Thread 151763536

.:A NC due to injury is a victory edition:.
TIDFviously >>151730400
>*loudspeaker crackles*
>*silence then feedback*
>No contest, Ciryl Gane should have been disqualified.
>The officials warn the fighters in the changing room about fouls.
>That is your first warning.
>If a fighter then chooses to fight with his hands open and fingers spread in standup exchanges, heightening the risk of the foul, that then is a motion of intent.
>If a fight can't proceed because of an intentional foul, the result isn't no-contest, the result is a disqualification.
>Fighting with your hands open and fingers spread is a choice.
>You can choose to close your fist and reduce the risk of the foul.
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!

List of trusted sources:
tomaspinallofficial
michael bisping
ariel helwani
mmaguru
tntsports
the good guy and the bad guy podcast with daniel cormier and chael sonnen
r/mmapoliticsandculture
piers morgan

reddit tranny thread

>>151763545
Nah we're behind Tom. We HAVE to do something about these eyepokes. It's not okay.

>>151763536 (OP)
I knew you weren't to be trusted.

>>151763545
Yeah im a transgender boygirl who takes hrt and browses reddit and Tom Aspinall is my favorite fighter ever so what?

Satire is wasted on swine well I did my best maybe messico will appreciate it even though it's quite on the nose

>>151763568
Me too I also look like this btw not that it matters

>>151763536 (OP)
I ain't reading all that lil bro.

why can't finTARDs do anything right?

>>151763582
No need frenn

Kino incoming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQNbKXmf0WY

>>151763632
A split decision?

>>151763607
As per usual it's up to the immigrants to salvage the reputation of this country from the damage the natives do

>>151763652
What the hell we feed you dress you teach you to use electric stoves and this is the thanks you give

>Le ebil heggin dayna tried to BREAK poor pooor volk!
Why are volk bros such victims?
He got to have a pitter patter trilogy with FW max, 2 of which were the best possible paydays he could have got as a featherweight champ. Max was a better draw for ppv points for him .
He got to defend against Ortega
He got to defend against THE Korean Zombie
He got to try for double champ TWICE.
Got an immediate title shot after getting slept against Ortega. Yes a good win but hardly a fight that was le heckin unfair to volk. If they simply wanted the belt off volk he would have had to fight Movsar Evloev.

>>151763680
TYPO meant slept by Topuria don't make fun. I've already redeemed.

>>151763680
Plus Max won 2 of those fights against Volk.

>>151763536 (OP)
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I TRY IT HURTS ME EYES

>>151763680
>watched entirely

I would use my immense American girth and violent retardation to help protect my Finnish friends. There, I said it. I have a .45 s&w beside me right now with 10 hollowpoints packed, if anyone has something disparaging to say to Finland now is the time. Because I got my note book open boys, the rolodex is in play.

>>151763775
God bless you brother hh

>>151763775
Why not post your 45 then? Why use an image that originated on reddit...

Always a good day when Phil Rowe loses!

maybe the worst heem op of all time
>>151763644 the thread has been redeemed...by a fucking leaf thoughbeit

Petr Yan is lookin a little thick in his upcoming fight against Merab

just took a massive aspinall into delija

Pietro Giano attraverso qualsiasi cosa egli vuole

Gurucels fuming

im jacked chinese boy

>>151763644
Chael vs Jones 2 at the white house will be sick

Why do you guys hate Aspinall so much? Why are you so determined to underplay the effects of an eye poke?

>>151764094
He's a braindead oaf with no personality

>>151764120
Get that monitor turned on lad

>omw to heem you
https://youtu.be/XBZUz4C6kqk?si=CjIqU2ciX0skiDOF

>>151764127
you calm down, I'm not sure you have a license to make threats or assume monitors!

>>151764127
>im better than you j-jon
LOL

you guys remember when a ufc fight night wasnt basically the roster of a random boat from Africa? Man, if only, fucking Dana that bald faggot

tomala

not to stir shit but how come there was no france/england angle?

Jon Bones Jones is the greatest all time combat sports athlete and I'm tired of pretending he's not. MMA died when he retired.

Tomala the blind bitch busted nose whore of England

Jon Jones trying to avoid that geek GSP outside of a nightclub

pretty ironic what happened to Delija isn't it?

Aidsasspainanal humiliated England by quitting against a FRENCHMAN, they should be mad at thim the most yet they're coping hard and trying to provide cover, what a bunch of cuck ass pussies

>>151764403
>Aidsasspainanal
we're taking this too far

>>151764403
Talking about english people obv

>>151764407
I'm thinking about throwing in a racial slur or two in there desu

I hope I live long enough to see Jon Jones die, if ever a colored deserved a fiery death it's him

>>151764426
Jon Jones is one of the good ones, I wish him and his family nothing but the best

>>151764397
Yeah it's quite poetic, aspieanal fans were saying fighters who called him out for quitting might regret their takes if they ever end up in a similar situation yet THE OPPOSITE happened the very next week. They ended up looking like retards, it's fucking hilarious

>>151764403
He heemed your toughest zigger so it's not as bad

gervontay david vs jake paul canceled

>>151764452
Pavlovich will heem the cunt in the rematch trust

Did Ilia move up to duck Movsar?

