Thread 151699532

wednesday (29/10)
>COL1 (UTC-5)
NOW! | Millonarios x Once Caldas

thursday (30/10)
>LIBERTADORES
21:30 | Palmeiras x LDU
>SUDAMERICANA
19:00 | CA Lanús x Universidad de Chile
>COL1 (UTC-5)
18:00/16:00 | Unión Magdalena x Deportes Tolima
20:10/18:10 | Boyacá Chicó FC x América de Cali
22:20/20:20 | Llaneros FC x Atlético Nacional


Previous: >>151695492

Schedule: https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

flamengo and anime

racing is so shit holy shit

Anime

>>151699589
yes

Anyone else lowkey knows theyll never achieve happiness or pleasure

>>151699610
based

>>151699628
i'm not atheist, so no

>>151699589
PASA LA BOLA ZICO FDP

that red to silver was so fucking bullshit

this match had to be fixated. no way they had the ball and all the advantage for basically half the match and still couldn't score...

I could kiss rossi on the mouth right now. I never loved an argie so much. Someone give him brazilian citenship already and call him for the national team.

>>151699589
>flamengo
no
>anime
yes

>>151699585
hope this jew milei no foreskin sucker dies

HOW THE FUCK DID RACING REACHED THE SEMIFINALS

Flamengo has zero brazilero habilidoso in their team

what did they mean by this?

>>151699691
racing has been refballing the whole year
this time they couldn't beat flamengo's macumba magic

>>151699705
Pedro is the best striker brazil has

>>151699715
"""""""""""""""""""""jogada preparadinha"""""""""""""""

Flamengo can't win this title otherwise they become the brazilian team with most libertadores isolated. LDU can't beat them either, only Palmeiras is able to avoid that.

F

>>151699715
i got so so so fucking mad watching this
i curse racing with macumba forever!

>>151699752
Palmeiras reverting a 3-0 disadvantage

san marino is on to something

>>151699701
they got lucky in the draw with penadoy and belez

>>151699751
jej

>>151699738
Good striker =/= habilidoso

>>151699723
>>151699795
I see. what a shit team lmao

>>151699807
pedro is habilidoso though (for current day brazilian players standard)
i don't know why he doesn't get a shot at seleção

>>151699705
>>151699807
For a 9 Pedro has a great footwork, he showed this vs Palmeiras
But if you're talking about a winger dribbling everyone, yeah, they don't

favelados have invaded. abandon thread.

>>151699715
The ultimate corner ruse. You send your GK forward to throw the other team off, then don't do anything while they're confused.

all those ak47's gone, like tears in the rain

>>151699906
but that is EVERY THREAD!

>>151699715
this sums up the game
every player was throwing the responsability to the teammate
they were very nervous, the weight of 6 decades on their shoulders, maybe next time, it's not like they deserve anyway

>O novo penteado de Neymar, com mechas verdes.
why is no one talking about this?

why would you name your team after another sport

Palmeiras and Flamengo are going to win both finals and have a Superfinalissiima Recopa Sudamericana 2025 (counts) match in Qatar btw

>>151699998
>Qatar
MUCHACHOOOS

>>151699987
looks like spray paint

>>151699953
>it's not like they deserve anyway
yeah right... as if flamengo deserves it

O RACING É RIDÌCULO

NAO CONTA

>>151700029
Flamengo played the game unlike Racing, they won fair and square despite being refballed
There's still one game to hatewatch, bro, good luck!

>>151700051
>pre covid tourneys

>>151699995
So you can have a cool badge.

We are al 'anus country anwyay

now what?

>>151699987
hulk's cum

>>151699532 (OP)
this match really sucked ass

>>151700161
We go back talking about women with tattoos

>>151700161
Samsara

why are kukitas like this

every hoe in those jap porn pictures, mags etc, every picture is sooo insanely photoshopped

It's time for you to admit mengão is copeiro
any team would've crumbled today, mengão didn't even flinch, barely suffered
mengão is football royalty, easily penta by the end of the decade

That's how big mengão is looking right now and believe me
IT
WILL
GET
BIGGER
Years of seethe ahead of antis

>>151700378
racing is really really shit though
that last corner was the most retarded thing i've seen in a game

>>151700407
I want to be her newborn son

>>151700407
they are actually perfec
size, shape and all

>>151700407

obvious ai vid

...Did they not have blue or white?

Flamengo is simply the brazilian team that, in history, most eliminated argenchinos

Fuck arbitragem, fuck conmebol, fuck argenchinos ladrones
No Libertadores for you. Suck my cock.

>>151700641
say something nice about rossi

>>151700411
LDU was shit too.. until they raped paucheiras

>won
>still seething

>>151700653
I love Rossi, i want to be impregnated by him.

