Thread 151810171

Tommyboy's a bitch.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvSrpxGd3I

how this nigga lose to dern lol

pee pee poo poo nigga joe pyfer nigga josh emmett

Raja Jackson

>>151810231
whatever happened there?

>>151810231
Fixed fight, didn’t happen

Just got back from Target and I had to immediately heem my meng from all the pawg milfs I saw

Reminder:
Khabib's Fazza copied GSPs takedown technique and taught it to all the Brazzas
There would be no Dagistani dominance without GSP

gsp breastfed khabib with his penis in 2018 to give him enough nutrients to beat conor

>>151810330
other brazzas can't shoot double legs like KhaGOAT thoughbeit

got worked today in both bjj and wrestling. . I'll never be good enough

>>151810171 (OP)
Jondaddy sighted in the OP!
All Tomalasissies reported for your humiliation ritual!

>>151810330
THE Gay Sex Performer? He taught brazzas his forbidden bathtub wrestling techniques too.

>>151810350
Khabib’s actual shot wasn’t that great, it was more his relentlessness and ability to keep people down once he got them there. Khamzat has a much nicer looking double than Khabib

>>151810258
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??

Augh! Shit!

Forced aura

>>151810378
Fucking kek

>>151810405
simulated ddp

>>151810360
MMA Joey said they were barely even touching in the bathtub and that there was room for at least 2 or 3 more people

>>151810405
wrong picture

>>151810430
dunno about that one lol

>>151810440
THAT EYE BUSSY IS LEAKIN

>>151810472
Bad year for piggies….bad BAD year

>>151810405
simulated by kadyrovs son

Heeminder
https://youtu.be/0mp7e31pYoQ?si=2R97e08cRzMr85h0

>>151810542
DDP was always shit so it’s hardly impressive

Du Piggy is still queefing out O-Block Daddy loads I'm afraid...

>>151810557
Who are you speaking to?

>>151810557
Imagine your father reading your posts.

>>151810567
he's speaking in first person

>>151810556
Heem informed me he was one win away from being the MW GOAT

FEDERAL FUCKING PRISON

Piggies...

Our great Oink Hope has pledged his allegiance to Pakidaddies...

what is mma joey?

YNR khamzat to make quick turnaround to defend title in october

>>151810579
I didn't say anything about choking on BBC dick daddy loads thougheversobeit...

>>151810584
Maybe. But MMA has hardly been around that long so it isn’t that impressive

oh yeah Quinton salkild heemed India AND pakistan

>>151810593
You seemed to have got the wrong message here.

>>151810596
The Terrorist of Tomalajeets...

>>151810603
hey erin

>>151810616
You’re a 30+ year old posting MMA Joey

>>151810616
yes but what is he

>>151810596
the poor discount version of guru for pussy ass muslims

>>151810600
We mighta seen de pigger die in the octagon if he did

>>151810630
is he muslim?

>>151810613
Salkilld pledged his bacon bussy for bacha bazi I'm afraid...

That pussy Tom Aspinall was out of answers half way through the first round

Rigged fights scandal, you say?

>>151810624
MMA Daddy owns gurupiggies...

CHILLS

>>151810642
realistically it wouldve been hernandez and he would have khamzat falling off the stool after round 2

>>151810664
Mexcrements can’t fight like Indians sadly
They need to revert to become real sexy daddies

I've noticed people saying Herzog went from the best ref in the UFC to making major fuckups in the past year or so. Would you guys agree with that? I remember always liking The Zog and he was /heem/'s approved ref for quite a while.

KEK!

Chomos actually picked De Raped Bitch as the sacrificial piggy for Zatdaddy's porkin'.

We are coming for our belt

>>151810699
Evloev's gonna be a beast of a champ in GFL

>>151810699
Sexy Movdaddy...

>>151810662
good, Volk vs Evloev was the right call

if it's not from dana it's not news

First we take Bussynovski’s belt

Then we take his daughters

>>151810680
What would some of those fuckups be? Serious question; I take him for one of the most competent refs out there.

>>151810643
uhhh idk I don't watch that shit

Islam got a Philly fade. It's over for JDM

>>151810330
Is GSP that small or is Khabib just a gigantic LW

Johnny Walker AI voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9c-OeO6-fY

Rizin was better than the UFC this weekend

that's a warrior. that's a REAL warrior.

>>151810762
Couple examples I've been hearing thrown around are
>Cejudo vs. Song (when he made Cejudo continue to fight so it would go to the score cards instead of becoming an NC/DQ)
>Weili vs. Xionan (when she went out from a choke at the end of the round and he made her continue fighting)
>Lewis vs. Teixeira (felt to be an extremely early stoppage, though there was the issue of a fence grab on the part of Teixeira).

