Thread 151828801

belal who trained with islam and fought against jdm is picking islam

just touched down

>>151828801 (OP)
Wow. The muslim picked the other muslim? That's very telling

>>151828801 (OP)
Holy fuck this is crazy....man youre the fucking man for this. Compeltley changed my perspective. God belss you.

First for Finland

This cloutchasing Harry Mac guy on Twitter has become so annoying that I hope Herzog sues his balls off regardless of whether or not he's guilty.

>>151828848
Need I even ask?

was machen wir hier ehrlich sighh

>>151828861
war machine is still in prison sadly, my Kuwaiti friend. Were you going to order him for a birthday party?

That painting in the background looks awful.

>>151828876
shut up piece of shit

>>151828868
Oh he would steal all the presents now wouldn’t he, straight to da prison pocket

>>151828853
This is where the retards play eh? Look at the adjective mate, play

>>151828860
He's just some guy on Twitter who claims he has all this information about the fight fixing scandal and said something outrageous to the effect that 100 fights have been flagged by the FBI (which is like 25% of total fights this year) and are being investigated and that Jason Herzog is included in that investigation. As far as I know he hasn't been right about anything except that there was an investigation going on with the Dulgarian fight and that other fighters have been approached about throwing fights.

You know where Im from. You know my body status. Show repsect to me and we can become great firends. Anything less than that and I will be known to you purely as an living weem dispenser.

>>151828907
Does he look like someone with strict dietary requirements and a right of return iykwim

if we take into account all the fight rigging in UFC and discredit those fights, Crocop is still a top 5 heavyweight

Asspinall called us last night retarded. Asspinall is officially retired.

if we take into account all the fight rigging in UFC and discredit those fights, Schaub is still an top 5 heavyweight

Asspinall called us last night retarded. Asspinall is officially retarded.

can we bring back schaub posting

fixing fights is mma tradition and is unironically good for the fans

>>151828923
I'm rockin facial hair like that.

>>151828968
how is it good for the fans?

>>151828973
punishes gamblers harder, which is funny

>>151828952
Crocop vs Schaub 2, UFC: WHITE HOUSE yeah I'm thinking dimes

>>151828979
thats not fucking funny. just shut the fu ck up

Gabriel Bonfim vs Randy Brown who you got? I have Brown showing Bonfim LEVELS and finishing him by the 3rd or 4th round

cant wait for the drug free way to be era of UFC, I hope all the fat hws have to dress up like John Cena and talk about how vices like gambling and reebok sweatshops are bad

Bonfim vs Brown. Brownfim vs Bon. Man this is the type of fight where the fighters have one option: win or foreswin. Basically the winner will win and the loser will foreswin. So who you got? I'm not sure. But man, this fight has me thinking about male self improvement

>>151828973
think wanderlei and his win streak in pride, had the fans in a frenzy

Ricky Simon vs Raoni Barcelos, this will be a pretty interesting fight no doubt. I think Simon edges it out in a decision.

Michael "Venom" Bisping

Brown vs. Bonfim? That's a tough one man. All I know is one of them will throw the fight.

bout to destroy 1 WHOLE bag of beef jerky. gettin BEEFED UP.

sweden just took a hit of glue again

>>151828921
I know one thing about you: that you’re Taiwanese from your waist up and Chinese from your waist down.

Brown and Bonfim. That's a colour and something else that I'm not sure what it is

>>151829054
You do realize that there are more than one of us?

>>151829054
Actually, scratch that. It's just me

>>151829076
not in my mind and thats all that matters

Curious question, has any fighter acknowledged /heem/ ??

>>151829071
Great summations

>>151829094
jiri

>>151829104
Clip??

>>151829094
whittaker

>>151829098
Who is Kyurem?

Joel Rosmarin.

>>151829058
he had his legs blown off by a factory explosion? the poor chicom!

Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

>>151829094
Penn Jillette

Master and Commander. Brown and Bonfim.

