Thread 151766770

KO: 4:30pm UK

MAN CITY: Donnarumma; Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O’Reilly; Gonzalez, Silva (c); Foden, Cherki, Doku; Haaland.
>SUBS: Trafford, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Marmoush, Rodri, Ait-Nouri, Savinho, Lewis.

BOURNEMOUTH: Petrovic; Jimenez, Diakite, Senesi, Truffert; Scott, Adams, Brooks (c); Tavernier, Semenyo; Kroupi.
>SUBS: Dennis, Christie, Kluivert, Cook, Gannon-Doak, Adli, Evanilson, Smith, Milosavljevic.

I’m a bit worried by 2 things:
>1) Arsenal might unironically win the league this season, at a canter. Like by 10-15 points. If City drop points today that could be it, league over.

>2) I’m increasingly finding myself more attracted to non-white women like pic rel (Hispanics), and South East Asians/Japanese

anime

haalands girlfriend texting bellingham to come over x

hattrick or threat!

GWAAAAAAAAN HAAAALLLLAAAAANNDDD

up the cherries

so, are manchester city any good this season?

>>151767200
No they're crap except for Haaland, they just grinded some points against the crappier teams.

>>151767200
2nd best team in the league

they're better than liverpool

Why do Sky insist on using that dumb blonde woman? Even by woman standards she says absolutely fuck all

>>151767366
that's a vague description but it might be kenny dalglish's daughter

CUM ON CITEH

for me, it's emma jones (leeds reporter)

>>151767366
She’s an ex-England international. Show some respect.

>>151767454
Are they Real or fake?

>>151767464
>Can't tell the difference
Didn't realise we had virgins in our midst

>>151767347
2nd best after bournemouth

>>151767448
biki <3

Why are Man Ciry expanding their current capacity when they can't even sell out their ground now?

>>151767454
baton relieving unit

LETS GOOOOO

>>151767473
the anime posters should have been a tell-tale sign

kek city on the ropes within a minute

poopi

What is Haaland's skin color?

City look like Emery-era Arsenal

>>151767515
Fenno-mongolian.

>>151767448
>>151767200
all these anime bitches are gonna be banned thanks to Queer Starmer, supreme emperor of world's internet space

Rodri not starting?

>>151767490
to explain why the match day revenues will triple up

cheaty begging for a pen

>>151767541
>Fenno-mongolian.
That is not a skin color.

>>151767490
looks full to me, also i believe some are protesting the sudan nigger killing

How come Bournemouth are so good?

>>151767553
Not fit

at first I was afraid
I was Petrović

>>151767640
Assembled a team and manager quickly before the shit 6 can pick them off and use them as bench players or fire them from their job after 10 games because their deluded fan base thinks they are better than they actually are and are impatient with it

Can't believe I've put fifty quid on these city cunts to win today, absolutely useless faggots.

>visit Abu Dhabi ads
Not really an appropriate time for ads like that is it?

>C.P. Company
NO THANK YOU, SHEIKH. YOU CAN KEEP THAT!

>washed out Bernardo and that nico shitter in the middle
Pep has truly lost it.

>CP Company adverts
based and effay pilled

there we go

>>151767682
lol

what did he mean by that?

>high line against haaland

why does everybody always do this

OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE

haaland he is robotic he is a machine

>>151767710
>nico shitter in the middle
lol

>>151767710
He's given up IMO. He literally just relies on Haaland and hopes the other 10 don't fuck up.

exceptional timing by the beeb

nico gonzales made that goal

You niggas told me Haaland was already washed & trash

Haaland deserved the Ballon d'Or instead of Messi

>>151767765
this is what the messi fans told me

grim

>>151767765
>25 goals already this season
>at the start of November

Whoever the fuck told you that isn't very bright

>>151767765
Which black person told you that?

>>151767786
I assume they were *yuck* Brown people

>>151767493
>>>/brit/

Bournemouth's RB looks identical to Craig Gardener it's really disconcerting

c h e r r i e s

OH NO NO NO, PEP BROS

>>151767760
>Brits get football commentary from middle easterners
Wild

>>151767750
He seems totally out of ideas on how to improve the team. Every new signing besides herlingzz is a total flop the guys he relied on are old, injured or gone.

