Thread 151765668

Saturday 1 November 2025

Brighton 3 - 0 Leeds
Burnley 0 - 2 Arsenal
Crystal Palace 2 - 0 Brentford
Fulham 3 - 0 Wolves
Nottm Forest 2 - 2 Man Utd
Spurs 0 - 1 Chelsea
Livertroon 2 - 0 Aston Villa

Sunday 2 November 2025

West Ham v Newcastle
Man City v AFC Bournemouth

Monday 3 November 2025

Sunderland v Everton

Hattrick for Big Nick today

Bought a Colin the Caterpillar cake from ASDA last night and at the whole thing while playing Silent Hill f

>>151765659
It wasn't over Ange, it was over them failing to sign 'done deal' Eze

>>151765699
Corrr you're a big boy

>game on in 5 minutes
>epl is silent

>>151765668 (OP)
So this is what £150M gets you in 2025...

>>151765810
/sp/ is dead. Should just leave it to the Yanks to whine about their insular sports instead.

Murphy showing Bowen what to do

>>151765810
several anons serving bans talking about a certain team yesterday

>>151765906
Are we not allowed to mention the 4 losses in a row anymore?

>>151765810
2 small clubs. There are often fewer posts during a Monday night football match with 2 better sides than this.

Newcastle getting protected by VAR

This is the third /epl/ thread under the post limit
What the actual fuck is going on?

West Ham trying to cheat

>>151765974
Only way to beat the bait posters

What a goal.

Cam on West Ham
>>151765749
Deary me.

>2 other threads are up that haven't reached 500
you are purposely fucking up these general and it's obvious, fucking faggot

>>151766276
This is actually the good thread. The shit ones are the ones with the words trans in them.

KEK

>>151766284
>t. transfaggot

Goal difference table is shocking desu

NICE GOAL BOTMAN

I like watching that fat Ohara cunt seethe about Arsenal. What a fat nigger.
I bet his missus pussy is dry as fuck

>>151766323
Only the top 10 have a positive GD kek

wtf newcastle

>>151766276
we don't sign our posts here

>>151766333
>n*gger
You mind taking this racist muck off of a safe for work board please?

>>151766361
Kek good one Canada

>>151766276
Incredible how petty so many people on this board are.

>>151766361
Got his ass
t. good looking chap

>>151766361
logically that would mean that calling the OP a fucking faggot was signing the post, retard Canadian mong

>>151766420
one day you'll get it stinky, today is not that day

>>151766365
You’re not at work today it’s Sunday.

>>151766420
We don't sign our posts here

>>151766469
yeah so i'm not signing my post retard Canadian mong by your own logic you cocksucking pussy spacker

>>151766490
We don't sign our posts here.

Looks like it's down to >us to save the EPL this season.

Neville doing an ad for smackdown kek

>>151766501
ANOTHER ZINGER!

>>151766501
yes you do suck cock repeatedly to cover up for being a thread splitting bitch. kys, you faggot gimp

>>151766531
We don't sign our posts here.

>>151766531
we don't sign our posts here

...

>>151766542
>>151766567
keep repeating it retards, you are cancerous dickheads that are purposely fucking up this general and everyone knows. neck yourselves

There goes Mr. Outrage
There goes Mr. Sneer
He has no time for friends or fun
His anger makes that clear

Man United still haven't lost a game with Senne Lammens in goal.

>>151766631
We don't sign our posts here.

>>151766502
you're on a brighton-like run and will end in the 5th-8th range by the end of the season.

>>151766658
>it's fun being a cancerous shitposter and splitting threads
kys

>>151766683
>look mum i'm being an autistic faggot and saying the same thing repeatedly
kys irl

Mantranny is fucking angry holy shit

>>151766631
Furious.

How shit are spurs when they lost to shitcastle who are themselves getting shat on by shit ham who can barely win a match

>>151766699
Wants our safe space

what a shitshow

Liversissy seems rather upset about people not using his thread

Can't wait for summer lads

>>151766841
wondering wolves of wolverhampton

>Memie Meme in thirtmemeth
Shocking considering how much he's spent

>>151766841
By tomorrow Wolves will have had as many managers as they have points in ten games

>>151767146
ORRRLITE AM YA?

Newcastle in 13th while Sunderland are in the top 4 race

>bought Jacob Ramsey
>still employed Harvey Barnes
>still employ Pope
>still employ burn

Bought all the shit English players and wonder why they're such a shit team. Kane or rice have more ability in their right toe than all of them combined. Eddie has to go.

>>151767259
>Rice

>>151766841
Fosun literally do not know what they're doing.

