Thread 151729674

saturday (01/11)
>BRA1
16:00 | Santos x Fortaleza
16:00 | Cruzeiro x Vitória
18:00 | Mirassol x Botafogo
21:00 | Flamengo x Sport Recife
>ARG1
14:45 | Aldosivi x Independiente Rivadavia
16:00 | Barracas Central x Argentinos Juniors
17:00 | Vélez Sarsfield x Talleres
20:00 | CA Independiente x Atlético Tucumán
>URY1
10:00 | Progreso x Montevideo City Torque
16:30 | Liverpool UY x Juventud de Las Piedras
19:00 | Cerro x Nacional
>PRY1
17:30 | Nacional Asunción x Sportivo Trinidense
20:00 | Libertad x Olimpia
>BRA2
16:00 | Goiás x Athletico
18:30 | Avaí x Athletic Club
>CHL1
18:00 | Ñublense x Colo Colo

sunday (02/11)
>BRA1
16:00 | Corinthians x Grêmio
16:00 | Ceará x Fluminense
16:00 | Bahia x Red Bull Bragantino
18:30 | Juventude x Palmeiras
18:30 | Internacional x Atlético Mineiro
20:30 | Vasco da Gama x São Paulo
>ARG1
16:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Boca Juniors
18:30 | Godoy Cruz x San Martín de San Juan
20:30 | River Plate x Gimnasia y Esgrima
>URY1
10:00 | River Plate UY x Miramar Misiones
16:30 | Racing de Montevideo x Danubio
19:00 | Peñarol x Defensor Sporting
>PRY1
17:30 | Sportivo Luqueño x Sportivo Ameliano
20:00 | Cerro Porteño x Guaraní
>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
20:30/18:30 | Atlético Nacional x América de Cali
>BRA2
16:00 | Amazonas FC x Cuiabá
18:30 | Remo x Chapecoense
20:30 | Operário-PR x Vila Nova FC
>CHL1
12:30 | Huachipato x Universidad de Chile
17:30 | Universidad Católica x O'Higgins
17:30 | Coquimbo Unido x Unión La Calera
20:30 | Everton de Viña del Mar x Unión Española

also promiedos.com.ar

>previous
>>151716538

>>151727835
fuck you

If the purpose of life is not suffering, then the human being is the most unfit being in the world

shitty thread
aqui é japão porra

didn't know this is a thing. OP is probably the adm.

>>151729708
shouldn't have bitten that apple, adam

>>151729708
You only suffer if you stir away from the path

im at the city plaza rn, something to take notice: most yourgers passing by have tatuagens

for me, it's Gabi Moura

>>151729700
Be honest, you listen to video game BGM don't you.

>>151729859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1ztDTxemg

>>151729791
This Plaza?

there's still time

>games at 11:30 and 12:00
>not even scottish football which is pretty much early 00s gaúcho football on
saturdays are fucking awful
we need 10 am série b or série c games

>>151729908
one semester of advanced calculus made me hate math

>>151729908
I already know all of thse things and my life sucks

i love ge schizos
it's so funny this might be a random tiozão with wife and kids who puts a lot of effort into being his comment section persona
>>151729979
skill issue

>>151729989
GE comment section is just copalib for boomers

>>151729979
Real math like geometry is fun. But when it is purely theoretical crap it makes me angry.

Why didnt falcao play in the field? Youd assume a guy with his skills would aim for more money

Fluminense beats Flamengo on aggregate and passes through to the Copa Rio U-15 final against Vasco da Gama.
Fluminense v Flamengo for the Copa Rio U-17 semi-finals starts in 13 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25aHANuQ94

>>151730041
Wrong link, this is the correct one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ebug0yL04

>>151730035
He wouldn't be so remembered on the field as he was in futsal

>>151730041
>>151730057
fail

>>151729754
holy reddit

>>151730022
I used to love math and do math olympics but then you get into linear algebra and ODEs and you write two pages of calculations without a single number to find the eigenvalue of matrices to do the skibidi transformation of a linear system of functions (made up crap).
I do NOT know what a ln or sec(e^ix) is and I hate those who know.

Only green flags in this thread, grim.

>>151729754
Palmeiras is quite literally the most playboy team in existence
Even their organizada was created by a playboy

>>151730091
Blue flags are working in 12-hours journeys

>>151730091
Just like in the libertadores

>>151730091
this anon wants foreigner semen. someone help him.

bom chia copalib

If you know mathematics, why aren't you using it for quantitative analysis and getting rich?

>>151730091
I blame Petro and Orsomarso

>>151730075
The first link was for the U-15 livestream

>>151730129
I don't know enough mathematics

>>151730129
No idea what that is, do you have any triangles you want to know the area of?

>>151730101
thats how all our commies are outside of the northeast

>>151730128
perro basurero

>>151730184
>>151730189
Reminding 1992 Cearense Championship had FOUR champions: Ceará, Fortaleza, Ferroviário and Icasa (the original one, deceased in 1998, not the current one founded in 1999)

>>151730184
Isnt that beaganrino famous kit? Why does it say ceara

>>151730204
Days of Timão Past

Hey Trikas schizo, it's time for another goleada in São Januário

>>151729989
holy shit, we still have a lot to learn

>>151729989
Let's create an AI only fueled by GE comments and see how it goes

I wonder if he has PTSD and nightmarish flashbacks about the 'nam

I've got some free time on my hands.
Recommend me a south American to fap to.

