Thread 151764672

gare scheduled some games even though its the mormon sabbath
>>151749710

mormons go to hell kwab go flames

>>151764815
me in the yellow

>>151764832
The chinese guy is wearing a gray shirt

im soopah excited for my flames to draft the best player since mcdavid

>>151764843
yes I identify with the strong black woman though

>>151764843
think he's talking about skin color

>>151764672 (OP)
mammoths weren't blue

>>151764926
blue is the rarest color in nature

/playoffsbound/

I wonder if they will put wolf down

>>151765082
look up nigga

>>151765082
umm... the sky???

>>151765198
>>151765209
based and retardedpilled

right blue? I guess so

SNL did a Preds in the Community skit but how could they forget Wild About Children

>>151765375
Imagine cancelling a man this based and selfless

>current year
>watching SNL

Good morning /hoc/! How did you guys sleep?

insane wordle in 3 today

>>151765506
I slept like a gay retard :)

>>151765506
Fall back has got me fucked up

WHO WOULD WISH THIS ON OUR PEOPLE
AND PROCLAIM THAT HIS WILL BE DONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNq651smXao

it's up!

hes just not ready

>>151765917
he's past his prime.

Is this really how leafs feel about us?

>>151766075
I don't think you are fascists but I agree with the rest

>>151766075
there was a bench clearing brawl?

>>151766160
no.
>dodgers pitcher throws multiple wild pitches
>ends up hitting a guy
>batter chirps pitcher
>pitcher chirps back
>both dugouts clear out onto the field
>some players yelling at each other
>most standing around
>umpire clears it out and give three guys a formal warning

>>151766075
I hate everything about this shit

>>151766075
>full disclosure I'm not into sports

They sell milk in bags.

IN BAGS

WTF?

>>151766238
too bad columbus screwed themselves so hard. they have a tremendous young forward group but didn't lock any of them into long term contracts before they broke out and the cap went up. they won't keep all of Fantilli, Johnson, Marchenko, and Voronkov.
their defense only has a few more years of being solid, and they still don't have a goalie.

>>151766075
simple assault should be decriminalised

>>151766310
Greaves is looking like a genuine starter.

That was the first baseball game I’ve ever watched and I don’t understand the hype. I’ll stick to hockey

>>151766310
The cap is supposed to go up by 25% in the next three years
They will be fine

>>151766281
meanwhile yanks get their milk delivered by the milkman who fucks their wives. Very telling

Columbus has only one series win in their history in 25 years! they deserve more hate.

>>151766187
OK, I don't know baseball
maybe it was a highlight for some though

>>151766401
Why does all pornography that comes out of California involve someone fucking your wife ?
Plumbers , milk men , pool cleaners and even criminals.

>>151766401
Source?

>>151766310
Convinced you don’t know the situation in Columbus, they still have Voronkov and Marchenko on contracts for two more seasons, they will have 20+ mil available to sign players with next season and it’s likely they will sign fantilli long term along.
Players who’s contracts will be expiring next season
Gudbransen
Jenner
Coyle
ZAR

That’s a total of 13.750m in extra cap to sign those young guys

I'm a milkman

>>151766440
Its a staple of american media

>>151766455
Those don’t exist they were made up for movies

>>151766460
Source?

>>151766481
I apologise as it seems to be a bong thing too

>>151766436
I dated a guy exactly like this years ago...I had such little self confidence that I didn't care that it was so obvious he hated me. one time we were playing one of those "jack box" party games with a bunch of people, and one of the questions was to name an attractive person, and EVERY person on the room put their significant other as the answer. even me. except for him. he put Anne Hathaway. I cried infront of everyone. I should have ended it right then and there.

>>151766514
Men are pigs. Sorry you had to go through that sister

>>151766499
We don't post bong and leaf kikery here.

>>151766455
And father of hundreds

the yanks ARE NOT taking having their wives shagged by milkmen very well

>>151766596
A good lesson that we shouldn't hate each other but Nigel instead

>>151766596
why would anyone take that well?

The Atlantic division won everything once again yesterday.

>>151766596
You gotta go back.

