Thread 151771539

Phoenix - 3 P.M. EST
Last race of the 2025 season. Pre-race ceremonies currently happening.
Are you team Larshit, Hamlel, Legoman, or Baldy?

>Sydney Sweeney at the track
keep that horn dog Willy B away from her

Second for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson

it's his time
the narrative would be perfect

>>151771608
this time, for sure

>>151771608
That would be even more disappointing than last nights finish.

The gayoff format sucks and I hope Denny wins cause fuck it all. Other than that tho I hope the race is good

>>151771608
He has six wins this season, so I'm not sure why people are acting like he doesn't belong there.
Honestly this is the most solid final four ever since they started doing this meme shit. No sneaks like Logano or Blaney that don't belong.

Blurry ham

people moshing to this?

Nucountry is so gay

>>151771916
I hate nucountry.

anyone need anything?

based retard command

for me, it's gta iv and prerace

1. Who do you want to win the championship?
2. Who do you think actually wins the cup today?

>>151772144
>Dolphins
ew

>>151772052
$14 for a cup of beer?
It will be cheaper at the arabian airport

based black woman
>>151772155
>1. Who do you want to win the championship?
Dennis, Briscoe, Larson, anyone else. In that order.
>2. Who do you think actually wins the cup today?
Dennis or Larson

>no Bell
>no Ross
>no based Joey

memeoffs suck, so for me, it's going to be Dennis

Time for FAST and LEFT

What time do you think we'll see checkered flag?
I want to put this on in the background and try to pay attention toward the end

Reddit lost yesterday with that one faggot in the 88 choking, so I expect a victory for them today.
It'll be Briscoe.

>>151772255
Checked and based

It should've been Logano up there with the other three

official final catch-fence sport-ending wacky races style fatal roll

Who won yesterday? How was the reaction?

>>151772052
Imma need a $14 shit beer.

>>151772255
Is this what the nogs mean when they say a triple double?
Also, based pic.

Can you hear me?

winning roll

>>151772052
>14 dollar domestics
Beer prices at Las Vegas weren't even that bad

>>151772430
congratulations jeff green

>>151772480
It's championship beer

Big money will not be saved on this day.

>>151772521
Shit, wrong thread. That was Trans-Am, but everyone is probably here anyway.

parker has lost weight from last year

why are you not watching handegg

>>151772155
>1. Who do you want to win the championship?
Anyone but Denny
>2. Who do you think actually wins the cup today?
Denny
I don't even hate him, I just think it's funny he's never won.

>>151772052
They can fuck all the way off

>>151772052
>Dasani

>>151772144
ballad of gay tony was the better dlc

>>151772052
did they ban coolers?

>A11 THE WAY
That one took a lot of stretching

for the Gods sake...

>black woman introducing the gamer word driver
heh

>>151772894
https://www.phoenixraceway.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/1004/2022/03/03/PHX-22-244926-Hillside-Bag-Policy-Update_OTL_4x8FT.pdf
Apparently not.

what the fuck is this announcing
>>151772885
true, i just prefer lost and damned because motorcycles

Nascar is cringe.

shes hot

>>151772984
It's "NASCAR", please insult my culture properly.

Who's the most handsome of the four?

>Angry negress yelling.

I just want to watch race cars

>>151773040
russia supporter william byron

AWOOGA

>>151772984
I still don't know why these fucks choose to watch this over F1. It feels like a cheap knockoff watching this.

>le shouty sheboon mc

Stop trying to make them care Nascar. They will NEVER care.

>>151773076
literally who?

>>151773076
Didn't see that coming. Boogity boogity.

MAMBABROS WHERE WE AT

Sydney and Byron are definitely a thing and this confirms it.

>>151772322
no one is dying at fucking phoenix

What's the point of doing just a four car race? There won't be any crashes, so it becomes even more boring than usual.

Kind of surprising Gibbs 'only' has 5 cups

>>151773076
tits are mint... literally perfect

This was the cringiest champ 4 announcement ever

you think william byron popped a boner there?

noah got that dawg in him

denny is an emotional wreck, it's gonna be a mess

>>151772984
and what exactly have the finnish given to the world of motor racing?

>>151772155
Briscoe and Briscoe

>>151773214
This fucking heat is going to do me in.

There’s still about 20 mins til green flag

>>151773278
it's all he's good at
he's like if tim richmond finished 30th every race and was fat and also never gets laid

>>151772155
1.) Larson
2.) Byron

>>151773299
is this a real question?

>>151773299
Volvo.

Is everyone there banned from mentioning the Nascar flop that happened yesterday?

>>151773299
Probably absolutely nothing. Don’t look into it, just believe in yourself King

>>151773342
Volvo is Swedish
>>151773299
Are you retarded?

>>151773382
There's a private quarters to get flogged if mentioned.