>bought fight pass
>assumed I could watch shitty events
>only prelims
>feel stupid
>pay 30 bong for tnt sports

Dana just ripped me off. Fuck the poor fag streams. I'm on government welfare anyway lol. Watching aspinall's training partner getting KO'd was great. Anyone who sticks fingers out deserves that. Pure kino moment.

>>151764450
and they're good friends too

>>151764403
Dude still can't see, youre a fucking idiot. Makes sense you're seething because you're about to be drafted lol.

>>151764440
shut up nigga

>>151764466
>I'm on government welfare anyway lol
how many quids are they giving you lad? i thought you poors had to be careful with your neetbux, have i fucked up by taking the wagie route?

>>151764463
Surprised your fingers can still move enough to type with your hands so full of throbbing Chinese cocks

>>151764474
>Dude still can't see
Then maybe he should get his his daddies balls off of his face

>>151764510
Kys with this nastyness

Pedo Andy will burn in hell

>>151764474
Stop pretending you believe him.

>>151764499
It's 1300 bong a month and I still live with parents. Awaiting autism diagnosis. Adhd diagnosis, I was diagnosed with bipolar but didn't respond to meds so they undiagnosed me and basically said I'm just a spastic. It's locked in for 3 years. Almost the amount I earned when I waged but now I spend less. Sold my car to use my smaller cheaper one. I just exercise, hike, watch sport. Starting judo and some form of kickboxing, might get back to bjj. Also climb.

I'd be lying if I said it was a bad life as a neet. It'll run dry one day but I lost late teens and early 20s to debilitating depression so it's fair. Failed uni twice, fired multiple times etc etc. If you can, get on it.

>>151764357
That was an amazing thing to catch. It was so perfect, like a TV sketch.
Underrated video

>>151764527
relax

>>151764527
The bond between father and son through sport. You're simply jealous. His dad would herm you lol. Balkan rat.

>>151764527
Such a tender moment!

>>151764543
I'm sure you think Andy's dick in little Tommy's innocent ass was bonding too

>>151764558
calm down

>>151764566
Is that what Tommy said when Andy stumbled into his room reeking of Guinness?

>>151764531
it's too late for me, i have a good job and my mortgage is half paid off. maybe i can get an ADHD diagnosis, i hear they're practically handing those out these days and it might come in handy one day

>>151764569
that's better
just chill out with the fag shit

Has the fraud finally been exposed now?

>>151764531
Living the dream

>>151764558
Why are you even here? You fucking satanic tranny. The world hates you, you're the downfall of the west

>>151764578
rematch will finalize it

>>151764574
We have personal independence payment for slackers like me that you claim whilst working too. I get 550 on that payment. So if I did work I'd get wage + 550 a month. Maybe you have something similar. But often they examine you capabilities and if you're functioning they likely don't give it to you, or greatly reduced amount.

I told y'all about Donte Johnson

Sedrique Dumas is the biggest what if in the history of the sport

>>151764531
What were you sacked for? I bet it had nothing to do with your fake disorder, you're just playing into it, probably consciously and subconsciously. From the way you speak here I can tell you're not too high on the spectrum, if even in it at all. 20 years ago you'd just be called a weirdo

>>151764566
Andy's infamous words to little Tom before he went to town on his underage ass

>>151764531
>debilitating depression
Les debiles

>>151764602
jealousy is unbecoming of a heemster, it would break jiri's heart to see you posting like that

>>151764596
The girl is is actually a semi pro boxer, a out to turn pro. She's one of us, how crazy is that? Felt weird being able to talking about combat sports

>dana's gritty stinkeye will never wrap itself around your throbbing member as he arches his hairy back in mixed pain and pleasure
>you will never feel the grit of joe's 5 5'clock shadow against your slobbery nuts
Why live bros...........

>>151764613
I'm not jealous, that's not enough money to give you a nice quality of life here. If he was getting at least £3000 a month I might contemplate dressing up like a wizard and ride around on a broom and telling the government I can't fit into society

>>151764627
Two retards doing dumb shit, fucking embarrassing. This is how real niggas train

>>151764120
>braindead oaf with no personality
you just described most balkan natives

>>151764602
I am sensing envy, because I am on high tier bennies. As with many people I tell, even my case workers seethe when I applied. It's a good life.

Anthony Joshua responded 'just let me know where' in regards to replacing Tank against Jake.
That means he will be representing mma (gane)

>>151764094
He got lucky against Pavlovich and acted like he's the greatest fighter to ever live. Also, he and his faggot fans repeatedly disrespected Jon Jones (the GOAT) and that made me hate him even more

>>151764644
What is a good quality of life? And why does it need a fairly substantial wage? I live luxurious life on my meager payments. But the most important part is I don't sacrifice 40hr a week to live. I eat good, exercise multiple times a day, have multiple hobbies. Everyday is a holiday. People need to reconsider what quality of life is, because it's not revolved around 40hr work a week.

