Thread 151742330

6 Million my ass!

2 gamethreads the whole night is fucking pitiful fuck the gaypex
next week is even worse btw

I miss Switzerland, bros. the fresh air, the food, the trust-based and closeknit societies. just an all around great place
if America ever gets permaheemed, I'm definitely going to either Switzerland or Norway

>>151742330 (OP)
thanks bappa ;P

Holy smokes Nascimento's standup sucks.

Brazillian bet against himself lol

>>151742366
I think its comfy. If big fights happen Im giddy and nervous (like last week). But sometimes we need these kind of cards - Just comfy.

>>151742366
Its because we are all chatting on shrimp (no shitskins allowed)

>>151742366
nah, this show is worse than next week. at least next week you've got simon vs barcelos, cld vs tulio and salikhov in action

>>151742403
Get shot in the head playa

>>151742429
Mad bitch?

>>151742405
dulgarian vs the cuban problem is a great fight on this card
schnell, bonfims, hokit/gimenez should all be good too. yanez is a banger. brown is very reliable

Nascimento mogs durden in every area of life. He dropped the first round but im sure he'll win this fight

Durden is motivating himself by looking at his bogged wife, kek.

>>151742439
You're Jewish

Delija is a real one. He will save the card.

holy fuck this card is dogshit

>>151742450
AARON PICO BRO

>>151742452
He fucking SUCKS

Cody durden is one ugly bastard

>>151742457
So?

>>151742466
The guy who used to be on Fighter and the Kid?

UFC is dying. I worry about the Paramount transition. Its either a resurrection, or more likely the final nail in the coffin.

>>151742467
it's lame as fuck that you happen to be here every single time I post. you legit have no life
find a discord if you want friend simulation. this is a sports general

>>151742492
Arbeit macht frei

who is the milf athletic commission woman?

Nastymentos absorbing everything

These dudes are garbage

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

HEEEEM TAPPYYYYYY

honestly, durden probably should have been cut after his last loss

beautiful guillotine by Nascimento

POOR LIL YT BOI

>>151742501
Why are you guys mad about these kind of shows? There are so many on the Roster, we need these kind of shows. Also, these shows sometimes create Stars/Big Moments. Its a win-win for everyone.

NICE SUB BTW. WHERE IS DURDENS BOGGED WIFE, SHOW HER REACTION

YER WOIFE IS MOINE

>>151742514
>>151742539
Aaron f*cking Pico!

>>151742474
I told you he mogs him. The inferior genetics of durden had no chance.

Cody Durden is such a fucking bitch, unbelievable. Picks heemed but I had to pick the right side

>>151742540
>american
>white
kek, cope harder Tyrone.

>mma fighter in 2025
>doesn't know how to check leg kicks
good job you fucking goof

zero white american champs SAD!
POOR LIL YT BOI

Spiritually, my picks are still correct.

people forget man

>>151742564
He still sucks though. He looks like a BJJ fighter trying his luck at MMA. He's getting mogged at some point. He's too soft to face a proper striker.

>>151742566
I almost thought he was gonna escape. he did a great job trying to unscrew the grip by using the fence. Nascimento is legit

We're all in here btw

>>151742593
Fuck Cody Turden

>>151742593
Absolute state of the picks

>>151742593
Can't believe there are people that picked Durden.

>>151742546
UFC draws a very non-sporty crowd who don't understand how athletic competition works.

>>151742514
Damn, no need to burn the faggot like this.

>>151742597
Hes pretty good man. I think he beats erceg

>>151742546
>>151742622
go back

>>151742618
I will never pick a Muslim, Russian, or Brazilian fighter unless those are the only choices.

>>151742643
>I think he beats erceg

>>151742647
Sorry m8 but I was born in Alaska and I will never leave

>>151742622
it's mostly anime loving dweebs imo. that would also explain why so many of them are mentally ill and friendless. /a/ is a hyper autistic board from what i know

>>151742618
Pretty stupid to not believe it b they're right there

>>151742675
>lisabong

>>151742546
>why are you guys mad about bad content?
>we NEED bad content!
>whats the big deal? sometimes something exciting happens anyway!

>>151742643
no big value there, erceg had to go to war to beat ode osbourne

/a/aron pico

>>151742647
Go back where? Go back to watching Nogueira tapping Tim Silvia and me marking out like a mad man? Going back to GSP getting lit up by Matt Serra and getting Goosebumps just seeing his Entrance in Canada at the Rematch? Or getting big eyed after Gonzaga knocked out CroCop? I mean come on, we all wished for more MMA/UFC in the past.

