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Anonymous Australia No.151795245 [Report] >>151795353 >>151795368
/afl/
also known as /horse/
Anonymous Australia No.151795254 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.151795274 [Report]
can't cuck the buck
Anonymous Australia No.151795353 [Report]
>>151795245 (OP)
I bet on 8 different horses, can’t possibly lose
Anonymous Australia No.151795368 [Report]
>>151795245 (OP)
Shall not fall to greed today, horse racing is just randomised luck most of the time anyway
Anonymous Australia No.151795374 [Report]
this year I'm saying yup to the cup
Anonymous Australia No.151795442 [Report]
>horse called More Felons
kek, reckon smellbourne has enough already
Anonymous Australia No.151795546 [Report]
>November
>The JoJo Lands protag's stand power is November Rain
>His sidekick is a troon whose power is Smooth Operators
>Melbourne Cup is in November
>Onesmoothoperator is a horse competing this year
>JoJo is all about fate
Putting the house on this one
Anonymous Australia No.151795579 [Report]
I've put more than I can afford of Presage Nocturne.
If it doesn't win i wont be eating tonight
Anonymous Australia No.151795638 [Report]
The Flemington rose bushes are elite
Anonymous Australia No.151795684 [Report] >>151795694 >>151795787
>Clouds rolling over literally every major city in particular (the rest of the country is nice and sunny)
Who the FUCK scripted this
Anonymous Australia No.151795694 [Report]
>>151795684
good
Anonymous Australia No.151795712 [Report] >>151796500
Quick give me some numbers to take for the first 4. I need $200k quickly
Anonymous Australia No.151795743 [Report]
Is an horse a sport?
Anonymous Australia No.151795787 [Report]
>>151795684
My brother in Christ, the rest of the country is ‘literally’ desert
Anonymous United States No.151795803 [Report]
>horsies
im flying flying flying over you alfue
Anonymous Australia No.151796201 [Report]
Lots of ugly girls being showcased on the fashions on the field at the Melbourne Cup
Anonymous Australia No.151796213 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.151796432 [Report]
melbourne horse racing : soul
sydney horse racing : soulless
Anonymous Australia No.151796500 [Report]
>>151795712
1 3 4 9 11 14 15
Anonymous Australia No.151796547 [Report]
>tfw melb cup
Anonymous Argentina No.151796641 [Report]
For me, its Meisho Doto
Anonymous Australia No.151796898 [Report] >>151798019 >>151799898
Flatternthecurve for mine

(This is the name of a horse participating in this year's race)
Anonymous Australia No.151797137 [Report]
who remembers
Anonymous Australia No.151797201 [Report] >>151797413
Anonymous Australia No.151797294 [Report] >>151797495
>cheaper to fly to america than japan
holy grim
Anonymous Australia No.151797383 [Report] >>151797910 >>151798024 >>151798455 >>151802086 >>151802114
Any footymen in?
Anonymous Australia No.151797413 [Report] >>151797454
>>151797201
She should be racing with teeth like that
Anonymous Australia No.151797454 [Report]
>>151797413
Not looking at her teeth, mate
Anonymous Australia No.151797495 [Report]
>>151797294
Japan is fucking boring
Anonymous Australia No.151797502 [Report]
RC,
You were my perfect friend,
Right there until the end,
I'm forever missing you,
Until we meet again.
Anonymous Australia No.151797564 [Report]
rc is dead mate
Anonymous Australia No.151797575 [Report] >>151797690 >>151797700 >>151797947
Let's talk about the abuse these poor horses endure.
Anonymous Australia No.151797645 [Report]
the face that stops a nation
Anonymous Australia No.151797690 [Report] >>151797749
>>151797575
Where were you for the Golden Eagle last week? Or the Cox plate 2 weeks ago?
Anonymous Australia No.151797693 [Report]
australins r so gay stfu little white bitch boy
Anonymous Australia No.151797700 [Report]
>>151797575
Good, isn't it?
Anonymous Australia No.151797749 [Report]
>>151797690
Don't see any of these faggots during the autumn racing either
Anonymous Australia No.151797910 [Report]
>>151797383
>No window for Collingwood
They blew it. Daicos is done
Anonymous Australia No.151797947 [Report]
>>151797575
These horses live like kings. What about all the reject horses who live in a cold paddock all their life?
Anonymous Australia No.151797981 [Report]
>Yeah, ill have a flutter on the race mate
Anonymous Canada No.151798004 [Report] >>151798009
is this the thread for the melbourne cup?
Anonymous Australia No.151798005 [Report] >>151798049
is the cup already over i forgot it was on
Anonymous United States No.151798009 [Report]
>>151798004
No
Anonymous Australia No.151798019 [Report] >>151799898
>>151796898
Solid pick
Anonymous Australia No.151798024 [Report]
>>151797383
so many questions but my main one is why north and richmond just have tiny mini windows starting in 2029
also melbourne should be the same as iggs they're going to be dogshit
Anonymous Australia No.151798048 [Report]
About to walk to the TAB to get my exotics on
Goal: $1000 -> house deposit
Anonymous Australia No.151798049 [Report]
>>151798005
Yes mate, Brisbane won the cup this year
Anonymous Australia No.151798066 [Report]
Anyone else find it interesting that both male and female horses can compete equally in this?
Anonymous Australia No.151798072 [Report] >>151798087 >>151798090
those whining saw things gardeners use are the most annoying sound in the world my god
gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH
gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH
gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH
gggRRRIIIUUUUHHHHH
FUCK OFF
Anonymous Australia No.151798087 [Report]
>>151798072
you mean a whipper snipper mate?
Anonymous United States No.151798090 [Report]
>>151798072
It was time to wake up, sleepy head
Anonymous Australia No.151798093 [Report] >>151798115 >>151798155 >>151798157 >>151798190 >>151798230
Im not watching the horse race because why would I?
But i genuinely have nothing but hatred for the cunts that go to the horse races
All dressed up in their little outfits
They are cunts, all of them
Anonymous Australia No.151798115 [Report] >>151798229
>>151798093
it's just a bit of fun, don't be so bitter
Anonymous Australia No.151798140 [Report] >>151798183
For me, it's Smokin' Romans
Anonymous Australia No.151798155 [Report] >>151798229
>>151798093
you seem like a fun bloke to be around
Anonymous Australia No.151798157 [Report] >>151798229
>>151798093
Crisp isolated incel who hates people having fun
Anonymous Australia No.151798183 [Report]
>>151798140
For me its Raisin' Romans haha
(This post is a joke id never do something illegal)
Anonymous United States No.151798190 [Report]
>>151798093
Lighten up, buddy.
Anonymous Australia No.151798229 [Report]
>>151798115
>>151798155
>>151798157
Fuck off, they're cunts so fuck em
Anonymous Australia No.151798230 [Report]
>>151798093
get mad
Anonymous Canada No.151798271 [Report] >>151798311
>tv coverage isn't even australian
>it's the same dumb bitch that I see on hockey every god damned day
disapointing.
Anonymous Australia No.151798311 [Report] >>151798342
>>151798271
Please watch our sport (AFL)
Anonymous Canada No.151798342 [Report]
>>151798311
I watch it here and there, it airs at like 3 am though.
Anonymous Australia No.151798354 [Report] >>151800836
carn the horses
Anonymous Australia No.151798373 [Report] >>151798400 >>151798424
would you fuck a horse
Anonymous Australia No.151798400 [Report]
>>151798373
We have a guest, can you please behave?
Anonymous Australia No.151798424 [Report]
>>151798373
Kath maybe
Anonymous Australia No.151798455 [Report]
>>151797383
like fucking hell Carlton are going to be anywhere near Premiership contention this side of 2030

