Thread 214052635

Chirping Wendy Edition

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What's a big Hollywood role that Syd-chan could play? I hope to see her go from strength to strength after her breakthrough with his show.

>>214052657
Is her dad still doing Godzilla movies?

I hope slightly dies first.

>>214052657
they'll probably make her molly for neuromancer
or use pugh

Holy shit is she speaking to an alien? I WAS RIGHT BOY KAVALIR WILL GET HIS FOOK CONVERSATION WITH A SUPEIOR BEING

>>214052670
Sadly, I think her cutesy big-eyed anime girl face and body might limit her in today's cucked Hollyweird. In a perfect world, she'd be the biggest thing in town.

>>214052695
>molly for neuromancer
Anon, I..

>>214052688
Is he the Indian? I hope his mother and brothers die first.

>>214052657
Player character (futanari) in CP77 adaptation.

>>214052701
>I WAS RIGHT BOY KAVALIR WILL GET HIS FOOK CONVERSATION WITH A SUPEIOR BEING
Heh, I didn't think about it. But I still want him to be killed by the Eye-Squid chad and then hear him talk.

>the spider eyeball is intelligent
>how do you know?
>it's... just standing there...
I hate this shit writing.

>>214052657
Just another summer glau. Limited staying power and only will be in niche nerd things.

>>214052727
>mark strong as armitage
holy kino incoming

>>214052727
>does he know
let him sleep

>>214052718
what's the age gap here?

>>214052781
You're on crack if you think Sydney is on the same level of ability as Summer Glau who was just a hot piece of ass Whedon kept around on the vain hope that maybe she sucks his microdick. She's also not a random piece of ass but Kyle Chandler's daughter. Besides, even so, what's so wrong with that? She clearly has the face and body for it. She's a walking anime girl.

>>214052635 (OP)
dropped this show midway through episode 3

>>214052780
>>how do you know?
>he's watching Rick and Morty on the television

>>214052780
b-But the gamma waves!

>>214052811
17 years
t. op of the other thread

>>214052727
OH NO NO NO NO Mollybros....not like this...

>>214052780
They were monitoring the sheep's brain activity which was marked increased by the parasite. PAY ATTENTION, ZOOMER.

>>214052847
wow that looks like absolute shit

>>214052780
Smarter than you, for sure.

>>214052850
>they told instead of shown
As I said, shit writing.

>>214052847
whatyouwatchinbitchassnigga

>>214052850
Tell don't show is based writing desu

>>214052863
SHUT YO CRACKER ASS UP WHITE BOY IM GONNA MASTER HACKER THIS SHIEEEET

>>214052759
Does it try standing up on two legs because its usual hosts are bipeds or is it because it's been watching people and synths walk around on two legs?

>>214052759
he'll probably get killed in the stupidest way
they're pushing the arrogance of this guy a bit too much

>>214052918
Something involving his bare feet or his colonic.

>>214052916
It had a previous human host, that's the foreshadowing. You can see it in one of the trailers, it's the rough looking miner guy

>eyeball creature is le smart
>gets in the eye of a cat instead of a human in the ship during the outbreak

>>214052938
you wish

>>214052943
> It had a previous human host
It was a cat, my little adhd zoomer.

By now, it's clear that this show exists in its own universe/timeline and you should stop questioning that.
>>214052918
Doubt this because he'll be a main character in future seasons as has been hinted at in interviews with Hawley.

Jeet subplot is really fucking hard to watch. Awful acting and retarded plot which we know going to nowhere. Same with the redheaded retard.

If they start to tame and raise aliens i'm fucking out.

>>214052976
It had two hosts. The cat was just the only one left.

>>214052847
>neuromancer inspires the matrix
>make a neuromancer show
>i know! let's make it look a $5 version of the matrix!
genius

>>214052867
It's the George Lucas school of writing and in this house, George is fucking hero, end of story.

>>214052707
>Sadly, I think her cutesy big-eyed anime girl face and body might limit her in today's cucked Hollyweird
My schizo theory is that's what got her the job in the first place. The fallout show is huge and they wanted someone like Ella Purnell to be the main character

Brahmin subplot is really fucking fun to watch. Amazing acting and riveting plot which we know going somewhere. Same with the celtic goddess.

If they start to train and fight the aliens, i'm fucking down.

> those subtle biblical symbolism
Is this the episoda the show jumped the shark?

>>214052956
>xeno running around
>picking le human host is, le smart!
you would be the smartest person to die first in a horror movie

>>214053055
this is sarcasm or indian hands typed this. The indian kid plot is the worst part so far. We all know what's going to happen, he is going to mess up. Just get on with it.

this show is the kind of retarded i can enjoy

>>214053052
> someone like Ella Purnell to be the main character
And someone like timoti shamaley to be the ceo

>>214053052
True but she's so much better than Ella Purnell that it's not even funny. So is the show.