Damn this African nigga DARK

>>151742701
I'm actually not him, but I am a Lisabong appreciator.

>>151742710
Pico was winning until he lost

>>151742725
Demolished that dimwit

Ok, maybe the card sucks but you sure know how to moan like a whore

>>151742747
was DOMINATING that first 48 seconds

>>151742725
go back to sherdog you performative loser
i cant imagine pulling out my "credentials" to prove I'm a le heckin true mma fan on the internet

KNUCK IN 25 BINGS

KNUCK IN 25 BINGS

FELDMAN WILL SAVE US

THE FUCK TIMMY GONNA DO

I’m a cazzie who has no idea who is on this card

niggas will do 1 ufc fight night and they start wearing a suit

>>151742707
You, as a human endowed with free will, have the choice not to watch it. You're no different from the redditors who cry about the same thing for updoots.

>>151742778
he's not pulling out credentials just because he doesn't agree with ufc doomposting. it's a fact that 4eddit is full of people who hate watch the sport. it's weird as fuck

>>151742795
He's got rizz, as the kids on the underground say.

>>151742807
Aaron "4eddit" Pico

>>151742807
I'm glad you agree his post was embarrassing enough to run cover for it

>>151742791
Timbo

chud buffalo

>>151742725
I'll remember that Gonzaga headkick forever

>>151742791
Crazzie isn't on this card

>>151742837
watch the fight shorty

Didn't Radke just get heemed?

>>151742759
>>151742806
>>151742807
Its crazy, look at that guy talking about "Reddit" and "Sherdog" while he does the exact same shit the people do over there, kek. Bash, Insult, Moan, Troll. But what can you do? Appreciate you though.

Aaron "Shorty" Pico

>>151742795
He knows de wae

>>151742868
Will never forget that sound, the way Mirkos leg bent and Gonzaga just stormed the Camera. Still insane to this day!

>>151742894
He recently lost to Mallott

Say the faggot word Chuck!

Dumas is the only person who should be allowed to call themselves a Thug-Jitsu fighter because he's the only actual thug in the UFC.

seriously how do you post something like that and not pass out from your own cringe

Frumunda Cheese sucks

>>151742806
I dont KNOW the card is going to be shit. All I do know is that it has 0 stakes and 0 name value. Even a shit card can be entertaining if it has those 2 things. Every card should have those two ingredients.

Holy smokes how did he survive that choke

>It's tight it's over
>nothing happens

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT'S OVER.
>nothing

>fighter simply doesn't tap to rnc
>gets out
i was assured this wasn't possible

ooooooohhh

Playing bf6 while watching this utter gutter oil slop

>>151743012
Radtke couldn't get a good grip with the choking arm. I think he might have t rex arms or something

>>151742383
This things I'd do to Joanna

>>151742938
people forget man

>>151743059
positively ghoulish

>>151743040
your brain is shot

Maybe the true heem was the frunza we made along the way

Happy Halloween everyone, by the way. It's always good to spend a holiday evening with other friendless UFC-enjoyers.

>>151743131
cheers b

What the fuck is this main event LMFAO

Halloween is for children

>>151743083
Unfortunately when you're pure and Christian that is impossible which is why you are seething kike

The franks normally made and sold in my country are such garbage, it's almost impossible to make a decent hot dog. Thank fuck for imported Johnsonville packs. At least they taste of something resembling meat.

>>151743059
JJ and Do Bronx would produce some very interesting looking offspring.

>>151743173
I'm seething because you need 5+ screens of goyvision?

fight back dude

>>151743077
She's ridiculously hot to me, her personality is so attractive, the way she carries herself, and since she retired she's put on a lot of good weight. It's less about the facial attractiveness and more about that, plus I think I have something for Polish girls

>>151743131
>Halloween
>31repeater
Cool digits

>>151743131
>>151743169

Themba Gorimbo will save the card

>>151743209
Jeremiah Wells*

>>151743197
You're seething because gutter oil is a actual thing in China

if the most important 5 minutes of my life were in the apex against charles radtke, i'd kill myself immediately

HEEM INCOMING

>>151743230
Is this a TIll reference?

>>151743001
Guy, you're doing the MMA equivalent of watching college football and crying that almost no one on the field is famous. Apex undercards are developmental MMA

>no more wmma fights
yeah, i'll see you guys tomorrow.