>>151763545
>obsessed with reddit and trannies
I'm thinking based

>>151764658
Mate I'm not jealous good for you not having to work, but you can't do anything with that money so it pointless

>>151764683
Well good, I'm not like everyone else here I not going to get satisfaction from you being fucked up. You're obviously satisfied more easily that I am, and lifestyle is subjective so nothing more to argue

>>151764653
I was projecting

Reminder conor mcgregor was a based neet on government welfare

>>151764767
Yeah but he was working hard in the gym towards a form of employment by joining the UFC. It’s not like he was sitting on his ass the whole day

Oh and I forgot, what did I tell you guys GERRAMIAH WELLS. No idea why you put Temba in your picks kek, you never learn.
After 2 years off and rusty it was a pretty bad performance but he's that much of an natural beast it was enough to win

I skipped last night's card consciously, I can't be watching this shit every single week and still have to see niggas that I don't know, legitimately atrocious that they get away with this, it would be better to not have an event at all or plan contender' series around dead saturdays

>>151764809
There were some great fights whether you recognise them or not.

>>151764809
You missed some kino

>>151764671
I don't understand this, Gervonte can't fight because he hit his girlfriend? What's that got to do with a scheduled event?

>>151764767
but he was still improving on his skills unlike shitty 4chan neets

>>151764819
>>151764822
I don't doubt it but I can't always watch on good faith that they'll deliver, I'll reserve that for any form of bareknuckle boxing

>>151764767
no difference between a proud neet and a proud cuck

I heemed my meng

>>151764907
ma è il 2...

>>151764527
Remind me little bit

>>151764809
It's okay b, I dont think Dayna is gonna be sad you missed it. Sometimes I just watch the highlights, they post all heems on yt right after. Don't understand why you and the ariels and luke thomases get so mad about Apex slop. There are as many live fight nights right now as there used to be before Covid. Now there's just apex fights between it.
You whine piss and shit if there's up and comers, but you cry just as hard if there's known-names on the card because "WHY TF ARE THEY IN THE APEX THEY NEED TO HECKIN BE IN FRONT OF A CROWD!! >:(".
You'll say the card is going to be boring and shit, and when it ends up having good scraps, you say "Y-yeah w-well IT WOULD BE BETTER IN FRONT OF FAT DRUNK PPL!"

>>151764462
Oh no...anyway

entire universe is conspiring to heem Tomala's credibility kek

>>151764975
L E V E L

>>151764958
you made up some complaints that weren't even in my post and then made arguments against them all by yourself so you're probably brown but whatever, my point is that it's hard to care when you have no names andyou know how good it can be, especially when it happens recently so the downward slide feels more steep, see UFC 320

>>151764809
Worth watching the co-main. Waldo is up there for story win of the year, and that's ignoring the aspinall meme shit

we are here now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2npVa2zoDE

>>151764864
I believe his court stuff is going to happen around the fight and it's a big wrap sheet with kidnapping and le abuse, which will dominate the headlines, and which will probably bring up his older shit too.
They're looking for a replacement as of now and they could end up fighting down the line but he is the B side to this thing so it makes sense. I'd say it's the possibility that more stuff comes out and could fuck up the promotion.
I think it makes for better promotion but it's netflix so they're looking to change it.

Why the fuck are team Aspinall so cursed? Now delija. Did Andy fuck the baba yaga? Is that why Tom has the supernatural ability to speak in slavic tongues?

>>151765021
From the statement by MVP it sounded like they were replacing him because they don't want to associate with domestic violence or whatever or they don't condone it type deal

>>151765105
gane's enemies shalt never find peace

*checks notes*
Nigger

justice for ante

>>151765253
>*eyepokes*
>"i don't they i eyepoked him"
it's that simple gane sisters

>>151765253
Bro threw a lead eye poke then got heemed

>>151765253
lol toms bitch ass thought this fucking bum would be champion?

>>151765253
that eye poke was intentional, calculated, and pure evil. maybe the most disgusting evil act i've ever seen. he should be fired and arrested.

RIZIN tonight and it's free on rizin.tv so you don't have to deal with the fat pedo stream

>>151765021
Holy shit he's got kidnapping charges too, what a guy haha. If it's just the cases conflicting with the dates that's fine. In the kidnapping of a male or is it to do with his girlfriend again?

>>151765347
Discuss this in box

Ngl Tom lost aura. He had been screwed by bad luck but he needs to drop the boring nice guy act and turn heel

>>151765365
This is box. It's part of the M in MMA

>>151765378
What the fuck is a heel? You mean villain?

>>151765405
which M b

Ante won

When the world fucks you over, you fuck it back

Well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlWDR13Vr7c

>>151765428
Marital probably

>>151765448
>This tom aspinall situation shows the lack of intelligence from UFC/MMA fans.....
Tomtroons down to ad homs

Hi blue eyes

It's really simple: Eyepokes are bullshit and often intentional and it's not right that everyone essentially gets a freebie BUT the heart of this sport is doos with broken jaws getting off the stool and fighting another round so if your eye is a little blurry and you can't continue it's because you're a bitch

>There is a bum in Lancashire
>They call Tom Retardsson
>And he's been the ruin of many a good fight
>Dear God, I know Gane was one

>His mother was unfaithful
>She slept with John Fury
>And his "father" was a noncing gimp
>Way down in Lancashire

Donte Dullgarian

>>151765526
Bit far

>>151765574
Idk I've never been I thawlt salford is part of it, pardon my ignorance bappa, guess Manchester works just as well

Tom and Andy are absolutely retarded for being so public with their intention to leave the UFC and go into Boxing once his current contract is up. Dana has never responded well to this kind of thing and goes out of his way to sabotage the careers of fighters who try it

He's at it again! When with this man be stopped?
(Hhhnnnggggg)

>>151765628
She is too cute

>>151764622
what the FUCK is wrong with you

>>151765622
It’ll be Gayner that looks stupid when Tom does leave to box for millions and the UFC heavyweight division dies

>>151765651
>when Tom does leave to box for millions
Tom is a journeyman boxer at absolute best

>>151765622
>Dana has never responded well to this kind of thing and goes out of his way to sabotage the careers of fighters who try it
Dana unironically doesn't have to do anything, their first boxing match takes care of it.

