Thread 151817524

CARRIER BAG v RENT BOYS

KO: 5:45PM GMT (50 BINGS)

Qarabag FK:Kochalski, Matheus Silva, Mustafazade, Medina, Cafarquliyev, Pedro Bicalho, Jankovic, Andrade, Borges, Zoubir, Duran.
>Subs:Mahammadaliyev, Buntic, Mmaee, Kouakou, Akhundzade, Addai, Daniel, Kashchuk, Bayramov, Abbas Huseynov, Cabrayilzada, Badavi Huseynov.

Chelsea:Sanchez, James, Hato, Adarabioyo, Cucurella, Lavia, Santos, Estevao, Joao Pedro, Bynoe-Gittens, George.
>Subs:Jorgensen, Merrick, Fernandez, Delap, Chalobah, Caicedo, Gusto, Fofana, Acheampong, Guiu, Buonanotte, Garnacho.

Referee:Sebastian Gishamer (Austria)

>>151817524 (OP)
>Estevao

How's Cuiaba Man doing?

>those chelsea players
none of them are above a 7/10
all of them are aggressively mediocre

>>151817574
Thats a lot of overweight people, wtf
What Event is this?

>>151817667
americans at one of these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buc-ee%27s

>>151817561
>>151817574
I could heem every single one of those people

>>151817674
>As of June 2024, the largest Buc-ee's is located in Luling, Texas.[8] The chain has also become well known for the cleanliness of its bathrooms and its mascot. Buc-ee's has never permitted 18-wheelers at its locations, saying that "the company's parking lots and driveways aren't designed to accommodate truckers", a policy which has angered some truckers.[9][10]

>The chain is popular compared to other gas stations due to its large, loyal base of frequent customers.[11][12][13] Its bathrooms have gained significant acclaim, winning the Cintas award for "Best Restroom in America" in 2012.[14][15]

>>151817667
>>151817674
>>151817682
>jealous yurocucks seething at our huge gas stations filled with delicious snacks

good luck to qarabag
i hate football so much its unreal

>chelsea
>zero white players
grim

>>151817828
cucurella is pretty white, unless you're someone who thinks spainards are "meds"
you're right about the rest of them though, pretty grim racial lineup overall

Do you have any football league in Europe that I think hates the United Kingdom, hates monarchies, wants a country without kings, queens, or any other monarchical titles, and that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union?

>>151817850
Fuck off.

>>151817693
i knew about it because of /o/.
tbg we have something similar with service stations, however its just not a cultural icon like americans perceive.

>grim teams
>grim sport
>grim thread

>>151817850
go type your idiotic question into chatgpt

>>151817859
>>151817875
The monarchy can go to hell.

I need a european country without kings and without monarchs.

I need the beautiful euro coin.

Romeo "Winston Bogarde" Lavia

>Lavia dead again
wew laddy

>Conor McNamara, BBC Radio 5 Live commentator: Romeo Lavia is yet to complete 90 minutes for Chelsea in any competition.

>>151817875
>engaging with that guy in 2025

cam on chels

Any update on the Romeo Lavia to Liverpool situation?

Cucu is nuts man. How he isn’t injured is beyond me.

era

>azerbaijan
>europe

EsteGOAT

He's really good, might be hope for Brazil yet

Tyrique George is such a useless nog. I don’t care if he’s scammed X amount of G/A, he fucking sucks

justice

Chelseabros…

based Azeris

>>151817524 (OP)
Total Ngubu team.

Chelsea has a total personality vacuum.

>qarabaq dominating star filled chelshit
>olympiacos as a team and individually outperform their standards and reach their peak still cant win a slightly on form team from the third tierl of european teams like psv

greek football is shit

LMAO

number 21 is having a stinker

kek

All that oil money and they can't make a stadium with decent grass. Why couldn't the oil be on our territory.

Hato and Gittens
Two retarded fucking niggers

unlucky hato

What is Chelsea doing?

