself, TITO BAD BOY

to see or not to see..

>lil bro is acting like Jones didn't rape Gayne in 2 minutes
settle down, frog cuck.

Will it ever stop? Yo, I dont know. Turn off the lights, and I glow.

jones refused to fight a pussy like tom aspinall who gets destroyed by cereal gain
he refused 30 millions and retired cause he was scared of le "me fooken eye" nigga who gassed out 3 minutes into his fight

>>151699891
Godne was paid to take a dive btw

>>151700037
Yep, afraid so buddy. Afraid so.

>ANDY I STILL CAN'T BLOODY SEE
>Tom you still have your eye cove-
>I CAN'T SEE OUT OF ME PEEPIN ORB!!! ME PEEPERS DOESN'T WORK

>>151699891
Just imagine what Jones would've done then.

Yeah no shit Jones raped Gane. He loves fucking men!

>>151695394 (OP)
First time here; why the hate towards Khabib?

>only updates on tom's eye are from his dad
Watch there be zero actual damage.

>>151700094
overrated bum who retired early and his 3 best wins are retards who can't grapple
Khabib wouldn't be champ in the current lightweight division

Name a fighter that could beat prime Khabib.

>>151700094
the dahmer of dagestan

>>151700316
Goku

on the latest episode of Road To My Eyes with Tom Aspinall he's visiting a fourth doctor to get another opinion

>>151700316
Full camp Al Iaquinta.

aaah me FOOKIN clitornis

cso

Ciryl Gane is half white half nigger

>>151700463
Yin yang...pentu butter and jelly...wabi and sabi....

What is dis diddy blud doing in the calculator? Is blud Einstein?

Doctor told me my sugar was high. I said naw cuz she been sober all year by the grace of God.

I CANT SEE

>>151700572
This better be an song lyric or Im garbbing your dick and twisting it

ganebros..

Ciryl Gane's dad is white

Deadly, when I hear a dope melody. Anything less than the best is a felony.

oh me son, me little gollum son

>>151695394 (OP)
i always like the polite handshakes at the end

>>151700767
His dad is black as 2am.

Y'all aren't gonna believe how many of my eggs I can fit into just this one basket.

Nah those books are shit, just look at their cover.

All you need is The Bible.

Just bought the perfect house to hurl stones at my neighbors from, I can see everything because it's all glass.

party rock is in the house tonight

>>151700316
Daruish would maul that freak

>>151701095
Nah fuck that !
>>151701108
Lets go for that !

you now remember the UFC heavyweight division

>>151701214
Is he your friend ?

>Nah fuck that!
Nah fuck THAT.

>>151701288
Nah fuck that !

Theres something about jerking off your buddy that makes you feel so good

Jon still loses to Tom. A fact you have to contend with. Jones couldnt even move out the way of Stipe's slow ass punches. Jones would get crushed in 1.

Had to ghost a lifelong friend. He kept getting this goofy ass smile while jerking my meng.

Sneed??

Chuck?!

Gane turned the coward of manchester into a believer once he got sparked by that masterclass

Aspinall vs Gane 2 should take place in USA. Neutral territory

>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>meets with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Tom's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>among other things, claims the fight should've ended in disqualification of an honorable man he just robbed
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels turn on him, including current and former fighters
There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions, even McGregor had it better after losing to Khabitch
His only chance to redeem himself at this point is to gouge his eyes out Oedipus-style to prove the damage was actually serious and win the rematch in 15 seconds or less anyway.

The coward of manchester
The rodent of baskerville
The sniveler of Elm street
ass pinal

I thought Miocic had done worse but at least he showed heart, all those elbows he took and he didn't quit in the first round and landed some punches and had Jones running sometimes. Not bad for a 42 year old and after 3 years and 7 months without fighting.

https://youtu.be/_BQHIqY_TRc?si=r5-azxjbzRIyhjMx

>>151701421
U fucken queer! War Joe Pyfer!

PICO POWER

Ass pain anal sisters... Other fighters just keep mocking us...

