Thread 151818430

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>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
20

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
210

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
221 (220 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
NOR: 357 (+25)
PIA: 356 (+10)
VER: 321 (+15)
RUS: 258 (+6)
LEC: 210 (+18)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 713 (+35)
Ferrari: 356 (+22)
Mercedes: 355 (+14)
Red Bull RBPT: 346 (+15)
Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 1213.12 (+78.92)
NOR: 1176.63 (+23.04)
TSU: 1121.10 (+63.24)

>News:
Charles Leclerc engaged to long-time girlfriend Alexandra Saint Mleux
Charles has impregnated her as well, I think
Anyway, congrats on the sex, Charles!
Yuki Tsunoda, who landed in Brazil, got lost at the airport because no one came to pick him up!
Mekies: Current development won't harm Red Bull's 2026 chances
Former F1 driver for Ferrari and McLaren Andrea de Adamich died
Scuderia Ferrari will once again use Push-Rod suspension on the rear axle
Gabriel Lourenzo "Gabi" Bortoleto Oliveira will become the first Brazilian since Felipe Massa to drive in his home Grand Prix this week
Pourchaire on his single-seater career and endurance future

evening lads

there is no indication that lechuck sperms have infiltrated the womb of the alexandra stmleux

>>151818449
it's more about the hot sex he had, has, and will have

>>151818449
how ferrari has fallen...

>>151818449
As a famous internet pervert, I too am waiting for evidence.

charles impregnated max

charles impregnated a mulata from Rio before going to interlagos

>>151818430 (OP)
>>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:
20
based

Looks safe

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>151818579
*adjusts glasses*
The structural integrity has been compromised

>>151818579
Up to code?

>Gabriel Lourenzo Bortoleto Oliveira
>ɡabɾiˈɛw lo(w)ˈɾẽsu boʁtoˈletu oliˈve(j)ɾɐ
gabrEEw lowRREHsoo borrtoLEtoo oliVEJrre

>>151818579
FIA Grade 1 btw

>>151818543
thanks juhani

>>151818579
don't worry, right as we speak the rain is filling all those cracks with firm water, and it should be fine until the weekend

>>151818579
I was so buy looking at they erosion at first I didnt even notice it was being held up by 2x8s

>>151818640
anything can be grade 1 if you pay the FIA enough money

>>151818579
The peasants deserve less

>>151818579
you get to play hardcore Jenga

>>151818579
wouldn't happen with a sovlfvl grass bank or terrace

Grand Prix is roughly 100 minutes you can easily stand for that

>>151818579
It's not like tribunes in Brazil would ever fell on fans

>>151818579
Where is this and why didn't they plant grass to avoid this?

>>151818668
Being held up is quite a generous statement

Imagine if Chuck hooked up with Viccy V instead. With her breeding proclivities, they'd have spawned like 5 future ubermensch pilots by now.

>>151818707
>le grass embankment meme

>>151818579
this can easily be solved by filling this space with (brazilian version of wallmart)

>>151818722
but with her draining his life force out through the end of his penis he would be so slow and, at best, racing for harse now

>>151818772
Incorrect. Max became even faster after producing a child of his own.

>>151818579
>fixed
yep, that will do

>>151818430 (OP)
wholesome

>>151818809
amx is built differently, he has unique racist blood that is resistant to the succubi child spawning spells that affect other pilotis

>>151818840
Fixed.

the coffee merchant is now a tequila merchant

>>151818881
Incredibly based
F1 main sponsor livery when?

>>151818881
ChatGPT wrote that post

>>151818920
Worse, a leaf

>>151818944
Nah, he's a lazy trust fund baby

Good on you lads for letting foids infiltrate your sport

>>151818981
Is that achievable natty?

Watch as these faggots use this bullshit and the imminent tragedy that will occur on race day as an excuse to move the GP to a soulless street circuit somewhere in bumfuck Rio de Janeiro.

>>151819036
nah, they will do like indycar did and do a street race in sao paulo

>>151818579
And just like that interlagos is out of f1 calendar

>>151819036
just give every spectator a Halo, and they will be fine

>>151819036
This is electric shower heater brazil tier

>>151819062
about time.

>>151819000
Not from a jedi

you're all being dramatic fucken women those stands can be fixed easily. jack up the stand (carefully), repack the earth, reposition the blocks and relower it back on the stands. it will be find no collapse and macacos will be harmed

>>151819124
Or we could just nuke Brazil

>>151819124
Only a woman would fix it. It is perfectly safe as it is. The beams spread the load so you dont actually need bracing or something.

>>151819075
>driven by words
is carbabby one of them?

>>151819124
Good idea but let's not. Instead we should cut down the rainforest.

>>151819124
Brother, in what world do you think it's fine not to anchor stands down?