>>151743264
>undercards
Pillowpoofter
This is the main card btw

>>151743251
Who's the cumster dumpster

The virgin non-gambler
>gets bored during fights
>loses interest
>doesn't need to study the game because his money isn;t on the line
>watches porn during the fights

The chad gambler
>earns money doing what he loves
>always pays strict attention
>student of the game
>never watches porn, ever

>>151743209
>putting your faith in a decisionator groid

>>151743280
hood Summer

I haven’t watched, has anything good happened and am I gay?

>>151743287
>watches porn during the fights
Do coomers really?

>Onama coming off a win against Giga
>Garcia beat Katter easily
>5 rounds
The main event is fun but the problem is both guys don't have any name value

>>151743278
The undercard is everything below the feature (co-main) and main event you fucking mongoloid

>>151743322
yeah

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

>>151743230
What's gutter oil?

heemm tappy

>>151743251
Is this that 6 7 thing?

>>151743373
Caz.

>>151743332
n-no, who would do such a thing? haha

>>151743354
Yeah you're definitely a pillowpoofter lmao

>submission
>submission
>decision
>submission
>decision
>decision
>submission
I love the UFC

>>151743422
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE' S GOONING JOE

CRAP-FILLED VAGINA

>>151743432
is this the most amount of picks in history?

Damn he slayed DC

Any mexicans aside from the main ?

>>151743402
possily yeah

Yo sneed, do you know how to cook some gumbo ?

>>151743472
?

Fight night cards are how no names become names, pic rel was the fight night fluffy made a name for himself before every cazzie jumped on the fluffy bandwagon

gay4dana

OHHHHHHHHHHH THE GREATEST FREAKIN PIZZA OF ALL TIME

This guy is essentially another petroski

that pizza looks fucking depressing

>DUDE what about that time BIG NOG subbed BOB SAPP
>OMG bro PEOPLE FORGET MAN Antonio "Big Nog" Nogueira USED TO BE the BADDEST man on the PLANET
>Oh but the AXE MURDERER was the REAL GUY everyone was SCARED OF
>dude you're forgetting about QUENTIN "rampage" JACKSON when he SLAMMED Arona
>CHEESE and CRACKERS I'll always remember that SOUND
>DUDE imagine if SHOGUN didn't have knee injuries after he won the GRAND PRIX
>yeah well I'm more of a K-1 GUY, remember ERNESTO HOOST?
>NAH BRO Andy Hug (REST IN PEACE) was my IDOL I loved his AXE KICKS
>YEAH but ERNESTO HOOST was just SO FAR AHEAD of EVERYONE
>dude but TAKANORI GOMI
>PEOPLE FORGET MAN
>OMG I love your MIND
>how about we SUCK EACH OTHER'S COCKS

it's thin crust or don't bang

>that 'pizza'
USA USA USA

>>151743458
If you meant least Dern/Ribas 2 with 31 is the lowest
Most by far was UFC 300

He's revved I fear

>>151743422
bASED

sauce on bread, greatest invention ever
bada bing bada boom

BLUE CHIP PROSPECT

>>151743590
やっぱりね俺もセックス大好きなんだよね

>>151743585
listen we don't claim that shit either
I have no idea what that was supposed to be

>>151743568
Kek, look at this guy now "proving" that he was a fan back then as well. Absolute Monster-Kek

>>151743635
don't give the sperg (you)s

gross

>>151743586
legendary ufc champion dern? ufc fight nights used to be this good?

concession: accepted

That pizza looked like ass and not the good kind

>>151743585
>>151743631
peasants ain't never head prince street pizza smdh

>>151743678
Yeah they should really censor Dana when he eats

Only broke Reddit bitches hate Prince St Pizza. That was like a $40 dollar pie.

>>151743678
Im on a cut right now (have been for like a year now) and man for me even this shit looks good.

>>151743678
Another parallel with DSP: he always looks like he's in pain when he's eating.

>>151743714
now that looks like pizza
Daner was eating sauce on bread

>>151743635
bodied that doo

miss when dana was fat

fuck durden lost?

Holy smokes del Valle mogged Dulgarian with that wrestling reversal.

Mr Heem Wide, Subby

if your wrestling brought you to this of what use was the wrestling

CUT BOTH THIS BUMS

PicoSteele told me Dulgarian was good...

>>151743919
that's a guy, btw

Dulgarian making a poo poo face

that was pretty based

Fucking rekt.