>>151773402
it's always gimi time

phelps just game dennis the kid of death

>>151773382
The what?

who'll be the bigger upset if they win?

muh god

>>151773402
is this a guy who almost got a hecking top 10 driving for Kyle Busch in real racing?

>>151773078
(You)

That Briscoe hairline lmao

lmao why are they praying?

>>151773495
yes muh god
/turnleft/ is a christian board.

Ist das nicht ein grosses Glass?

>>151773402
That's the joke, man.

>>151773456
There's not really an upset driver. There were five solid championship drivers this year, and one couldn't make the final four. Sorry Lell.
Blaney can't keep a car safe to save his life, and Lelliot and Lelgano are the only two that would actually be upset champions.

>>151773524
/turnleft/ races to give glory to Allah and the Prophet inshallah the light of Allah shall shine upon phoenix raceway

>>151772668
>why are you not watching handegg
Because it's overrun with niggers.

>>151773606
remind me who drives the 23 car

briscoe is a chad embracer, wouldn't mind him winning the title despite driving a cheatin yoder

>>151772668
I’m watching my panthers buttblast the packers in the meme game of the century

>>151773567
Christ will let Byron or Briscoe win
Allah will let Hamlin win
Satan will let Larson win

>>151773638
can you point on the doll where kyle larson touched you?

Pennis has to win to kill the memeoffs for good

>>151773278
dude just went for it, based tardson

>>151773535
Ein Maß is a Maß
KANPAI~

>>151773638
>car owned by the biggest christfag in the sport has divine powers by Allah

Yeah, based

>>151773623
briscoe should win to show how trash all the other JGR pay drivers are

>>151773278
Man, I wish I were born into a wealthy family so I could taste that.

>>151773692
hamlin is not a pay driver.
Gibbs and Bell however....

>>151773664
>that kween giving the side-eye
noah's still got it

>>151773664
You miss every shot you don't take

>>151773710
>bell
>pay driver

>>151773341
>is this a real question?
Yes, but it's being asked by a turbo newfag.

>>151773684
dennis's chaos powers overrule the power of christ, for even he cannot compete with the dennis's raw malding energy

Hi, lads.
It's time for the last /turnleft/ of the year. I don't know what vroom I'm going to follow for the rest of the year.

gragchad likes his women like his coffee
>black with a little bit of sugar

who

if chase elliot wasnt bill's son would he even be in the cup series?

>>151773621
Yeah, that's 1/8th out of 40. In hand egg, it's 36 out of 40.
Nice try.
Also, decent command.

>>151773749
Dennis has vril behind him

>>151773792
Fag1 has a few more turn 1 competitions left. It's hockey season. Pro wrestling is year around. February and the Daytona 500 isn't far away.

>>151773848
He’d be in a back marker Chevy team like RCR or spire

>>151773792
I have nothing to eat, i am depressive as fuck, 100% sure asscar will rig to continue the memeoffs unless a miracle happens and Hamlin wins, and boredom is killing me to a point i cant play even retro vidya.

This could be Cody Ware's race

>>151773658
Larson is like Ukraine. I didn't care about him until his fans became so obnoxious I started to hate him.

>>151773848
If you aren't someone's son, a minority, or the heir to some company, you probably can't even have a racing career.

>>151773909
the rigging is for Hamlin, listen to the storylines do you not see that plain as day?
Maybe hoping to get him to settle out of court by placating him

What's wrong with going in circles?

This commercial with Bread is actually good. I like it everytime I watch it.

>>151774006
bread is likeable now. first time since he right rear hooked Carl Edwards

>>151774006
it helps that bread has more charisma than half of the field combined

>>151773914
Hopefully he causes a wreck while getting lapped

>>151773988
Compare it with literally any F1 race this year and you'll see the problem

winston cup promotes smoking all of boomers lives....
now everything is sponsored by things that treat COPD lol

>>151773914
there is no way anyone outside champ4 wins as they are cheated up the wazooo because they know nascar cant dq them

>>151774074
f1 races are snoozefests with no passing.
there is better racing and more passing in a bad cup race than in a good f1 race.
Commentary is shrill british men screaming vs calm and collected americans.
I cant think of a single way its better.

>>151774114
Chastain won a couple years ago as a non-competitor

>>151773899
>Fag1
I wasn't couting with them of course. Just watching the race start and the last lap isn't fun.
>>151773909
>unless a miracle happens and Hamlin wins
NASCAR will make this miracle and he will win. The way all the media is talking about Hamlel's championship path makes it quite clear that NASCAR will rig the championship in his favor.

who would cause the most seething? larson?

>>151773792
> I don't know what vroom I'm going to follow for the rest of the year.
We'll figure something out. Just check the general every day.
>>151773899
>Fag1 has a few more turn 1 competitions left.
Well put.
>>151773909
>I have nothing to eat
If this is actually absolutely true, hit me up. I'll help you out. 100% for real. I can't stand by while a race fren goes hungry.