>ANNNNNNNNNNND NEW
>SALSA BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY WALDOOOOOO DE ACOOOOOOOOOSTAAAAAAAAA

>>151810832
That's not my problem

>>151810807
Both

>>151810680
/heem/ stamp of approval and the general publics stamp of approval might differ

>>151810838
Also the Nguyen/Yahya 7 knockdown fight and several Sleem fights in which he let obviously heemed Sleemers continue. People also mentioned Imavov/Cannonier but that call seemed ok.

>>151810838
they're just trying to make Lewis ko record bigger, tallison being ranked is extra funny.

lol at all the baby weight division ratting Dana and the UFC weight, moral of the story never trust people under 5'10 they are sooo bitter theyre willing to take it out on anyone

>>151810889
Forgot he reffed Imavov/Cannonier. I thought that was an atrocious stoppage personally. Especially since Cannonier got rocked in subsequent fights and survived/came back to win. I don't think I watched Nguyen/Yahya but that's one that's been thrown around a lot too, yeah. Very sus stuff considering prior to that I recall him being a pretty consistent/solid ref.

#he goes quiet everytime #it gets posted

https://streamable.com/km7svb
listen close to what zog says at the end to song's corner

You know what? I personally don’t care about whatever’s been going on. I’m gonna put my feet up this weekend, crack open a Bud Light, and watch UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs Brown live on ESPN+ and put down a parlay on Stake, code: heem for $25 Stake Cash

Kind of based that The Zog is calling his accusers trannies on Twitter tho

>>151806111
Doesn't really make any sense. Talbott is a 'dude weed bro like go with the flow fighter' who has decent power and reflexes for the division and Cory is the higher iq fighter that can't rely on power. So they should be switched, but Cory is better than Talbot right now, so the whole graph is meaningless.

>>151810987
Was the original eyepoke NC-able? He was deliberately framing it as either DQ or decision

>>151810987
Song was the favorite. I took it as zog personally thinking Henry was a bitch and he wanted to make sure he lost for quitting.

/blanchfield/ formerly /heem/

https://x.com/champrds/status/1985859996102640049?s=46&t=pBWXXXNnMe6ZgphjXFkCKg

>Literally the first thing we did was call the FBI. I've met with the FBI twice today.
Dana White”y Bulger”

>>151810656
just get up bro

>>151811098
>t.

>>151811171
>denying hundreds of fights were fixed

mmhmm

>>151811171
didn't Dana have to leave Boston because he was getting squeezed by Bulger?

Fuck You Khabib

>>151811104
It was more complex because Henry continued to fight after the foul until the round ended and he quit on the stool.
If the fight makes it past the halfway point (After the 3rd round begins of a 3 round fight, like Borralho vs Omargadzhiev, or into the 4th round of a 5 rounder) then they will tally up the score if the fighter can't continue and it was unintentional.
So it was a grey area because Henry didnt quit at the foul he did 3 rounds and stopped at the stool.
>>151811143
Thats what I think but more because of the grey area it was in.

>>151811171
see you in valhalla mistaar white

>>151811221
People are making out that Herzog was trying to cash decision/over 4 rounds bets and tbf I’ve never seen another ref restart a fight just to stop it. Might as well just let Henry lose on the stool since it’s the same outcome

>>151811171
holy shit he went through with it even after the ufc asked him whats up with the betting lines shifting

>>151811245
High caste CHAD. Can get any white girl he wants.

i really wonder now how many times my picks have been heemed by CORRUPTION

>>151811221
>>151810987
similar thing happened with this one. ref waved it off as a TKO and then realised in the replay it was a double eye poke (lmao) but they (((somehow))) ruled it as accidental. however because more than half of the rounds had completed they are able to go to the scorecards rather than ruling it a NC. Gary Copeland was the ref for this one. this was one of the most crooked fights ever broadcast and weidman was gloating about it on socials afterwards saying silva shouldn't have dropped to the floor over a foul if he wanted to keep fighting, was extremely funny

aspinall was never good

Gurupiggies are on the verge of suicide I fear

>>151810828
Lmao

What if Islam Makachev fought Super Mario?

pull the plug this thread is dead

Talbott looks like the mexican twink from The Shield

>>151811268
Yeah that why this idea to me seems retarded, not Herzog's other fights, just the Cejudo one I can't buy.
The payouts would be absolute dogshit on that fight going to a decision. Henry has never been finished and Song Yadong has also never been finished besides the doctor stoppage, and that would be factored into the prop bet odds. Plus the fight had close odds with Yadong being the favorite. So the combination prop bet that Song wins via going the distance or by itself the fight simply going the distance would have been dogshit.