They're staring down the barrel of a full blown rebuild, and they're going to have to deal with the Devil's crippling the draft too.
Anonymous Australia No.151798480 [Report] >>151799098 >>151799220
>A recent national survey by Deloitte has finally settled the long-running debate over which sporting code reigns supreme in Australia — with the AFL emerging comfortably ahead of rugby league in overall fan numbers.
Anonymous Australia No.151798504 [Report] >>151798532
I've won 2/5 races so far
Anonymous Australia No.151798532 [Report] >>151798566
>>151798504
whats your tip for the big one?
Anonymous Australia No.151798558 [Report] >>151798605
Saw a horse being walked through the front gate of a pet food factory once lol
Anonymous Australia No.151798566 [Report]
>>151798532
6. Presage Nocturne
Anonymous Australia No.151798605 [Report]
>>151798558
hope he enjoyed his tour of the factory
Anonymous Canada No.151798750 [Report] >>151798788 >>151798853
they do plan to have some horses at this horse race ya?
Anonymous Australia No.151798788 [Report]
>>151798750
There'll be 24 of them in the next race mate
Anonymous Australia No.151798853 [Report]
>>151798750
The women's fashion is more important. Don't you know anything about horse racing?
Anonymous Australia No.151799098 [Report]
>>151798480
>tennis is more popular than nrl
well and truly grim for the knuckledragging baboons kek
Anonymous Australia No.151799175 [Report] >>151799227
I didn't get invited anywhere today
Anonymous Australia No.151799194 [Report]
>went into a TAB
>pretty busy with older people still doing printed out slips
I'm surprised physical TABs still exist given how the apps
Anonymous Australia No.151799220 [Report]
>>151798480
and?
Anonymous Australia No.151799225 [Report]
welcome to country?
did the abos have horses?
Anonymous Australia No.151799227 [Report]
>>151799175
I never get invited anywhere.
Anonymous Australia No.151799241 [Report] >>151799251
don't these people have jobs?
Anonymous Australia No.151799251 [Report] >>151799255
>>151799241
do you?
Anonymous Australia No.151799255 [Report] >>151799263
>>151799251
Yes mate.
Anonymous Australia No.151799263 [Report] >>151799279
>>151799255
what is your job?
Anonymous Australia No.151799279 [Report]
>>151799263
You're not supposed to give personal information to strangers on the internet mate
Anonymous Australia No.151799281 [Report]
Crisp token downy
Anonymous Australia No.151799337 [Report]
when is snoop dogg?
Anonymous Australia No.151799346 [Report]
Why’s there no good horses in this, buckaroo is the only one I know
Anonymous Australia No.151799362 [Report] >>151799380 >>151799397
I am the biggest, dumbest, fattest, baldest and gayest cunt in this thread
Anonymous Canada No.151799380 [Report]
>>151799362
dont be so sure
Anonymous Australia No.151799392 [Report] >>151799415 >>151799416 >>151799463 >>151799476
where can i watch it without needing to login
Anonymous Australia No.151799397 [Report]
>>151799362
You’re gay?
Anonymous Australia No.151799415 [Report]
>>151799392
Channel 9
Anonymous Australia No.151799416 [Report]
>>151799392
channel 7
Anonymous Australia No.151799459 [Report] >>151799468
Is today a public holiday?
Anonymous Australia No.151799463 [Report]
>>151799392
channel 10
Anonymous Australia No.151799468 [Report]
>>151799459
In Victoria.
Anonymous United States No.151799476 [Report]
>>151799392
Imparja, unna
Anonymous Australia No.151799498 [Report]
I have a box trifecta 2, 6, 14, 24
Anonymous Australia No.151799534 [Report] >>151799559
Couldn't give a fuck about whatever you gay cunts are posting about
Anonymous Australia No.151799536 [Report]
CANT FUCK THE BUCK
Anonymous United States No.151799559 [Report] >>151799598
>>151799534
You're so gay. You probably think this thread is about you.
Anonymous Australia No.151799581 [Report]
Why do the horses wear the red hats before the race? Looks satanic