>>151774204
byron

GREEN GREEN GREEN

>>151774074
Do you hate seeing cars pass eachother?

There's absolutely no way that Nascar doesn't secretly scrutineer a little extra bit of performance for the four yellow sticker cars for these finals, right? Everybody knows this?

>>151774151
>Commentary is shrill british men screaming
Making an F1 race entertaining is the hardest job in motorsports.

>>151774216
>We'll figure something out
I think there's still some WEC and WRC rounds left. Aside from that, I don't know what other racing series are still going on.

>>151774109
It's mostly skin diseases and obesity related issues.

>>151774290
And little bit more for those cheatin yoders

>>151774006
I like the other version with the water cooler and the guy tripping over a door. Actually made me laugh

Why can't the finale race be in Martinsville?

roll for cody ware cawshon lap

winner roll

>>151774417
Beuscherbros...

>>151774417
>got my buescher shirt on today
god thatd be the dream

>SVG 31st

Shouldn't he have adapted to ovals by now, especially since the cars he's familiar with are quite close to Cup cars? Driving a mediocre Trackhouse car isn't an excuse

>>151774199
>NASCAR will rig the championship in his favor.
>Please, just drop the lawsuit.
Kek, it's as bad as Honda with IndyCar
>>151774325
My intention is to get at least one group watch event per weekend until at least Daytona and maybe until the season really gets started.
You seem to know a lot of good NASCAR races, so any suggestions would be appreciated.
We will also have about 2 weeks of daily Dakar videos in February.

lmao who has the piece of rubber that looks like shit on the camera

>>151774475
hes 20th in real points (winston cup format), with 5 wins, hes a mid pack - backmarker driver in every non road course race.

>>151774605
>real points (winston cup format)
LOL

Will Byron ever be as good as Jeff?

Nobody is passing lol

>>151774653
its a better reflection of driver skill than the gayoffs and you know it.

>>151774657
Not even close. Gordon's literally in the GOAT conversation.

The gap is closing to Hamlel

>>151774657
lmao no. byron will never win 4 championships and 90+ races.
Best driver of his generation by far.

>>151774657
Never

>>151774673
Current points format (without playoffs) are the best format.

byron and briscoe are currently the fastest on old tires

/ourguy/ is just biding his time

>>151774605
Yeah, exactly. Chastain has multiple oval wins and Suarez has an oval win so the car isn't an excuse. SVG is a three-time Supercars champion, someone like Stewart moved from open wheel racing to NASCAR and started winning ovals immediately. Yes Indy runs ovals but Supercars are closer to Cup cars than Indycars are

>>151774673
The problem with Winston Cup format is they don't use it so the drivers aren't competing for it. It's interesting to look at though. Buescher would be 9th, right?

>>151774657
He's already better than Jeff ever was. Jeff was racing against plumbers

>>151774781
Modern NASCAR format isn't that great either. I much prefer Indycar's system. Maybe stretch it out a bit for the bigger field.

>>151774874
giving points for finishing 25th is dumb

We all know that Dennis is causing a major juan on the last lap right?

Stupid zoomer nepobabby Herbst is supposed to hold up the #24 to keep his boss in the lead

>>151774605
He's obviously a generational talent in road course racing. If he were anywhere close to that level on oval tracks he'd be transforming the sport.

>>151774986
good thing herbst sucks at everything he does

>>151773669
The class of the lass is inversely proportional to the mass of the ass.
>Ein Maß is a Maß
Is this a German idiom? I do not understand because .5 liters of beer is a lot less than 1 liter.

>>151775057
yep and if boris said could turn left and had money behind him we'd be saying the same.

My panthers just beat the packers by a FG in the last second of the game

>>151775057
>if he was good at every track he'd be transforming the sport

>>151774901
dnf's are a lot more common in nascar than most series for very obvious reasons.

>>151774986
>Asking Derpst to do anything right

>>151774489
>the biggest victim of hate in America
Holy shit, I'm on the international stream, but that sounds hilariously sad.

>>151775196
Holy shit is that real?

Byron is the kinda mf to cum his pants after holding a girls hand

Clean it up, pit box janny.

>>151775196
Basically, yeah. Everyone else would have to get a lot better at road course racing if it were his lever to dominate the sport. But it isn't.

>>151774658
It's just stage 1. NASCAR is an endurance series, newfag.

>>151775188
nice

>>151775273
If anyone else was good at everything they could dominate too you fucking brain dead neanderthal.

>>151774781
This is yet another area where Fag1 gets it right. Theor points system is actually pretty good. Too bad you know who will win after the first lap.

Larson's pit crew is gonna win him another Cup.