>>151765670
He still has two fights on his contract. Dana will have him fight Gane both times 100% no matter what

>>151765694
Tom will be begging for the trilogy after he finishes protesting the stoppage.

>>151765655
And he’ll still make 10x more in boxing

>>151765253
Cut this faggot bum with 3 nipples, disgusting fucking freak retard

>>151765717
He'll also get knocked the fuck out. At least with his complete lack of heart, he's unlikely to get multiple concussions in one fight like boxing is famous for. He'll either get knocked out completely or get dropped once and quit.

>>151765756
Not if they match him properly

>>151765775
I'm sure feeding him a bunch of similarly unqualified journeymen will make for riveting sport

>>151765786
Tom derangement syndrome is very, very real

>>151765775
You guys over estimate how many people would be willing to watch tom box. He'll make some money but not what conor made

If it's so much more lucrative to be a boxer why don't these cunts JUST BECOME PRO BOXER FROM THE START
Sick of these cunts making their name in MMA and going on a humiliation tour just to make a quick buck, fuck them. Fuck boxing, fuck Ngannou and FUCK Askren, it's a shame he survived

>>151765514
Correct. Tom is absolutely in the right, even if that makes him a bitch pussy.

>>151765803
Nobody gives a fuck. Darren Till is still waiting on full payment because those promotions never actually have the money up front

>>151765811
They cant. Toms boxing is hot garbage. He'd get slept in the regionals before he even gets close to a ranked boxer

i already solved eye pokes. just have a few different types of eye patches ranging from slightly blurry filter to totally black. if you commit a serious eye poke, the doctor and ref determine how much you should be blinded to compensate your opponent.

>>151765820
Doesnt surprise me

>>151765803
Riyadh season will pay him 5-10mill easy for each fight. He can fight anyone in the top 20.

>>151765824
Yeah exactly, they become famous and successfull in OUR sport and then shit all over by leaving to get knocked out in some worthless boxing exhibition fight. Absolute fucking faggots. Fuck mcgregor the most, he started this bullshit

>>151765863
LMAOOOOO

>>151765863
His ceiling is misfits boxing objectively, Riyadh season is for people like Usyk, Beterbiev, Dubois, Bivol, etc

>>151765886
You’re coping, coping and seething

>>151765893
Wilder and Ngannou fought on Riyadh season

>>151765717
Who will pay for it

>151765863
(You)

>>151765909
They moved on from meme fights, the past is the past

if collar bones are so easy to break, why don't fighters aim their punches at them?

>>151765927
They just did Canelo vs Crawford

>>151765947
Because the jaw is pretty close by and a much more effective target.

>>151765900
Theyre right though. Saudis will pay for real boxing title fights. Tom will do some influencer boxing shit for a few thousand at best.

>>151765877
Yeah, im tired of it too.

>>151765980
TDS

>>151765968
Canelo vs crawford wasnt a meme fight. Crawford has been wanting to move up in weight to make history and he did

Just got done taking a stinky Aspinall in the Till.

People forget man, Khabitch was begging for a boxing fight against Mayweather too

>>151765999
They made fury and Joshua vs Ngannou. They literally hold power slap events there now and you think they won’t sign Aspinall? Retarded faggot.

>>151765972
then why do body shots when you can target the nuts

>>151765458
not an ad hominem

>>151766080
They held power slap because dana and co had their ppv over there so they brought a bunch of the slappers over since they had those events planned anyways. No one whos a boxing fan wants to watch tom gets knocked out because the retard doesn't know how to tuck in his chin. Tom doesnt draw outside of Manchester

gane ganeems usyk

If you can't do it it boxing you can't do it. Gane could. Conor could. Adesanya could. Pereira could. Khabib couldn't. Jones couldn't.

>>151766149
You are literally retarded if you don’t think they would sign a former UFC champion to box. Completely brain dead.

>>151766214
we don't sign our post here

>>151766229
>tom isn’t a draw
And yet you and everyone here has watched all his fights including every combat sports fan online

The real issue is the scoring. We don't punish fouls because under the 10-point must system losing a point in a 3 round fight is almost insurmountable and no one wants tons of draws. If the scoring is changed it'd be more acceptable to punish fouls properly because it doesn't mean you immediately lose the fight or end in a draw.

>>151766259
I remember when they showed those X or threads posts and one of them said something along the lines of "complete domination, 10-9". That's crazy.

>>151766258
Ive watched all of toms ufc fights but thats about it. No one over the pond here talks about him, no one cares

>>151766328
The world doesn’t revolve around yank retards

Vindicated
Triumphant
Jones

>>151766354
oh the irony

>>151766354
well that's where you are wrong buddeh

>>151765365
Nah, wont going to your dead gay little thread KEK

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

>>151766443
OI ME FOOKEN EYE GOT SKEWERD OUT YE BELLEND KANT

>>151766443
It's an Aspinallocaust honestly. Complete and total story defeat. Six gorillion civilians consumed. Not sure he'll have anyone in boxing even willing to fight him at this point. Utter joke.