>>151730319
Juliana Wetmore

>>151730319
Wanchope

>>151730344
That's a negro man.

>>151730347
what was he thinking

>>151730366
>there are no rules on the 'nam

t. copaliber

>>151730386
that's me

>>151730386
All I ask is no tatuagis but that seems even harder to find than that guy's standards.

>>151730386
i'm having a hard time imagining a woman with breast implants but at the same time doesn't drink

>>151730386
Nao aceito jogadores alcoolatras, cabelo pintado, evangelicos, casados com influenciadoras, que tenham passagem pela policia ou que tenham jogado pelo sao paulo

>TRAVESAÑO Y AFUERA
that's a real language btw

>>151730663
you don't want to get her pregnant bro

Cute chinas with sexy tummys for everyone
Bamos voquita btw

>>151729708
You chose to be here

You may like this. Today play /copalib/ favorite teams vitoria and mirassol.
You may not like this. Today plays independiente

>>151730761
Trvke

>>151730663
I fucking hate argie footy slangs except for position of players.
>travesaño
Are you fucking mbappé?
>corner
Are you in fucking 1906 working for a british company in puerto madero?

fuck a.nal

>18:30/20:30/21:30 games
clubs are real silent about how awful the game times are
whenever players play at this time they play with rola cansada
they play like solteiros x casados after a feijoada, it's fucking awful
>Saturday games
1x 16:00 (FUCK WAGIES)
3x 19:00 (wagie friendly hours)
1x 20:30 (game then head to the bar, normie friendly hours)
>Domingo games
1x 11:00
3x 16:00
1x 18:30 (but only one game, hopefully a shitter like atletico goianiense, coritiba, avaí)
>Segunda games
série a teams shouldn't play at segunda...ever

I dont understand how so many people like virtual youtubers, wrestling (the fake one) or bahia, and it makes me really angry.
Specially bahia.

coxafag has been real silent
classic coritiba, will probably pecheate this shit to chapecoense and we'll never hear the end of it

>20:00 | CA Independiente x Atlético Tucumán
>16:00 | Goiás x Athletico
>18:30 | Avaí x Athletic Club
>18:30 | Internacional x Atlético Mineiro
>20:30/18:30 | Atlético Nacional x América de Cali
Which is the tr00 atlético?

>>151731047
My team is getting promoted to série A while yours will play série B for another year

>>151731095
And then I say I am from Maricá and you laugh at me

Na boa? comia e casava se fosse Católica

>>151731129
I would never laugh at you anon, coming out of the closet is very brave.

- Taxa blusinhas fail
- Jovens chorando por 120 bandidos do CV
- Aceitam Lula vender Amazonia
- Aceitam Haddad nao taxar superricos

2026 é Tarcisio ou qualquer outro nome. Lula será estuprado

Imagine Jequiti ads showing during the matches, Patati and Patatá commentating, Celso Portiolli and Ratinho interviewing fans

>>151731260
Galvao vaia ter um AVC até março, eles vao arrumar outro narrador

>>151731272
He's been doing coke for over 40 years. The guy is indestructible

>>151731095
I say this

>>151730319
Tried and true Monica Mattos

>>151731292
He is not Luiz Carlos Jr

galvão is washed as fuck, he can't even scream gol anymore

which way?

>>151731612
Perro quenchi vs perro fresco.

Where's the fulbo?

2025 status?

>>151732177
Doesn't count

>>151731870
Arsenal is winning 2-Nil right now

>>151732177
Died after chinese new year

>>151732214
reddit is that way sir

>you now remember arsenal was rebaixated to b metro
feels good man

For me it's Arsenal de Sarandi

Arsenal isn't even playing.

>>151731607
he is not in the "i need 3 transplants per year" Faustao phase yet

2025 is an awful awful year
We had a mickey mouse CWC tournament which was only good for the first week of brazil vs europe memes
We had 3 data fifas that sucked ass

Vini Jr berg was not caught raping anyone but simply masturbating to the portuguese prostitute Virginia

Sao Paulo x LDU was one of the worst matches in recent times
Palmeiras x LDU was scripted

Racing x Flamengo was good for 15 minutes the rest was worse than the average Bulo Bulo x Blooming

2023 was peak. I miss 2023 so fucking much

nao conta

>John Árias está arrependido de ter deixado o Fluminense para jogar no Wolverhampton e cogita saída do time inglês
>Meio-campista deixou o Fluminense no meio do ano; Wolverhampton pagou 22 milhões de euros ao time carioca para ter o colombiano em seu time

Deportivo Policiales x Comando Rojo

Happy birthday, Huracan

>>151732819
>old lady
>younger than botafogo

>>151732899
isn't putfire the oldest team in Brazil if we count their rowing team?
It's a different situation from Fla since the football team was originally independent and the current team is a merger but I feel it should count

>>151733086
As long as it isnt 2025, it counts

The should remove 1 year from every team because 2025 doesn't count.