How the fuck was Dulgarian a favourite>?

strange card, all HEEM TAPPYs

holy shit Del Valle is for real
people don't know but the way he just did that is insane. Dulgarian is a stud wrestler early, he dominates everybody in r1 but just got 100% controlled AND submitted inside 4 minutes

heem tappy

>>151743956
Guys look like THAT?

lol these faggot announcers have said its over 50x times, biasaed much?

Such a fucking retard, what's wrong with these fuckign dead ends

>SO MUCH HEART
>taps to a choke

>>151743983
Pico is for real bro

DC pooing all over this guy

>>151743974
he's a great wrestler but I guess he panicked when he got his back taken

African-Americansisters...... It's been a rough night

>>151743998
some, yeah

>>151743956
>>151743998
lies

DC low key suspicious

Great showing from an undefeated fighter. Good shit so far! Im enjoying this "piece of shit garbage not needed" show.

>>151744014
obviously he is. the guy will be in/around the ranked pool for a long while and will put on a banger every single time

>>151743264
Spoken like a true new fag. Back in the day every card had something that made you want to watch. Storylines, high stakes, and big names.

That was one of the lousiest performances I've seen in a while.

>>151744022
His first wrestlign attempt, 30 seconds in, got stuffed. He got manhandled to the ground, got put in a trianngle, and spent his time punching instead of defending the neck.
He fucking sucks.

>>151744049
>3/4 are spammy personas

>>151743979
That's how you know it's full of shitters

Aaron "Developmental MMA" Pico

>>151744056
>be in/around the ranked pool for a long while and will put on a banger every single time
absolutely not. once these cunts get ranked and start making good pay they all become shameless rank squatters who dont want to bang unless it's for a title contender slot

>>151744066
You asked me why he was the favourite and I told you. I didn't ask you to write back.

>>151744062
I've seen all of Pico's fights. I get it. You have to trust the eye test. It doesn't matter if you're fighting in the UFC or in the Moroccan regionals—good technique and physical attributes are just as visible. I call out prospects on pretty much every single card and a supermajority of them deliver. Pico is for real.

>>151744049
ah, my picks are not heemed yet. time for gorimbo to lose a fight where he shows that he's a sub 10 IQ monkey

>>151744140
I came on your mum's tits, not her face. You didn't ask but I'll tell you.

>>151744062
Yeah back in the day there were a handful of events a year or the slightly less back in the day when prelims weren't televised and there were still less cards. You're lying to yourself.

Love how the translator doesn't just translate but even adjusts his accent and dialect somewhat to match

>>151744054
things have picked up, but the start to the night was rough

>>151744125
for his sake, I hope that's true. he kind of handled his UFC debut the way he used to fight early in Bellator. just all gas, thinking he'll make the other guy's head explode in any sort of car crash. he can win a lot of fights through wrestling alone

>>151744062
We still have those (Alex-Ank the last one) - Just with these kind of shows like today sprinkled in. Granted I agree that even the bigger shows are watered down a little bit, but it is what it is.

pico's never getting ranked and should retire as soon as possible to save what little brain function he has left

valentina vs weili is the ultra rare intriguing WMMA matchup

Betting scandal incoming, shit load of money came in late on del valle to win in rd1 and a bunch of sportsbooks pulled their lines.

the mma gods speak to me through captchas AMA

give it to me straight, bros. does /ourgirl/ Weili have any shot?

>>151744169
y-you can't just say that dood you're a real scumbag man *sniff*

>>151744228
val is straight
weili is a dyke
weili wins

>>151744150
Yeah if you mean he's for really going to retire with severe brain damage and 0 titles on his MMA resume.

>>151744259
It looked real

>>151744200
What's your obsession with pico, he was fed to the wolves by dana just like every bellator champ he imported

Pico would've beaten noncesar

THIS SHIT IS POOP

UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs Brown

OHHHHH ITS THIS NIGGA BRO KEK

american nigga vs african negro, who wins?

Leroy "The Wolves" Murphy

THERE IS GONNA BE SOME BLACK ON BLACK CRIME

>>151744429
african negro usually

African niggas STINK!! Fuck this nigga up Philly cuz.

>>151744420
you know, it could be worse
in that mma game, wmma 5, i once had ufc fight night: chiesa vs danis

>>151744444
witnessed
didn't some shit come out recently about Gorimbo scamming people out of money by claiming he'd be building some stuff for the kids in Africa

Do we have feet pics of this new chick btw?