>>151775100
Yeah, a Bavarian idiom. A Maß can be referred to unit, when spoken a tiny bit diffrent. So one Maß can be a unit and/or a Bavarian beerglass with 1 litre volume.

I might actually kms myself if a Hendrick car wins

Does it matter that Byron won stage 1? whoever wins the final one is the champion, isn't it?

>>151775417
Championships is decided by who finished ahead of the other 3, for final points standings it does matter

>>151775417
It doesn't matter to the top 4, it could matter to others for end of season point standings and bonuses.

>>151775417
It only matters when Denny wins.

>nemecheck has had a good year
what is this retard smoking?

>Dennis has clutch problems
>the cautions and restarts immediately start flying
Fix is in

Japanese fans seeing Nemechek spin out at Fuji:
>そのドライバ、ダメダメです。

What the fuck was Nemecheck's problem?

>>151775573
i don't get

>>151775405
Hmmm, that is still a bit odd to me, but after I learned of the future continuous tense, I began to really understand how different human thinking can be.
Either way, we are brothers in the Cult of Speed, and that bond is so fat beyond nation or language or blood as to be indescribable in any language.

Clutch problems? Why don't they just put automatics in the car, it's 2025 for gosh sake...

>toyota is known for their reliable road cars
>the Toyota gazoo engines blowup and the clutch is shit

>>151775696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q23O4d_vqY

>Hocevar wins the race
>Byron wins the champ

BAMF mention

If its a problem it sure doesn't seem like it.

>>151775768
Only an issue on the pit lane

>>151775787
me rn

>>151775762
Worst-case scenario

I can't take this track seriously with how they let them cut the dog leg. They need to change it back to how it was.

>>151775747
gear box parts are from xtract

>>151775859
Crappy ass wal mart parts

>>151775739
>so fat
so far*
Did I mention I have had 2 liters of beer?

McChicken bros...

>Hamlin +2 second in 3 laps
Are you happy now, F1 fags?

>>151775247
There's a whiny kvetching ad every commercial break

>bubbles

>yoder reliability
>>151775787
they do a ton of gear changes here too, it could potentially become an issue late in the race

Bubbabros... this was our race...

Understandable chimpout. These homogenized parts are ass

>>151775997
I thought the gears were designed to just be slammed into gear without a clutch

>>151775913
"So fat" sounds fitting too.
>2 liters of beer
Keep it up, I am on three
KANPAI~

Why is Nascar trying to find ways to sabotage Hamlin?

>all these issues with Toyota engines

Phelps made the call

>>151776105

thats six bottles before the halfmark can you keep up without nodding off? i couldnt lol

>>151776185
KanpaiAnon is a beast in that regard

>>151775979
I'll switch over.

Is it mandatory for NASCAR track officials to be fatasses?

you think hamlin is pushing this hard because hes gonna lose a shit load of time on pitroad bc of the clutch?

>>151776247
Assuming they pit under green then yeah, he’s gonna be fucked if they pit under yella

>>151776105
>>151776209
I believe in him

What a shame for Shane.

Chase bros...

Baldiebros....

>briscoe
IMPLICATIONS

CHAMPIONSHIP IMPLICATIONS

>>151776105
>>151776185
I'm 2.5 L + a bit of wine, but I'm done for today because I have to be at work on 12.5 hours.

What the fuck is happening

Should i break open the bag of goldsfish or chex mix.

I’m going to a college basketball game tomorrow

>>151776352
goldfish

>>151776317
Im on west coast so I dont usually start drinking on Sunday nights until football comes on but Im tempted

>>151776243
Yes.

Why is Briscoe even around?

svg 360noscoped briscoe's tire

>>151776313
TAKE THE GOY'S CAR OUT, DIRECT ORDER FROM TEL AVIV

>>151776352
Chex mix, those rye chips are the best

>>151776352
goldfish easy, how is this even a question

>>151776350
>What the fuck is happening
NASCAR things. It's like a combination between a roulette wheel and a dart board.

the kiwi send his regards..

>>151776352
Mix them together.

What are we eating tonight frens?

>>151776352
Mix both bags together in a larger bag.

>>151776354
That's legitimately pretty based. I don't care to follow monkey dunk, but going to things is really fun.

>>151776446
I had a salad earlier today

>>151775338
At road course racing totally outclasses what currently passes for "good at everything": in the sport. So let's look at this from another angle: how much better would he have to be at oval tracks for the current field to seriously try to up their game at road courses?

>>151776456
I’m seeing my unc Tar Heels, I think the number 45 car might be outside the arena

Denny SEETHING in the pits

>>151776484
Save some Michelin stars for the rest of us bro

>>151776185
Since the start of the race it was three bottles. I had another three bottles before the race. So it isn't that fast paced.

>>151776290
Sometimes that image could be me, but under the week I keep it sober. Hiroi is my secret soulmate.