They did this in korea recently

>>151732819
congratulations to el sexto grande

Results for today and tomorrow matches
>>BRA1
>16:00 | Santos x Fortaleza (0-0)
>16:00 | Cruzeiro x Vitória (0-0)
>18:00 | Mirassol x Botafogo (0-0)
>21:00 | Flamengo x Sport Recife (0-0)
>>ARG1
>14:45 | Aldosivi x Independiente Rivadavia (0-0)
>16:00 | Barracas Central x Argentinos Juniors (0-0)
>17:00 | Vélez Sarsfield x Talleres (0-0)
>20:00 | CA Independiente x Atlético Tucumán (0-0)
>>URY1
>10:00 | Progreso x Montevideo City Torque (0-0)
>16:30 | Liverpool UY x Juventud de Las Piedras (0-0)
>19:00 | Cerro x Nacional (0-0)
>>PRY1
>17:30 | Nacional Asunción x Sportivo Trinidense (0-0)
>20:00 | Libertad x Olimpia (0-0)
>>BRA2
>16:00 | Goiás x Athletico (0-0)
>18:30 | Avaí x Athletic Club (0-0)
>>CHL1
>18:00 | Ñublense x Colo Colo (0-0)
>sunday (02/11)
>>BRA1
>16:00 | Corinthians x Grêmio (0-0)
>16:00 | Ceará x Fluminense (clasico de la C) (0-0)
>16:00 | Bahia x Red Bull Bragantino (0-0)
>18:30 | Juventude x Palmeiras (0-0)
>18:30 | Internacional x Atlético Mineiro (0-0)
>20:30 | Vasco da Gama x São Paulo (0-0)
>>ARG1
>16:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Boca Juniors (10-0)
>18:30 | Godoy Cruz x San Martín de San Juan (0-0)
>20:30 | River Plate x Gimnasia y Esgrima (0-10)
>>URY1
>10:00 | River Plate UY x Miramar Misiones (0-0)
>16:30 | Racing de Montevideo x Danubio (0-0)
>19:00 | Peñarol x Defensor Sporting (0-0)
>>PRY1
>17:30 | Sportivo Luqueño x Sportivo Ameliano (0-0)
>20:00 | Cerro Porteño x Guaraní (0-0)
>>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
>20:30/18:30 | Atlético Nacional x América de Cali (0-0)
>>BRA2
>16:00 | Amazonas FC x Cuiabá (0-0)
>18:30 | Remo x Chapecoense (clasico) (0-0)
>20:30 | Operário-PR x Vila Nova FC (0-0)
>>CHL1
>12:30 | Huachipato x Universidad de Chile (0-0)
>17:30 | Universidad Católica x O'Higgins (0-0)
>17:30 | Coquimbo Unido x Unión La Calera (0-0)
>20:30 | Everton de Viña del Mar x Unión Española (0-0)

>>151733488
What are the odds of this ever happening?

>>151733522
50-50

>>151733488
bad ending: the whole continent is now argentinão

>>151733086
>isn't putfire the oldest team in Brazil if we count their rowing team?
Yes
>but I feel it should count
We count their pre-merger titles to it's only fair to say Botafogo were founded in 1894.

>>151733522
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000037% supposing there's a 6% chance of a match ending without goals, 38 times in a row

what you truly wanted above all else
your mund-dial
taken from you by hated EVROPEANS.

>>151733488
thanks bruno henrique

How do Palmeiras and Flamengo fans feel knowing that no matter what they win this year, 2025 won't count?

>>151733604
The oldest team in Brazil is a club called Rio Grande founded in 1900

>>151733607
So you're saying there's a chance?

>>151733980
what other year also didn't count?

what's your meme sudaca competition called? i bet you'd trade 50 of them for a CWC

>>151734084
1987

Hello bros, I am a new zealander on vacation in brazik, my name is Patrick btw. I am currently in curitiba and will go uo to sao paolo, belo horizonte, recife and manaos to get to knwo the forest.
I would like to experience some of the much revered brazilian football. Should ai just apporach people playing on the street? What team should I buy a kit form, so that people see I am really interested (as opposed to just some random tourist)?

>>151734102
Get a Coritiba jersey and go watch an Athletico match, or the other way

>>151734100
i looked it up in wikipedia and it very much counted

>>151734102
hey there patrick. it's funny how you commit the same spelling errors as a regular brazilian poster from here

hoje tem bag

Esports: Carlo Ancelotti convoca Seleção Brasileira para Mundial de FIFAe 2025

>>151734022
given enough time yes

>>151734223
Sorry, friend, I am drunk inside one of those weird bus stops you have here and not functioning very well. I am lying on the floor and getting some judgemental looks from the passengers

>>151730091
it's saturday, no chance of waking up before midday

>>151734259
Ojala pierda nacional hoy

Kek you know who is seething rn.

TURKS WIN OVER BRAZIL AHAHAHAHAHAH
>MACACO PAPISTS LEARN THEIR PLACE
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>>151734102
buy the kit of "vai tomar no cu gingo fdp kkk"

Everytime you are being mean to a blueflag this is who you are being mean to

>>151734102
This nigga 100% getting shot.

Nicki nicole bros....
Lamine broke up with our gal

>>151734935
That's just the average mirassolista.

>chikaner could be here
He thought

>>151734102
>curitiba
>são paulo
>belo horizonte
Where did you get this idea from?

i'm brazilian o algo

>>151734102
>no rio
gmi

welcome

Everyone always asks who are the giant teams? Bit nobody ever asks who are the minuscule ones.