>>151767247
>scutterland

Eddie Meme’s job must be in danger now, spent a load of money on shitters like Elanga, can’t win away vs relegation fodder. Looked tactically inept today just throwing players on.

>>151767328
Nah he will just let some arab shit on his chest and it will all be forgotten about.

>>151767273
Rice always punches above his weight

>>151767417
I respect it. That's a proper slampig and better than when footbally players get enamored by the first instagram whore who gives them attention and a proceeding STD like with Yamal

>>151765310
His best friend died and he is laughing?

Few tough fixtures but she'll get through it I feel

>No midfielder has created more chances than Declan Rice in the Premier League in 2025

>Declan Rice is the highest rated midfielder in the Premier League this season (7.38)

Who should Poocastle replace Eddie Meme with?

>>151767599
>The corner taker for corner FC has created the most chances

>>151767445
Kek

>>151767566
>no hull
Whats the point

>>151767440
Bet she appreciates the attention and does a good dinner.

>>151767566
Nottingham away is always a tough one

>>151767566
>One day someone will get this walking petri dish pregnant
So grim

Bad result for the troons

>>151767566
Bruh how can she just announce this shit

>>151767782
Half-castel

>>151767782
Actually the trannies nicked a draw

>>151767793
I don't think they actually do the shagging. It's just edgy marketing.

>>151767782
>>151767804
>>151767814
NOT OKAY
THIS IS A TRANS FRIENDLY SAFE SPACE

>>151767566
But can she do it on a cold night in stoke?

They just plucking blokes out of the Turkish dentist queue?

Transchester neo-Clitty getting pegged back atm

>>151767566
Imagine the poo in the queue in Birmingham

>>151767888
BornMen fighting back.

Do you think sissy Salah watches Haaland and wishes he was him?

Did Manchester United really choke again Nottingham forest?

Erling Haaland won't ghost but Benjamin Sesko will

/ourguy/ Sv3rige DISMANTLES and DESTROYS Slavling Cuckland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcTVywGvbs
Manchester City are surely FINISHED and BANKRUPT after this EPIC TAKEDOWN of their talisman!

very queer in here

>>151766699
Yes xhe very is, little nippy posts from that flaming homo

>>151768272
you take that back

Transchizo thread

>>151768394
NOT OKAY
>>151767831

This is nuts

>>151768475
Went from luxury player to one man team

>>151768106
Bet he does

>>151768567
Mohammas Cuckah

>>151768106
Yes, but all whites

Last time Arsenal won the league I was 3 years old. By the time they lift the trophy next May I will be 26.

>>151769703
Brought to you courtesy of Arne Slot

Lovely evening for a dance

Thoughts on whiskey tonic?

just all the black fellas really isnt it

>>151767793
sex is in fact not illegal

>Southampton have sacked manager Will Still after just five months in charge.

>The 33-year-old was only appointed in May after leaving French Ligue 1 side Lens so that he could return to the UK, but he has won just two of 13 Championship games this season.

Will Will Still still be rated as a manager?

>>151771962
>Trusting a ginger
>Ever
ISHYGDDT
Also I cannot believe I'm older than this guy. Ooft madone he looks terrible.

>>151769703
>By the time they lift the trophy next May

>>151771962
Is he related to the wrestler Seamus at all?

>>151772076
Liverpool bottled it :(

>>151771879
Is when I do it

>>151772635
Arsenal have 7 open play goals. That ain't sustainable.

The Man United customer is very determined to make this a schizo thread isn't he, even when his team chokes against relegation contenders.

>>151770681
me as i prepare for one more push into lepping lane

>>151771879
I'm pretty sure dogging is

>>151771962
reminder he literally started out by playing FM
FM26 is out this week so he got sacked at the right time

>>151772932
yeah I can feel him seething that he doesn't have new material to make fun of his gay obsession club livershit

Meanwhile the other thread has actual football discussion in it

Mantranny please

>>151773334
too bad fm26 is garbage

>>151773481
perfect for will still then LOL

might have a decaf and baileys and watch some youtube

>>151773559
>decaf
gay
>baileys
alchy
>youtube
unemployed
>might
faggot

>>151773370
>Yeah talking about managers is exciting !!!!!!

>>151773633
Done him

>>151773526
hehe got em :)

>>151772841
>That ain't sustainable.

which one of you is named henry?

>>151773929
sup?

>>151773929
Were you talking to me?

>>151773929
I go by hank

>>151774132
>>151774155
really cool name, i approve.

>>151773301
Nah mate, you only have to make a reasonable attempt at concealing.
I got caught with a girl sat on my face on the beach. Rozzer flashed his torch and had a word I said "mate, look at her" as she was pretty and trim. He chuckled and said "crack on then" and walked off.