>Tom's vision will be slightly worse during the rematch
>won't see Gane's spinning high kick
Gane really is that smart

Tom Aspinall goes to therapy to confirm he has ptsd from the eyepokes episode 41

>>151701779
The real winner in all of this is GODlovich

breaking news : toms father has found a new doctor who will hopefully find out what is wrong with toms eye (s) after he was cleared for the tenth time but diagnosed with a severe case of bullshititis
video tomorrow on tom aspinalls official youtube

it's crazy how tom won the story so hard that he retired both jones and gane in a single fight

>>151701847
Pavlovich actually weighed in on this too, he said Tom broke psychologically, absolutely based

Alexander Volkov has a legit chance of being Heavyweight champion

Tom Español

>>151701899
Do you see him winning against Gane that is faster and more technical?

>>151701949
Gane won't get a title shot next after that. He doesn't have to beat Gane to become champion.

Gane is the key to all of this

just dropped a Tom in the Dagestan

Cowards don't belong in the ring

>>151701962
Pavlovich also looks faster. Jones, Pereira, Aspinall won 2 times against him,

>>151701855
They already got a referral on monday so they have spent all week finding a dr patel willing and able

>>151701596
Excellent pasta

Sex with Dern

According to polls Aspinall is well on his way to win the KWABOTY

>>151702135
KWABOAT I do declare

>>151701596
TRVKE

>>151701847
Pavlovich wins the rematch.

>>151701596
the gane curse is inescapable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfxuU9u9Lv8

its up

Thomas "tom" aspinall tricked pav with the never before seen pre fight forward facing shoulder rub so the TKO really should not count
>>151702196
Talmbout

>>151701596
Unironically zero lies detected

>>151702223
Joey has been on a roll recently, absolutely based
CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH

Jacuzzi jacuzzi

>gane threw away the title fight because he couldn't help himself cheating
>tom kept the belt
>tom got a huge payday for a few minutes in the ring
>jon jones still retired like a cuck

khabib recounts his childhood experience of fighting a baby bear
the bear was biting him, so he complained to his father
his father simply replied... "bite him back"

Shakira Shakira

>>151702279
Keep telling yourself that b, innocent people make 1,5 hour long mini series to prove their innocence

>>151702289
Was finna post that but the greentext needed sorting out

Did it deserve an Oscar? I think not, it insists upon itself.

HE. COULDN'T. HECKING. SEE!

>>151696070
that waterless curry looks delicious

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK gurutrannies hyped up this UGLY FREAK for years and xhe couldn't even figure out the most 1 dimensional fighter on the roster who Jones simulated before the fight

Tardspinal thought xhe could just make vlogs with le Eddie Hall and run thru Gane. what a RETARDED FREAK!

yeah of course tom was blind,,, blind to the truth

>>151702293
toms just a vlogger, spent just as much time prior to the fight making videos too
meanwhile some posters here have spent hours having a mental breakdown since the fight
no doubt jon jones will unretire and save the division thoughever. there's no way he'd be a coward and just continue to post on xitter

Gane has entered new heights

Nigger

Nigger

>>151702389
>>151702380
you can't talk about your mom's boyfriend like that.

Gane said the eye poke was unintentional, this clears everything.

>>151702392
nigger

BREAKING NEWS: Tom Aspinall has stubbed his toe citing poor vision as the primary cause.

Those 2 videos on the Tom Aspinall channel got 2 million views. It’s time for him to become a full time YouTuber, the vlogs for the next Gane fight will do good numbers as well and he’s got at least one more title fight. Ultimately it makes sense when you get jewed by the ufc

>>151702395
>dirtiest fighter
>Nickname is "Good kid"
Gane isn't appreciated enough as the Evil Chad he is

>>151702395
Would a bon gamin lie? Exactly.

I'm not proud of it. But I filled a bussy earlier.

>>151702416
same time next week b?

>>151702423
We don't know how beat up Jon's balls were

Good morning! And it IS a good morning for Tom Aspinall is STILL our UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World.

>>151702431
yeah mate stall #3

saw cp again its till up if you want to look at it

>>151702374
Gurucels have been here rage spamming about the koraani since saturday get your head out of your asshole and stop coping about jones who btw isn't gane or tom

Tom is going to set the record for longest time as champ without a defense

Tom has to go to a new gym if he wants to improve. Like AKA

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcFgF0Rxn0c

>>151702462
*without a title win

Tom Assburgers cried because he was being booed.

