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Previous >>151814492

Who will sand a quarter of the back door to my brown shed?

What the actual fuck.

>Jacoby Brissett has been suspended for 2 games following a physical altercation that occurred in the locker room between him and teammate Kyler Murray, more details to follow @RapSheet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwWQBUSpgY

Now that dust has settled, why did Jerruh trade the Cowboys pick over the Packers pick

Patriots will beat the Buccaneers and lock their victory over the AFC East

>>151818586
Huh?

>>151818591
Fuck off

Will he win another Owl in his career?

>>151818591
KEK if only

>>151818577 (OP)
I see the light berdbro

>>151818595
Because he's a terrible GM and got fleeced. He's never been good at 95% of his job, the only thing he's good at is getting attention.

>>151818601
No the owl is going through the NFCW this year

>>151818601
Yes.

stop saying nfc west is nfc best
they’re all paper tigers

What will Kyler's next destination be?

>>151818625
Every team with a winning record is a paper tiger

>>151818577 (OP)
>berd edition
>digits
GREAT thread

>>151818633
Jets

>>151818633
Either OpTic Texas or Minnesota Rokkr

I think the berds and jags will go far.

Retros TNF

>>151818642
>get rid of Justin Fields for Justin Fields 1.5
Most Jets move imaginable, I can see it happening

>>151818673
They need high draft picks for a multi year long reset.

>>151818625
Who isn't a paper tiger then

>>151818660
Just make them the normal uniforms at this point

>>151818633
Steelers

>>151818693
The New England Patriots

>Denver has the lowest strength of victory among AFC playoff teams
meme stat?

Lions trajectory was hiring a former player as head coach to tank command and build it into an excellent team
Patriots trajectory was hiring a former player as head coach to tank command then fire him and get someone who's actually good
Which path are the Jets taking?

>>151818706
>what is strength of record
Lmao

>>151818730
you can only suck the cocks put in front of you

>>151818734
>Which path are the Jets taking?
The never-ending runway

>>151818741
When they beat the Bills again in the playoffs let me knowwwwwwww

Everyone is talking about what frauds the Patriots are but their strength of victory isn't that unusual

>>151818734
Glenn stinks but any high potential coaching candidate is avoiding the team like the plague, so he is the best they can get

>>151818767
Lol the AFC is fucking dogshit

Lions season is fucked, they totally dropped the ball hiring John Morton as OC instead of Tanner Engstrand.

The guy doesn't know the players, doesn't know the plays, doesn't know the Lions playing style and all his plays are and predictable. He's wasting the talent on the team.

>>151818601
>I want a picture of a random man on my wall
Bit odd

>>151818790
The league is fucking dogshit

>>151818584
>Assmad at AI not picking his team
Kek

>>151818767
my steelies beat the top two teams :)

>>151818695
They can't because they just changed the uniform. It's like a 5 year period before you can change your defaults. The Bengals helped with getting more alts for games though

>>151818741
A meme stat because a team with a good record is actually bad because they beat bad teams but if a team were to beat them that would mean the other team is good because they beat a bad team that beat other bad teams.

>>151818867
It’s the same argument as the babby argument. It ends with no one being good.

Asante Samuel Jr update

>>151818577 (OP)
>Objection
>what is a cardinal direction?

>>151818730
But they have wizards who make them win in the 4th quarter. MAG vs STR

>>151818745
Fuck off

>>151818790
Fuck you

>>151818838
Oh fuck off

>>151818879
I'm inclined to believe there are no good teams but beating bad teams doesn't mean you're a bad team. It makes more sense when look at games individually and can say a certain team doesn't beat teams with a winning record but just saying they're not good because their opponent have a combined win percent of .417 or whatever is just lazy.

>>151818838
love you

Why hasn’t the league flexed any games yet outside of moving that one 9ers game to late afternoon? The Colts vs Chiefs is a huge game in the early window in a couple weeks. Shouldn’t that be the game of the week in the late afternoon?

>>151818695
No, then those sick uniforms would lose their special powers

>>151818790
All three 7-2 teams are AFC, loser

>>151818778
How many jobs will even be open? Giants and Dolphins look like the only sure things.

>>151818954
"Good" is relative. There are plenty of good teams right now. In fact, one of the biggest issues in the NFL right now is the talent vacuum and disparity. There are too many teams who are very good and too many teams who are very bad where normally the distribution is a lot more even.

To give you an idea, only 3 teams in the entire NFL right now have a winning percentage between 40-60%. 90% of the league is either better than that or worse than that. Only 3 teams are actually roughly average(Chiefs, Vikings, Panthers)

Please just chop off Kraft's leg and replace it with a bionic one. We need him out there on Monday

>>151818973
It's probably on CBS who might not have a 4pm est slot that week so they'd have to give it fox which would piss off CBS and even though they can do it they try not to

>>151818991
Ravens
Bengals
Raiders
Falcons maybe

>>151819012
Heem sleepy

For me? It’s the Jacksonville Jaguars

Monday is going to be fun

For me, its the struggle.

>>151819064
Taylor Swift caught in 4K doing her best racist chinese accent here.

>>151819072
I can admire the Cardinals fans loyalty. My highschool team was the Cardinals So I have a soft spot for them

>>151819038
I thought about Zac Taylor but figured the ownership is too cheap to fire him when he’s out next year anyway and he has the excuse of Burrow being out.
I wouldn’t bet on the Ravens owners doing the right thing but hopefully they don’t waste everyone’s time like the Steelers did.

