Thread 151700668

go jays go

>holy father would you please pray for the doyers
>sure
>i'll pray for them... TO LOSE

>>151700650
foreign chip bag, she also has currency from other countries pinned on there

Did you know Barger is married to a girl who is half Honduran and half Japanese

>Manfred booked it for 7 games

Who wins game 7?

>lose 18 innings game after making boomgers pitch to 12am
>Win next two in complete power move while they look physically and mentally broken

B A S E D BEYOND BELIEF

Will Jays actually boycott the White House because that would be funny

>>151700668 (OP)
Please jays

reminder
it was never America's Pastime.

>>151700696
waste of aryan genes

>>151700696
Cute

>>151700705
>Implying they get invited
It'd be a bit ironic for muscular Canadian men to storm the half demolished White House as if it was 1812 again

Can a nigga just head on over to r/dodgers, just fo a quick minute?

>>151700702
Schneider Masterclass

how trash is the NL that they got destroyed by a team that can't even hit the ball?

>>151700668 (OP)
O-4TANI bet on the Blue Jays

>>151700729
Love how memeable this shot is

never watched baseball but this is a nice underdog story

>>151700696
bitches love barger

>>151700730
go white boy go white boy go

>game winning run was scored on the 3rd pitch of night
>it wasn't a shutout

>>151700702
>oh, your best player is a meme and he's starting the next game? We'll put him on the base paths for 6 hours straight

>>151700696
she's cute

>>151700746
These bitches are worse than puckbunnies.

>>151700730
ABSOLUTELY DEMORALIZED

>>151700745
I hope that Jays oldie announcer wins a ring, he probably seem that horrors of blue jays sucking ass til now.

Yamamoto is a mental midget
The series is over

>>151700773
be honest, is there any reason to expect the Dodgers can come back
that have not demonstrated any consistent quality pitching, batting, base-running, nor fielding for the past week

>>151700702
funny thing is this same exact thing happened in 2018 as well

>>151700747
you been enjoying the WS fren?

Guess they're really trying to ruin baseball, huh?

we still got it

>>151700773
Dave Roberts has to be concerned!

12 Ks as a rookie
Bless him

Trust the plan. Yamamoto is our only decent picture and we haven't revealed Roki Sasaki's final form yet. Team JAPAN shall win.

jays own ya

how did the brewers get swept

doyers in 7

>>151700814
sasaki WILL break down in toronto

>>151700794
It really is just a case of Shohei Ohtani having to do it all single handedly.

who is pitching game 7?

Would the Mariners have made it this far?

>>151700814
>decent picture

>The BIG 3
We got this

>Mookie: 'for me, myself, I've just been terrible'
at least he can recognise it

>>151700794
the only way is if the jays have an off game. i think we have seen enough to see what these teams are, who these teams are, and the jays just play the game better. Nobody should be surprised much cus, this is what the dodgers were during the season, exactly this, same with the jays. Jays are playing baseball, dodgers think they're playing in a homerun derby

>>151700848
Glasnow and Scherzer

>>151700851
Look man, I just watched the Dodgers get ass blasted again. I'm as mentally drained as Blake Snell

>>151700851
>precious medals

>>151700850
mariners should have beaten the jays and would 4-1 the dodgers

Reminder that the banter gods blessed /mlb/ tonight. Seething FAGints in full retreat.

>>151700837
Regular season Champs, then forgets how to play baseball in playoffs.. They're the Packers of baseball

manoah could've been yesavage, instead he turned into a fat arrogant fuck who got dfa'd KWABOTY

>>151700850
Dodgers would have assraped the dickless mariners

>>151700890
too much bark from alex to be a dog like trey

>>151700890
crazy to think about...
just had to put down the fuckin cheeseburgers

Mookie keeps trying to hit HOMERS, but the pitcher don't allow him. He's no longer playing jobbers in the regular seasons, he's playing elites.

They need someone to SAVE him and I know just the MAN

>>151700668 (OP)
Ohtranny

>>151700911
Off the cheeseburgers? That’s crazy talk…

>>151700814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR_bRz9sYb4

>>151700802
yeah it's been fun. Just started watching out of boredom but I've been entertained.

so we all agree that yesavage is a better pitcher than ohtani right?

alex manbloah

They're really going to let the Blue Jays win in hopes it won't force a lock out and demand a salary cap. Let that sinker inside.

>>151700950
more clutch player thats for sure

The leaf fears the samurai

I thought mookie Betts won the world series with the Red Sox in the 2000s but apparently he's only been playing since 2014.
Did the Red Sox have a player with a retarded name during those runs too?

>>151700954
Too bad he is with the Braves now. I was looking forward to his based redemption arc smashing a hot dog truck right down Yonge

>>151700971
coco crisp in 2007

Soulless Ohtani spurs the chance to play with Guerrero and Bichette to bet on sports in Hollywood...the baseball gods did not like that

>>151700957
the salary cap argument for the mlb and owners fail if the jays win though, the dodgers will justify spending another billion in the offseason

>>151700850
The Mariner has 1 or 2 good player and one of them retired and the other one has a huge ass

Jeter is the odd man out on the fox show. A-Rod is the nerd who lore dumps, Papi is the charismatic guy who adds fun lines. Jeter does nothing.