>>151702468
>>151702462
and btw the record to beat is 660 days set by Poobert Rapedtaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dunuylUuts&feature=youtu.be
you now remember dan "the hangman" hooker

>>151702484
Dan will be the next champion at Lightweight. His reach will cause problems for Illa.

>>151702484
Not really, no

>>151702496
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not but I agree he should beat him. Beating arman though...

>>151695656
Need it or keep it?

>>151702524
Arman lost to Gamrot. Possibly the most overrated fighter around.

>>151702546
an entirely different kind of fight that isn't even worth comparing

Tom has the hw title he's officially the baddest man on the planet.
If he doesn't want to continue or defend he doesn't have to.

The UFC stripping 3 hw title holders in a row would look great for their brand.

I think we should come back to this next year.

>>151702317
>Checks to see if anyone's looking with his right eye
>Gets caught
>Tries to save it with a delayed wince
>Puts towel on the other eye
LMAO

my cute wife fights tomorrow

>>151702713
Daamn

>>151702685
Ngannou and Jones vacated the belt they weren't stripped. Tom should be stripped of the belt.

He never fought for undisputed. He was just proclaimed it after more than a year of sitting on his ass. He retired from the Gane fight which should officially be a loss on his record and the loss of the title he shouldn't be holding in the first place. He's had more favouritism from the UFC brass than any fighter in the history of the competition whilst always shitting on the company and being one of the most inactive fighters on the roster. If anyone should be stripped it should be Tom.

He's an overgrown toddler with mental health problems I'm sure he's a nightmare for the UFC brass and staff to deal with.

>>151702713
Cute boy.

>>151702746
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/international-sports/tom-aspinalls-father-sparks-suspicion-and-hints-at-hidden-truth-after-ufc-321-eye-poke-controversy/articleshow/124919432.cms

>>151702746
>Ngannou and Jones vacated the belt they weren't stripped.
No, Ngannou was stripped. It was the UFC's decision to terminate his contract.
>He never fought for undisputed. He was just proclaimed it after more than a year of sitting on his ass.
Both of those things happened because the champion refused to fight.
>He retired from the Gane fight which should officially be a loss on his record
Okay so if you foul someone and they can't continue you win the fight? That's genius.

everything else is just low IQ rambling, which altogether indicates you must be some breed of seething brownoid. Try harder next time.

She's ran through dawg

AI predicted this brazza u no dis

Gane quit by cheating

Gamechanger

Dillashaw and King Green say Aspinall secured the bag and quit

I predicted all of this. The end times are here.

Piggy unironically has the best takes in mma right now. He's always right. Not driven by emotions or bias.

Your eye's a towel

>>151702756
dont say that

>>151702830
Absolutely, I respect him a lot for being such a fair guy in a sport filled with rightoid chuds. He always shows grace to all fighters regardless of their background, religion or ethnicity

I can't stop buying clothes like a fucking faggot

>>151702830
Who?

>>151702814
Based Dana sneaking in a couple of punches

Dana was right about Francis and he's right about Tom

>>151702830
>Not driven by emotions or bias.

even he would say you’re bullshitting about that

>>151702870
Dana just does what's best for business. That's why you gotta respect him even if you disagree. You know it's coming from the right place.

>>151702870
He's is alos right about Jon Jones (he's the GOAT)

>>151702406
I've never heard anyone ever accuse Gane of being a dirty fighter before his fight against Tom happened, it's such bullshit. He never cheats and sometimes accidents just happen. I'd never accuse Gane of "cheating" against Jon Jones even though he kicked Jon in the balls. It was just an accident, that's it

>>151702903
What Chimaev would've done to DDP if UFC didn't have faggot rules

>>151702933
Him constantly hitting people to the back of the head was a talking point a while ago.