This is now a /Jonathan James McCarthy/ general

>>151818741
Retards trying to apply college meme rankings to a professional sport

guys
Steelixers, lol

>>151819121
I want to see a Bo Nix and JJ McCarthy literal cage match fight

>>151818985
They play the AFC lmao

>>151818790
Bominder that Bo Nix has never lost to an NFC team.

>>151819123
Yeah because there's no difference between having to play the Jets twice a year and having to playing the Eagles twice a year right

>>151819066
Packers win and then lose the Giants, because they’re awesome weird team this year.

I wonder what Jets and Giants fans are thinking right now

>>151819167
thinkin' bout them logs

guys, I’m starting to bo-lieve in the broncos this season

Seethe

>>151819167
>giants and jets fans
>thinking

>>151819181
Whos gonna carry the logs? And the boats?

>>151818973
The Cowboys-Raiders Monday night game needs to be relegated to a Wednesday afternoon.

>>151819239
"Business Day" game like they do on boreball

>>151819183
I wouldn't. They have a bottom 10 offense and while their defense is very good, it isn't good enough to carry them to an owl like they did a decade ago

>>151819239
That doesn't even need to televised just tell us the result after its over

>>151819276
Their offense was fucked the half of the season cause Payton wasn't running bo at all. Now that bos legs have been unlocked the broncos have an actual offense

>>151819276
They are top 10 or top 15 in every offensive metric.

>>151819167
Giants defence and Nabers are dead. There is enough young talent on the team to attract good coaches. Dart looks like the guy. The team will inevitably win 1 more game to stink up the picks a little.

>>151819276
They're learning not to throw retarded screen plays. They also just beat the number 1 defense, even though it was a fucking ugly game

>>151819153
>

Why do Broncos fans act like Bo is this raw prospect that needs more playing experience when he has had over 60 college starts

Breece Hall really this mad lmfao

>>151819335
Fake

Neither the Broncos or the Chiefs can be accurately assessed until they play each other in 2 weeks.

>>151819325
Muh generational talent Abdul Carter has 0.5 sacks. I'm concerned.
I liked Jalon Walker more but trusted the experts.
He leads all rookies with 3.0.

>>151819350
No Broncos fans have said Bo needs more time. He just needs Payton to stop calling retarded plays

>>151819167
>I hope no one figures out I live in jersey
>I still don't know why we call em bodegas, it's just a convenience store
>thin pizza is kinda shit ngl, so are hotdogs boiled in 3 day old water
>I hope my wife or one of her 20 family members we live woth remembered to feed the rats so they don't eat my dog again

>>151819164
Division games and non division games have almost identical average point differentials.
>The average point differential (i.e., margin of victory) in NFL regular-season division games since 1983 is 11.6 points, according to an analysis of game data cited in a Grantland article. This is nearly identical to the 11.7-point average for non-division games over the same period, indicating that division games are not meaningfully closer despite common perceptions.
In other words, you are coping and grasping at straws based on your own biases.

NY/NJ in shambles

>>151819377
This is dependent entirely on the division

>>151819393
nah par for the course.
the lead never felt safe unironically.

>>151819397
The longterm data shows that it all evens out at the end of the day.

>>151819357
Fair

>>151819418
Losing like that is genuinely embarrassing

>>151819064
>Words like monster
>Words like demon

>>151819429
Proof. I stated this is dependent on the division which is true.

Divisions who have long term active head coaches understand that playing one another washes out to mostly be the same.

>>151819359
He’s driving everyone into the arms of Burns on the blindside who has the most sacks in the league. He wins his pass rush at a high rate and gets pressure. Hopefully there’s a new DC and they invest in the secondary because there is always someone open back there.

>>151819377
Explain why Brady went like 30-3 against the Bills then and why the Patriots won the AFCE almost every season he played

>>151819432
and the coaches will be dismissed accordingly

>>151819455
Because they were a really good team (or by your logic, a really bad team).

so you like football? Name all nfl players

>>151819488
Jackie Chan.
Done

>>151819500
THE REST OF THE LEAGUE IS COLLUDING TO KEEP MY CHIEFS OUT OF PLAYOFFS

Turned down a superbowl ring

>>151819483
And how does that discredit my point? Teams like the Jets, Browns and Giants were considered free divisional wins for almost a decade

>>151819488
Jayden Hurst

>>151819451
Burns being a beast is a good point in terms of stats sharing.
But again, the name Lawrence Taylor was used.
Carter has 0 solo sacks in 9 games.
Their 1st rounder must be corner 100%.

>>151819500
We were getting swept regardless. Stroud sucks

>>151819530
>were considered free divisional wins for almost a decade
For casual viewers, sure. You're talking about the kind of people who predict the top two teams making the Superbowl every year.

>>151819551
Wow that's racist

>>151819518
Good. About time. Better than in the past when they were colluding to give them favorable trades.

>>151819564
Then enlighten me ball knower, what's your pick em record this year

>>151819551
I don't think he sucks as bad as many ppl think. Dude has an awful o line

>>151819581
QB makes the line, not the other way around

>>151819522
The only reason someone would turn down a superbowl ring to go to San Francisco is for gay sex and heroin.