>>151700986
That's exactly what I'm saying, you illiterate jeet.

>>151700984
who won the ws last year

>>151700890
He also used to rely heavily on rest between pitches. When the pitch clock came in He was fucked.

>>151700950
He needs more experience, but I do think he has the potential to be an an all-timer like Randy or Pedro.

>>151700986
Salary floor is more necessary than a cap

>>151701003
the los anime doyers

>>151700668 (OP)
what excuses will they use when they inevitably lose?

>>151700696
based

>>151700993
1 or 2??? Seems a bit high.

frauders better pray that yamamoto plays like a god again

>>151701022
there are no dodger bandwagoners left after this shamefurr dispray

>>151701029
Two is fair. They have two Canadians playing for them.

>>151700984
Yeah, Obtani said he wanted to pick a team to make him a better player. The dodgers are up there, but the Bluejays have been cultivating rookies into Superstars for years now.

We were robbed of a team of Alex Manoah, Vegelbach, Kirk, and Rowdy Tellez along with Vlady and his grandma's cooking.

will jays fans start booing ohtani (for being good)

>>151701043
there never were to begin with, I've seen people who've lived in LA their entire lives only start wearing dodgers gears and posting about them after Ohtani signed

doyer janny status?

>>151701059
Petty shit

>>151701022
They were tired because of the Tokyo games in March

Drake is clowning on Ohtani

>>151701057
Fair. Also every time Cal sits down Quebec separates.

>>151701064
yeah our gm has really done a nice job Obviously yesavage too but then guys like clement, varsho, schneider, barger

>>151700942
nice
should follow the reg season when it starts next year, there's a lot of kino and millions of games to watch

>>151701029
They have Cal and Ichiro

>>151701093
>get btfo by kendrick
>pick on a nice guy that can't speak english instead

>>151701022
Do what the Yankees do every time they loose a series to the Blue Jays. Accuse Toronto of cheating.

>>151701081
seething

>>151701117
just stop bro

I hate both these teams, but seeing the Jays get cosmic revenge will be sweet.

>>151701081
>doyer janny status?
mindfucked
>>151701125
kek

>>151701093
You arw reaponsible for my health

dodgers in 7

shohei blohtani

>>151700847
Ohtani and that other Japanese pitcher are their entire team.
If they dont carry, it's over

Fuck you Dave Roberts. Stop sending out Latinos who are known to buckle under pressure and SEND out WHITES and ASIAN.

what happened to betts and freeman and teoscar and shit?

>>151701163
Savaged

>>151701160
banda cannot play next game

>>151701163
oh no bro don't look up their career playoff stats bro don't do it worst mistake of my life

>>151701093
>Chad stride
>virgin Nippon spaghetti spilling

the whole game i thought it was like golf where less points is better. anyway go blue jays go :)))

the dooders are bougth and sold to the highest bidder, what a soulless franchise

yamamoto will do a blood sacrifice ritual to let the god of baseball takeover his body
then in game 7 ohtani will pitch 20 strikeouts and hit 10 homers

>>151701163
>what happened to shit and shit and shit and shit.
6 gorillion for a dh some 35+ year olds and an injury prone starter rotation. glad theyre losing

why can't the dodgers hit the ball? if I was their coach I would tell them to try hitting the ball

If only judge could've caught that fly ball

>>151701191
he'll just job like an avatar of khaine.

Magic called it.

My Doggie Doos will take game 6 easily, pressure and nerves will get to the Jays and Yamamoto will go 8 scoreless.

>>151701163
They're no longer playing the Brewers

>>151701179
Good. He's not even worth a trade. Sell him for equipment. That's what happened, they bought him instead of trading LMAO

>>151701208
why did he do it?

>>151701208
Living the dream

>>151700696
>they have been married for 5 years
>already have 3 kids together
the only thing Barger can pull out is Davis' couch

>>151701208
She looks retarded

>>151700794
>B-But... muh OHTANI

>>151700702
just like in 2018, except the dodgers offense actually showed some life in that year's game 4

>>151701160
Whites like Treinen and Blake Snell

it's ok doyerbros you can just blame the loss on not having vesia

>>151701059
meanwhile a dodgers fan is beating a jays fan within a inch of his life in the parking lot

>>151701248
My BJs haven't had Springer the last 2 games LOL

FACT: Canadajeets are the most POWERFUL race.

>>151701205
When you're not wrong you're right

>>151701234
that's just asians

GGs Jays, Doyers are officially cornered. We'll see if they can force game 7

>>151700794
Yamamoto is their only hope, if he falters in any way the dodgers are completely fucked.

>>151701059
when did this become a rule?
if you watch any game from the 90's, like half the guys in the crowd aren't wearing shirts.