>>151700679
This but Diniz

>>151700679
this but not really

>>151700661
LDU is nowhere near as shit as Racing
>first place in the group with flamengo
>won fair and square against botafogo, são paulo
>amassated palmeiras

>>151700836
yeah, now you say that. but until paucheira game it was the shittiest team in the universe and it was a huge shame for Flamengo to tie with LDU in la fucking altitude

sad night

>>151700854
what? thats absurd. you are imagining a guy and projecting it onto me

Flamengo might have won the match but they still have to return to their scorched ass city.

>>151700921
But the police just killed 150 gang members so theoretically it's safer than before

brazilians won the match but they're still black so have they won anything in the end?

>>151700980
Boooo get new material

>>151700976
But those are 150 Flamengo fans that won't see O TETRA do Mengao...

people complain about the schizos and clap to the same beans and black hihihi posts every day

>>151701005
it's my signature move

>>151701039
>>151701039
nah, at least 40% were vascaínos

>>151700977
The Bronze Age Mindset, Selective Breeding and the Birth of Philosophy

>>151701050
what people?

>>151701050
No one's clapping though
But yeah this gimmick is really tired
>>151701063
Source?

>>151701111
BBBBasco is really well represented in favelas.

>>151700407
>>151700449
This.
God damn I wanna be her pathetic little cuck and smell her farts

You are just black and ashamed of it.

>>151701132
Also I support madrid and i oppose incest and keynesianism and i think life is strange is a bad game

opposing incestuous reproduction is one thing... opposing comer as primas is just gay

The only team that comes close and peharps even actually surpasses Flamengo in number of fans in a Rio area is Fluminense at Zona Sul

>>151700542
thanks for the fireworks argies
but that red card was a bit too much

>>151701192
Opposing mother-aunt-grandma incest is being a sensible centrist
Opposing sister-cousin incest is barbarism, its insanity

>>151701198
delusional
the only neighborhood there that comes close is laranjeiras

>Yes sir. The entire team was wiped out. All argies are out. The mufa? Yes sir, LDU? should become activated soon...
>Right on schedule. Yes, sir. I scored the winning goal...
>No, sir. My cover is intact. Nobody knows who I really am. Yes, Sosa knew my identity, but he's been disposed of.
>Yes. The inferior team was the winner after all...
>That's right. Until the very end, Racing thought he was the inferior one. Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule conmebol. No, sir. No one knows that you were behind it... Roman...
>What should I do about the almond? Yes sir. I'll keep him under surveillance.
>Yes. Thank you. Good-bye. Mr. President.

Momento Bobageira.
You are not funny.

>>151701239
Leblon is 80% Flu

4000 Flamengo hinchas silenced the whole Racing stadium, lol

>>151701267
lol lmao
you're not from rio are you?

>>151701267
lol
o
l

no.
Leblon, Lagoa and Flamengo is 80% Flamengo, at least.

Even though Vasco is the second team.in fans in the city, there's no neighborhood in which it surpasses Flamengo
Also, Botafogo is the least popular in Botafogo (the neighborhood)
Only Flu beats Flamengo ia at least some places at ZS

>>151701250
shut the fuck up nigga

Flamengo lost a final at home against santo andré
Pecho invernal

>>151701243
these niggas really bought a player called ROJO being basin, it's like that spanish spy that trolled the germans in ww2

Faggot is coping with a final from 21 years ago, lol.

In SP Palmeiras is the most popular only in Perdizes and Lapa
São Paulo is the most popular in noble areas and some middle class areas. Also in the favelas of Zona Sul
The rest is dominated by Corinthians

My friend from the South of Minas said to me that the young people there are rooting for Carioca and Paulista teams (mostly Flamengo and Corinthians)
The millenials are mostly Cruzeiro and the older people are mostly Galo
Cruzeiro surpasses Galo in every region of Minas except for BH
In BH galo really is the team of all. The elite are Galo and also the poor.

Sentiu.

>>151701422
there was a common joke when crubbbeiro was in la B... that Flamengo would be the second torcida in MG in a matter of few years.
it was a joke, but it wasn't a lie. Flamengo is the 3rd tocida in MG and its not very far from Cruzeiro or Patético.
In Juiz de Fora for an example, Flamengo is the biggest hichada.

>>151701484
just look at the table and notcie how memengo escaped by points. fluminenC is the one that escaped by tribunals. they even commemorated in front of the tribunal where the audience was held.
but i get it, you're a enzo under 18 that only hear football memes and think it is true

>>151701458
>In Juiz de Fora for an example, Flamengo is the biggest hichada.
But Zona da Mata Mineira was always a region with carioca club supporters. Vasco is probably very big there too

>>151701532
anywhere outside Belo Horizonte you'll find a shitload of hinchas from paulistas and cariocas
patético and cruzeiro are being saved because of the capital

Go to sleep already you fucking monkeys.

>>151701583
Just watch in silence while we sing, just like racing clients did in El Cilindro

>>151701583
Wait what do you think about brazilian footballers family relations

>>151701618
I literally never seen Oscar smilling and looking happy like that before these pics

Firmino and his sister. I assume you're all acquainted with Neymars proclivities as well

God I wish my sister was brazilian and gremista.