>>151819588
Retard

lol it's ogre
they go on a run with brisket, they're not putting kyler back in
they lose with brisket, they're not trotting kyler out there to risk their trade asset getting injured
99% chance he's played his last snap in arizona

>>151819377
perfect amerigoy. great reading skills, competent enough math skills, and the critical thinking of a mailbox

>>151819607
>what is time to throw
>what is pocket presence
>what is calling your protection

Digits and we're getting a scorigami this week

>>151819630
5% of sacks are 100% the lines fault, most are about 30%

>>151819649
Grounz

why does no one here post about the Rams. like ever. how are there no football anons in LA?

>>151819538
The one area he has let himself down for me is tackling. He has hit the QB 5 times. With McCoy being hurt there’s no corner with a top 10 grade but McCoy, Delane, Abney and Hood all look good. If they can trade back to get one of these plus Tate or Boston I think it would be a lot better than taking Tyson. The linebackers look good this year too if McFadden won’t sign for cheap.

>>151819626
You're the one trying to argue that there is no such thing as a good team.

>>151819676
There's Youngblood but he's the only one

>>151819630
Because Joe Burrow's OL is sooooooo good

Brisket for the next 4 games

>>151819700
Line isn't the problem, look at how well 75 year old Joe Flacco is doing behind it. Why? He gets rid of the ball

>>151819686
Is he the one that said he was going to take a bottle of tylenol and take a long nap or however he worded it then never posted again?

>>151819580
I don't do pick ems. My ATS record is 44-33, which is good for a 15.54 ROI.

>>151819725
That's not a fair comparison because Flacco has white dna

>Kyler Murray placed on IR
Wtf

>>151819739
Call of Duty releases November 14th

>>151819140
Why does he look so fucking old?

>>151819588
dumb retard

>>151819614
seems legit to me

>>151819727
No Youngblood changed his trip several times and goes by Lakeshow or something now but that was original one

>>151819721
>>151819739
Why are they pretending Kyler is hurt instead of just saying he's benched because he sucks?

>>151819739
Black Ops 7 is scheduled for release on November 14, 2025,

>>151819798
Oh I'm probably thinking of BucMe then

>>151819535
Based knower

How did a ball to the face result in his foot being injured?

>>151819799
Him going on IR frees up a roster spot

Could the Jest have won if they just trusted the process?

>Defensive Secondary
Sauce Gardner, Jamal Adams, Michael Carter II, Jamien Sherwood
>Linebackers and Edge Rushers
Jermaine Johnson II, Demario Davis, Blake Cashman
>Defensive Linemen and Edge Rushers
Quinnen Williams, Michael Clemons, Leonard Williams, Will McDonald

>Offensive Line
Olu Fashanu, Alijah Vera-Tucker, Joe Tippman, Mekhi Becton, Armand Membou
>Quarterback
Sam Darnold
>Wide Receivers
Garrett Wilson, Elijah Moore
>Running Backs
Breece Hall, Braelon Allen
>Tight End
Mason Taylor

>>151819845
No.

>>151819488
Kurt Angle
Rey Mysterio
Randy Orton

>>151819782
The non ball knower gets angry and confused when faced with actual ball knowledge

>>151819725
>line isn't the problem
you do not know ball

>>151819845
Garrett Wilson and the defensive front seven are the only things that are good here.
And even then, the defensive front isn't well-balanced.

>>151819832
Frees up this bussy

>>151819871
Is it true Rey mysterio murdered a dude ?

>>151819488
I legitimately can't even name every player on the team I back. I can name every starter but I couldn't tell you the entire 53 man roster. I can probably name like 30 of them. The starting offensive and defensive players, the special teams, and some of the more notable backups.

>>151819912
Na that was Tony Khan

Oh shit oh fuck I literally can not stop thinking about bussy I'm obsessed with it can't live without it and it's tearing my family apart

I don't trust it when all these faggots agree, that means something bad is going to happen.

tear this bussy a part

had the jest traded breece hall and jermaine johnson yesterday, then i think i could probably only name 6-7 jest with full confidence that they were still on the roster.

Herbert needs more help

>>151819923
Oh shit Ray murdered Tony? KWADB

>>151819912
Really not funny. It was an accident and it was a close friend of his and he feels tremendous guilt over his death.

Try to imagine yourself in that situation where a close friend of yours was kicked by you, he fell a little funny, and he wound up dying because of it. Tragic and sad.

>>151819927
It's genuinely a curse when they all go one way. It means the Bears are either going to lose or it's going to be a heart attack close game. They always fuck up and pick it one way.

>>151819958
Feel tremendous guilt over this bussy

>>151819958
It was just a question
It’s like asking if x NFL player had ever murdered a dude

>>151819927
Please don’t hurt our pick

>>151819958
I always knew Ray killed Eddie to get the belt himself.

>>151819678
I haven't even looked at the CB prospects yet but whichever one projects to be the top man coverage corner is who I'd bet they draft.
That said while Bowen likes man coverage, he might not be here anymore. But the secondary is on thin ice even when healthy. Adebo and Phillips can't be your top guys.
I'll only be ok with going LB if it's a gold jacket player, otherwise that's a 2nd round position to me.
And for the record, stop passing the fucking ball to Wandale for 4 yards. I get there's injuries but that's accomplishing nothing. Not being able to scheme Slayton or Robinson open shows you how limited Daboll is as a play designer.

>>151819832
Yeah but now if Bussy gets hurt, they can't just send Kikeler back in there

>>151819958
But I don't have any friends

>>151819999
Rey also killed Benoit and his family and framed it as a murder suicide to get him to drop the belt

PFF TOP 10 TEAMS BY RAW TALENT
1. Rams
2. Seahawks
3. Lions
4. Packers
5. Colts
6. Chiefs
7. Eagles
8. Bills
9. Patriots
10. Broncos

>>151820062
I say these things, but I don’t think i look like that

never forget

>>151819770
That hot, southern sun

Time for tiers

>>151820098
the bills just aren't the best team. I think he should've just left the top blank because there's just not a dominant team in the league right now.