It's over

>Bo is no where near 100%
>Springier is out
>still just outbat the fuck out of the Dodgers
kinda crazy shit going on

>>151701208
>>151700696
looks like two different persons. Fuck I hate whores

>>151700957
I haven't been this close to happiness since 2017

>sewers only managed 4 runs in 4 games
how tho

Apologize

>>151701283
They beat the Cubs, that was their World Series

>>151701180
lifelong braves here
before his run in the 2021 playoffs, freddie was 100% viewed as a playoff choker.

The Dodgers have failed Ohtani and we, as fans, have failed him too. I will be wearing my cage for the rest of the offseason.

>>151701249
the fatass dodgerpacos can't even catch them

Snell deserved that for his gay ass gaming setup and his eye bags.

>>151701274
>tfw no more october kershaw

how long does FOX have rights to MLB playoffs? I'm so sick of them. I hate FOX. Other than the guy that plays cool music

>>151701285
>posted from bumblefuck prefecture

>>151701299
>proposes at a gas station
>wins

What Fucking happened!? Snell didn't have his stuff tonight and got Fuckign rocked and Ohtanibwas another no-show? And what Robert's is keep8ng the powder dry being ing the shittt arms so they have no chance to cone back?

Roberts is getting Fucking OUTMANAGED!

>>151701274
lol too bad half their '''''fans''''' didn't show up till the 4th and were out by the 7th

>leaves Pages in until Game fucking 5 despite him batting 4-50
>puts Treinen into close games over and over despite him being guaranteed runs (plural) given up
>waits until Game fucking 5 to mix up the batting order, still leaves Mookie in 3rd
>Treinen
>dunks on Ohtani whenever he doesn't come through, not a fucking peep about Mookie or Muncy or Pages or Will trying to heroball like retards and refusing to work the count
>Treinen

I truly think Boone and starpower overshadows how utterly incompetent Dave Roberts is

>>151701234
10 out of 10 in Renton

Need Vancouver expansion team so all of the Japs think they'll be playing in Twin Peaks.

>>151701272
It's always a rule but it's never enforced. This is just pettyness from doyerpacos

>>151701249
I highly doubt some 5 foot tall spic with a beer belly could take any Canadian chad at the game

>>151701208
>>151701299
>>151701320
this is one of my favourite all time things ever
the social media accounts of famous people who never thought they would get famous
I cannot put into words the joys I get seeing these images

If you guys ever want a laugh, here's Mookie Betts crying over how shit he is

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6gLM9WJf2G4

>>151701324
Is Kim dead?

>>151701299
Ideal woman body. No big sheboon ass

i would be seething at yesavage if i was the guy in pic related whose name i have forgotten

I'm so depressed tonight. Anyone know if there's any Japanese prospect the Dodgers can signml?

I fucking hate toronto they don't deserve to win shit

>>151701197
different hitting philosophies, dodgers are looking for the home run every time its their m/o. blue jays will take the homeruns if they can but their whole thing is getting the pitch count up then getting on base.

>>151701238
He looks lost. This is the dude Cats are trying to tell us is the greatest hitter of all time? 35 career hitting WAR on the wrong side of 30.

>>151701313
Other networks don't think it's worth the money to pay for the rights, and rightfully so.

>>151701356
>but their whole thing is getting the pitch count up then getting on base.
isn't this like
the most basic fucking way of playing baseball

the first yamahomo game was without pressure
now that it's a must win i think yamahomo will choke
He's a mental midget who lives in another man's shodow
Same with sucksuckpee

>>151701350
murakami

>>151701353
it would be classic toronto to blow 6 and 7 at home

>>151701343
>we got 2 games to get hott. We still believe in you Mookie!!
>2 games
Dumb doyerpacos can't count lmfao

>>151701341
davis schneider said he's a funny guy so this makes sense

>>151701356
no dodgers bullpen is absolutely ass.

like the reds almost came back in their series every game because the dodgers bullpen was walking in runs lmao.

only reason the brew crew didn't do shit against the dodgers was their starters stayed in. blue jays are getting pitch counts up, once the dodgers starter is out, they become a very mediocre team.

>>151701285
I wish this dude would just fucking give up already. He's not out of the league because of the allegations. The people that defend him would like you to believe that. Those people don't give a shit about him, they care about culture war nonsense. He got black balled because he was constantly exposing the sticky stuff arms race. The dude was a whatever pitcher until he started stickymaxxing then he had an incredible season due to using the stuff. He then decided to start showing how the sausage was made and fucked the whole thing up. Classic bitch move of kicking the ladder down after you've climbed to the top. The allegations were just a easy excuse to get him out cleanly without many people pushing back.

>>151701356
>but their whole thing is getting the pitch count up then getting on base.
Shouldn't this be basic strategy?

Is Toronto really starting a 41 year old man as a pitcher

>>151701365
>btfo out in game 1 and need to have a statement game to turn the momentum
>offense gets retired 17 in a row at one point
>no pressure
normally you're not this stupid dane

>>151701362
what wins games, slap singles where the next guy can ground out or scoring runs

>>151701362
yes, in fact i was taught that a long AB was a good AB, even if you get out.

