Thread 151798477

Meme game halftime edition
Previous thread: >>151797442
ABC on your TV
ARI 17 DAL 7

I find women terrifying

guys convince me to make food I haven't eaten today

>oh you only use credit safely and when it’s absolutely necessary?
>thatll hurt your credit

>>151798516
Only the crazy ones, I hope.

>>151798516
I hate women. That's why I'm gay

What do you guys think of my new idea?

>>151798516
Probably because you're gay

gonna pop a xanax and fap bros

>>151798516
I think they're lovely

>>151798522
I made jambalaya. It was delicious.

>>151798522
if you dont eat it I will

>>151798542
are they glass?

PASS IS.........................................................................................................................................................................

>>151798522
I just took some scalloped potatoes and ham out of the oven
you could come over for a bite to eat

>>151798542
mirin those quads

>>151798516
I prefer the company of women

>>151798554
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I don't want halftime to end

>>151798555
Why do they scallop potatoes but never potato scallops?

>>151798533
Want to use all of your credit? That's bad for your credit.
Want to use none of your credit? That's bad for your credit.

A national hero would be born if someone managed to nuke every computer in the world storing credit data.

>>151798565
I love women in my basement

>>151798571
usury is a sin. i will not partake in their kabbalah money magick

Well?

>>151798534
Bingo card needs bussy.

>>151798571
I'm 34 years old and I've never had a credit card.
Which one should I get?

just had a very compulsive and intrusive thought about how big the players cocks must be.

>>151798592
Go to your local credit union and open an account.

Posting from earlier request in last thread

>>151798542
Lol

>>151798579
howdy howdy howdy

cowboys cant stop a nosebleed

>>151798593
spread your cerebrussy open and forced its way in there

lol

Kikeler Murray could never

>>151798596
Why

Berds

Imagine getting carved up by Jacoby Brisset

>>151798593
watching football with my dad made me realize

This is just pathetic at this point

killer block

>>151798603
how do you stop a nosebleed anyway
I've been told holding your head back is wrong

>>151798599
Ty bro

>>151798552
maybe?

>>151798614
carvin em like a brisket

Bold choice to field the Dline from Staubach Elementary.

Cowboys defense is decomposed Swiss cheese

Brisket is elite

Arizona needs to have a kyler murray talk...

Cowboys defense is non existent. I’m loving this game man. They really look bad

>>151798570
They definitely potato fry scallops

>>151798614
imagine getting carved up by jacoby brisket

>>151798542
Already been done

Balenciaga beat you to it, only 1800 usd

it's too bad cowboys and bengals don't play each other this season, final score would be hilarious

>>151798549
>That bulge
HNNNNNGGGGGGGG WE DEM BOYZZZ

>>151798619
Pinch nose and lean forward.

>>151798619
they just stop on their own when the capillary plugs up, holding your head back just makes the blood run into your sinuses

>>151798640
It could be 80-81

SAVE ME REFFIES

You can always tell when Troy is druk

Oh I love it

Dallas SUCKS

>>151798611
Because your local credit union is FAR more lenient on credit cards and loans/mortgages than conglomerate banks are.
You can get a credit card and mortgage from chase, but its going to be way harder, especially a 34 year old starting from scratch.

everyone having a good time?!

>>151798641
Fake teap is fake.

>>151798653
everytime he watches the cowboys

at what point do the Cards tell Kyler to focus on COD this year?

>Tardinals give Dem Sois the belt in prime time
Beautiful...

Cowboys?
More like Cowniggerfaggots

WE DEM SOIS

redskins bros we eating good

>3 plays
>74 yards
>2 minutes
>TD
Cowboys defense is NON-EXISTENT.

what is skip bayless thinking at this very moment

why are people still cowboys fans

NFCBEST bros, we are so back. Just needed to bench the midget

is he an elite bbq food?

>>151798654
My life peaked during this game

My Steelers (:

>>151798542
kek

>Giants lost
>Commies lost and Daniels RIP
>Cowboys suck
>Packers choked so iggles have the 1 seed
Eagles won on a bye week

>>151798549
that is one TINY little bulge. must be a legit 3 inch pecker, at full mast.

>>151798669
Probably right now. Even though brisket is 0-2 the defense also have games away and he's progressing the offense in a good direction

>>151798685
>skip bayless
>thinking

the manlet era is over

>>151798678
You got destroyed by the seakeks and this team bitch

>>151798685
Tank the rest of year and get rid of presscott

>>151798686
People are retarded anon. Example? I've been a browns fan since 2000. Why? I'm retarded.