Presage nocturne is looking elite
Anonymous Australia No.151799583 [Report]
the melbourne cuck
Anonymous Australia No.151799584 [Report] >>151799607
the yank trained horse will be funny to watch on a proper track
Anonymous Australia No.151799598 [Report]
>>151799559
I'm stealing that
Anonymous United States No.151799607 [Report] >>151799631
>>151799584
We got this
Anonymous Australia No.151799631 [Report] >>151799657
>>151799607
do you know what that green thing they run on is?
Anonymous Australia No.151799639 [Report] >>151799689
Give me one good reason to get out of bed
Anonymous Australia No.151799647 [Report]
BSAH
Anonymous United States No.151799657 [Report]
>>151799631
Astroturf?
Anonymous Australia No.151799675 [Report]
river of stars
Anonymous Australia No.151799676 [Report] >>151799694
wait wtf it's on channel 7 and 9??
Anonymous Australia No.151799686 [Report] >>151799694
The nation is literally about to stop
Anonymous Canada No.151799689 [Report] >>151799820
>>151799639
gonna have to use the toilet at some point
Anonymous Australia No.151799694 [Report]
>>151799676
9 have the Flemington carnival 7 have the rest

>>151799686
No, but Steven May
Anonymous Australia No.151799721 [Report] >>151799778
1 3 4 6 9 11 14 15 21
Boxed them all up in quinella, trifecta, first four
Anonymous Australia No.151799778 [Report]
>>151799721
Weak as piss mate. Take a fucking chance and box 4 horses, max
Anonymous Australia No.151799779 [Report]
I got 1000 dollars on each
River of stars
Absurde
Valiant king
Presage nocturne
Smoking roman
LETS GOOOOOOO.
Anonymous Australia No.151799820 [Report] >>151799873
>>151799689
I've taken two pisses today then went straight back. It's just so comfy, especially since it's rainy outside.
Anonymous Australia No.151799845 [Report]
C H O M P E R S
H
O
M
P
E
R
S
Anonymous Australia No.151799867 [Report]
The nation has stopped
Anonymous Australia No.151799873 [Report]
>>151799820
rainy outside
Comfy midweek public holiday is even more comfier. Well into decaf hours now, couple of bikkies and getting ready to watch the race. Hopefully I can find it online rather than have to get up and pop on the tele.
Anonymous Australia No.151799884 [Report]
theyre fucking walking kek
Anonymous Australia No.151799895 [Report]
we should treat the janitor like we do horses, shoot them in their stupid tranny head before or after w rape they're crusty brown shit filled boy pussy like the cumulus they are
Anonymous Australia No.151799898 [Report] >>151800229
>>151796898
>>151798019
NIGGA ITS COMING LAST
Anonymous Canada No.151799913 [Report]
just two more weeks. kek.
Anonymous Canada No.151799935 [Report]
frodo bros we placed
Anonymous Australia No.151799940 [Report]
fucking jamie
Anonymous Australia No.151799952 [Report] >>151800229
Just lit some money on fire, lads
Anonymous Australia No.151799961 [Report] >>151799973
say something nice about your melbourne cup winner
Anonymous Australia No.151799973 [Report]
>>151799961
our queen
Anonymous Canada No.151799982 [Report]
A FEMALE JOCKEY
Anonymous Australia No.151799987 [Report] >>151800015
Why does she sound out of breath? She wasn't the one running.
Anonymous Canada No.151800015 [Report]
>>151799987
just had the biggest orgasm in her life
Anonymous Australia No.151800031 [Report]
Not eating tonight. Great. Its over for me all because of a woman
Anonymous Australia No.151800035 [Report]
ben cucked
Anonymous Australia No.151800159 [Report] >>151800230 >>151800931
Get your losses back on surging bird race 9
Anonymous Australia No.151800210 [Report] >>151800231
Lmao, had to laugh at the camera desperately trying to crop the winning horse bleeding from its mouth when they were interviewing the jockey
Anonymous Australia No.151800229 [Report]
>>151799952
Literally me
>>151799898
Anonymous Australia No.151800230 [Report] >>151800931
>>151800159
Good idea this
Anonymous Australia No.151800231 [Report] >>151800239
>>151800210
they hit their mouths?
Anonymous Australia No.151800239 [Report]
>>151800231
Nah, the lungs bleed into the windpipe from exertion
Anonymous Australia No.151800303 [Report] >>151800314 >>151800345 >>151800347 >>151800587
>walked past a pub
>sign posted "fuck the Melbourne Cup"
>raffle instead. Money donated to horse charity
Anonymous Australia No.151800314 [Report]
>>151800303
Suburb?
Anonymous Australia No.151800345 [Report]
>>151800303
Meanwhile my local had a big do, the TAB area was packed
Anonymous Australia No.151800347 [Report] >>151800357
>>151800303
Absolutely based, gambling companies are parasites
Anonymous Australia No.151800357 [Report] >>151800364
>>151800347
My money, my choice
Anonymous Australia No.151800364 [Report] >>151800373
>>151800357
More like TAB's money lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151800373 [Report] >>151800389
>>151800364
I won a quinella, $1 into $63, ez clap
Anonymous Australia No.151800389 [Report] >>151800409
>>151800373
>>>/r/thathappened
Anonymous Australia No.151800394 [Report]
Put money on middle earth and goody two shoes but only to win

Fuck
Anonymous Australia No.151800409 [Report] >>151800562
>>151800389
Don't know why you're so upset man, having a little flutter on the cup is a good tradition. Only a muzzo would have a problem with a little bet.
Anonymous Australia No.151800436 [Report] >>151800479
Was the horse race good or nah?
Anonymous Australia No.151800479 [Report]
>>151800436
I had fun cheering on Middle Earth by going DEAAAAAAAAAATH DEAAAAAAATH
Anonymous Australia No.151800506 [Report]
do cucktoreans really have a public holiday for a 60 second horse race?
Anonymous Australia No.151800514 [Report]
twas alright
Anonymous Australia No.151800520 [Report]
>A DAY OFF!?
Anonymous Australia No.151800526 [Report]
Farken dying for a smoke
Anonymous Australia No.151800541 [Report]
*poofy cucktorean voice*