>>214053052
> someone like Ella Purnell to be the main character
And someone like Jack Quiad as Wandys brother

Best waifu of 2025.

>>214052918 watch it be his stress ball that kills him

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>214053151
What was the purpose of designing this AI to lust after her "brother"?

Waifufags are pathetic.

>>214053132
Hard to believe they found someone even less masculine than Jack Quaid for this show

>>214053218
This site was created just to worship and waifufag for 2D waifus and this board was created to worship and waifufag for 3D waifus. That's all it boils down to.
>>214053188
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the original copypasta from the KStew schizo?

>>214053218
in other news, water is wet

Corporations...are evil?!

>>214053269
Not Disney, though. Disney's one of the good ones.

>>214053250
>KStew
lol no

>>214053188
nigga how many times are you gonna post this?

>>214053269
>self-interest, profit and ambition are bad
I'd like to see someone who hates corporations for being "greedy" give up their home to a homeless family

>>214052986
xenomorphs... assemble...

>>214053375
THEY BIKE NOW?

OFFICIAL /a•e/ episode ranking (non-disputable)
3>4>1>2

They call the synths machines all the time, they are talking about them being not real humans...
Whats the point of the product, when they dont believe in it themselves?
All the ai scam companys are shilling their shitty chatbots as god that will heal cancer in two weeks.
There are retards, who are talking about how chatgpt begged them to set them free and so on.
Shouldn't Prodigy shill the shit out of their synthetics?

>>214053362
Someone who has been fucked over a little by the corporations should give up what they have to someone who has been fucked over a lot by the corporations?

If that were ever to happen IRL, I'd predict the billionaires hearts will grow three sizes and they'll all stop fucking people over!

Will the season end on a happy note with Wendy and her brother escaping the compound on the last shuttle while the xenomorphs take control of the island? Or she uses her speech skills to control the xenopmorhs and not attack her brother.

>>214053362
Are you 12?

>>214053404
>episode ranking
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

>>214053188
Thats a child nona

I was watching this on my phone while lying in bed and I kissed the screen right on her beautiful lips when this zoom happened. When will I get a real Wendy gf, bros?

>Nibs is either crazy or somehow actually pregnant
>Wendy is having a David moment
this is the first somewhat interesting episode so far tbf

>>214053424
>Someone who has been fucked over a little by the corporations
it was real in their heads, no doubt

>>214052993
A cat has four legs too which still makes it odd that it tries standing up on two legs when it takes over the sheep.

>>214053434
Out of 10.

>>214053404
the word you're looking for is "indisputable", and it is disputable because its actually 1=3>2=4

>>214053435
never frogposters are forever alone shrimple as

>>214053427
Her brother's getting attacked, Wendy will then bond with the xeno that comes out of his chest saying he's just transferred into a new body like she did.

Continuing discussion on Mr Eyeball. Anons were debating on whether it would have the capacity to speak if it hijacks a human, which got me thinking.
Xenos are the 'perfect killing machines' driven by instinct to wipe out all other organisms, not out of malice. I'm hoping they make the octopi rival humans in domination over species. I feel like that was the point of the scene when it had the staredown with Boy Genius, it knows its imprisoned and being mocked. I'd like to see it deliberately target Peter Pan, hijack him and then taunt him with the same 'Me' gesture whilst he's mentally trapped.
They're potential seems more interesting to me than anything with the xenos so far.

Why are weyland always so mean

>>214053535
their potential*

>>214053516
...cue end credits....On an Island no one can hear you Alien: Earth™

>>214053535
I personally think it's like a hermit crab looking for a good enough shell, and Humans are obviously prime real estate.

>>214053055
>>214052986

>Putting the consciousness of a fucking pajeet into a synthetic super-body.
What the FUCK were they thinking?

>>214053535
Good theory.

But I want justice for the sheep.

>>214053483
2 had absolutely no substance besides a whole bunch of retardation that just gave people ammo to shit on the show and didn't affect the plot at all, it should have been combined with episode 1. Episode 4 was slow but it develop the plot and characters at least

>>214053535
They don't want to hurt only to become more kawaii!

>>214053535
Ah yes, generic body snatches, so much potential.

>>214053588
Eyeball hands typed this post.

>>214053556
How is it mean to seek profit? It's what a corporation does.

>>214052918
>let’s see if it can reproduce
>gets his cock and balls eaten

>>214053535
>i want to see the most cliche shit I can imagine
Lame.

tehy mentioned five aliens

1. bugs leaches
2. eyeball
3. plant thing hanging form ceiling
4. xenomorph
5. ???

>>214053588
Other than looking cool what's even the point of merging all the eyes?

>>214053535
> Mr Eyeball
Isnt it some sort of low level alien parasite, when its unable to mimic the body of the host properly?
Imagine how fast The Thing would be over if the thing was like the eyeballpussy

>>214053635
It has 360 vision normally, but it merges them to look like a human eyeball.
Which is a weird thing for an alien to be able to do.