>>151829094
Yeah I have

BANGER ALERT! NO SHABS ALLOWED!

>>151829091
Well your mind is in tatters and that's all that matters

goyFC are terrified of one night tournaments, cowards

Let me rephrase that:
DANER 50GS BABY WOOO

>>151829203
not your mirror

>>151829183
You know if you sound out K1 it kinda sounds like "Gay one" as in whoever actually watches that is the "gay one".

spaghetti originated in africa

sweetden knows hes swede

Oh shit he dead

Francis Nigganou vs Kimbo Slice
the fight erryone wants to see. book it dana.

its time /heem/

You might not know but there's actually an ufc card this weekend

rueg rueg vs malikin is off, fuck you chatri

iliapturro marriage status?

bruh

There was never no marriage

Got my JAXXON chain on

>>151829390
Good job WDWTCH

>>151829390
glad Haggerty pulled out

Bonfim what a dumb name and that's besides the fact 90% of the world wouldn't even know what it means. I don't

wonkfim

i have a suspicion you guys are just bored and don't actually care about MMA idk

>>151829456
I like man drama and KOs

>>151829427
Faggerty knew an Algerian BVLL was boutta bust his bacon bussy sadly

>>151829433
Bonfim is just a corruption of the phrase be firm

>you will never have unprotected anal sex with Stamp Fairtex using spit as lube
Hurts bros. It just hurts.

Bo 'n Finn

>>151829456
Is like to reply agreeing with you, but you're gay

>>151829580
wtf he looks weird

>>151829035
Michael Page

>>151829550
the data disagrees with the claim

>>151829580
I distinctly remember AIDSmaev ducking Nate for this exact reason, whatever it may be.

>>151829580
literally the only thing you need to do to beat khamza is just throw a knee in the first seconds of the fight like how has nobody figured it out yet

>>151828883
Are you implying that painting doesn't look like shit? Did you paint it?

>>151829580
the triple swap...

After every hour if studying I reward myself with a post here

Of*

>>151829580
bro he getting ko'd by king of /box/ the problem child soon

Why don't you like kickboxing more than MMA?

https://youtu.be/XBZUz4C6kqk?si=6Qpk0eP9C-qwZtYu
I'LL GET POKED BY YOU

I KNOW I WILL

I'LL PRETEND THAT I'M NOT SEEING

AND I TELL THE REF I CAN'T CONTINUE

CAUSE I'M THE KING OF NO CONTESTING

Call me Tom Aspinall the way I'm dumbin out on niggas

>>151829849
they're shabbosgoyim held captive from the light

Chills.

>>151829616
This is the internet mate, your nasty ways can never be hidden. Don't make me pull stuff up

>>151829929
Holy shit kek

>>151829929
>one has a bosnian surname but larps italian
>the other cant even spell his first name correctly
bjj bros not like this

>>151830018
my god we've been exposed, this is just like when Kimo beat uncle Royce so bad he wanted watermelon juice and quit

joe pyfer

Body fucking bags

this nigga is always screaming omg
also pyfer SUBMITTED a dagestani! how insane is that?

twink gay porn blowbang ft payton talbott jeff molina

Why is rigging fights illegal? who cares if some retarded gamblers lose their money

>>151830180
We don't post our generative ai prompts here

>>151830251
barely legal dana white near fatal gape

>>151830105
>nickal
>5-0

>>151830251
joe rogan presenting puffy vulva hard nips cum drip

UFC White House? CANCELLED.

>>151830317
Creampied?

>>151830180
Holy shit you too? Is there anyone straight here? Only America-Thailand.
This disproportionate percentage is impossible

>>151830392
>see picture of a man
>*thinks of cum*
smdh

the truth of the matter is we must put an end to the wonknoseification of heem, its that simple

He had an amazing career. What else can ya say? He was an amazing fighter — whether you liked him or not — he was an amazing fighter who had an amazing career.

pls stop

Bodied that Favela piglet! Bigly!

Bro wtf

who does that to max holloway?