>>151819075
Voice control car?

>>151819075
driven by words: "Please let Lando pass."

>>151819124
>jack up the stand (carefully)
who's the woman now

>>151819075
Pure sexo.
I'm not a fan of the current livery. It's boring.

>>151819075
Golf Atlantis Williamsracing

>>151819075
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill.

>>151819075
Alright, here you go:

>Driven is a 2001 American sports action film directed by Renny Harlin and starring Sylvester Stallone, who also wrote and produced.

>The film centers on a young racing driver's effort to win the CART FedEx Championship Series auto racing championship. Prior to production, Stallone was seen at many Formula One races, but he was unable to procure enough information about the category due to the secrecy with which teams protect their cars, so he decided to base the film on the Championship Auto Racing Teams (CART) racing series.

>Released on April 27, 2001, Driven received generally negative reviews from critics, and was a commercial failure. Stallone includes "Driven" in his list of movies he has regretted making.

>>151819277
true

>>151818881
>22%
legally can that be tequila?

>>151819206
the more weight you put on it the less it moves
it's like downforce

>>151818430 (OP)
>>151818940
Big diamonds look retarded.
I have never seen a good-looking ring with such a diamond

>>151819398
It's not for when the people are seated, but when leaving and arriving en masse, putting a lot of sideways forces on the foundation.

>>151819231
I'd like to have some gay time with her

Jensen butthole

>>151819231
the amount of new content every week is insane really. only a matter of time before she starts doing nudes and then porn
>ynr sophia flörsch used to be a racing car driver

@alo_oficial

Faster cars. Thoights?

>>151819425
perhaps add a shark fin to help with yaw stability

>>151819497
too dangerous

>>151819497
my thoughts are >>151819477

Bubens

>>151819497
Bring back V10s?

>>151819526
do you think they had sex?

>>151819541
Franco is not a home of sexuals.

>>151819036
Lol

>>151819541
colapinto looks like he still has bad puberty smell

>>151819526
is boobens still on the table?

alobros... i dont like the news that are coming out about aston... i dont think we will have total alo domination for the next 5 seasons
i might aswell quit this "sport" now

>>151819526
boobens did the good thing and got francolapi on the tengas too

>>151819526
>Imola 94' flashback

>>151819599
he is

>>151818430 (OP)
Damn, it’s nice to see a young f1 driver not marry a gold digger that looks like his mother that also happens to have a daughter already

he's flying........

/f1/ chads I'm kind of a newbie at this sport, I started watching because I want to put my hands down a girl's pants if you know what I mean. So do you think he can do it?

>>151818430 (OP)
imagine the impeccable roman babies they are going to produce.

>>151819642
This feels targeted, but I can't tell for sure

honestly i dont think that max could have done any worse
nothing comes to mind that is a downgrade over what he has
yeah, name, well, a girl exactly like that but that isnt family to an important guy

How often do you think they have sex?

>>151819536
why do globohomos love v10s so much

>>151819885
Once a fortnight, but its really really good.

>>151819858
Stop being poor

>>151819921
nice advise
but what does it mean? in context

nice to know that jewtewb's 'don't recommend videos from this channel' does NOT work on amelia dimoldenberg videos

just like it didn't on wtf1 videos

>>151819940
You say that nothing Max chooses is a downgrade over what he has
I say there's not much to upgrade

>>151819905
do you think they ride around with faggy electric cars and hybrids and shit? of course not

>>151819303
fun fact 1: Stallone originally wanted Driven to be an F1 movie, and visited a couple of F1 races in the late 90's for that purpose. but Bernie wasn't OK with it, and wouldn't give him permission to make it about F1.
fun fact 2: I haven't seen the F1 movie yet, but when the storyline was announced, it immediately made me think of Driven.

>>151820005
a regular dutch cute girl from good family without a previous kid that doesnt create interfamiliar tension would be much better

>>151818430 (OP)
how soon before alexandra impregnates charles' twink bussy?

>>151819885
better question is - how many times has leo accidentally seen it?

>>151820058
I don't think Leo has ever seen her

>>151818449
Was it leo's cum or?

I'm going to make a racing movie called "Parked"

>>151820107
what about

>>151820090
it was a trick post, I know what he really meant

>>151819858
Kelly is a great choice to make the next generation greatest racist, he could have gone for Sophia or Carrie but they don't quite have the talent that Nelson had. Only Gina Schumacher would have been better

>>151820133
>the next generation greatest racist
Lily is a woman though. And I don't think Max will want more kids. It's over, I'm afraid.

>>151820113
A white karter loser who was the best in his generation but never got sponsorship because of a rich mixed race kid from the slums of stevenage who instead got all the promotion despite having lesser ability.

Bonfire night used to be cold...