>>151744479
sort your life out mate

Niggerbeast is one of the most kino ufc fighter archetypes. Rooting for Gorimbo here

Joe Martinez > Bruce Bufa

>Themba Takura Lawrence Gorimbo is a Zimbabwean professional mixed martial artist who currently competes in the Welterweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship
weird zimbabwe flag

LETS GO PHILLY

If its true that Gorimbo scammed people out of their money with lies then I hope he loses badly.

Wells Wells Wells...

This is what happens when the black gene pool gets infiltrated by even 1 drop of white blood.

>>151744673
he's not of this world

>Dulgarian outwrestled
>Wells outwrestled

It's ogre for wrestlers.

Another Heem Tappy incoming?

Once again listening to guru has cost me money

zero doubt in my mind this nigga thembo is an evil joseph kony child killer type just like ngannou

>>151744687
now I want a Beef on Weck

This nigga painted his toenails purple.

gumbo gumbo - gumbo

Do you agree with Jones not being ranked in the top 15?

is Khamzat a furrie?

>>151744871
who?

>>151744852
That's some NY shit we don't do that down here.

>>151744892
The GOAT?

This nigga so black he practically purple

>>151744904
>>151744877

>>151744871
that old nigger is going to retire for good soon if they actually crack down on eye pokes

>>151744871
he's retired mate

>>151744912
your loss
it's a damn good sammie

>>151744940
Isn't he saying that now he wants to fight Asspinall?

>>151744877
In Dagestan and Chechnya a coming of age activity is to hunt down a pack of wolves with your classmates and fuck a shewolf in heat. Maybe this is why they are so good at fighting.

>>151744928
This inbred isn't a wolf. More of an anaconda with his shit style.

These 2 fight and move weird. This is a weird fight.

>>151744987
you got hard writing this

>>151744969
No, even if he was why would that get him back in the rankings

>>151744928
dude fights once a millennia who gives a fuck

Still can't believe this nigga name Gorimbo shit sound racist.

>>151745035
Don't assume my turgidness

>>151745004
its called being black

>>151745051
sounds like he'd play next to ngubu in the english national team

>>151745091
>Dad: I was right...

19-19

Maybe 20-18 Gorimbo

>>151744990
>>151745038
>most dominant champion in mma
keep seething

>>151745131
riveting analysis mate

Where are the heems

Nigga vs Nigger.

>>151745144
what does gane have to do with this

>>151745165
all saved for the main event, heem machine will deliver

>>151745165
On BKFC

>that aljo tweet
kek

Wells doing lay&pray.
Gorimbo needed to avoid getting TD'ed, but didn't.
Wells will win 29-28
SAD

>>151745231
#TeamLightSkin

Contender series is more exciting than the UFC

>>151744763
you were saying

Alright guys Im out for today. Dont forget - 6 Million my ass and shoutout to the guy having my back. Much love. Catch you all next week!

probably the greatest card of the whole day, in my opinion. at least top 5 for sure.

incoming split win for gorimbo

Coming up next:
Another devastating shock to the Asp*nall fight team as WALDGOAT BTFOS D*lija just weeks after D*lija made a name for himself against Tybura.

Why this nigga got baby voice

not even mad my picks are heemed here, gorimbo fucking sucks.

DC is sassy tonight

>>151745418
>not watching the whole card
cazzie faggot

Some dude from australiabros...

>>151745493
Lotta niggas sound gay as fuck

Carlton on steroids ass nigga

Zesty african fella with the painted nails. The rock must have pegged him

>I WANNA GET INTO THE TOP 15
>GIVE ME MICHAEL CHIESA

I've never heard someone just call out countries like that before

i haven't fapped since 11pm last night. no fap november is going great so far. nobody ruin it by posting sexy women please.

>>151745536
kek

Hungary last anon standing

no one is scared of a nigga called Jeremiah let's be real

>>151745555
Jej

Belal would have bodied Islam.

322 is thick and juicy wow

>>151745612
Belal has zero title defenses and lost to a prospect

LET'S GO WALDO

Wellmaker also sounds racist they might as well call dis doo Malcom Cottonpicker.

>islams highlights are him finishing volk and oliveira
>jdms highlights are THE pete rodriguez
i don’t feel so good

i wonder if delija is gonna fight the same as last time. just one super aggro long boxing combo.

>salsa boy
nah he gotta get heemed

NIPPLE

>>151745037
Because he is Jon Jones. Conor stayed a lot in the rankings and he barely fought during all those years.