>>151766621
True , even the sens got a point

>>151766611
I’m in an open situationship

>>151766596
>not being shagged very well
Those poor wives

>>151764052
>illegal immigrant tries to tell a native who his city supports
Trust and believe I have tipped off Immigration enforcement on more than my fair share of you just by noticing your shitty transplant hats. Real LA natives and real Americans support LA teams.

Just a pro tip for anyone looking to deport any migrants out in LA, if they have a Niner or Raider hat or shirt on 98/100 times they are or are connected to an illegal immigrant parasite trying to tell YOU what your country is about, just like this entitled faggot I replied to that STILL doesnt know the time.

>>151766793
we're discussing the blue jackets and milkman cucking, champ
get with the program

>>151766811
If your in LA it is your imperative to report ANYONE with a Niner or Raider hat to ICE. The overturning of Prop 187 was an unmitigated disaster that needs to be undone, these slimy wetbacks are gleeful about being ignorant to American History so they can LA RAZA all over the streets they are the Indians of the Americas and they need to be sent BACK.

my flames are playing tonight!! :) the stupid flyers dont know whats coming

>>151766920
i wouldn't ever be caught dead in your shithole city

Hockey is so fucking retarded, why do you get rewarded for losing in over time? Should be winner takes 3 points

>>151767014
Because overtime is a mario party minigame, you don’t deserve 3p

>>151767014
you dont deserve 3 points if u cant win in 60 minutes

>>151766975
And do you know why its a shithole now? Before 1995, California was the coastal jewel of the nation, a solidly white Republican state. Then Regan gave amnesty - and Native Californians lost their home over a power tripping jewish judge, coincidentally the same time the Rams left, almost symbolic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_California_Proposition_187

You are ignorant to your Countries history, no better than a migrant. Besides, nobody cares about bumfuckistan or whatever somali enclave you currently reside in either.

>>151766975
You mad you didnt get your SNAP benefits this month nigger?

at least a canadian team will win the stanley cup this year to make up for the jays losing right

>>151767237
a team full of canadians will win and they will cope about it being a canadian victory then in the same breath cope about it not being a competition of nations despite turning every american team versus canadian team event into a competition of nations themselves

>>151767237
lolno

>Mammies
>Jackies
>Flames
>Ducks
>Sharks

Hockey on the lord’s day huh

Immigrants will gaslight you and have you believe this is the way LA has always been, some transplant immigrant haven that never had unity, when in fact they are only outing themselves as non natives with no real roots to the land.

They dont care about Californias history because they are continuing to try and rewrite it. They dont want you to know how things used to be, because they dont actually know themselves, they arent real californians.

california was, is, and will forever be a shithole of shitholes, and deserving of zero (0) nhl teams.

>>151767337
You have zero grounds to stand on muhammad

What the fuck? We need some serious soul searching done on who we allow to be hockey fans.

>>151767416
arsedeep pains is a local hero in abbotsford

>>151767443
>>151767416
It’s honestly sad how normalized indian hate is nowadays.

>>151767318
There’s no point in even caring about it at this point it’s unironically over. Just enjoy your life to the best of your ability cause evil won.

Kek leafs really are a bunch of jeets lmao

>>151767530
Indians are literally Aryan.

>>151767530
>posts black guys

>>151767559
my gf's son is half black, big fucking whoop

>>151767630
Forgot to mention I am a Flyers fan

>>151767467
my cousin did a wedding for an indian couple this weekend and the groom's name was symendeep. tough name to have, poor guy.

>>151767416
Can we invite some of those recently banned guys to come here on /hoc/? They'd be good contributors.

>>151767443
>>151767467
no it isn't

>>151767530
Every time one of you starts whining about “white girls and Indian guys,” it’s the same story someone angry because another man tried harder.
We didn’t steal anyone. We showed up, worked, cleaned up, learned how to listen, and treated her like a person instead of a trophy.

You sit here calling it “beta” while scrolling forums all night.
We’re out there actually living.

You think confidence comes from shouting online it comes from doing something with your life.
So maybe stop counting who’s dating who and start figuring out why you’re so upset when someone else succeeds.