>the pitcher only has so many bullets, if you take 8-9 of them, you have done your job.

coach would slap you five for a long ab. that's absolutely classic baseball. and that was when starters would still go 7-8 innings, 120 pitches.

>>151701365
Yamamoto will give up a run and then proceed to keep the score at 1-0 for 8 innings before the blowpen blows it yet again, Ohtani hits a garbage time dinger and the Dodgers bow out with a whimper 5-1

>>151701347
roki sasaki

the janny jinx

>>151701353
What shitty hick town do you live in?

>>151701374
to be fair, he was calling out the *other* pitchers who were performing better than him for cheating. that's what started the whole thing.

he said "well these guys are pitching better than me because they are cheating. and i will prove it by cheating next year" then he did and was the best pitcher in the league.

>>151701381
no gausman will start game 6

>>151701366
>He's built like Eric Sim
How cathartic

>>151701208
>>151701299
cute as fuck desu

>>151701347
That's Sasaki bro. Japanese players are very easy to remember you might just be retarded

>>151701381
We don't have a say in the matter.

it's gonna be so fucking funny if the doyers lose this

>>151701381
Max deserves another ring more than this entire franchise combined, shut the fuck up shitskin.

>>151701387
the jays don't really get the pitch count up, clement has the most first pitch hits in the league this year i think, the homers today came within three pitches to start the game

>>151701396
>3/22 in the WS
wew

>>151701396
How much is he getting paid?

>>151701362
I KNOW BRO... i know... thats why i keep saying to people, the jays are playing baseball right now... the dodgers are playing like its a homerun derby

When the Blue Jays win who should be world series MVP?

>>151701402
he coulda just kept quiet like everyone else, but instead he decided to blow everyone up cause he sucked, completely evident by his stint in Japan, he sucks and cheated to get a good year and get payed

>>151701427
27 million

>>151701435
Guerrero Jr.

>>151701429
does anyone have a .gif or .webm of what Max was doing in the dugout during that double play
it was fucking hilarious it looked like he had an entire mouthful of seeds

>>151701435
dave roberts

>>151701435
Yesavage

>>151701427
$0
dookie butts is just that bad

>>151701435
The bros who used to party it up in these threads when we were forever 81 and 81.

>>151701435
anthony banda

>>151701396
DOOKIE BOMB

>>151701435
It's obviously vladdy

Remember when yamahomo choked a no hitter and they lost instead
kwab

>>151701378
yup... but this has been the dodgers for the last.. idk decade and a half now? I mean its why the jays are showing theyre the better team, theyre playing fundamentally sound baseball at a high level, the dodgers are doing somthing else

>>151701435
It's going to Vladdy 100%

>>151701398
Toronto

>>151701435
Drake

>>151701285
This dude has a career 3.79 era in the majors. He was ok but he should not be talking shit.

>>151701435
Guerrero jr. He hits plenty of important balls, but Gausman is really good too

>>151701461
You probably live in North York or Brampton or something

>>151701461
have a little hometown pride ya bitch

Imagine losing with a $1b payroll and deferring Ohtani’s contract

>let’s win four more games and really ruin baseball
If they do lose the ‘Eries does this go down as one of the all time most retarded manager quotes? Worse than
>We are winning the World Series in 2022. I know where you are going with that. We will win the World Series this year. Put it on record.

>>151701461
$50 says this dude's from hamilton

>>151701455
>implying that wasn't on pages, treinen and snell
are you a different VPN dane?

>>151701353
same but also fuck LA

>>151701473
he's obviously not from toronto dum dum

how did the dodgers become MORE demoralized after their 18 inning win?

>>151701479
scott* lmao

>>151701347
Sasaki was the hero at the WBC

Tfw the Jays win three rounds before the Leafs

>>151701455
lol!!

Toronto is alright but they have weird insecurities
>we're a big important and don't you forget it

any time I read WBC I think of BWC and I start drooling

>>151701491
because ohtani was the only player tired after that game

>>151701494
https://youtu.be/tj-Xv4SnEyk

FUNNY

>>151701491
that game was their Game 7. This team has been on borrowed time all year.

>>151701455
that was so funny. It was 100% Yamamoto's fault as well

>>151701503
...japanese women

>>151701502
It's one of the biggest cities in the Midwest

>>151701491
Look up Pyrrhic Victory and report back

>>151701368
They're not the Leafs. Leafs would definitely choke, and have many many times, in front of the hometown fans when coming back with a lead or a chance to avoid elimination.

>>151701478
Hamilton is fucked lol the air there tastes like chemicals

>>151701476
Another Dave Roberts Masterclass

>>151701491
think about it, it took them 9 more innings to win against minor leaguers, this star studded team struggled to win against minor leaguers... of course they'd get demoralized now that they have to battle against starting big leaguers

>>151701455
Kekini

>>151701022
They are saving their energy for the games that matter. Sakamoto alone will win them a game

This is all the Brewers and Phillies fault. They were so weak and shit against the Dodgers that it cooled them off. The Blue Jays have played a one sided but hotly contested series against a division rival and a backs against the wall 7 game series against Seattle. Its like a couple laid back weed smokers getting into a fight with some guys who've been slamming coke all night. Not ready for the energy difference. Dodgers can still win cause they have Yamamoto who's on a heater and then game 7 is up for grabs. But the difference in playoff opponents has to matter.