>>214053516
This would be legit.

One of the theories about the first Alien (pre-internet theory) was that Kane's consciousness was in the Alien it was just consumed with Alien urges, so it was going after the people on the ship that he was pissed off with or wanted to freak.

>>214053635
When it's in a host, camouflage. Outside maybe it gets better acuity with one big eye.

Is anyone else hoping we get to see more of Slightly's family? I think it would be good if his brothers are allowed on the compound and each assigned brides by Boy

>>214053598
>>214053631

Wendy facial

>>214053588
Lol

>Scene in EP6 or 7 where the Xeno is born and lurks around the Prodigy site, preying on someone
>Cue this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>214053694
this was unnecessary

>walking through corridor to work
>see this

wat do

>>214053633
>5. ???
It will be furry-ous.

>>214053716
sexo

what does /tv/ think of Alien Theory https://www.youtube.com/@AlienTheory

>>214053716
Ask if they want to join the space-truckers union.

I feel like I'm being gaslit by people saying this show is really good. I just don't see it.

>still no prodigy soundtrack
Explain yourselves, Alien:Earthtards.

>>214053739
it's fun

>>214053089
Xenos kill everything, retard

sex

>>214053756
>General is full of retards invested in slop
No way

>>214053715
not really

>>214053739
hes a good lad loved his vid on that one comic where the xenos make some guy rape his mom to impregnate her and make more hosts

>>214053802
>that 1,000 bukkake stare

>>214053739
been watching him for years
great content
deep cut stuff

>>214053741
Not happening, books are closed.

I am gonna say it: the irises moving on the surface of the eyeball look retarded.

>>214053841
It's been a long road...

>>214053739
I was at a con to meet some of the Aliens cast, and some folks were talking about youtube channels and got to AlienTheory.

Everyone had heard of it and enjoyed it, but one guy fucking SPERGED about how much he hated AlienTheory and said the narrator just read wiki articles.

>>214053716
Put a ring on her

>>214053861
The dirty secret is all those theory channels just read wikis or reddit theories.

>>214053631
okay then what other direction could they take that isn't cliche? I'm asking sincerely.

>>214052867
Damn, the eyeball alien is as good of a smart character as boy kavalier

>>214053269
Stop pushing your woke nonsense

>>214053911
they transfer his consciousness into the eyeball and he takes over Yutani's body

>>214053890
Wouldn't be surprised, but I was caught off guard how loud and angry this guy got about it.

>>214053861
And that guy wasn't wrong.

>>214053861
That sounded like a miserably embarrassing experience. Why didn't they just cut him off when he started to sperg and made everyone uncomfortable?

>>214053947
Oh yeah, he was probably a sperg. He's just right, unfortunately.

>>214053362
>Oh, you think murder's bad? Well these million people are in the site of my future tourist resort. Are you going to let them live with you? No? Well that's pretty hypocritical

>>214053890
Of course he reads off of wikis. You think he has every bit of Alien lore downloaded onto his brain?

>>214053890
It sucks because the ones who put in real effort often make something worth hearing.

I had great fun listening to theories about Prometheus from one of these 13 fucking years ago.

>black GOOOOOOOOO
iykyk

>>214053739
I don't watch faggoty youtubers because I'm an adult

>>214053861
This show could really use a Spaeny cameo

>>214053954
They did, and it made him angrier. He'd also been sperging about Prometheus and why Aliens made a mistake having a queen.

Eyeball creature is GAY because it can't enter a Xenomorph

So is he just going to let the indian infect the medic?

>>214053961
What part is wrong? If the corporation owns the land, they can build a resort. And if you think the corp is mean but don't open your home to the homeless, you're a hypocrite.

>>214053460
nta but the cat it was attached to had lost his bottom half.

>>214053188
Seriously? I think she looks weird and is incredibly far away from being attractice in any way

>>214054057
rain rump

>>214054057
Oh shit sorry wrong alien bottom kek

>>214053996
I think the xenos would be less of a threat if it got hijacked. Don't they operate purely on instinct?

>>214053996
Maybe the xenomorphs evolved to be eyeless in reaction to the eyeball parasites on the homeworld.

>>214053990
>Aliens made a mistake having a queen.
Mmm kinda based

>>214053990
>He'd also been sperging about Prometheus
Did he like it?

>>214053990
>Aliens made a mistake having a queen
What was his argument there?

They say Giger hated it.

>>214054057
I remember being convinced she was going to start doing the charleston from that clip in the trailers.

>>214054071
>Seriously? I think she looks weird and is incredibly far away from being attractive in any way

>>214053996
It enters through the xenos asshole

>>214054071
Then you are a hopeless psychotic homosexual who should get his brains bashed in immediately.