Thom/11...essentailly

Aspinall said that we would vacate the belt if Delija earned a title shot, sounds like Delija was giving Tom hell in their sparring sessions and he didn't want to deal with him in a real fight.
Taking this into account we can assume that Delija is better than Tom, but Delija got buck broken by Cortes-Acosta who in turn was dominated by Pavlovich, which leads us to a simple conclusion:
Pavlovich > Waldo > Delija > Asspainanal

Jones’ ability to always eventually win the story war despite taking some short term story losses is astounding. Truly the GOAT. Aspinall never stood a chance

>>151766145
Ad hominem doesn't mean name calling, dumbass retard lmao
If two people were arguing if tom was faking and wanted a way out vs tom was seriously injured and it's worse than people think, if the latter person says 'this whole situation shows your lack of intellegence', that is an ad hominem. You've ceased attacking the content of their argument and have shifted it towards the person by saying they're simply intelligent.
It's a concession, in short.

>>151766579
For sure

in 1 year tom will be fighting basketball players on misfits prelims for $5,000

>>151766623
It was a fluke and everyone knows it.

>>151766637
Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up doing power slap at some point

>>151766642
No he was poisoned

>>151766670
I know you're not serious but considering how shit cumspinal is I'm not ruling out anything, that fight just does not make sense to me. Maybe Pavlovich was injured or ill, I'm really not ruling anything out

>>151766706
You’re so retarded lmao

hello greg hardy
i have nothing against you personally
but i just think i'm better than you

>>151766616
Educated that emissary

>>151764531
>I'd be lying if I said it was a bad life as a neet.
You're clearing 15k GBP a year and think it's not a bad life?

>>151766741
Fucking kek

>>151765253
Beast of a gym

>>151766706
Aspinall played mind games with the gay shoulder massage he gave pav 99/100 times sergei kills him

>>151765253
I honestly want to laugh but can't find it in me anymore I have laughed too much this weekend

>>151766362
Zutting or buck breaking?

>>151766831
My theory is jones does it to troll gurucels and brazzas comply because they are homosexuals

>>151766730
Resorting to ad hominem is really not helping your case, I’m simply saying I don’t know what really happened in that fight. Unfortunately we probably won’t see a rematch since Tom is a quitting bum and nobody at UFC wants to deal with his bullshit anymore, the cunt is not getting a new contract

Gane was going to win but that goes without saying really

you know it's an unrecoverable story loss when the bongs start gigacoping about how ar Tom doesn't need mma anyway and can make more money by jerking off camels for the Saudis before getting an unranked fight to start off the Itauma undercard

>>151766837
>I don’t know what happened in the fight
Tom knocked poolovich out in 1 minute. Hope this helps

>>151766861
Stop having this opinion please, it’s bad for the sport.

Spammy went missing

we are here now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ur4g4jEQE

>>151767070
i follow the way of the shitpostfu

>>151767086
is this real

>>151767098
yes

After Tom wins the rematch you all will sign the apology form.

Sneak an eyepoke in the pocket
I'll make excuses on the 'gram
'Cause if you like bums dreadful
But you don't mind accents
Then brother, I'm your man

[Chorus]
'Cause where the cope comes from is a mystery
It's like the groaning of the retard
And the crimes of Andy
But here's the one that's driving me berserk:
Why do only fools and tomcels work?

Ga-Ga-Ga-Gane
Ga-Ga-Gane
Ga-Ga-Ga-Gane
Ga-Ga-Gane

>>151767144
Nah, "Toilet" Tom Asspainlol will duck GODne after experiencing the colossal gap between them

>>151767169
You will sign it twice.

>Tom
Chipper
>Andy
Chipper
>Hasbulla
Chipper

>>151767070
scratch that, this shit is prerecorded
we are waiting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY8atomIGtw

Tomgeek

>"Hey, Tom you a pussy"
>"You get poked in eye you quit, I get poked in eye I knock out my opponent"
>"Give me title shot bitch"

>>151767260
Did he really say that? Chills

i've been on the waldo train since the beginning. he has all the potential in the world to be the next generation derrick lewis.

Leon was the only bong that was kinda cool and he was still zesty.

>>151767270
he might not have said that word for word but that's what I got from it

Another fighter clowning on Turd Ass

Tom was Reddit’s favorite fighter for all of 2024 and this year up until a week ago, the HW goat who Jon fears. Now he is the goat at being mocked and was never that good. Is MMA the most fickle sport fan base?

Topiglet friends its not lookin good

>>151767350
I've been saying Tom was a can for years
don't check the archives just trust me on this

>open a history book
>see this

Justyna Aspinall

I was literally the first person to shill MMA Guru here like 6 years ago. I'm one of the most influential posters that's ever posted here. Many of you repost my memes without even realizing it

I Hate Women and Im an Incel

>>151767438
You posted your tranny pills

hmmm

>>151767438
We only watch MMA Joey here

>>151767511
what was wrong with that fight?

>>151767472
That dildo is soft and squishy, if it was a hard object she wouldn’t be able to do that without tearing her insides up. Just saying, small dick chads win once again.

>>151767472
I think I'll stop worrying about my penis now.