>>151776317
I have to wake up in around 9 hours and I really don't care. Just going to get some sleep back when I am done with work tomorrow.

>>151776484
what the fuck

>>151776484
grim

>>151776446
I had a chicken breast over a pork chop covered with bacon and cedar cheese with a side of sauted zucchini and yellow squash. Also, 2.5 liters of beer and some wine.

>>151776446
Sausage, peppers, onions

>>151776446
I wanted to make burgers today, but I fucking forgot that the stores are closed on this Saturday, cause of a holiday. So I couldn't grab the ingredients. Had to make myself content with a Pizza.

That 11 car is silly.

>>151776527
>I have to wake up in around 9 hours and I really don't care.
It gets harder when you are an old fag.
>>151776484
Please tell me you got this from kitchencels

>>151776446
Had fried fish my dad and uncle cooked while helping clean out my grandmother's house. Will probably cook some hotdogs later on tonight.

>>151776632
Do you have the one where he ran out of gas on the restart and it wrecked 1/2 the feild?

>>151776446
Just made dinner for me and my son

>>151776627
>It gets harder when you are an old fag
There are a lot more factors to that. Just speaking of experience and close relatives.

Great Value chicken anon, I found this for you. I hope you like it.

>>151776706
Very American.

>>151776730
>There are a lot more factors to that
Well, I don't drink everyday, so that probably something to do with it.

>>151776671
find mp4 source

Phoenix is always retarded because stage 1 is like half the distance of stage 2

that's a lot of motor homes

how do you find your way back to your camper drunk as fuck in this?

>>151776736
I would fuck with that.

>>151776834
Easy, just remember on which lot you are

>>151776834
You walk around aimlessly until you pass out on the street and wake up a few hours later sobered up.

>Toyota Mountain
If you had your own hill, what would you write on it?

Thinking of taking a quick nap till stage 3 to see if me not watching shakes anything up.

>>151776802
No, I mean at Nashville or something Larson ran out of gas on a restart and cause a huge pile up behind him. It was pretty funny.

>>151776902
Anime & Video Games

>>151776902
Video games and anime

Can we just get a caution already?

>>151776866
Italian hoagie. They wrap the meat meat around the top for whatever reason. Messy as fuck to eat.
Anyway, back to the race.

>>151776961
Good job!

>>151776834
You ask all the women you see to show you their tits, and when you see your wifes nipple jewelry, you've found it

>>151776961
Just wait 37 laps

>>151776961
Fucking cursed

theres no pastebin with onboards or something extra today?
also good year time

Goodyear’d

>>151777007
nope, nascar paywalled everything and made it exclusive for the us

>>151776834
Just make sure you drop a pin.
But seriously, if you are blind drunk in this scenario you're probably about to make some new life long freinds.
>I can't find my camper.
>Well, we don't know where that is. Do you want a bugger?

>>151777029
i was hoping for something since they made xfinity aids free yesterday but i guess i was too optimistic

>>151776834
At charlotte and homestead there’s signs for whatever section youre staying in

>>151776968
>Italian hoagie
Oh yeah, baby. Tell me it's from a Federal Hill deli and I'll explode.
Then again, if it was, you'd probably have called it a grinder.

>>151776976
You are thinking of Eldora.

>>151777088
Yeah and I forgot what it was and didn't take a pic lol

If Denny wins I am going to kill myself

get this fucking jap car out of my american motorsport.

>>151777138
if Denny wins, the memeoffs are dead, the judges are in his and jordan's favor rn

>>151777138
get the rope ready anon, its dennis's year

>>151777099
We'd just call it a sub honestly. It's a place on Washington Blvd. I won't dox them.

>>151777138
i want kyle to win but hamlel needs to win to tell asscar to fuck off with goy-offs forever

Memeoffs are dead anyway, they’re gonna announce changes after the season

t. Steve O’Donnell
t. Jordan Bianchi

>whines about clutch
>wins every restart and pit stop
100% Dennis' car is cheated up and this is part of their alibi/obfuscation

I haven't heard word one about Rattlesnake Hill and I'm getting pretty fucking upset.

>>151777194
they usually work well until they break all of the sudden

>>151777198
this image is so fucking based
i want to recreate it at a track

Was it just dumb luck for Briscoe making it this far?

>>151777198
Because that is Stone Cold Hill and the fags at NBC hates it, and that is the bottom line.

>>151777198
It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting

>>151777216
-> >>151774290

>>151777176
Grindas and Federal Hill are Rhode Island things. You'd be a rare bird to be a NASCAR fan from RI on 4chan. Shit looks good, all the same.

>>151777239
>tripfag
Opinion discarded

>>151777138
Denny winning is the funniest and most chaotic result. I don't even like him that much but watching ASSCAR hand the trophy to the guy suing them is worth it.