>>151830654
ngannou

>>151830654
Paddy

>>151830700
The legacy of Jon Jones lives on

man what the fuck is this bullshit man

>>151830654
Charels oliveira

every time i come its always with that homosexual rigmarole

Why am I seeing a moving picture of Jon Jones drinking urine and heeming his meng

>>151830893
leaked UFC White House promo

Janny-sama tasukete onegaishimasu

ufc fight night: jones vs waldo

Nigger

>>151830608
i wonder how much he pays them to participate in these humiliation rituals. must be an absolute fuckload because it's always guys who have had very successful heem careers. these training sessions are probably just a cover story too, i assume he's paying to suck them off after

>>151830933
MANY are saying this

>>151830938
he's like Roman royalty that would fuck gladiators, a demented little freak!

>hey merab how cool would it be if you moved up a division and challenged volkanovski for the featherweight belt
>no i am good here brother
>goddamnit merab move up the division so we can have umar as champ you fucking useless goblin neanderthal lookin thing you ice dweller you melanin deficient calcified pineal devil

>>151831015
I just want to say thank you dana thank you hunter I train work very hard I defend title I want to fight I want to be champion I want to thank you dana I try my best dana thank you

I WAN THANK DANA WHIET, AM TWAINY SO HAHD NOW, I GIVE MY LOVE TO GORD, GORD I PWAY U AN TWAINY AN TANK U LOHENZO FETATTY FO GIVE ME NEW SHACK TO LIB IN

https://x.com/LaSueur_off/status/1986546076132757524

Jones admits he fell out with Dana over not taking the Aspinall fight but still thinks he will fight at the White House.

wouldn't it be cool if a fighter after winning just went
>i just wanna say FUCK YOU dana white and fuck you hunter, maynard, sean shelby fuck all of you im not grateful for this fuck you also FUCK YOU TOO JOE ROGAN WHERE ARE YOU HEY LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU JOE YOU BALD HEADED FUCK YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MMA ANYMORE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CALF KICKS YOU OVERPAID BITCH

>>151831226
Jon Jones vs Alex Chama will be the biggest fight of all time

>>151831304
Yeah it'd be pretty cool

>>151831322
It won’t beat 229 but the biggest recently

UFC needs a new embedded series, Tom Aspinall: What I'm ORBING on

>>151831397
the pico story

>>151831390
229 everyone knew who will win and just wanted to see the fight now we have no idea since Chama is really dangerous and not 50 years old

say something nice about the current heavyweight champion, tom aspinall

I had a fever dream where a nigger was pissing in the mouth of former UFC champ Jon Jones

>>151831423
Loads of people thought Conor would win
Jones will sub Alex in round 1 unless he’s totally washed

>>151831427
Something nice about the current heavyweight champion, Tom Aspinall!

>>151831412
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tom will take down gane and finish him in 2 mintues. all ddp needs to do is make it to the 2nd round and khamzat will be gassed

>>151831445
Nobody really not even he himself or artem lobov thought he has a chance he was already done

forgot dustin hit a switch on islam. jdm spanks this kid

>>151831484
JDM by knockout he’s too big for Islam

>>151830608
scored many takedowns on him than ankalaev did

>>151831484
I'm high and drunk right now, and I read this as
>Tony will take down gane and finish him in 2 mintues
and I got so fucking excited, finally, Tony has ctemaxxed and come back stronger, at heavyweight even! But no, the vision blurs and I remember once again, sport I love is owned by helwanis and portapotty sheikhs.

put him ankalaev

ankalaev did nothing with the wrestling against a kickboxer how shit is he

Pereira’s “win” over a severely compromised Ankalaev is looking more suspicious everyday in light of the fixing scandal

bonkalaev got bonked

bonklelaev

ilia gave max the ol' PB&J

Poafix Perigger

bionicleaev

the truth is there's a reason tom didn't look great against gane, i accidentally flatlined him in sparring a few days beforehand with a power jab.

