Thread 151705992

finlandia

>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

not reading that cope

>>151705992 (OP)
What a quitter

>>151706015
I gotchu b

Chat is this real?

Dana White summons demons to lose to hot prospects in DWCS

ME EYE ! ME FOOKEN EYE !!! OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS !! REF HELP ! REF PLEASE IT SHOULD O' BEEN A DQ MATE ! OI DON'T WANNAE FOIGHT CIRYL GANE AGAIN PLEASE MATE GIVE ME A DQ WIN LAD !! OI'M NOT SCARED OI SWEAR ME PEEPERS REALLY HURT !!!

Jones = Sukuna
Tom = Gojo
Gane = Kenjaku

>>151706050
Finding out this was man made was like finding out santa isnt real

>>151706061
It was a joint effort between private enterprise and communist nature

>>151706061
Wait until you find out who made the boarders of the country. Here's a hint, it wasn't fish.

>>151706061
Finland is mengmade? Thats crazy

What is everyone doing for Halloheem?

Mengshaped too when joined to sweden
>>151706077
Hiding

>>151706077
Watching MY jays rape 'n gape the la basedgers

>>151706077
We don't celebrate that crap here.

>>151706077
I will be passing out candy with my 5 month old while the wife and sister in law take our other two trick or treating.
>warning for 498 bake
sheesh!

>>151706091
You are sending your wife and her sister out dressed as sluts why exactly

It's a lanyard. They gave them out at the Dudes That Love Super Hard Cocks convention. Myth busted.

>>151706101
They're chinese women b they wear men's large shirts and cargo shorts.

>>151706089
Facts. This is a christian general.

>>151706098
I heard this earlier but de su am too stupid to know what this means in practice

>>151706101
BBC hunting i fear...

>>151706113
Excellent taste bappa I'm impressed I would prefer more jungley SEA but each to their own

>>151706115
Nigga sipping on a cocktail named precious princess throat queen.

>>151706128
peach

>>151706113
are you obligated to financially support other members of your wife's family?

>>151706157
Who's the skirt

>>151706160
Nope. Her sister is one of those career women and seems to be slowly sliding into caretaker role for the parents. Both our parents did very well financially, too. We're the fuck ups.

If you have a chinese wife, your son will turn into an Elliot Rodgers and your daughter will turn into that whore at Georgetown who did humiliation porn.

Anyone play the ufc games or are you all too fat fingered?

>>151706194
God I love her so much
>>151706204
Come on b you're talmbout a 5 month baby and it isn't ngannou's

It's always the same reaction. Just be happy for a change!

oi oi it's ya boy

French women rim black males anus'

>>151706194
needs my BWC in her BBB (BROWN BOSNIAN BUTTHOLE)

I wish I had a nice thai/viet wife but I can settle for the philippines or dprk

Just how salty is Ronda Rousey

>>151706246
I'm sure you could do better man.

>>151706246
>filpino
bro no. just no.

>>151706204
I'm an Elliot Rodger but my sister is demure and respectable (but liberal) . she's not sexual which is why I think some of her previous relationships failed. she lost her virginity in her late 20's.

>>151706255
>shits on WWE
>shits on UFC
based helwani hater housey

>>151706270
ngl b I cannot think of a good reason to know when your sister lost her virginity

>>151706275
the best part is, is when she shits on Rogan. Based. Taekwando is a fucking meme.

yjk Tomala would pull up on bbc buffet like he owns damn place

>>151706281
she was upset because she felt her long time boyfriend pushed her to have sex with him on her birthday.

OWIE ME FUCKING EYE M8 I CAN'T FUCKING SEE M8

deep..

>>151706298
yeah bappa the confusion on my end is why would you even know that

Can we sister swap?

>>151706319
she confided in us (her brothers).
she didn't mention anything about virginity but I can only assume because of how affected she was by the incident, plus I've grown up with her so I'm pretty aware of how she is.

heem still hasnt resolved itself to the simple fact: Tom has the belt, Gane cheated. Mentally ill people from third world countries. I fear.