kek khamzat got fingered by DDP and seemed to like it

>>151702903
Jesus

>>151702903
Someone send this to dana

>>151701890
where can i see this

>>151702944
they turned their faces away from him

>>151702756
shush

>>151703030
Google my nigga, he said it on Russian TV

https://www.telecomasia.net/news/mma/aspinall-broke-down-mentally-pavlovich/

>>151702936
true

Based Pavlovich

>>151703047
thank you for the link, i had a similar assumption, i feel validated to hear a professional say the same
i think tom will look much better in the rematch if he learns how to setup his strikes and takedowns better
you can mindlessly blitz lesser skilled heavyweights, but as soon as you fight somebody like gane who actually gas footwork, head movement, and positioning awareness, you'll fail
aspinall hopefully learned this lesson, if he studies manny pacquiao's footwork and striking setups he can easily KO gane

>>151703061
man bitchspinall is getting destroyed. Only gurucels and r*dditors taking his side while actual fighters, and the legends of the game dennounce him as a quitter

i've been eating more vegetables lately to make my poo less sticky, easier to wipe
it has been working well

*ccrack* *sip*

Levar "Big" Johnson, now there was a heavyweight banger

Tomala in critical condition, might not make it.

>>151703061
basically every fighter who commented on the incident regardless of their color and nationality said that tom quit
the only people who are still defending tom are reddit, guru, netanyahu and ariel which says a lot

GANE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP THIS IS INSANE

>kills fatselum's spirit
>bullies the fuck out of burns
>permanently buck breaks peon
>is about to absolutely molest the most overrated prawlspect at 170
yeah, i'm thinking this hideous mick bastard is extremely based

I matched with a pro women mma fighter what do I do

>>151703175
take her out and then throw a naked calf kick and see if she tries to counter heem you or not

The path to tom beating Jon is for him to accept that Jon is levels and the only one that can train tom to beat gane

Tom is softer than baby shit.

>>151703170
Heemed by Belal

>>151703233
real ones know that was a fake stoppage to appease the muslamics

>>151702903
>one
>MILLION
>B A A A A A A H T

>>151702758
>Times of India
No surprises the Indians are publishing Creepy Andy Aspinall's delusional rants.

>He said fighters should be trained to keep fingers closed while defending
Watch Tom's fights. He has his fingers out and he trained him. Creepy Andy is a hypocrite and a liar.

Pedo Andy is a monster

>>151695394 (OP)
I dont know this sport well, but why is a dude allowed to fight a women? Doesn't seem fair

>>151702007
Tom is setting up the excuses so he can have another 15 month lay off.

>>151700197
It's funny that retiring early and not having enough fights is in most people's eyes the biggest stain on Khabib's career and prevents him from being considered a GOAT. But at the frequency that Tommy fights he will likely never have as many fights as Khabib. Still Gurucels talk about Tom like he's already a GOAT.

>>151697103
Non non non, mon ami. Having France in his name doesn't make him Bon Gamin

yo mmaguru you fat piece of shit stop gargling Tom's dick galaxy throat style b it's not a good look and the way you pronounce aspinall makes me feel u have homo feelings towards him just sayin

Chamberlain
Savile
Aspinall

>>151703061
I hope Big Pav can get another shot at the title, he needs to kick more though, he was unironically more well rounded Pre-UFC when he was actually mixing in takedowns and kicks and not just being a one-dimensional boxer.

call me chris ;) chris with the rizz ahaha

Call me rizz :Dd rizz with the chris ahaha

>>151703077
B-but Tom got illegally struck it's heckin against the rules

>>151703474
This is what I assume the scottish bongstein looks like

>>151703061
Based Pav. Tomala was looking at the clock well before the oye poke happened, he was already looking for ways to escape the bout.

>>151703420
He is exactly how a heavyweight should be and has the personality of a gane, fun and jovial, I didn't like the bitchout after volkov though the fight itself was peak hunter weaselry

>>151703480
does his team even have a backup plan for if him bumrushing opponents within 2 minutes doesnt work

OI ELLOOO THERE JUST WANNA GIVE A BLOODY MASSIVE SHOUT OUT TO ME MATE GANE ABSOLUTE LEGEND PROPER BLOKE INNIT! SEE YA AT THE TOP CHAMP LET’S AVE IT!!!