Get humiliated by a soviet republic bros

>>151818123
another eredivisie fraud

>>151818135
their best

how could this happend.. We ARE the good guys, we fucking support ukraine. piece of shit world. fuck

>english commentators defending a refs call as harsh versus the english team
every time. so cringe

Chelsea is so fucking shit

>Cucurella + 10 blacks
grim lineup

in the bag

hows bynoe gittins doing?

One last dance
Unironically
Only he can save them

>>151818167
shit lmao

qarabag @ 3 to win lads get your wallets out

Anyone selling shit players?

>>151818169
You're funny

wait why is chelsea losing this?

How is it possible that after spending 90000 trillion pounds chelsea ended up with a worse squad than last year? At least the previous shitters like sancho, joao felix and madueke turned up vs inferior teams. Now they're stuck with shittens, joao pedro and andry santos who are absolutely null.

>>151818200
He’s still got it
Chelsea wronged him

the fuck is a Quaraback

no refunds

>>151818192
>YOOOOOOOO

>>151818235
mmhmm

“Champions” of the world btw

azerbaijani champions 2
WORLD CHAMPS™©® 1

This is what winning feels like

Fact: Azerbaijanis are the strongest race in the world

Carrierbag coming in hot for top 8

How many today?

The Qarabag Cup

hello
i am new to football
why are the McDonalds World Champions™ losing to a Azerbaijani team?

based and qarabang-pilled

i didnt like when they started charging for carrier bags but to be fair everyone bringing a bag isnt really the end of the world and it is rare to see one floating around these days

that m silva lad looks like a wider azpilicueta

>>151818388
I like carrying my own bag cause I use it to shoplift

I'd kms if I supported Chelsea.

>>151818388
same with when they made plastic bottle caps fused to the wing. kind of annoying at first but very easy to adapt to (not like i drink fizzy pop much anyway)
ultimately though human beings are terrible and can't be trusted to not behave like animals, that's a big reason why they introduced these things

>>151818388
ahem
*points to thread subject line*

>>151818414
carrier bag vs chelsea?

>>151818412
id kill myself if i was irish and supported celtic and an english club because my country has no good teams

>>151818287
YUM! Humina Humina

>>151818335
Betting schemes

GARNACHO

What do Azerbaijani women look like

wow!

NACH!

>>151818481
carrier bag job

I am now watching this match.

Its over

>>151818481
Dios mio...

>>151818458
like (non greek) turkish probably.

>>151818502
084jh

The security around the ground is massive.
All in camo too. Hardcore

i've seen enough, give chelsea the trophy

cool waves bro

>>151818522
werent you at war a few months ago

why is hato still on?

These guys won clubs world cup?

>>151818537
Always at war in one way or another

>>151818545
just because you give a summer friendly a fancy name doesnt stop it being a summer friendly

>doing a wave as if this is an international match with a neutral crowd....

qarabag should be playing in their original ground instead of the capital

>>151818549
deep or literal who can tell

chelsea looks terrible wtf
this looks like croatian first league game

>>151818522
İlham qorxur ki sikərlər ingilisləri Azik fanatlar

>>151818569
>İlham qorxur ki sikərlər ingilisləri Azik fanatlar
One can only hope

>>151818552
at least they're having fun
look at them with their flashlights on, like it's a concert

>>151818578
Şəbnəm Tovuzlu konsertinə oxşayır ətağa

>>151818585
thats why they will eventually lose

>>151818603
No. The concert would be a lot more intense

estevao looks a bit frustrated out there at the service he's getitng sometimes, but that's football, scoring goals is challenging work and none of us is given it for free

a mosquito just bit the inside of my nose

>>151818636
>none of us
true, so true

will someone make a thread for the dortmund game?

>>151818659
>bundesliga inmate finally out of his hole

>>151818545
I should watch Tulsa King

>>151818671
bro i got old, i rarely come here nowadays

>>151818682
unfortunately you need to have paramount+ and i am not willing to pay another streaming service

>>151818659
do they have any expensive, highly rated youngsters?

>>151818671
Today has been the first day Ive been directly on the catalog in months

>garnacho

purple patch over

>>151818585
you now remember the kino camera shutters that used to happen in ancient times

someone clip that garnacho shot

e-steve i believe in you

>>151818692
Streaming ?? Is that some kind of food ?