Why do we allow khamzat the "I kill everybody I'm.a beast" aura when his entire fighting style is fag wrestling?

This would be like letting Mike Perry create an aura of him being a technical genius like Dominic Cruz

https://youtu.be/dWJql7YR9b8
its up

>>151811896
Mario would beat the shit out of him

Yeah Trump the egotistical mong who's entire personality is around ego and people sucking his dick is going to let Kash the head of the FBI and his little sock puppet charge Dana white and the UFC despite Dana and the UFC sucking his dick for years

you only need 1 eye to be able to see, 1 mouth to be able to speak, 1 ear to be able to smell. so long as a fighter has 1 of all their parts, they have all senses, and thus no disadvantage in a fight.

>>151812018
You think Trump is in charge?

Ciryl Gane is the luckiest man in sport

Their is a slow motion zoomed in video of Gane poking his opponent in the eyes then pushing his fingers deeper into his opponents eyes after the poke and somehow his opponent is the bad guy lmao

King Shit

I smell by ear
with my nose I hear

>>151812052
Over that little pussy Kash who is Tumps bitch? Absolutely

Trump doesn't let anyone get elected into a position unless they are one of his personal cum rags

If you quit from a foul when the doctor says you can continue it should ve counted as a TKO loss.

what a month of fights

>>151812103
Great concept

If I'm a fighter I'm soccer kicking every opponent as hard as I can in the balls, there is no way they can prove long lasting ball damage and their ability to reproduce in that moment through a doctor

>>151812111
it turns out fat hernandez would have probably ragdolled and subbed detwitter in about 45 seconds. man that would have been cool to see.

The Lion does not concern himself with the pans he left soaking in his sink since last night.

>>151812136
This strategy wouldn't work on people without balls, like Tomala thoughbeit.

Lads is it just me or is the UFC completely dead? I can't think of three stars

Pierera? I guess he's kind of a star but he can't speak English so not really marketable.

Besides him I can't think of anyone else unless Jones comes back, maybe O'Malley with the right wins and marketing?

Besides that everyone is irrelevant, the sport died with McGregor

Justin Ganethje

fat beats muscle

The Lion does not concern himself with how bad smoking the resin from his hashpipe tastes.

noche

The Lion is not concerned about himself

The lion sleeps tonight *weems yuo*

The lion thinks, therefore he is.

Jones is the GOAT

Feed him Pierera or Stipe and let him retire already

>>151812322
Absolutely sub-zero probability this poster is spammy based on how funny and true it is, sadly.

That lion's name? Slamdaddy.

>>151810360
what a shameful image

lions don't even have brains

>>151812338
First of all I've always been a fan of Islam Makhachev my nigger. And that's "On Crypt" periodt.

Does Tom have down syndrome?

Why would he take the fight against Game unless he was positive he could blast him out in a minute because anything else solidifies Jones in the history books as better than him since Jones won't fight him

FACT: there was no swelling of Tomala's eye

FACT: there was no redness of Tomala's eye

FACT: Tomala hid her eye and refused to show it to DC

FACT: The doctors confirmed there was no damage to his eye

From these facts we can ascertain that Tomala did in fact quit and is a little bitch.

I been telling y'all like there's no tomorrow how Islam is just gonna shoot somehow aquire dominant position and probably submit JDM round 1.

>>151812376
I need you to stop

>>151812346
just like slamdaddy

Belahawl "Remember My Name" Hill

I have not jerked off since October and have gone to the gym, including cardio, for four days in a row.

I now have the conditioning and sexual aggression to heem ANYONE in this thread, and their moms.

who is the dark horse of your favorite division?

oooohhh

>>151812461
Angela Hill

>>151812486
Paddy the Tranny will beat Slamdaddy's head alright.

>>151812461
Bantamweight doesn't even have a dark horse anymore but rather simply another, hypothetically diminished, version of Merab Dvalishvili. Levels, and also Chills.

Oh it gon be a bad BAD year for piggies...

Why is Dana so angry? Didn't they ask first

I might slide up on your block, with intelligence.

apparently its volk vs lopez

>>151812196
it's been dead, the gambling thing is just the middle of the coffin nailing

Pro Tip: It's spelled exactly how it's pronounced.

ayo I heard there's some dogs itt

Joanna Jerdjezck

the streets are saying volkanovski vs emmett

what happened to lerone?

>>151812591
On god?

UFC legend Alexander "the Great" Volkanovski

>>151812598
Planting the Black Flag of Islam in Southport.

>>151812598
Title shot.

>>151812598
who the fuck is lerone?

ciryl gane has been elected

OINK FOR YA JONDADDY PIGLET!

>>151812674
Excellent post.