Do you rate this man?

>>151735433
sintheticoh paranaense, velesh, once caldas and emelec

>>151735473
You need the complimentary text calling bope for the joke

>>151735239
A fate worse than death

>>151735402
Idiot fuck passed the chance
Aura loss

>>151735099
literally who

>>151732758
Hahaha
Serves the cunt right, I hope they ship him off to Russia

>>151732758
Fell for it again award

>>151735473
Palmerenzos hate this man

Fuck this shit

>>151735882
Calma down, jhon

>>151733543
you are allready argenchino
you just don't know it yet

>>151735928
I already look like an argenchino
Bokita is my life

Ok I just hope it is not 8x0 this time

>>151735928
>you are allready argenchino
nah i'm too white

Nothing will convince me that LDU didnt receive lots of cash to let Palmeiras score at least 3 goals
The 4 was a bonus, like "let's not make it obvious on the penals"

I have a big red button in front of me that has "DESTROY BOKITA" written in big letters

Kaio Jorge > Estevão

>>151736228
Press it

>>151736228
don't press it

>>151736201
post inner thigh

Isabel, sua puta, segundo rebaixamento em 3 anos

Sua vagabunda. Espero que vc fique triste

o santos NÃO cai

>>151736228
>anon presses the button
>a huge horse dildo comes out of the monitor and rapes his little mouth

>Amigos, sejam bondosos com vossas almas. Larguem o Santos Futebol Clube. A gente não merece perder a nossa sanidade com esses vagabundos.

>Sério, amigos e amigas santistas. Pro bem de vocês. Larguem de mão.

I HAVE A PLAN.

A plan to restore balance in Libertadores.

It's simple, but it's gonna require a villain...

VE BRVZILIANS must villify ourselves in the name of Copa Libertadores™

We shall make frequent and absurd posts MOCKING every other member of CONMEBOL, while their own nationals share and quote their own federations.

We must SHAME and PRESSURE their federations into DOING SOMETHING that can raise their level up and bring back balance... No matter the cost.

nerman status?

this is sequence is diabolical

>>151736633
>>151729674 (OP)

IMPORTANT.

Vitória ganha proximos 2 jogos
série B está aí pro Santos

>>151736658
>AimSun
Saints is fucked

RIP in peace, Santos. You are going back to série B. I refuse to believe that Santos' CEO is retarded to the point of not knowing the basics when signing new players. All of Santos strikers suck. The 8º team that spent more money in 2025 and you have attack players worse than the team that spent 0. A scheme similar to what happened to Atl MG and Cruzeiro is happening 100%.

>>151736633
This could unironically work in some cases

My dream is that both Fortaleza and Prantos go to serie B

caralho o santos ta mesmo perdendo pra esse time lixo do fortaleza

>>151736693
são paulo is actually doing a decent season considering this graph

>Neymar getting rebaixated
Please, God. Pretty please...

>>151736693
Rollhaiser is good, I hope Sao paulo hire him for 2026

>>151736733
My dream is to fly

>>151736658
Mirassol is the most dangerous one here

>>151736658
>Will get to see Saints be rebaixated again
>with Neyney

LMAO

>>151729674 (OP)
TE

>>151736754
Ney should just give up and go cuck vini jr. with virginia

>>151736765
Rollhaiser, Souza and Barreal will 100% leave Santos in 2026.

>>151736765
>São Paulo
>Hire
lmao

>>151736666
>>151736658
Palmeiras will save santos this time, right?

any multicanais or futamax mirror working?

>>151736754
Vitoria unfortunately wont save themselves this year desu senpai

It's incredible how one single match (Santos vs Vitória in 2014) changed the entire landscape of Brazilian football for the foreseable future

Tiquinho Soares salary is higher than Kaio Jorge's and Pedro's.

>>151737395
This is bait, right?

>>151737516
Tiquinho: 1.5m
Pedro: 1.1m.
Kaio Jorge: 1m.

>>151736986
what position is Barreal? In Cruzeiro I thought he was volante
>>151737157
loan
0% interest free
hehehe

>>151737395
https://pastebin.com/x61HFnZA

wtf Neymar is still on Santos lol

>>151737600
Left winger/ponta esquerda, sometimes as a midfielder.

>>151737781
who??

>Zé Bagriel
>6 million to Neymar
>Guilherme
>Igor Vinicius
>Mayke
>Tiquinho Soares

OH NO WHY ARE WE GOING TO LA B AGAIN?!

>>151737802
I like him. but he is like one of those players who are 10/10 in 5 matches and 4/10 in the rest 5 matches
very unstable
But I like him

Como é ruim esse Diogo Barbosa

>>151737897
I'm not saying that he is a great player but this nigga almost alone is carrying Santos. He is at least good enough to go to one of the top 10 br teams, maybe even top 5 excluding Flamengo and Palmeiras.

HISPANISTAS CONQUERED

10 bings until mirassol

>>151738439
Thank God, time for some good fulbo

I unironically really want to visit china but i'm afraid my years of gorges dam bombing posting will get me into a black van if i go there

>Neymar can't accept that he is not as his peak anymore so he can't dribble like he used to.
A second counterattack that Fortaleza almost scored and it would be his fault. Not even Messi tries this kind of shit anymore.