>>151767257
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151767472
Fascinating

>>151767472
Jannies not gonna like this one

Reminder that this piece of shit got knocked out in one round LMAO

Every day I start to think the UFC is more and more scripted.

>>151767753
Woods wrong picture

RIZIN will save the weekend.

>>151767790
WDWTCH

>>151767539
Rigged, supposedly. Apparently a ton of money came in on Del Valle shortly before the fight, to the point that it shifted his odds from +270 to +130. Dulgarian also fought weirdly, and did not even try to defend against the submission.

>>151767350
>begs for a fight all year
>finally gets Jones’s table scraps
>quits and makes a mini-series on how badly damaged he was
Champions don’t do any of this.

We will watch, enjoy and discuss RIZIN LANDMARK 12 in KOBE here on /heem/ tonight.

>>151767822
i fear this is the case with every pick i've ever gotten wrong, i fear

>>151767894
Damn, think of all the money he cost the UFC ducking Tom for a full year…. The UFC had to pay Tom compensation for all his camps and inactivity…

>>151767889
How many bongs?

>>151767970
11 bongs b, free on rizin.tv

>>151767970

ayo thaibro
How's the training going

>>151767977
Based, I'll actually be able to sleep then

>>151768038
Sup b. Still shopping around for a gym/trainer. Been doing lots of cardio though getting in shape. Wbu?

just caught up on the card

anyone know what i thought of it? what did you guys think of it?

bask in it

>>151768093
apex slop 7/10

>>151767472
buttholes are crazy
I've been eating a lot of fiber recently and my schaubs are massive now, like chocolate anacondas. don't know how the slip out out of that little hole so easily
Mixed Martial Arts

>>151768150
Literally who's: the photo

When you live overseas it becomes so obvious why MMA hasnt really caught on

Like imagine staying up to 4 am just to watch a fight end in an eyepoke.

>>151768150
By the time 2027 rolls around, we will barely recognize less than a quarter of names on most fight night cards despite following the sport

>>151768220
we're the main audience desu

Ynr Yanez hype

>>151768263
No shit b. But when I was in the US I had no trouble staying up to watch Rizin despite it featuring 50 year old no names fighting 40 year old no names because it has a kino ruleset. Tbdesu I'd rather have Rizin and One come on at normal times, and catch their cards regularly, while only staying up to watch big UFC cards.

All herzog main events will be overturned to no contests

Tom Aspinall refused to fight.

>>151768372
Hope this is true, I love nothing more then seeing dana look like a tomato on the chair every post press conference. Aren't we also waiting on news on relation to eyepokes?

>>151768372
God forbid a white boy wants to get his bread up. This is just more PR bullshit being churned by the Aspinall camp

>>151768347
sounds like a good idea, most of the ufc cards are trash now

Jason Herzog, fucking evil bastard...

heemzog is based and will vindicated

>>151768443
>most of the ufc cards are trash now
speak for yourself, see
>>151768150

>>151768372
as i have long suspected... every wrong pick of mine over all these years was merely scripted

>>151768372
yall nigga owe gamblin' herb a appology

bbchairymac said Herzong robbed me of my money

>>151768372
poofc is fake this is heem consensus

>>151766362
>the greatest conqueror in history is gay, Alexander
>the greatest fighter in history is gay, Jon Jones

kek

>>151768539
alex was bi

>>151766362
wish I was in that pool desu

>>151768372
I don't trust this guy for some reason..

>>151768372
Pretty sure Henry vs. Song was fixed or at least the Zog ended it questionably

don't look into who was reffing Aspinall's fight...

Herzog is a shifty little guy desu

>>151768594
>random guy on twitter schizo babbling about the ufc and the fbi
yeah he's clearly insane but we're having fun here. dana gets pounded in the joint btw

>>151768539
History's greatest conqueror was Genghis Khan (who was straight as fuck)

>>151768644
>tom took a dive
ooh no no no no

It's over for JDsM.

>>151768690
Codespeak for meldonium

>>151768669
this is true. khan heemed men and took their women. he had a roster of bitches

andy aspinall has been arrested in manchester (rumor)

>>151768669
but also Finnish

andy heard telling tom he gets no pudding unless the patch stays on

>>151768372
Kek, who would have thought working with Saudis would invite corruption. Really bottles the mind

Imanov knocked out Adesanya (Rumor)

could he have talked tom out of quitting?

anyone got a clip of waldo saying "I'm no poosy, come on" when the ref asked him if he's going to keep fighting

Andy Aspinall molested his son
(FACT)

>>151768788
https://www.fmkorea.com/best/9107756976

second video, 6 seconds in

>>151768851
based

>>151768851
Tom confirmed POOSY lmao.

>>151768823
Scary

>>151768372
There’s no way you could rig this many fights without a significant amount of whistleblowers

Cut this freak

>>151768923
Why is a yank posting obscure twitter shit about some english fag I’ve never heard of

>>151768823
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE
THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME

How bad will the brown meltdown be when Tom wins the rematch?

>>151769026
Legendary.

Also
>the Cuck and oink spammers are gone
reddit was right, reporting posts kicks ass

>>151769116
Who are you quoting?

heeminder herzog rigged the song fight to go to scorecards so song wins rather than DQ

is anyone watching ANTHONY PETTIS FC 20

arlovski was beating the fuck out of tom

>>151769214
I would think so

>aidspinal fans have to come up with alternative reality scenarios to cope with the current situation
Many such cases.

