>Fighter is Irish
>Has good stand up
>"HE IS LIKE A CONOR MCGREGOR HERE FOR SURE!"

>>514177483
Hmmm yeah, I was just thinking those don't look like $43 million dollar tits...

>>214052956
>xeno running around
>picking le human host is, le smart!
you would be the smartest person to die first in a horror movie

>>214032691
>unhinged schizo rambling
what the fuck

no one is going to play depths

>have max HP increased relic
>full HP lvl 14
>increased resistances boss passive bonus
>dog 1 shots me with his arena wide AoE fire attack when im full HP
I guess damage reduction at full HP is mandatory. Absolutely fuck these random poorly telegraphed arena wide AoEs holy shit.

>make back stab build for libra to chain back stab adds while invisible from frostbite
>go to back stab add
>WOOPS LOL YOU MISSED BECAUSE OF LAG
>oopsie doopsy a seal spawned under you and killed you during your backstab animation that missed

>the executor who spam pings and doesnt do anything but attack bosses and skip all lesser mobs also wants us to fight libra at level 4 and starts attacking it while im choosing a deal
what

residential elevators dont open or close that fast

>vs bugs
>wylder left at start
>ironeye 3 barred 3-4 times
>bugs almost dead but ironeye 3 barred again
>catch a projectile from butterfly as im focused on beetle, ded, 1 bar
>'oh we both down, i guess that nok buff is going to save us for once'
>..... its bugged

>>534732192
m8... it clearly has an exclamation mark over increased maximum FP. Why would it tell you that a relics effect doesnt stack with the relic that is replacing that relic?

>>717134553
>zoomer retards who dont read books saying what makes a good author
you know i was wondering what i was going to do with my time machine today, i think im going to go back in time and show J.R.R Tolkien your post, ill bet he is going to be really embarrassed.

>>510860203
>The study didn’t include unvaccinated children.

I have watched quite a few people try elden ring for the first time and a few have had mini panic attacks when they realized they had to figure out where to go on their own. They cant handle that they might be going the "wrong way" and they freeze up then start complaining about "open world" and how there is "nothing to do". I think of these people as lemmings/NPCs because they have like an OCD thing going on where they need to be working along someone elses guidelines.

>Someone in the game is being a retard
>Tough it out and try and win anyways
>Day 3 the third guy throws on purpose to spite the other guy
never mind me i guess.

>>509465596
>with little effort
what a stupid thing to say

>>529827774
i wouldnt be surprised in the slightest if this was a raider player.

>>529606040
I said goal not gaol. Technically a pun has to be intentional so i did not pun but you did.

oro took 6HP on attack rather than 60% negate damage

>pick recluse
>2 randoms both pick ironeye
>1 leaves immediatly on spawn when the other one pings church and runs past starter camp and poi to go there
>stay to see what we can do
>the church pinger 3 bars before first night then goes afk
i had great RNG with staves that run too. sad.

>pings church at the start of every day and centres our entire route around getting flasks
>doesnt check castle basement when we get to castle day 1 saves it for day 2
>spam pings you if you dont follow him
>autistically finishes clearing all the banished knights day 2 instead of doing roof boss or rot shifting event
>half of day 2 is running around aimlessly fighting basic mobs
>doesnt collect items for their passive bonus. only has 2 weapons at end of game
i fucking HATE noobs who try and take charge and tell everyone where to go, i almost lost my win streak.

>spawn point is the carriage group and its right beside an evergoal WOW LUCKY US!
>get the stoneward key from carriage ping jail then run and open it
>team runs past jail to do a camp
>wtf these fucking noobs think you cant do an evergoal at level 2? this is a free evergoal boss
>they both get downed immediatly at the soldier camp, check stats, they are both level 1, neither leveled at the grace after the camp
If you are joining to get carried then allow yourself to get carried and follow pings and level at the grace after the first camp please thanks

0/5 for pugging purple adel

>>528080982
>that moment you realize glintstone pebble is better than most spells on those fast moving nightlords

>lvl 6 middle of day 2
>ok we are way behind, but its ok if we kill the castle bosses and enemies we can catch up
>wylder runs aross the map to get flask charges

>go to solo remembrance
>you have been LE EPIC CURSED and now have 30% less HP, instead of dying in 2-3 hits you die in 1-2 heh heh heh
>scarab rolls off cliff, jump down after it. it dies and talisman spawns back up top, run back up because sunken cost to get a poison resist talisman
>start casting a spell on misbegotten crusader, he leap attack 1 shots me from what must be his max range during the casting animation, golem guy 1 shots me as im running back and lose level and runes
>fight first night boss, corrupted tree spirit. his explosion shoots a collumn of flame out of the ground right where i rolled into and it one shots me. hey i get another life. ok.
>get remembrance,
>fight a magma dragon, try rolling away but character gets stuck on a little rock and my character doesnt move at all, die
>come back and dragon shoots magma on the ground down a cliff to his side then tries to attack me, i-frame the attack but it still physically swoops me down the little cliff onto the magma, die
>rain closing in while im in castle have to go up cliff with it right on my heals, like 1 meter from having it kill me and im 2 ticks away from death press flask. Mini stone im on ends and my character does fall animation for 0.2 seconds interrupting the flask and i die
>lvl 8 end of night 2
>night pre boss fight; fight 5 noxx sisters. nah man im done
If you needed victory to complete the remembrance i would have fucking screamed that was the worst luck i ever had.