>>151703492
Well per sources (reddit and some youtuber) aspinall is a real threat and a talented all rounder so time will tell (he is shit)

Had a tough match on chess.com this morning. I was two pieces down and although not impossible for me to win I felt like the battle was getting more and more uphill. Although I was too prideful to resign I started to subconsciously wish for a way out of the match. Thankfully my opponent’s internet connection went bad and he disconnected from the match and I no longer had to find out whether or not he would have beaten me.

I am Tomala of chess braza

>>151703509
kek

is winning fights in the UFC heavyweight division really that impressive if valter walker has 4 first round heel hook submission victories in a row
i feel like that's only possible against guys who don't really know what they're doing
if you're a big guy who's even remotely humble i feel like you enter the top 15 with just a few years of training

Where's me fookin dumbbell dee, yeh?

Merab has done more this year than Khabib did in his whole UFC career

>>151703559
Poosada killed the heavyweight division, it used to be the prestigious division with several stars, but since people stopped being able to roid, bulk up and turn themselves into ubermensches , the only people who are naturally in the weight class anymore are just fat undisciplined middleweights and a couple naturally big guys people like Gane and Tom who just bully them with ease. But the talent is just so low. Ubereem was never championship material in the old days but he was an elite kickboxer and would decapitate the entire current division if he got time traveled into today’s division.

LHW had the same fall off. Used to be THE division now it’s just Pereira and Jiri heeming journeymen. Let every weight class over welterweight roid and use IVs with impunity i say

ME EYE ! OI CAN'T SEE !! ME VIEWING GLOBE DOESN'T WORK MATE ! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME PEEPERS ?!

Aspinall won the post fight publicity of the fight and therefore the fight

>>151703061
Pavlovich needs to have another go in the title race.

>>151703707
>GODne is a beloved household name, nobody has to research him, everyone is familiar with his classic bouts
>No one knows who the fuck Tom is, everyone has to pull out their phone during the card and look him up and see what good wins he has

>>151703684
Mid 2010s aside, HW has always been an absolute shitshow. Don't think that's too much of an USADA issue.

Aspinall will never be great, all greats had heart Tom has negative heart, one might even label him as a heartlet

>>151703684
correct. cazzies will never admit this

Has Andy Aspinall broken his silence yet?

>>151703743
The party prince of salford won't shut the fuck up b

>>151703707
that spike is congruent wigh the "Tom Aspinall quit" query makes you think dont it

Khabib never bled

Khabib scams retards with shit coins. Don't hate the playa hate the game!

Team Aspinall are literally controlling media narratives. The damage control is crazy

>>151703838
Crazy eyes motherfucker

Here's an idea. Maybe don't dive your head into your opponents fingers whilst he's managing range?

Ciryl Gane is white.

>>151703838
This all reminds me of when daner's friend won the first time and women went out in minge hats

>>151703838
What a disgrace, I was hating on him just to wind up gurucels and redditors but I'm starting to genuinely despise the kid

>>151703838
>meng gets slightly touched when opponent throws a body kick
>OWWWWWWWIEEEEE MY NUTS I CAN'T CONTINUE STOP THE FIGHT
>very well, you win.
this is what retards like this want the sport to become

>no one believes me son and me video is getting mocked
>oil ask me bald old bong m8 to do a propaganda piece on the tik tok oi will
>no pet can you just rant at the camera all wide eyed and frantic yeah
>champion stuff m8
>unlike me son

>>151703952
They're terrified of having to fight Gane again, they know he's too fast for aspanal. If it was a DQ loss for Gane they could've moved on to the next opponent in Tom's mickey mouse run

>>151703838
The sun has set on the empire I bewail

Andymanap Nurmagospinall

Stop fookin laughin at me stop booin me oi daner im off to box ngubu cant see stop the foight *quits*

>>151703838
You wouldn’t download a car ahh mf.

Loving all the cope from Tom's friends and all the UK people. It was quite literally the closest, most back and forth round ive ever seen. They BOWF landed good shots. Razors edge of a fight that one. Tom looked great in there. Did you see he even threw a spin kick! Bit of blood - happens every fight. Nothing. What a close round. If I HAD to score it I mean maybe Gane was up by a jab or two. But its so close who really knows mate. Gosh Tom looked good mate

Fouls being intentional is what makes them based. True display of will to power.