>>151738663
when messi was 33, neymar's current age, he scored 46 goals and 19 assists in la liga

>>151738656
Its ok, its mostly jeets that will drown and the dam will collapse eventually anyway.

>>151738663
Messi is driven. Neymar never was. People are saying that he spends his nights playing cs, poker and drinking. Barely sleeps.

>>151738731
I think China is probably the only country in the world that cares for its own people, even in its twisted way. If theyre importing jeets its only for saudi style slave labor and not uk gibs

Clubes brasileiros com mais finais de torneios intern𝗮cion𝗮is na história :

23 - São Paulo
18 - Cruzeiro
15 - Palmeiras
15 - Flamengo
11 - Santos
10 - Grêmio
09 - Internacional

>Santos drew
A defeat would have been funnier but a draw against Fortress at home is still absolutely grim

Santos is the new vasco

>>151738899
Santos is nowhere near vasco, vasco's biggest idol never declared himself a santista

>>151738829
All dams are temporary, like happiness itself.

Gorge dam bomb posting gotta be the most retarded chud perfomative slop

Well look at Mr. Poopy Pants, hating fun as always.

Yes indeed, i hate fun, you and im sending 50 missiles to your villa in 23 minutes

criciwoman
walking down the street

All of the missiles are painted with boca colors too

>>151739262
sabado

Where will the libertadores final.be played

>>151739307
animado

>>151739262
>>151739299
Could you wait til Tuesday? It's a monday off weekend.

Today transvegas will lose HARD.

>>151739313
Itatiaia. Right between SP and RJ.

>>151738829
>I think China is probably the only country in the world that cares for its own people
L(mao)

>>151739381
I thought they are transpasating mandos to that faggot DiCarlo and there was no oposicion?
Did Carrozza lied to me, bros?

Here comes the 中国 experts

>>151739410
Argument? You really think xi wouldnt automate the child xiaomi factories if he could? I know keir wouldnt, macron, lula, they wouldnt

>中国
it's 中國 ackstually

>lula out of nowhere
obsessed

>>151739600
It’s 中国, speak the mainland language goy

gato

Mirassol is luring botafogo into a slurpfest, only to score at an opportune moment

>levar um ponto de volto pro rio não é ruim, considerando que se está jogando contra o Mirassol em São Paulo
A que ponto chegamos

barracas vs vasco, final copa lib 2026 en asuncion

>>151739689
我爱学习中文。 我会说中文。 all I can say is
>argenchinos had TWO red cards against barracas
>vitoria lost, /colapib/ lost
>mirassol is tied against BTFOgo, /colapib/ on suicide watch

>>151739760
Kek

>>151739831
God bless you, dino

It's raining a lot at Mirassol

>>151739856
This faggot commentating on premiere can't stop praising mirassol

Cabañas will never play for barracas

Sem meu Abatti eu nao consigo

>>151739909
That’s me btw

Endrickbros our boy is finally playing

>>151739935
O Bahia rouba pra caralho também, ano passado todo time jogava com um a menos contra o Varhia
>>151739946
Sorry bro

>>151740057
>O Bahia rouba pra caralho também, ano passado todo time jogava com um a menos contra o Varhia
I dont remember any match they were ajudated

Endrick is the Rayo Vallecano man

>>151740057
Based

Those guys biking with the really tight clothes, even when they are training and not in a competition or whatever, it has to be a fetish right?

>>151740215
There were at least 4 matches, not counting a copa do Brasil match against btfogo

>>151739423
he's correct, oposition are either literally whos or impresentables like lunati, dicarlo is winning with like 80%

>>151740407
Feels good, man

gano el equipo del apache
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecsuCy_uuwg

>>151740408
What was the controversy?
https://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/botafogo/noticia/2024/08/07/jogadores-de-botafogo-e-bahia-batem-boca-apos-jogo-da-copa-do-brasil.ghtml
this?

Look who was in Liniers

any arch linux user here? I'm using vanilla arch for many months but it's getting slower and slower
Should I try switch my kernel for a optimized one or is there any command to make CPU load queries faster?

>>151740619
I’m a big fan. Who’s that guy with her?

>>151740619
Oh hai! Virrey! <3

>>151740619
based viceroy

>>151740619
Larry David?

>>151740407
'runner's high' is the name you're after

>>151740619
can he fix it?

Brooos
https://x.com/ulisesdavid__/status/1984641306300129646

>>151740574
Who's gayer: John Textor or the president of Bahia

>>151740771
I would eat that

>>151740639
Time for a fresh install

>>151740771
And they say its the black lung that kills these niggas

>>151739075
so if they get at war all muricans have to do is blow a hole in a wall and china gets btfo?

>>151740619
>russo didn't die but he had to fake his deah to get out of boca
>now he has to put on a disguise to watch any matches
Bros...

>>151741114
Yeah, but murricans literally cannot stop the chinks from violating their aerospace with silly little balloons so who's to say, really.

Almorço

Vitória got promoted to Pernambucano first division

>>151741114
that's how you know china will never invade anything
damn, there are more chances of america bombing tsmc themselves

Confiana became SAF today. And also today the SAF was sold (78%) to Rodolfo Landim, former Flamengo president and husband of a sergipana.

any arch linux user here? I'm using vanilla arch for many months but it's getting slower and slower
Should I try switch my kernel for a optimized one or is there any command to make CPU load queries faster?