>>151812527
bad look for the company. he also confirmed there's isn't a massive investigation with hundreds of fights

>>151812674
GALACTIC THROAT IS TAKING HIM TO DEEP WATERS

>>151812674
>>151812687
>>151812692

bit desperate Erin

>>151812615
ariel said it sounds like they are doing volk vs lopez

>>151812741
dumb

>>151812674
don't post stuff like this

>>151812738
Erdaddy's BBC got ya boiminge moist again, huh?

>evloev
>murphy
>sterling
>zalal
>garcia
volk is 61 years old, there's no time for a diego trilogy

yeah thats a filtered post ya bitch

>>151812817
We don't sign our posts here.

Garcia zeems all those cans to be honest, the first real Mexican champion since Cain

Poor poor Tomala

>>151812527
>shut up you fuckin goofs you're gonna get my guys in trouble

the paramount era will raise the ufc to a new peak

good luck proving Dulgarian threw. ufc is a subjective artform and sometimes losing is part of a bigger picture of triumph

Cuomo bros...

>>151812974
take the updoot and get out.

petrino

Kayla Harrison

federal fucking prison

you hate to see it

How many years until we get an Indian male UFC champ?

>>151813351
We'll make piggies fight each other for eternity.

>>151813351
>ameriCANs only choice are either a jew or a minority

>>151813351
Isnt this guy arab or something?

>>151813451
pakistan sar he is bloody benchod only worse is britisher

should these threads be moved to /pw/ since we know it's all just as fake now?

Holy shit there's a real fear here. DC said he wanted to see Jake heemed by Anthony Joshua but now he's concern trolling with Ngubu. Why would he change his stance with a slower ploddier man like Ngubu and WARN and PLEAD with Jake to stay away?
MMA xisters WHY are we so afraid of this? We've been praying to see Jake get heemed. Why is this making everyone's clitty clinch up??? We're not afraid of what it would mean if Ngubu gets heemed right?

fart

>>151813451
Indaddy Muzdaddy.

Mamdaddy makes Dirty Diaper Donald's DDP's leak sadly.

>>151813634
>this is your leader of the jihad movement
dead on arrival

>>151813607
dc doesnt wanna see magumbo heemed for the same reason he doesnt want to see jones get beat. he does wanna see jones get beat but he more wants to see jones retire the goat because it means he came from the best realist era. same with magumbo. if magooboo lost to paul he would be depressed and he knows deep down paul could heem because francis is literally 45yrs old

why is everybody so fuckin short these days?

>>151813351
New York City just heemed itself

A fat short middleweight rampaged through heavyweight from 2010 to 2020

>>151813646
Mamdaddy is gonna send piggies flyin' off roofs I'm afraid...

Never trusted that herzog fella

anyone got the clip of smiff being suspicious of bulgerian?

>Be a Mosquito
>Monsterat

Fbi needs to look into all the nonsense made up fake names fighters get in the UFC. Surely thats got something to do with their fight fixing racket, no?

>>151813670
idk why are you?
>>151813695
why cant modern hw blobs fight like this?

>>151813834
I'm 6'4 you Malaysian bug

>>151813851
thats doesnt matter if you arent jacked

>>151813871
I'm like 220lbs bugman

>>151813871
Being jacked doesn't matter if youre Chinese thoughbeit

>>151813834
Big country was taught the warrior code, the coward infested streets of london teach cowardice to their fighters nowadays

>>151813877
You’re chinese

ufc has been scripted since 2001

>>151813351
DOCTORS STOPPAGE!

THIS IS NOT OVER!

>Chink
>Gook
>Slant Eye
>Zipperhead

We got him. All you have to do is press start, and we got you motherfucker.

>>151813892
nah but you are brown

Yellow skin mongoloid? Verily they say, doth reality scold the deepest,

>>151810171 (OP)
5 rounds against anthony smith?

>>151813922
Okay, Taiwanese if you need to be precise

Oh dear oh dear...

Could you please stop pretending to be me mate?

>>151813937
nah I'm white and youre brown sorry pal

i'm ciryl gane's stunt double. remember the tuivasa knockdown? me.

i got the pawg milf video but ill only post it if someone posts the video of the two ONE girls that just fought and looked like they were about to kiss

>>151813634
Jewbros...

>>151813970
Fwwaahh, no way a horse could draw something like that, get real chen

>>151813984
obvious rigging ufc can't even make fake fights look good

Why is there anons calling fighters "daddy"? It's weird, man, stop.

Reminder sneed's AI mapping score is LITERALLY 9/10 almost flawless and that's only because he refuses to use proper sub protection for his leathery, unhealthy skin.

i called it a long time ago. if you're gonna fake a fight then submission is the only good option. in fact it's a little too good, too easy.