Sad to see a pep team completely incapable of high pressing.

of course

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO V

>conceding corners
embarrassing

>save me ref, save me var

utterly grim

comeback is on

HELD HIS ARM

1-1 TO THE ARSENAL

>>151767741
>>151767723
Lol

>>151767864
shouldnt have pushed him first

they love to bitch at the ref

pep dripped in cp company

era

I think Iraola will replace Pep at City anyways

THATS A PEN REF

Is the officiating always this bad in this sport?

send city off for crowding the ref

115 getting desperate lmao

Damn, soccer players sure do know how to bitch & cry

>>151767929
yes its usually rigged

>>151767936
so when are they gonna get punished about this shit?

So you are allowed to block the ball with your hand if it bounces off your thigh?

holy shit city literally crying at every non foul and throwing themselves to the floor

desperate times

KEEPER HAND BALLED IT!!! PENALTY. PENALTY TO CITY.

>>151767953
yeah because it's unpredictable

how the fuck is this not a pen

>>151767920
A basque fraud replacing a catalan fraud, I can see it.

>arselel might actually win this year
bros I'm scared

>>151767966
because this is not lazy ass greece

fucking monster

>>151767929
Yes, but the PL is particularly terrible. Everyone thinks the refs are out to get them, but they're mostly just shit and only actually rig for Liverpool.

>>151767873
lol ?

>>151767973
Liverpool will win again

HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND

>>151767929
Yes and it's worse when Arsenal are playing. They are allowed to openly cheat because they're a club for brown people who love gay sex (hence the name)

ANNUDA

THE OGRE IS BACK

grim defending

haaland hatty incoming

petrobitch

lmao

FC Haaland

Why don't more teams just have a designated cherry picker like Haaland? Seems to work pretty well

Cherki

Bournemouth's goalie is shit

NAH WHAT WAS THAT

Cherki has been hitting the training grounds hard, he's actually enabling Haaland better than prime KDB all of a sudden

>2 guys can't do the same thing Haalingz has done twice in the past half hour
truly the special one

yikes

the manager who said "the harry kane team" a few years ago is suddenly managing the haaland team

Kek

>>151768044
I wonder what her spit tastes like

RIP Jota

Death exists guys!!!!! Stop trying to enjoy a game of football.

DEATH

DEATH EXISTS GUYS

O'reilly sideshow Mel looking ahh mutt

>the absolute state of that defense
what the fuck is wrong with them?

>broccoli head mystery meat can't score on a open goal
Game's gone

>>151768076
scared

Is Bournemouth's defense hungover?

>>151768058
maccas

>>151768071
lol

>>151768071
that's crazy, I am hearing this for the very first time

nico is actually better than rodri

all hail Cherki

>>151768071
usually the 'cord has more subtly than this

what happened to jota?

BUCK STATUS

>>151768122
BROKEN

>>151768100
Lol


>Tap in merchant thinking he can just loop it over the keeper
Stick to the basics, haaland.

That's one soft as nigga

>>151768052
What happens if he gets injured?

>>151768088
Mmm, mcspit in my mouth

>>151768114
Fireball

>>151767464
>>151767473
It’s near-impossible to tell the difference between large naturals and a well-sculptured, tastefully done set of bolt-ons

>>151768052
usa commentary just got window ths

spray some deep heat on his arse he'll be fine

cp company

>city demand foul
>ref blows for foul

>>151768144
Unironically my GFs tits grow if I've given a good seeing to a few times in a week. Think it must be a hormonal thing.

city's would be in the relegation zone without the ogre.

The absolute state of "men"s football players

Fucking love CP lads, really enjoyed watching CP yesterday afternoon. Made me so excited and aroused :)

haaland makes premier league defenders look the same way Gyokeres made Portuguese defenders look

>>151768204
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!

>wear shinpads without ankle protection
>Roll on the ground over a light touch
Footballers are retarded.

>>151768204
Remember when Pokémon Go was a thing and normal people were heavily googling "how to get more CP"

>>151768225
What? CP beat Brentford 2-0 yesterday. I was excited and aroused by their performance.

fodens teeth

>>151768236
It's also the name of the currency in call of duty. im starting to suspect a conspiracy to normalise the term to make life easier for nonces.

>>151768247
I thought CP was injured?

the twink fell

diving cheats

Zesty dive

etihad only gets loud when they're complaining

>no corner
lol

S-slags?

you can't afford CP Company

75% of 135 participants

Trying to watch Man City blast Bonermouth why are you guys talking about other things?

>>151768388
I hate football

you just know haalando bitched and moaned to pep to set up the team for him exclusively

HAALAND

/ourguy/ Sv3rige DISMANTLES and DESTROYS Slavling Cuckland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcTVywGvbs
Manchester City are surely FINISHED and BANKRUPT after this EPIC TAKEDOWN of their talisman!