>>151818683
the older you ll get the more you ll come here

>>151818740
Stop it you are embarrasing us

>>151818683
>i got old
>bro

>>151818764
he's a boomer pushing 30

estevao looks good

Come on, at least draw the match.

fuck this, what are we watching next?

>>151818692
Torrent it, Fritz.

>>151818659
dont worry pl teams always get a thread
even tho people here want to sovl to return to footy they only care about pl

>>151818800
anyone can make a thread, even you
you can just do things

>>151818764
>>151818770
37 actually

>>151818812
hi GOATZE

if we draw against qarabag it underscores the subtle complexities of modern football. dominance on paper doesn’t always translate to control on the pitch and perhaps that contrast is where the real reflection begins

Delarpp

>>151818823
>we

>>151818823
yea yea words words whatever

>>151818823
Good evening nigger

>>151818823
>we

>>151818823
would hardly call it a dominant performance
a draw is fair

>>151818823
>we

>>151818841
>tranime
Fuck you nigger

>>151818856
i'll post one too just to piss you off

>>151818797
My dude it's 2025, I am sure if you do that here Police will kick down your door at approx. 6 in the morning.

>>151818871
Post your adress too so I can rape and kill your family how about that nigger motherfucker

>>151818877
no. It is only in Germany. Not in Netherlands or Boratstan

It's time to have a serious conversation about this issue

>>151818882
you can't act tough when you post with a swedish flag
it just comes out as comedic

JUST score

>>151818886
pretty sure they'll fuck you for that in holland too, is torrent even still a thing nowadays?

KWABKWABKWAB

>>151818902
Fuck you gypsy nigger

>>151818912
>Use VPN
>The Pirate Bay is your friend.
>???
>Profit.

MASSIVE point for chelsea

>5 minutes added time
>1 minute of which is waiting to take a goal kick

>>151818902
>Post your adress

>>151818811
nobody would respond to a thread if its not pl/psg/real/barca/bayern anyway so why bother

>>151818894
every time chelsea announce their teamsheet i found another player i've never heard of

who the fuck is hato

The world champions march on

>>151818912
There is no control over it here. No VPN needed either

looks like the fans enjoyed that

appearantly the qarabag manager has been the qarabag manager for 17 years

garancho out gittens out george washington out pedro out lavia out cucurella you have one chance left adarabiesboy out james last chance too

>qarabag
just started watching

Literally never heard of this club
Where they from?

smells like Sverigetråden in here who invited all those irrelevant blue yellow flags?

>>151818947
Tesco

Is this /chug/?

Yay we managed to get a point

>>151818937
Kek.

>>151818963
>we

You mean Aliyev Ilham Heydar oglu?

Who has the biggest tits in Azerbaijan?

>>151818934
Boehly has a side line in people trafficking. In 6 months time that guy will be hanging around a turkish barbers all day and dealing coke at night.

If we only managed to win against Bilbao last time we would be at 3rd place lmao

>>151818955
people that go to tesco usually plan ahead as its a bigger shop
find its more common for them to be from coop or similar

>>151818934
>who the fuck is hato
Hyped up CB. Yoro is still the top 'potential' CB alongside Cubarsí. If the guy has high potential on FM, Todd has probably bought him or tried to buy him. Bonus points if he is black.

>>151819001
if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

>>151819015
He must have been fuming they didn't release a game last year for him to identify all the latest wonderkids

>>151818692
https://www.ddlvalley.me/show/season-3-tulsa-king/
and just download jdownloader2

>>151819022
>>151819032
>>151819045
>>151819059
why

>>151817574
>>151817692
imagine being the person that has to clean up the toilets after this event
the horror

>>151818894
Cucurella needs to get out of there

>>151819042
Don't worry, FM26 is out now, so he's already preparing. Expect Nico Paz, Ayyoub Bouaddi and Willy Kambwala to all be linked to Chelsea.

>Hato
imagine falling for that fraud

>>151817524 (OP)
Cuiaba Man x 11

great game.