>>151767521
Nah once I start getting promoted from just rounding up illegals on the street youll really start to see some change and new voting patterns emerge. I do think there are still plenty people within Immigration Enforcement that are actively roadblocking progress, and its my job to ursurp them and finally make right the wrongs to Make California Great Again.

>>151767680
very well said. here, have some gold.

reminder

>>151767730
Blake Coleman is a fucking treasure you cock smoker.

>>151767730
>posts this when most stan lee winrars are South of that line
Legitimately WHAT did he mean by this

>>151767876
okay just be back in time for flames hockey

>>151767876
What you dont like what you see in the mirror?

>>151767680
>white girls and Indian guys
lmao

My penguins ):

>>151767924
Have an easy win monday

2 out of the 12 original teams were Californian, cope harder

>>151767530
>LeMickey Mouse WS
Keep it Hockey related

>>151768012
Whatever you do, please do NOT look at the demographics of the city at that time. Certainly nothing about the people and culture have changed between then and now

>>151768098
To be fair a team could be located on Antarctica as long as you can ship Canadian players there

>>151768163
the most influental band of all time came from Hawthorne, California. Without looking it up tell me what race are they?

>>151768012
>12 original teams

Laine hurt himself on purpose so he can play Fortnite with Barkov all day

>Toronto blew a 4-1 lead and lost 5-4 AGAIN to a Los Angeles based team
Time is a flat circle

>>151766310
Columbus would've drafted Sennecke over Demidov LMAO

Stop posting old photos it makes me sad and nostalgic for a time I never lived in :(

Wings wings wings

>>151766363
Isn't the entire sport baseball basically just shootouts?

>>151768544
>lived through the late nineties/early 00s when things were downhill but nowhere near as bad as it is now
Did not imagine it could ever get worse desu

>>151768604
Maybe one day when every hit is a home run

>>151768702
aren't the players too fat to make any difference running anyway

>>151767706
history says that when your ideology is unworkable and insane, really all you need is to do more purges

>go to bed at a reasonable time
>wake up feeling great (considering the alcohol i drank all day)
>learn i got an extra hour of sleep when someone mentions dst
makes sense bros

anyway steelies play soon :)

>>151768329
the beatles were from liverpool tranny

>>151768721
You don't have to be fast if you hit 4 singles in a row

>>151768758
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

>>151768792
True I could have made it if my BABIP and my PDO were better

>>151768791
>Thinking those overrated hacks could ever touch Pet Sounds
Dont make me get Yoko on you again

Happy bud1295 bros :)

>>151768792
Yeah but beyond the shootout Mario Party minigame it's just about running one spot at a time

>>151768773
just checked this guy's x page. these people are insufferable

>>151768847
>muh w-wouldn't i-it be n-
wouldn't it be nice if they ever wrote another decent song KWAB

>>151768913
uh good vibrations much? did those hacks john and paul ever even use a theremin?

Who here /rideordie/ with the utah mammies?

>>151768944
will be rooting for the mammoths tonight

>>151768891
That minigame is really fun and the baserunning just makes it situational

my debbies play tonight

LIKE MUSSOLINI

>>151769075
phil beat the yeet man bro he's champ now

No games today for the jets or the jets

>>151769194
did AJ come out bro

Had a kebab plate and now I've taken three runny shits in a couple of hours.

knights have 3 days off again reeeeeeeeee

oh well they've been shit anyway lately

slopdown was cancelled

Stone cold said cte isn’t real in the Vince documentary

asking was cancelled

>>151769414
that was hampage, translision soon kwab

also tiny lost again. he's on a generational kwaboty run

>>151769231
i don't think so but i switched over to the series so maybe

our habbies are elite, it's our year(s)

> Maple Leafs Chris Tanev Stretchered Off in Philadelphia
This guy is done.

>>151769233
you took a what?