>>151775297
/r/thathappened

Most goals scored at a single ground in Premier League history:

◎ 114 - Thierry Henry (Highbury)
◎ 107 - Mohamed Salah (Anfield)
◎ 106 - Sergio Aguero (Etihad)

Scott opening a bag of peanuts

>>151772841
Losing 4 in a row isnt winning

>>151776675
imagine quoting Charlie Sheen of all people in 2025

>>151777128
United customers do like gay aids ridden Hollywood faggots after all

>>151777187
bizarre group, reminds me of dave bragging about sticking a fig up his arse and saying that he's 'got a little gary neville in him' and replying to himself a couple dozen times

Arsenal are playing Anti-Football.

corr

>>151779035
You gay bro

>>151778873
Grimes still got it

>>151778873
>tattoos

>>151778873
is this real?

Fullbacks need to start letting Arsenal wingers beat them rather than conceding a corner

>>151779056
He probably wasn't until he saw that photo tho

Hi, the name's Craig. Life long Liverpool fan.

>>151777448
Jej oh no no no no no

Sandcastle got fucking battered. Finishing below Sunderland.

>>151779314
>tfw you used to watch Arsenal players dive in the box looking for penalties
>tfw now you're going to watch fullbacks let Arsenal wingers beat them and then watch the wingers frantically try to win a corner

>>151779931
Luckily for them they're a small, small club with a coward of a manager
Because losing to this West Ham lmfao..........

How the fuck did Manchester United get dominated by Shittingham Florists of all teams? Did they put the old Onana back in net?

>losing to an already-relegated West Ham
>sub off the only player who's capable of scoring
truly Coward 'Eddie' Howe is a genius

>>151780230
Don't. Can't you see Dave is already schizoing with himself as it is.

>>151780342
Sorry but it's fun to bully a trans cripple

>>151780342
Dave trying to change his name to Craig and become a bandwagoning Liverpool customer

>West Ham??
>nooooooo im a Vegan!!

OI I POSTED THAT WOLTEMERDE IMAGE 3 THREADS ago

>>151780463
based

>United were winning against the 18th place team
>United ended up drawing against the 18th place team
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151780652
they're back!

>>151780690
And they're here to stay

>>151780414
Looks more like "the nose" who united are linked with

>>151780848
Stiller is actually talented

>>151780984
haha

>>151766668
GOOD EBENING

bit harsh it was only west ham away

wearing the poppy innit

>>151780706
Lukaku?

Bloodclottttt me just got jabbed mon me styaaating in net fah yanited, seen?

>>151781728
Okay starboy

liversissy should be home from the bin dip soon

>Newcastle have now failed to win any of the last eight away games in the Premier League
What's going on here?
The away results under Eddie had been atrocious from day one.
They're like a totally different team.

>>151783996
Isak killed the morale blud

post players with a goal in the league I'll start
>Mason Mount

>>151784119
Florian Wirtz

>>151784436
Source?

>>151784481
I just assumed he had because he was a league transfer record when he was bought. I'll change my pick to Isak instead the current league transfer record.

>>151784780
still don't see him m8

>>151785160
This cant be...

Manchester United once went 41 years without winning the league. It should be noted however that there was 10 years of world wars included in this.

>>151785525
But they have Ruben Amorim and Benjamin Sesko now so they're back

>>151784119
>Joshua Zirkzee

>>151785691
talent

>>151784780
the archive is still searching Isak

>>151785650
That doesn't make sense

preston north end legend

>>151785691
xirxhe hasn't scored....

>>151786574
But he's a striker?

>spurs has only won one home game this season
>next visitor is united
ready for another /mug/

>>151786534
looks like a young ian watjins

Saka in the PL
Non-pen goals: 1 in his last 16 games
Assists: 0 in his last 21 games

>>151787688
Manchesaaaaaaaaaar

>>151772841
>here's the table without set piece goals!
>here's the table without haalands go-NOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT!

And resurgent Man United? What position have they finished the weekend in? Must be top four, right?

Is Aston Villa v Wolves a rivalry? Is it a derby?

>>151780273
>losing to an already-relegated West Ham
>sub off the only player who's capable of scoring
Yeah dunno why that didn't get scrutinised more. He wasn't injured and Howe gave a bizarre response about how, at that point he felt he could've taken anyone off. Refused to say why Woltemade in particular.
Awful result, completely on Howe.

The only hope of Arsenal dropping points is if Odegaard and Havertz come back from injury into the team as soon as possible

>>151788308
They're joint 4th yeah.