Holy fuck I love baseball

>>151701362
Basic works. Defense works. Showboating to try to make the highlight reel and pad stats is regular season shit. All that matters in the playoffs is Ws.

>>151701542
dude it's the World Series
I'm pretty sure every game fucking matters

If it goes 7 does Muneori Kawasaki pinch hit for the Jays?

>>151701557
My Dad's would have booty blasted dem doggie dooies

>>151701540
lel

Jays in 30 starting in a couple of bings on SN!!!

baseball playoffs are just about peaking at the right time and if anyone knew how to do it intentionally baseball as a sport would be solved

>>151701557
the offense never really clicked since the wild card round and the starting pitching carried until it couldn't which is to be expected
the teams flaws were exposed in the end simple as

>>151701557
Why are the phillies so bad?

>>151701557
need to move some AL teams to NL for real
the difference is far too great

its gonna be a crazy night in the city this friday, halloween and potential world series win

>>151701347
Oh that's seat sniffer-san

The only good Drake songs I liked are

Passionfruit
Best I ever had
Going home
Cellphone

That's it. At least to me. Maybe I'll slide in YOLO only because of HS memories.

Dave Roberts was playing tic-tac-toe when John Schneider was playing chess.

Ohtani was getting 6 K's and as soon as Ohtani gave Jr a HR, Dave copied Schneider bullpen switch move. But instead he didn't send out Roki or Klein, he send out Anthony Banda.

He sent Banda 3 FUCKING time when his started starts buckling WTF Dave

>>151701594
What did he mean by this?

>>151701575
The Cubs peaked, then the the tigers peaked, then the brewers peaked, then the mariners peaked, now the jays peaked

>>151701587
They will probably do two out west first. Have to wait to sort out the Rays and the As first tho.

>>151701595
You're missing 103 Fever

>>151701529
They're desperate for foreign affirmation of how great they are, even from Americans they approve of (Hollywood celebs, Democrat pols, etc). Every interview with a foreign has to include questions about their feelings on Toronto and if they don't get the requisite "It's a great, beautiful, clean, polite" town response that hasn't even been true for decades, they lose their shit. It's mostly because of the Leafs that they're so insecure - the 'Center of the Hockey Universe' being the most incompetent and most expensive team in the leage.

>>151701575
Yep, it's all just luckswing

>>151701595
Those are shit and so is Drake. Maestro Fresh Wes is still the king.

>>151701594
what a fuckin weirdo

>>151701591
wonder how many people in Toronto will just put candy at the door and note saying "don't fucking ring the doorbell I ain't answering it"

>>151701534
The only town I've ever been in where the stench of untreated shit regularly billows up out of every sewer drain. Even Brampton isn't as bad and that place is 100% pajeets.

>>151701621
I heard people from Pickering are worse. They glow.

>>151701605
Oh yeah that's another banger too.

>>151701557
They were a very flawed team from the beginning. Elite starting pitching, injury raped bullpen, boom or bust offense. Since June they’ve been showing signs of fatigue from winning last year. ‘‘Twas a miracle they made it this far.

>>151701609
Leafs will win next year though

this sport is all luck, isn't it?

>>151701620
I know my cousins are in a super busy hood for trick or treaters and he is a massive jays fan, he is fucked, and I got a party to go to full of art people in parkdale, they will prob ignore the game to be cool

>>151701595
anything after Nothing Was The Same is shit
also everything from kendrick after GKMC is shit as well

>>151701575
It’s basically march madness but even more luck based

I need it...

>>151701635
And the Canucks this year. OuR YEAR!

>>151701626
Well there is an aging nuke reactor there.

It’s so wholesome to see all the new Canadians embracing this team

we should have gone with /beav/

1 ring in 30 years has all the Blue Jeets fans acting all uppity. Enjoy it while it lasts, you’ll never see another one in your lifetime.

Remember the fella who said the blue jays would have no more bullpen after game 3?

>>151701659
what's stopping them from repeating?

>>151701659
>1 ring in 30 years
just like the doggie doos kek

>>151701636
No, it's pretty consistent. Ohtani and Yamamoto had to carry a group of washed bum. Their two wins are because of them and I'm starting to think the Japanese have different training regimen than the American. Dave Roberts may be Japanese by birth, but he's as American as a hamburger. As in he has no identity or spirit

>>151701659
this but for pacos

>>151701635
Trust in the plan? No Canadian team is winning the Cup until Bettman dies. And even then it won't be Toronto. Nobody wants to play there. The pressure is insane. Why put up with that when you can play in Florida, have great weather all year round, and be the 4th or 5th most important sport in town even when you win it all?