>>151706246
Filipino women are the biggest whores on the planet.

>>151706281
If she's pregnant

>>151706350
Amen.

>>151706077
Going to some gayass party with my woife

>>151706346
who? it's Steve Garcia fight week

>>151706346
simple as. don't eyepoke people if you want to keep the fight going.

>>151706339
Can I have her now?

>>151705992 (OP)
Who actually still believes Tom's act?

Tom has a belt the same way JDM has a belt

don't let spammy know your sister was raped

>>151706376
no, she's married to a tall white guy (not the previous boyfriend, she broke up with him after the incident) and has two children.

>>151706204
amelia wang (mayli)

My wife Zhang Weili

my wife shamill gaziev

>>151706432
What? but that's a man?

heavyweight today is a thin shadow of the gaziev era

>>151706483
levleles

i've been watching since ufc 300 so i'm not letting a bunch of newfags explain how eye pokes work

>>151706414
She’s gotten fat in recent pictures

>>151706458
Are you not man enough to have a male wife?

HUGE event in Slovenia in November
Im fighting on the card btw

>>151706552
Post.

>>151706603
Are you one of the female fighters?

>>151706619
Let's just say im gonna body that revolting goblin freak!

me son tom a fuckin blind poofter

ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS NIGGA
LUKE TRACY NIGGA

LORE DROP: Lucas Tracy MMA's logo is a reference to the infamous goatse image

>>151706617
I don’t have it. I saw it on this site and recognized her.

I thought Patchy Minx was a lock for "biggest aura loss of the year" but then the Thomas Binhole incident happened.

>>151706603
Hello Drnovsek you grotty toothless smack head

>>151706603
"The Axe"

>>151706721
More like The Twink. I'd fuck that dudes butt, sexy little lightweight.

>>151706603
Goodluck sis, Im fighting on this card too

>>151706698
We just had Reinder de Quitter a few weeks ago

>>151706348
Prawlblem?

Hmm

>>151706246
SEA women will oliterate your white bloodline, ive seen what happens when white men mate with them.

>>151706483
Ughh brazza my tummy!

>>151706805
would

Tom De Quitter

>>151706698
Why are so many french women in the UK with black males in sexual relationships? My friend in primary school had a nigerian dad who beat him and a french mum. Can you keep your interracial relationships in france instead of loading them on us lol

heemschedule:
>TODAY: DBX 4: Gable vs Swanson (battle on the card too)
>TOMORROW: ONE FC, Power Slap, Karate Combat (Hall, Pena, Ismagulov)
>SATURDAY: Oktagon, UFC: Garcia vs Onama

>>151706822
Peach

French women gyrating on black men's laps

>>151706844
This isn't your pornhub tab

>>151706835
Garcia heems osama

>>151706603
same

>>151706849
both very chinny
>>151706850
he's so fucking slow

>>151706850
French women be salivating

>>151706056
True I fear

>>151706805
>>151706841
Pretty I guess

He created chaos!

>>151706850
fat nigga

Tom, you can quit, you can run and you can hide

>>151706077
I’ll just spend the day with my gf. We were thinking of going to a party, but why doing that when you can just stay cozy at home having sex?

>>151706885
Bigger needs to do more incline dumbbell press what a fucked up chest lol, Tom would never

*enters thread*

>>151706888
Can I join and fuck your awesome girlfriend?

>>151706888
Faggot

Joe Rogan cried tears over Rhonda's success. I think he was just emotional that schaub was up in her guts instead of joey's ring rust

Right well auto correct has just completely fucked me there

>>151706805
>>151706841
Levels.

gane is old news

>>151706896
One step ahead of you bud wait your turn

>>151706834
never asked about your fetishes b
let's talk about MMA

Halloween is a foid holiday. Wish I could legally heem every basic boring unoriginal tiktok slut that wears or is into the Scream/Terrifer mask. They usually wear fishnets, sometimes are fat, but always listen to shit like Sleep Token and Being Me The Horizon.