>>151787607
almost like stats aren't everything then since they're still winning every game that he plays in, but nah you know better than arteta and tuchel

>>151788560
Not really. Villa's only true rivalry is Birmingham City and Wolves' is West Brom. No real needle between Wolves and Villa
Sky will have us believe otherwise I'm sure
People from Wolverhampton and Birmingham don't tend to like each other though

>>151788674
they win because they score a set piece every game, the attack is dreadful

>>151788644
Or you can just wait

>>151788620
fucking hilarious is what it is
Geordies have shut the fuck up this season. They know Sunderland are better

>Speaking to The Rest Is Football podcast, Blackburn Rovers legend Alan Shearer exploded on Newcastle's dire performance in East London.
>"Seriously, how bad were Newcastle? I mean, they were rotten. They were awful. It's as bad as I can remember under Eddie Howe for a long time. Until the last time you said this last season at some point. It was so bad. I mean, they were lazy.
>"Well done West Ham. They thoroughly deserved it. Newcastle are hopeless."

>1 more week until the international break
LOVE this feel lads :D FUCK YES! :D

>>151788680
Dreadful enough to win the league, right idiot.

>>151788943
>not Southampton legend

>An expert lip-reader has revealed what Spurs superstar Djed Spence said as he vented at his boss and damaged the team's image of unity.
>"I ain't doing it... go away" is what the player told Frank according to lip-reader Jeremy Freeman, before waving off his manager's entreaties.
>Their expected goals tally of 0.05 was the worst they have ever managed since the metric was introduced in 2012.

>>151789028
No.. not Djed... he's normally such a well-behaved lad

>>151789028
>superstar

>>151789028
>superstar
>super
>star

>>151789045
They can be well behaved but a chimpout is always inevitable when things don't go well. There are few exceptions like Saka, which is why Arteta kicked the other blacks out.

>>151789058
Being a bit sarcastic mate, Spence has a history of being a complete cunt!

>>151789058
Spence is Jamaican, Saka is Nigerian.

>>151789073
*Yoruba

>>151789079
Let's leave van Dijk out of this one

>>151788620
I assume Howe gave up on the match and wanted Woltemade rested for the CL game against Bilbao.
Howe has a bit of a weird attitude towards away games. The team doesn't seem to press at all.

Russell Martin mockers not looking so smug now are you

>>151788678
Black Country people don’t like being called a brummie that’s about as deep as it goes lol. I’ve never saw or heard anything animosity between the two cities personally, although things couldn’t changed.

>>151789012
Arsenal havent won the league lad, happy to help

>>151789137
Always found it off how Will Still was too open in saying he took the job purely because it was the only one in England which would have him, as he wanted to be close to his Sky Sports presenter girlfriend.

>>151789137
Russell Martin is basically Vincent Kompany but without a super talented Bayern squad to carry him

>>151787607
He had a shit game on Saturday. It’s a little concerning, I do wonder if something is up or maybe he’s still sick from his illness

>>151789156
He just hates Gyokeres, he doesn't want him to get assists.

Woltemade will be 2nd top scorer behind Haaland this season

believe everton will get a draw tonight at the stadium of light versus blunderland.

>>151789277
AYO

>>151789216
Rooting for the blue bike thieves. I might watch it actually

>>151789206
Couldn't even score against West Ham

>>151789137
Martin is still shagging Southampton fan Lucy Pinder. They need her to shag each new manager.

>>151789334
yes, i've (unfortunately) embraced the wootcher archetype as well.

>>151789385
We don't know that. They may be keeping pure until they are married.

>>151789596
:)!

>>151789631
exploring? just follow the signs to the M25

Wouldn’t mind Woltemade as backup to Sir Harold of Munchen. Kane won’t be long off retirement and I think Nick is perfect to fill his shoes once it happens

>>151789636
lel
I checked his stats for West Ham, apparently he missed 204 days due to injury since his transfer last year, thats pretty insane.

>>151789137
>26 of the 27 were in the Championship
w e w

>>151789277
Kek

>hire a well respected manager from a smaller PL team (Nuno, Frank)
>the players don't respect them
>hire a serial winner (Mourinho, Conte)
>they implode in their second season
>hire a meme manager from a different league (Ange)
>almost get relegated
What approach to Spurs even take now?

>>151789636
Kek

>>151789912
Without Levy they look rudderless. They've had a very easy start to the season. Losing to That Club at home and also being made to play so poorly by them is mad.

>Wolves looking at Ten Hag
Just fold the club at this point

>>151789444
Checked. I’m wooooootching

>>151789912
They should have kept Conte and given him what he wanted. He literally wins everywhere else he goes.

>>151789334
Same. Looking forward to Sasuolo v Genoa in 4 hours 2bh

LLLLW*

Liverpool have Real Madrid next.