I’m gonna tell you the truth. K-1 is better.

>>151704039
Factual and high intellect post
>>151704047
This too

>>151703838
>WAAAAAAAH HE SHOULD O' BEEN DISQUOLIFIED MATE ! HE GOT THE HURTSIES IN HIS PEEPERS !! CIRYL SHOULD O' BEEN DISQUOLIFIED SO WE COULD SAY WE FOOKEN WON AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO FOIGHT HIME AGAIN LAD !

>>151703838
Vaxx eyes, many such cases

>>151703838
nigga looks like one of those mossad handlers you get when you say something bad about jews

>>151704115
Any updates on Shavkat?

>>151704125
kid doesnt want to fight im afraid

>>151704170
Sad, I wanted him to take the belt just so he can beat Makhachev, I'm pissed it didn't play out like that

Word is the new White House addition is going to have a special power slap venue Dana just doesn't fucking miss

>>151704037
Retarded mma piggy had the audacity to bring up stats and claim that Gane was only ahead by 2-3 strikes while Tom was hitting guard witch most of his punches and Gane was landing clean

>>151704125
Balls deep in laura sanko if I had to guess

Lots of heems taking place in Sudan lately

>>151704242
What's that

>>151704266
A country in Africa

>>151704269
Does michael chandler know

>>151704281
Probably not. Chandler isn’t caught up on world events.

Heeminder I already solved the equation for tom >>151692744 the ball is now in andy's court

Why is Aspinall so ken to remind people of his small penis? I don't get it.

>>151704290
I will send a DM immediately the people (children) of Saddam need him

>>151703707
it's ciryl not cyril

>>151704297
bappa if I wanted to read a post from yesterday I'd go to /box/

>>151704376
What's that

ciryl gane might just be the goat

>>151704382
check page 8

>>151704395
That general has to be some of the gayest homosexuality I've ever witnessed on my turned on monitor

yo wtf why did hamdy get cut

>>151704451
Because he's a decisionator at heavyweight. Dana would rather pay a can to get crushed than have some fat, sweaty glutton secure 30-27s.

There still has been no official medical report on Tom, just his dad saying "Oh, yeah, it's bad. The doc said it's bad."

Gyaru looks awful

>>151704466
Chris Barnett was crying between rounds. Shorts falling down. Sweating bullets on the walkout. Hamdy is shameful for not getting a finish, who the fuck wants to watch that shit?

>>151696153
You can be black and British.

>>151696173
Isn't it already a NC?

Andy Aspinall is putting Goebbels to shame

>>151696411
Me oi is bollox mate avin a laugh ye dirty ragheads

>>151704567
Thought the card was in canada?

>>151704567
This guy was having none of it. Giggled at Tom's drama routine.

>>151704533
yes via doctor stoppage

imo gane should just go box ngubu. aspinall doesn’t deserve the rematch.

Only 6 more ufc events in the ESPN era. How do you reflect upon this era of ufc?

>>151704499
They seriously kept Barnett?

Why on earth was Andy Aspinall talking about Tom going to boxing? Those manchunians really counted their chickens

>>151704567
>So as a doctor you think it was a good thing he stopped the fight
>Hahahahahah..haha ugh yeah yeah fer sure bapa

>>151704679
Overconfident and delusional about toms boxing capabilities

Hey boss I’m gonna quit this job and make way more money at your competitor, it’s that great

Tom Aspinall. PFL Manchester Chairman

>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Tom was getting pieced up.

Are you freaks still going to be talking about Tom’s eye next week?

>>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
doo doesn't fight

>>151704734
Hands open with fingers pointing up is in the rule book. It would be hard to argue there was intent when its what youre told to do

>>151704737
This is his legacy

I never did care much for tom

>>151704757
Here's who you should care about right now, real american hero Steve Garcia

>>151704757
I know feelink toverisch

>>151704757
>>151704771
You kids don't know the half of it

I'm proud of my son

Cumspinal is a BUM

Kron Grace's local sushi spot named a roll after him. What have you done with your life?