what are you really gambling with
Anonymous Australia No.151800562 [Report] >>151800574
>>151800409
Fuck your tradition and fuck you
Anonymous Australia No.151800574 [Report]
>>151800562
Settle down habib
Anonymous Australia No.151800587 [Report]
>>151800303
crisp sportsbet employee. horse racing is vile as are the genetic detritus that "follow" it.
Anonymous Australia No.151800602 [Report]
i wanna smash some cunts
Anonymous Australia No.151800645 [Report]
*hides*
Anonymous Australia No.151800674 [Report] >>151800682 >>151800929
Each and every one of you cunts can go and get absolutely fucked.
Anonymous Australia No.151800682 [Report]
>>151800674
Anonymous Australia No.151800753 [Report] >>151800772 >>151800817
I did get out of bed in the end. Overrated. Wish I could be one of those obese, 600 lb, bed-ridden pieces of shit that has an enabler that feeds them all day long.
Anonymous Australia No.151800772 [Report] >>151800792
>>151800753
Why don't you just do something healthy and productive instead?
Anonymous Australia No.151800792 [Report]
>>151800772
Don't feel like it.
Anonymous Australia No.151800817 [Report] >>151800898
>>151800753
>, 600 lb, b
>lb
Didn't realise we used pounds in Australia to measure weight
Anonymous Australia No.151800836 [Report]
>>151798354
Did they win?
Anonymous Australia No.151800898 [Report]
>>151800817
That figure sticks in my mind specifically because there's a show about obese blobs with that figure in the title.
Anonymous Australia No.151800929 [Report]
>>151800674
Based gambloor eating 2 minute noodles for the next fortnight
Anonymous Australia No.151800931 [Report] >>151801211
>>151800159
>>151800230
Terrible, TERRIBLE, idea this
Anonymous Australia No.151800949 [Report]
Off to make some beef rendang
Anonymous Australia No.151801002 [Report]
Cool!
Anonymous Australia No.151801211 [Report]
>>151800931
Yeah, it’s fucking over
Anonymous Australia No.151801353 [Report] >>151801392 >>151801421
off to the climbing gym lads
Anonymous Australia No.151801392 [Report]
>>151801353
shut up
Anonymous Australia No.151801395 [Report] >>151801409
forgot it was cup day
Anonymous France No.151801409 [Report] >>151801427
>>151801395
Anonymous Australia No.151801421 [Report]
>>151801353
is the jockey the same one who got busted doing blow awhile back?
Anonymous Australia No.151801427 [Report]
>>151801409
looking good mon cheri
Anonymous Australia No.151801436 [Report] >>151801440
oh look it's Jacques, Josh's french trans cousin. Bonsoir Jacques, how many maroc coqs have you le suqd today mon frere?
Anonymous France No.151801440 [Report] >>151801453
>>151801436
Anonymous Australia No.151801453 [Report] >>151801474
>>151801440
hmmm, the positioning of those legs imply 9'oclock...allowing for translation, I will assume 9 coqs

NINE COCKS JACQUES! WHY SO MANY?

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT

OR BECAUS3 YOU ARE FRENCH>?
Anonymous Australia No.151801459 [Report]
Someone stole my nick daicos brownlow mousepad :(
Anonymous France No.151801474 [Report]
>>151801453
Anonymous Australia No.151801479 [Report] >>151801495
i want french gf who refuses to communicate with me in english
Anonymous Australia No.151801493 [Report] >>151801529
Greed is a sin
Anonymous United States No.151801495 [Report]
>>151801479
Anonymous Australia No.151801529 [Report]
>>151801493
according to my bible, so is being an annoying poof dickhead so whats your excuse fatty cuntlips?
Anonymous Australia No.151801535 [Report] >>151801545
>Nick Daicos
Anonymous Australia No.151801545 [Report]
>>151801535
did you steal my mousepad?
Anonymous Australia No.151801555 [Report]
didn't even know it was on. too busy self-improoving.
Anonymous Australia No.151801584 [Report] >>151801635
indian excellence
Anonymous Australia No.151801635 [Report]
>>151801584
Oxymoron.
Anonymous Australia No.151801694 [Report]
don't know how youtubers can be so fat. if i was that fat i wouldn't leave the house let alone get in front of the camera.
Anonymous France No.151801708 [Report] >>151801723 >>151801733 >>151801748 >>151801751
Anonymous Australia No.151801723 [Report]
>>151801708
Anonymous Australia No.151801733 [Report] >>151801766
>>151801708
hope life is going good for them
Anonymous Australia No.151801748 [Report] >>151801766
>>151801708
I can never tell if this is high tier trolling or the way it was back then
Anonymous Australia No.151801751 [Report] >>151801766 >>151801795
>>151801708
looks like bloke who was designed to survive car crashes
Anonymous Australia No.151801758 [Report] >>151801766
wonder what happened to the FHM editorial team, probably writing infrastructure policy or some gay shit
Anonymous France No.151801766 [Report]
>>151801733
I dont
>>151801748
Its the latter
>>151801751
ahahahaha
>>151801758
or selling meth
Anonymous Australia No.151801767 [Report] >>151801775
Forgot to place my bets. guess I broke even today lads.
Anonymous France No.151801775 [Report] >>151801811 >>151802004
>>151801767
Anonymous Australia No.151801795 [Report]
>>151801751
fucking kek
Anonymous Australia No.151801802 [Report] >>151801820
imagine all the passed out girls at the races right now
Anonymous Australia No.151801811 [Report]
>>151801775
Yummo
Anonymous Australia No.151801815 [Report] >>151801821 >>151801839 >>151801840 >>151801846 >>151801994 >>151802006
what can I cook and eat for dinner literally every night that takes 40 minutes or less to cook and gets the job done and isn’t complex and could be kept to just one pot or pan?
Anonymous Australia No.151801820 [Report]
>>151801802
this but the treasure trove of discarded knickers
Anonymous Australia No.151801821 [Report] >>151801833
>>151801815
spag bol
Anonymous Australia No.151801831 [Report]
i could pick up a drunk bint from the flemington and carry her home holding her like a bowling ball
Anonymous Australia No.151801833 [Report]
>>151801821
that’s one pot for the spag and one for the bol
Anonymous Australia No.151801839 [Report]
>>151801815
Ive started doing a Pesto pasta thats super fucking easy.

