Thread 151819794

Yamamoto Edition

/hoc/vious >>151813143

flames hockey tonight

nigga hockey

eating my leftover indian food from the other day bro's it's delicious

My penguins ):

just got back from vaca. is canada still seething or have they moved on to coping?

>>151819811
Curry?

>>151819821
other than samir, i think everyone is ok

the only germans i like are schopenhauer and olaf kolzig

>>151819821
'fraid so

How exciting!

>>151819821
we're still grieving, if you have to know

>>151819835
yea some spicy chicken vindaloo and naan :)

>>151819839
My favorite German is Radko Gudas

>>151819859
he's slovakian

TUSKS UP

>>151819870
Yeah ok

>>151819847
>elias pettersson 2018-2019
>10 goals in 10 gp

>>151819870
Like the croats they collaborated with the nazis purely for the love of the game

>>151819794 (OP)
The ball was not stuck.

playing pokemon

Hellebuyck is looking broken. He’s no longer guaranteed to start in Milan

>>151820147
re-downloading cs2

>>151820455
I would join ya but my latency is too awful here to do much past /hoc/ post

>>151820392
The entire north american goaltending scene is like this

MAM > TOR

gonna buy eu5

>>151820542
Tusks down

How do we know the games are even being played at this point? What if Gary is just generating all the footage using AI?

>>151820566
Who?

i like the mammies desu

>>151820455
i just picked it up after not playing cs in 15 years its pretty fun

>>151820553
Don't. EU4 ruined my life in high school and mending the great schism isnt worth it

How do we fix hockey?

Who is cooking the Wednesday night /hoc/ dinner tonight?

>>151820501
I can’t name a single active decent Canadian goalie

>>151820623
i already have nearly 4k hours in eu4

>>151820646
Make rape great again.

>>151820668
Similar but I'm going to try to break free even if it means missing Johan's magnum opus

>>151820646
Stop allowing kids to be coached by weirdo dudes who let them rape and assault each other would probably end a lot of it.

>>151820577
The plug(of Utah's hopes and dreams)

I am still shaking from that vile assault by Zadorov on Schaefer, suspend him Gary!

>>151820646
>We believe liars

>>151820728
Outside a couple lucky saves in the all star game he has been ass

>>151820755
Binnerchad isn't some anxious stats striver. His play is dynamic and mystical. That means he will let in some meme goals and have bad games, but what matters is showing up in playoffs and championships and winning.

>>151820837
>That means he will let in some meme goals and have bad games
Yeah he has alot of those

is the warhammer 40k rpg any good?

>>151820724
back to your 'cord toy stringy blue haired ghoul. BEGONE WITH YOU BEAST!

>>151820849
Some people can recognize greatness and others can't. It's just one of those things, anon. If you don't get it then it is what it is.

>>151820883
I mean I recognize that he sucks ass. Are you gonna be okay?

>>151820763
a lot of potential band names here

>>151820728
Why is he only elite in Boston?

>>151820728
>>151820837
>>151820883
What did you mean by this?

>The game is at Rocket Arena (7 p.m. ET; NHLN) in downtown Cleveland, about 8 miles from the Cleveland Heights home of the 21-year-old defenseman, who could become the first Black woman to play hockey for the United States when the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina 2026 begin in February.
This is everything.

>Maple Leafs F Easton Cowan has been assigned to the Toronto Marlies (AHL).
remember when he was ranked the 51st North American skater and the laffs took him at 25?

>>151820763
Cadensgender like kaiden guhle and cayden lindstrom?

>>151820933
How did I spell both of those right without looking, I must have autism (bad kind)

>Cadensgender is a mutogender, audiogender, and artgender in which one's gender is easily influenced by music. For example, one may feel that they are agender normally, but when listening to certain music they feel female.
literally me rockin' out to shania

>>151820646
he better not discover what goes on in football/lacrosse locker rooms

>>151820960
me but this song by robyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ojHWQrm4UM

>Swede comes in. Makes afew horrible posts then runs away
Why are they like this?

only shit teams today

>>151820995
i think the blues swede is a janny and i think he's around far, far more often than it seems. im of course, referring to the incident on the night of october 18th, 2025.

>>151820984
had no idea she was swedish
LOVE this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4n6ymEMQmk

>>151820995
Cool webm! Did you make it yourself?