>>151701649
Me too. I was doing shots the other night with my devoutly Muslim neighbour and eating pork sausage with Jewish co worker to celebrate. I cannot wait to see what they are up for tonight!!

Dodgers in 7

I believe

>>151701659
1 ring in 30 years has all the Dooders 'fans' acting all uppity. Enjoy it while it lasts, you’ll never see another one in your lifetime.

>>151700668 (OP)
Run dodgers

>>151701675
2

>doyercucks seething
you love to see it

>>151701557
It's the NL's fault desu
but that's really baseball's fault for giving the leagues equal playoff weighting when it can swing wildly every year

doyers in 7

Watching Frankenhooker (1990) til baseball.

Hot takes, the dodgers needs less Dominicans and more Japanese. They may be good initially, but as soon as they get an inkling of success, they become lazy. Look at Soto

BJs in 6 book it

>>151701678
nobody counts the 60 game season ring kek

>>151701678
>he thinks 2020 counted

>>151701571
Yet they lost the division to them. Curious.

Will the mariners make the ws next year?

>>151701699
lol

>>151701699
I'd give them the same chance as the doyers winning this series

>>151701696
>>151701695
If your team won you would count it. Cry about it.

>>151701436
He became the best pitcher for a couple years (albeit a shortened 2020 and 2021) because he used the sticky stuff. It was warranted enough to call it out.

>>151701688
For me it's FDR American Bad Ass after Jays in 30

>>151701699
Why did they name a team the marners...

Peter Thiel and Kendrick were at the game

>>151701699
the great Cascadia quake will occur before the Marinara's ever sniff a WS

>>151701705
my team won and I dont count it

>>151701699
This was their one and only chance for a while

>>151701699
>astros come back healthier next year
>rags hired the best manager available
mariners are fugged

>>151701654
for me, it's Reid Scott

will game 6 be a must-win for the dodgers?

>>151701664
They won’t even make the playoffs next year.

I think the dodgers will come back strong in game 6 and win their guys aren't just gonna lie down

>>151701714
Makes you think

What're you guys wearing on Halloween

Did anyone talk to Koufax about Trey?

>>151701659
Im happy with one win in my lifetime

When Blue Jays are winning, I am feeling so much proud and happy, yaar. This team is giving us big joy after long time. Whole city is shouting and dancing. It feels like home, like everyone is one family. Blue Jays winning makes heart full with hope and good feeling.

dodgers in 7, baby

>>151701737
I'm going as Bobby Hill

>>151701708
Yes

>>151701737
Same as last year. Doctor. Got an old mask, white house coat, stethoscope. Free body inspection for KitKats and Reeses.

pfma

Still can't get over the doyers losing the game on the third pitch

why is canada suddenly the best in the world at b ball

>>151701670
sign scandinavians
that's the key

>>151701722
redpill me on the 2026 rags

>>151701765
They all suck, only time that ever worked was in the late 90s

>>151701746
I’m happy for you too

>>151701764
Haha, what to sau we grow up playing hockey in snow, so hitting baseball in summer feels easy! Canadians got that teamwork, patience, and big heart. When we play, we play.

I FUCKING HATE YOU NIGGERS STOP SWITCHING UP ON ME

>>151701780
We always have heart on our side

almost like the craptors and laffs have to lose for the jays to win

>>151701772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4JhdwQhuA

I could suck a mean cock right now...

>>151701797
T O R O N T O
O
R
O
N
T
O

>>151701795
Laffs lose no matter what though.

>>151701797
AND GO DODGERS!

LA "only win" dodgers

>>151701796
You're right
I kneel

>>151701737
I’m going as Recker

>>151701804
White girls love Indian men.

>>151701797
anyway, go cubs!

>>151701795
It does seem to go that way. When the Jays go out, the Laffs and Raps have hot starts. When the Jays are in the post season, Leafs and Raps are always shit and nobody even cares.

>>151701829
I'm a girl btw

Is a horse an athlete

>>151701824
Then why do they only rape other Indian men? Oh wait, they are weak and cannot rape the white woman

>>151701836
Bro I literally have hundreds of white women matched with me on tinder right now. I can’t be bothered to figure out what the fuck that chart means.

>>151701833
yes

>>151701833
Yes

>>151701832
Are you fem tho?

>>151701833
an horse*

dodgers in seven

>>151701862
look at him go

>>151701844
>tinder
Why don't you try talking to one like a normal human being.

My bad, to you jeets, cows and rats are humans too.

>>151701833
Yes

>>151701823
Ohhhhh? Haha

>>151701844
We use grindr here

>>151701848
do you think race horses know when they're racing and want to win?

>>151701870
Brother don’t be so mad that I’m having all the white women there’s plenty for both for us.

kek paco desperately trying to score them white people points by deflecting to jeets

>https://x.com/SportsNetLA/status/1983744288396865666?t=k8qw7sKI1NfjrZo7rZQf1A&s=19

They still think about my Chadres. We really do live rent free in their minds.