>>151769824
he took a nic roy from the sounds of it

>>151769847
I dunno what he said. I don't speak Viking

>>151769864

2 Oilers Loses and a WS loss
3peat Defeat
How is Canada feeling today?

Accidentally left some raw chicken out for a day and a half, cooked it and it was fine :)

>>151769796
Oh wow they've taken advantage of the "OT win being worth as much as FT win" slop, how impressive

>>151769936
they were seething last night

>>151770031
cope, they're one of the best teams in the league right now

>>151770172
No, they shelter everybody, and that can't last.

alcool/hic/ rehab is full of retards and criminals
I'm so happy to see you frens

>>151769821
Another career ruined by the laffs

>>151770831
>full of retards and criminals
Same here

>>151770894
no one steals bike or does fent here
also /hoc/ is old but half of the players here are well over 50

>>151770831
:)

need to make some money back, mammoth a safe bet?

Reminder, the Lions are on now, so shut the FUCK up. Thanks.

>>151771150
lol no

>>151771150
they're still in the debugging runs
i divest

>>151770831
welcome back bro, how u feeling? i want to stop drinking soon but i fucken love beers

>>151771455
AN ESCALATOR CAN NEVER BREAK: IT CAN ONLY BECOME STAIRS.

YOU SHOULD NEVER SEE AN ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER SIGN,

JUST ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY STAIRS.

>SORRY FOR THE CONVENIENCE.

>>151771395
feeling good
they get you really high to detox
detox done, im going to gen pop to have workshops and stuff for another two weeks
enjoy the beers, don't abuse the beers

>>151770959
>Barack "Barry" Obama Gettman

>>151766187
So it was like 50% of nhl stoppages
>gen z line brawl

>>151771727
>they get you really high to detox
Honestly jealous

we eatin good senpai

>>151772060
lolorado with the patented Gary Carry™ points

>>151767284
This but islels

i am hungry bro's

>>151772122
have a pogo
i don't provide toppings

>>151765082
maybe on planet learning disability

>>151764672 (OP)
I miss howler.

>>151772618
based, me too

Advanced stats say my Bruins are tge worst team in the league

i'm watching the tampa bay lightning take on the utah mammoth. i'm "rooting" for the latter.

Even shorks are ahead of us in the standings right now. Calgary is of course the absolute bottoms, but what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tanking while we're actually trying to win and make the playoffs this year.

>>151772772
Their coach is a bald drunk fraud

>>151772772
Blues are a 2nd half team

>>151772772
>what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tanking
lol lmao

>>151772772
>what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tanking

I was up late having sex and missed toronto getting 2011 vancouvered

>>151773303
what was his name

>>151773357
connie bedard

>>151773362
the sun is not the centre of the solar system btw

>>151773514
uncool fact.

>>151773514
I know
The Sun and Jupiter orbit a shared center of gravity, known as the barycenter. Because Jupiter is so massive (more than twice the mass of all other planets combined), this barycenter is not at the center of the Sun, but rather just outside the Sun's surface.

>as a result, the Sun wobbles
Can you feel the jiggle, lads?

>>151773514
planet retard is in retrograde

>>151773514
true. the centre of the solar system is the garycentre.

>>151773649
Did you feel your ass cheeks jiggle when bud raped you?

>>151773755
good post

>>151773689
Why this little jigga always shaking? He sick?

those pads are terrible

>>151773961
just the nature of the Universe, that's all
>why does gravity pull us down?
>why is water wet?

muh tusks

>>151773514
my exgf thinks she's the center of the solar system LOL

thinking about how hard dustbin wolf has embarrassed the flims while taking a punishing midday marner

why did bud won and why did mitch win

>>151774167
>dustbin cough
>captcha; HAYXO

>losing to a burrito delivery
kwarb

Weird start time for SLC

I h8 football and Gary for putting the game on the nhl network

>>151772772
the polette finally dropped huh? i member how smug you were when the bloos beat the flames

what AI instructions are the flames getting for tonight's game?

>>151774514
Even still, we did beat you. That was a good night.

Nice scaaaaarrr by Hockey Club.