the triple cheeseburger will be there for shamil gaziev

No Chama, we killed Chama

chama

I still feel like 48 year old Roy Nelson would heem everyone in the hw division including Jones

khabib caught absolutely murdering a pork sandwich

2 Brazilian Champs
2 Georgian Champs
2 Australian Champs
1 Russian Champ
1 indian-polish crybaby quitter
and still
0 american champs

Scott Steiner forcing Khabib to eat bbq scream blood laugh Steiner laugh Khabib cry father vignette

AHHHHH MY RIBS MY DELICIOUS RIBS

Just eated a kebab and chips and pizza and 6 cane of cider. Am ded.

>>151831670
explain

Tfw FBI seizes your phone and PC in light of the recent betting scandal but all they find are pictures of Karolinas tits

tom is totally fine
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1986560385139581317

>>151831880
He was fat and shorter than most but committed to punches and finishing fights, also he had a great ground and submission game. He'd get stymied by a great wrestler of course, or even a decent one but honestly do you see Tom Aspinall taking a right hand from a prime burger king Nelson? No, he'd fold like a cheap fucking lawnchair

>>151831910
Disinformation. He's blind.

>>151831929
Aspinall’s whole thing is beating up fatties

>>151828801 (OP)
Yeah, I feel that. He has to. Really, his only fans are fans of the brazza. His first cheering crowd was in Abu Schaubi, with Islam Headlining.
Plus the training with Khabib. Can't imagine the overreacting, foam at the mouth, death/pozz threats he would get just from being honest and picking JDM.

>>151831910
>No damage to the eye
What about his orb?

>>151831883
Who is the audience.

>>151831976
fatties that cant fight though, mostly british cans. You think Roy Nelson couldnt handle the bums Tom fought? Roy had arlovski beat until EliteXC fucked him over

Reminder that the best MMA fighter in the world right now is basically just a boxer and the best wrestler in MMA ducked him. /box/ won.

>>151831910
>Reads post

>>151832049
swollen. throbbing. ready to blow.

>>151832112
Funniest part was him acting like he was almost sick. Like when you're a kid and you pretend you're too sick to go to school so you play it up.
Imagine if he got beat up way worse than this, if he got dropped and a big hematoma on his head but he WON. He would 100% be at the post press conference celebrating. He's in the hospital acting all sluggish like he's been HEEMED. He could literally take a good dose of average pain medication get some relief, but he was too embarrassed KEK

I know we get rowdy on heem but it's got to be true, Aspinall is one of the worst "champions" of all time. What a fucking bitch

For no one that saw Aspinall vs Gane yes within 1 minute Tom was flustered and scared after eating two jabs that ketchuped his nose and made him realize this isn't pub brawl 2k

combat sports

>>151832320
wat

Roadhouse 2 starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Dustin Poirier, Michael Chandler, MVP, Wonderboy and Dave Bautista? Count me in! Hype?!

>>151831929
Dana hated him. I agree he was sweet but Dana would pair him up with Jailton and then Blaydes and then Barnett

>>151832375
I think prime Nelson knocks all three of them out honestly

>>151832339
Id perfer Road Head starring Jeff Molina

*enters thread*

https://youtube.com/shorts/TQmZoVIqEyo?si=aKpitxKs90VFHNUr

>>151832435
WHOOP WHOOP HOL - LEE - SHIT

>>151831910
>Oy me eye Daner! Won't be able to mange till summer at the soonest.
Should be booked for January at the latest.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151832449
they should strip tom this fat no skill nigga is gonna hold up the division for 2 years crying about his orb reds

Gotta love the Bonesmeister

jamming a pickaxe into aniks bald skull cartel style

there are ppl here who unironically like jon jones and they are all beneath me

There are people here

>>151831910
tommy is lucky to not have any permanent or immediate damage

Based

>>151832449
With the frequency which Tom fights it will probably be January 2027. Gane will be fighting for the interim belt and have to defend it before fighting Tom again.