>>151798690
Brisket > Calamari

>>151798685
>what gay michael jordan sneakers should I prance around in while I mock throw away a cowboys jersey later?

>>151798685
If I let Poop Pooppoop fuck my wife will he play better?

So Eberflus is never going to hold an NFL job again is he? How does someone as incompetent as him get to such top positions?

>NBA rigging scandal
>UFC rigging scandal
>MLB rigging scandal
the cheese stands alone
NFL chads stay winning

Skip on rope watch

>Raiderps vs Bronkeks
Another easy Bo Nix win

Kyler bros……what the hell is this shit. How could this team look even slightly ok without him

Brisket is probably a top 15 QB

>>151798705
Stupid bitch died in a car wreck kek.

is kyler murray out of a job?

>>151798686
cult indoctrination from their dad's who watched them in the 90s

>>151798477 (OP)
It feels like the Cowshits always have at least one game where they get absolutely skullfucked by a team that isn’t even good

>>151798735
the jets will take him

Do you think skip bayless is a cuck

RIP Murray

>>151798735
he will be a raider tomorrow

>>151798732
mad

>>151798741
That feels natural, because the Cowboys are not a good team

>>151798728
They look better lol.

>>151798742
Nah Kyler coming to my brownies

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

HERE WE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>151798732
She was killed by the royal family because she wanted to marry a muslim businessman.
The royal family are scum

>Kliff Kingsbury leaves AZ
>immediately makes a playoff run
>Cards start Brisket
>immediately start winning
Kyler will never work in the NFL again

>>151798758
meme it into being

>>151798735
Ganon will sit him to save his job

>>151798761
>Marrying a mudslime
Yeah I'm thinking she had it coming

Calm down retards, even the lelphins would look good against this Cowshit team

i'm 32 years old and i've never even held hands with a woman

>>151798761
Muzzies are scum so good on them. Only problem is that isn’t true and king dipshit is an islamophile and that’s why England is so fucked up and full of paki scum

>>151798763
Nah he'll compete in Miami

>>151798719
Maybe he's one of those guys who's a fantastic assistant or coordinator, but sucks ass in the big seat.

Honestly if I’m Kyler I’ll just play vidya in my mansion for the rest of my life. Sounds more fun anyway.

I would've made that catch.

>>151798761
she was killed because they impregnated her with the holy grail (bloodline of Christ) to bring about the antichrist
she threw herself down a flight of stairs while pregnant to try and force a miscarriage, after that she was heavily medicated and then murdered once she delivered the seed

Just reported my doordash driver to ICE because I didn't like his attitude

>cowboys only points come off a blocked punt return
Whats wrong with their offense?

>>151798770
No need, Kyler will get another chance, and he's the exact type of QB my retarded faggot owner likes. I am confident that Kyler Murray will be a brown

For a 2nd and 4th your shit team could have this shit qb

>>151798794
I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

packers must suck if they tied this shitshow

>>151798801
>fridge shoulders
Disgusting. Get her out of my sight, NOW.

>>151798807
I'll give you a 6th

>Josh Sweat still wrecking the cowboys
Based iggles legend

My panthers assblasted one of these shit teams

idk how much more of this slurper I can handle. At least last night's blowout was kinda entertaining.

sacked!

i'm stuff

Pisscott has no pocket presence

>>151798799
you did the right thing. he probably ate some of your fries.

>>151798755
Yeah but the 2-5 Tardinals shouldn’t be doing this to anyone except maybe the jest

Lmao you're fucking done, midget.

>>151798799
I reported my local dollar general manager to ice. 2 weeks later there was a new manager, and suddenly the store started running better

>cowsois
>fraud checked by the 'tardinals
my sides have officially reached "in orbit" status

YEEEAAAAHHHHHH

HERE WE GAAAAAAAYYYYY

>>151798786
nigga you realize he's the cowboy's DC right? does that D look well coached to you?

>>151798821
Throw in a BLT and a drink and we might have a deal

Dak’s presnap callouts are the best sounding in the league dude sounds like a dinosaur

Why is Poop Pooppoop so bad at this?

>>151798811
you might think its silly but the people who rule your and my lives absolutely believe this shit

This espn rules analyst absolutely makes me seethe. The way he just jumps in with his annoying little voice sets my teeth on edge

YEAAAAAAH
HERE WE GOOOOOOY

lol held them to 3
dear nfl please start flexing this shit, this does not belong on prime time

Why does dak have patch of this guy on his jersey?