Buy a pre cooked chook.
Shred some of the meat.
Boil some long pasta - i prefer linguine
Drain.
Back into the same pot
Chuck in some Pesto sauce, shredden chicken, some tomatos, parmesan cheese and olive oil. I like to cook then down til the tomatos are soft and can be punctured easy then plate it up.

Super quick and easy and plenty of left overs too. One pot.
Anonymous Australia No.151801840 [Report]
>>151801815
curry (can vary protein/veg/sauces) and those microwave rice servings
stir fry in a wok (use the flash frozen mixed veggies if you cbf doing fresh)
steak/pork/chicken/whatever and the bags of premade salads
Anonymous Australia No.151801846 [Report]
>>151801815
laksa paste
onion, garlic, ginger, lemon grass, chilli, chicken pieces
coconut milk
prawns
soften some rice noodles in water, add to your bowl
spoon soup on your noodles, add sprouts on top, enjoy your meal
Anonymous Australia No.151801847 [Report] >>151801849
Check out the Auckland City Football Club's FB page, a coomer took over and is posting Asian women in the FB stories
Anonymous France No.151801849 [Report] >>151801851
>>151801847
link?
Anonymous Australia No.151801851 [Report]
>>151801849
https://www.fb.com/thenavyblues
Anonymous Australia No.151801857 [Report] >>151801858 >>151801861 >>151801862 >>151801865 >>151801866 >>151801868 >>151801872 >>151802009
why did my mother never teach me how to cook anything even when I asked her too?
Anonymous Australia No.151801858 [Report]
>>151801857
why are you asking us? Ask her, champ
Anonymous Australia No.151801861 [Report]
>>151801857
she thought you were suave and handsome enough to attract a good woman to be your wife and take care of that for you
Anonymous Australia No.151801862 [Report]
>>151801857
why do you need to learn how to cook ice cream. are you a chink?
Anonymous Australia No.151801865 [Report]
>>151801857
Fucking THIS
Anonymous Australia No.151801866 [Report]
>>151801857
should have just watched and learnt instead of playing pokemon
Anonymous Australia No.151801868 [Report]
>>151801857
she knew you'd fuck it up like everything else in your life and blame her anyways.
Anonymous Australia No.151801872 [Report] >>151801875
>>151801857
My mother tried to teach me and wanted to show me but I always figured cooking would be my wife's job.

I didnt realise id be in my 30s without a wife.
Anonymous Australia No.151801875 [Report]
>>151801872
>I didnt realise id be in my 30s without a wife.
With that incel mindset, no wonder you are, champ
Anonymous Australia No.151801877 [Report] >>151801881
You know cooking is simple right? Why do you think women are capable of doing it?
Anonymous Australia No.151801880 [Report] >>151801889
I literally only eat peanut butter toast for breakfast and dinner with vitamins
Anonymous Australia No.151801881 [Report] >>151801887
>>151801877
>>>/r9k/
Anonymous Australia No.151801886 [Report]
My johnson will be copping the beating of a lifetime soon
Anonymous Australia No.151801887 [Report] >>151801888
>>151801881
simp
Anonymous Australia No.151801888 [Report] >>151801893
>>151801887
incel
Anonymous Australia No.151801889 [Report] >>151801890
>>151801880
finally some proper poverty
Anonymous Australia No.151801890 [Report]
>>151801889
I’m not even poor, just an autistic manchild
Anonymous Australia No.151801893 [Report] >>151801895
>>151801888
vaxxy
Anonymous Australia No.151801895 [Report] >>151801898 >>151801899 >>151802776
>>151801893
yes I am, and?
Anonymous Australia No.151801898 [Report] >>151801906
>>151801895
goy
Anonymous Australia No.151801899 [Report] >>151801906
>>151801895
lol, retard
Anonymous Australia No.151801902 [Report] >>151802018
I remember this being pretty good but have not had for years
Anonymous Australia No.151801905 [Report] >>151801911
I'm a fat fuck who struggles with portion control so always end up eating too much when I cook a big batch of something
Anonymous Australia No.151801906 [Report] >>151801918
>>151801898
>goy
>>>/pol/
>>151801899
Most people here took the vax,unlike (you) I'm not larping that I didn't
Anonymous Australia No.151801911 [Report]
>>151801905
Unironically get on ozempic
Anonymous Australia No.151801918 [Report] >>151801923 >>151801930
>>151801906
Most people in general are stupid like (You).
Anonymous Australia No.151801921 [Report]
my mate got jabbed when the govt said only vaxxies were allowed to go to bottleos
i was very disappointed in him. cunt didn't even look into the fake passes that were available on gab
Anonymous Australia No.151801923 [Report]
>>151801918
>I'm "stupid" for not following /pol/ memes
praise kek xd
Anonymous Australia No.151801930 [Report]
>>151801918
when the commentator says rare nick daicos error
Anonymous Australia No.151801938 [Report]
>split the g
Anonymous Australia No.151801945 [Report] >>151801959 >>151801962 >>151801963
god I genuinely hate my mother.
mum Australia No.151801959 [Report] >>151801963
>>151801945
feeling is mutual. I should've swallowd that load. just as useless as your shitbird father.
Anonymous Australia No.151801962 [Report]
>>151801945
crisp icecream for breakfast haver
Anonymous Australia No.151801963 [Report] >>151801974
>>151801945
>>151801959
reckon you two should go to bell st maccas and punch on
Anonymous Australia No.151801973 [Report]
why is it 18 year olds penis flops out on debut not 18 year olds pussy lips come out on debut
life isnt fair and im sick of it
mum Australia No.151801974 [Report]
>>151801963
hhahahahaha my fat shit of a son is too much of a pansy to even leave his room. it really smells too! HEY SHUT IN! YOUR ROOM SMELLS LIKE YOUR UNDIES! CLEAN THEM UP! AND STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
Anonymous Australia No.151801978 [Report]
whatever they guy wrote is very very noncey
Anonymous Australia No.151801985 [Report]
dosn
Anonymous Australia No.151801992 [Report]
I wonder what they showed the trump admin when they all got confirmed and shit. Must of been pretty gnarly.
Anonymous Australia No.151801994 [Report]
>>151801815
>chuck a sweet potato in the air fryer for 20 min on max
>in the mean time get a skinless chicken breast and hammer it flat
>dress with some olive oil, fresh rosemary and garlic, a squeeze of lemon and grate some zest, a bit of honey and maybe a splash of wine or chili flake, then salt and pepper the fuck out of it and rub all over
>when the sweet potato is soft, take it out or move it to the bottom (if your fryer has levels) and place the chicken at the top
>cook on max for ~5 min, flip, then another 2-3 min (depending on how flat you beat the breast out)
>pull the chicken out to rest for 5 min while you dress some salad greens in oil and lemon and chicken juices
>plate
ezpz
Anonymous Australia No.151802004 [Report]
>>151801775
Goddamn, that's a nice pusy.
Anonymous Australia No.151802006 [Report] >>151802023
>>151801815
reads like a prompt you could feed into any online AI.
>we AiFL nao
Anonymous Australia No.151802009 [Report]
>>151801857
I didn't learn to cook until I was in my 20s and living on my own. My mother had nothing to teach me and you don't need her. Cookbooks and youtube exist. If you can't teach yourself to cook now you're a no-hoper.
Anonymous Australia No.151802016 [Report] >>151802041
Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit. Both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
Anonymous Australia No.151802017 [Report]
course you nonces like the look of that one
Anonymous Australia No.151802018 [Report] >>151802057
>>151801902
can't understand why people use these packets.
>just add meat
yeah meat + wine/stock/tomato is literally the sauce. why the fuck would i need a packet? i saw one for pumpkin soup once that said "just add pumpkin". like that is literally all you need for pumpkin soup and maybe an onion or garlic and some stock. shit is insane.
Anonymous Australia No.151802023 [Report] >>151802027
>>151802006
wonder wht anon's going to be eating for dinner after this
Anonymous Australia No.151802026 [Report]
my mumberg once bought a packet to make carbonara. it tasted like SHIT and the following day i made a proper one in less time than it took her to make hers with the packet