Imagine how funny it would be if Blaney finishes P1

Come on Blaney wreck him

>>151777215
Phoenix is THE track to do it, but I hear they are cunts about people going up there these days.

so in the hypothetical case that all 4 championship contending cars suddenly explode, what happens to the championship?

>>151777288
That's my hope, honestly.

>>151777250
Oh damn. I thought you were talking about the Federal Hill in Baltimore, where I live. This is all kinds of wrong. And yes, Baltimore has NASCAR fans. There are four of us.

>>151777334
One of them will show as being ahead of the others on timing and scoring. It would be pretty fun though.

>>151777381
so the latest to dnf would win because he raced more than the other 3? is that the idea here?

>>151777334
Depends on who explodes last. I assume.

>>151777358
Do you think Divine was a NASCAR fan

(Divine and John Waters are the only famous people I can think of from Baltimore)

So, what will be the reason #11 fails today (again)?

>>151777423
Should be whoever makes it furthest before stopping, or who reaches pit road first.

wow, screamer

>yet another tire failure
goodyearsissies...

>>151777458
I've got a gut feeling the clutch might do it.

>5pm
>it’s dark outside

The time change is the dumbest fucking shit

>the other dillon
goodyear brought their a-game today

>>151777499
5pm is literally when is getting dark here during this time of the year.

>>151777499
It should be reversed if anything. In Florida there's still some light at 9pm in summer.

Fucking garbage ass tires today

What's the extra visor for?

god they are sucking dennys cock so hard i hope this faggot wrecks.
get hocevar on him

>>151777547
I guess a darker visor when the sun gets low

>>151777584
They're inflating him so they can make him fall harder in court.

>>151777442
>Divine and John Waters are the only famous people I can think of from Baltimore
Mink Stile is also from Baltimore, but she(?) is pretty clearly in the same circle.
>Sometimes I Wish I Had a Gun - Mink Stole
https://youtu.be/GV_ZTjPeuJ8

Fuck Denny Hamlin. I’m sick of NBC glazing the fuck out of him and the nigger.

>>151777534
Have the updated version, fen.

i'ts over

>Hamlel with caution luck
He would have suffered a badyear if not for the dillons

>Lelson and Hamlel had insanely slow stops
Briscoe still alive

Danielle Trotta's post race socks

>>151777656
>tfw im in this image
should i feel proud?

>>151777672
its over for the 5

>Hamlin p11
>Larson p18

>>151777442
Ugh.. no. Anyway, Travis Pastrana is from the Annapolis area and he drove. That's the best I can do.

Fuckin Briscoe creeping back up

>>151777777
what's the get

>>151777722
Dennis can storm the restart and is insane on the short run.
I fear it's over for Larson unless he has an insane amount of luck.

larson

>>151777771
so over for the 5

Shit race

>Hamlel pit disaster
In other words, water is wet

>>151777705
I put you on there because you're a bro. Feel however you want about it.

so if you know the jack is failling you cant really use the 2nd unless you break that rule? did i get that right

ROSS!

>>151777856
This image makes me think of Daniel Radcliffe.

while all of that was going on, taco commentary decided it was the best time to show a fluff piece on swarez, couple of tidbits from what he said:
>spire is a more aggressive team in their way of working, trackhouse is more passive
>he didn't want to "settle" for xfinity
>he wanted a team "with the same hunger as him"
>spire is his best opportunity to grow
also commentary has been shitting on trackhouse all race for "not giving him enough attention", and are already shitting on bamf for last week

Here comes Rosstopher.

COME ON MELONMAN STEAL THE FUCKING SHOW

Goatstain is going to win today, I can feel it

MELONGODS GIVE CHASTAIN YOUR ENERGY

>Asstain takes out Byron and Briscoe
>dennis wins

ross got a call from chevy to back off and protect the 24

What the fuck is Ross Chastain's problem?

>>151777902
All the spanish speaking central and south american commenters are the biggest shittalkers and copetalkers in motorsports. Sometimes they bring some info of interest and value but usually it's just that kind of dick sucking shit.

fuck at least be a little more subtle about it

>>151777996
And failed as off now

Nascar playing favorites with Byron

>>151778006
Ross is on 1992 Dale Sr mode

which team is cheating the most here?

Goodyear execs fleeing the track

ANOTHER TYRE FAILURE

>>151777902
I really hope he cops a couple wins next season.

LELSON

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Larson with a badyear
fuck

>>151778079
The yoders as always

This is bullshit.

HOLY SHIT TWO FOR ONE
LMAOOOOO

IMPLICATIONS

FUCK

FUCKETY FUCKETY FUCKETY LET'S GO OUT!

some goodyear dude will have an (((accident))) today

Serves that fucking racist piece of shit right

Badyear is fucking gay

OH NO NO NO

Ross is letting hamlin pass because Trackhouse got a dodge contract for 2027 alongside kaulig

All these joo commercials are having the opposite effect on me

No caution? Hold on...