Guys Denny's is shutting down all stores :(

>>151820028
Delane is the best in man of the non-McCoy options imo. Reese is special at LB, if no one wants to trade up and Tyson is gone I’d be happy with him. The reason I’m hoping for Tate or Boston is because they are both 6’4 200lbs and don’t drop the ball, the opposite of the Giants WR core.

BEST TEAMS BY TOTAL DVOA
1. Seahawks(47.4%)
2. Colts(36.6%)
3. Rams(36.5%)
4. Lions(29.3%)
5. Chiefs(25.7%)
6. Bills(20.5%)
7. Packers (18.9%)
8. Broncos (13.8%)
9. Texans (13.3%)
10. Steelers (12.6%)

Note that historically, DVOA has been EXTREMELY accurate in gauging team strength. The highly accurate stat here is saying that the Seahawks are noticeably the best team in the league. Very interesting and these are the real power rankings.

>>151820119
But not waffle house!

>>151820131
okay, but the SB champs last year were 5th in DVOA

>>151820119
No, they're just going private instead of being franchised

>>151820119
I've never been to a Denny's

>>151820123
I'm with you on that. Problem is that this regime values speed not size across the board. It's football, have some physicality.
They're obsessed with being sleek. See Kadarius Toney.

>>151820050
>raw talent
The Eagles should clearly be #1. They have the best roster, they're just held back currently by injuries and scheme/coach dysfunction on offense.

>>151820089
what am i looking at here

New York and its teams are souless trash

>>151820042
That's retarded? Everyone knows it was Kevin Sullivan in the dining room with the lead pipe.

>>151820321
cringe

>>151820345
Just like my Cardies :)

>>151820287
*oh yeah Toney was Gettleman
Giants still draft too much for weapons and it's created the current situation where they rely on a mid offense to win.

>>151820131
it's autistic and ranks shutting down clayton tune for 100 yds vs his 150 avg and giving up 300 to a good qb avg 250 the same as holding both to 200. dvoa darlings tend to do the former a lot

My panthers will win the NFC south, you heard it here first

>the Bengals rank second out of 1,669 teams in most points allowed at this point in the season
>If the Bengals allowed 40 against the Pittsburgh Steelers after the bye, they will have given up the most points all-time through 10 games
>the Bengals are on pace to tie the post-merger record of 33.3 PPG given up in a season
>With 2.93, the Bengals have the highest YPD allowed through the first nine games of a season
We are witnessing a top 5 worst defense in NFL history, which could end up as the worst in history by the end of the season. For reasons known to Bengal fans, Taylor will return, Tobin will keep his job, and they'll return the vast majority of their defense next season.

>>151820306
Mahomes Schizo's 5000 word schizo essay

>>151820400
Drafting athletes that can’t play is Schoen’s issue. Evan Neal and Deonte Banks were bigger misses than Toney who could have worked out with a better attitude. Kayvon took his time but looks good now, especially against the run.

>>151820500
who's first the 19 dolphins?

>>151820552
In regard to the first point? 2012 Titans.

>>151820605
Cincy turns the ball over too much and it compounds it. They'd still be shit but their offense isn't blameless victims

Sensual sex with slender yet curvy black women wearing Cardinals merch

>>151820686
It's going down with Flacco who has MVP type numbers in the past 3 games.

If you're a Bengals defensive player how do you even walk into the locker room or pre-game huddle knowing the entire offense hates your guts?

>>151820872
Verrrry carefully

>>151819121
What's he cooking up this weekend?

>>151820872
Easily since they're getting paid no matter what

>>151820914
curry to go with his meditation

>>151820827
hes sloppy getting those numbers. im not going to defend the bengals defense just stating the offense helps create the boat race numbers

>>151820770
He might be stranded there like Kirk Cousins

>>151820935
I'm sure any team would want their QB producing >1200 yards, 12 TDs and only 1 real turnover in 4 games. If the Bengals had a Top 15 defense, they'd be 5-4 at worst and 6-3 at best, which means they're the division leader.

Patty Bussytini

Fatshit Buttholes

I'm thinking about bussy again

Broncos!

You can have sex with ANY woman earth

BUT

Your team will never win a Superbowl as long that team exist

would you do it?

>>151819912
Manslaughtered but yes

I thought Waddle was getting traded. I've been bamboozled

>>151821049
shant

How do you just magically become really good at football like what is happening with Darnold

>>151821049
It'd be harder if you gave me some commitment. A one night stand won't do it. But something long, yes. I'll do it and I know who.

>>151818798
Yeah hes an idiot. Goff is also an Oline baby.

>>151818798
>new OC and DC
Everyone knew this would be a down year

>>151821103
Oline baby. Him and Goff are both like that. Also SUPER easy schedule so far.

>>151821103
Turns out having good receivers, O line and a running game improves QB play

Jets are gonna be a good landing spot for QBs. Lot of picks.

>>151821261
Inb4 they use all their 1st round picks on qbs because one of this "has" to work out

>>151821261
Do you think the Bengals would ponder a 5 1sts for 1 Burrow trade offer?