why theyre even was a carbonara packet sauce for sale in colesworth i dont know
Anonymous Australia No.151802027 [Report]
>>151802023
Anonymous Australia No.151802028 [Report] >>151802038 >>151802051 >>151802052 >>151802058
https://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/1984205066018963503
Anonymous Australia No.151802034 [Report]
not watching that false flag shit
Anonymous Australia No.151802038 [Report]
>>151802028
Anonymous Australia No.151802041 [Report]
>>151802016
Amen.
Anonymous Australia No.151802047 [Report]
we have some of the best produce in the world yet 90% of the population don't know how to cook anything that didn't come out of a bottle or packet
Anonymous Australia No.151802051 [Report] >>151802064
>>151802028
kek zoomer historian sounds like an autist
Anonymous Australia No.151802052 [Report]
>>151802028
kek, don't ever get involved in this
Anonymous Australia No.151802057 [Report]
>>151802018
There's a massive racket in providing the barest of convenience to people. Look at the price difference between chicken and sliced chicken.
Whole chicken is $5.50 a kg. Double that if you just want the breasts. Double it again if you want those breasts sliced. You want that breast, roasted with lemon and herbs and then sliced? That $11 a kg is now $40 a kg.
Anonymous Australia No.151802058 [Report]
>>151802028
>35 minutes on a twatter video
oh i don't think so honey
Anonymous Australia No.151802064 [Report] >>151802069
>>151802051
he's actually made a lot of good content but he doesn't seem to have a working fed-o-meter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4W61ZKj4I4
^this is brutally blackpilling
Anonymous Australia No.151802068 [Report] >>151802079
stop poasting long videos i have to watch the cheap seats
Anonymous Australia No.151802069 [Report]
>>151802064
>content
Anonymous Australia No.151802074 [Report] >>151802075
Punch nazis in the fucking head.
Anonymous Australia No.151802075 [Report]
>>151802074
shalom
Anonymous Australia No.151802079 [Report]
>>151802068
all hail the true FTA slop enthusiast
Anonymous Australia No.151802082 [Report]
Breed Nazis with aflw players and make Nazi footy players
Anonymous Australia No.151802086 [Report]
>>151797383
Anonymous Australia No.151802088 [Report]
>if you object to indians invading the country you are a nazi
this psyop is to transparent
Anonymous Australia No.151802092 [Report]
>Punch nazis in the fucking head.
Anonymous Australia No.151802093 [Report] >>151802099
the coming iggs dynasty will be extremely painful for every non-igger
Anonymous Australia No.151802099 [Report]
>>151802093
Anonymous Australia No.151802102 [Report] >>151802111
Well I don't know why the sky is blue
And why the jumper on an igger well they're blue too
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know the iggers suck

And I don't know why the world ain't flat
And why the mood of the team is flat like that
I don't pay attention to all that stuff
But I do know the iggers suck
Anonymous Australia No.151802104 [Report]
crisp
Anonymous Australia No.151802110 [Report]
dynasties only happen in retrospect
Anonymous Australia No.151802111 [Report]
>>151802102
not crisp
Anonymous Australia No.151802113 [Report]
Hello, I'm anon. For a long time we've listened to these iggers pitch a fit, 'bout their hard schedule, and bad draft picks. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a igger for a day.