I got 500 tinder matches in 3 days when I went to the philippines

>>151701886
Weak

>>151701902
who

don't get it twisted. you're all a buncha dweebs that don't have shit going on.

kek did we get our first indian on /mlb/? all it took was the jasy doing something

>>151701909
Tim Hortons sucks and I don't respect Canada because of it

>>151701368

The Jays have won both of their previous World Series in 6. They're also undefeated in the World Series.

These aren't the Toronto Maple Laughs, the world champion choke artists.

>>151701909
Speak for yourself bub

>>151701921
I like their cold brew desu

>>151701921
the food sucks but some of the drinks are ok

>>151701926
>>151701931
faster

>>151701929
Their steeped tea and sour cream glaze

>>151701885
It's a long debated mystery
I don't know

>>151701926
>>151701931
>makes doyermods seethe

Tim hortons sponsors like every kids sports league. My team was literally called the timbits.

>>151701909
I get 0 pussy but I'm gonna house party with the young lesbians tomorrow

>>151701921

Of course it sucks, why do you think we sold it to the fucking Americans? You people love to buy fucking magic beans

>>151701926
here's a less shitty version that doesnt crop the birb

>>151701951
Nah its owned by some Brazilian company

>>151701945
Dude you're going to fuck LMAO

what's the diff between Tim Horton's and Wawa?

>>151701947
faster!

>>151701954

Yeah NOW it is; we sold it originally to an American company, and they dumped it like a bad pot of "Dark Roast"

mariners fan here

>>151701960
Tim Horton is a coffee shop with donuts, soup sandwiches, etc

>>151701945
one of my mates has had 3 of his exes become lesbos straight after dating him

>>151701960
one is a fast food chain ran by jeets the other is a glorified gas station where you might get shot

>>151701969
How's the transition?

>>151701966
Oh i didnt know that lol

>>151701909
i have a date with a girl from ottawa on friday i cant watch the game

>>151701960
Tim is coffee with food. Wawa is a gas station with food. Texas took that concept to the extreme with Buc Ee's

>>151701986
sens play tomorrow bud

>>151701986
just take her to a sports restaurant where you can watch it....................................
if they win 100% you smash

do american home depots have fast food restaurants in them like how home depots up here have a harverys inside?

>>151701958
Not them but maybe their friends
>>151701974
Lol this is my longterm ex, though we did screw around a bit after her last ex

>>151701998
no but most of them have food trucks right by the entrance

>>151701998
I’ve never seen one, but Home Depot used to serve hotdogs

>>151701998
Uhhhhhhhh… no.
That’s weird

>>151701998
I've never seen it

>>151702012
They have that at Canadian tire. Always a sad sight.

>>151701998
You used to be able to get a churro in some

>>151701586
their pitching did its job. hitters didn't show up.

I could go for a ‘go dog right about now. Run it through the garden!

>>151702024
Erm... huh?!?!

>>151701996
>if they win 100% you smash
truth

how big is home field advantage in baseball ?

>>151702044
As big as ur mum’s ass lel

>>151702044
better in toronto than in LA so far but we'll have to wait and see

>>151701999
no no NO NO NO!!!

RAWR IM A VAMPIRE! I’m going to suck everyone dry!

>>151702044
Really not that important. Players sleep better at home and feel more comfortable but the fan noise doesn’t do anything.

I thought this was the greatest player of all time?

>>151702055
better shot
who would you think the hall of famer is here?

>loud lets go blue jay chants at dogers stadium
why are dodger fans like this?

>>151702055
>Poohei Pootani

I thought this was the greatest player of all time?

>>151702055
He’s the first player in modern history to pitch and hit at a high level. Some people think that means he’s the greatest ever, others have been watching baseball their entire lives. He’s a unicorn, not a goat

>>151701654
64 and or Group C finalist for me Canada has two identities that really have shapped it

>>151702070
Not that it matters, but Canada is whiter than the US

So who leaves on the Dodgers next year?

I have:

Treinen
Scott
Pages
Mid-season trade away Mookie as his numbers decline
Banda

>>151702044
bottom of the last inning
the game is never over until that last out

>>151702074
That one is pretty fucking based

>>151702055
2 hr bro

Sharthei Shartani

>>151701497
The raptors already did Leafs at this point are the biggest KWABs in Toronto

>>151701998
You're thinking of Costco

>>151702070
Jesus. The yanks are really uppity tonight. Chill out man it's just a game.

>>151702082
They fire Friedman and ohtani walks

>>151702093
It’s just asshurt pacos

so were the NL teams that trash or the jays that good?

>>151702070
That's me in the pic. Doyerbro btw

>>151702091
They haven't won shit since 67

>>151702093
Love when that lake freezes over and you can skate the whole thing.

>>151702093
Literally everyone outside of SoCal is rooting for the Jays

Jesus. The yanks are really uppity tonight. Chill out man it's just a game.

>>151702055
He seems to only enter godmode every four games, so if this does reach Game 7 it'll be an interesting finale

>>151702100
Both. I truly thought the Phillies or Jays were the most formidable opponents, and Phillies did what they do best - choke

>>151702104
Could you skate all the way to St. Catharines?