>>151821030
yeah! i like robyn but i think lykke li is better (also swedish) ive seen lykke li perform live shes great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJyy1yUsPvk

>>151820903
Mac is so handsome!

why doesn't the nhl have any horse teams

>>151821089
nice! you swedes might not know how to play hockey but you sure know how to write a great pop song!

wordle in 3

chill the fuck out

think I'll watch mammoth/laffs tonight. See if these elephant fucks are legit.

JLMI

leafs will win the cup and finish what the jays started

>>151821194
4 for me

>>151821208
bernie sanders says the u.s. can afford universal healthcare but i dunno..

>>151821208
Id start the day with this minus the "bacon"

>>151821229
We can afford Stanley Cups atleast

>>151820903
thats a dope cardigan, where to cop?

>>151821257
He meant good teams that have above 8 points

>>151821208
WOULD

>>151821174
1993

>>151820646
Hockey doesn’t need fixing. Lying sluts need fixing.

they are cell key players now

>>151821441
we call it the dennis rodman now

"please annex us"
-homosexual canadian

>>151820646
By praying to the hockey gods that Rick either dies of complications from the vax or gets culturally enriched

>>151821441
look at all those meme numbers

>>151820663
Wedgewood leads the league in wins
Thompson leads the league in GAA % SV%

>>151820924
any stat with 'expected' in it is retarded.
Please show me a goal against that you expected to happen. No goals are expected to happen. You expect goalies to make every save.

>>151821550
>MY GOALIE SHOULD BE FUCKING PERFECT

>>151820921
Asking the real questions here

>>151821603
I mean yeah, my goalie should be

Is roope hintz elite?

>>151821618
hows he doing though? I bet he's let some goals in. What a fucking FAILURE. He shouldn't play anymore

wordle in 2 lost connecties

>>151821603
He’s gonna coach us to gold :)

>>151821659
kek I wish my team had a strong bussi

My Blues have a chance to go 2-0 in their last 2 tonight.

If rags, laffs and wongs all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole league be against me
Every time I'm in my seats I hear
YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK

>>151820646
do you think westhead knows what penis tastes like?

what is wrong with the Knights?

>>151819811
Enjoy your hepatitus. Them people arent very sanitary

>>151821550
are you new to hockey?

>>151821698
Aren't they behind the Sharks in the standings?

>>151821659
KEK

>>151821257
charge of the tard brigade

>>151821715
Admittedly we've had a run of bad luck, but this next game is gonna show who we are.

I hear the athletics got a new article up about what happened to the monkeys that starred in Most Valuable Primate

>>151821728
Against the Capitals? Are you fucking retarded? They are gonna kick your ass retard

>>151821753
I'll guess that the monkey actor guy went bankrupt and the monkeys got sold to a joe exotic analog

_/ _/

>>151821753
And there it is

super moon out there stay safe tonight

>>151821824
Thanks G

God i hate watching the laffs

>>151821151
how's a horse gonna skate

Oh god and there's a pre game ceremony for tavares

>>151821855
Did he finally die? About time

>>151821843
gary is developing a human horse chimera

>>151821863
They probably going to give him a silver stick and a portrait of himself for his 500th goal

When does McDavid get his award?

JT should've given me that 20k I deserve it way more

Rate my slop

>>151821981
1

o'er the land of the kwab
and the home of the sneed

>>151821981
6.5

>>151821983
Wow #1? Thanks

>>151821999
I rate slop on a binary scale

>>151821981
grim

>>151822001
I dont know what that is
>>151821993
Fair
>>151822035
What's grim about sirloin tip roast and mashed potatoes?

swedish broadcast fucked up again

>shit games
>dead thread

>>151822161
trb drove everyone away

>>151822051
>sweetened canned corn
>gravy from powder
that's just a fancied-up hungry man tray

Generational BUST Austin Matthews

>>151822184
Thanks

TUSKS UP

> live
> Laffs
> Love

Good evening /hoc/

What happened to the blose? they totally suck

nylander looking great

my mammoth better not choke this game away :(

>>151822511
If you had Vejmelka in net. I would say you gotta chance. But with Vaneck... hmmmmm we'll see.
TUSKS UP

i wonder if the mormon pope is a mammoth fan

>>151819809
faggot ass western conference let's go it's bed time

>>151822552
he's a blackhawks fan

damn that shot by matthews was SickNasty

>>151822557
yeah go to bed cleetus

>>151822552
The mormon popes all have badass resumes desu. Like the current guy was almost on the supreme court in the 80s, the last one was a rockstar of a cardiac surgeon.They need to put in a shlubby retard like me

>>151822615
can't hurt to send in your resume

>>151822575
he's probably just a bedussy fan

>>151822639
who isn't?