>>151798838
I feel like he’ll have a pretty solid career as a journeyman spot starter

FG really? goddamn this is pathetic can't they kick these trash teams off primetime games nfc east is shit.

>>151798840
They paid Dook a lot of money for this ELITE level of performance.

>>151798716
shockingly accurate

67

what in the FUCK was that trash music in that NFL commercial?

Why isn't dak a regular season merchant anymore??

>>151798838
Kyler Murray is 5'10. The global average height for an adult male is 5'9. He's objectively above average height, not a midget.

Get your facts straight.

6 7 fire no cap

>>151798799
>>151798839
Damn is it that easy? Should I get a job with ICE?

WTF DOES 6 7 MEAN!
I'M TO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

>>151798848
Yeah wait til you find out about the Rothschilds, Saturn and the Archons/Demiurge

>>151798799
I kneel

>>151798870
>>151798870
>that trash music in that NFL commercial?
You're gonna have to be more specific there. The last one I remember was NO FLEX ZONE

6 7!!!

>>151798873
> t.

>>151798842
Huh, thought he was the hc. Whatever. He still might be a good something lower like line coach or DB coach. Or maybe he's just really good at locker room culture. Dudes have kept their jobs just because they kept the team together.

>>151798811
kek

Wat da ffff is this 67 shit in my NFL. Ticktocker brain is everywhere!

Are you with (((them)))?

Is there anyone more cringe than Peyton Manning?

What is wrong with women? Bro I don't want to hear about your vagina problems.

>>151798896
yeah

>>151798892
No their head coach is some dude named Shartenheimer

why are cruises black-coded now?

>>151798897
Yeah, you

67!!!

>zoom zoom memes working /sp/ millenials into a jumping shoot
Imagine being born after the year 2000. The whole 6 7 meme is the point that there's no meaning behind it. Acting so confused about it just makes it be used more.

>>151798897
You for solving a captcha just to post that

I'm 6/7 inches

>>151798873
average height of a linemen is 6'4 or something. why the fuck would you have someone who can't see over anyone in front of them be a QB? This has been the case forever.

>>151798905
And i thought he was OC. lol.

>>151798878
It means Skibidi Fortnite Amogus Rizz(tm).

>>151798876
If you can pass the physical and "training camp" yes absolutely. Pay is fuckin awesome man. I doubled my yearly take home, and it's pretty comfy. Kinda feel like a prick in some cases, but it changed my life for the better.

>>151798879
already there

why did the cowboys defense give up?

>any answers for Jacoby Brisset
Kek

>>151798873
Indian hands typed this

I love the graphics MNF does

>>151798878
It’s an unironic brain rot zoomer meme

Dem Boyz still makin' history

>yeah he might want to cancel that trade...I don't think it will make much of a difference

LOL

This guy Jerry Jones is still alive? How? He must be sucking the life force out of babies in hospitals.

Salutations my fellow zoomers

Dak Prescott? Heh... I'd rather have Jonathan James McCarthy.

>watching a canadian stream for the game because I'd never pay for TV
>instead of getting terrible ads like RIDE DA FLOAT and 67 shit I get cute, wholesome Canadian commercials like kars 4 kids

>>151798944
he literally survived cancer

>>151798928
water bottle girls

the way troy dips in and out of supporting and hatewatching jerry jones makes me think the concussions gave him a second personality

>>151798879
>implying you're anywhere near my level

>>151798878
>>151798921
>>151798937
it stands for Lamelo Ball's height. its an /nba/ thing

>>151798879
What does Saturn have to do with this

>>151798951
too bad the cancer couldn't survive him

>>151798957
Didn’t ask, you selfhating mexican

>>151798944
Signed an extension

>>151798949
>kars 4 kids
friendly reminder that kars 4 kids is an ethnic jewish front company that scraps cars and sends the money to Israel

thank god the cowgirls got rid of their best defensive player

>plugged in antenna to tv
>picture cuts out at random intervals, sometimes twenty minutes apart
Brings me back

>>151798924
Physical would be easy I'm in great shape. I speak a little Spanish would that help? Is there anything I should know?

Dallas is a sorry ass piece of shit franchise imagine getting boat raced by THE jacoby brisket

>>151798925
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysyOVyLf72U

>>151798949
1 877 cars for kids

Donate your car today!