>>151768183
I believe you

>>151768449
>he doesn't even gone off raw meat
>he's a cuck
classic school shoot3rige

>>151768449
is that guy still going?

>citys twitter halftime stream is 3 white british chaps
Is this legal? Have they been /ourguys/ all along?

>>151768449
Why do retards get such following on the internet?

>>151766814
based

>>151768472
Why does she have two sets of eyebrows?

>>151768505
>>151766814
Based because of point 1) or point 2)?

JANNY

>>151768540
both :^)

Gonna post some Tessa Fowler webms in the 2nd half, but only if Bournemouth score again

mr etihad scored

>>151768549
im trying to become more discerning when it comes to tits
are these tits real or fake?
they look like implants to me, but i could be wrong. what do you guys think?

semen, yo

>>151768568
Jerked off to her the other day. WIsh I could find more recent videos though 2bh.

so is cherki basically the steal of the century. cant believe they got him for less than 40 millions

some empty etihad seats

>>151768331
Similar to anfield that way

>>151768592
Fake. If they look solid, they're usually fake. If you touch them they're noticably cold too.

>>151768524
she has 3 though

>>151768592
theyre decent fakes lad

>>151768630
>so is cherki basically the steal of the century
no. he's managed a total of 90 minutes of football in the PL this season before this match.

>>151766814
Arsenal's tactics will work until the refs clamp down on the blocking in set pieces. Every year they take advantage of something refs don't usually call and every year they go to shit when they wake up and start giving the fouls. Without the protection from the referees it's impossible to defend against their tactics

>position your defenders to stop them blocking the keeper
>you no longer have enough players to mark everyone so the ball goes to an open player

>position your defenders to mark as normal
>keeper gets blocked and something that would be a trivial save goes in as a result

shit teams

>>151768714
yeah it's essentially this. at some point the PL higher ups realised that a lot of "big games" (read: arsenal matches) would be boring 0-0s that don't actually impact the title race in an exciting way that demands eyes on the product, so they loosened the laws around physicality on the goalkeeper.

I would appreciate it if Bournemouth scored at least another goal here, ideally two - and without a response from city.

>>151768629
She basically went AWOL 2.5 years ago.
Still has an OF (which, bizarrely, still has subscribers) but she hasn’t posted an update since 2023.

Loads of theories on SimpCity about what happened to her. Mental health? Pregnant? Went lesbian? Moved to Dubai?

Someone on /hr/ claims to have worked with her in a boring corporate job, and to have conversed with her via a Microsoft Teams video call, last year but probably bullshit.

>>151768714
save me refs

didn't click, get fucked mate

>>151768549
who?

how is that pedophile not permanently banned

>>151768768
they didnt loosen the laws, they just dont call them

Has he wet himself?

OGRE

MUTT MUTT MUTT MUTT

that was cold as fuck. bournemouth are a meme confirmed

OREILY AUTO PARTS LETS GOOO

LA CREATURA

Petrobitch got blacked

What part of my country is muttreilly from?

>leaving o'reilly all that space
criminal

>>151768892
ohio

>>151768892
Bawston

>>151768805
I mean, they're literally cheating

whos the blonde

>>151768897
This vid makes no sense

>>151768892
literally looks like someone from los angeles

I would appreciate it if Bournemouth scored at least another two goals here, ideally three - and without a response from city.

>>151768892
Jamaica

is o'reily irish

come on Bournemouth

use promo code FODEN to get 20% off turkish teeth

>>151768949
I would respectfully disagree and say no to that

if semen scores i win 7000

These cherries have no pip in them

>>151768928
Standing in place isnt cheating.

You always the feeling city can lose the game at any moment.

Is the City stadium always so quiet? I can hear the distinct shouts from the players like during corona

>>151769144
It's called the Emptyhad for a reason. Man City is a profit sheet, not a club.

>2 ASSISTS TODAY
Holy cringe

Does anyone else think players like Matheus nuñes, nico gonzales, reinders, savihno, and rico leweis are not man city caliber players and just dang average? I mean thats half the fucking team. City has no bench this season and hell even 1 or 2 on the starting 11 are dang bang buck average championship level players. Thats the fucking problem and thats why we are not running away with the league as we should. Theres no way we beat liverpool and arsenal this season with this shit for brain players.

>>151769169
every club is a registered business, mong

>>151769127
You also always get the feeling that city can win the league in any season.

>>151769209
I appreciate you proving my point.