>>151822643
I'm not

Laffs saved by the refs turning a blind eye

> Classic

>>151822672
is celebrini more your type?

my leafies are an undisciplined rabble

my captain has 900 goals

>>151822678
No

Damn good shot for 900

that's a lot of goals

>>151822715
>a backhand with bingington practically outside the crease

weird one

TUSKS UP
ELBOWS UP
BENIS UP

That was a beeper

>>151822606
fucking swede do you have any idea what alberta is like it's texas hicks but cold

show me flames memes i want to own a flamer

can't wait for:
>...and he's the first player to score 901 goals!
>...and he's the first player to score 902 goals!
>...and he's the first player to score 903 goals!
etc.

Time for hit the hay. Good night bros

>>151822770
Good night anon
Make tomorrow a fucking banger

gary should just allow ovechkin to openly roid it up so he can get to 1,000

>>151822622
Yeah, worst you can hear is probably a "no......"

>>151822712
o captain my captain!

what's in those german stem cells

>>151822753
> it's texas hicks but cold
outside of oil and gas production i don't see it.

>>151822822
your fucking mom

I’m a dumb retard from Texas can someone give me a quick rundown of the Stars?

binnington got pulled? fucking kek

>Logan Thompson favorite to start in the Olympics

What happened to laff tending?

>>151822762
What gets me is gretz has 1016, they inky dont wanna count playoffs so they can act like its something new

How is the score 4-0 if he scored 900 goals?

>>151822888
Binningshit lays behins a shit team, I still have faith in him as the guy.

Montevault was only on the team because the games were in montreal, he's overrated as is

Hill was never good he just happened to be at the ass end of the stick when all of vegas goalies got hurt when they peaked during their cup run

>>151822843

B..B...BUT CROSBY IS BETTER!!!!!!
Ovi was always better suck gay dick crosfags

>>151822905

Top fucking kek

>>151822911
sad

>>151822914
Shut the fuck up Stephen

>>151821728
Yuuuuuuuuup Blues are really showing who they are 0-4

>>151820646
All I see is faggots without skates who should all die

As a dude how do you guys think of stuff you want for christmas...my family is on my butt and im literally like idk i dont like people buying me stuff

>>151822987
I always tell them to buy me liquor and instead they buy me socks

>>151822843
hey! that was me in the USA jersey :-D

>>151822987
I tell them to buy me socks and instead they buy me nothing

>>151822987
get a new version of the same shirt you are already wearing like that old boomer in the meme

>>151822987
Same. ive been asking for obscure rare books and they stopped asking.

>spend 10 minutes making a hockey webm
>come to /hoc/ to post it
>hurrr stephen
>hurrr baseball
>hurrr what do i ask for christmas
Fuck you guys for real.

>>151822987
Ask them to donate to my gofundme on your behalf :)

>>151823031
Post it again if its so great

Dustin isn't really a wolf. He's human

>>151823031
I like your invisible webm samir

>>151822987
I just find something inexpensive that I want but don't need right away and ask for that for Christmas. I ask for about 1-5 of those gifts.

>>151823031
>spend 10 minutes making a hockey webm
What desperation for (You) does to a person

I know it’s early in the season but the standings are weird

>>151822831
bro the biggest thing in alberta is the stampede it's a cowboy festival

>>151822846
pantera

>>151823064
Thats probably why he's so bad in net

>>151823099
respect walk

based binner

>>151823117
He'd be much worse if he was really a wolf

>>151823095
yeah but the stampede is cool and theres a ton of hot girls there to look at and sometimes they have threesomes

>>151823126
I would have done the same.

Ovechkin > Gretzky

>>151823158
At goal scoring, yes.

>>151823126
based

>>151823126
imagine the smell

>bloos
>shittington

>>151823017
I could get a new dbz shirt for work (its orange)
>>151823038
They wont do cash
>>151823012
I dont even trust them to buy it because they always get the wrong stuff
>>151823086
Perhaps I could get some of my missing sports apparel like hats and such that may work

>>151823190
It's a donation to a charitable cause in your name

>>151823158
He needed a full extra season to break gretz's records and is still continuing to play and is still very short on assists. He's not even as good.

>>151822987
a nicer version of something you use a lot

For me, it's Ofetchkin

>>151822987
how about a nice football

>>151823203
Think he's top 3 in assists for left wingers

MAMMOTH COME BACK BREWING

>>151823244
What place is he in among left wingers that wear number 8 and played for Washington their whole career?