>>151706915
they want to be banged by men wearing those masks. its the easiest time of the year to get pussy

>>151706056
>Six Eyes
>Gojo wears a Blindfold

>>151706915
I agree. We celebrate Halloheem here.

>>151706920
NYE is easiest

>>151706915
Honestly? If I could get away with it I would kill almost everyone, and then myself. Yeah motherfucker

>>151706931
you're wrong but you already knew that.

Tell me your picks and I will run it through a name spin the wheel name game, winner takes all.

post your zig and zag paths forward for tom aspinall

>>151706942
i would imprenate both shev and weili in the same session. a threesome if you will, i fear.

>>151706834
most of the famous french* nafri/black athletes tend to be inmigrants from places like algeria, cameroon and those places tbf

>>151706942
All I know for sure is that Bo Nickal will be back in a way few could have predicted.

>>151706944
I have already extensively covered this across multiple threads tom needs to do the heel turn of the millennium apologize to bones and become his apprentice he is doomed to bitch status any other way

He has seventy five... Movies... Made... I have seventy five... Bar fights... Made

>>151706942
The whole card are you high

So with Gane cheating for no fucking reason and Aspinal being exposed as a massive pussy, what's next for the heavyweight division?

>>151706979
remove it along with wmma.

Honestly? Anime

>>151706979
make the fat powerslop dudes fight for it
this division is shittier than the wmma bantamweight division anyway

>>151707028
Good grief

>>151707028
anime

Anime vs X-Men who's taking this heavy hitter matchup in the heavy hitter division

Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium
Wir betreten feuertrunken
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!

>>151707039
retarded ref

Aspinall disgraced fighting as a concept.

Sean Strickland was a worse champion.

tom views mma as an occupation, not an artform

>>151706979
Gane’s reason to foul Thom was to impair his vision, thus gaining a significant advantage over him (based).

I feel I would land on Aspinall

Wolverine from the X-Men

What being molested does to a mf

>>151707091
it's been a few days already, when is he going to admit he can see again ?
is he gonna milk this until he doesn't have to fight Gane again ?

Thommy Thommy Thommy
Yuo cant see
The way Cyril Gane beat yourasshypnotizedme

>>151707108
Has canor admitted he lost to dustbin yet

>>151707086
Yeah youd drop that thang on him...playa!

>>151707108
i just checked his amazon account he just ordered sunglasses and a cane

tom was so shook by ganes chakra he forgot to do the arm shoulder thing

Tom's gonna be that guy, when gane's world champion, when he's a legend, tom's gonna be at some "guess the weight of the piglet' stall talking some shit about "I beat that guy one time"

the hottest wmma, norma dumont, alice ardelean, cris cyborg, gabi garcia, all heterosexual. there's a message here

>>151707135
Wow

When Gane is on his 19th title defense Tom is gonnabe that guy in the bar
>I had a no contest draw with this lad once you know!

You really have to worry for tom's wife at this delicate time we all know how bongs are vis an vis losses

I need that Chandler figurine

>>151706942
>shart/dookie

>>151707241
Who's the skirt unironically, is it grasso?

>>151707208
>blind husband
>retard son
basically the gay son-thot daughter conundrum for women

>>151707089
For the longest time I thought wolverine was called X-Man

>>151707247
The classic French
>oui I zid not know I could not do zat! My profuse apologies zir!
>does the exact same thing again

what is blud doing??? :crying:

How would SkullGreymon do in the ufc?

>>151707265
it's combat sport buddy

Gane would be an expert spy. He has the bumbling but knowing act down to a pat.

>>151707288
Gane is duplicitous and crooked.