>>151821261
Hope they trade back with both this year and take 1/4 of the first round next year

>>151821363
In 27 I mean

>>151821261
Fucking lol

>>151819335
Seahawks are AFC coded

>>151819184
Chiefs are not better than Rams

Jest should have built there team around these elite players instead of getting rid of them, me thinks

>>151818577 (OP)
fucking quiter

>>151821103
>Adjusted EPA per play
fuck off with your fucking meme garbage stats

I know more about football than all yall

>>151821457
That will be 295 million dollars plus tip

>>151821463
your a pro at handling balls

I liked the Chiefs more when they were losers

>>151821490
because they didn't make you seethe?

Objective nfl power rankings. Money dont lie

>>151821504
Why are the Chiefs so high?
5-4

>>151821457
I haven't seen jorts like that in ~25 years

>>151821508
The AFC teams are high because it's the weaker conference so it's easier to get to the superbowl from within the AFC

>>151821490
It was kind of fun watching them lose all the time

What is Sean Payton's diabolical planning using Bo Nix instead of any other fucking quarterback?

I hate him

Who’s winning the purple bowl on Sunday

>>151821619
40yo married father of 3

>>151821619
He sucks at gm

>>151821665
kek what a worked mark

>>151821577
I think he sees it as a legacy-defining challenge. Can he build a babby offense easy enough that any JAG retard can run it?

Sorry Eagles, but your WR is a bust

>>151821577
Jalen Hurts is ELITE

>>151821692
This is not healthy lil bro

>>151821696
I think he’s a solid starter and a great second option at WR but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him break a tackle in his entire career. Very fast and great hands

I could heem Devonta Smith

>>151821729
t. Emmanuel Forbes

>>151821619
22 draft class was mid
23 was dogshit
24 was good
25 looks good so far
Free agency has been poor but Eluemunor is good
Burns trade was good
Should have paid McKinney and traded Saquon
Shouldn’t have paid Slayton

>>151821721
>I don’t think I’ve ever seen him break a tackle in his entire career
Seems like a pretty string exaggeration. He definitely breaks tackles and he plays tough. He takes hits all the time and bounces back up.

>>151821577
SCREENS

>>151821577
Meme stat

>>151821762
It’s a mild exaggeration but not really. I’m a diehard birds fan and I watch every game. If you are too just watch him and keep it in mind. Hes a tough player and he plays hard but he’s very light weight and he’s just not built to break tackles, so he can’t

built to break bucks

Caleb
Williams

>>151821577
God damn do Vikings fans owe Darnold a thousand apologies.

>>151818601
kollman is such a cuck loser

>>151821827
The Vikings front office owes him a thousand more, they could have resigned him

I need a new favorite player.
Who is the most devout Christian in the league?

>>151821838
Kirk Cousins

>>151821841
Uses stem cells to continue gaining wealth.

>>151821838
Bo Nix

>>151821838
Harrison Butker

>>151821838
Jayden Daniels

>>151821838
cringe

>>151821838
based

>>151821838
Actually the vast majority of NFL players are religious.

>>151818577 (OP)
The North Carolina and South Carolina Carolina Panthers of Charlotte, North Carolina and formerly Clemson, South Carolina

>>151821745
Hate to defend that faggot but Mara wouldn't let him trade Snakequon. He can't admit failure so he'll never sell of assets. Upstanding guy but other teams and even his own staff play him like a fiddle. Even his family are in on it

>>151821893
>Snakequon
how the fuck can giants fans be mad at him? you let him walk in free agency ffs.

>>151821890
Why did the Lions get black jerseys?

>>151821890
Oh yeah those guys who almost won 2 super bowls but then lost both times

>>151821898
What gave him the right to go to not only go to the team that was willing to pay him the most money but also the team where he was going to be most successful as a player?

>>151821909
>What gave him the right to go to not only go to the team that was willing to pay him the most money but also the team where he was going to be most successful as a player?
free agency, actually lol

>>151821838
>OOOOHHH LAAWWDDD DELIVER ME FROM THESE PICK SIXES

>>151821838
They're all sinners for not keeping the Sabbath.

Bo throw it more to the check down, not the wide open receiver. You can't hit that receiver.

>>151821934
Rip ozzy

>>151821898
So you would be perfectly fine with Jalen Carter going to the Cowboys?

>>151821899
>>151821903
Not even 4chan ghouls can dent the joy of having a winning team

>>151821933
He'll manifest destiny dem crab legs

>>151821955
If the Eagles let him walk in free agency? Eagles fans wouldn't have a say in where he goes and it'd be Howie's fault for letting him walk.

>>151821944
Blame the play calling. Bo can huck it downfield but Sean is a bit of an idiot

>>151821969
>Eagles fans wouldn't have a say in where he goes
Fans have little say in anything

>>151821944
>>151821988
From what I've seen from the Broncos, Payton is an asshole control freak who needs it to go his way, then when they've only scored like 6 points by the 4th quarter he lets Bo loose and the offense flows then they win because their defense kept it close.

>>151822032
I basically meant they wouldn't be able to bitch about it.

>>151821962
Thoughts on Bryce Young?

>>151821103
>fields ahead of caleb
>both in bottom quartile
my bears know how to draft 'em

>>151821898
It’s just sour grapes. Saquon gave his all to New York and they dropped him like a turd in a toilet bowl. How is that his fault? The org stabbed him in the back because they thought he was washed from injuries

Guys my bussy

>>151822044
And what would your boyfriend think

did doubs confuse his own teammate with nick mangold?