Tasty /lug/ coming up

Quite enjoyed the thread splitting recently. Should we make this a regular thing? An /epl/ gets too spergy we can emigrate.

>>151789675
>Wouldn't pay the knockdown price from Stuttgart
>Think they'll pay the £150m to Newcastle
Better focus on someone more realistic like Richarlison.

>>151790266
Woltemade isn't in Eddie's plans for winning matches though. Not just yesterday, past few weeks he's constantly moaned about him in interviews for being their scorer of goals.

>>151790236
Just make a /small14/ general so that everyone else can actually talk about their teams.

test

the bans are no joke don't talk about them

Southgate backing Neville on the flag issue. He mustn't have given up hope on Saka becoming his son in law.

>>151790095
It’s quite relaxing to watch a game as a neutral. Enjoy your match

>>151789912
Nothing. Don’t change anything. It’s going brilliant. Keep up the good work.

Frank won't drop both of them

>>151790236
It's funny because /cric/ tried a thread split yesterday and the jannies very quickly deleted the newer one of the two.

>>151789912
Harry. Freakin. Redknapp.

>>151790347
>>151790347
funny how muted the responses have been to the train attack, probably because his name didn't turn out to be Muhammed. Anthony Williams sounds quite boring to Flag Shaggers United UK Limited.

>>151790869
hey angry bitter lad, hope you enjoyed your weekend (you didn't)

>>151790977
the 2 on the left are shining

>>151790869
British men worship blacks

Just noticed the "derby but really in a kind of weird technical sense" is next sunday, the matches last year were good so that will probably the best match to wach.

sunderland vs everton tonight

Premier League tonight lads!!! Two teams who will finish above their so-called rivals

>Sunderland can go second with a W
what a time to be alive

>>151791062
>derby but really in a kind of weird technical sense
>next Sunday
England vs. Albania? Yeah I suppose

>>151791192
el subhman muzzie clasico

>>151790977
why do they always get worse when they wear red

>>151789912
Big. Sam

what did trent alexander arnold do? didn't he just want a change of scenery after winning every competition with liverpool?

>>151789912
The Andre Villas-Boas strikes back

>>151791263
strung the supporters along for a year instead of just saying "hey im going to madrid when my contract runs out"

Wirtz has 'brought what we expected'

>Liverpool manager Arne Slot on Florian Wirtz: "You can say he started one of four or you can say he has already started, eight, nine, 10, 11 games already this season.

>"Many times we have had to play three games in seven days with only two days in between. For a player to come from a different league, which is a very good league but the Premier League is a bit more intense so if you look at that he has played a lot.

>"He has had an impact in many games but he has been unlucky with the end product, whether him or other players. He has brought what we expected, a player that can contribute a lot for the team, he will have his goals as well.

>"If you're 22 or 23 and come from a different league you need some time to adapt to the intensity if you play every two or three days. You had Ryan Gravenberch in before me and it took Ryan time to adapt to the intensity."


Looks like Liverpool are happy with their 150m spent at least, so they will NOT be activating the refund clause

>>151790155
triggered a liversissy melty with this one

>>151790162
is he crying? lol

>>151791413
Bruno? He always is

>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain training at Arsenal while a free agent
Why isn't he training at the club he won the Premier League and Champions League with? Why did they make him "Walk Alone"?

>>151791413
the liversissy? probably

>>151791413
BRUNO SARRRR CAM ON MOVE CLOSER YOU BLADDY BASTERD BITCH

>>151791432
All of Liverpool's off-the-pitch resources are being devoted to remembering Jota rn.

>>151791529
I still remember when Slot said they were too sad about Jota to ever train again

>>151787688
>the newspaper in the background jej

>>151791512
he definitely roped after drawing against forest

>>151791750
Sadly, there were no trains around for him to jump in front of

>>151775469
Kek

>>151772572
he looks more like pickford

>>151787607
Saka hasn't started off well this season, but in reality your stat means little cuz this same period of time includes
>goal away to Real Madrid
>goal away to PSG
>goal against Olympiacos
>goal against Brighton
He's yet to hit is levels again, but hes still doing his part. It's not like Arsenal had a stand out goal scorer anyways (a different player scores pretty much every game) so these numbers aren't that concerning.

this hoogoo ekitike lad just said his favorite goal was rooney's bicycle kick. surely that won't go down well with the scousers.
he really seems like he's gonna be one his way out next summer.

How did rooney lift his arse to score a bicycle kick?