Why hasn't the Flames game started yet?

>>151823244
Which means not only is gretz better but so is someone else.

>>151823126
kek

>>151823158
Objectively nah, he was a pp cherry picker

>>151823299
They had to go to Canadian Tire to get one of those fire starter logs.

This is the list I got so far

>>151823299
it's nazem kadris 1000th NHL game :)

they don't talk about Peter Nedved these days

>>151823339
It won't be if they never drop the fucking puck

"C" of red. Get it?

>>151823351
I don't get it

>>151823351
I'm English, Doc

>>151823341
When I learned he played internationally for Canada I made my most reddit facial expression

/ourguy/ going to score more than his captain this year

>>151823339
>fat singer has a jersey number 1000 on
little extra eh

>>151823365
Because crimson starts with a C.

>>151823391
shes not fat retard she is fine shit as the zoomers say

FLAMES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

>>151823351
C of poopy buttholes
HAHA I SAID POOPY LMAO

I banged my hand because I got really angry and now my hand hurts and I'm still really angry.
Why did Gary do this to me?

has hoob finally warmed up

flames SCAAAAAAAAAR again!!

>>151823420
Fuck Gary, what a dick

>>151823410
Would, dgaf

>run into goalie
>shoot as soon as he gets back up
Flames might have discovered the new meta

>>151823432
Thanks man. I appreciate that.

binnington is the olympic starter huh

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Welcome back home Bedard, hope you're ready to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Marchenko!

assmus assersson is a constant liability to my flames. hopefully he wont play for tre kronor

what the fuck was andersson doing

My cappies:)

ref getting his good angle in

>>151823487
are they holding his boyfriend hostage?

>>151823432
good, youd be extremely gay if you wouldnt

>>151823519
based CIA operative

>>151823504
Apparently my starsies want to trade for him kek

It’s insane to me how players can just take plays off like they’re in junior

>>151823487
not even one of these girls are hot

I need to pee but my dog is asleep on my feet :(

krak

>>151823559
You see people take days, shifts, projects off all the time at every pay rate. What makes you think millionaires are any different?

>>151823530
god i bet she drops some heavenly loads...

>>151823569
You’re playing hockey you’re not supposed to take a single shift off

>>151823487
3,1,2

Kek bedard almost tk'd himself

macky is so good bros
my sharkies are so lucky

sirs?

>>151823597
>>151823604
I am sick and tired of Vancouver providing these generational players for American teams.

>>151823612
is that jerome iginla in the center?

>>151823612
ngl those little candies they give out for diwali are fuckin tasty

>>151823619
close, manny malhotra

>>151823626
FORMER COLUMBUS ELITE CENTER???

Dave Tomlinson with high praise for Bedard. Says he’s worked real hard this summer.

>>151823639
yeah he's the head coach for the abbotsford canucks now

>>151823645
*for the Calder Cup champion Abbotsford Canucks.

>>151823643
and he knows his stuff. back when he played he was elite

Is Macklin Celebrini elite?

>>151823662
>our old logo era
fucking based

Leafs are on fire, keep seething

>>151823662
>Just fuck around in Germany for a decade and play some hockey

sounds comfy desu

How have neither chicago or vancouver scored after all these chances???

Genuinely exciting game between two shit teams in Vancouver.
>feels like an all star game

WHOS NUCKIES?

What should Gary add to spice up intermission breaks a little bit?

This game is like a Marvel movie

>>151823726
makeout competitions between the teams!!!!

>>151823726
show us the mites on ice through the broadcast

>>151823726
Women
Sex
Booba

my sharkies :)
heart of the cards :)

>>151823726
more gambling segments

matt barnaby

>>151823746
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UrlBcpZwc

>>151823723
his nuckies

Howdy there /hoc/. It's ya boy Gary. Just checkin in to see what you boys were saying about me.

defend the deep

nylanders s u p p l e wrists

>>151823662
I thought everyone who played on BU around then worked for the Rangers

>>151823799
Bettman? More like Fartman
>haha just kidding Gary. We love you here at /hoc/

>>151823799
great job last night handling the leo carlsson situation! boy that was scary, glad you stepped in!

>>151823726
Mandatory ice girls PLEASE.

>>151823858
Shouldn't they wear more clothes? The ice is cold and their nipples could get hard

>>151823799
Gary, love ya babe, let me leave you with one of my favorite all time quotes from Jacki Chan:
> Nothing makes me more determined to succeed than someone telling me something's impossible.