>>151707291
A Sellersesque performance from the highest intellect in UFC after JBJ

You all seem to be forgetting we have a ufc card this Saturday

>>151707278
I reckon Gane could dodge his missiles edge out a decision

Pimblett looks so clumsy. He looked like shit against furgeson. Now he wants to fight for the title lmao, dreaming.

Tiny furgasen

>>151707249
Yeah

>>151707329
Is it true scandis have small penises

>>151707349
Who's asking

one day tom aspinall will be cleaning my toilets and see president of france gane on the tv. he will mumble something about barely losing a round to him once and i will tell him to shut the fuck up.

>>151707380
gane is disqualified from running for office, much like he was disqualified for cheating against the GOAT tom.

>>151707395
The G stands for Gayest

Tom Aspinall? Didn't want to fight sadly.

Which fighters will be affected the most by the ending of SNAP benefits coming up?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME FOCKIN OYEEEEEE

Gane fans pride themselves on being "scholars" yet they lack the pattern recognition to register that he is 0-3 in title fights. Curious

AI is for faggots.

>>151707429
That’s not funny. Prepare to get doxed.

Steve Garcia is fighting this Sa(turd)ay.

>>151707404
The OAT stands for OATS

>>151707429
>counting or not counting interim defenses?

>>151707426
kevin holland will need to start fighting 12 times a year just to afford his beefaroni

>>151707429
This is not funny

Troomala will order a hit on Gane before their rematch

ME PEEPERS GOT THE HURTSIES !!!

>>151707493
Gane is the one who lives in troon france anon..

French “””people””” are faggots and queers

Will Tomala beat Poobert Shittaker's record of holding the undisputed belt for the longest time without a single undisputed title win?

The Greeks invented homosexuality. The French perfected it.

How about Islam vs JDM bros? Another Dagi win?

>>151707515
Already has last time he fought was 722 days ago vs tyvura

>>151707515
he just had a defense last week. his 2nd

>>151707518
wrong
homosexuality is an aberration in european society

In France, infidelity is common place and expected. If the wife comes home with a boyfriend the husband greets him with a kiss on the cheek and a baguette.

>>151707529
Greeks did all that shit. Alexander the Great was fucking twinks.

>>151707541
>>151707518
>>151707513
Gane FUCKED that piggy up, now oink for ya Ganedaddy slop!

>>151706841
>>151706805
crazy how many assholes that hapa whore licked in those videos, basically anyone kissing her is indirectly the assholes of those 3 guys she rimmed

>>151707551
Romans too

>>151707555
Pillowfisted

>>151707556
She looks like a sophisticated lady

>>151707556
200 dollars for a decently pretty HAPA girl.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151707518
fucking twinks and trannies is based

>>151707551
semitic fiction is not history

>>151707349
I know a dane with 30cm penis

>>151707555
the most predictable style clash in mma history to be honest

>>151707576
>being a giant flaming faggot is le based!
Average fr*nchoid

hapas can't fight

>>151707581
Hahaha gayboy yuroqueer

>>151707564
Tomala? We know.

The coward of Manchester
The rat of Elm street
The crying bitch of Baskerville

>>151707581
Cope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

>>151707615
Elm street is set in America.

>>151707597
Kek, what a pillow fisted bum

>>151707634
Who asked dumbass?

>>151707667
Monitor.

>>151707677
Don’t sign your posts.

>>151707429
Oh my god b

imagine wrestling not 1 bear cub but three adult bears. really makes me doubt khabib's legacy

ayo nigga where the air at?

gane breaks the glass cannon of greater manchester

Aspinall the piece of shit!
Gane the piece of shit!
Jon Jones! I'm coming for you, motherfucker!

during the 5 minute recovery time, the offending party should have to do pushups or something

Aspinall is essentially Brett Rogers

>>151706077
I'm getting older so I'm gonna creep on girls at my nephews Halloween party I heard girls like drugs....

>>151707800
RAPE!