>>151819683
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know

>>151820058
Every time they have a jar of peanut butter that isn't empty.

>>151820155
The he's going to have to raise her to beat Chuck's daughter in f1a

>>151819724
Nah man I didn’t try to imply absolutely anything at all

do u think toto has anally gaped george?

>>151820155
Ojs and Viccy have a lot of kids so there's a chance

>>151820255
Isn't that illegal

>>151820157
Are you going to keep the part were the stevanage hoodlum wins 7 WDC's?

>>151820246
I don't think about any butthole but my own.

>>151820246
yes I firmly believe that to be true, real and factual thing that happened in real life

>>151820375
How often do you think about your butthole?

>>151820476
When doing my dooty and when showering, so about twice a day. I think about Max more often than that.

>>151818430 (OP)
REMINDER
Nothing ever happens
We are reaching the DEAD END route
Horner should be fired earlier
You shouldnt obey to what Rin says
Norris will win WDC and we all gonna die

>>151819179
>>151819235
That's Williams not McLaren.

>>151819673
Who?

>>151821000
tru tru

acoustic guitar hurts you if you dont have any calluses

autistic guitar hurts aswell

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>151819036
those foot planks are floating lol

love hurts you if you dont have any calluses

>>151820049
Dutch women are basically men. Dutch men take on the female role and they get pegged by the women.

>>151821390
They've upgraded to Bluetooth.
>>151821308
9-8 and 5-3 as we've discussed saar.
And shamilton had done several thousand km in an f1 car prior to his rookie season.

AHHHHHH FUCK
https://youtu.be/z2vhjURMNSU

>>151821478
Yugi and Gasley back in the day

>>151821444
i wouldnt know, i havent had sex with a (dutch) women

>>151821456
>I got a red card so the game doesn't count
medshitter logic truly knows no bounds

>globohomos cheating is ok because the driver with my skin color won
>>151821498
thanks, i hated it

I have a feeling that this is the weekend that will determine the wdc

>>151821513
kwablonso and kwabmilt*n are the same color, though

>>151821519
Why is that lady out of focus and in the dark?
Is this photo taken from a horror film or game and she's just jumped out of the darkness to scare thr protagonist?

>>151821519
there are only 4 races left
about that, i was mistaken, oscar didnt win the championship with 2 races to go, stupid chink

>>151818449
Every single F1 whore is 100% on the pill aside from hulkenberg's wife so you can bet all of them have sperm inside them

>>151821523
>the saar is literally colour blind
Explains a lot
>>151821532
Max's arent

>>151819885
This is his ex, btw.

>>151821540
the question was "How often do you think they have sex?" not "is this his ex?"

>>151821551
People don’t have sex with their exes.

tomorrow media day and this is a graveyard
>>151821574
i wouldnt know, i dont have any ex to try this theory on

>>151821527
It's a mystery, like McLaren's speed

>>151821574
That's categorically false

/f1/ be like

There should be at least one snow race

>>151821588
I gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHGHIzLKhTs

>>151819526
boobens

>>151821643
I CAN STILL SAVE THAT PIECE OF MEAT

Cunny means cute and funny

WERE BACK
its Over
WERE BACK
Its over...
WERE BACK
Its over....

>>151821588
The black guys should really put shirts on

>>151821660
wow, i didnt know this

kani means crab

>>151821677
Do you know pablogz205 from galicia?

>>151821655
no you can't that's like medium

>>151821687
no

>>151819231
I hope she makes a follow up video of her sitting and crushing it

/biz/ idea: knight races

i have a hunch that charles and alexandra are into scat

>>151821200
Stop being a pussy

>>151821791
Okay but you have that hunch about every driver.
The only ones where its reasonable to believe that's the case are Proudy's gf, and Lando's gf due to their prior occupation as Arab toilets

>>151821791
alexandra is, leclerc thinks it is chocolate

>>151821813
>Lando's gf
no such thing

do you think they have a written contract or just by word? or part on paper part in words

>>151821856
My apologies, Lando's beard.

Looks like he has finally cracked lads

https://youtu.be/bwo7It7G600?si=P9m7evrVUl7FxURB

pedo patch pilgrimage complete

are juju

Hi, I'm the biggest car merchant in f1, my name is ______

>>151822010
mercedes

>>151821948
THE WALL

>>151822047
to be fair what is alleged to have happened is baby oil and sexual assault filled orgies
not speedophilia

>>151821308
Facts that your average /f1/ mind cannot comprehend

>>151822088
he also has nonce allegations, sybau
>>151822134
So he admits they're cheating (we already knew).

why is he in a cemetery?