>>151741268
nice I was looking for recipes to learn to make pastries but I just gave up before I started

>>151741389
>recipes to learn to make pastries
Watch Marcos Di Cesare on jewtub.

>>151741556
I might

Mirassol just beat botafogo 0-0.

>>151741358
Any futebol sergipano enthusiasts to tell us about how R$24mi could impact the club?

What a disgusting match holy shit

almuerzo with a friend

this is advanced slurping

niggas acting like mirassol and Botafogo was supposed to look like a game of my liverpool

>>151741830
>wait wait, don't bite just yet I need to take a picture for my online friends
I hate your kind

>>151730199
É impressionante a quantidade de marca bosta que já fez a camisa do Vasco. Não tem uma Nike ou Adidas.
>>151730189
Linda essa
>>151729974
Essa também.
>>151741358
It must be so good owning a small team. Like playing FIFA in real life even if it's with not that good players doesn't matter, still fun.

>>151741959
don't be racist now

>>151741824
R$ 24 mi in three years as initial investment

He's got a point: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762038852983992.mp4

Don't open.

>>151741830
Independiente del Valle is in this picture

perro droga

A Leila Pereira
>Pra qual time você torcia quando pequena?
Leila:
>Palmeiraxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>151742387
based perro found the cuadraditos grises del tamaño de flinn paff

>>151741977
nike é uma merda cara, qual foi o ultimo uni bonito que fizeram?
>>151741959
worst type of "people"

>>151742453
>qual foi o ultimo uni bonito que fizeram
voce, fofinho gostoso

>>151742519
hihihi

>>151741268
It looks tasty

You are a enemy of Christ

You = comando vermelho
Christ = the police

é errado desejar a morte mas eu queria que o Richarlysson morresse

sou do rio mas vou ter que me mudar lra são paulo em breve e já tô ficando com depressão...

>>151742787
Why

>>151741977
Vasco is becoming Nike next year. good for the club's bank account, probably not so much for their fashion. Kappa's kits these past few years were top tier

How can adidas and nike be sponsoring so many clubs world wide and nobody thinks it’s a bit suspicious

>>151742787
maybe we should bomb both states

>>151742818
just imagine how much of an unbearable faggot Cobain would be today if he was still alive

Just talked to a venezuelan torta. Couldn't understand a lick of what she said, and i read Borges back to back

>>151742810
i passed a civil service exam
i have a comfortable live here living in a good neighborhood near the beach with my mum and now i'll have to live alone in a meh city and having to work to pay my bills

>>151742922
Would he support boca or river?

>>151742922
I think cobain was too senstitive to become true woke, he would have opposed cancel culture and would have been shoved off by msm

>>151742990
He would support San Escopetenzo.

>>151742956
Naguara, cómo así que no entendías, mano? Conchale vale

>>151742959
Congratulations!
I did the same. My whole family is thousands of kilometers from me now

>>151743023
Why do you people talk like you're trying an eminem impression? Slow down man

>>151743014
Then you are wrong and he would actually be based

Imagine having a gf who knows how to cook and enjoys cooking for others. That's all I ask.

>>151743044
If that’s how she sucks cock, she’s pretty bad at it

>>151742959
cuidado com o aluguel de 3 mil pelo ap de 10 m2

>>151743097
Show us how to suck cock then.

>>151743076
https://voca.ro/1fRGyww5OloS
>>151743112
Bring your sister, I’ll show her how I like it to be sucked

This nigga doesnt know how to cook
This nigga is going to die of hunger if he doesnt have money for daily iFood slop

>>151743163
But my sister doesn't have a cock, she's not brazilian.

>>151743163
I clicked on that link and now my computer is full of gay porn

Thoughest choice ever made in /copalib/ today. Help me out bros

>>151743245
Odds choose the first.
Evens choose the second.
Dubs you starve.

>>151743189
You made me remember I introduced a Venezuelan girl into deep throat fucking. I miss her sometimes
>>151743192
That was the plan all along. Get CV’d

>>151743274
Sweet beans will be then, obrigadinho

>>151743245
why the fuck do you need frijol dulce?

Naciomal lost 0-0 again

F for Godoy Cruz if they lose tomorrow

>>151743536
It’s a burrito. I always buy it from the same business. I ignore if it’s the standard

>>151743648
ah yeah, I forgot you can do that kind of stuff with burrito.

>>151743330
>>151743536
Is frijol dulce common in Colombia?

>>151743645
who they playing

>>151743829
SMSJ

>>151743758
not really, frijol salado is the standard for everything, dulce is used from other stuff.

>>151742302
Kek

Quando vc imaginou que um jogador mediocre e que nao sabe falar português como richarlysson ia ser o analista tático da Rede Globo e o Roger Flores que errou penalti de propósito para desclassificar o time iria dar conselhos para o Neymar?

Stefano Di Carlo is river's new president

>Carrascal is kill
Imagine if Flamengo ended up losing two of its main players before the final against Palmeiras.

My caveman mind correlates a sweet bean as a bean that has gone bad

Frijol dulce : oh you are so sweet
Frijol salgado: hello human resources?