>>151822119
Tell us more, over the next 10 posts you make in /nfl/ threads.

>>151822105
>How is that his fault?
It's not. It's his fault he signed with the Eagles

>>151822126
I'm not gay, I'm not a fan of your team.

>>151822257
No, it’s the giants fault that they allowed him to and it’s your fault for being a little baby about it. I don’t care that McNabb signed with the redskins, why should I?

>>151822298
Based plastic

>>151822105
your history on this is the made up media narrative which couldn't let facts get in the way of dunking on the giants.
saquon rejected the giants contract offer for similar money with the eagles.
they made him multiple offers, he chose to sign with the rivals.

>>151822337
The true backstab move would have been the much talked about but never used double franchise tag

They Fought.
They Toiled.
They burned the midnight Oil.

>>151822373
The Broncos disrespect is real.
Everything else is admittedly pretty accurate.

>>151822373
Why does he hate the broncos so much

>>151822385
he doesn't believe the 4th quarter surges are sustainable

>>151822322
Sick strawman bro. A guy signing with a team in your division isn’t a personal betrayal unless they actually have some kind of history of animosity against that franchise and a ton of bad blood built up. When TO went to Cowboys that was way closer to a “betrayal” after he played for their two biggest rivals his whole career and after all that standing on the Star shit and everything, and I still didn’t really give a shit because if he wanted to go there that was his retarded choice to make.

Saquon was born into poverty and misery in New York City. As a child he escaped from the streets and fled to the greater Philadelphia area and became a college football star for Penn State. Then when the Giants drafted him he spent his entire early career giving everything to the city and breaking his body to try to win games. His reward for it was to be tossed away like trash because “lol you can't pay running backs in 2024”. He didn’t leave New York after assembling a ton of personal animosity and baggage against their rivals the Philadelphia Eagles, he left after acquiring too much baggage with the Giants.

>>151822375
How will they awkwardly pronounce his name to avoid the real pronunciation?

>>151822390
Yeah and he thought the raiders would be a playoff team so he doesn't know shit

Not reading that

>>151822129
Maybe he means that he's going to be going through recovery somewhere that osbt Wisconsin.

What if NFL seeding was decided by an unaccountable group of coaches and GMS

>>151822411
he admitted pretty early on he guessed wrong about the Raiders

>>151822337
Giants offered him 13 million a year and then dropped him in the trash without making a real offer. This is an easily searchable fact

>>151822421
>this is what power-rankingfags want

>>151822421
Then it would be shit like CFB

>AI Overview
Saaaaaaar

>>151822410
Probably just say Noah K

>>151822421
I always think the BYU is Yahoo

>Dak Prescott has a losing record when he scores 21+ points
What a world

He needed refball to beat the Chiefs

>>151822421
Why do these make people so mad? What's wrong with them?

>>151822406
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/agents-take-inside-the-giants-mishandling-of-saquon-barkley-and-how-the-eagles-rb-is-getting-the-last-laugh/
giants offered barkley 13 million per year plus incentives. he rejected it because he wanted over 16 mil. about 12 per year with the eagles. it's close to the bottom of the article.
your facts are wrong so continuing on with your bullshit narrative would simply be willful ignorance on your part.

>>151822441
It’s just how google searches. That’s his deal with the eagles, which you’ll note divides out to more than 13 million a year

Ref ball this bussy

>>151822453
Idiot

>>151822421
Now that money is openly involved in college sports, they're going to have to come up with a more serious playoff seeding system. It was easy enough when they could just put Alabama, Georgia and Ohio St in the championship by arbitrarily ranking every opponent they play.

>>151822470
Cowboys suck lol

>>151822434
oh so you mean barkley declined a 13 million per year offer from the giants?

>>151822481
whoops hit post early, I was going to say Cowboys suck loli toes

>>151822452
I don't mind because >my Hoosiers are ranked 2nd. But it is completely arbitrary, and they can massage the results by just randomly ranking the opponents of teams they want in the tournament. For instance, when Georgia plays any team, TPTB will rank their upcoming opponent in the top 25 for no reason other than giving them a "ranked win"

>>151822453
Actually according to the article they only offered him 11 million a year in their final offer. Which you’ll note is less than >>151822434

>>151822434
Yeah they talked about it on Hard Knocks and the Giants gm was confident that he wouldn't get a better deal from anyone. The owner knew he was going to sign with a division rival even, he told the gm he would be sick if that happened.

>>151822467
Kek, is he right?

>>151822465
this is an anonymous board, don't doxx yourself

>>151822487
Yes? He went to the team that offered him more money. Shocking

>>151822500
Soccerniggers break into tears when there are more than three threads about something other than their semen-slurping sport.

>>151822501
Schizo

>>151822516
Should just ban foreign IPs from posting here.

>>151822529
I say this and look like this

>>151822496
yes unlike you i read the article. the 13 million plus incentives which he rejected is further down.
the point in both cases is that competitive offers were made. maybe people want to ignore that, but it's fact.

>>151822500
>having everybody post about 8 simultaneous games in a single thread is better than having separate game threads
what a retarded idea

>>151822385
Hes a chiefs homer and a jew

>>151822496
Charge your phone

>>151822524
we don't sign our posts here

>>151822385
Nick Wright hates white people and white qbs by extension

>>151822373
Buy an ad

>>151822513
the claim was the giants never tried to sign him. glad could correct that for you

>>151822500
/nba/ is a dead general, there’s only like 6 posters in there at any given time

>>151822556
Is that even your point? If it is I’ll let you have that and agree to disagree. He turned down a bad offer from the Giants for a good one from the Eagles and you feel betrayed for your own personal emotional reasons. That’s fine.