>>151822182
Isn't this the same bitch from yesterday?
>why is he in a cemetery?
Hebephile pilgrimage

>>151822099
i love cats

>>151822182
visiting the grave of your chances of having sex

>>151822182
Is that his girlfriend? Couldn’t have chosen a more normal looking girl

>>151822211
They based

>>151822218
Nah, this is her.

Is it even possible for an F1 driver to avoid Sennaslurping? Like, spend the weekend as usual without participating in all those gay rituals or making social media posts?

>>151822241
Damn, she looks inbred as fuck. Bad taste in women overall

>>151822010
Jenson Button

>>151822253
At this point, fuck no.
Kimi was born literally 12 goddamn years after Senna was already in a box and he's still doing this retarded shit.
Dickriding some nonce elevated to the status of a literal god despite none of them having even been alive to watch him race.
Shit, Kimi's so young he probably didn't even watch Bruno Senna race.

I could really go for a police chase right now

>>151822294
the highway is right there
be the change you want to see

>>151822208
Paddock bunnies, man...

>>151822286
It especially feels off now that USAIDS has been shut down because there's no longer a curated narrative or contextual scaffolding to make this seem rational.

>>151822253
only if we bring back Clarkslurping or Villeneuveslurping

>>151822340
step1
step 2

>>151822134
What did he mean by that

>>151819502
just have the FIA do stand deflection tests, they'd never ignore an unacceptable result now would they

gimi

Gimi

>>151822522
this has been checked, its true. also checked
>>151822562
this has been debunked
>no dubs
and cant be rebunked

>>151822522
gimi

>>151822522
Whoa sweet gimi

>>151822562
You know it's not so long ago you used to wait in the garage. And as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE

im back from getting gaped by posting brasillio nexto... ;-;

how did they.. do this to me.. they... violated me..

Mr. Norris; your opening statement.

>>151818579
>last lap shootout in the wet sprint race after a safety car
>stroll meanders to the back of gasly's alpine at terminal velocity and a tyre is set free high into the air
>directly impacts a crucial support of the stand(s)
>it all comes falling down
K-Kino...

It's gonna make le mans 55 look like a joke

November races are comfy at least

>>151822870
does a stand collapse warrant a vsc?

>>151823062
There's no risk to human life so I don't see why it would.

>>151823062
double waved yellows in sector 3

We're gonna get a robot F1 driver before we get a woman F1 driver.

>>151823184
Already did

>>151823184
robot F1 womyn are real F1 womyn

>>151823201
As terrifying as that one scene from Signs.

>>151819642
I don't know how George always creates memeable reaction images.

>>151819642
>>151820202
He's her real daddy.

biz idea: move races to Friday evenings (western yourope time) so the end of the race doesn't mean the weekend is over and fewer turdies can watch

>>151823477
>the end of the race doesn't mean the weekend is over
races are on sunday morning.

>>151823514
and again

>>151823514
now apologize

>>151818430 (OP)
Do you think he gives her an allowance?

>>151818579
We LM 1955 nao

when you load people into the stands the weight will push the supports down and they'll sit cleanly on the piles of wood
trust the process

>>151823201
Was it autism?

Lando is just too weighed down by the Earth's gravity to win this championship in my opinion...

>>151823962
but what if that weight isn't perfectly centered and pushes more forward, back, left or right

>>151820038
Reminded about why I refuse to watch that so-called "Gran Turismo movie"
Why in the hell Kaz allowed the idea of using the name of something he helped to create, his own lovely brainchild, as a "product placement" for a movie about a shitty nobody who became infamous for killing a kid and forcing track changes on Nordschleife?

>>151824032
it's okay if a few of the supports are a little off as long as most of them are aligned properly
she'll be right

>>151824041
>Kaz allowed the idea of using the name of something he helped to create
Nigga they're registered trademarks of Sony, not Kaz. He doesn't own shit AFAIK.

>>151819374
Children's booze.

Fat Zak:
McLaren will take 2007 repeat over favouring one driver
>We’re well aware of 2007. Two drivers tie on points, one gets in the front. But you know, we’ve got two drivers who want to win the world championship. We’re playing offence. We’re not playing defence.
>And I’d rather go, we did the best we can on our drivers tied in points and the other beat us by one, than the alternative which is telling one of our drivers right now, when they’re one point away from each other, I know you have a dream to win the world championship but we flipped the coin and you don’t get to do it this year. Forget it.
>That’s not how we go racing. In the event that 2007 happens again, I’d rather have that outcome than all the other outcomes by playing favourites. We won’t do it.

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/mclaren-would-take-2007-repeat-over-favouring-one-driver/

>>151823573
>Do you think he gives her an allowance?
No. But He gives Albon an allowance.

>>151824496
>I’d rather have that outcome than all the other outcomes by playing favourites.
Everyone knows that 2007 was the outcome of playing favourites. If it repeats this year, it'll again be because they played favourites.