>>151744256
>Roger Flores que errou penalti de propósito para desclassificar o time
LOL. Is that true?

>>151744521
>death is the only way out
>he doesn't know

>>151744521
Damn Flamierda might be fucked now

>>151744636
not him and don't know but it's common sense he was a chinelinho do caralho who was always dragging himself on the pitch until he picked an injury and spent his time fucking debora secco
he was only relevant at corinthians 2005, that's literally his only relevant title

>>151744653
Name 5 ways of going out that dont involve death, suicide or having sexual intercourse with anons mother

mengão's paumolecência is going to lose me 100 bucks, fuck these niggas

>>151744885
anon.. I don't think you are understanding

Simeone's curse

>>151744636
Roger Flores admitiu ter errado um pênalti de propósito em 2005, contra o Figueirense, quando jogava pelo Corinthians, na
Copa do Brasil. O ex-jogador disse que a intenção era “derrubar” o técnico da época, Daniel Passarella, com quem tinha desavenças. Ele chutou a bola para fora, na disputa de pênaltis, que resultou na eliminação do time
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/euLVUZafItk

>>151729674 (OP)
Tie with sport?????

Que escalação de merda, se esse filho da puta do Felipinho GPS nao começar realmente estudar ele vai perder pro judeu do Abel a Libertadores e o Brasileirão

Imagine you reincarnate as Riquelme

Colocar Nico de la Cruz de volante contra o SPORT em casa é sinal que o Filinho GPS será demitido após a libertadores, mesmo se ele ganhar

Qualquer pessoa que entende de futebol sabe que ele é burro

FLAMERDA 0-1 SPORT

>>151745158
>y eso e' lo que dicen lo dema'...

Felipe Luis is the definition of overthinker midwit

Ninguem vai assinar um contrato de 3 milhões pra quem escala Nico de La Cruz de volante contra o Sport

nico de la sus é que nem pato, faz de tudo e não faz nada direito
essa escalação é pq o sport não marca, ele tá tirando o popoti pra merda
ELE TEM QUE DESCANSAR O TIME SEU MERDA
que outra oportunidade se não contra o pior time do campeonato?

>>151745199
Filipe luiz clearly doesnt know how to manage a cast this size. In january he told he wants to have a smaller cast

they're doing on purpose
they make 500k per month at very least and don't want me to make 100 bucks that'll use to buy a ps3 controller

fala qual deveria ser a escalação então, COVARDE

Michael em ascenção
Vina bom lateral na reserva
Plata de meio campo

O SPFC nunca teve essa sorte quando disputava o Brasileirão após 2008

>he's part of Michael IDF
lol can't take you seriously now, you gotta be a braindead retard to rate post 2022 michael

De la cruz doesnt play tha behind. FL doesnt know how to use him

For me it's Martu

dubs and I message her
singles and I blow my fucking brains out

>>151745284
He will be fired even if he wins libertadores
They will say that "he wants to be in europe"but the truth is he is dumb

>>151745364
Rossi; Ayrton Lucas, Leo Pereira, Varela e Danilo falso terceiro zagueiro igual Rafinha; Saul, Everton Araujo, Michael; Luis Araujo e Cunha

>>151745502
Good night, sweet prince. Can I have your computer?

>>151745502
welp, it was nice knowing you guys

Hoping for a Lucas Lima cheeky goal

argie gf from merlo with bangs

>>151745432
He takes better decision than Plata

de la cruz é o típico gringo meia bomba
galoppo, aquele cara do grêmio, fausto vera, se não fossem gringos estariam no coritiba, goiás, paysandu

>>151745571
Let me roll digits for you, che

>>151745624
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT MYSELF

Flamengo will win 1x0 because of pressao and Sport is bad

But Felipinho GPS is awful. Pedro saved him many times including the last match against Palmerda.
Felipinho GPS is Zubeldia slightly better. Way worse than Crespo and Pezzolano to be honest.

>>151745364
Just remove BH

>>151745571
Dubs and i change your mind

Rossi; Ayrton Lucas, Leo Pereira, Varela e Danilo falso terceiro zagueiro igual Rafinha; Saul, Everton Araujo, Michael; Luis Araujo e Cunha

>>151745711
Hah, now you live

The jews did this

>>151745766
can't argue with dubs in a row

>>151745902
Indeed

fulbo is the best sport because you never see anime girls dressed in basketball or baseball attire, it's always bokita, flamengo or the mexican national team, the three most important clubs in the world

Santos

What team doe he support

>>151746065
deserved after they resurrected Palmeiras

>>151746133
>yellow
>green
>unstoppable
Mirassol.

>>151746133
>skol
the faggiest white people larper team

>>151746258
>>151746240
Would you put on the mask, you get the powers and everything, but everyone would still know it was you and you were acting according to your own volition?

>it's only 10pm and I've been waiting for 2 hours to start drinking already
why does life move so slow

https://x.com/RiverPlate/status/1984775240170250402
>was river's 12th player on the pitch for years
>barely over 4% of vote
Lunati's existence is pathetic

If I were Felipinho GPS I'd start using Vina asap
Alex Sandro will entregate the libertadores final

>>151746460
I've already ridiculed myself way too many times, why not?

Palmeiras fans, would you rather lose a final to Flamengo or would the pain be more bearable if you were defeated by LDU?