>>151791796
Troons are pretty good at that I've heard

>>151791784
Yeah I know you gush over him in /ars/ and thought you should've signed him

>>151791503
Kek

>>151791782
well just by comparison mo salah has four goals and two assists in ten premier league games this season but is supposedly in crisis
if mo salah had a solitary goal contribution in half a season we'd never hear the end of it

>>151791834
>Bellingham
>Yamal
Grim

>>151791834
>no haaland
>no kane
Shit list

>>151791834
not a bad little line up but i'm basically very confident there have been better players than jude bellingham and lamine yamal in their respective positions in 2025

>>151791866
See >>151791011

Cheesy chips with gravy in a bread bucket at Worksop Town

£6

>>151791891
Looks like a woman had a shit in a bread bowl after a night out

>>151791263
Another one made to walk alone by the famously loyal Liverpool support

>>151791834
>"pedri is totally elite bro"
when will this meme stop? both caicedo and rice are better

>>151791891
>Cheesy chips with gravy
anything to not just call it a poutine eh?

>AHHHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT MAN UNITED
>AHHHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FIFPRO WORLD XI

>>151791921
leave Mantroony alone

>>151791834
Vitinha
Valverde
Neves/Fabian

>>151791834
Cole was a ghost for 2025 lmao

>Retired footballer and manager Joey Barton "crossed the line between free speech and a crime" with social media posts about broadcaster Jeremy Vine and female television pundits Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward, a jury has heard.

>Mr Barton is accused of posting messages using slang to refer to Mr Vine as a paedophile.

>He is also accused of describing the former footballers Ms Ward and Ms Aluko as "the Fred and Rosemary West of football commentary" - a reference to the notorious serial killers.

>>151791866
That's simply the difference between how Liverpool and Arsenal played in the last year. If Salah ghosts, Liverpool loses at least 40% of their entire output. If Saka ghosts, Arsenal lose maybe 10-15% at best. This isn't to say Sakas numbers are anywhere near good so far, but the reality isn't as bad as the stats show.

>>151791921
>AAAAAH STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRAIN ATTACK HE WASN'T A MUSLIM AFTER ALL

>>151791983
Why is describing two female commentators as Fred and Rose West a crime? Honestly? Like it isn't harassment, it isn't assault, it isn't racist hate speech
Especially considering how many women love serial killers

>>151792221
>How White English patriots behave when one of their own Black Bulls gets charged with a crime

>Wayne Trooney

Meme of the year? Or recency bias?

>>151792237
ngubu is good at football, he's one of us

>>151792249
Considering the meltdown and failed copycat is caused, it might be a late contender for MOTY.

>>151792313
>>151792249
>>Wayne Trooney
>
>Meme of the year? Or recency bias?
Kek

>>151789277
>>151765668 (OP)

>Scousaar
Is easily the best slander name this year.

It took weeks of seethe before they thought of a comeback.

>>151792313
>transfield
Thats an all timer

>>151792366
>>151792376

>>151792249
I mean just the mere mention of it and that United customer is already upset and replying to himself

>>151792366
Tbf scousaar had my dying the first time I saw it here

>liversissy
>scousaar
>transfield
>virgin trans dyke

>>151792249
Congrats you hurt him and now xhe's throwing his toys out

>>151792519
They are very thin skinned, those crossdressers and brownskins

>>151792451
Same.
>>151792503
Classics kek

>>151792313
oh no no no no no no

>>151792366
In fairness scousaar is hilarious

>>151791834
Missing that person

>>151792603
what the FUCK is shooting grade mean

>>151790076
He couldn't even win the handshake with Tuchel

The Troon Army went around acting like their team is big but refuse to talk about them getting BATTERED by West Ham!

>>151792647
A self portrait?

>>151792647
Gollum looks cute post op!

the lineups for tonights action!

>>151791915
No one cares about your disgusting canadaslop

>>151792720
*goes to bed instead*

>>151792720
dickhead we dem moyes boys

IF YOU KEEP LEAVING A HATEFUL COMMENT AGAIN AND AGAIN, YOU WILL BLOCKED, DELETED. ALSO. BACK TRACED.

>>151792807
>IF YOU KEEP LEAVING A HATEFUL COMMENT AGAIN AND AGAIN, YOU WILL BLOCKED, DELETED. ALSO. BACK TRACED.
average yanited fan

>>151792754
should be changed to

>normal people
>attention whores

>>151792647
reminds me of that meme

>>151792720
What’s grealish doing? Why does he play for pickpocket fc?

keep a spot for me in the neverton blunderland matchys por favor

liverpools whitest fans celebrating isa and konates engagement

>>151793044
YOU BLOODY BASTERD BITCH SAAR WE ARE ARYAN BASTERD DELETE THIS NOW!!!