Peace Out

and here we have the real reason that they have all these special nights with unique jerseys

>>151823858
wow that's a good broad. you think her typical deposits are more chunky or more creamy?

Is Wolf elite?

now that tocchett and miller are gone who will pettershit blame for struggling against the black hawks?

broad street bully broads

nazem kadri SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR in his 1000th game!!

why do pro athletes spit so much?

Blackhawks fans please be honest: will Lukas Reichel ever figure it out?

>>151823987
hockey players are just trying to regenerate the ice

kadri's goal

>>151823991
looking like a poor mans adam gaudette at best

he's got some peach fuzz

>>151824016
>adam gaudette
Apparently he was patient zero in the Canucks locker room during the COVID season and Miller spazzed at him.

OOHHHH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

>>151824007
Kek

dmen just love pushing opposing teams players into their own goaltender, don't they?

still dont understanding how jim retardford and his bald swedish patsy havent been run out of town yet. cant think of a season in the past 10+ years where the nuckies depth at center has been this grim.

no goal

>>151824103
i give it 1 more season and he's out, unless they go 2nd round or more

>literal Canada vs USA game takes place
>america loses
>uhmmm akshully the real team canada vs usa game is florida vs edmonton

>>151824103
What's the timeframe for Chytil?

>>151824139
they'll bring him back as soon as he can walk in a straight line for 5 steps and speak 2 full sentences without slurring or stuttering.

>>151824136
So true

wow klingberg actually scored

shargs are dominating

SCAAAAAAAR

>>151824139
Rick Dhaliwal says they’re taking it very slow. Not even close to skating and he won’t lace up until he’s feeling 110%.

Bedard needs to score some goals to prove he isn't a bust

>>151824225
he's over a ppg this season

I pray to Lekkermaki for the dub

This is the stupidest fucking map.

>>151824262
lmao did chatgpt create that

>>151824262
here's the newest one (for usa only)

>>151824262
fuck bud i didnt know my flames ruled the yukon

>>151824292
Vermont is bruins territory >:(

>>151824292
there are american Sens fans? lmao

>>151824292
>northeast PA and central NY debbies
>northern NY snes

>>151824292
the cleveland area is absolutely NOT red wings territory lm fucking ao

I cannot believe it's 0-0.
Neither goalie has even made any miraculous save.

>>151824309
i saw a guy with a sens hat at the grocery store during the melnyk dumpster fire years and he looked extremely sad

Flames aren’t complete garbage???

logan mailloux puts up another historical stinker

>>151824332
incorrect

Why don't these retards score already?

>>151824344
>soft
>gay
>kwabbed
>hughes isn't a leader
pick as many as you'd like friend they're free :)

Time for some Tyson Barrie kino.

>>151824374
Isn’t he retired

>>151824375
Yes and doing intermission analysis for my Canucks. Great guy.

Why is Gary trying to appeal to dinosaurs who watched hockey 30 years ago

>>151824406
Gary is trying to appeal to numales, blacks, women, and troons what are you talking about?

Gentlemen im here to inform you that the Columbus blue jackets are losing to the calgary flames

>>151824442
Didn’t ask

for me it's Buoy

wolf is having a great night, this game is a huge confidence boost for the flames and they'll snowball off of this :)

>>151824413
this

>>151824442
Please update us with the final results.

>>151824450
are you really the only flames fan here right now when they are actually winning?

Sharks are the most exciting team by far

went to the superstore. no poppys anywhere

How do we feel about the black referee

Jarring to see them on the side of authority, rules, order

>>151824455
takagi and the boys are having a watch party in calgary with pizza and beer
i wasnt invited

my sharkies with the shorty :)

my sanozay shorks :D

hey it's Matt Murray

tyler foli scored

Are the sharks good or does the kraken suck

Holy kek kraken

I hate this.

>>151824461
Nah Montreal is. Sharks are ok though but Montreal is actually good

Why are they such fucking frauds?

>>151824510
The kraken may be a little overrated

>>151824525
You don't have to be good to be exciting

LMAO Sharks feasting on some calamari

>>151824510
Kraken was undefeated on home ice i think for last 3? Sharks are hot, dark horse team imo

>>151824525
Who the fuck cares about Montreal are you a fucking retard?

>>151824561
calm down bud

I step away for five minutes and the sharks have their grannies scoring now.

Don’t worry Canucks nation. I’m confident we’ll figure it out.

>>151824567
fuck off french fry

>>151824575
0-3
What is there to figure out.. You're losing to the Blackhawks............................................................ you're bad

>>151824590
We don't "............................................................" here on /hoc/.