>>151814004
Many /heem/ posters lacked a father figure growing up. This is the result.

>sub protection
Kill yourself!
*Clap* * Clap*
Kill yourself!
*Clap* * Clap*

oh shit I just realized ngannou vs loius was fixed on both sides kek. they was both trying their best to lose

sunscreen is total bullshit and so is cancer

I might not be ugly but I am definitely a retarded freak nevertheless thoughbeit.

>>151814004
>>151814012
It's schaubspeak, newfag

https://x.com/alexbehunin/status/1310803168419168258?s=46

why are zoomers only just realising that match fixing exists

>>151814035
If schaub jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?

Schaubs a fag so of course he'd call another man "DADDY" no wonder joanzanella be hopping dick to dick

schwab hasn't been relevant for about 2 years now

Stick to reddit, newfags.

post fake fights

>>151814082
SDIYBT

>>151814083
simply dont get backed up against the cage

cant believe ufc is fake

https://youtu.be/1BMs1iFG2hg?si=wmux8VfC2u28tF3R

This is a historically accurate story by the way, actually happened just like this btw

>>151814083
The way Gane simply gives up when Jones grabs him is weird

>>151814083
every jones, khabib, Islam and chamzat fight

Im not afraid of any spiders and I'm not afraid of any snakes, because I have poison inside of me too.

The fix is in.

>>151814148
You musnt speak so, it is blasphemy!

>>151814177
you can't do this to us. brendan all in allen is our only good fighter.

>>151814177
lelevels

belal pronounces islam as “is slam”. he knows that nigga personally and it’s also the name of his own religion why is he saying it like that what’s wrong with this wonk nosed freak

>>151814183
Cirkanov got away with a lot of rigged fights i feel.

couldn't be more obvious in retrospect

Tony was paid to throw all the 8 fights

I refuse to believe that the UFC is rigged, no, no chance. No one has ever been approached to "throw" a fight, never happened.

also every derrick lewis fight

>>151814157
don't do that

>>151814189
u niggas got sean brady and joe pyfer... the modern day diaz twins

>>151814219
Imagine he soccer kicked or stopmed his torso after the knockout.. how come more guys don't do that?

Canada's only ranked fighter is Zahabi

>>151814322
whiter than all American fighters

wake up from the matrix

https://youtu.be/oWq3IJUHTik

Harry Mac face reveal submission radio exclusive

>>151814353
Ulberg went to a decision with this guy, just how good is he

damn there was $16m on the bulgarian fight across all bets
dulgarian r1 sub loss went from +900 to +200

>>151814363
Looks jewish

>>151814035
>>151814012
It was a heem meme from schaub but Pakibong didn't understand american slang so he unironically took it in a gay-sex kind of way, then went on to post gay rape fantasies, involving scat. He even once posted a meticulously crafted photoshop of Islam orgasming in a bussy while literallly pooing on Oliveira.
Don't listen to >>151814004 he's one of those cringe faggots who posts /heem/ memes to le twitter ('Erin' in the comments of his link) as you can see he is a nufag who discovered this all recently, which is why he's spamming the twitter link here as of late.

This whole "rigging" stuff is just a cover up for something else

>>151814421
We Know.

when is the next gaziev fight

The fight fixing is fixed.

>>151814083
Pitbull vs. Ige.

no one here is real

beep boop

this was completely fake, i knew it was fake as soon as dc held his phone up to the camera to make a big show of it

Whatever you do, don't be looking for any wives in miami

this fight was mad sussy, herb dean seemed a little too happy for dusting

>>151814491
At that point almost nobody liked McGregor, his character ate the real person and became a caricature of himself. That happens to a lot of people like actors, singers, etc. And Poirier was the good guy in that fight.

There is no "fixing" of any fight alright. It's bullshit

All of this shit is fake

Nothing is fake, its all real

daners a fucking retard. wtf else would dulgarian say when asked "hey you arent fixing this fight are you?"
you have to be like "hey look you arent in trouble, but are you fixing this fight?"
dumbass retard

I'm racist

Dont believe the lies

>>151814595
How is it possible to be both pillow fisted and pillow kneed?

All I will say is that Ari Emmanuel is at the epicenter of the UFC betting scandal. Look into it.

>>151814595
holy pillowknees

Breaking News: Shamil Gaziev has just been gunned down trying to force his way into FBI Headquarters.

>>151814595
I still havent seen any of evloevs fights and not because I dont want to its just everytime he fights its on one of those cards I miss

>fr*nch
was looking for more fake fight webms and this was definitely real

>>151814659
Watch the evloev aljo fight maybe

the ONE card of the century is the same day as UFC 322

me eye took a dive

all of this guys "wins" were dives and a product of fixed fights. Once he faced a man with integrity and couldn't be paid off he got his ass kicked and quit

>>151814696
more for me

Gane's IQ is higher than aspinal's

anyone remember which post fight interview it was where gane thought daner was saying good job but he was actually like bad job?