>>151704769
How does he cut so much weight for his height in his 30s

>>151704736
He was getting caught AND dominated

>>151704737
100%, I've been having a blast this this one

>>151699277
the color of an overly smooth mid-afternoon poop after gorging the taco bell breakfast menu

>>151704812
Lying in bed playing ufc 4 and clash of clans. Gym later then I might clean my grotty room. Might not be worthy of a named fast food product but I'm happy... haha.

>>151704734
tom sisters have reached the conclusion that every frame you can see gane's hand open is an intentional eye poke attempt even though tom's hand is also open in many of these exchanges. i don't think we can go down this path.

I've been smiling and randomly laughing all week, people at my job are looking at me like I'm some kind of a retard

>>151702019
hnnng you just know this girl confuses their/there/they’re

Watch it back. Tom is doing the same splayed finger shit as Gane. Difference is Gane was swatting Tom's lead hand as he tried to manage distance. Tom just clashed in head first like a retard on to Gane's fingers. Watch it back

>>151704836
treats in bed?!?!

still jobless

Cumspinal and his family know what happened and so do we. He knows that we know and we know that he knows that we know. We know that he knows that we know that he knows, but everyone is just keeping up the facade and only on the internet are we allowed to say the truth

>>151704813
by not eating and drinking anything

>>151704865
The double champ does what the fuck he wants!

would schaub have bullied you in high school anon?

When is dbx?

>>151704915
I would've chinned him if he tried

>>151704915
Nah b we woulda bonded over our love of fat ass latinas

>>151704915
A million redditors pondered this question and have been methodically dismantling his life ever since

>>151704963
The reddit/schaub dynamic is hilarious. They say he's not funny, he books another stand up tour. They say his podcasts suck, he starts 3 new ones. They say he cheats on his wife, he continues to and his wife is ok with it. It's classic high school betas ineffectively seething at the quarterback.

Which fighters are undefeated in story mode

>>151704915
i would have helped him shove tommy aspinall into a locker

>>151705025
Mark hunt tony ferguson and of course mr jones

Sip uppacuh backhand

Schaub is an ugly brown retard

>>151705065
Monitor my guy

>>151705065
thats a weird relationship to have with your number 2

>>151705065
hey, he isn’t ugly

shitskin sisters, our response???

>>151705112
>trust the experts!

>>151705065
Fuck you faggot bitch. Disrespectfully.

>>151700037
jon jones lost the story the hardest desu

>>151705144
Reminder Henry finished the round.

>>151705144
reddit screencap… le opinion discarded!

>The Topuria bros are not training in the Topturo mansion anymore.
It is over. WE were kicked out by OUR wife Georgina. Now, it is back to the roots for US.

>>151705154
Reddit has way better discussion than this racist shithole

punished ilia will truly decapitate faggy fumbles

Divorced dad Topturo is gonna be a problem!

>>151705172
max fan or volk fan?

>>151705159
I was hoping he cheated on her with another girl.....how could i have been so blind
UNBOYED

>aspinall
>aspie
umm bros?

>>151705163
Thank you for the compliment, nigger

ThomASS ASSpinall (he stinks!)

Two FACTS. Tom was getting pieced up, and Tom quit fighting.

just a few more days of bullying tom aspinall before we can rest during ufc fight night gracias vs obama

>>151705159
My local Muay Thai gym I train at is nicer that this shithole of a facility. Looks like a bac kroom of a random hookah place

>>151705159
ilia recognized that like mcgregor he had gotten too comfortable and it would slowly destroy him. so he tore it all down to be homeless.

>>151705242
For me, it's Waldo/Djito

>>151705243
then why aren’t you ufc champion anon

Love how camo cargo short wearing, greasy haired mma fans became eye specialists overnight

>>151705306
What's wrong with camo cargo shorts ?

in this world, nothing can be certain except gane's greatness and tom's quitting.

>>151705327
Absolutely nothing. They have pockets for various tools, provide camouflage from predators, and are ergodynamic and breathable.

Tom Aspinall fans are just racists.

Always aiming to be a better heemer than yesterday

>>151705360
broken clock

Tom has turned to heroin, and so has his retarded son

Woke up feeling heemspired. What motivates you?