>Brazil next
>Of course teams/drivers are giving another tribute to S*nna

Just end this senna-slurping sport already I'm so tired

you have made max unleash his full power

>>151824648
uh oh penelope is gonna GET IT if she leaves her barbies on the floor again

>>151824648
>>151824772
>pov: max loses in brazil
penelopebros...

>>151824772
>>151824782
And what happens with Lily?

>>151824802
blue board we can't say..
and there's no GT race for max to distract himself...

>>151824802
sent to stay with aunt thiccy and uncle gigachad for a few days

>>151824533
seething medshitters = everyone

>>151824825
Are you denying that McLaren have always prefered "British" drivers?

>>151824838
are you denying that medshitters shit everything up?

>>151818430 (OP)
>Yuki Tsunoda, who landed in Brazil, got lost at the airport because no one came to pick him up!
They're not even trying to hide it anymore that they don't want him there.

>>151824924
they were there yugi somehow managed to get himself lost in the small walk from baggage pickup to the front door
also he's very smol so they couldn't see him pls understand

>>151821948
Fuck I hate pozzed media. I really hate the folded arms posture. It's just so fake and, well, mouth-breathing.
Like yeah, we get it, you're supposedly "all that" and everything, but seriously, try to look like something other than an obnoxious uppity brat.
Picrel is how real men stand when their pictures are being taken.
None of this reality TV show look-tough, "so bold so brave" bullshit.
Satoru-san literally looks like the cool guy from every Showa era TV show ever. Senna's being the pro.

>>151825088
T-that wasn't a photo op!

>>151824888
No. But McLaren supporting them over the slighly less shit option isn't making it any better.

>>151824496
And if one driver mysteriously loses all form in the last few races despite being better all season so the British driver is the one that wins well I guess the best man won. womp womp

I thought Stella was a woman, praising and simping Lando all season

How new am I?

>>151825271
because medshitters are known for their consistency and ability to deliver under pressure

>>151825278
Don't worry, anon. Everyone thinks Stella is a woman.

>>151819036
did they just dump a thin layer of asphalt to make it look like they did something?

>>151825760
That looks like gravel.

Assuming one of the McShitters' drivers wins the WDC, when was the last time we had another such pathetic winner? Jensen, Damon Hill?

>>151825780
bossberg.
he was such a pussy in the last race.

>>151825835
He didn't want to get crashed out by shamilton like had happened in Austria.

>>151825835
>such a pussy
Did you see how Hamilton behaved in that race? He'd definitely taken Rosberg out given the chance. And gotten away with it thanks to being FIA's golden child.

>>151825780
villeneuve is basically norris
>carried by the car
>extremely unlikeable
>faggot hair
>some nepotism involved
>norris will probably fall into obscurity and get dropped to drive at a backmarker team and end up as an insufferable media personality as well

piastri is damon hill, theyre both frauds and i dont think either of them have a personality beyond "i drive a car"

>>151826018
Ricci you've really got to stop posting this stuff, we know it's you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVXy3IttebU

on an absolutely INSANE gooning streak right now. i CANNOT stop gooning to brasilian bunda in honour of the upcoming GP

>>151826064
Has Kelly of any of Max's other family been included in the coom collection?

>only minor rain expected for part of the gp on sunday.
Its so over....

>>151826085
>minor rain
Still enough to cancel the race.

a minor you say

>>151826085
>spa all over again
The one hope is that shitters try too hard and run out of skill.

>Wet race
It's his time

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151826071
kelly is prime brasilian gooning material, yes

>>151826146
>qualifies p2
>finishes p15

>>151826285
>finishes

Just discovered a new office MILF. Races for this feel?

>>151826301
2021 Belgian GP, 'cause your race is over and with a sad wet finish.

>>151826364
fuck peter windsor

>>151826364
Punished Doohan.

>>151826373
puhan
dooshed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPp8DhuBsKA
$100M btw

>>151826420
>not even 3k views

has there ever been a more desperately grim and embarrassing fall from grace for a former F1 champion?

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>151826462
Yes, especially the falling part.
You frequently mention the driver in question being in a goon and scat involved trance in your home country.

>Cant even rape and gape twinks in the orange cars
washed up

>>151826470
i meant on the grid. schumi was respectable during his mercedes stint. the scat gooning induced trance state is not related to this discussion

>>151826420
did the afro guy say "waddup nigger?" at the beginning?

>>151826485
>the afro guy
You'll need to clarify.

>>151826462
Depends on your definitions. Several champions have looked pretty bad in the past. Button comes to mind, also Hill, Villeneuve. Difference is that none of those were ever as overhyped as Hamilton is. They were basically just known as below-average drivers who lucked into a championship. But there's a whole narrative around Hamilton that paints him as one of the greats, which makes his exposure seem way more severe.