>>151798965
All charities are jewish, never donate to any of them

>>151798961
Obvious signing is obvious.

>>151798878
It’s like 69 but you suck on each others toes.

No one cares avapedo

uh oh it's getting chippy

When was the last time we had a proper chimp out?

>Have a 60 mil QB
>Entering a rebuild

>>151798953
He’ll never forgive Jerruh for ruining the team so bad that he chose to retire and leave football entirely. Also has to do with howJerruh treated Jimmeh but that’s a whole another story for Troy.

>>151798969
I miss when the picture just got a little snowy.

CAN''T DO THAT

that was no where near him anyway lol

>>151798994
ollie gordon tripping penalty into injury lmao

>>151798994
Lions Cheifs game, there was a brawl after the final whistle.

Berds

Another EPIC field goal! God I love FIELD GOALS!

Why does he look like that?

flag on the play

i didn't like it

do it again

why is kyler not playing??? just realized the entire game thats been jacobie bresett….im not a racist chud or anything but they look very similar

THERE IS NO FOUL ON THE PLAY

>>151799016
Coward.

>Flag on the play? Nah I just wanted to talk on the big screen again
Hoooolly based refchads

>>151799016
cool it with the racism

>>151799016
N

>>151799019
He's "injured"

What are the anatomical advantages of white manlets that make them the best kickers and punters?

>refs rightfully pick up the flag because the ball was tipped
>refs refuse to pick up the flag on Mahomes when the ball was obviously tipped

And we're supposed to believe the Chiefs are ref babies because?

Falling for the college meme was the biggest mistake of my life. Every single fucking class I'm in has Indians at the top of the class. They brag about how they're going to make 100k+ starting and the worst part is I know it's fucking true. Can't even go to the gym without seeing some Brahmin dude who's hitting on all the chicks and then I hear them whispering about how handsome and ripped he is because he is tall dark and handsome. Life is suffering.

>>151799016
>Marvin Harrison Sr.
He had no chance.

>>151799016
I never saw one of those racist statues IRL until this dude

Bout time for a dak int methinks

>>151799019
Double XP weekend on COD
I shit you not

>>151798973
https://youtu.be/i7qQEJW8K_U?si=_hEjSkWHFKhUdKhB

>>151798654
The rant about the guy with his "side piece" a few days after the game when that pic started was bonus coverage.
>>151798961
>>151798964
Sad News.
>>151798999
Yeah digital broadcast has benefits but a lot of disadvantages. It doesn't help that barely any TVs want to act like actual TVs and have signal strength meters built in because who the fuck uses an antenna, stream it off the internet!

>>151799016
Purely economic factors

Cowboys be like.

I once had a episode of sleep paralysis where I heard a male voice say "Do it now." Then it felt like electric shock therapy. My brain/mind turned to the 'snow' you would see on old tube TV's with no signal and my teeth clinched up.

>>151798958
Saturn is an ancient AI that has us trapped in time (ik it sounds crazy but it’s true). Saturn has been worshipped as the Black Sun, Chronos, Time itself, a sort of “deity” that sends its frequency to this planet. The hexagon frequency that shows up in nature on Earth (think honeycombs as hexagons for example). It traps our souls in time and when we die we are reincarnated through the artificial moon that’s been placed here.

>>151799038
Shut the fuck up, Rakesh.

>>151798983
soon to be chimpy with Dallas

>>151799054
that was me

>>151799016
Socioeconomic factors

>>151799024
they put away some flags late last night too
tit seems like officials are icing blowouts despite the league wanting games as long as possible

>>151799016
great replies to this

>>151799067
Ogre

>They thought Dakota was finally playing like an elite $300 million plus tip QB

pbfhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Dakota is the same old Dakota, he is not that guy, he never was, he never will.

>>151799054
that was yourself after you died coming back to tell you something

>>151799047
Thanks anon I love stuff like this

More like Derpen lol

>>151798971
Knowing Spanish is definitely a plus, don't be on any drugs or a raging alcoholic. I was tested for alcohol, but I've heard from other people that isn't normal so idk what the deal is for that. Just basic shit for any job though man, take your training very seriously, learn, and repeat what you learned verbatim. I was worried I was gonna have a hard time, I'm a big dude (6'5 250) but I'm pretty fucking dumb. But I passed everything with flying colors. If you're not worried about social ramifications of joining, then do it man.