>>151792964
What does Big 'Mate' Ange need the microwave for?

>>151792603
now what the fuck is a shooting grade?

>>151793115
has a 200 word essay due

>Gary O'Neil has pulled out of the running to become Wolves manager after coming close to a shock return to the club.

a bit of relief for wolves fans

Nuno Mendes is about to end his career

>>151793125
xA (expected accuracy)

>>151765668 (OP)
kek Wirtz seems to be something else.

gameweek 10
the end of bournememe and memerland

WIRTZ
ISAK
EKITIKE
KERKEZ

scared yet ABLs?

gameweek 6, 7, 8, 9

The end of livermeme

>>151793925
Wdym

Bumbaclaaaaat >>151793774

>>151780706
why is mboomo asleep?????? doesn't he know his team is drawing against a relegation team????

>>151794192
Mbongo, Cunthair and Tesco. The ghosts of Nottinghamshire.

>>151794270
even having the refs on payroll couldn't help them

>>151794303
Did Dilated really need PGMOL to help scrape a draw against Forest?

>>151794415
'fraid So

>>151794300
Liverpool will be overjoyed with this coming out this week

Where's Jason Cundy going with that photo of Eddie Howe?

>>151794300
Many such cases

Christmas is only 10 Liverpool losses away!

Everton (moyes boys) are staying UP

Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher has admitted that Liverpool are out of the title race

Sunderland (1.22) 1-1 (0.98) Everton

>>151794830
He’s a scouser you can’t believe them they are like Jews

>>151794830
warra unbelievable prick, he's scum like all the scousers kek

liverpool vs. real madrid tomorrow. will we see 90 minutes of wirtz? it's possible

>>151792249
Oh my days you actually got him angry tonight, he's spent the entire night thinking about a little club in his little mind and he can't stop!

Hopefully Cunha can score in Europe this week

>>151794940
But the mighty Transchester Dilated aren't in Europe this year?

>>151794946
Oh people have been saying they're back though

>>151794926
He's injured unless a mid table bundes team is playing

>>151791771
I can see it but I still think looks more like Sheamus.

>>151794647
wasn't to be

FUCK OF MAN UNITED
FUCK OF MAN UNITED
FUCK OF MAN UNITED
FUCK OF MAN UNITED

wth happened to boxing day?

>>151795193
something about too many games being played and since boxing day falls on a friday there's not enough room to play them all on the 26th. at least that's the PL cope
probably tied to television deals or some shit and they need to spread the games out for more money

>>151795260
utter bollocks

>>151795193
got knocked out

>>151791915
but poutine doesnt use cheese...

>>151795306
pardonnez-moi?

>>151795193
All they had to do was put a couple of matches on through the day and people would have been okay

>>151795471
Exactly!!! Instead they have 5 3pm games the next day. It's a disgrace.

>>151795193
Man United and Newcastle are the only clubs with soul

>>151795485
>5
let's spell that out next time please and thank you

>>151795625
Nothing 'sovl' about Saudi Sandcastle

>>151791263
>us
>st albans

>With Gyokeres on the sidelines for up to two months, Arsenal's first team injury woes reach new heights as they now have seven players out injured long term
And this is why they won't win anything.

>>151795885
Damn an injury crisis and still top of the league

I kneel

>>151795409
umm did i stutter

little man

reminder

cheese is not

cheese CURDS

yeh?
like

milj isnt yogurt

cheese curds dont even exist in the uk

i dunno maybe cottage cheese ? or skyr?

but like

nibba thats it

no one eats cheese curds
cheese curds isnt cheese

holy shidd

>>151796118
u fink?

>>151795998
They won't be come January, especially if Saliba's injury crops up again. Gyokeres went off at HT against Burnley and they turned to shit afterwards, people just look at goals but don't realise how good he is at being involved. They're literally back to playing a fucking DM as a FW. You would have thought they would have bought two strikers, instead they went for Flopze and Literallywhoicpie. January they'll need to get a striker, perhaps they should try loaning Endrick.

>>151795885
Not like he scores anyway

>>151796235
Doesn't he have 6 goals?

>>151795625
this

>>151796345
He has 4

>>151796235
He doesn't score but Arsenal are still yet to lose
Sesko doesn't score and United draw to 18th place Forest

epltrannies don't know about mad goals mikel merino

literally who

>>151796434
look into it

>>151800216
>>151800216
>>151800216

IT'S UP!