>>151705243
So what? If you choose nice facilities over shitty training facilities but with world class talent, you are either cazzy hobbyist scrub who never intends to fight anyway, or an idiot.

>>151705440
Spite

>>151705431
Can't wait for Aspinall's Jazz album

>>151705440
Knowing that I have control over myself and my actions and that making deliberate steps to becoming a better me is on me and only me and I MUST GET TO WORK

>>151705440
Think I’m gonna break up with my girlfriend and hit them gym

ngannou: erased
jones: disgraced
aspinall: defaced

To muse on the idea that you're such a big star that you're going to go a box right before tanking your stocks is a quintessentially British move. Unironically paddy managed to salvage his reputation after the Gordon right. Because he turned heel and for a while swore blindly he pieced Jared up

>>151705490
>people could be making ai dua lipa porn and instead they keep doing silly joe rogans

>>151705515
She's not like that

>>151705515
That is not ai. Rogan is just zooted so hard his face changed shape

>>151705490
This is why I only get high at home.

Y'all mind if a white boy catches a vibe?

>>151705549
Pussy

>>151705557
*shrugs*

Nigger

>>151705549
I would not want to be little joey here. He has clearly taken his subconscious to DEEP waters

>>151705563
reddit would never…

>>151705563
foolishness

Why is heem dead? You all got tired of clowning on Reddit Tom?

We
Will
WIN

When will MMA get an Anthony Joshua tier post fight meltdown on the mic. That shit was absolute cinema.

>>151695394 (OP)
made for my bbc

>>151705644
link?

Intel-bong here, they're going to book Tom vs Aspinal for January 2026 in LA

who the fuck is bowman?

>>151705644
Alright I'll bite, who the fuck is that?

>>151705668
HIP HIP

Precision
Power
Perfection

>>151705637
You keep offending posters with your use of the n word

>>151705695
Just link the tweet you read b you don't need a gimmick

>>151705637
Sorry mate I had meetings all day this morning couldn't really bant

Lmao I almost missed it but that horse Jon Jones was riding was wearing an EYE PATCH!!

fat potbelly dirty bulked jiri chins tom and gane on the same night

If I had a gun with one bullet and I was in a room with Nina Drama and The Schmo, I would kill myself since Colby doesn't have a fight booked.

horrifically obese perfectly round steve ergec vs waldo cortes acosta at the white house

>>151705778
This guy?

Jiri is a fucking BUM nigga!

Cheeseburger Jiri gets heemed by Alex, again.

>>151705795
pereira is different
that guy's made of MAHOGANY

>>151705809
People forget man!

>>151705644
Conor after breaking his leg was better

>>151705795
Just how good is Adesanya?

what it do lucas tracy crew

>>151705831
Adesanya got his ass beat multiple times and would've gotten raped if it was on Pereira's home turf of 205, not 185

>>151705831
He beat the GOAT one time.

"I beat that guy one time"

-Adedanya

my bacon bussy queefed me awake playa!

Ronda Rousey: I want to suck Khabib's cock

jerry wins the pentalogy

mma is dead thank dana

>>151705817
Joe LOVES men made of mahogany, it's why he gets so passionate with his calls

Jiri will spend an eternity hungry for the feasts in the halls of Valhalla are for those who survive the battle.

Gane vore rule 34

GODru live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8H0oSwzIg

>sleep
>wake up
>no (You)s

semen slurping thread

>He created chaos!
>Chaos!!!

>>151705937
wdwtch

oops didnt mean to post that

>>151705867
Izzy doesn't have the frame for LHW, not sure why people give him shit for that. He barely cut for MW and still became the GOAT of the division. Lapped that whole shit. Only real loss was Alex which he redeemed.

OOOOOOOOO
UNBELIEVABLE!

>>151705942
Hi bud

>>151705894
Profound

>>151705943
https://youtu.be/4Oavy7VNDCM?si=f8yIUyIGyTj7ngJV

>>151705992
>>151705992
>>151705992

>>151705976
That's pretty good ai

>>151705978
Thanks, friend.
See you next thread!