>>151706942
>2 wmma on the main card
fuckin lol

>>151707426
literally sedrique dumas

Trvke

I'm gonan be literal and say this one thing for you literally. In a literal sense, Tom Aspinall gorgonzola cheese pizza tabasco sauce salami ham. 10-15 minutes. Piping hot fresh out the oven. Yeah

>>151707775
the injured party should be granted 1 free power slap on the offender.

Without lies? Anime

Khabib would eat your lunch when you're not looking

>>151707870
now that's a great fuckin rule b you should be on the panel of rulemakers imo

>>151707888
Khabib eats men's ass.

>>151707920
wtf? I hate khabib now

https://youtu.be/n2A4RbbG7fo
random frankie edgar docu-short just dropped

the physiological process of getting knocked out assessed by frankie edgar

>>151707874
We don’t sign our posts here.

prime Frankie clears the 155lbs division

Me name's Tom Aspinall. I woss raped by Curtis Blaydes and Ciryl Gane. Me knee woss givin' me the ouchies and me eye got the hurtsies.

>>151706286
whoa calm down, Joe Rogan is like a five black belt TKD champ and he knocked out that 8 year old 40 years ago don't talk crazy

Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.

For me, it's doing a tiktok dance over the lifeless body of your opponent. You're not a Champion unless you can steal their soul though gyrating movement.

TJ Dillashaw said Aspinall made a business decision

>>151707972
LIL FRANKIE PIZZERONI DESTROYS THE LW DIVISION WITH PARMESAN POWER

>>151708057
Oh for me? For me pearsonally? Inho its doing "The monkey"

So Gane got paid a million dollars and Tom is viewed as a quitter? Lmao.

ciryl gane reached into the air and grabbed some zero point energy and threw it into tom's eye

>>151708107
Hey Ciry, set a date for Aspinall v. Gane 2.

>>151707265
Sounds based

Tom "me pussy hurts" Aspinall

>>151708191
cyril "my fans are all mentally ill faggots" gane

Bodied that Favela piglet freak!

>>151708207
lmao what the fuck

>>151708204
who ?

>>151708207
What good is any martial art when Zuckerkike can buy and sell yuor sorry ass? Food for thought

>>151708207
keep an eye out for a kid named zuck

>>151708207
unironically wouldve heemed elon

I woonder wut heems sayin about me eye

>>151708207
Zuck vs Kadyrov is the fight to make

Yeah I'm thinking Gane.

>>151708207
>single leg @ 0:07
absolute beast of a peach title shot when my guy?

>>151708207
Zuck Kadyroved him

the ufc has spoiled brats like tom aspinall who get handed everything including free belts, while real contenders like gane need a million fight win streak just to get an unofficial title eliminator. the system is corrupt.

My new meta? It's eye sight. 20/20. Deal with it.

>>151708281
Agreed. Tom cried his way to the top

>Oops sorry you missed the captcha cooldown by .02 seconds so here's another 120 second cooldown

Well this website is borderline unusable now but at least they stopped the spam right?

>>151708283
i have astigmatism n wear glasses

make fouls legal. no one should have eyeballs, or testicles.
this is the only rational way forward.

Jones "I am still irrelevant" Bones

I am excit
ed to see if he will fight Alex though.

heeminder gooby had better than 20/20 vision and attributes that as one of his greatest strengths in the cage.
imagine expecting anyone to fight with half a eye

Zuck has a clean single leg fair play

All fighters must have trans surgery and both eyeballs removed

>>151708340
Plenty of people have fought on one eye b aspinall's a heartlet

Tom quit against Blaydes in the first fight. 1 whiff of that bbc power and he instantly went down with a knee injury 30 seconds into the fight. Why not legalize eyepokes?

>>151708207
All my idols are dead.

>>151708369
Are you saying that he’ll heem Gane in the rematch?

>>151708375
Lmao.

Tommy knows he's sweet.