>>151702061
Brutal mogging

>Make Guerrero jr and the rest of the Blue Jays helpless
Yamamoto soon

They should find a way to combine curling, baseball, and darts

Canucks...what's the plan for Halloween night?

>>151702130
I would be up for this. With the drinking culture of darts and curling included.

>>151702100
As you would say in Montreal, the “crème de la crème” of the NL all either flat out didn’t make the playoffs or lost early due to:
1. Injury Luck
2. Umpball/Rigging
3. Randomness of baseball playoffs.

The Cubs and Phillies both would have absolutely raped the Doyers if they were healthy. Mets would have given them a hell of a battle as well.

All this I say as a fan of an American League team (which I will not name)

>>151701040
thank you for using the image I made to say good morning to everyone except doyerpacos. I hoped it would catch on.

tfw babe

>>151702100
Read what >>151702141 wrote
He nailed it.

>>151702136
Leaving a help yourself bowl out for the kids. Got my lucky hat. Heading down to the pub. Hoping by about 8 pm I am crying like a baby for the right reasons.

>>151702100
It's baseball
memeiners probably would have folded against the pacos and THEY took jays to Game 7. Then again jays seem to have simply locked in after the first two losses for ALCS and never looked back. Anything could happen

>>151702143
My favourite was Max beating shit up while Trey is kicking ass.

>>151702123
ya just like ohtani was supposed to make them helpless in game 4

Man Dodgers what happened you guys were supposed to be the best and you’re losing to Canadians.

>>151702148
I have a feeling Dodgers go off in g6. Hit a bunch of homers like Yankees game 3. Everyone will count Jays out again. And then they will learn.

>>151702111
Uh oh forgetting something

>>151702136
Fug I might have to head to downtown to soak up the atmosphere

truth is none of you idiots know what's going to happen in the next 1-2 games.

>>151702151
ohtani was gassed and sleepdeprived after carrying Dookie, Dave, and Co. in Game 3. I expected better from him tonight though

>>151702160
I hope my flames win

>>151702159
If you are not swinging from the flashy discs on top of Sam the Record Man you will have failed the rest of us across the great white north.

>>151702160
Correct but if you make enough predictions anonymously one of them will be true and you can point back to the post and claim you knew the whole time

>>151702165
it's a pretty good line

>>151702166
Yeah it’s kinda crazy how everyone’s emotions and expectations are going to completely flip if the Dodgers win Friday. But that’s how sport’s goes

>>151702173
woah

>>151701718
Sure buddy

>>151702176
but hey if you've been looking for the doyers at +money, there's your chance

they are still favored to win game 6 and have been favored every game of the way

>>151702173
Top zozzle

>>151702174
Thank you. I’m greentexting and ‘jakking myself from a post I made earlier.

>>151702176
>sport's
>’

>>151702170
I would but i'm not in toronto, ill do my best in calgary lmao

If the Jays win will the sport grow in Canada? Wonder if Manfred wants that as much as he wants his favorite team and money printer to repeat

>>151702185
based

>>151702188
Surf the c train

>>151702189
Manfred and Gary should switch places

>>151702173
kek based nice one

>>151702183
>everyone and their grandmother expecting Yamamoto to be aces yet again and shut down the jays
He's been amazing but this is just plain gambler's fallacy. He's due for a bad outing

>>151702189
There's definitely going to be more fans at Vancouver Canadians games who swear they saw Yesavage pitch in the spring

>>151702189
Maybe, my cities little stadium got demolished a few years back :/

>>151702199
>this is just plain gambler's fallacy. He's due for a bad outing
I know this is intentional and i chuckled

>>151702176
>spot's
Doyerpaco detected

>>151702200
I did. Will be down at the Nat letting everyone know while gambling irresponsibly on the sushi race.

/nu/ >>151702208
/nu/ >>151702208
/nu/ >>151702208

sigh kek ugh

Trey GODsavage vs Slowhei MOGGEDtani

>>151701804
Chadpreet Ballsdeep

>>151701285
unlikeable autist dickwad

>>151700706
My angels support this message :) let's go vladdy jr

>>151701678
Oh Mickey!

>>151701888
why are they like that?

>>151700668 (OP)
>Command so good ball is finishing in the same spot everytime
Drop he fucking bat head like a anvil you literal retards. Ohtani almost got to it bu was slightly late and one of his better spliters that had sideways action as well
I'm a out of shape 36 yr old whie dude who hasn't played baseball since minor league bu could get a hit on this dude by my second a bat
Major leagers are a MEME

>>151701156
Heres my lineup
>1.Kike Hernandez
>2.Ohani
3.Smith
4.Freddie
5.Teoscar
6.Edman
7.
8.
9.Mookie
.
.
12.Pages

>>151702092
Nah, our Home Depots used to have contracts with fast food joints at the entrance to set up pop up shops. So there used to be Subways etc. right at the entrance / exit. It made sense because contractors and people fucking around with DIY projects at home would stop in there buy whatever shit they were missing, then pick up a sandwich on the way out.