> champion decided by a tire lottery
> a real sport

>lelson & briscoe
We should have listened.

>BAMF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why can't this badyear bs happen with Hamlel?

>briscoe
>now bamf
a fucking russian roulette would have been a more fair way to determine the champ than thid bullshit

All on Byron now. Fuck those cheatin yoders
>caution

Goodyear pepe?

>BAMF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151778186
Hamlel has to win to kill the memeoffs

i hope jordan wins whatever is his claim

>tune in
>NASCAR still can't build wheels properly
>goodyear still can't build tires properly

>>151778186
Older drivers know how to preserve their tires and squeak extra life out of them.

Has every caution been because tires?

>>151778233
denny also had a puncture last stop, but happened during the yellow

>Byron vibration
Dennis championship confirmed

>>151778223
the drivers literally asked for tires to do this.

they cant "force" drivers pit for safety or something right?

>>151778246
the shane one was just overdriving the corner

Intentional tire failures to kill the playoffs

>>151778223
It feels like a surreal joke compared to F1

Is it time for Hoosier tires to come back?

>>151778274
F1 makes the tires bad on purpose

Absolute disaster of a weekend for THE FORMAT.
No way there's the championship final race existing next year.

>>151778105
No worries. He's still on track and he's great at restarts. We're still in this.

>>151778293
good. i hope for a 36 race playoff with 36 drivers personally.

>>151778261
They can black flag for unsafe vehicle conditions.

Larson saving his car from the barrier was really well executed from him. Could have been an end for him, if he hit the wall.

Larson and Briscoe chads...

>>151778290
>F1 makes the tires bad on purpose
Which is all one needs to know about the FIA gay clown shows.

Watching NASCAR is the most painful of any top tier motorsport why do I keep doing this to myself?

>>151778295
When I saw the smoke coming from his car I almost thought he did lost his motor, let's hope he gets better there.

>>151778284
It's enough to introduce a strict minimum tire pressure rule. Changing tires won't lead to anything.

>>151778293
>No way there's the championship final race existing next year.
We already knew that you fucking retard

>>151778339
goodyear literally made a shit ass tire because the drivers literally asked for it.

>>151778355
The wheel is also much shallower isn't it

>>151778214
Well, we mostly trade in Apus here, but I might be able to figure something out.

>>151778355
NuDrivers knows shit, confirmed

>>151778319
race per race nascar is great
but as a whole, as a championship is absolute dogshit, look at what happened to xfinity yesterday

Please, God. This would be so fucking funny.

Josh Berry will win this race.

they're all good on fuel to the end, it's all tires now

i have to think blaney will lowkey do what he can do aid hamlin

>one of Denny's best friends from high school
Umm...

>>151778312
>>151778327
Yeah, that looked extremely bad, but he handled it like a pro and he's fast as fuck. I think he'll be back in it before it's over.

They need to let the playoff people able to call out one caution on their own terms at least once.

>>151778284
Hey Tony, glad to see you’re doing so well in drag racing

a trackhouse car will win after overtime

>>151778391
Busch series has been more fun to watch (and more available since CW has it often while NASCAR is for cable normies) but that was the ultimate "why care?" kind of feel, knowing Zil's got enough checker flag stickers above his window to need another window but RNG on one race on a track that's got to be the most boring in the circuit (save today's tire meme) and Zil gets to sit on the asphalt waiting for post race inspection.

Imagine if Dennis gets the lead and on the final lap he runs out of gas.

Rolling for Dennis getting fucked by a badyear tire

>Booba down 87 laps
What even happened

>>151778506
Best case scenario is for Larson to win the championship from 20th place.

>>151778529
Fuel pump had to be replaced

>>151778529
DWB

I want Hamlin and Byron to wreck each other so bad

>>151778529
he's BLACK

67 laps to go..

Another badyear

>wake up
>see larson fucked
avenge me logchads and/or harmonchads, anyone but hamlin

>>151778551
would be pretty funny and then briscoe/larson win as P15 or whatever

Larson screaming on the radio about debris.

>>151778573
They do tell the teams the tires are designed around a certain air pressure

Chess will slow down and get between them.

What is Goodyear's endgame?

they're telling the 9 to slow down and let the 24 pass so that he can block hamlel

>>151778581
yeah it's tire rubber

Larson is the biggest bitch in the field

9 and 24 should swap places like in Fag 1

the next tire blow roll

This is retarded, why are these tires popping. How many are we at now? This is double digits. Is this worse than 94 brickyard?

All the Long John Silver's in my region closed down and turned into payday and title loan stores.

>>151778607
Keep supplying WEC GT3 cars?

>>151778625
This but Byron

>>151778573
Can't blame goodyear if the teams abuse the tyres and put in less pressure than those tyres are designed for.