If I could be a igger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd barely turn up when we have to play
If I could be a igger for a day

Now if for one whole day, a igger I could be
The first thing I'd do is shank it when I kick the footy
And I'd put lazy fucking Tim Kelly on huge money
If I could be a igger for a day

Now I wouldn't wanna defend, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go go down by 50 points to Richmond and the crew
If I could be a igger for a day

If I could be a igger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd barely turn up when we have to play
If I could be a igger for a day
Anonymous Australia No.151802114 [Report]
>>151797383
>Norf's window not predicted to open until 2029. Grimmest of the grim.
Anonymous Australia No.151802125 [Report] >>151802135
norf has been chronically mismanaged, to say they will be anywhere near a premiership in the next two decades is utter woke nonsense
Anonymous Australia No.151802131 [Report] >>151802177
its proven coaches dont do shit right
clarko is a fraud
Anonymous Australia No.151802135 [Report]
>>151802125
Do you remember who they said 5 years ago will be in a premiership window today?
It's worthless unaccountable slop that will be considered prophetic if they're correct and simply forgotten by everyone when they're wrong (which is what happens 99% of the time)
Anonymous Australia No.151802136 [Report] >>151802179
It takes a whole club not just one person. Nobody is bigger than the club. People have forgotten this.
Anonymous Australia No.151802147 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfBsvFoqwhY
people seem to be catching on but are a little too late to the party
Anonymous Australia No.151802153 [Report]
miss her
Anonymous Australia No.151802177 [Report]
>>151802131
how many premierships do you have mate?
Anonymous Australia No.151802179 [Report] >>151802183 >>151802200
>>151802136
stewie was
Anonymous Australia No.151802183 [Report]
>>151802179
Anonymous Australia No.151802200 [Report]
>>151802179
niggas its cold. I should be wearing thongs. little pink thongs. thongs which ride up my freshly waxed arse crack. y'know summer thongs.
Anonymous Australia No.151802205 [Report] >>151802209 >>151802235
gonna get fucking RIPPED
Anonymous Australia No.151802209 [Report]
>>151802205
crisp matho
Anonymous Australia No.151802217 [Report] >>151802237
mumberg used to give me ice cream for brekkie
Anonymous Australia No.151802233 [Report]
hehe ahahahhahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous Australia No.151802235 [Report]
>>151802205
based willie
Anonymous Australia No.151802237 [Report]
>>151802217
sounds nice
Anonymous Australia No.151802272 [Report]
The world is a vampire.
Anonymous Australia No.151802282 [Report]
clarko was handed leadership of a large vic club around the time the afl decided to rig for prictorian teams after 6 years of no prictorians winning a gf, he is absolutely a fucking fraud and a fucking deadshit as well
Anonymous Australia No.151802303 [Report] >>151802306
Anonymous Australia No.151802306 [Report] >>151802311
>>151802303
what are they bombing?
Anonymous Australia No.151802311 [Report]
>>151802306
Their future. Absolute terrorists.
Anonymous Australia No.151802323 [Report] >>151802342 >>151802356 >>151802417
>Huge plate of beef chilli and rice
>Half a pack of biscuits
>Still hungry
How?
Anonymous Australia No.151802332 [Report] >>151802338 >>151802360
>red and black team bad
Anonymous Australia No.151802338 [Report]
>>151802332
When they actually become good they can dispel that narrative.
Anonymous Australia No.151802342 [Report] >>151802352
>>151802323
worms.

who says stuff like prictorians? I undestand melbourne hatred but the state of victoria? makes no sense at all.
Anonymous Australia No.151802352 [Report]
>>151802342
>worms.
I'd likely have an itchy bum or have noticed worms in my poo. Haven't experienced either.
Anonymous Australia No.151802356 [Report] >>151802367
>>151802323
carbs be like that
Anonymous Australia No.151802360 [Report]
>>151802332
this is an accurate quote where was it from?
Anonymous Australia No.151802367 [Report] >>151802405 >>151802417 >>151802422
>>151802356
>carbs
Would've been at least 250 grams of beef and maybe 150 grams of beans in that serving along with the rice. Plenty of protein, fat and fibre. Should be full as fuck.
Anonymous Australia No.151802376 [Report] >>151802386 >>151802387 >>151802390
Do you blokes fuck arse
Anonymous Australia No.151802386 [Report]
>>151802376
BLOKES ON BLOKES
Anonymous Australia No.151802387 [Report]
>>151802376
more of a rugby league past time that.
Anonymous Australia No.151802390 [Report] >>151802399
>>151802376
Yeah but I prefer to put it in her vagina.
Anonymous Australia No.151802399 [Report]
>>151802390
we discussed gender and gender roles darce babe. don't make me make you sleep in my bed tonight.
Anonymous Australia No.151802405 [Report]
>>151802367
biscuits mate
Anonymous Australia No.151802417 [Report]
>>151802323
>>151802367
still hungry?
thinkin you need more those beans
Anonymous Australia No.151802422 [Report]
>>151802367
It's like that sometimes
best thing you can do is get an app to track your macros and then you'll know whether you're eating the amount you should be
Anonymous Australia No.151802426 [Report] >>151802434 >>151802446 >>151802787
time for walkies
Anonymous Australia No.151802434 [Report]
>>151802426
based walkbro
Anonymous Australia No.151802439 [Report] >>151802811
>pro-white, anti-immigration sentiment growing everywhere
>better break out the retarded nazi larps to march around head to toe in black with lit torches
Anonymous Australia No.151802446 [Report]
>>151802426
based dogbro
Anonymous Australia No.151802447 [Report] >>151802483
are we really autosaged already
Anonymous Australia No.151802452 [Report]
Blues to Canberra
Bombers to Darwin
Roos to Bendigo
Add a Gippsland/East Victorian team
Anonymous Australia No.151802461 [Report] >>151802492
May we be forgotten by men but remembered by God, Christ return to us this night. Amen
Anonymous Australia No.151802462 [Report] >>151802787
I really just want to physically fuck somebody up
Anonymous Australia No.151802483 [Report]
>>151802447
Just seems silly frankly. It means there will be two threads in the catalog tomorrow morning.
Anonymous Australia No.151802492 [Report]
>>151802461
Amen.
Anonymous Australia No.151802533 [Report] >>151802590
they call you ssrianon
Anonymous Australia No.151802583 [Report]
Anonymous Turkey No.151802590 [Report] >>151802639 >>151802698 >>151802751
>>151802533
https://youtu.be/2b9BpunsVmo
Anonymous Australia No.151802611 [Report] >>151802787
iggs
Anonymous Australia No.151802639 [Report] >>151802698
>>151802590
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1R0hc5Q2I
Anonymous Australia No.151802698 [Report] >>151803029
>>151802590
>>151802639
this will blow your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRu7Pt42x6Y
Anonymous Australia No.151802712 [Report] >>151802731 >>151803029
morning turkbro
ngl ataturk is kind of the goat of world leaders, i forgive him killing us in gallipoli
Anonymous Australia No.151802725 [Report] >>151803029
Turk bro is actually Dönmeh.
Anonymous Australia No.151802731 [Report] >>151802769 >>151803029
>>151802712
he was a jew
Anonymous Australia No.151802750 [Report] >>151802766 >>151802771
Dönmeh kebab.
Anonymous Australia No.151802751 [Report] >>151803029
>>151802590
why don't we watch kinos together anymore
Anonymous Australia No.151802755 [Report]
Why do normie fucks always talk about how they ‘survived the pandemic’ and ‘recovering from the pandemic’
Anonymous Australia No.151802760 [Report] >>151802766
never heard anyone in real life ever say that mate
Anonymous Australia No.151802761 [Report] >>151803029
Like we used to doooo
Anonymous Australia No.151802766 [Report]
>>151802760
I’m talking about normies on tiktok ‘mate’