I was moderately confused by the “12 million a year from the eagles” line you said in this post >>151822453 because that’s obviously not true but I guess that was just me being confused by your sloppy writing.

>>151822537
Literally every single foreigner posting in nfl threads is insufferable. I eventually had to stop posting in heem because of all the spamming thirdoids

>>151822596
Yeah ok fine, it wasn’t but whatever. Happy?

>>151822574
>racefag can't help himself, is compelled to make everything about race
Pathetic, but common

>>151822609
crybaby bitch. other country posters are the best, its what makes mlb so great

I’m rewatching Super Bowl 51

>>151822619
Good morning, Rabbi!

>>151822605
>12 million a year is obviously not true
37.75/3 is about 12.6

>>151822500
Fuck no, some non prime slot games get 3 game threads, some get 1 but you're probably talking about 5000 posts in the early window, not even including red zone. And fuck all these foreigners who spam threads where it's just a pic of some manlet with some ignorant comment like "solves footie" or "he's not good." Suck my dick thirdies.

>>151822631
I turned it off at halftime because I was really tired and thought it was over lol, didn't find out what happened til the next morning

>>151822619
It already was about race. I'm just stating the obvious

28-3 is the most devastating super bowl loss of all time, right? Or is there a worse won?
18-1 was bad but at least the franchise had won recently before

>>151822574
Many people are saying this

>>151822683
>won
I meant one
Holy shit I'm tired and it's not even 6

>>151822683
28-3 is definitely the worst. Bills losing 4 in a row must hurt but if youre talking one single super bowl, then its definitely 28-3

Someone should make an app where you can watch all the sports any time in high quality for free with no commercials or any bullshit. They’d be a millionaire

>>151822641
Not worth my time arguing about how much better the front loaded contract that he’s still on was better than the insult he got from the giants to somebody who wants to believe it was a 12 million a year contract or whatever, I have to charge my phone

>>151822719
How would it make money

>>151822741
Datamining

>>151822683
2007 Pats almost made history, 2016 Pats did make history and completely decimated a team and fanbase in the process. The whole story for why 18-1 was devastating requires you to look at the whole season otherwise it's just an upset victory by the Giants. 28-3 story takes place over about 20 minutes of game time. You can ignore that the Falcons never won shit and had a mostly bleak history beforehand and it's still devastating.

28-3 is a Bo Nixian comeback win

>>151822741
Crypto miner that kills your phone in minutes unless you buy massive charge packs then start a company that sells massive charge packs.

>>151822735
>frontloaded
no, he got 37.8.
he then signed an extension in March 25.
AAV on 3 years 37.8 is 12.6

>>151822719
There is another way

The falcons running game in Super Bowl 51 was simply elite

>>151822683
Blowing a 25 point lead under any circumstances is a gut punch. Doing it in the super bowl when you were about to win your franchise's first and only championship is unrecoverable.

Falconsfags still haven't recovered. Imagine the mental shock of going from "we blew out the GOAT and finally won one can't wait for the parade" to "actually we're still at zero and are bigger laughing stocks than before our franchise is defined by failure." Might be the most brutal psychological blow in the history of sports outside of 7-1.

>>151822841
Even worse than 18-1?

>>151821745
They need people from the Seahawks or Colts. Those orgs build teams that carry QBs. The Bills are just Allenbabbies.

>>151821517
There is a real chance they miss the playoffs though. They have to finish with a better record than the Jags (who hold the tiebreaker) and the Jags have a more favorable schedule. The also have to hope Lamar doesn’t win most of the remaining games, especially if the Steelers also win most of their games and tie the Ravens. That’s a lot of ifs that should be factored in these betting odds instead of basing it off previous playoff and sb success, weak conference, Mahomes performance, etc

>>151822841
Long haired Brady was cringe, and of course he never won til he cut it again

>>151822811
Gaben-sama, you’re too pure to be seen in this degenerate general.

Based

>>151822875
>protest
Just boycott the games

>>151822875
They should really be protesting to fire their 90 year old owner.

>>151822889
I mean that goes without saying. They're obviously hoping he croaks sooner rather than later

>>151822913
He'll live to 105

shutup idiot

>>151822847
Infinitely worse. 18-1 was a bitter disappointment in the midst of repeated historical success. The Pats wanted it but didn't need it; they were the best team of that era despite that loss and Brady retired with more rings than any franchise so it's not like that really cost him something. It would have made their resume even more impressive but without it, they remained a dynasty and Brady is still the GOAT. You can't improve on being #1.The Falcons, on the other hand have never been #1 so that win would have changed everything. Hence the loss being so crushing.

18-1 was a rich man failing to get even richer until a few years later when he got richer anyway.
28-3 is a poor man thinking he won the lottery for a second, but then dropping the winning ticket down the toilet and having to go back to being a poorfag again forever. They're on totally different levels

Boring game tomorrow

>>151822945
Bo Nix and Boring don’t belong in the same sentence.

Berds

Panthers bros the future is so bright I need to wear sunglasses

>>151822962
You mean Brock Bowers

>>151823002
This nigga scares me.

>>151818577 (OP)
>>151818577 (OP)

Gruden's youtube is kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4L-D8Va3Js

It’s crazy that Kyler is basically a Walmart brand Bryce Young

THE SAN FRANCISCO SABOTEUR

>>151823034
He should've been a baseball player.