>>151826559
How slow would Edd make an F1 car?

hamilton "im brasilian!" bullshit is so cringe when theres an actual brazuca and argie on the grid now
you are bongtard and you will always be,you colonizer fuck

>>151826662
but he is black

>>151823477
Lum!

>>151826670
>black
*mutt
Which actually makes him even more Brazilian.

>>151819526
boobens again

>>151826687
Is that boobens and boobinho aka poopoo or whatever his name is?

>>151826680
1 drop rule, he is fully british

peter windsor=my enemy

>>151826559
did anyone ever try to work out if edd was speeding

eurobros... we got to cocky
captcha drs n(a)y

jesus, all season long i have been around p10-p15 in the league, stupid piastry pushed me out of the top 25
at least alonso is leading, with jorge a close second and the black cheater(funny that he is a cheater here aswell) p3

why are f1 drivers so uncharismatic? can't wait to watch the next interview!
>do you think you could win the championship?
>uhh maybe idk

>>151826855
it's all fake, they can't tell anything, they don't want any drama on shitter or something

>>151826718
No, anon! Sir Lewis Hamilton is the only black driver in the history of driving. Those others are just faking it. Don't help them perpetuate the lie!

>>151826855
Because then their team's press officers snitch on and reprimand them.

Did you know that, reportedly, former Alpine engineers that are now working at Ferrari were initially stunned to find that the 2026 Ferrari PU was worse than the Renault one they were working on at Alpine before they shut down the Renault PU project?
Pretty grim

>>151826919
Kwab of all kwabs

>>151823970
he's just finnish

>>151826919
nextyearsisters....

the autist is back

>>151827004
what is he doing man
what is he up to

What is this?

What if Max steals Alexandra next

>>151827011
a bogged hag and a balding fraud

>>151827011
>just me and my TITS
wom*n

>>151827017
it would be extremely painful

What if Max steals Chadders next

>>151827093
stop it.

What if Max steals Claire Williams and becomes Carlos's stepdad?

>>151819036
A street circuit in Rio could be KINO.
But I believe if the Brazilian GP ever leaves Interlagos it would move to Velocittá

>>151827017
M'leux or Botez?

>>151827162
Would the Rio street circuit have dead cartel member chicanes

>>151827162
Velo Citta

>>151827174
Hopefully yes

>>151827175
>curva do museo

Barrichello had Colapinto and Tsunoda over for barbeque and brigadeiro
Wholesome af

>>151827175
>3443m
>small even for TN cars
>half of the Stock Car teams need to stay in tents
>the other half which actually stay in boxes doesnt have enough space to fit all the equipment
>goiania, which already had the 2nd best infrastructure, needed to modernize EVERYTHING FOR MOTOGP, FOR BIKES
you know its never going to happen

>>151827028
Still better than norizz

>>151818430 (OP)
lecute settled hard

>>151819231
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>comfy morning free practice
Obrigado, Brasil.

Thoughts on watching CP in the Middle East?

>>151822182
>reading senna's book next to senna's tomb
u are not a vibe bro

>>151826919
People always say these things.
Like the 2010 Toyota being a championship contender.
Ironically enough the 2009 Honda would actually have been a championship contender but the Mercedes engine was dominant that year.

>>151826855
a driver's charisma hasn't interested me in 21 years of watching

>>151827324
He's literally him, as the kids say

>>151827324
this is beyond gay

seb has a stand in the paddock for people to draw trees

my brain is wet mush so can someone explain why the hue gp sessions are so far apart?

>>151822182
>keeps headphones on
based, I hope he turned up the volume while she was talking too

>>151827394
this fucking schizo
can't he just fuck off?

no less than 12 med drivers will be starting on the grid in the next season compared to 5 white representatives
>Gasly
honorary med due to his gf
>Colapinto
med
>Alonso
med
>Stroll
white
>Bortoleto
med
>Hülkenberg
white
>Perez
med
>Bottas
white
>Leclerc
honorary med due to his wife
>Hamilton
american
>Ocon
med
>Bearman
honorary med because he is cute
>Norris
honorary american
>Piastri
med
>Antonelli
med
>Russell
white
>Hadjar
arab
>Lawson
white
>Verstappen
honorary med due to his gf
>Tsunoda
asian
>Albon
asian
>Sainz
med

>>151827394
what is he doing man
what is he up to

Dead End

>>151827436
He is clearly saving the planet. What he is doing is very important and makes him a hero.

LANDOBROS...

>>151827460
KEK
U
C
K

>>151827394
How does a relatively cool person gets mindbroken so hard well into his 30s? I could understand if he was still an undeveloped 20 something twink at the height of globohomo spiritual warfare, but no, he was a fully formed adult with children when he became more faggy than Hamilton. Mindboggling.

