Thread 151748907

What does he do?

>>151748907 (OP)
Lmao He lets birds run

>>151748907 (OP)
he got on base so that his retarded teammates could fly out to center

>>151748907 (OP)
i have no idea who this is

>>151748907 (OP)
Ching Chong ping pong

>>151748907 (OP)
Gambles

He gets overpaid a lot that’s his magic power

>>151748907 (OP)
best hitter on the team and just an average pitcher. He is misused. If he batted every day and only pitched out of the bullpen, he would be more effective.

>>151748907 (OP)
he wins

>>151748907 (OP)
Bringing gorillion yen of endorsement and DAWG like Yamamoto to the team/

>>151748907 (OP)
gets special treatment from the league and got away with sports betting crimes

>>151748907 (OP)
Win.

He sleeps.

babby gets carried

>>151748907 (OP)
wins the world series and makes browns in canada seethe

this dude is such a fraud

>>151748907 (OP)
Eat
Sleep
Win World Series
Repeat

He’s not even the best Japanese player in his team

>>151748907 (OP)
he plays baseball

>>151748907 (OP)
Win

>>151748907 (OP)
Muh records and then getting carried (sometimes by another, smaller Asians) like most of "Asia's world class ace"

>>151748907 (OP)
Gets carried by Yamamoto

>>151748907 (OP)
some jap player to keep the japanese interested in dodger merch. literally the entire country of japan has pride with japs in MLB for some reason.

>>151748907 (OP)
He drives

yamamoto babby

>>151748907 (OP)
NOW THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

DAY OF THE RAKE = DRAKE

NOW THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

DAY OF THE RAKE = DRAKE

NOW THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

DAY OF THE RAKE = DRAKE

NOW THIS IS A STORY
ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED
TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

DAY OF THE RAKE = DRAKE

>>151748907 (OP)
he just wins
you wouldnt get it kek
FUCK TORONTO

I don't watch baseball but didn't this guy have some historical game like last week?

>>151758646
Yeah

>>151748907 (OP)
just the revenue from japan's interest is enough to cover his contract

>>151758179
>勝ったよ
>疲れた
>寝る
>おやすみ

>>151758737
More Japanese people watched this match than Americans did. Not even close.

sells jerseys, puts asses in seats and eyeballs on televisions

>>151748907 (OP)
They probably shouldn't have sent him into the 3rd inning after his shaky closeout of the 2nd.

the passenger

>>151748907 (OP)
>soiface when Jordan gets carried

Gets on base and has the highest OPS on the team

>does nothing
>wins

>>151758512
Gets Yamamoto on your team. Like Brady bringing not only himself, but Gronk and AB too

THATLL BE 500 GORRIRION PLUS TIPPU

>>151750820
Ohtani already had 2 Tommy John surgeries.

>>151758512
Ohtani convinced Yoshinobu Yamamoto not to join the New York Mets

>>151748907 (OP)
but for real, why did he have such a shit game?

We need a Chinese Ohtani who plays dirty and hates Nippon scum

>>151748907 (OP)
Wins championships.

>>151760915
calm down hyesong, shoehei won a ring for you too

He sells shirts and gives a new name for chicanolard kids

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>151758646
he had two of the greatest games ever played this postseason. and in the other like 15 games he was mostly just shit.

>>151760898
No enough rest for himself and he is a very greedy batter. He goes for the Dinger every time, extremely talented but he WILL go for awful pitches. Meanwhile Yammy is made of that Japanese steel folded over 69000 times, same stuff as those classic Toyota Pick-up Trucks, same stuff that gets nukes twice and bounces back. Ohtani is a fairweather Japanese. Yammy is built for WAR

>>151760898
Literally the best hitter on the team even during this series. What are retarded casuals even saying in this thread.

>>151761040
>He goes for the Dinger every time
Yeah, they're trained to do that these days bro. Analytics figured out that hard uppercut swings get better results than Ted Williams-style level swings.

>>151761040
Too bad they're both in the same team. Keep going for dumb Caribbean players and dumb American players that can't do shit for more than one game.

>>151748907 (OP)
He literally single handedly revived baseball among casual watchers.

>>151748907 (OP)
Laugh at you

>>151761229
Why is the upper right half of this image blank?

>>151761040
he literally had 2 singles and a walk in this game and your saying he just goes for dingers every time?

>>151749544
That's a Chinese pronunciation that doesn't exist in Japanese.
So Japanese people don't understand what you're trying to say and will think you're stupid.