>>151701770
Argies don't about this but that's pretty normal in Brazil. It's common when you're a teen for your sister to jerk you off, it's considered a household chore similar to washing dishes. Most families stop doing that kind of thing as the siblings age but some people are just immature and continue doing it in their 20s. Usually it doesn't go beyond masturbation but fucking isn't unheard of. Feminists tried to do a campaign against "family punhetinha" a while ago but it didn't go far.

>>151701788
O cara fica acordado até 2:30 pra escrever uma merda dessa

>

>>151701518
What the fuck are you talking about

Eu nao sei se realmente existe o fator sorte ou existe algo além disso, tipo destino ou algo parecido sobrenatural

Sao Paulo perdeu 7 gols, desses 7, 5 eram basicamente só empurrar a bola pra dentro. Um guri de 17 anos faria 4 ou 5 gols na LDU

Aí agora o Racing perde 3 gols na cara do goleiro, sendo que um deles até o Gabigol faria.

Stinky night

Brazilian sport journalists are talking about LDU as if it was the shittiest of teams. As if Palmeiras had a 50% chance of winning tomorrow, despite being behind 3 goals. If LDU not only reach the finals but win tomorrow, I might have a heart attack due to excessive laughter.

>>151700542
Avellaneda's bootleg of this

ficou peidando hein

>>151702218
they suck with no altitude against real teams indeed but they are still not taking 3 goals tomorrow and that comes from a barcelonista

sei la um libertadores sem spfc e boca nao tem aquele charme

parece tudo meio fake

>>151702310
remember sao paulo scored 2x0 Barcelona 2024?
was it because the team was shit or salarios atrasados? I liked that Barcelona I thought they were a good team, if I remember it was 0x0 in Morumbi

>>151702448
our team was good enough except for some shitty defenders but we got eliminated cuz we changed coachs mid group stage and in that 0-2 match we had an interim that literally ended up blaming our players for shitting themselves lmayo

>>151701788
>family punhetinha
This made me diamonds.

bom dia, another day under the sun begins

BOM CHIA

rasin e um time MINUSCULO

time for a hearty meal and some workout meus irmaos

FUCK rasin desu

>basin
>riber
phew good thing im bostero

>>151703228
damn I did an oopsie

cursed af, con boquita no se jode

Chia copalib, just chia because is not a good day since racism lost

I love when racing loses, makes me feel better about myself, I already started to eat healthier and I signed up for gimnasinho do noite

>>151699715
Closs and latorre were seething at this lmao

>>151703228
>>151703275
What a waste of good beans

>hires rojo
>every player forgets how to play during a semifinal
The jews must have some dirt on rasin because dear god that was a huge humiliation ritual.

We suck

Ei Racing vai tomar no cu

>>151703493
>rojo flames
Are Racing hinchas radicales?

Rossinho, idolo de Flame'n go

>>151703712
i'm not gay but i would let him use all of my holes to his heart's content
vai flamengo btw, i guess that would be obvious enough

>>151703493
Costa's arrogant ass did this to himself, he brought Rojo over. Milito simply gave him the contract to offer it to Rojo.

>>151703775
Straightest flameme supporter

I hope Quito wins today

>>151703775
no homo, right?

>>151702437
Both spfc and boca played this libertadores

>>151703854
source?

bom chia copalib

>at least 3 racing twisters dead by sudoku
lmao

>>151703970
not enough

>>151703970
wtf is it real

>>151700206
>C to B
Ponte and Nautico based
Londrina ok
SB no one cares

>C to D
CSA and ABC bad
retro and tombense rot in hell

>D to C
Santa cruz promoted HOLY BASED
Inter Limeira ok
Maranhão meh
Barra who cares?

>>151700206
ABC more like XYZ4 amirite

>>151704043
no, but none of them showed up to work (I put a flamengo wallpaper in their computers)

>100 janjas for a PS3 controller
why is everything price locked at 100 janjas these days
I just want to play RE4 you pricks

>>151704213
play it with a gamecube controller like it was intended to

>>151703345
booo

He was right all along

bom chia
beleza da manha, hein?

>last time racing won an international tournament
1966
>last time racing won the local league
2001
>last time racing scored more than 2 goles
2003
>last time any racing player con convocated to the NT
1976
>last time racing won against a brasilero team
1972
TOTAL RACING DEATH

>>151704346
>>last time racing scored more than 2 goles
>2003

waaaaaait a minute

>>151704379
he's talking about copalib

>>151704396
if it's a meme i don't get it

>>151704420
you forgot one thing
2025 doesn't count

>>151704420
>2025
yeah, it doesn't count
and cruzeiro is basically an uruguayan team

just play along you fucking nerd

I can't believe he actually said 2025 didn't count

The only years that COUNT are the ones I choose. 2025 obviously doesn’t

>>151704452
if the years sum up to 9 or more, it doesn't (2025 as an example)

too many fake news today, so here's a TRVKE to level things up

>Flamengo fans should be very proud of the team's performance against Racing. They had what the Argentinians said was missing: soul!