>>151778636
grimi

>>151778634
>94 brickyard

You’re thinking of the 08 brickyard and this isn’t as bad, they were throwing cawshuns every 20 laps or something to change tires

>>151778636
You need to move, anon.

>>151778596
>>151778665
the do it to wash their hands, is not uncommon that their safety window is way outside the performance window of the tire,

>>151778636
Your property values are about to get very low, sell your house now for a big payday before the bubble bursts

>>151778636
Captain Deez isn't as good, but that's all we got in my towns

>>151778634
It's like Perellie in F1 and WEC a few years ago.

>>151778715
This happened like 15 years ago.

Byron is going to kill Elliot after this is over LOL

>>151778529
Crappy ass parts

Can Discount Tire really take care of that?

>Spindric
Get this loser out of cup series

>2 blows tire, crashes
>Discount Tire Company sponsor
Would be a better supplier than what these racers are running today.

>>151778529
Modern Toyota reliability.

If Byron wins this he will get Sabrina Carpenter.

>>151778755
I look like this.

>cindric

>>151778708
That's what the teams asked for and now badyear is to blame.

>another one
>cindric
if he didn't had bad luck he wouldn't have any luck

>>151778772
>Vogue
https://youtu.be/_15x91fazCk

>cindric
Similar to the crash Mayer had yesterday.

>>151778772
I prefer sydney sweeney.

fuck i was afk for 5 mins, what happaned, another tyre issue?

well, it's a brake failture

>>151778772
Why would you want a used up whore with no boobs?

This pitstop could decide the whole thing

Somebody create a new thread.

>>151778817
talent issue

>>151778781
>That's what the teams asked for and now badyear is to blame.
If the kid asks for ice cream for breakfast, the parent is responsible for saying "No."
And they are to blame because this is their brand name being peeled off of the wheels and thrown into the stands.

>>151778772
>>151778822
Is he Indian or something?

>last resort
based

>>151778847
Are you retarded or something?

>>151778781
it's similar to what happen in motogp, the bikes developed too fast but the manufacturer just didn't bother to catch up and imposed high air pressures instead of improving their product

>>151778772
Who?

>chess pit penalty
dennis front row...

Dear, Jesus Christ, Son of God, please save us from the damnation of a dennis hamkek Championship. Amen.

>>151778853
No matter the pit, choke or not, the problem is the penske cars.

>>151778897
amen brother

>>151778856
Yeah.

>>151778871
She tried to stop it....

>>151778880
>Penalty, 9: Game 7 Moment

Punished Elliot...

>>151778871
What the fuck is Pontiac?

>>151778839
Then minimum tyre pressure should be enforced, without any ifs. That would solve a lot of tyre issues, but produce less memes. Blaming the tyre maker, when running out of spec is classic.

Denny has to win, or the memeoffs continues.
Bad or not, this motherfucker is the last chance to get rid of it on top of the lawsuit, now that all judges are in his and jordan's favor.

24 and 11 wreck, 19 wins the championship

>beaten off pit road
heh

Denny should just put that basedboy in the fucking wall

>>151778944
How special would it be for Truex to win the championship here at his home track

>>151778871
I loved those cars back when.
Didn't love that some of the paint colors were prone to chipping. Especially Ernie's Kodak yellow.

Hamlel will find a way to lose. The universe demands it.

William, it's time to unleash your inner raceist.

Did Denny hit the nitrous?

dennys dad is on his deathbed OKAY???

>>151778941
The lawsuit won't take away the playoffs, undo the CoT, or bring Dale back.

hamlel choke incoming

Lawsuit mentioned

>>151778981
god I hope Denny's car explodes

>>151778934
The Shuttered Room by H.P. Lovecraft

They're desperately trying to turn dennis face.

>>151778936
Because these cars were sold as toys mostly, sponsors for alcohol, tobacco, and to an extent boobs (Alan's Hooters sponsorship for example) would lead to some of them being issued with blanks or substitute graphics like vehicle model/branding.

>>151778984
Find a time machine

Phoenix is a snorefest track.

Do it for her Byron

Jesus is with Briscoe

Byron is wishing for a caution right now

Not USAC triple crown winner and F1 champion JJ Yeley...

Yeley's final revenge on JGR

>>151779058
Muhammad (PBUH) is with D’enin Al Hamilli inshallah he shall achieve victory in the name of Islam

somebody fucking turn the 11. I don't care, just let anyone else win.

i was just about to say were around the window for another tire failure

>>151779058
Imaginary sky man should help with his hairline first

>Briscoe has no more tires
Punished...

PLEASE HAVE A FUCKED PITSTOP FOR DENNIS

scuffs for briscoe and larson

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

top four are the championship four lmao

denny is going to wreck larson

Two tire gamblers should be kino.