>>151824601
Oh sorry. You're........................................................ getting shut out.............................. in your home barn

Collapse kino

bad day can-ack bros. They are too powerful

Canucks 0-4 against the BLACKHAWKS.... AT HOME.. lol they really have to figure it the fuck out

>4 goals against the Nuckies in the 3rd period
Yeah I'm turning off the T.V, dogshit fucking team.

Gentlemen I am here to inform you the calgary flames have secured a victory over the Columbus blue jackets

holy shit i don't think i've ever heard an arena as quiet as lemon pledge is right now

waste of money tard

>>151824661
The literally who?

my captain with an empty netter to seal the deal :)

gg teddies!

>>151824670
Celebrini has more points than him lmao

>>151824668
Yeah dude lol. I can't even tell there is a crowd there

hell ya raty

Heh, nice shutout Knight.

Once the o Connor goal got overturned the nucks lost it. Watch as they win on Saturday

three more and they can send this game to overtime

>>151824712
Some say he's the Finnish McDavid

>>151824712
>>151824716
>>151824721
You're still losing at the blackhwaks at home

Myers is the biggest retard i have ever seen

I wish getting pumped 6-1 by the Sharks wasn't Kraken hockey

>>151824735
I love him so much.

fuck

SHORKS WIN

>>151824736
Happens once a season and sharks are on a roll. I'm not too concerned

not a good night for my krakens and nuckies

gg shorks, at least we helped you keep ahead of the flames

>>151824787
gg krakies, see you again in 10 days

Guys...the seasons already an 8th over...

Sharks bros we are so fucking back

>>151823733
Location is irrelevant

>>151824829
The /hoc/ line is clear and cant be changed. sorry

>DW: me
>inflatable shark: my sharkies
>nerd: /hoc/

>>151824929
His name is Stephen and he’s the governor of stink island

MY SHORKS

when my sabies learn how to win in ot its over for the rest of you

VERY DISAPPOINTED NUCKS FAN

DO BETTER OR I START SUPPORTING THE LEAFS

>Yeah I got your milestone puck right here, Ovie...
*pulls it out of his sweaty ass crack*

It was the kraken's turn to forget what defense was this game.

>>151824484
sorry bud i got banned
see you in 2 weeks
go flames go :)

pelechs I've been cutting kinda smell like the garbage can

>>151825253
for being a pedo?

>wolf one good game away from 0.900 save%
we are SO fucking back

>>151825497
nah for posting "banned text"
if you type certain things you get insta banned (2 weeks)
mariu5 spix

replace the 5 with s
and you'll get banned

watched the sandlot with dad today bros

>>151825592
NOBODY FUCKING ASKED

>>151825601
we ask here tranny be gone

>>151825604
no we dont and noone did

>>151825621
GMS

why is bud perpetually triggered

>>151825645
his gf is a plush doll of a man pretending to be a japanese cartoon underage girl

he still doesn't have his drivers license either

chimpington lmao, puck thief

>>151825645
See now this is asking. But you forgot the question mark. Idiot.

>>151825656
beyond grim. bud sr should straighten him out

>>151825668
he opened his damn package and has forever since been a broken shell of a man

>>151825668
>>151825673
are your posts far enough apart? talking to yourself again?

>>151825679
you tell me

>>151825679
you tell him

>>151825659
He's always been a real piece of shit. I hope a bus falls on him

>>151825592
looks like chatgpt helped you with your dad

>>151825716
what

knights play tomorrow :)

>>151825601
Shut the fuck up
>>151825592
based :)

>>151825837
Nobody asked

Which /hoc/ players are most likely to be racist, sexist and/or homophobic?

>>151825709
yeah he was, and the fact that Ovi scored 900 in his net made it even more pleasable

>>151826078
Idk about racist, but
>homophobic
Probably a good chunk of Eastern European players

>>151826078
>/hoc/ players
Me

which nhl players do you think have called evander kane the n word?

>>151826218
Hard R?
To his face or behind his back ?

Why don't hockey players just go around stomping on cunts necks? It's technically legal.

>>151826224
What would be the answer to the former, and what would be the answer to the latter?

>>151826218
ryan reaves, quinton byfield, k'andre miller, darnell nurse, evander kane

>>151826272
Gary put magnets underneath the ice to make hard to lift up skates more than a foot.

How did the Avs lose to the Sharks anyways?

>>151826746
They scored fewer goals.

>>151826746
sharks are good, this is just a forewarning

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