>>151827394
GET A JOB

>>151827324
Who's more faker and more likely to be a robot? Gimi or Georgie?

>>151826291
>formation lap
never change stroll

Why there arent any Casual sim that as good as Gran Turismo 4 ;_;

>>151827506
girl name

>>151826291
Every time I see this, I spend the next 5 years wondering how Stroll doesn't know that you can't just drive through gravel in a F1 car.

>>151827394
i call him the most raped f1 champ

>>151827327
everything other than the engine doesn't do shit

So 4 is the maximum number huh. Max cant even reach Faggio level so hes not the goat

>>151827617
It's his parents fault for naming him M4x instead of Jo5 jr

>>151827623
M4x v3r5tt4p3n

Max 19 wdc confirmed

>>151827394
I studied computer science. I've drawn enough tress to safe at least a few dozen rain forests.

>>151827394
brazil is somewhere in europe where he can drive from his switzerland on a bike?

he's spot on

>>151827394
As grown adults why would they even participate in this? Is it prerequisite for an autograph?

>>151827737
Rome wasn't build in a day

>>151827737
>reflecting on his first season with Ferrari
Wouldn't "Rome was(n't) destroyed in one day" the more appropriate analogy there?

>>151827737
Reminds me of that Red Bull ad where they built Rome in a day.

>>151827739
>drawing? That shit's for kids, man. I'm a grown adult
You sound like a 14 year old

>>151827787
Why would you want to participate in some performative dogshit photo op for a has been trying to "save the world" while attending a grand prix?

>>151827737
*roma, ferrari roma, two door, 620hp, 760nm, 0-100kph in 3.4 second and top speed of 320kph, he is advertising a car

>https://racingnews365.com/carlos-sainz-struck-down-with-illness-on-eve-of-brazilian-gp
Based Proudy feigning illness to skip Sennaslurping.

>>151827737
>40-year-old franchise driver
Yeah, totally will do

>>151827802
It's just people hanging out doing something nice and well-intentioned, anon

business idea : open radio channels between the drivers (with a proximity system)

>>151827857
>something nice and well-intentioned
retard

Senna wasn't even that good

>>151827811
How does this happen to him more often than everyone else combined?

>>151827863
Elaborate

Rio is building a new track and aims to host the Brazilian Grand Prix, construction is expected to take 2 years. The clock is ticking for Interlagos.

Gimi

>>151827956
Based

>>151827945
Interlagos doesn't host the Brazilian Grand Prix though.

>>151827945
There are three races in murica and several in the middle east, they are all sovlless. For no reason at all South America on the other hand only has one.
Why not have Interlagos and Rio host races? The cities are like 500km apart, you can easily set it on consecutive weekends and both races will have full atendance.
Chile and Argentina should host races too.
Less soulless consumerism from burgers and towelheads, more soulful south amerindian pardolas

>>151827945
Will it have elevation changes or something that'd make it unique?

>>151828019
We will use dead drug cartel members as kurbs

>>151828045
why did they remove their clothes?

>>151828017
>Why not have Interlagos and Rio host races?
Because Rio is a shithole with no motorsport history. It'll be as soulless as the other ones you mentioned.
The obvious solution is to have most all races in continental Europe again. But for that to happen, Liberty must die ... with thunderous applause.

>>151828045
Based, I fully support Guaratiba now

>>151828054
so she can mount them easier

>>151828045
KERBS
ESL please understand
>>151828054
To paint a false picture that they were all innocent. But the cops released footage of all of them going into the woods in tactical gear and ghillie suits and footage of the locals removing their clothing when they removed the bodies from the woods

>>151828054
Makes them look more sympathetic

>>151828063
Rio used to host races in the old track that no longer exists

>>151828063
Bring back :
>Hockenheim
>Magny Cours
>Buenos Aires
>Jerez

Get rid of :
>Miami
>Las Vegas
>everything in the middle east

simple as

>>151828090
Remove Melbourne too

>>151828096
most importantly remove Yas Marina, or move it up the calendar
Ending the season in a desertslop tilkedrome is criminal

>>151828090
Vegas and Sakhir are some of the best tracks though.

Bring back Paul Retard, I want to see Chuck an hero

Best pre-Senna driver?

>>151828160
Sakhir is actually pretty good, I don't agree with Vegas though

>>151827811
Who will replace him?

>>151828212
I know a guy

>>151828203
Vegas is the new Monaco and it's actually raceable for these days cars.

>>151827896
indian food
no, but its always him and alo, alo, this season, skiped 2 thursdays and 1 fp1 because he was feeling under the weather
these spics, always faking something to not work

>>151827436
>"save the trees!"
>brings stacks of paper for people to doodle on or not use at all, and then throw away
Next I'm going to save the oceans by funding population expansion in India.