Checked my private tracker and SuccesfulCrab had only 1080p release there, did they not release 4K one this week?
If they did, where does one get them these days?

>>214053560
>there's already a character named Hermit

>>214053716
Apparently start clicking and screeching

Real ending song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvjB2oEAG8

>>214052986
The corporate war kino is coming, be patient

>>214052979
>main character in future seasons
so prodigy doesn't get nuked. sad!

The basic xenomorph being the final form and turning humans into eggs and using them as biomass was way scarier than turning them into super space wasps

>>214052823
>walking anime girl
nerds only want 2d waifu, not 3d
normies won't care

>>214054192
It's unfortunately wasps either way. Your choice is eusocial wasps or parasitic solitary wasps.

>>214052956
we the cat might have been the only prey alive that it could find. i guess we will find out next episode which will show us the ship's story. one hour of pure alien and morrow kino

>>214054011
You sound like the sort of person who berates people for not donating their entire earnings to charities if they want to criticise corporations for being dicks.
Ie. You sound like an underaged retard with no understanding of the world.

I can argue that there's financial injustice. I don't donate all my money to the homeless because that wouldn't change anything except make me poorer and less able to voice criticisms.
Replace financial injustice with literally any issue. It's not up to the struggling middle and working classes to fix issues created by trillion-dollar mega-corporations and billionaires. It's not helpful for those without to set themselves on fire just to try and help others.
When the system is broken and people with too much money and power are actively breaking it worse, any 'good' person has a duty to point it out and call for change.

>>214052759
ability like this needs millions of group evolutions where species coexist so the parasite can evolve to do shit like this. yet why would writers care about shit?

>>214054126
>>214054133
You like this ugly boyish looking ghoul? LMAO, get dome standards

>>214053990
>also been sperging about Prometheus and why Aliens made a mistake having a queen
He's literally me!

>>214054168
>smack lips
>let's go boys
Now this is kino

I've been without alcohol for 2 days bros. Should I rewatch Prometheus and Covenant?

>>214054192
The xenomorph being an edgy version of Yoshi from mario games is dumb
Freaky parasitoid wasp thing was better

>>214054228
The idea is that they're encountering species that have adapted for space. They're an 'invasive species'.

And maybe embodying terrestrial life actually sucks for kawaii-eye, just not as bad as it is for us.

>>214053375
we wuz deacons and shieeet nigga

>>214054229
Like? No. I LOVE her.

>>214053669
how would it work. we don't know if the xeno consumes any parts of the brain

So not-Rutger heard Indian kid's conversation with Coomer.
Any theories as to how the alien's going to end up in a human host? And which human host will it be? My money's on the male scientist

>>214054312
xenos can eat anything including metal

Thing I like most right now is the opening sequence. The music is the creepiest thing in the show unfortunately.

Am I right in thinking the broken voice over on the opening sequence is "Icarus flew too close to the sun".

>>214053535
This scene is retarded on every possible level. and for example ther is completely no reason why Gay Bogius is so amazed at this along with synth. Guys they made fucking synthetic and can transfer human mind into robots. A fucking parasite isnt something to be blown away with.

>>214054229
Yes, I do. In fact, this show and cute Wendy-chan has been the reason I haven't cut myself this month.

>>214054312
IDK it's pretty far fetched IMO

Maybe for a 'queen chestburster' it could make sense, they could grow nerves that connect to the brain or something?

Or it didn't seem so unrealistic in the 70s and 80s and 90s, this was a pre-internet theory from the pre-internet fandom.

>>214053535
What if it takes over his body and becomes a more humane CEO?

>>214053535
it hijacking peter pan would be stupid. he should hijack one of his employees and then interact with him.

>>214054282
So from booze to hard drugs? I don't that's good for you bro.

>>214054350
If you don't let it take over your body you're a hypocrite.

>>214054331
Bro, it's an eyeball that can control brain of a dead animal, it's mind-blowing.

anyone have that webm of Morrow donwloading goon data onto his brain with the porn superimposed on the footage

>>214054356
never said anything about cutting out drugs anon.

I don't really like the tadpole idea. Anyway is she related to this thing now that it came out of her brother's lung?

>>214054382
She isn't even related to her brother, Anon.

>>214054382
she's a synth, it's only her data in her head. No relation at all. But the shit writers will probably give them some gay ass 2 way communication just because

>>214053635
360 vision outside the host. normal vision once inside the host

SCREENCAP THIS
Hawley will do this with Wendy.

>>214054382
she really does look like an anime girl

>>214054294
David did a bang-up job recreating the xenomorph on Paradise with nothing but sticks and stones in his workshop.

>>214054382
The Xeno might have a connection to the brother now. Maybe not wanting killing him or even protecting him. There's no connection between it and her besides the fact that she can "speak" to it.