>>151704465
Last Racing supporter alive be like

>>151704465
this desu
i hate flachorras as much as the next man but when river (WHO GOT A LOT OF MONEY BTW) beats a smaller brazilian team they talk about muh raça, they know how to play copalib
when a brazilian club does it they shut up

a los brasileros para ganarles hay que cagarlos a patadas

>>151704487
>beats a smaller brazilian team
smaller than flamengo like san pablo or smaller in their average height like Nautico (1.68mts)?

Palmeiras will do the needful.

reminder river plays copalib every year and was caught by mengão in titles after a decade
they're actually massive chokers when you think about it
i dont think any brazilian reached 20 copalib participations
river probably has 40 and only won 4 and 2 of them were rigged maybe 3
boca at least capitalized on their form, it will take more than a decade for a brazilian team to be hexa

>>151704548
>it will take more than a decade for a brazilian team to be hexa
palmolengo hexa by 2030

>>151704548
if they kept the same team, yeah
but they'll sell and get shit players
hell, if it wasn't for arrasca they wouldn't even have gone that far
he's single handedly carrying them at brasileirão
also if they lose filipinho there's a chance they'll get a coach whose style is the complete opposite (as they did several times before)

Wtf does this even mean?

every brasilero twists for boca btw

>>151704598
Brasileiros twist for whoever has the cutest players.

libertadores is harder than brasileirao because not only you have to beat the opposing team but also all the insane rigging and catimba

>>151704618
a.k.a Blondel, Advincula and Ender Herrera

I don't think it was rigging, the ref was just retarded yesterday
I don't think they can give a red and overturn the decision, he'd have to be called by the var and they didnt
then he tried to compensate with the rojo roja but he was wrong
i personally like roldán and valenzuela, the latter is a bit of a based retard

>>151704459
Yeah, I don’t like odd numbers

i feel like i'm going crazy, but the current influence of coomers and faggots in football is unheard of, every big game there's an avalanche of the straightest people you know saying disgusting things like it's the most normal form of compliment ever, such as
>>151700679
>>151703775
i know anons are retarded, but this type of discourse is normal amongst normies and some transmissions like caze tv, the west has really fallen, you can thank the goy for this degeneration, now you got the average joe saying unironically at the bar table he would like to get his holes blasted like some degenerate as if this is some kind of compliment to the player, i'm from /1997/ and people used to wanna be like the players or say everywhere they were the best of the world, not his gay shit

this started with those autists that made fan clubs for a player, tattos and would root for the club the player would be playing, like that faggot did with andré lima

A good thing about Libertadores is that it's more physical, you can see how Flamengo gets shook by it because at brasileirão they call any faltinha
It's kinda obvious that a more physical game benefits any team except brasileiros, not even gaúchos play like that anymore

I miss 2000s Fluminense kits with the club crest on the socks

>>151704666
>i'm from /1997/
I could pick you up and throw you into a wood chipper

>>151704693
that's a lot of people in the stadium for a Serie Ć match

>>151704703
spoke like a true monkey

Was Plata expulsated because many VAR family members bet on red card on did he really deserve it?
I dont think this was enough for red card. Football is becoming worse when it comes to retard rules

>>151704747
ref went by a tip from one of the sideline officers saying it was an aggression
I'm not sure if he can simply cancel a card on his own so he'd have to be called by VAR
he fucked up and VAR doubled down on it
should've been yellow for both

>>151704747
Violenct conduct is a send-off offence by the book, there's no nuance or spectrum between lighter and heavier forms of aggression. Racing player wasn't gravely hurt in any way but a slap is as much as an offence as a punch to the jaw as far as refereeing rules go. Reminds me of the infamous Fabra incident of 2023.

>>151704829
lol don't be cynical, they'd never send off a racing player for this or any argie player for that matter
fabra attempted to slap him in the face it's much more clear than a light tap on the tight
if that was the case argies would never finish a libertadores game without a red

new football rule:
you are allowed to punch your opponent's ball sack

Let's be real: if Rio de Janeiro disappeared, nothing would be lost

If organised crime were to be taken seriously, at least six clubs would suffer losses

>>151704747
he grabbed his cock
that's basically rape

>>151704827
>>151704829
it's amazing there is a rule for goy and another rule for the jew

>>151704861
>they'd never send off a racing player for this or any argie player for that matter
That's not really the kind of statement that can be proven or disproven, but I agree that refereeing is inconsistent and I understand the feeling.
But regardless of whether or not Plata slapped Rojo lightly or punched his nuts infertile, the assistant saw him deliberately striking an adversary player and there's no room in the ruleset for a booking. Even if the referee understood that Plata didn't hurt Rojo, he couldn't interpret it as "a yellow card will be enough" because the rule is clear and inflexible in that regard.