>>151823052
He has been good for the Bears.

>Brady cloned his dog
You shouldn't mess with the natural order.

Patriot's offensive line looking awfully porous
I'm thinking Todd Bowles is gonna dial up some real doozies of blitzes and the boys are going to FEAST on that Maye bussy

>>151823076
heh... that's why he plays DEFENSE LOL GOTTEEM
>>151823123
do people realize he's just shilling the biotech company he invested in? I bet it's not even true and he just got the same kind of dog

>>151823112
And now i will root against that little twerp forever.

>>151823135
Say that to his face

schlorp

>>151823112
does he have a fursona

>>151823112
Lol Vikings drafted a legit schizo retard

>>151823125
His anus is going to be so sore the rest of November

>>151823125
I hope so, pats fans have been real uppity the past few weeks

>>151823112
imagine using a first round pick on your schools that kid

>>151823112
Yikes

>>151823125
Always count on the Todd Bowles masterblitz

>>151823112
I'll like him again if shows up to the game in a wolf man shirt hamming it up like Jim McMahon

Super Bowl 60 will be Chiefs-Eagles again

>>151822683
28-3 is still and likely will be the worst loss. Statistically and just history win the Owl

>>151823216
He likes to throw the ball 10 feet away from his receivers

>>151823216
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>151823226
That's his hand size

>>151823112
fucking zoomers

The 10 best scramblers in the NFL (sorted by best SCRACK EPA ). Too bad only 3 are good passers

>Bringing back a favorite stat:
SCRACK EPA (Scramble EPA + Sack EPA).
>Identifying how much a QB helps or hurts his team on called pass plays when he doesn't throw the ball.
>Josh Allen still the king, but Bo Nix moving his way up!
>Data from
@NextGenStats

>Bucky Irving and Chris Godwin literally never coming back
>despite this our fat fuck GM still didn't make a trade to try to sure up the WR and/or RB position
We pissed the entire season away yesterday

>>151823308
>black QBs

Snakequon

>>151823310
This piece concludes:
>The Buccaneers still have weapons, so unless the trade was for Randy Moss, as Baker said, Tampa Bay likely wasn't really in the market for a player

>>151823212
Chiefs would be out of the playoffs if they started today. Those divisional games against Chargers and Broncos will be very important.

>>151823394
Gee Baker if you has SO many weapons still then explain why you have thrown for sub 200 yards and 1 total TD against two bad defenses the previous 2 weeks

There was a time
He threw a football
And people thought he was good
It was a time
Long ago
In the snow
So long ago

Is Patti REALLY having an MVP year?

Mahomes has only been slowed down by his cock growing so large he had to get cock reduction surgery

>>151823308
>Jordan Love

>>151823428
He’s the best fantasy QB in points. But now, his team is 5-4 and outside the playoffs at the moment

>>151823308
Another team is going to get a steal for Kyler

The Chiefs will come back

>>151823473
Shut the fuck up, Monti. No one wants to hold your heavy ass Kyler Murmeme bags

>>151823112
>inside JJ are two wolves

>>151823488
Chiefs need to recognize Mahomie has been shit these past two years.

>>151821103
ermmmmmm why are bottom 7 all black?

>>151823591
Caleb Williams is the best QB in this image

>>151823112
How do the other players not laugh their ass off at this larper

>>151823155
Wtf is this real?

>>151823591
Those are awfully high N values

>>151823112
Not even Sonic the Hedgehog OC characters are this cringe

>>151823652
aye

>>151823112
Fucking cringe

>>151823112
>my lions lost to this

Chiefs brehs... I'm afraid were gonna miss playoffs at 12-5 to the jaguars somehow while people still call the AFC frauds

>>151823112
Fucking based

>>151823112
>McCarthy 9x6

>>151823750
There's no way in he'll theyre going 12-5

>>151823112
BASED

>>151823761
The only tough competition KC has left is broncos x2 and chargers at Arrowhead.

>>151823750
Jaguars aren't going 12-5

>>151823112
C R I N G E

>>151823782
They aren't sweeping the Donkeys

>>151823787
This is possible
Colts X2
Chargers X1
Broncos X1

But if they win 3 of those

>>151823787
not with that attitude

>>151823782
>demoralized team in an identity crisis, a HC that looks like he is going to drop dead from a heart attack at any moment
>two thirsty teams headed by formidable coaches that know ball.

>>151823803
Chiefs have 4 losses right now.
Splitting broncos and chargers and beating colts means likely 12-5

Whats insane is that the AFC is likely to not send a team to playoffs with more than 6 losses

No retarded glue eating 7th seed this year

>>151823814
The Chiefs lose to the bills in regular season every year
This isn't shocking really at all. They'd have had a better shot of winning with Pacheco and Josh Simmons in who will both be playing against the broncos

>>151823112
This is based.
The most elite QBs are psychopaths (see: Brady, Rodgers, Baker)

>>151818695
The grass is always greener. If the regular ones were released now, you'd be jizzing your taint

New

>>151823830

>>151823830

>>151823830

>>151823825
>likely
That doesn't mean anything since one key injury can change the whole course of a team's season. What happens if Mahomes gets a concussion and is forced to miss a couple of games

>>151823840
The chiefs are losing to shit teams and barely scratching by when they win, you are living in the past.

>>151823857
Goodell tells the unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant what the diagnosis is.

>>151822875
So their nepo baby owner can hire more idiots? Neat.