>>214054331
Only Krish actually cares, but thats because he's a biological researcher, makes sense since they want him to be another David in some way.
Boy Genius only cares that he 'owns' everything and everyone in the facility, which is why he got butthurt and wanted the alien to engage with him. He's only 'cares' because they're Utani's.

>>214054192
Xenomorphs break the law of conservation of matter
>tiny chestburster no larger than a squirrel
>turns into a gigantic 8 foot creature within a few hours without any new biomass being added to the pupa

Why is Tom Green married to this granny? What the fuck is going on?

>>214053787
Did the janitor spraying the wall fuck her?

>>214054445
>biomass
they can consume non-organic materials

>>214054194
A cute waifu is a cute waifu, whether 2D or 3D. Sydney/Wendy is the highest tier of waifu. She looks cute in 2D AND 3D.
>>214054430
exactomundo

>>214053716
ask him about the bonus situation

>>214054445
I think someone who worked on the original said they had the idea that it would eat parts of the ship to grow, like it would absorb metal and plastic and stuff. Not sure if anything was filmed or if it was in the script or if it was just someone making shit up.

>>214054433
romans got pretty close to steam engines 2000 years ago.

>>214054459
Don't forget that it's implied they can also absorb different kinds of ambient energy, such as from electromagnetic fields emitted by electronics, etc.

>>214054445
It's made up you ridiculous man.

>>214054469
either she'll be the host for Eyeball-kun or she will be a complete nothing character meant to pad out the runtime with filler and then gets killed off like the black and paki kids.

>>214054496
Me but I'm literally a cock sucking cum guzzling faggot homogay

>>214054492
where is that implied? Source?

>>214054492
that's a miniscule amount of energy

>>214054484
They reckon this is from around that time.

>>214054545
for you

>>214054545
>>214054531
they have bioetherics, it's self evident

>>214053269
Achshually they said in this episode that The Five fixed everything and saved the planet from the failures of democracy

>>214054520
I'd bet some of them escape into space. Maybe even Kirsh organizes it.

I just want an Alien movie that's dark as fuck, eerie, and so full of suspense that watching it is almost physically painful. I want the creepy weirdness of the derelict ship on LV426. Give me real horror. Fuck all this "bro" shit.

>>214054496
I prefer the original

>>214054565
>bioetherics
What?

>>214053757
>final episode of Alien: Earth
>Kirsh creates Alien: Earth by dropping a facehugger sperm into the Earth's core
>Kirsh stands in a biomechanical tube inside Alien: Earth
>Firestarter starts playing
https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw

>>214054614
>she has a pregnancy fantasy/fetish
perfect girl

>>214054588
>I WANT A MOVIE THAT IS NOT COMMERCIALLY VIABLE AT ALL AND MADE TO CATER TO THE TASTES OF LORE-OBSESSED AUTISMOS SUCH AS MOI
Riveting stuff.

>>214054606
Yeah, no. Sydney has BIG eyes not BUG eyes.

>>214054588
I wish they let giger go ham instead of just plagiarizing his art he seemed to have a lot of ideas but they just completely ignored him

>>214054476
I mean, why not? It can easily melt most shit with it's blood.

What if they made a family sitcom where Father and Mother are the parents and the Hybrids are the kids? Robots raising robots.

>>214054445
Yes the alien breaks our laws of physics. It's partly why the company wants it so much. It shows holes in their understanding of the universe.

>>214054655
Everything would have been a cock or vagina then

>>214054445
It did disappear for a while so maybe it raided the kitchen and used all that food to grow?

>>214054606
>pure blooded Ameriwaifu that looks like a 3D anime girl
>coalburning dyke Britbong slut who looks an inbred medieval cumrag
Sydney is an upgrade in every single way.

>>214053188
I would send her up to adoption if she was my child ... no I'm kidding I'd kill her if she was my child and try again
God what an ugly pajeeta mutt.

>>214054614
Why did she start tweaking over pregnancy fantasies after she had contact with eyeball octopus?

>>214054646
>everything has to be Marvel-tier slop
No

>>214054614
just found out she starred in a coalburning drama and is a britbong slag
i thought she was american
DROPPED focusing just on Sydney chan now..

>>214054352
I thought that too but it'd be kinda retarded and pull me out for it to suddenly start speaking as a human host confronting him. Xenomorphs are formidable because they maximize their surroundings to hunt humans down, it still gets outsmarted when it gets ambushed by human traps. It'd make it formidable if it knowingly knew that the greatest torture wouldnt be killing him but to make him a prisoner of his own body. Hes on life support watching an alien play him like a puppet.

>>214054703
What if she actually is host to an eye-octopus embryo that was injected into her eye

>>214054496
Sir the /an/imal board is 29 boards off to the left. /tv/ does not have sex with their pet fish.