Mantroony really spending his night seething over liverpool

Livertroony really spending "her" night seething over Mantroony

>>151800381
hate to see that mental illness

>>151800426
Xhe's got an appointment at the jobcentre tomorrow too! Xhe's gonna miss it

>>151800393
hate to see that mental illness

Man United haven't lost a game when Lammens played

but they have conceded 2 goals to nottingham forest, warra record

>>151796118
the fuck does "maybe cottage cheese" mean?
cottage cheese is curds and it exists, making the entirety of your post unfactual

>>151801105
Would genuinely beat any side. This team is unstoppable.

Alexander-Arnold to start and score

>In place since 1912, the rule - known as the 'Cantera' policy - only applies to players, with members of the club's staff being permitted to be employed without being from or linked to the Basque Country.

>The club's website states that "Athletic Club may only field players who have come through its own academy or the academies of the other clubs in the Basque Country, or players who were born in the following territories which constitute the Basque Country: Biscay, Gipuzkoa, Alava, Navarre, Labourd, Soule and Lower Navarre".

>This policy is also adhered to by the club's women's team.

>"The nature of the policy means most of the fans will have a direct connection with one of the players," Atxa says.

>"It's very common to hear people say that their sister went to the same university as [goalkeeper] Unai Simon or that their brother's neighbour built [forward] Inaki Williams' house. We feel very connected with our players and that's really what creates that special bond."

Imagine a PL club having this sort of policy. They would be called racist/xenophobic.

>>151801837
>reveals a vest with "JOTA IS A MURDERER" on it
>Scousers perform ILLSBREH 2.0 in response
>South Yorkshire Police are held culpable

>>151801915
it's also even more impressive that they are competing for those players alongside Real Sociedad which is another long-term La Liga club in the same area and also has a reliable youth academy (they produced Txiki Begiristain, Xabi Alonso, Joseba Etxeberria, etc).
anyway I don't think a PL club being called racist/xenophobic would be the problem, but more that it's now impossible to balance that with staying in the PL. Athletic has watered it down very slightly over the years (e.g. if a foreign player trained with Real Sociedad for a certain period, they are now eligible under "cantera" - like Paris-born Robin Le Normand.)

>>151802121
PS4 controller as well, the tight scouse cunt couldn’t be arsed to fork out for a DualShock 5. KEKKKKK

Bro I miss Chuka Umunna so much

>>151800689
*

Zestchester

>>151802368
transzesther dilated

Spurs are 'playing' at home tonight if you fancy a laugh

>>151802373
KEK

arsenal is a sleeping giant saar

sir david beckham

>>151802382
Reckon he'll drop van de Ven and Spence?

Sir David Beckham

crazy how epl is just real madrid's youth academy

>>151793044
Isa Slot is getting pumped by a sculpted Aryan man.
4chan most affected

uh oh
scousers are big mad at trent

>>151802661
It's actually just resold Brighton players and gambling adverts/scams
EPL exists solely to line Tony "The Lizard" Bloom's pockets

>>151802692
Kek, I helped paint that.
>the original mural not the scouse seethe

>>151802658
Posh spices takes it....

>>151765668 (OP)
{spoiler}no refunds{/spoiler}

>>151802658
Sausage Fingers looking guilty about this

>>151802722
Kek

>>151802692
Why did a local restaurant paint their menu on his mural?

SCREAMING

How are they not related?

>>151802692
And you willlll walkkkk aloneeeee

>>151802862
taa doesn't play for liverpool any more

Are we all in agreement that "Mantroony" is the most dire gimmick and doesn't come close to "Scousaar"?

>>151802973
the angry bitter lad (née humourless dweeb) isn't good with catchy nicknames

>>151803052
At least he’s not an unfunny annoying faggot like you though.

>>151803108
he's all that and more! and do you know what else? it's (You)

>>151803128
I’m glad you can finally admit to being an unfunny, annoying, attention seeking faggot. It shows real progress.

you just know liverpool fans are dreaming that wirtz (150m) takes trent alexander arnold (8m) on one-on-one and completely embarrasses him tonight, they would get so much satisfaction from seeing the new guy expose their old favourite

>>151802973
Scousaar is elite

I'm sensing a magical European night at Anfield for Slotto and Klopps kids.

>>151803228
>>151803228
>>151803228

>>151803148
I'd mock your reading comprehension but you've come a long way for someone who learned the language through dubbed anime

>>151803246
Can't risk liversissy making another schizo thread

>>151803251
Yes you can

>>151803245
I’d mock you for being an annoying, unfunny faggot who accuses everyone who calls you out of being the same person but it clearly sets you off on a schizophrenic meltdown so I’ll just leave it for now.

kek liversissy projecting in a dead thread like a coward, doesn't get worse than that

>>151803300
Calm down Dave

>>151803305
we don't sign our posts here

>>151803341
Kek

>>151802658
Corruption works
Fucking cunts the lot