And as much as I seethe about exaggerated fouls and cards (such bookings for accidentally hitting the opponent's face with your fingers), I find it really hard to argue against players being sent off for willingly hitting the opposition. It's bad sportsmanship and extremely low IQ behaviour.

>>151704935
The 6 clubs in question
>America
>America MG
>America RS
>America JF
>America MG 2
>America ES

>>151704982
They're from Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo

Leila was hurt yesterday by the operation against CV
she is literally on suicide watch. Palmeiras will be eliminated today

>>151704987
the clubs in question
>America RJ
>America SP
>America
>America (RJ)

>>151704935
>>151704982
>>151704987
Already happened to Bangu and we lost a traditional club

>Guerra no Rio: TCP executa rivais do Comando Vermelho deixados para trás
>O Terceiro Comando Puro se aproveitou da operação policial mais letal da história do Rio de Janeiro para caçar e matar membros da facção rival

>>151705021
>Robinho Pinga
kkkkkk

>>151704548
she's so perfect

>el loco abreu played for Bangú in 2017
amazing

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN


Go

Rio is going to explode

>>151704592
>hunter mind
it means someone like Terceiro Comando Puro >>151705021

>>151705209
netflix will make a tv show about it in few years. some kind of game of thrones in the favela.

>most beautiful city in the world
>negroloide arrive
becomes a shithole

>>151705069
On topic

>>151704465
Maybe brazilian teams give up easier than argentinian teams, maybe they sing more evwn in defeat, i dont know, but i cant feel well with this need of argentinian approval
We are big boys

>>151705240
I didn't know spaniards were negroloides.

If a team is involved with match manipulation, corruption or drug trafficking, it should be striped from all titles

Made some beans with pata de cerdo

>>151705282
Palmeirasbros... we are back to Parque Antártica and & Palestra Itália years

>132 flamenguistas killed
>racing can't score even with a 1 player advantage
Smells like sacrifice, just saying

>>151699532 (OP)

>>151705303
This was an operation to hurt Leila financially

TCP is taking over and TCP is enemy of CV (Leila Pereira ally)

>is palmeiras playing?
You know the rest.

I've heard the Ponte Aporá has fallen
Puente bros....

>>151705277
too dry

Serious question. Should Boca and Flamengo be friends?

>>151705357
Flamengo is the Boca of Argentina

>>151705229
Sounds kind of kino honestly

>>151705361
And what is boca then?

>>151705361
Yes...that makes sense if you think about it

>>151705369
the flamengo of brasil

>>151705361
Who's the Palmeiras of Argetina then

LDU lifelong here

>>151705405
Flamengo.

Boca is more similar to Corinthians and São Paulo than Flamengo. A team that is still considered great being destroyed by its current administration

Chasing happiness or pleasure is woman behaviour. That's why most of them are so miserable. Focus on your work and you'll be good.

>>151705423
>A team that is still considered great
Doesn't apply to boque.

>>151705444
checked.

what if im a neet?

>>151705423
Cuntinias y San Pablito, besides being small, have descandated to la B

>>151705494
Sao Paulo will always be the target of the jews because we are like Nazi Party who refused to be destroyed, we still survive among the ruins
They have tried everything to destroy us, yet we are still alive

>we
>us

>>151705504
Ok fine I'll send you a Callieri camisinha

2025 status?

>memengo will win another Copa
I can't.

>Japinha do CV died
SAD

>japinha
>it's not a japzilian
i sleep

>>151705550
Does not count

Do asians prefer super hot asian women to super hot white women? Im on chinese tiktok and its mostly hot chinese women with the occasional white bitch

>Japão
>but not Chinão
One job

>Diaba Loira do CV died
SAF

>Cacetinho Qunchi found dead in morro do Rio
F

>Leite da Souza found alive in his home
Oh thank god

>moreninha do strogonoff do cv found dead
no...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qdwdo8uEEp8

LLORALA ARGENTINO PUTO

>Bunda do Pneuma shot dead, ass deflated
RIPS

Why is the pinche culiao chilean insulting us now?

venecobros...

>>151705694
He did it last night too.

>>151705735
a venezuela nao produz fuzil
quem produz é russia, china, israel e estados unidos

>>151705746
and?

Velez would have masacrated this flamerda.
It's not fair.

>>151705735
Venezuelan army before Chávez. The horse on coat of arms was changed from running to right to running to left during Chávez rule.

>>151705750
At some point you gotta think about the product
Do people want to see a historic gigantossauro like Santos, the mystic pinga mijo Vila Belmiro, Neymar, Robinho, Geuvânio, Ganso, Madson...
Or some shit team like chapeconiense, sorry ass niggas from Oeste Catarinense
Oh, nice, they won and dedicated to the guys who died 10 fucking years, I get it, it was tragic, shut the fuck up
FUCK CHAPECOEBSE

>>151705917
bet you're the trivia coworker

>>151705906
kkkk é foda

>>151705735
>pleno.news
this is where trikaschizo educates himself?. lol all the headers are against lula.