Kyle Beach Is the first openly homosexual NHL player

>>151774421
on your tv service? Do you check USA Network to see if the Mammies game is on there instead? Gary likes to have a super complicated broadcast plan, that crazy Gary

>>151774541
>Excellent suggestion! ::Smile emoji:: We definitely do need to focus on getting those pucks in deep. This will
>Keep the puck away from our net
>Wear down defenders
>Allow our offense to generate chances
>Overall, pucks in deep will be our best strategy for success going forward.

>>151774752
bud's plan for 04/17/2022 wasn't super complicated but it was very effective

>>151774687
a homosexual swedish player was actually killed by a nazi in the 90s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Karlsson_(ice_hockey)

>>151774421
NFL has more parity than NHL

PUT THE PIXILATED BISCUIT

IN THE DIGITAL BASKET

>>151774778
kek perfectly accurate

The Tampon Bay logo is really lackluster.

>>151774910
hockey is about the name on the back

Daulton Varsho:
Nearly 2,500 career plate apps
1,634 batted balls
342 line drives
58 to the opposite field
4 hit to 3rd base
3 of 4 were jam shots (only 1 true lineout!)

In other words, if the logic is protect against getting doubled up, then they were protecting against something that had-at best-a 0.1% chance of happening.

Conversely, Varsho has hit 412 groundballs to 1B/2B/SS (type of play where good primary & secondary leads could have won them a World Series).

1 vs 412!!!

>>151774943
Why is every post from you so shit and pretentious?

>>151773514
>Sun
It’s a Star btw

I’m heavily pixelated

>>151774910
Agreed, we already have a team with a simple blue and white logo, and Tampa ought to reincorporate some other colors, like a light blue, a grey, or a silver, for pinstriping
> Also, we have too many blue teams in this League and I would like to thank Vancouver for doing for they can to assist with the situation, take a bow, lads

>>151774993
I just care too much, I guess

>>151775127
Raped retard

>>151775204
good post

>>151774778
>shoot the puck
>shoot it
>shoooooooooooooooot

>>151775014
mikko rantanen is a star

That's no moon retard.... it's a planet retard

>>151775508
I like this joke cause it's just off script enough to piss me off, but I'm also aware that the poster is probably trying to troll Star Trek fans, so... yeah

Hey did /hoc/ know the >rags lost to the fumes 5-1 a week ago?

You know what I forgot to do last night? Listen Toronto sports talk radio. Man the seething must have been unreal.

You know what I forgot to do last night? Ask

>>151776016
starting to worry yanks don't understand what 'seething' means

>>151776321

1993

>>151775837
>avg % .568
shouldn't it be .500?

>>151776399
It’s normalized to the league point average for some reason

>>151776399
Garypoints

>>151775837
So, if I may be so bold, but what are Edmonton's and Sunrise's chances at a playoff run, and by that standard, what are the chances of the Threepeat?

>>151776393
fuck ya!

>>151775837
i'm glad the league hasn't yet caught on that we are purposely tanking

our steelies won :)

>>151776837
could your pennies stop winning please?

i hope wolfie has a good night tonight for his confidence sake

would you watch a scf between the tampa bay lightning and utah mammoth?

why are there no photos or videos of gary ice skating?

>>151776897
nein

>>151776905
he cant, saw an interview where he was like "erm my grandson is a better skater"

Every time I see hockey prospect Alexis Joseph's name I assume he is either black (same last name as two black quebec NHLers) or a girl (girl's name)

>>151776897
Yes

>>151776932
And french

raidies aren't losing yet (they are also not winning) :)

>tearing up the carpeting in my house to lay down vinyl flooring
>there are some paint stains on the original hardwood
>one spot has some dog paw prints in the paint
i'm figuring that pup is long gone and it's sad to think about

>>151768773
Trump fans are just as retarded as the liberal they all hate.

>>151776969
Equally retarded but way more more cruel
>i hope Canadians suffer hehe
fucking assholes

I'm not impressed by Mammoth

>>151776897
Yes I love mormons

oh boy, tempers are flaring.

>Dear Gary

>Today, I sat and watched /hoc/ argue about something facile, the usual tripe. Then I thought about making the Official /hoc/ Playlist, with a small, personal selection of my own, and then a feature song for all 32 of Your Teams. I should probably ask /hoc/ what they think their team's Official Playlist track should be, but you know how bad I am at doing surveys, Gary. I mean, that's why I'm a homebrewer; it's the laziest and least responsible application of science one can legally get away with.