They promised isaac dulgarian all the kfc and watermelon he could eat.

they threatened dulgarians loife

me son's a cyclops now innit

>>151814775
kek

If they paid dulgarian in crypto and did their due diligence can the feds even make a case

the shock on cowgirls face as gooby totally deviates from the first round submission script

Heeey FBI... Yeah it's me again. Could you look into Robert Whittaker as well? Ain't no way he lost to a Power Jab.

>>151814817
for me it's Cowboy desperately trying to sell that he's stuck in the clinch

OINK ON IT PLAYA!

Tom Aspinall? Still OUR UFC Heavyweight Champion.

>>151814805
one of the features of most cryptos is that the transactions are all publicly and permanently stored on the blockchain which makes it very easy for law enforcement to track payments through them because it's a built in accounting tool that cannot be escaped. remember when that gas pipeline got hacked in the US and the FBI managed to track and seize the BTC ransom payment after it was sent? if professional hackers are getting their BTC ransom payments seized by the feds there is zero chance retarded fighters and low level crims can sneak it past them. they could simply use a privacy coin but i guarantee they are too retarded to do that and i'll also guarantee these retards are stupid enough to be talking about this shit on unencrypted comms. everyone involved in this will get caught but only dulgarian and his boys will be punished, everyone else will rat themselves into a snitch deal and dana will parade dulgarian's proverbial corpse around at a press conference and claim total victory over the criminals and that the sport is cleaner than it has ever been and it'll go back to business as usual (no refunds, goy)

>>151814844
wtf tom stop eating that boot

>>151814870
Monero is what they use not BTC, monero is untracable

I'm heemin' it.

Rattled the windows waking up

>>151814768
Frandaddy bred that pot piggy!

>>151814867
Yes that is what is most embarrassing of the situation

>>151814817
Is this from roadhouse

you've been warned buddy

I was forced to suck an dick at gunpoint in 2004, dont joke about fellatio like that

Is Francis the HW GOAT?

>>151814883
if they're smart enough, yes. but these goofs were stupid enough to let enough people in on the action that the bookies figured out they were getting worked.

Nigger

>>151814949
gane won that btw

DAMN wut a HANGRY piggy! You ain't gonna get that sweet frandaddy milk from their though, playa!

Excellent idea. I would love nothing more than to see this spastic tard knocked the fuck out cold by Pereira yet another time.

Good
Night

>>151814990
stay mad bitch

>>151814979
>>151814988
Ngubu's Nourishment

>>151814844
don't do that

>>151814363
jew-o-meter off the scale

>>151815007
>stay mad bitch

>>151815046
I love how Turdlip insisted his wife was just an innocent "working" girl and not a whore travelling to the US to get dicked down which he met at a miami dance floor

ok but on a serious note, a bag of chips that has every flavor mixed together. Doritos, salt&vinegar, sour cream, cheddar sour cream, BBQ, flamin hot Cheetos, tortilla chips, etc. Is it bussin or nah?

>>151815068
And we see the fruits and the results of his convictions.

>>151815111
ugly deformed freak.

fbi might be here right now you never know

>>151815125
>might be

>>151815116
turn your monitor on

I'm paying the fighters illegally with my illegal money to get themselves heemed
I paid that fat fuck Thomas Petersen 5k to do a belly flop and the fat faggot actually did it kek

>>151810662
Fucking finally.

we cannot follow them

>>151815148
What's the next step of your master plan?

Oh no no no w dis blud doin

I'm so bored

>>151815161
some people just want to watch the world turn - batman

>>151815193
Look at the moon, yea?

Having a finn in your thread is like having a jew in your living room

>>151812814
Is zalal actually good

>>151815180
can you stop posting this, srs

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz II confirmed. Chills!

>>151815260
turn on your heater

>>151815180
get this piggy a BBC STAT!

Belal kicked DDP out of Chiraq, people forget man

>>151815278
Should've checked in with the bedroom bully

Turn the fucking temperature down heem. This is your last warning.

Islam Makhachev approached me and said he would throw his next fight if he could suck my dick

Dana is getting called to the octagon during the White House card and cuffs are going weight over his piggy wrists

>>151815244
greatest of all time, i lament

Dana thought he could run from the gay mafia but in the end they will always get your ass

>>151815309
Accurate.

>>151815222
Too soon

Kevin Holland is very much a journeyman bum nigger.

>>151815285
I don't understand such advanced ebonics what is this northen 'caco trying to say

>>151815329
>Y-you brought a real hecking gun, are you freaking crazy man?!