>Tom Aspinall
Salsa Boy heems

Waldo is a bum that somehow manages to get wins because hw is full of bums. Delija looks like mirko diaz though

>>151745680
dont cry bro it looks good man you look cute

>>151745785
>Arisu Otsu
Unbelievably based

>>151745779
Wtf, he actually does have a third nipple

Salsa boy will win...for borwn pride

Delija looks about 50 years old

waldo will reclaim victory for our people

>>151745854
he's not

one of two interesting fights today, i liked that first showing from delija but cortes-acosta is pretty resiliient

>extra nipple
YUCK GET THIS FREAK OFF MY SCREEN

Who's the best house nigger in the ufc? Unanimously, it used to be DJ but hes gone now. Aljo? Cannonier? Angela Hill? Some are saying Herb Dean. Onama has been making waves recently.

imagine not rooting for this croatian dude. he looks like some of the dudes i did blue collar work with lol.

Waldo looks like he drinks beer for a pre workout

>>151745854
He's just Eastern European b.

>>151745905
Daniel Cormier

i no black i dominican it no de same

Red or gold. Somebody please respond.

>>151746067
Fart

>Tomala Cryspinall ducked this
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151745987
Probably eat up everything in the kitchen.

Waldo fights like such a bitch, always backing up against nayone who isn't just a fat guy.

grapplin fatties

>>151746033
Pernil with rice & peas bangs tho.

Wtf is he doing

HEEEEEEEEEEEM QUITTY

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

wtf happened

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EYE POKEY

ME PEEPERS

hahahahahahaahahhaah

REVENGE FOR THOMMY

no mas nigga

Isn't this the retard who supports cyclops tom?
>eyepoke
lmao the absolute state of this shit sport

POKEGATE

Acosta got Aspinall'd

Justice is served.

ufc is almost unwatchable these days

tom aspinall just killed mma

kek

>Tom Shitspinalls teamamte talked so much shit about never eyepoking someone
KEEEEEEEEK CUT ALL THESE SUBHUMAN BUMS

LOL they deserve it for trying to change it for Tommeh

why is heavyweight so bad nowadays?

BKFC will eclipse UFC soon

This orginization sucks cock

holy kek this dude was talking shit on gane for eye poking his boy

KWAB

HE STOPPED FIGHTING, HOW IS THAT NOT A TKO?

>>151746443
tom Aspinall effect

If he thought it was an eye poke, he had to stop it straight away and THEN they could restart it. These refs just keep stepping on their dicks each week. Such a bush league organization.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Aspinall Era

POO FC KEKKKKKKKK

Clown sport

what a load of horseshit
thanks Tom, thanks Daner

>>151745785
MORE

AAAAAAAAAGH

delija said in an interview a few days ago he never eye poked anyone keeeeeeek

mate i can’t fookin see

i don't like the aspinall era

FITZGERALD SHUT THE FUCK UP

>can restart the fight 20 minutes later
>Tom still quit

lol playing it up for the dq until he knew he could keep fighting

based as hell desu

AAAAAAAHHHHH MI PINCHE OJO MENG

UFC is now Bellator-tier

Lol@ dc calling eye pokes. Dude won the belt via eyepokes

im fucking selling my TKO stocks

please fix the gloves

WHAT

WALDO > KWABSPINALL

>>151745905
DC is the UFC's greatest Uncle Tom

why is it going to be a NC? aljo is black and was allowed to win via DQ robbery and this guy is also black so i'm not sure why these racists are trying to fuck with him like this?

He continues? Aspinalldiapers, our response?

STORY WIN!!!!!!!!!

take a point you fuckign bitches

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
KEK

WALDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

LMFAO LOOOOOOOOL

let's gooooooooooooo fatties

kek now Tom looks even more like a bitch

KINO HEEM
COMEBACK STORY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY


TOPKEK

ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES ASPINALL CAMP IN SHAMBLES

restarting that fight was totally fair, yeah. gotta help the nigger

HEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

l m f a o

Tom just keeps fucking losing

why didn't aspinall simply heem gane like that?

compounding story loss for tom aspinall never seen anything like it

GET KARMA'D YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAKS I HOPE YOUR WHOLE FLOPPING TEAM DIES YOU PATHETIC SUBHUMANS

OHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
JUSTICE FOR EYEPOKE VICTIMS

ASPINALL BTFO

no way he got eyepoked again lmao

that's what timmy was supposed to do

What a shit show

Kek they had to rerun because Acosta was scripted to win

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH

THIS WAS SCRIPTED BY THE UFC

he couldnt see and he kept fighting on through the pain XDDDDDDDD

SALSA BOY PLOT ARMOR

LMAO Fuck you whiny fagggots, I love this shit.