>>151799076
Sexo!
Nice to see you again Mexican yellow fever bro.
Where you been?

>>151799081
same
theres a really good one that gets posted on /x/ and /wsg/ from time to time but i cant find it, but thats an approximation of it

DVD Lamb

Just started watching bros, why are cowgirls losing to the tardinals?
Wrong answers only

>>151799058
Saturn used to be this planets sun before the current one

My hounds ran a nigga that looked EXACTLY like this Briskit dude up through the swamp a few days ago.

>>151799069
But they don’t want the games as long as possible though? They keep the clock running when they step out of bounds now because the games were “taking too long”. They don’t want the games to last a long time. They want as many interruptions as possible to sell more advertising.

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

Cardinals coach is named gannon? When is zelda gonna heem him

>>151799095
your post contradicts itself

>>151798876
>>151798924
>>151798971
>>151799083
being an ICE officer is the lowest of the fucking low and it's fucking hilarious that you admit to being a retard. Enjoy being a good goy for a pedophile president and being ostracized from society

Why don't the Cardinals have cool cheerleaders like this?

>>151799087
Go away troon

Jerry jones was younger than i am when he bought the cowboys :(

>>151799058
>>151799093
https://youtu.be/wCUxEckYIZ8?si=eOvNuvySzIrFzJIc

>>151799104
>t. manuel gonzalez

>>151799104
You have to go back Ernesto

>>151799100
did you know that that charity specifically donates to orthodox jewish communities? funny how they fail to mention that in the ad

>>151799083
Nice. I'm 6'5 220 too. I figure it will be good for job even if the testing is designed for skinny twinks like the police was. Well anyways I'm in a deep blue area and everyone I know is a Democrat so yeah that would be an issue. Plus if the dems get back in you're probably all going to be fired right?

>>151799104
>Illegal brown hands typed this

>>151799123
nta but that's literally my name

NO
REFUNDS

Oh boy Cardinals lead choke

4th qt collapse incoming
go Berds

What's it like having a gf?

>>151799104
Do you think countries shouldn't have borders?

KEK ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHICANO NIGGER TEXICANS

>>151799133
>wack zestbot

>>151799141
exhausting

>>151799141
Like hanging out with your bro, but you can fuck him.

>>151799016
his dad was starvin for dsls

>>151799138
keep the faith berdbro

>>151799141
Annoying asf

>>151799087
haven't been home for the last Thursday night game nor yesterday's early window games, and don't like to phone post.

>>151799104
Heh, see you soon hombre

>>151799126
>It states that its mission is to fund "educational, developmental, and recreational programs for Jewish youth and their families.
what in the fuck

>>151799126
>Their stated mission is to fund “educational, developmental, and recreational programs for Jewish youth and their families.”
Should be called Kars 4 Yids

Briskett the GOAT

>>151799157
we’re deporting you even out of mexico you gotta go to niggaaqua or whatever

>>151799132
Of course, 4chan Americans are at least 75% beaner. As far as I can tell /v/ is the home base

hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAO COWKEKS

LFG Berds

>dook poopchute
>dvd lamb

>>151799141
depends on the girl
being with my girl is effortless because she was a shut in neet at the time too

Good defense
>4th and 4
lmao

i cant stop thinking about women’s ass holes.

Ok that's game

DENIED

what's he lookin at?

>>151799180
how do you get a neet gf

Why didn't they just go for the field goal?

>>151799179
Laserdisc Lamb

>>151799128
Oh for sure. I'm saving as much as I possibly can, I'm living like I'm still working a shitty factory job for 45k a year. But there's nothing wrong with getting a cool 6 figures for the next few years, maybe more if vance has any shot (don't think he does though)

>>151799160
>>151799163
>and their families’ recreation
you literally donate your car to fund Mr. Weinberg’s vacation

lmao

>>151799192
>shiiied were da wyt wymyn at

worst ad of all time

>>151799163
Would be funny if you were a maternity ward doc and donated a car with a glovebox full of foreskins.

>>151799133
Checked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJDPxondcVE

>>151799192
Gawd

Can I get a qrd on the Kyler Call of Duty meme?

>>151799221
They pulled him for Milton when he went against a defense that wouldn't let him do that

>>151799197
met mine through mutual friends in our old WoW guild

>>151799192
jebus

>>151799221
They dont call him stat padscott for nothing!