>>151815338
One phone call to Kadydaddy is all it takes to wipe out Shitland and his entire family

>>151815332
He said to name specific instances of fight fixing before bringing this issue public because people who lose money betting already call too many fights rigged before they said anything.

>>151815244
emmett took ilia to a competitive 50-42 decision
zalbeast tapped emmett in one round
do with this information what you will

>>151815339
One missed call from Kadyrov's pudgy dingleberry son is all it takes for Khamzat to be shredded by drones in Ukraine.

>>151815338
Why is sob sniffland bringing weapons to places with surveillance he is so embarrassing and performative he makes cooftwat look real

>>151815344
I don't understand his fighting style overall, is he a grappler? a wrestler? a kickboxer?

>>151815346
There is no war in poohkraine nigga wake up

>>151815348
Because guns dont usually work very well when you leave em at home do they smartass!

>>151815356
Didn't ask + don't care + not my problem

>>151815356
Then why does the US government keep sending them money?

>>151815360
They also tend to not work (as intended) when using them as tools to intimidate people especially in public spaces, sob sniffland is spiritually an IC3 and a pathetic little man it give me no pleasure to say

See part of what makes having a gun so effective is when you have the gun. When you dont have your gun then you're missing out on possibly the most important part of having a gun, and that's having a gun. See how that works you ignorant not? *Heems you*

>>151815362
>>151815365
We are all being scammed, how many ukranians have you ever seen in the wild? Check and mate

America is weak.

>>151815285
dana blanco burner

>guns don't work well as tools to intimidate people

Do you hear yourself right now? Are you doing a bit or something?

>>151815374
We will exact a costly price, perhaps terminal, for our century of humiliation since the establishment of Israel.

>>151814954
The odds are you’re right, lmao. These guys are hasty, but it also seems like they’re not the only ones fixing or manipulating fights some bookie odds seem fraudulent too, and a few refs are probably taking bribes (freaking herzog almost killing yahya). Lots and lots of corruption kek
Also while they may not use monero the way i saw it they’d probably be able to use fresh wallets and foreign exchanges and so and so, i was thinking if the feds do catch on it would be the fighters themselves getting sloppy with how they handle the bag

>>151815354
Kek idk why this is funny

>>151815368
Reminds me of that fat youtuber, boogie something when he tried to intimidate someone by shooting at the sky and it didn't work

>>151815380
Why did you leave out "as intended", GDmal of southside chiraq

Chekhov's Gane

>>151815388
Didn’t that clown get fake cancer or something

Gane threw that fight

>>151815388
Dunno about you but boogie985 with a handgun is still a much bigger problem than boogie without one by my estimation.

He said he can’t see but somehow spotted the booing fans

>>151815396
Redundant innet? Obviously I mean they work as intended. As opposed to working what other way exactly?

>>151815407
Mane idk about much bigger it’s hard for that guy to get noticeably any bigger

>>151815423
Not only is he repulsive physically but his personality is at least equally disasterous.

L E V E L

Tranphony Cryingblart Shit

>>151815432
That don't impress me much.

>>151815434
we don't sign our posts here.

>>151815431
He is currently a giant ball of blood cancer as far as I know not much time left

>>151815440
Sometimes we do.

>>151815432
>falling for the chiropractor meme

>>151815432
Is that Monsieur sins

>>151815444
I can only hope its extremely painful for him. Inshallah.

>>151815368
You are supposed to clean the gun, Jamahal

Day 5 of nofap
Feeling strong

>>151815437
>>151815448
>>151815453
L E V E L

Still can't believe Jake went there.

>>151815460
Nah fuck that!

>>151815463
Based alert!

>>151815460
YOUR EYES AFTER 10 YEARS OF UFC

>>151815463
THE SMITH MEME BECOME REAL

IS THAT BLACK MAGIC OR WHAT ?

>>151815463
Jake is so based its unreal.

>>151815463
This kid’s funny
I still have ngububu by rape tho

>>151815488
He fucked smith in da prime

>Jake Paul is more intimidating than the best British boxer
HOLY KWAB WHAT A JOKE OF A COUNTRY

Excellence
Bravery
Self improvement
Gane.

Dana is obviously fixing fights. There's a reason Whitey Bulger had a hit out on Dana and he fled Boston.

>>151815496
EBSG?

>>151815475
Don't you (you) me ever again unless you're responding to something I say. I've had it with your shit.

>>151815501
Let him know.

>>151815488
People forget man. He doesn't have a birth certificate from Cameroon. Many are saying he's 45 years old, which would play in to Paul's story. And he can't move worth shit anymore. Couldn't throw one strike against Renan before taking him down and bludgeoning the back of his head.