HAHAHAHAHA
TOM COULD NEVER

aboslute state of UFC

this genuinely coundn't have gone worse for aspinall KEEEEEEEEk
>his teammate eye pokes
>waldo continues unlike tommy
>waldo heems

THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH AN EYE POKE.

TOM CRYSPINALL, TAKE NOTES.

It's ovah
Retarded sport

i told you tom could have continued

I told you guys Waldo would get it done.

OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE

Tip toppity kek

are Tom getting dunked on bigly by the Gods I feareth

>>151746772
Punished lil pork boy

kek this shits like groundhog day and aspinall is the main character

letting the guy celebrate his win for minutes only to restart so the nigger can win, how shocking.

ok bro it doesn't hurt THAT bad

tom quit
waldo refused

After he gets heemed by Gane, feed Tom to Salsa boy.

obese cuban baseball player shows ufc heavyweight champion how to be a real man

>>151746929
it was knuckle deep la'
why are you booin meh

>>151746916
same thing like the fucking magny vs matthews fight, shitskins gotta profit from it

KEKKKKKKK CALLIN OUT ASPINALL

CALLED HIM OUT AS WELL KEEEEEEK

tom lost the story

I no gib a fuck
Aspinow I ready meng

Reminder that they gave Weidman a win for two consecutive eye pokes. This is scripted bullshit and Dana should be eliminated. Acosta was obviously faking the eye pain.

>>151746830
Based
He tried to avenge Tom by eye poking and gets fucked up for it lol

Bros eye is still hurting
>>151746894
Soft pigskins on suicide watch. Tom is still on cry baby mode

Wtf happend ? I thought they stopped the fight

APSINOW I LUHHH YUUU

Tom "ASS" Pinall

found a real one

>>151746929
Getting your eye scraped or poked does fucking hurt.

Dana unironically rigged this to make Tom look bad because he hates Tom.

>>151746567
tom and his entire team is made up of retards

gives off romero vibes

Hunter thanked him personally.

>>151747048
Whites are coddled. I wanted to see a Canuck win but mallots 2 consecutive groin kicks screwed holland up
Start taking point

Can you imagine tom at home watching that shit lmao

>>151747081
Your boy has less grit than a fat Dominican retard LOL

Btw look at his eye it's completely red and swollen
Shitspinall genuinely needs to get striped of hos micket mouse belt

Should Aspinall and all Aspinall-affiliated fighters simply be cut?

Don't answer.

The answer is yes.

>>151747058
it looked like a tko but it was just the ref pausing the fight because waldo got poked
not an official stoppage

>>151746994
>>151746826
why do you keep typing kek like that spammy. are you cawing like some kind of retarded bird irl

tom wont hear the end of it
he ruined the division

dana WHITE

This is God himself reaching down to expose Tom as a bitch

Tom cried.
A week later...
Waldo fought on.

Chills.

>>151747121
is this the power of a GODne?

>>151747223
lmao

>>151747170
yeah, but they didn't tell delija. that's the problem, guy was waiting to get his hand raised for minutes. wouldn't have been an issue if they had just told him immediately that it's being reviewed.

>>151747121
His punishment was certainly severe

Emergency meeting in the Tomcord

dan HOOKER

surely there's at least one image or video of "waldo" and "gane" in the same room...?

>>151747121
lol instant karma

>>151747223
Self fulfilling prophecy

aspinwall didn’t even take the full 5

Damn these some NPC lookin ass niggas

fix the gloves and this would never happen

Germany went from watching JAV to getting super revved kek

>gets one upped and his boy gets heemed in the very same fight
just strip Tom at this point kek

>>151747344
that's impossible, apparently

>>151747344
HOT TAKE: Pride gloves would make zero difference as most eyepokes are intentional.

is steve garcia white?

>>151747344
Nothing wrong with eyepokes, incel.

...

>>151747455
with sum sawlsa on top

the gane curse isn't a joke

>>151747412
well, yeah. i do actually like watching fights after all, i mostly watch jav in between fights or when some real boring shit is happening. but here i was invested.

>>151747455
as white as dom cruz

Tom trannies on social media are melting down I fear.