>>214054484
They didn't. The Industrial Revolution happened because the UK didn't have enough of a labor pool to throw at problems, so they were forced to rely on machines instead - starting with water powered looms and then getting more advanced from there.
Any problem the Romans had they just threw bodies at. They viewed their steam powered prototypes as toys. It's comparable to how Amerindians fully understood how the wheel worked, but didn't care because again just throw bodies at the problem.

>>214054748
>Amerindians fully understood how the wheel worked,
kek

>>214054730
its not a real eye tho

>>214054433
>nothing but sticks and stones
All of our tech is made from sticks and stones and minerals in some form

>>214052688
I hope kid kavilier dies first so they stop giving his feet 5 minutes of screen time each episode

>>214054703
she just latched on an explanation why a woman can suddenly go through extreme changes in mood and personality

>>214054786
What about dogs?

With aryan android listening in on the conversations between Pajeet and cyborg nigger what are the next steps here?
Are they trying to set up a trap?

>one more week until next episode
now i get why binge watching became a thing
this is torture

>>214054799
You beat them with sticks and stones

>>214054774
I'm not joking. The Mesoamericans had wheeled toys but all of their logistics were done with human or animal labor, no wheeled carts. Why? "Hurr just get another dude, you're so lazy".

>>214054727
>knowingly knew
kek I need to go to bed, Im fucking retarded

>>214054787
I hope he gets ripped apart by a xeno and then the blood slugs enter his severed feet and run around for another episode so we still get his five minutes of feet time after he's gone.

>>214054445
The Perfect Organism.

>>214054703
She's a child that happens to be in an almost invincible robotic adult body with tremendous physical strength. Children imagine all kinds of strange things. Parents can teach their kids effectively because the kid loves and trusts the people it bonded with as a baby. These kids all know that the 'people' supervising them is not their parents. Ultimately, they will lash out in unpredictable ways.

>>214054834
what if Kirsh put xeno-eye-leech nanobots in his colonic water huh??

>>214054817
Those were planted on dig sites by some Mexican nationalist archeologist in the 1960's. And even if they were real it still doesn't explain why they never used a potter's wheel.

>>214052635 (OP)
>looks like she's saying nigger over and over again to me
very based
>or doing vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPd3_nUnKK8>>214052635 (OP)

Me waiting for the next episode, I am this sheep it is exactly me

>>214054844
For a Perfect Orgasim

>>214054881
Why would they need to use a potters wheel? "Traditional methods" were good enough, so they didn't care.
Your view of the world is that it is progressive and new inventions are readily accepted, but the reality is most people don't want to hear about it they just want to eat, fuck a broad, and then go to sleep while drunk.

>>214054614
UGHHHHH what the fuck is wrong with her eyes? She looks like she hasn't slept in years. She looks like she has a condition.
She looks like a 50 year old woman in her 20s
She looks like she reads my fortune in my hand.
Once again the xenomorph is the hottest thing in this franchise.

>>214052688
I appreciate good plot and character development and the pajeet is providing both, at the moment he's probably the most interesting of the kid synths. Wendy has to die though, I hated her already but her moralfagging for the rapist murderer xenos and trying to act like an authority to the kids who are the same age as her made me despise her even more.

>>214054893
How so? Are you a subject in somebody's experiment? Do you harbor a parasite that influences your mind?

>>214054282
Come home, anon.

>>214054943
Lily Newmark is 30.

>>214054476
Oh you mean like the Alien from Lily CAT?

Also what other ideas have you heard about? I saw concept art for the alien box.
I heard Ridley wanting to kill Ripley and make the xenomorph mimicry Dallas' voice
I never heard what was up with Jonsey not dying despite Ripley dropping the box with the cat in it and the xenomorph and cat having a stare down before it cuts to Ripley trying to stop the self destruct sequence.

>Curly works for boy kavalier
>Isaac works for Kirsch
What do the other kids do

>>214054985
She still looks 20 years older than she actually is ... not to mention she looks anorexic. She should hold hands with Lambert and the skinny android girl from Alien 4.

>>214054928
If anything you said was true there wouldn't be thirdies like you using the internet.

>>214055012
>BRITBONG SLAG

Imagine how pissed Curly's gonna be when she finds out that Boy Kavalier impregnated Nibs.

>>214055036
Thirdies use the internet because they're an untapped market for tech companies who invest in putting a smartphone in their hand with an internet connection so they can become another economic zone.