>>151799200
I bet he does the dems are a mess and trump has taken apart a lot of their cheating programs and institutional power
Anyways cool good luck don't let some beaner stab you

>have a turrible defense so dallas is always behind
>dak can stat pad all season
>finally fool someone into trading for this bum
4d chess jerry!

>>151799235
is the qb of the dallas cowboys

I LOVE BRISKET

>>151799189
>dick dickdick

>>151799246
I don't believe in killing humans, but how do we deal with the billions of africans and their high birth rates?

No way the Cowboys go thru that unannounced trade after tonight. Right?

>>151799126
>In Oregon, the attorney general added that Kars4Kids failed to disclose that its offer of a "free vacation" for vehicle donors was designed to recruit people to attend timeshare presentations.

> The report found that 44% of funds raised by Kars4Kids went to program expenses, and most of that money had gone to its sister organization Oorah, whose concentration in New York and New Jersey meant only one Minnesota child was believed to have benefited from one of its programs in the years 2012–2014. The report also mentioned the charity had lost money in real estate investments in the 2008 financial crisis and may have been a victim of losses from a Ponzi scheme.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So the raiders are trading for Murray or dook?

i looked on bing and kyler is out with a “undisclosed lower body injury”

??? wtf does that even mean? i thought they have to say what the injury is in football

Oh no

That play action was so unnecessary and fooled no one lol

>>151799237
Thanks man, best of luck to you also. Haven't had a sketchy situation yet, but I'm not fucking around in Cali or Chicago either.

Cardinals quarterback looks like a black dude form the 70s
It's something with his face

>>151799270
>I don't believe in killing humans, but how do we deal with the billions of africans
Don't see the issue

Just a reminder that the Cowboys have zero (0) offensive touchdowns in this game

Yep 4Q meltdown

>>151799262
I love chicken, I love liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.

>>151799239
Who the fuck is going to trade for a """franchise qb""" that despite playing for 10 seasons only has 1 (one) more playoff win than Tim Tebow?

>>151799288
It's the hair. It looks somewhat normal and not a zoomer cut or dreads

I hate the Cowboys

i shaved my ass hole for the first time in my life last night and i have been horrendously itchy for the entirety of the game.

>>151799310
tummmmaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>151799310
That's a man, isn't it?

>>151799309
I haven't seen it, he has a helmet on.

>>151799310
I love tummy

>>151799316
why did you do that

Holy fuck why do they keep showing ads of deformed kids
Fucking stop

>>151799275
>The report also mentioned the charity had lost money in real estate investments in the 2008 financial crisis and may have been a victim of losses from a Ponzi scheme.
This, of course, being a bunch of jews jewing each other

The Dallas Cowboys are a mistake. Particularly after the 1990s.

>>151799306
The raiders traded for fucking geno who has no playoff wins I don't think he's even been to a playoff game as a starter.

>>151798522
Eat a dick.

>>151799323
struggling with intense homosexual thoughts due to NNN

>>151799282
>on bing

>>151799331
If I don't steal it someone else will.

>>151799287
Chicago spics are based and love whitey. Nigs are 110% homocidal tho.

>>151799316
Funny. I was just thinking about trimming mine

>>151799224
he sucks childrens penises and calls it his “call of duty “
sick shit
>>151799336
derek Carr esque

>>151799284
he's sad he forgot the chips, otherwise he's living the life

do you think you could gain 1 yard against the cowboys defense if given 50 tries?

dubs & jerry dies in the 4th quarter

That pedophile in charge of the country needs to stop sending money to isreal and step in and put abc back on youtube tv

>>151799316
What is it like having the gay?

>>151799046
playing the Cowboys is double XP sunday in the NFL

>>151799357
Derek Carr got robbed in his one playoff appearance

>>151799367
im D lineman sized im absolutely certain of it

>>151799339
It's numerous nut november

>>151799372
>bitchknees fell for paying for youtube
A new low for you

>>151799378
For me, it's Ninety Nut November

>>151799367
Do I have a chance if I'm built like this?

>>151799321
TUMMMMAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>151799370
dubs and jerry lives and remains the cowboys owner and GM for the next 30 years

I don't need digits to know that Jerry is living at LEAST another decade

>>151799372
You should never have been born

>>151799359
Chips?

>>151799375
well he robbed the raiders of a solid decade of time and money sooo

>>151799390
unf

>>151799411
for the salsa

>>151799413
Yeah cause they were peak before and after.