>t.
>TBG

>>151776837
I forgot it was Sunday

Do you ever get nostalgic about people you meet in your dreams hoc?

How do i watch youtube on a smart tv with no ads

JLMI

>>151777330
I wasnt gonna say anything but last night i got black out drunk and I had a dream about the blonde mermaid girl from H2O, like I saw her tits and stuff and now I can't get her out of my head.

>>151777330
yes. met a man a while back. years now. he was quite something. smart, handsome, and sharply dressed. i'll never forget my encounter with this impressive man. and i'll never forget his name: mr. gary b. bettman.

>>151777354
/hoc/ isn't an AI that answers your dumb questions, kid

>>151777411
Sometimes it do

My Schaefer scars again

How does Frankie handle the perpetual disappointment? With a SMILE ON HIS FACE

>>151777408
Sounds dreamy.

our steelies won :)

>>151777494
some things seem impossible, like hulk hogan lifting Andre right over his head and body slamming the 700 pounder in front of 114k screaming hulkamaniacs, but it's possible

>>151777407
Yes... the person I met was a woman too (I didn't think it needed to be said).

>>151777330
i met one of the kids who went to my elementary school in my dream last night, she remembered my name but i didn't remember hers. it was so awkward that i woke up.

>>151777657
>she remembered my name
based you must have made an impression

What's up everyone? Anyways, take care friends I'm outta here, take it easy have a good one, stay safe, see ya next time!

>>151777693
this has happened a few times irl, im a retard with names. which is probably why i dreamed it

What’s happening here, Ted?

>>151777487
Alright I got the smart tube up and running so now I can watch the wwe vault livestream on my tv without having commercials every 4 minutes

>>151778056
Just like my Islanders

>>151777873
ever run into someone and not recognize them because they look like shit? it's rough

brandon bagel

>>151778092
Im retarded and wouldnt recognize anyone anyways because i still think everyone looks the exact same way they did 2 years ago. Like s few weeks ago I was in the grocery store browsing the cookie aisle and I look over and there is this woman just staring at me pretty hard so I kind of stare back and then just turn around and keep going on with my shit and then like 20 minutes later when I'm leaving it suddenly hits me like " that was my buddies ex gf from 20 years ago when we all used to work at the same job" i'm pretty sure I've walked by a ton of people that used to know and i just dont recognize them right away so they all think im a dick for looking at them and then ignoring them.

guentzel the pencil

gary world

>>151778367
no doubt gary had money on the doyers last night

>>151778303
check your old hard drive for feet pics

Hockey

Does every team have a fuckable reporter on their payroll?

>>151778455
Seattle doesn’t

>>151778425
Youre a real pervert did you know that. Now if you'll excuse me I have to prepare to get drunk and ogle some teenage mermaids.

>>151778072
Congrats, kid, how does it feel to be a Champion?

(1) njd vs. (w2) nyr
(2) pitt vs. (3) car
(1) mtl vs. (w1) cbj
(2) det vs. (3) tb

pootah
tampon

Twink death is something that happens to other people, not me.

clayton keller more like helen keller

>>151778479
watcha drinkin'? white lightning?
>which reminds me, I need to watch Burt in White Lightning

she couldn't see too good

>>151778734
>>151778765

>>151778759
Vodka. Probably gonna watch wings/sharks. Cellebrini is must see now.

>>151778455
no

>>151778864
Agreed

the omaha lancers. im not familiar with the ushl. is it shit?

you know, the islanders home jersey is not that bad, it's nice

>>151778367
>can relate to Game 7 heartbreak
kek I cant wait for him to join the laffs

>>151778888
checked
it's mid tier, comparable to Fed Pro and Southern Pro, except the US national team trains the junior team in that league
>I follow the Chicago Steel for kicks

the Chronicles of Rittich

not only does your goalie have to be your best penalty killer, but he also has to be your best goalie

>if the cbj score 3+ goals at home you can get a free bowl of chili
I don't think they are going to need to make any extra chili for this one

scar my jackies :)

>>151779151
Don't send the cooks home yet

MILES AND MILES OF BIG HARD WOOD

Columbus won the miles wood trade

the best defence? a good offense

Lightning is a dirty, dirty team.