>>151705963
you mean they're true, then?

>>151705958
that year doesn't count tho

>3 direct relegations and promotion
>17th plays the 4th of serie b in a melhor de 3
>first game: multiballs
every time ball goals out it's swapped to a different ball from bola de ginástica to bola de leite going through miniballs, tennis
balls, meat balls so on
>2nd game: 3 side football
>3rd game: fire ball
if fire is off the game must stop and the ref must set the ball on fire
obviously cant be played in the rain

>>151705958
That velez was shit tho (doesn't count)

>>151705933
Whoa chill out little nigga

>>151705933
>the product we must think about the product we need to increase viewership we need to market the product 30 billion streaming revenue
4 relegations keep the Brasileirão more exciting, competitive and makes more room for minnows. It's better than a Premier League where the big clubs are safe from relegation no matter how shit their seasons are. In fact, it's only fair that big clubs too get punished for poor performances.

>>151705933
yeah, but consider the following:
>santos sell even their panties to pay for neymito
>still get relegated
if you don't think this is comedy gold, then i don't know what to tell you

>>151705993
I agree with this

>>151705963
other headlines are reporting it too
weapons from Argentine and Peruvian army were also found, the Brazilian army too, but that goes without saying

>>151706021
Diversity is our strength :)

>criminals with weapons
:0

>>151706021
no colombian?
mean.

do you think if i jokingly call the Rio operations "flamenguista genocide", people at work will be weirded out? I'm autistic so I have to try it out with you guys first

>a small paraguayan in a minibike was spotted fleeing to the triple frontera
bros...

>>151704674
>not even gaúchos play like that anymore
I don’t think you saw Gremio x Juventude last week to be saying that. It was a chacina

>>151706099
every coworker is different
mine would chuckle

>>151705469
Neets gota work too, find a project you'd like to do, could be some not useful shit it don’t matter. It will keep you distracted and less miserable, so its less time chasing happiness and other meaningless made up shit

>>151706099
Don't do stupid jokes at work retard

Business idea: Gabigol on loan for the final

>>151706099
Don't reveal your power level

Gabigol
>Boca
Agrascaeta
>river
Mendez
>san lorenzo
>jhon arias
Belgrano

Gabigol is retired like Neymar

>>151706234
now boca will 100% pay 30usd or whatever the pricetag on rubogol is

>>151706099
My friends and I, flamenguistas included, were laughing about jokes like these as the operação was taking place. But >>151706174
is right and you shouldn't play around during work.

do you think gabigol had a better career than neymar?
>gabagool
two libertadores, one as a protagonist
two brasileirões, both as protagonist
two copas do brasil, both as supporting character

>nerman
one libertadores as protagonist
one champions league as supporting character
bunch of la liga/ligue 1, which as basically estaduais

both with an olympic gold (yay i guess)

considering gabigol played for a bigger market (flamengo), in 20 years people will remember him more than neymar

>>151706308
>Neymar, robinho ,diego
mentiras da vila vemiro

>>151706021
All of these guns will be resold either to CV or a rival faction by the brazilian military in like 2 weeks

I cant hate argentinians
they gave me Calleri, Alan Franco and Enzo Diaz

^all blueflags should unconditionally hate this nigga

>>151706363
we all hate you tho, no matter the nationality

I don't hate him

You do

I don't hate anyone
People hate me though
it makes me sad

>>151706416
if you live in palermo i hate you, otherwise no

Channel your anger to hate on that individual specifically

>>151706427
I don't

(He does)

the most hated brasilero according to my coworkers is el flaco lopez (never heard of him)

stop

Why do you talk about brazilians with your coworkers

(Continue)

I just read whatever you post and pretend i'm reading the zapzappi group I have with my friends

>>151706456
huh?

I feel like even though my american, french and english online friends are the funniest people in the world, i couldnt be friends with them irl. They lack a fundamental sense of violence that latam and slavs have

all my online friends are in this thread, except you know who

>>151706099
Try something a little more subtle

.

How do i get these fucking skeletons out of my screen

spooky triquinosis

the most loved brazileiro according to my coworkers is el loco lopez

nintendo suitchi

>>151706687
4chanX

>>151706595
That italo nigga is always posting the most retarded toddler shit

Peido

>>151706699
What did you just call me?

>>151706712
You're the 4chanX

murió japinha, argentina is deploying the army in the border with Brazil because of this.

>>151706732
Im calling the police on your house

>>151706705
You ever wake up and just want to cover your entire arm in ink and film your spread anus farting?

>>151706737
We've been trying to contact you for ages

>>151706740
for a living? i could think about it

No??????