Anyone else getting chills right now? Ciryl Gane is literally fucking Batman and Waldo is Robin lmao

Cryspinall 2 weeks ago
>maybe the most unbeatable fighter who has ever lived

Cryspinall now
>international laughing stock

love lion king

OHHHHHHHHHH LATINA MILF

>>151747454
at least they'd be harder to pass off as accidental
i don't think too many pokes happened in pride

this is the power of a dimwit. imagine if he sat around thinking about how unjust the situation was like a midwit would have. he literally just beed angry and heemed.

OH ZHIT ITS YOUSSEF ZALAL FINNA BLESS THE LAMB OVER RICE

>>151747547
>maybe the most unbeatable fighter who has ever lived
i genuinely don't think anyone ever said that about aspinall

>>151747569
Where can I find a Latina girlfriend?

Wait, you can keep fighting after getting poked in the eye? And you can win the fight too? Tomsisters...

>>151747584
You got yellow carded which cut your purse. If we had yellow cards I bet it would reduce eyepokes.

aspinall saw gray
acosto saw red
LEVELS

they should spam 10% speed up close replays of the eye poke to make it look 15x worse than it really was
maybe that would convince people that waldo didn't quit
wait a second

>>151747622
Go outside?

>>151747679
kek levels are a part of the game

Waiting for MMA Joey's take on this

>>151747679
based

>>151747619
Lucas Tracey

>>151747815
Said nobody ever

>>151747679
KEK

>>151747815
Yep, this

>>151747873
>Lucas Tracey
i don't know who that is, but he looks like a faggot so why are we valuing his opinion?

None of this changes the fact that Aspinall won.

>>151747962
yeah, the story loss of the year contest

This guy jerks off at least 10x per week look at that left arm

Damn this nigga DARK

>>151747962
AND STILL

>>151747962
Aspinall not only lost the story against Jones, but he also lost the fight against Gane, and the story against Gane, and now the story against Gane again but also Waldo

reddit seething

>>151747929
>okay, you cited one of the most well-known MMA journalists in the world, but I'm just going to continue being retarded

Show him the wae

>>151747962
KWABOTY

>>151747815
he copies guru's style (fat obnoxious retard) but he tailors his opinions to be the exact opposite of guru so they dont cannibalise each others viewers. they are signed under the same management company, it's all a work you fucking goof

>>151747611
much to be learned from this

>>151747962
True. It was a much more impressive victory than whatever that shit is cumshot did to "beat" DDP. Easily the worst title winning performance in MMA history.

AI generated ass card

>>151748051
being well-known doesn't mean he's smart, if he really said what you quoted earlier he's retarded as fuck.

>>151748060
i thing guru genuinely believes the things he says, joey's entire channel is him being a contrarian

>>151748140
It was a no contest nigger brain. It did set up a more profitable rematch.

>>151748045
Not really wrong.
Anyway what is the fight at a lower weight with lower ranked fighters the main?

Whtie latino piecein up this buck

>>151748149
Here is your apology form.
You can bring it to me sometime next week. You might want to take a day off work to complete it.

I see a headkick

HEEM STOPPY

HEEM MACHINE STEVE GARCIA

Based Garcia

Fun fighter.

Buck status?

Damn he got leaked

>>151748013
Ha!

What a performance by Onama.


LOL

that retarded nigga didn't even try to fight kek

i don’t even see what this guy does. he’s just a marauder

>>151748214
Went over your thick shitskin brain, eh?

garcia is just really fun to watch, would like to see him vs jean silva next

>>151748148
>12th vs 13th main event
yeah wtf was that

Onama?
More like OnaHOLE

that African gentleman did not want to be there this evening

Done herb it

>>151748347
What you said was very stupid.

If we sent like 5 white mexicans to Africa they would take over the entire continent

>>151748454
Fuck no

>>151748349
jean silva would smoke him

Quick night at the office for Onama.

>>151748489
maybe, i think garcia has a pretty obvious ceiling, he's not going to get to title fight contention. but i think it'd be a fun fight.

JUST A HUMBLE NEW MEXICO BOY BMF!!!!!!!!!!!

calling out max who isn't even a featherweight anymore is a terrible callout sadly

>>151748454
kek

>>151748341
Waldo just koed an eye poking cheating pigger

>>151748333
Ya wtf was he injured or threw a fight for money

>>151748365
he gassed rapping and air gunning while the vaseline was being applied

>>151748365
Ya wtf happened to him he off his meds or something