>>151802750
Thought that was monky kek
Anonymous Australia No.151802769 [Report] >>151802814
>>151802731
meds
Anonymous Australia No.151802771 [Report] >>151802798
>>151802750
What is the meat made of?
Anonymous Australia No.151802776 [Report]
>>151801895
Leper
Anonymous Australia No.151802782 [Report]
I wish I had a classical education so I wouldn't have to figure all this shit out myself.
Anonymous Australia No.151802787 [Report]
>>151802611
crisp

>>151802462
it's an interesting discussion

>>151802426
kino
Anonymous Australia No.151802798 [Report] >>151802820
>>151802771
Lamb, beef, mutton. Who knows? The image is used all over the place online and it usually just says "beef or lamb".
Anonymous Australia No.151802811 [Report]
>>151802439
based noticer
Anonymous Australia No.151802814 [Report] >>151802829 >>151802927
>>151802769
Anonymous Australia No.151802820 [Report] >>151802841
>>151802798
so white children?
Anonymous Australia No.151802829 [Report] >>151802832
>>151802814
Every time lol. Has their ever been a revolution where a king who claimed diving right to rule wasn't unseated by jews.
Anonymous Australia No.151802832 [Report]
>>151802829
>diving right
divine* right
Anonymous Australia No.151802841 [Report] >>151803126
>>151802820
Possibly but more like lamb or mutton.
Anonymous Australia No.151802881 [Report] >>151802891
dead thred
dead poomunity

>WE desperately need RC back!
Anonymous Australia No.151802891 [Report] >>151803010 >>151803018
>>151802881
>dead thread
It was purposely killed. Jannies should at least wait until 1am EDST.
Anonymous Australia No.151802927 [Report]
>>151802814
meds
Anonymous Australia No.151802980 [Report]
Women should live in a pokeball esque device when not needed
Anonymous Australia No.151803010 [Report] >>151803015
>>151802891
I'm going to revive it.
Anonymous Australia No.151803015 [Report]
>>151803010
How?
Anonymous Australia No.151803018 [Report]
>>151802891
eastern daylight standard time?
Anonymous Turkey No.151803029 [Report]
>>151802698
too bluesy mate. not big on blues fleetwood.
not a big fan of fleetwood anyway. I respect blues music for its influence + certain bluesy english dudes -not peter green- but it's just dire dogshit to me.
>>151802712
my ancestor.
everything he fought for went down the drain if it makes ya feel better. this is now a country for bunch of arabs, kurds and anatolids that want to stuff their mouths, drive passats and behead anyone with a working brain.
>>151802725
you got me.
>>151802731
plausible as it was the case in the democratization/liberalization of the rest of europe. at least you could say that the jews would have liked to see the ottomans gone at the time. he could be a satanist for all I care. it's not like I'm gonna defend buncha dumb sultans.
>>151802751
>>151802761
far out. we can some time.
Anonymous Turkey No.151803062 [Report]
garn out for drinks
https://youtu.be/b-eC0HFXdoo
Anonymous Australia No.151803097 [Report]
>ditches /afl/ for the sheilas
should bully him out of the thread again
Anonymous Australia No.151803126 [Report] >>151803147
>>151802841
>funny boyz
yeah serving hsgf doner is very funny
Anonymous Australia No.151803147 [Report]
>>151803126
It's honestly horrific.
Anonymous Australia No.151803168 [Report]
been starting to question the merits of mass immigration lately
Anonymous Australia No.151803182 [Report]
been starting to question merrett as captain of essendon lately
Anonymous Australia No.151803222 [Report] >>151803237
Name one merit of mass immigration that doesn't involve house prices, GDP or foreign food.
Anonymous Australia No.151803224 [Report]
We need to go back to a merit based society.
Anonymous Australia No.151803232 [Report]
I'd bring back the White Australia policy
Anonymous Australia No.151803237 [Report] >>151803368
>>151803222
how good's gout gout
Anonymous Australia No.151803368 [Report]
>>151803237
if one of his "opps" killed him with a big scary no-no, he'd be got got
Anonymous Australia No.151803477 [Report]
Just did a massive fremantle dockers 2026 finals campaign.
Anonymous Australia No.151803636 [Report]
Spent the last 2 hours trying to do a bulldogs final
Guess I'll try again tomorrow
Anonymous Australia No.151803684 [Report]
how does she find time to do the afl/aflw stuff AND be a cam model?
Anonymous Australia No.151808591 [Report]
Good morning alf
Anonymous Australia No.151809249 [Report]
morn