>>151708369
He has a history of quitting actually, jones talked about this

>>151708328
Tough break. Ain't no chance of a run at the 20/20 strap through catch-sight fights. Has to be LASIK and 4 months recovery.

>>151708523
My vision is better than 20/20 vision

I would snap Zuckerbot's head and rip out spine zone and show you he was never a real person with red in my eyes

>>151708541
Post bicep

>>151708534
PEDs are illegal anon.

Dan Hooker will do a Bisping and become LW champion

Poatan will not be able to fight at UFC White House 1. He was heemed to a permanent end by Zuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQc2SH0EXtV/

>>151708541
I could submit the Zuck in a few minutes, but I still respect him for having a healthy hobby and bringing his family to enjoy his lifestyle with him. Actually doing martial arts in his position is a big sign of humbleness. I don't know if it's my autism, but I've always seem fighting as the best way to communicate and expressing yourself in every way. I feel happy for a fellow autistic guy exposing himself when he has no actual reason to do it.

Me to Mick Parkin haters

>>151708685
I don't dislike Zuck for getting into martial arts, but it seems like a pretty deliberate rebrand because people thought he was a nerdy psycho.

You can’t be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel.

hey pussy you still here

>>151708499
TRVKE from the GOAT

D B X 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkiXdELzU7w

>>151706841
Beast of a peach b

>Mike Perry not on commentary
YAWN

You now remember one-time UFC heavyweight champion Tommy Reddit.

>>151709099
>>151709135
I quite enjoyed DBX. Quick fights and lots of knockouts. But Mike isn't the best at commentary. Just keep him around as a hype man not on the commentary team.

>>151709076
>can crush for gable
no thanks b

>>151708207
Delete this

/heem/ is a kayfabe friendly general

>squirty boxing event on thursday
is there a reason for this or were they just too cheap to pay the venue for a friday or saturday?

Dirtydaddies about to show UFCpiglets how it's done.

Maybe the most intense staredown in MMA history.

>>151708685
He is a jew not an ''autist'', a jew trying to suck off something popular to boost his image/profit from it

>>151709197
ain't no way a horse drew all that bappa

i need to poop

>>151709364
Is clozapig busy or something?

PETITION TO SEND ANDY THE PEDOPHILE TO PRISON FOREVER

>>151709384
Fraid so.

>>151709393
Mentally ill freaks!

>>151709405
Don't be scared homie.

>>151709393
post toms mom
she must be an absolute unit

>ai exists to make fag videos for third world neets
smdh

>>151709432
I'm afraid for my toilet.

>>151708207
just how shit is ankalaev

>>151709258
>>151709393
I don't wanna live in this planet anymore.

Mariya Agapova suffers from schizophrenia and drug addiction.

>>151708207
Mark? More like 'Samson'

>>151709476
i can save her

who's this lisping black retard commentating dirty bawlxing

>>151709476
That's like Spammy and Sneed combined into one completely dysfunctional person.

>>151709476
I can induce an onset of manic episodes, the likes she has NEVER experienced

>>151709612
isn't sneed a literal schizo too

>>151709645
No, and actually I've been sober all year by the grace of god

>>151709652
idk about that bee i sawl that photo of your back

Stipe got his eyes raked by DC in both fights and he didnt quit like a bitch.

>>151709672
wasnt me

Stipe and DC could roll out of bed tomorrow and win the heavyweight belt.

Providing that my eyes are perfectly clear, perfectly moist and with zero inflammation, then I'll agree to fight with you. These are my terms. They are non-negotiable.

>agapova lost
kwab
TWO FACKIN YEARS

>>151709645
The soiled steatorrhea shorts shaved legs schnauzer schlong suckler sadly

>>151709829
damn b you in orlando?

gassed

The UFC heavyweight Champion Mick Parkin

>>151709137
She's a very approachable amount of pretty.

Jiri is retweeting the posts about pulling out to eye pokes is cowardice

When is Jizzy fighting again?