>>151746065
They will at least tie with flamengo

>>151746770
Flamengo is losing both tournaments

>>151746460
the only mask I would put on is this

>>151746770
My team is literally Goyas and I say when flamerda loses, brasil wins

>>151744576
Lmao

>>151746884
covid ended 4 years ago

IMPEDIDO

talk about him now (offside)

;)

>>151746944
it's here to stay chud

>baseball finals gets a sticky
Will /copalib/ final have a sticky?

>>151747066
well you don't know about meia-lua com arroz e feijão

>>151746884
The helium they sell these days won't kill you, as I've heart

>>151747066
Argentinos dont know palmeiras is bigger than any argentino team

>mention ham
>palmeiras fan pipocates
maybe they are jewish after all...

>>151747155
yup they sell faggy helium with oxygen now

>>151747130
jannies hate us

Is this nigga so fucking bad that he can't even playing against Sport?

>>151747066
we have a few things similar to it here

>>151747261
Frenchies hate him

>>151747066
You just unearthed a memory from when I was 5 in Buenos Aires and saw a huge fast food banner with medialunas con jamon y queso

>>151747261
that medialuna looks so thick and heavy, they are supposed to be light and fluffy

>>151747213
Vagina
Felipe luiz hates him
Hmmm....

BH has some dirty secrets about FL

>check /copalib/
>assume match is 0-0 or sport is winning
>open stream
>1-0 flamengo

that's why Felipazzo is a coach and you're on the couch
Shut your mouth about tactics

>>151747213
juninho karaboga

>coworkers halloween party I chose not to go
>they're still sharing photos at a whatsapp group
I'm glad I'm not there

>>151747497
>I chose not to go
I always say this when I'm not invited

>>151747261
I believe in you, bro

this image speaks volumes and /copalib/'s silence is deafening

Mt bem Felipinho GPS, o BH funciona contra Sport
Mas quero ver vc montar um time pra amassar o Jewmeiras sem o Pedro

>>151747497
based

>>151747529
vibe travesti

>brazilians say vibe unironically
zesty ass country

>>151747497
i wish i had a halloween party to go to

>>151747522
I'm always invited
I don't often go, I go just enough times (once or twice a year) not to be seen as a weirdo and leave early after been seen there by everyone

>>151747497
>coworker halloween party
dantesque

>opposing team has zero (0) (nil) (nada) shots
>this is bad for flamengo somehow

>>151745711
>>151745766
Holy shit

>>151747608
Paulistas said that. They larp as new yorkers.

I have never been to a halloween party and yesterday I saw drunk girls with costumes and I got sad

>>151747497
>coworkers halloween party
do you work in a room filled with enzos?

you now remember baby te quiero uuuooohhh baby te quiero uoh uoh

E pensar que o Sao Paulo jogou 180 minutos contra Flamengo melhor que esse e fez 2 gols e só cedeu um por sorte q bateu na trave e na perna do BH

chimpout at baseball final, maybe that sport isn't so bad

/copalib/ went real quiet after that

>>151747763
>come on man
>fuck you dude
kek

>>151747732
>enzos
maybe the interns, but the ones doing this shit are not interns, but 30-40 years old and up coworkers and I hate them all

they had a 80's themed party a while back, I considered going and contributing to the playlist, but I didn't. I'm glad I didn't, because of what they turned the playlist into (br stuff like cazuza) and geriatric people that barely do any work pretending they are relevant

>>151747846
more like
>バカ野郎、消えろ
>no entiendo, lárgate, japonés.

blue flags will never

>>151747880
Grim, I bet they played "Evidências" a million times, truly despicable people

>>151747942
I would eat this but those beans look like churreadera

>>151747880
>fazer amor de madrugada
>bararararan dandararan
>amor com jeito de virada

>>151747880
>halloween with 30-40 years
satanic

>>151747942
Good, but it's lacking a banana

never forget that brazilians stole the lambada from bolivia

>>151748034
>>151748005
life is suffering

>>151748092
as God intended

>>151747497
None of the coworkers of our section came dressed
We were literally the only ones who did not decorate or participate in the company’s Halloween costume thing

>>151748064
>t.

>>151747942
what is the thing in the middle

>>151747880
>NA MADRUGADA VITROLA ROLANDO UM BLUES/TOCANDO BB KING SEM PARAR

>>151748143
Farofa

>>151748168
why is it shaped as a ball

>>151748143
>Tf
>Tp
What are you?

>>151748092
this is how you say "sexual harassment" in brazil

>>151748081
We also stole Acre from Bolivia

>>151748228
Which Argie teams wanna play the Paranaense?

>>151747942
anon where are your vegetables

>>151747942
enjoy the heart attack

NEW NEW NEW

>>151748337
>>151748337
>>151748337

Los Displicentes are normies

>>151748278
I hate women
love from kazakhstan

>>151748296
he has a carrot up his ass

>>151747942
we also have frijolada of that color except with fried eggs, panceta and fried bananas

>>151748360
why is my colorado blackfacing

>>151747763
Until i see the nigga with the bat trying to use it as a weapon i aint seeing it

Nao me leve a mal mas eu vo torcer pro Tigrinho se machucar feio sim, tomara que ele e o Piquerez tenham aquelas lesões de 8 meses fora dos gramados