>>151769208
nah Nico is legit

>>151769241
no i did not

>>151769208
>we
Shut up yank, you've never even been to Manchester

>>151769278
You did, by virtue of your flag.

>>151769267
Did u just see how savihno lost the fucking ball after haaland made a great play? Thats the shit im talking about half these players are shit and sometimes we cant tell theyre shit because haaland scoring hat tricks every game covers for them.

>>151769305
silly man

>>151769300
He's /lifelong/ his childhood heroes were Nicky Weaver and Shaun Goater

>>151769300
Good on him its a dump

>>151769331
keep cheering for the slaver oil money, mr foreigner!

>>151769212
No you don't. They can't defend, can't press, can't hold the opponent inside their own box for 70% of the game, players have no creativity, stale possession, donnaruma is pretty shit.

They have a ton of problems and will struggle to finish top 3

>>151769326
I’d replace Nico Rodriguez with Oscar Bobb desu

>>151769300
I have and even if i hadnt it doesnt fucking matter half of these players would struggle to play in championship. We brought in a bunch of shitters and good luck getting rid of them now. I think pep just doesnt care about the league anymore and since he leaves after next year hes just trying to fluke 1 last champions league before he leaves.

>>151768937
looks cute tho

>>151769300
He tried but trains were delayed.

Reindeer is fucking awful

>>151769353
you do realise that every club sees its fans as customers at the end of the day

>>151769326
>>151769433

also Rayan ait nouri
criminal player

Wtf is this suicidal defending by Bournemouth

haaland cucked out of a hatty

>>151769433
Another flop no one talks about

>>151769391
>>151769326
>>151769208
Wild timeline when americans can actually interpret the game better than some euros.

>>151769436
>me, a brown belgian who started cheering for man city once kdb joined them, is exactly the same as the lad from Norwich whose support of Norwich can be traced back 100 years through the paternal line
kek

savinho is so fucking shit, always the wrong rhythm

>>151769513
Big up the Nodge

>They have a ton of problems and will struggle to finish top 3
these people want to be taken seriously btw

>>151769513
100 years a loyal customer

>>151769513
I live in Norwich. It's shit.

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL SAVINHO

>>151769433
>you now remember the media sucking him off after they thumped wolves

>>151769565
It used to be good in the 2000s, but now it's full of tat shops, vape shops and trannies

>>151769575
>>151769531
>slows down on a break
>speeds up when it's 3 defenders he can't get past

>>151769613
is he gakpo in disguise?

>>151769487
Thank you my portugese friend. I will be rooting for portugal next year in the world cup like I always do. Your team is actually quite stacked and as long as the coach limits ronaldos play time I believe you can go all the way

what kind of mystery meat is orreily, serious question

>>151769721
jamaican apparently

>>151769391
The league had a quiet word with the arabs and told them to ease off winning and they'd let the charges slide

Wtf is up with this cringy announcer

>>151769695
Yet another based take.

>>151769731
A digital ID could have prevented this.

>>151769649
Gakpo is tall and somewhat strong
Savinho gets pushed around

>>151769721
All the England men’s team will have this ethnically ambiguous look within 5-10 years

The women’s team remains 95% white

>>151769807
gakpo wins zero headers and zero duels

GOOOOOOOL SAVINHO APOLOGISE

>>151769731
Good thing gov can now spend those extra weekly 350M pounds they saved by leaving EU!

>>151769833
to think we almost sold him to Tottenham…

Jesus christ Bournemouth defense is ao shit
Gotta say Cherki is class

>>151769829
>England men’s team
not just England

>>151769721
Caribbean-white, very common, not really a mystery

FAO: the anon who I was discussing Tessa Fowler with earlier in the thread
Apparently she’s resurfaced and is returning to OF this week!

Jesus fucking christ Reijders cant score to save his mums life. Trophy for most overrated signing this year.

>>151769947
source

>>151769731
Good thing they've put wind farms off of Norfolk at the expense of 1bn to the tax payer that produce 4GW of free clean energy. Surely she'll have no energy bill at all, along with the entirety of the county.

>>151769947
I bet she has bogged her face and done some surgery to her tits and it's going to be a disaster.

The people claiming that the league's not weak this year because all the weaker clubs are better should watch this game.

Bournemouth were pony and they're 4th

>>151770682
>The people claiming that the league's not weak this year
They're just delusional Arsenal fans. Like when Liverpool tried to claim that the league was the strongest it had ever been last year kek
In reality, the league has been weak for the past 3 seasons since (and incluidng) 23/24.