>>151779259
occasionally the opposite is true, too. and that's the magic of hockey

>>151779151
Kek I love that promo. It's a free small bowl btw.

>>151779277
Think they really want to win again

weak-ass call

the best commissioner? a jewish lawyer

>>151779334
he got off easy

low energy jackets tonight

>>151779467
Halph Thyme

>>151779467
Isles lose because they can’t score on 8+ high danger chances

my jackies look like shit today but last year's team woulda been down 4-0 after that first period

>>151779547
they turned up the heat in the 2nd

>>151779547
Should have been, don’t know how the isles can not score on all those opportunities

>The Columbus Blue Jackets (7-4-0) have won four straight games
wtf

roger roger t-10m to flames puck drop
over

>tickets on layaway
>hep c public health rap
Is everything alright in Columbus?

your top 20 offensive lines so far

>but he played that "like a game man"
That didn't sound quite right. Did anyone else notice that?

>>151780106
based

Overtime winners should get 3 points for playing more hockey

overtime winners should get zero points for being unable to finish in regulation
overtime losers should get one point for being good sports and hanging in there

>>151780147
Gary is saving this for the next player walkout

business idea: eliminate the fixed points system and just rank the teams by goal differential

>>151780241
East

>>151780241
West

>>151780379
oops

Business idea: an all negro chimpout league

>>151780348
just wait until crosby and letang get traded to mount royale

Business idea: the winner of the president's trophy doesn't get to go to the playoffs and the worst team in the league gets top seed in their respective conference

business idea: hockey sticks with a second blade on the top end so you can do darth maul whirlwind slapshots

>>151780470
Wouldnt this cause any near 1st to tank?

>>151777160
Raped

>>151780106
>rags

>>151780583
don't mess with le bleu, blanc et rouge

Jackies :)

>>151780542
I pass this along to Darth Gary

wolf is rattled you can tell

Name. Better defensive core than werenski, provorov mateychuk and fabbro

>>151780676
I can't

>>151780014
What? HEP C is incredibly difficult to contract

>>151780691
Severson has actually been pretty good so far this year too

>>151780741
Way better
Provorov has looked elite so far this season too the contract doesn’t look so bad right now

>>151780546
>Wouldnt this cause any near 1st to tank?
Fuckin send it

I fucking love Miles Wood

Miles wood?
No
Kilometers wood

Actually no
Lightyears Wood

bud won I was there

>>151780968
Yeah same
Bud fucking went

That should be a goal

>square meter wood
>volumetric wood
>Light Years Wood
The limitations are literally limitless

Get the chilli ready

if bud was here right now i'd punch him in the face

Grams per milliliter cubed wood

well jews

No :(

???????????
why wouldn't you challenge that no goal call, are you fucking stupid?
you're going to lose now you fucking cretin

is wolf zoned in?

Provorov hates faggots he's always been elite

>>151781165
thoughts on your humiliating loss to bud?

Well played, Columbus, well played. However…

>>151781164
Not onky did they give up a goal they also took the penalty too kek

Columbus poop diapers

Absolute disaster glad i tuned in

Thank You, Gary
Hail Gary

>>151781204
they are almost showing some treasure trail, but Gary has explicitly forbidden it

>he couldn't even break the stick
Kwab

>be up 2-1 with 1:07 left
>lose in regulation

>>151781064
not so fast, beans back in the fridge

>>151781290
3-1*

>>151778759
>>151778824
>>151778943
>>151779529
>>151779661
>The raped nigger of Boise

>>151780106
Lmao what pussys. They are acting like europeans. They need to drop the gloves and fight like good canadian kids

>>151781291
>beans in the fridge
>fridge beans in the chilli
what do people get up to in canadian kitchens