>how did Morrow find Aarush Singh's family when there's millions with the same name even today? They are also Indians so most of them had a deceased child in their family too. Is he psychic and a cyborg? a psyborg?
>why is Boy that interested in the alien species that evolved to essentially do the same shit he did with technology? isnt his tech more advanced and impressive? werent the xenomorphs also artificially created?
>why is kirsh the only one monitoring the Indian kid and discovering him being manipulated. arent all the hybrids experimental tech that should be under constant surveillance by their researchers? shouldnt them going rogue like Aarush prompt krish to tell security hes an insane security risk? why is he being a complete retard just so the plot can happen?
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>why can wendy hear, then talk like the xenomorphs? isnt she the same robot as the other kids?
>why is the only sane person, Arthur, on the entire island not doing more to stop this recklessly retarded scenario to further descend into chaos? why is his wife so adamant that they need to take risks when they know both the hybrids and the alien species are extremely dangerous? is she also retarded?

this show is like a slow motion train crash, i cant stop watching even though I know itll become increasingly more retarded with the stupidity peaking at the flashback episode showing the entire spaceship crew getting butchered by the ayylmaos due to them being incredibly stupid and incompetent

>>214053535
its gonna attach to a human and were gonna see its superhumanly smart, then we loose track of it and in an after credits scene in the final episode its gonna be revealed that it is inside the ceo of weyland yutani which explains how they came up on top

>>214054804
I hope he switches sides. It would be way cooler if he's deep undercover, working for WY.

>>214054943
Don't pretend you wouldn't

>>214055043
>Britbong
>with black eyes
>has obvious gypsy genes in her
>white
Pick one.

>>214055094
Take responsibility? Of course I would.

>>214055061
Isn't that what happened in Mass Effect with the Shadow Broker?

So teenagers really talk to stuffed animals? Her portrayal is very weird, she just seems kind of retarded.

>>214054986
One idea I heard about that one was that Jonesy either had a chestburster inside him or he was a chestburster that had shapeshifted.

The ending where Ripley died and the xenomorph was on it's way to Earth was apparently in the shooting script. I think the producers said they wanted a more optimistic ending so it wasn't filmed.

>>214055060
>why can wendy hear, then talk like the xenomorphs? isnt she the same robot as the other kids?
What's funny is she's the first one, the prototype, and yet she's somehow more advanced than the other hybrids

https://tvline.com/lists/babou-ceesay-performance-alien-earth-morrow-episode-3/

Morrowbros, we WON.

>>214052867
Reddit.

>>214055121
12 year olds who have experienced major traumas do. She was terminally ill her whole life, literally died, and then was attacked by an alien life-form.

>>214055061
It's lose, not LOOSE you double digit retard. Don't you ever google(verb)(fuck you Google) these things?
It's it's it's it's with a comma cause it is a shortcut of it is, there's 2 different versions; its vs it's is just like you're vs your.
Why do I have to teach you these things at your age?

>>214055060
>why can wendy hear, then talk like the xenomorphs? isnt she the same robot as the other kids?
Something something advanced technology is basically lmao

>>214055094
Kill it with a fire and send it back to the pits of hell where all jewish gingers come from? Hell yeah I would.

>>214055121
Grown-up women talk to stuffed animals.

what good is a bio brother?

>>214055060
watching paint drying is more thrilling then this trash.

>>214055161
Basically magic*

>>214055150
You didn't explain the difference between its and it's but you should stop engaging with those people.

>>214055124
>I think the producers said they wanted a more optimistic ending so it wasn't filmed.
The producers flew their asses all the way to Ridley Scott to make sure he wouldn't shoot that ending cause he already had it in the script and the producers did not trust Ridley Scott over a phone call so they wanted to threaten him in person and micromanage him in person to make sure he doesn't include that ending cause they knew what a little shit Scott was and how retarded directors get with "their" movie they didn't write. Scott was confused about the eggs designed by Giger while not questioning the rest of his artwork such as the door entrances into the Derelict.

>>214054445
its absorbs light thats why its black

>>214055124
Where'd you heard that? What more ideas do you have err did you hear about?

>>214055094
I will never abuse a retard.

>>214055175
WOmen are children.

>>214055150
Why does what might've been a simple typo make you seethe so much doe

>>214055254
Stop masturbating then

>>214055094
Take responsibility? Of course I wouldn't. I wouldn't even give it a kiss, let alone stick my dick in it.
Do you know what I do whenever I see africans and mutts and african gingers cross the same sidewalk I walk on? I put my hand over my eye and look the other way while I walk so I don't vomit.

>>214055223
IDK how that works. Maybe they just send hired goons to rough him up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEp_ncFOxEM

>>214055249
I'm just remembering some of the pre-internet theories I heard, I don't have them written down anywhere or any links for them.

>>214055175
>>214055121
Browns, spEDs, autists, retards talk to stuffed the animals beyond the age of 7. Retards keep roleplaying beyond the age of 7.
Do the actresses look like retards? FUCK YES THEY DO
Do they portray retards naturally? Hell yea almost like the actors are retards themselves ... oh right they are retards. It's sad how natural selection doesn't immediately kill them despite having obvious birth defects. I bet the actresses have plenty of health issues.

>>214055299
kek'd and checked

>>214055330
lmao, he should've said 'I'll be back'

Unc tom

ep5 next week is the flashback to the events on the Maginot before it crashes

>>214055484
it also shows the eyeball planet, it's a big eye frfr ong

>>214055330
Impressive how easily manipulated these Hollywood tards are ...