>>151810662
Should be an easy win for volk. Movsar is a giga pillowfist and if Volk manages to not get outgrappled and subbed by makhachev then movsar shouldnt be able to either.

>>151810662
Dream match up for volk.

poor tom

>>151815414
By causing a scene leading to more homicides than 1 potential one but hey I can tell you are too dumb to understand my posts since you remove nuance you think is redundant, take care frenn, taking a gun to a gym to scare some brazza for internet points is retarded and literal hap behavior

Gane answers to Vegas and they told him to go for the NC to heem parlays

>>151815456
I'm talmbout bringing one to a place you can just fistfight not about maintenance I guarantee I have shot between 1000 to 2000 times more than you in life

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/live/uYcfphMWjBU

>>151815567
yea, the losing contest

>>151815475
What's this and how is it related?

>>151815573
I'm an American, so no. I literally used to live in the desert, where I shot at a makeshift gun range since I was a kid.

>>151815563
>>151815573
Bro please

>>151815348
>>151815338
it wasnt for khamzat he just always carries. you can conceal carry in nevada. khamzat prob caught a glimpse and got scared. did he really think gapedland was going to shoot him?

>>151815619
Fixing fights is based when my boy wins but cringe when my boy loses

>>151815574
Go back to Indonesia

Is that trolling outside of /b/?

>>151815643
Rape survivors are the last people I want carrying guns you do make a good point about CC although I do believe sob sniffland is the exact kind of bum to walk into a subway with heavy machinery to order a meatball sub

>>151815600
Maybe one of the only things I'm jealous for americans that and being in proximity to glorilla

So, MMA has been exposed as being fraudulent. What does this mean for the future of our beloved sport? Absolutely nothing, things like these are already known by the vast majority of those who follow the sport. It has happened before and will happen again, but we keep going.

>>151815754
Many the case for a broken ausussy! Oil up that brick Volk!

>>151815754
Brazzas really be like fingering a trollop on a dancefloor is haram but I'm finna rub my man sweat on another man's dagi minge must be gagging for a good hard pounding

>>151815754
Breeding Pigslam really tired him out it seems

Why must this general be so incredibly homosexual

>>151815799
This is more zesty then Ian Garry

>>151815806
this was taken while he was in the shower with shito

>>151815815
I stand corrected

>>151815807
>Wide-eyed, Islam stared forward, trying to understand what was happening. “Khabib,” he whispered harshly. He stared back up at Khabib, and then forward again. Then he glanced to his own crotch, and saw Khabib’s clothed, erect cock between his thighs. That’s when he threw an elbow back, hitting Khabib square in the nose.

Lmfao

>>151815835
Horrendous wmma nothing remotely arousing

>>151815835
the dark horse of apex fight night cards

Gabriel Bonfim & Ismael Bonfim (No relation)

This algorave shit is irritating the clozzulous one it's just glorified tracking with coding aesthetics why not use max or pd fucking peasant scum

>>151815989
Delete this shit

Can't believe Ngannou ducked Jake. Unreal. He left purely for money and is now looking at a guaranteed $10M+ payday, but he knows that Jake has better fundamentals.

>>151816020
10 million to get humiliated is only appealing if your broke and owe usmeng money I guess

>>151816020
He already made 30 million why would he need it

>>151816030
The fact he knows Humilation is in the table is hilarious. Supposedly the baddest man on earth at one point. Scared of a youtuber with a 65lb weight disadvantage.

How hard do you think his heart sunk hearing the call offering a fight with Jake?

>>151816044
Ngannou derangement syndrome

PFL Africa

>>151816061
Underrated

>/box/troon
>Tomala dicksucker
>eceleb dicksucker
Dear oh dear we managed to find a worse poster than pakibong

Are we pretending he couldn’t come back today and gigaheem Tomala

>>151816068
All he has is a right hand. He would get wasted by Tom.

>>151816044
It's PFL superfights here on out I fear

>>151816071
THE Tomala Galactic Throat Shartspinall????

>>151816068
Absolutely not but pillowtap isn't his thing either he had a joke matchup with fury to establish the saudi scene and got heemed stiff by a retarded ex drug dealer and DC of the sport AJ

>>151816065
I've been here for years its just my new flag has drawn more attention. You all liked me when I was making basedjaks edits

I think Tom would've lost to Stipe

It is heem pansensus that overeem would murder aspinponce

>>151816084
Aj simply had a bigger BBC

>>151816086
Nobody ever liked you and you didn't make shit

Don't come in here Dee ye?

New >>151816106

>>151816110
>>151816110
>>151816110
New Baga-------->

>>151810662
me when I lie.

>>151811896
Super mario won round one with a toehold and round 2 with a knee