>>151828045

Death to demons

>>151828090
Nurburgring, Istanbul and Portimao should be on there too

>>151827907
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>151828073
why did locals want to paint them as innocent? is it not good for them to have cartel members wiped?

>>151827175
>curva do museo
>curva dos macacos
>caipirinha

Y'all should listen to Future Funk

>>151828357
He a good boy he dindu nuffin

>>151828090
Jeddah is kino
add Sepang

gimi got gaped

Reject 4chan
Return to Lum

Hey, I'm with a Japanese F1 pilot here in my house. He was lost at the airport and apparently his team doesn't answer his calls. What should I do? My mom says he's scary and want him gone.

>>151828445
Finders keepers

>>151827737
it's a marathon, not a sprint, Pt2. Ferrari boogaloo.

>>151827404
i see you're a Razer advert fan

>>151827945
>Bahrain with grass

Brazil next

Lando is Palmeiras

>>151828499
Are showers to brazilians what trains are to indians?

>>151828505
Is this bad for Palmeiras?

>uh actually the big straight line that makes up half the circuit is slightly curved and slopes a little bit so that makes it LE SOVL
why are medshitters like this

>>151828517
no

>>151828512
That would be bridges over rivers. There's a lot of content on the Brazilian internet of people jumping off bridges for fun and dying.

>>151828499
I still don't know what this thing is supposed to be. Water heater? Bluetooth speaker?
Captcha SAAR lmao

>>151828539
Water heater

>>151828539
benchod bloody saaaaar

>>151819036
>he doesnt want a favela circuit
Homo

>>151828539
In line water heater, so they don't need a dedicated water heater for "hot" showers.

>>151828505
/capof1b/
now we just need Max with a flamengo shirt

>>151827737
*spat on

Digits and Brazil grandstand collapses and causes 15 spectators death and 1 F1 title contender death

>>151828534
>There's a lot of content on the Brazilian internet of people jumping off bridges for fun and dying.
Vgh... my favstian brothers...

>>151828551
>>151828629
it still baffles me why the fuck do we use this shit
I almost died at least once showering at cheap hotels

>>151828653
did he died?

>>151828653
is that blood at the end? or just the pants

>>151828665
Idk but I think >>151828667 is right he is bleeding so it can't be good

im starting to think alonso isnt that good

>>151822182
He us probably looking for a goth gf

>>151828675
thats your problem, you are started to think
alonsooooo alonsooooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alonsoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alojnsoooo alosnooooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alonsooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alonsoooo alosnooooo qaonsoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alosnoooo alonsoooooa lsonooo

Game recognizes game

>>151828653
KWAB

>>151828675
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>151827470
This is the stark part. Grim fall. 2018 eternally left him RAPED! Sad!

>>151827737
>rome wasn't build in a day

>>151828782
do you have a script that posts this anytime he is mentioned?

>>151828054
They dont wand threads and fabric in their soon to be big macs

XxXNiggerKillerXxx

>>151827011
he is worth 50m, and he will be worth 100m in the next few year
of course they acknowledge his existence

>>151828847
Why are you doxxing my steam username bro...

>>151828673
nah, broken legs at most, i recall in 2016-2018 a video similar to this went viral and the guy was asking for money because he broke his legs

>>151828653
They closed a hotel in Ibiza this year because Britshits kept dying from jumping of their balcony.

>>151828869
Broken legs bros how we feelin?

>>151828847
matamoros, thats just a regular surname here

>>151828813
nah, sometimes he replies without alonso being mentioned and only implied

baking

skanking

pozfags are waiting for the next thread

Dead Sport

>>151827011
just go for a walk around the block
dumb woman

>>151828872
Karma
If i recall correctly it was a brit who invented gravity

>>151827011
W*men:
>REEEE how dare some guy in a gym record me or take pictures of me while I'm there I feel so violated fucking creep!
Also w*men:
>Oh look at this guy here in the gym with a full head of hair and lots of money just trying to get his workout in as I secretly record him.
Also 3/10 face.

>>151829285
>>151829285
>>151829285

>>151827162
https://youtu.be/9JlACLC5Kpc?si=LNjcVz32ux0bXB2b

>>151827175
>>151827175
https://youtu.be/2juGaxjRNDI?si=Zj53cHFKYD-Onjgk

Is the new thread real or the same schizo who spams the thread when we don't use his?

>>151829345
If no spam happens, then it's his.

gonna bake a proper thread

proper
>>151830660
>>151830660
>>151830660

>>151827737
there are better morcheeba songs

>>151829285
>>151829285

>>151829289
>>151839365
fuck off
>>151838580
thanks seb
theb