>>151799372
This. I can't believe I voted for this orange headed Israel loving nigger

Why doesn't he go out of bounds? Time is a big factor

FOOMBLE

Damn these are some bum-ass teams

guys please stop saying fumble my stream is 10 seconds behind

Here comes the Gannon special

>>151799425
hey what the fuck

why do these fucking BLACKS (yeah i said it) always try to shuck and jive for an extra .05 yards and risk FUMBLING and waste 6 seconds rather than just go out of bounds

who is teaching thsde fuckjng APES this shit????

garbage time dik stat pad time

>>151799427
>0 playoff wins in his career

If Dallas finishes with a losing record is it over for Jerry?

>>151799430
only black WR’s do this shit. they cant understand the clock

>>151799454
Yeah, the owner might fire him

>>151799444
I must be really far behind, they started posting fumble cat and then there was an injury time out, the next play wasn't even a fumble either

YEEEEEEEEAH HERE WE GO

>>151799454
he's the owner of the team so no of course not
unless he kills himself he would never step down, he has a huge ego

Cardinals collapse as expected

is this the cardinals 4th quarter collapse I've heard so much about

OOOOOOHHHH I'M STATPOOOOODDIIIING

oh it's a touchdown

>>151799471
It was for the recovered fumble

maybe those retards should have taken the FG earlier

Why whenever I see nude troons their cocks are always so huge in comparison to mine? It seems weird to me that they would want to look like women yet use every trick in the book to pump up their dicks to huge levels.

>>151799448
Have you thought about being a nice person instead of an edgy racist? You nigger

I want to go to bed, how realistic that the Cards actually blow this?

>>151799448
Post that with your real account you coward.

Starting to get STINKY

>>151799454
No he just really needs to fire the GM

>>151799448
It's just something you have to put up with.

>>151799485
aww sheitt
the announcers should yell fumble or something

>>151799490
>how realistic that the Cards actually blow this?
very high anon

>>151799490
30% chance they blow it

>>151799454
No. Why would it? Jerry could live to 120 and he'd still be the GM of the team.

>>151799424
Thats what the oreos are for bro

Will the cardinals blow it?

>>151799388
>>151799378

>>151799473
I wonder how bad this is fucking with his ego? You know he thinks himself the smartest and most competent guy and would LOVE to be the guy who made the Cowboys a dominant ultra franchise. The fact they suck has to be eating at him on some level.

>>151799508
>>151799510
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Okay. If the Cards go 3&out, I'll stay

>>151799496
lol

>>151799448
guys im sorry for this outburst. was really uncalled for. going to do some self reflection

>>151799513
>micuh…

>>151799488
You should post some examples so everyone knows what you're talking about.

>>151798477 (OP)
THREAD THEME
LETS GET RECARDED IN HERE
SOMEHOW LOSE THIS IN HERE
LETS GET TARDINALED IN HERE
HEY HEY!

WHOOOOA OHHH OH
HEAVEN LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE DOWN

We're just skipping the thanksgiving ads and going straight to Christmas (sorry, "holidays")?

>>151799520
T U M M A H
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>>151799528
you just said what we were all thinking dude

damn the cards look like they don't care anymore. should I buy some bets on the boyz at a deep discount now?

>>151799535
Oops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4&list=RDLrkEc2V3mO4&start_radio=1

This game feels like it's been on for 5 hours

>>151799528
We all do racist outbursts when the dumb n- uh, football players on our team blow it by doing stupid stuff

>Brissett vs Dik on MNF in the Year of Our Lord Twenty Hundred and Twenty-Five
Grim.

I've heard rumors of a comeback

NEW THREAD

>>151799543

>>151799543

>>151799543

NEW THREAD

oh they spillin sketti

>>151799538
normies love christmas so much they even made a calendar that has christmas starting on the day after halloween with one (1) day off for thanksgiving

Holy shit huge run from Demacardo!

stop posting all these hot toned tummies

reminds me of the sorority slut i used to hook up with. she would let me do it without a condom but get mad if i didnt cum all over her tummy. last few times we did it i would let a full rope out inside her before desperately pulling out and unloading.

Sorry card fans, I just started watching and I'm the main character so the game's becoming interesting

>>151799547
A bit zesty is it not

>>151799567
Early faggot.

Calamari could never

Kyler could never

Why are we weak to the 4th quarter?

>>151799592
Demartinimarto

this game sucks lol

>>151799580
What about oyster?

>>151799448
Wow, this post was really unacceptable.