ME. FOCKEN. OYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I
CAN'T
FOCKEN
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ME OYES!!!! ME MINCERS!!!! ME PEEPEERS!!!!! I'M FOCKEN BLOIND!!

Give me a reason why I should give a shit about Tom Aspinall.

>>151710191
His fucking eye mate.

people only care about heavyweight because of Jon Jones.

elbows in boxing is pretty based

>>151710248
Now they have Pereira too.

>>151709985
That guy would've kept fighting.

Just popped an ALP nicotine pouch

>>151710366
i think alex is going to defend his lhw belt before doing hw probably against jones

>>151709167
His slurred drunk rambles are kino

Popped an ALP I'm sweating, woo!

/heem/ sucks

Whoo god damn nigga this ALP got me feeling sprung

Anik's brother sounds like Anik if he inhaled helium 8 seconds ago

think of a fighter.
post them.

lol

HEEEEEM

HEEEEM

what wins if they were scaled to the same weight? a bear or 'roo

doos finna kiss

>>151710564
i thought it was anik?

>>151710635
>average kangaroo 200lbs
>average bear 1300lbs
If they were scaled to weight the roo would be 20 feet tall
>>151710695
I agree but I disagree

ME. FOCKEN. OYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I
CAN'T
FOCKEN
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ME OYES!!!! ME MINCERS!!!! ME PEEPEERS!!!!! ME FOCKEN OOOORB!!!!!!!! I'M FOCKEN BLOIND!!

TOMALA!!!

Stop making fun of Aspinall you fuckwits. He could seriously have permanent eye damage.

glad i'm not 0-2 in dirty boxing like that guy

Tom has two successful defenses and Gane has 3 title fight losses. LOL

This commercial is very gay

AAAAGAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

He screams in silence

>>151710972
Tomala has never won a title fight let alone defend the title.

A tormented soul weeps for no one

This post is brought to you by ALP

Within the depths of despair he silently wails

GayGuard never got to be UFC Champion

>>151710743
>I agree but I disagree

For sure I agree, but I disagree.

brooo who edited this you can see mike struggling to read

>>151711152
look at those hairlines, god damn

You have ALP.

The eyes are hollow

My wife was sitting next to me in bed and she turned to me and said "I cannot believe I used to live without DBX thank you DBX"

things we fight for:
pride
pain
power
respect

Things we fight for:
Dirty
Diaper
Panties

I called Tom and said "This DBX is amazing can you believe it" and he said "I cont fockin see"

we geeeet it b arthur jones is dead gawd dawg

>>151710851
I'm afraid he keeps saying this
indeed, Troon Assbinhole is a little bitch

>>151711152
>black
>black
>white
>black
>white

oy tawmie dares a finga in ye eyebull

>>151711330
if you're going from right to left, yeah

free slop live on youtube for anybody wondering

Gable Steveson vs. Billy Swanson
Bryan Battle vs. Nick Kohring
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Nayanesh Ayman
Alexander Schenk vs. Montavious Ware


https://www.youtube.com/live/wkiXdELzU7w?si=LP3mKRSeYnolKLfI

and the nominees for this year's prestigious KWABOTY award are:
Renier de Quitter
Tomala Asspinall
MagoKEK Ankalacuck

>>151711427
we're watching G, thanks

I used to piss into the sink, now I sink into the piss.

>>151711467
words of wisdom

/sp/ has been slow as shit lately, same thing happened during ufc

Hep me god pease hep me the SCHAUB IS HOT

>>151706942
was fucking brady morales canceled

this semen slurping sport

acne on my chest. I hate it.

conor mcgregor's last fight was 4 years ago

Slob on my knob. Love it.

>>151711577
fixing your diet for a few months will clear 60-70% of your acne if you’re an adult

if you’re a teenager you just gotta push through it

Apturo
Topturo

>>151711467
It really do be like that, B.

sounds like anik on testosterone blockers

brazza I get acne I cannot to fight

Saturday looks like its either going to be full of heels or boring decisions. No in-between.

did Battle fight already? and didnt he sign with pfl or someting?