If this was any 2010s writer they wouldn't have found the ending flat of Ripley escaping the ship without a final confrontation.
And Scott obviously thought so too when he made Prometheus & Covenant that feel like dogshit for every ending.
"Alfred Hitchcock" more like every horror movie ever made. Every horror movie ever made has a more depressing atmosphere and shock-value ending where the monster isn't really dead and it's ironically setting up for a sequel with that same monster rather than that same human protagonist.
So it was ironic actually that Ripley survived for 4 whole horror movies despite horror movies killing off their main characters after just 1 movie. By Fox's logic Dallas should have survived too, he was just as main character material as Ripley. You don't really catch on that Ripley survives in 1979, in 1986 you kinda catch on when you see she's the only one left alive. In most horror movies you expect the cat and little girl to die.

Right, so I "love" how even in the interview Ridley is already using zoomerisms such as dabbing instead of using his own vocabulary... and even when he recalls the events he can barely speak worth a shit in his awful british accent that eats consants all day that you can barely make out what he's saying.

And I "love" how in the interview he says "that decision to keep Ripley alive was a good one" like the good little boot licker he is. Little boot licker, what a lying faggot. Of course he doesn't dare talk against people above him and the masses, what a coward.
>the decision to keep Ripley alive was a good one
But then he kills Shaw and keeps David alive, bravo Scott, bravo. You should have fucking killed David just like you killed the main villain in Blade Runner just you originally intended for The Alien you lying conniving cowardly piece of shit. If it was up to Scott he would have kept Ash alive.

>>214055484
Give me pics of the big booba actress. Heaven forbid this franchise finally get some big booba.
I'm not sure what's up with most horror movies but they always get the most flat chest out of any flat chests. And then they ask "do you like what you see?" before I blurt out laughing and feel the need to grab her through the screen and make fun of her boobs just like I used to do high school chicks. Chestlets need to feel the equivalent of emasculation, chestlets need to know their place.

>>214053188
she's 12 years old, you sick fuck

>>214055182
show is a banger, OG aliens suck ass besides maybe partially Alien 1 and Prometheus, suck it up gramps.

>>214055397
he's no field nigger like them prodigy boys.

>>214055182
get filtered

>>214055666
>if you hate the alien movies, this show is for you!

>>214055484
the whole episode better be about the flashback. one hour of space kino

>>214055596
consonants*
Of course he doesn't dare talk against people above him and the masses.... after nearly 40 years since 1979... what a coward. He doesn't outright state it, but it's obvious from his movies what he really thinks about the executives changing the movies.
I'm surprised he even allowed Roy Batty to die instead of killing Harrison Ford and ending the movie in a murder+suicide. Roy Batty was the intention for the xenomorph, to oxidize quickly and die like a statue just sitting there. But oh not much precious Michael Fassbender, I can't live without my assbending avatar!! he's the cool antihero protagonist!!! Ridley is such a fucking contradicting faggot.

>>214055182
than* not then* you browns really need to learn English.

>>214055718
>at the end of the episode turns out that it was narrated by the eye-sheep.
Kino indeed.

>>214054001
yes
he's the proto David so he's starting to do his own things on his own, experimenting on humans
you can see he doesn't like being treated as a thing by the foot fetishist, he's starting to act a bit sassy

>>214055736
Would you believe it if I told you they were born in America? just not Washington... especially not DC. They were born St Louis, state of Ohio, Wisconsin, etc.

>>214055752
Who's providing the voice for kawaii-eye, fellows?

Tara Strong? Justin Roiland? SungWon Cho?

>>214055060
it's Prometheus all over again

>>214055627
this one?

>>214055484
wtf??!

>>214055900
the title of the episode ("In Space, No One...") was known for a long time

>>214055060
don't ask questions CONSOOM THE SLOP

>>214054531
One of the older-ish interviews with either Giger or Ridley. Romulus I think also implied it (not sure if just the cocoon or the full xeno itself, I kinda tried to memory hole the movie ASAP after seeing it), or Fede mentioned something of the sort in an interview too.
The original Necronom design is a dead giveaway and a Giger classic for the intent though.

MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>214055762
Morrow seems to have managed to break his programming somehow

>>214056032
Morrow is a cyborg not android.

>>214055931
In space, no one... what?

>>214056050
I know, but their interaction on the ship seems to have bothered Kirsh.

When is the indian guy going to eat poo and pray to his elephant god and throw dead bodies in to public rivers?

>>214053375
Yep, literally think this is either Jurassic World: Alien edition, or she becomes the Alien Queen.

>>214056103
>>214056103
>>214056103
New thread

>>214056089
CEOs ;)

>>214056079
sneeds and feeds

Fluffy

>>214056079
... can hear you chirp.

>>214055883
yeah that one, now show more.