Tom lost the story by acting like the biggest coward imaginable
Gane was winning
No, UFC is not fixing fights
Gane will beat aidspinal in the rematch if it even happens, I have a sneaking suspicion Tom's team is desperately looking for a way out since DQ bullshit didn't catch on

Cope, seethe, dilate, sneed

People who think Tomala is a bitch:
>MMA fighters
>MMA analysts
>Dana white

People who think Tomala isn't a bitch:
>MMA guru
>gurucels
>Thailand tranny

>>151769315
The obviously fixed fight from last night has nothing to do with Aspinall

>>151768372
kek what's next? we find out that all the events outside of US have judges bought?

>>151769370
People who like heems
>/heem/

>>151769370
MMA Guru and Luke Thomas agree on the issue and that alone should be enough to convince everyone.

>>151769595
Convince my balls across your forehead

>>151765253
is tehre a webm of the replay that shows the eye poke?

>>151769595
Luke Thomas is a retarded faggot and so is mma piggy

>>151768150
well, at least theres no wmma on the main card

>>151769315
The UFC fixed the aspinall fight by letting him keep the belt instead of having it go down as a submission (terror) win for Gane.

>>151768372
they shoulda started with gamblin' herb dean

I like the part in the Smashing Machine where the rock playing mark coleman verbally taps out to eyepokes by usyk playing fedor

>>151768962
At the very least he should be stripped
If he had ANY honor he would have vacated the belt

Hating Pooru is peak Reddit.

>>151767438
Hespect to you, Sir.

Shades of harold godwinson in tom aspinall, losing to a frenchman by way of eyepoke

guys does anybody have a webm of the eyepoke from last nite's card????

dan dookie doodoo shit feces hooker

Izzy wanted to fight Jones. kek

>>151769879
Troonmala wanted to fight Jones kek

English fans had to spend a lot of money to fly to Abu Dhabi and support Tom, but he let them down MASSIVELY. They were understandably upset but Tom didn’t show any grace or humility and basically told them to STFU in his post fight speech
Honestly, I wouldn’t be able to live with that shame if I was him

Has andymanap released a new update on tom's bleedin' eye

>>151769746
ermm well actually Usyk plays Igor Vovchanchyn. Mark Hunt and Fedor never fought.

the silence from the Aspinall camp is deafening

>>151769879
GODesanya would heem that homosexual

>>151770127
Delijah really fucked up their plans

>>151769923
TRVKE: Aspinall still destroys Jones and Jones ducked like a bitch. He still has a duck PFP on Twitter to this day

>>151770127
Truly. Aspinall and Du Plessis both. Sorry losers, I say.

friendly reminder that sissysanya was outstruck by cuckland for 4 rounds straight

>>151770284
MMA Joey had it 48-47 for Daddysanya

>>151770270
Du piggy was RAPED

Dsigusting pink faggot got his pork pulled, packed and pozzed!

>>151770284
This was right after his dog died. He just wasn't himself. Also Sean is one of the most underrated fighters of all time.

Tom will win a controversial split decision over Gane. Rematch Blades for the trilogy and knock him out fast and will retire

>>151770270
Du Plessis lost because he simply was not skilled enough and his team didn’t have an adequate game plan for the fight. Still, he was patient and never quit, looking for a miracle that never came

Aidspinal on the other hand refused to fight because he’s a coward, don’t compare the two

>>151770400
Tomala will be cut and transition to pillowtap I fear

>>151770392
Don’t sign your posts!

>HE WILL WIN T-THIS TIME JUST YOU WAIT
LMAO troonxpinals are losing it piguru is on the ropes

Gane RAPED that piggy freak!

>>151770392
>fingers literally in his ass
Pakistan isn’t sending their best folks, not that their best is any good

>>151770400
From 1st round KO to wishing for a “controversial split decision” KEK

Tomala’s orb has suffered a permanent prolapse

Troonspinall sisters... tomala couldn't even win the round against GOATnes easiest win...

>>151770422
Du Piggy’s plan was to be a bottom bitch. Xhe wanted to buck oink and squirt on Zatdaddy’s BBC for 25 minutes. Submission to a brown DADDY is the natural state of the pink piggu

>>151770545
KEEEEEEEEK

what did Reddit Tomala "RAPED BITCH" Aidspinall mean by this?

tom still beats jon
tony still beats khabib

>>151770574
Please kys or at least don’t reply to my posts thanks in advance

>>151770489
Pakdaddies got ya bacon bussy bubblin and ready fo’ a lee rigaping I fear

>>151770604
on planet retard (population: (You)) maybe

>>151770611
You need a brazza daddy

The Bossman thinks Tom ducked btw.

>>151770422
That is true, but both were humiliated.

>>151770596
It's a Stricklandesque title reign so far

>>151770677
Both were raped by their father I’m afraid

Cereal

Bratha put him Ankalaev

uh oh stinky!

Nigger

Tom was gifted the belt and got to keep it despite quitting, he’s the most privileged and dishonorable champion the sport has ever seen

That galactic throat has failed!