>>151711838
nah he's co main

>>151711838
you absolute casual it's up next
>captcha DOOH8

>>151711838
he is the co main, one more fight and then he is on

>>151711852
it isn’t next, it is after next

trinaldo up next

>>151711864
we'll see where the chips fall

>>151711602
who?

breh who is this slud barely can read

>>151711920
some irish unc

Joe Rogan probably prolapsed a little when he saw Gane's finger going into Tompiggy's eye

lol what the fuck is this girls job?

Wish The Schmoe would get fuckibg shot in the head

>>151711925
>>151711936
she is really sounding the stats out kek… hot

>>151711925
It's Mike Perry's DIrty Boxing Championship not Geoffrey Chaucer's Dirty Boxing Championship

>>151711938
Instead he's giving Helen Yee the Schenis

>>151711925
im not even listen just watching b

>>151711941
its curious that shes not nervous at all despite doing such a bad job

Jeff Spicoli Dirty Boxing Championship

can’t be stopped can’t be hurt can’t be moved can’t be shook can’t be rocked when will u niggas learn

post yfw when the stream buffer and you start to hear your thoughts

such fucking bullshit that tom was knocked out cold but because a finger grazed his eyelid it's declared a no contest

Tom Asspoopnawl

>>151709137
Who?

Can't wait for sleem gotta get that Tom taste out of my mouth, yuck!

>>151712095
>>151712104
>y-you don't recognize porn girl?!?!
smdh

Way to tank an interview Schmuck

>>151711520
Ufc is dead, and dana white killed it

Scottson California
Get an dick back in this broads mouth

>>151712079
>>151712110
she’s a bit of a daddy’s girl

Brain Battle walking in now

HAHA DUDE IS THAT THE SCHMO? I LOVE THAT CRAZY MFER THE SCHMO

le weight miss man himself? the butcher?

WEEEEEEEEEEEM

butchered

HEEEEEEEEEEM

wow it turns out uber drivers can’t run forward and windmill punched as hard as they can against ufc fighters

anik’s gay brother is seriously weirding me out

>>151712209
Yeah hes super coked out and homosexual

>>151712209
>>151712211

that was p ok bb

jon jones is so gay

Jondaddy got ya seethin

Billy, smash his head big sexy Billy

Billy is one corn fed white nigger I tellyewhat

will gurble be ufc champ? division is kinda weak rn

Gable Steveson is a disgusting ape

>>151712263
Many are saying this

slow down on that bigen gabe

Shades of Kinbo vs Seth incoming

who here has seen big billy fight? I’m guessing he is absolute garbage?

Why does this guy sound exactly like Jon Anik

Lil bro commentator trying to emulate UFC 50 era Rogan kek

>>151712300
this is jon’s alter ego, he wears a wig outside the ufc

Gane just challenged Tom to a No Disqualification Rematch... Commissioner okay'd it. Question is, will Tom accept?

>>151712320
wish rogan would give that a shot

Quick, hold the checks up for the national anthem

doing a shitty anthem for 100 people

Dirty Boxing 5: Pico vs Steele

>>151711944
fucking kek get a load of the singer too

I hate boxing for making this a thing.

>>151712352
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>151706694
Obviously. That's the first thing I thought when I saw it. I thought that's exactly what it was ment to be.

don’t blink, billy will finish this quickly…

Mauricio Ruffy vs Quillan Salkilld is Officially Signed for UFC Sydney in Australia on February 7th, 2026.

big sexy billy swanson is your favorite fighter’s favorite fighter

Big Billy gonna Billsplode on Gables nigger head all due respect

>>151712371
>>151712371
>>151712371

SKLEEEEEEEM

>>151712369
I thought Salkilld was a welterweight

zesty