>>151832722
>BURN ME VILLAGE, I CAN'T GO ON!

tom won and many fighters are throwing fights i fear.

>>151832639
>>151832722
the gurucels are BOILING right now. reminder that jon jones threatened to murder a cop after he drunk crashed his female prostitutes car and fled the scene, this man cannot stop winning

>>151832639
Tom should retire and pretend his dad drugged him at this point

>>151832745
Kek what a bitch

>>151832743
Gane’s only fought 3 times since he lost to Jones, he’s not active either

>>151832745
CUT THIS UGLY BUM

kwabib pisshitstainov

>>151832835
Hey man how have your been

Cereal Gain

Tom KWABpisnall

Why is England nothing but pussies now? Wtf. I thought you were always hard-men. I've been misled.

heemed my own underwear but I ain't quitting

>>151832981
I remember you were going through some trying times. Hope youre doing better, god belss.

I'm scared.

>>151833107
>were going

its 3ami have work tomorrow and im up jerking off and checking heem

>>151833153
>me coming to back you up
TOLD YA BULGY I FIGURED IT OUT

I think most foreigners should live through a few years of the south if not in their minds instantly but in their hearts over time, because I cannot see these cali transplants and new york trash that wants to rent houses here being good for us. Imagine living in a country where you are disgusted by people from other states, that's us now baby!

in light of recent events, we can all agree that Brendan Schlaub would knock Aspinall the fuck out.

Wonkmember the nose

>>151833316
I see nothing wrong with this statement, Brendan Schaub was brutally KO'd and SLUMPED like 15 years ago
>one of the last good mma photos ever

They only know 2 things about MMA fans and that's we love buying the lawnmower beard trimmer and hedger system from manscaped and we love getting up to 200 dollars in bonus bets with our first deposit.

My walkout? Crash by Dave Matthews Band. I'm glad you asked.

My walk out (btw tired of u cunts)

>>151833316
One hunnerd percent
>>151833340
Why dont you go suck an fucking huge STI laden niggerdick? Respectfully.

Bong bros.. how do we respond ?
https://youtu.be/fuBTAyIhvfI?si=siLoTcVb7q3ekCWO

The most beautiful film of all, The Phantom.

>>151833406
>Unskilled, Lazy, Quitter
LITERALLY me

>>151833406
Isn't that Rigo guy literally a pedo? No way I'm watching that shit.

me peepers

>>151833405
I SCARE OF YOU

Sup guys just had to use airplane mode for a second but I'm back now

people forget man

i volunteer to be aspinall's seeing eye dawlg

https://x.com/B1TuckerCarlson/status/1986054727059055034
why did jon jones do this?

Im fucking hung ok next question

chi hung lee

met strickland

Still Tommy?

My fighting style Dana? Think Tank Abott meets Quan Chi. Oh why thank you for the 7 fogure contract

Mauricio Ruffy has a booked fight against either Fiziev or Gamrot for the Australia card in February.

word on the street is Tom's eye is completely fine and his dad is extremely disappointed in him for having 0 heart

TWO Bonfims?!?!

If Jon knew Tom was such a quitter why didn’t he fight him for 30 million and silence all his doubters?

>>151834748
That's some great news I absolutely love that for Ruffy. Gamrot being another wrestler might be another shot in the foot but if it's Fiziev? A total banger of a fight, two striking aficionados. I'm hoping for that one.

>>151834875
So true man why doesnt Mike Tyson fight me and remove all doubt you stupid wall eyed windowlicking fuck. Respectfully.

>>151834890
Was Mike Tyson offered 30 million to fight you?

Liu Kang or Marvin Vettori?

>>151834401
Wholesome :) Thanks for posting this!

>>151834922
Even if he was he woodnt take it because its beneath him. Simiar to Jon and Thom.

>>151835030
Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul for less than 30 million. Jones has never fought for anything near 30 million. They had to get the Saudis involved to make him an offer, he accepted it, then a day later turned it down.

>>151835030
got his ass