Schaefer had 2 goals I think, defender tipped it in not Lee

Wear it

>>151781372
Thanks, Don Cherry
Enjoy the rest of your senility

>>151781344
the can was opened prematurely so it needs to go into the fridge now

ted is rolling in his grave

>>151781276
Fucking #metoo

>>151781330
>3-2
We got there eventually

just gonna say it i don't care for gary and i don't care for budley

>>151781409
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

>>151781422
Ted is poopin his briefs

haven't seen ted's cock for years

> Schronidger's Ted
>is he dead
>is he taking a marner
>does he exist and not exist at the same time?
God, that sounds exhausting

2 bald coaches

>>151781541
I member now
Ted's gettin head outside the Jet's in streetsboro by the local crackhead

absolute masterclass of a powerplay by the flames right now

>Streetsboro, OH
>cause that's where streets were invented

our raidies are incompetent and lost in overtime because they tried to go for a two point conversion :)

>>151781625
tony wins again ya finna seethe copester

good first period by my flames :)

>>151781613
cope the flyers have a good d

>>151764815
He's on his way to graduating

Why yes, yes I am watching the shorks pregame show

>>151781583
>inb4 but there's no jets in streetsboro
Yeah bc it's unlisted

>>151781683
I think they might actually try to win this one

It's the broadcasting that makes USHL games drag

My Jaysies :(

>>151781717
Is it a slow-motion montage of their twink collection?

>>151781625
steelies won though

>>151781849
Bro it’s been a day get over it

>>151781849
i will never follow a Toronto sports team again
i should have known lmao

>>151781879
Have some compassion bro :(

>>151781857
Nope
Ultra fast motion montage of their bull dike collection

>>151781800
yeah maybe i thought they were saving the power for columbus

>>151781625
>>151781873
*Calls ICE*
Mow my fucking lawn paco

>>151781898
I'm sorry bud, it was a hell of a run :(

>>151781919
Thanks bro :(

>>151781912
I think gary is starting to suspect the intentional tank, we gotta win one so it looks like we are actually trying to win every game. It's a fine line.
go flames!

NFlel posting, in MY /hoc/?!

Oh and red wings, ducks, and flyers will win

>>151781942
I only watched the finals and i was marnering my pants, i feel bad for the people who were way more invested :(

>>151781943
yeah gary would hold nothing back if the flames ticked him off :(

>>151781614
Raped retard

Let’s go sharks!

>>151782072
I hope the new dome will satisfy him

>>151782105
wtf i'm the guy with the hat in front of you

>>151781978
I gave up watching after they blew it going into the bottom of the 9th, it was too much

>>151782133
Raped retard

my debbies :(

>>151782105
enjoy, friend

my debbies :(

My Duckies with an exciting goal

>>151782159
Based white city
Based white senneke scaaar

>>151782105
wow try not to get kicked out for screaming the N word again

H O O B
O
O
B

>>151782134
I'm sorry lad, maybe they can do it next year :)

Google says that a 4 litre bag of milk costs $7 Canadian

>>151782134
Aw you missed the bases loaded with 1 out?

/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
>>
>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>
>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>

>>151782302
>$7 cad
Thats roughly enough for 900ml of monster

>>151782302
I prefer to buy my milk in suspended animation via cybernetic stasis

>>151782352
really good good post

>>151782352
a rare good post by trb

>>151782265
It could happen :)

>>151782302
>bag of milk
We don't shop on Planet Retard.

my wingies =\

pretty kewl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3NPVJXqgrM

>>151782231
PPG HOOOOOOB

my debbies :(

>>151782555
Raped retard

Quackquack

quack

Another EXCITING goal for my mighty duckies
AND A POWER PLAY LETS GOOOO

yeah these games are boring as fuck I'm gonna find something else to do just came off watching game 7 of the world series and like game 12 of the nhl season between a bunch of bottom feeding teams isn't doing it for me right now.

my dabres :)

sad elvis :(

uh oh
poopy briefs

Detroit and SJ are like two retards trying to fuck the same football

>>151782740
New

It is finally done

Brad Marchand Tim Hortons humiliation ritual commercial