>>151706735
>the army gets the coordinates wrong
>they end up invading paraguay instead

>Horror en Río de Janeiro: cómo murió “Japinha do CV”, la narcoinfluencer vinculada al Comando Vermelho
>la narcoinfluencer
I hate journalists, I hate social media, I hate women and I hate the modern world.

Old news
We need fresh news from the frontlines
Where is asuyi or whatever that traveco com capacete rosa and his freefire boyfriend at?

she's alive guys

>>151706705
Link?

>>151706787
>00:14
>5% batterinha
It's over

Whats with the red hair gangsters, huebros? Are they a certain faction in the favelas?

No they just have red hair because of a popular funk artist

mengo
fiu fiu fiu
mengo
fiu fiu fiu

>>151706852
CV = Comando Vermelho = Vermillion(Red) Command

>>151706877
>CV = Comando Vermelho
and all this time I thought brazil was trying to get a job

>>151706884
>and all this time I thought brazil was trying to get a job
I guffawed.

>>151706884
Hearty kek

>>151706884
delusional

I didn't laugh at all

I don’t five a fuck about narcos dude, where are my bally and my footy

>>151706921
>where are my bally
what are you a cat?

>>151706921
This

>>151706921
Based

>>151706381
Argenbros don't hate me
at least very rarely they insult me

The Colombian bro also dont hate me

>>151706956
have you ever heard of the expression
>bater palma pra maluco dançar
that's what they do

>>151706921
here
*unzips favela*

>>151706956
We do hate you, you are a blight on this general.

>>151706787
Women with low hairlines are not to be trusted. I thought everyone knew this

>>151707027
>low hairlines
she has a huge forehead what are you talking about

I think one of my coworkers posts on here

no I don't

>>151707061
I know it's you Facundo

worrying about what name you have been given is something elementary school children do

>>151707062
>club called gremio
>right wing elitist

>>151707062
>vasco
>near the bottom left
fuck you

>>151706877
CV= Caralhinhos Voadores

>>151706795
Martina Oliveira on Twitter

>>151707096
>he doesn't have an ancient hebrew name with a auspicious and providential gematria

>>151707145
>promoting thots for free

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j99zsHoCUek
tonight we are THEM

So apparently Milei wants to increase work hours from 8 to 12 and allow that a portion of the salary be paid in basic groceries

>>151707179
Jajaja los escravos argentinos

my least favorite poster is the brazilian kukita

>>151707179
Dont let the jews into your country bros, its over for us

>>151707179
>not jacketmaxxing

>>151707179
Didn't this guy say he was against communism?

Nunca pibe

Siempre mono

>>151707237
>SOCORRO

>>151707191
EU AMO TANGO, ALFAJOR E TORÇO PELO BOCA JUNIORS
EU DEVIA TER NASCIDO EM BUENOS AIRES E ME CHAMADO JAVIER

>>151707179
HAHAHAHAAHA
argies are fucked

>>151707179
Indentured servitude, uma delicia

does palmeiras actually have a chance

>>151707328
Undoubtedly.

>>151707328
Indubitably

>>151707179
>12 hours to work
>7 hours to sleep
>4 hours to commute
>1 hour to eat
find a flaw.

>>151707328
they are gonna pass tonight actually, it's quite obvious

>>151707179
Why do we have redscarepod listeners on copalib?

>>151707342
>4 hours to commute
Nigga just move closer to work goddamn

>>151707342
When do I shitpost on copalib?

>>151707328
i'm betting all my life savings on them

>>151707342
>find a flaw
youre black, being a slave is ingrained in your dna

>>151707342
>eating
>in Argentina

>>151707356
Never heard of it
https://www.iprofesional.com/management/440593-trabajar-12-horas-y-cobrar-indemnizacion-en-cuotas-como-es-la-reforma-laboral-de-milei

>>151707371
why so mad at me translator?. You can keep leeching the state for a while.

>>151707328
I spoke to diniz or whomstever is coaching palmeiras today and he told me to fuck off because he doesn't know me

>>151707359
during the 12 work hours like the rest of us

>>151707390
I work on my own nigga, its even worse for me but I manage

What if /copalib/ bought an island and made its own country, with fat women without tatuagem.

>>151707416
There are islands in Rio de Janeiro for sale

>>151707423
>just join CV (curriculum vermelho) bro
Fuck off Filipe.

>>151707448
yes and he twists for velez

>>151707448
puro pinche epstein wey

>>151707120
that's what you get for inventing black people

>>151707062
>left wing
>elitist
??

>>151707356
>bad thing is le bad
>surely that must mean that you love stalin
Truth bomba

>>151707462
I would have swore he has a Bojo fan

>>151707328
>does LDU actually have a chance
that's the right question

let's take a moment to appreciate how good of a poster bolivian bro is
kudos bolivian bro!