>>151748907 (OP)
Didn't he have the greatest performance ever a few games ago

>>151748907 (OP)
ANIME JAPAN TEKKEN PLAYSTATION 5 LOS DOYERS
ANIME OHTANI
THEY SHOULD HAVE OHTANI IN A ONE PIECE EPISODE
LOS DOYERS
LOS DOYERS
LOS DOYERS
OHTANI NEVER CHEATS
NO GAMBLE INNOCENT

>>151762463
Why did you choose Tekken of all games?

>>151748907 (OP)
sell merchandise to the Japanese

>>151748907 (OP)
Gamble

>>151748907 (OP)
He hits tons of homeruns on already won irrelevant games against weak teams.
Seriously, you could remove about 40 of his homeruns this year and it wouldn’t impact Dodger’s performance as a team.
He particularly performs really poorly under pressure in important games.

nuff said

>>151758516
>literally the entire country of japan has pride with japs in MLB for some reason.
Asians, more so than others, tend to live vicariously through more successful members of their own race. "Ohtani's a champion, therefore I am!" Hivemind shit probably with a dose of escapism to cope with NEETdom or crushing office work.
To most people if Ohtani sucks ass it's because he sucks ass as an individual. To the Japanese if he sucks ass it's a collective, national shame.

>>151758179
he do be snoozing

>>151760915
It would be kino to have a good Chinese/Korean player for Angels that’s the archnemesis of Ohtani, might actually get me interested in watching baseball if that happens

>>151762316
Yeah when they were already up 3-0 in the series against the Brewers

>>151748907 (OP)
Assembles the Greatest collection of talent to ever play baseball to ascend his status as GOAT. Honestly his skill to influence people to join and make an org go all in is something I've never seen in sports. Everything switched when he made it his era

>>151748907 (OP)
Wins

>>151762999
Nice One Piece blanket.

Photoshop Ohtani as a woman please it's my kink

>>151748907 (OP)
in statball he is the best. in october he is pretty good. anyone sayingndiffernet is an anti barry bond writers guild faggot

>>151748907 (OP)
He makes black and Chinese people angry.

lmao Ohtani laughing at Kirk

>>151762934
he also did like 90% of the work at winning game 3 of this series.

>>151748907 (OP)
Gambles (based)

>>151763417
kek

OH MY SCIENCE TANI!!!!!

>>151748907 (OP)
Too big to fail unlike Pete.
It all worked out in the end!

without Ohtani, you dont get Yamamoto

>>151758478
there will always be a hierarchy among us
jungle asians will always be lower, you are the slavs of asians
know your place

the seethe this guy creates in other teams' fans

just get over it, you didn't sign the greatest baseball player of all time, it's okay

>>151762765
yeah i forgot where i read the stat from but apparently hes really really good at taking advantage of shitty pitchers, one of the best at it and he takes great advantage of that during the regular season when the rosters are deeper and randos get used alot, but he actually really struggles with elite pitchers, which kinda explains his performance during the postseason, when teams streamline rosters and keep their more elite pitchers.

Honestly, the Blue Jays were clearly the stronger team.
It still feels like the wrong team stole the victory.

>>151761186
*Raff

>>151765407
In the 2025 World Series Ohtani went .333/.500/.778
2025 NLCS: .357/.500/1.143
2025 WC: .333/400/1.000
Literally the only series where Ohtani's bat struggled was against the Phillies where he saw a grand total of 4 right handed pitcher PAs (they intentionally walked him for 2 of those). The 16 other were left handed pitchers, most of them relief pitchers specifically targeted at taking out Ohtani. And credit where it's due, it worked, he was invisible, but they were literally the only team that shut him down in the postseason this year lmao. And it was because they tailored their entire gameplan to shutting down one single player.
Even with the Phillies series where he slashed a measly .056/.150/.056, his OPS was HIGHER in the postseason than his MVP level regular season (1.096 vs 1.014 in the regular). Complete narrative based on feels and emotions. It's just not true.

>>151765408
I was rooting for the dodgers, but after the first 7 innings I was like "The Blue Jays deserve to win"

>>151748907 (OP)
He makes $700 million dollars

>>151750820
If you pitch relief, when you're pulled out, you're pulled out of the batting order too. So if he comes in for 7th, you gotta leave him in through 8 and 9 or you lose his ABs. That's not the rule if you start. I'm sure the Dodgers would love to move him to relief considering how bad their pen is.

He's a generational, if not historic talent.

>>151758179
In Japan, sleeping at work is seen as a good thing.

>>151758179
the jew fears the samurai power nap

>>151762934
And if they had lost like the jays being up 3-2 then you guys would be laughing. Winners win...

>>151765212
His name is Mookie Betts
whatever Ohtani wants, Mookie Betts