>>151770758
Gapedlex “AGPoatan” PigRoevWade ducked the Ank trilogy to bop, bounced and oink on his Jondaddy’s BBC while Tomala an heros

you guys need to be nice to each other

>>151770808
He has actually ruined the reputation of the sport and organization.

>you guys need to be nice to each other
TRVKE

>>151770871
okay STINKY

>>151770619
That the corner shop owner or something?

>>151768372
why the fuck are they going after jason and not the judges?

With all the recent events it only makes sence to poke the eye of the next personne you see

>>151768150
How is Schnell still signed?

Kind of hetitant to participate with the tenor of discourse around hear currently

>>151770953
It’s my sexy daddy who pulled my pork and packed my boipussi with pozz!

I don't ever wanna FEEEEEEEEEL

This random npc appearing in my turned off monitor still doesnt know what anguish he will soon experience

>>151771014
why cut him when you can use him for a co-main

>>151770992
Slamdaddy got ya pig bussy twitchin' and oinkin', playa!

>I will send that favela monkey back to tyre shop
>AYEEE CHAMA-SAMA DONT HIT ME
>MR. NIGGERMAN TASUKETE

>>151771162
Pakis are inbred and live off benefits or work in corner shops thats it

>>151771170
Sorry kid, this is not going to take any heat off aidspinal. Everybody knows bumkalaev is a thing of the past and nobody cares

>>151770992
Kek!

OINKED

>>151771263
Pakdaddies got ya jeetussy in a TWIST, I fear.

>>151771302
what does tomala have to do with zutt victims?

Disgusting deformed decrepit trans BBC slut!

Somebody oink this piglet to the abbatoir NOW!!!!

>>151771447
no straight man dresses like this.

>>151771306
How did he not tear off a musle throwing a full power haymaker from that awkward angle

>>151771344
Name one paki job that isn’t corner shop

>>151771447
ilia revealed in an interview somewhere that he's pakistani

good Muslims should take pajeet dick because that's how you emulate Muhammad.

>>151771505
Gaping piggies

>>151771170
>Anthony please let me go I won't fuck other people's wives ever again I'm begging you just let me go

Watch out for a kid named hyder amil

Clitia's wife left him for bigger opportunities I fear.

>>151771679
He is very short

>>151771315
Jack Della is a real one. He fought hard as fuck against Belal. It wasn't a pretty fight or a super exciting one but that's the wrestlefucker meta. Now that we saw Tomala spread his butthole for the world on PPV after getting his heckin peeper tickled go back and watch JDM grind for the win and be grateful we've got one real one who just wants to fucking fight instead of parlay for his future as a fuckin Instagram influencer or whatever.

>>151771709
Yeah JDM is based af, kid just wants to fight

zamn khabitch is surely gaping this porker

>>151771760
We don’t sign our posts here

>>151771580
Thats not a job though. So basically they’re just rapist scum that should all be killed for the benefit of humanity

>>151771804
the can piggies squeal in their pen all they want, but the fact is they're still gonna get SLAUGHTERED.

>>151770654
How are they both russian?

https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1985056422606897339
look at this dude kek

>>151771867
That guy got KO’d by a bum though

>>151771899
He's a legit faggot imo

>>151771929
Poolk? Yeah we know he got KO'd by clitia

>>151771980
Martins KOd Islam

>>151771899
KEEEEEEEEEEEK someone make a webm of this

>>151771899
Oh....my....god......I'm glad i unboyed him it just keeps getting worse

I miss vintage /heem/.

>>151771980
Bodied that piglet freak

>>151771899
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>151772066
chat is this real? why is he wearing lipstick and eyeliner?

A 17-year-old Ilia Topuria finished his opponent cold and pulled off the zestiest celebration

>>151772160
This piggy slut needs a BBC ASAP!

>>151772036
Done
>>151772112
You know why

>>151772112
Clitia uses xhe/xer pronouns

>>151772160
This our anti wrestler? We're never getting rid of brazzas...

>>151772188
holy KEEEEEK what a disgusting mentally ill freak!

fuck the ufc, fuck the apex, fuck fight nights

Tom Fagbitchdicksmall

>>151771899
>>151772160
>>151772188

>>151765253
you could see waldo's eye was bloodshot and fucked up... unlike tom's
what more does delija need?

>>151772188
After Arman gets on top of him and starts pounding, Ilia might get a boner. Like Hasbulla and Jones.

Dana needs to call Kash Patel NOW friggin worthless

last nights event was boring, the fake out ending to the heavyweight co main was the most interesting thing to happen, but it was a terrible clown show so no points awarded

let the bean cook it

>>151772341
Maybe if Waldo's dad made a series of youtube videos about it he'd be convinced

Set it off, Bean.

>>151772238
Are you okay?

>>151772462
I'd certainly be convinced but it better be black and white and dramatic

Is UFC really worked?

>>151772418
Steve Garcia is a NPC create a fighter ass nigga

Ilia Topuria is invincible

>>151772557
At the all loads accepted cumdump pozz party

>>151772531
Don't tell the marks ya smark.

>>151772066
......europeans.......

Meggsigo make it already ya fuck

I'm gonna post Anime in the new thread.

Welcome everyone

>>151772768

>>151772745
don't do that.

Retarded fucking georgian rat came in and derailed the thread, ignore the mentally ill faggot if he tries to do this again

>>151772188
keeeek looks like the mexican troon from the fallout tv show