>negrito is doing the bare minimum
>that means negrito deserves a medal, a scholarship and a state job without going through concurso
brazilians are so racist

What the fuck are you talking about

>maradona's birthday
>not a single post

this surely affects bokita

It's to early to schizopost, brehs. Save it for L'anus - Barbarians of Chile

We need to start planning our amigo secreto

Don't eat the brownies at the 4chan meetup

>>151706967
nah nao vem com essa nao, se os argentinos me odiassem eles me insultariam todos os dias

>>151707820
Bruh...

>>151707820
>se os argentinos me odiassem eles me insultariam todos os dias
>

>>151707848
I'm talking on a personal level

>>151707853
You're in denial

I never hated the bolivia bro
I tried to be friends with him but unfortunately he doesnt want to

On the other hands Argenchads are always friend fly with me

Racing will never live this down.

I tried to get away
Yet I stick around
so frail and crawl away

And brush away loose ground

>literally "Ganó Flamengo 0 a 0"
AHAHAHAHA
btw kill yourself trikas I hope sao paulo is next in the purge list

I, for one, do not engage in the glazin or the hatin, as they are sides of the same weirdo parasocial coin

>>151707898
?

>>151707898
t. racing fan who woke up after 12 hours of high blood pressure treatment in the emergency room

This nigga saw his team got terminally buckbroken by my sao paulo when he was a child and never let it down

>>151707813
i'd legit go to a copalib meet up, but im afraid youre all really fucking awkward irl

>>151707925
You'll have to wait for the next cycle, the waiting list is full. Check the telegram the zap zap group the discord and the irc chanel for more info, also don't forget to shave the taint, a lot of newbies neglect it.

>>151707925
I'm sure someone would bring a boardgame

muito beleza hein mano to du boa

he's just like us...

>>151707925
>omg the socially inept guys are so awkward and it's making me feel cringe!

we need two for vinis squad

Lets go

What does
"And brush away loose ground" mean?
I always thought it meant "E o chao escorregadio fica longe" but I'm not sure

>>151708037
>some fireman managed to squeeze an extra $200 for a "gaming room" fire extinguisher

lmao

>>151708072
a translation would be "varrer chão de terra", probably meaning "doing a pointless activity", like "enxugar gelo"

How come U de Chile bus is unharmed L'anusbros?
I thought you guys were picantes

>EL QUE NO SALTA ES UN TRAIDOOOR
kek, ok I'll shut up

we're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXC05nFiE8

>Hoje a noite vai ser magica
E bom esse abel virar o mickey mouse hoje

this but with an argenchina
is there anything like it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2MdyyufxW8

o dia que eu quiser saber algo sobre a espanha eu pergunto blz?

Vai tomar no seu cu
Eu nao quero saber. Noa adianta vir com conversinha nao, se eu quiser eu pergunto. Eu perguntei? Nao. Entao pronto.

Eu preguntei.

Lanus x La U is a catsoup x moustard match

>>151708218
Reality: LDU wins 5-0 aggregate

>>151708290
presdente querido professor
PRESUNTO

CHAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151708300
Mostaza Mega Dibu con Palta or Mostaza Mega Dibu con EXTRA HUEVOS?
>>151708317
pipipipipipipipipi

>>151708304
amigão acho que você tá confundindo o PAL DO IMPOSSÍVEL com o time da Sinagoga do Morumbi, o time dos judeus do chocolate, o time do Richarlyson etc

>Laucha Acosta
HE DID IT! HE DID THE THING!

>>151708325
I remember in 2022 and 2023 the argentinian TV would broadcast McDonalds and Mostaza ad every 30 seconds on TV

Maduro is turning into the next Fidel Castro

>>151708327
que camisa quadriculada ridicula ein pqp
ainda bem q só da pra ver de perto

>>151708327
>>151708284
chegou o macaque medicado

Past a certain age, a man without a studio apartment, a kwid and an iphone pro max can be a bad thing

I haven't seen a legit 10 like Marcelino Moreno in a while.

>>151708360
vai tomar no seu cu

>>151708382
quantas gotinhas hoje?

>>151708381
He used to play for my team. He's quite good but too autistic

>>151708381
He's so good, if Polentelme had any sense he should just open up the wallet to L'anus

>>151708393
Cruzeiro?

Which has the best chance of stopping Flameme?

>>151708402
Palmeme by meme magic, Quito by force.

>>151708402
Only Pal can beat mengo

>>151708391
do que?

>>151708402
Palmeme since its a Final Unica, if LDU had the luxury of home match it would be over already.

>>151708415
>>151708415

VA TE FAILLER EN CULLER

>>151708401
Coritiba

>>151708423
Shit thread

>>151708435
Internet is shit
deal with it

>>151708411
do remedinho

fin

I fucking love manaos manzana bros I just thought I'd let you know

>>151708659
Noted, and seconded, fellow Manaos appreciator

Stream?

>>151708422
Flamengo was the only br team that didn't lose to LDU while they were playing at home.