Thread 151834143

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/playoffsbound/

calgary flames

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>151834174
Now that’s a hockey club

>dougie hamilton is kill
:\

>>151834186
yeah!

best Strome!

SCAAAAAAR

>>151834182
Their new jerseys looks pretty decent. I haven't seen the USA ones yet.

my debbies :(

My penguins ):

>>151834143 (OP)
The black leaf represents the death of Canada

>>151834208
>a grown man
>goes by dougie

>>151834229
only canada and finland have released their's
>>151832581
>>151832590

>>151834253
other countries don't really care about /hoc/

>>151834182
>>151834199
white looks nice, black looks like shit

>uuuuhh dobson is shit actually
opinions dreamt up by the utterly deranged

I need to breed Hannah Yates in her racially ambiguous pussy

>>151834351
I watched her on podcast and was surprised that she's not doing a broadcast voice she just always sounds like that

struble is having a bad night. he looks worse than usual.

why dont theyve country names on the olympic jerseys?

>>151834372
very accommodating for the boys in stripes

>>151834345
Cope our bud will be a sports writer one day.

The Capitals are sponsored by TikTok.

>>151834414
true he's already been published he just needs more time

My craps lose that challenge

>>151834435
what's next, milk?

Can't cheat that one back reffies

My penguins a ):

*bangs on glass*

My Duckies with an exciting comeback

>that interference call
My reffies own this shit.

sabres suck again...

EXCITING TIE GAME

fucking markstrom is garbage why did we fall for the swedish goaltending meme

>>151834530
*throws shit at the ref*

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
maybe a regulation win for our hasbies

et le buuut, kapanen!
he makes me miss armia less.

>>151834538
>>>

*throws a full beer at a spastic banging on the glass*

*scores*
*skates down the bench giving the boys knucks*

>>151834554
>SIIPI

>>151834337
>ability to withstand immense pressure
Holy shit. They actually cut Marner.

*goes to the bathroom to clean out my colon because I really have to poop*

>>151834575
*shits on your wife*

michkov only has 2 goals...

>>151834337
>the unbreakable leaf
based

>>151834354
Why did they use an en dash, then a hyphen? Both should be an em dash with no space.
Was this whole project done with ai?

*thows a full cup of piss onto the ice*

esl here, what's the plural of hughes?

Don't want to be your monkey wrench.

who the hell is this guy

>>151834400
If anything it makes it harder, because it reduces the contrast, especially at a distance and with motion.

BIG DICK WILLY TIES IT UP

My penguins ):

>>151834674
I dare you fucking retards not to bring him to Milam

has tompson thrown any big hits?

My Sensies :)

the clarks song #2

>fraudulent team loses to fraudulent team
Debbies

Do you think Gary reads /hoc/

>>151834253
Maybe I'll cop a Crosby one if the US jerseys are shit.

>>151834641
By adding another word.
>There are two brothers named Hughes that play at the Nhl level

>>151834731
:(

>>151834741
the white ones look pretty nice

>>151834169
Let’s go bro

>>151834317
Who do I write to complain about these? My mp? Carney?
Hopefully it's not to late to change them.

MERDE

sex with debbie

my debbies scaaaaaaaaar

>>151834486
Good dog. Mine would shake the helmet off immediately.

>le habs ot game
its getting a bit tiring

>>151834738
no he has a sex life

>>151834797
Good exercise for both of them.

>>151834797
Lmao on youtube i keep getting videos of a dog named Oatmeal that enjoys standing in the pool or sitting in his oatboat

>>151834817
Habs would be fucked if ties were still a thing.

watching our raidies bro's

>Montreal forced to OT
Shocker

>>151834833
and a busy one at that.

>>151834863
>>151834817
blame gary

my debbies better not fuck this up fr fr no cap ong

>>151834634
Chatgpt always uses em dash. It probably wrote it

When is Emily finally going to go to Turkey?

>4 RW in 14 games
The fraudulent activities continue

>>151834861
bases

fuck off, newhook.

>>151834880
Dont worry the habs will be happy with their point

my debbies!!!!!!!!

>>151834888
if chatgpt wrote it then they would be proper em dashes.

Debbies :)

Tabarnak.

EM actually didn't dash
hence the verdict

damn, the ducks are orange.

Garytime in Boston

Gauthier is not going to let Crosby have the spotlight.

Gauthier scccccaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

>>151834984
And tied again bb

>>151834984
Orange, purple, yellow > blue red green tbqhwyfamalampai

>>151834960
I.... don't get it.

>>151835021
Wow Paul Kariya looks different from how I remember him. Guess you just don't see some things as a kid that you do as an adult.

>>151835048
EM is the one that got gangraped by team Canada

tripp says that milan ice might be even smaller than an nhl rink...

>>151835082
Sounds like trb on April 17 2022

>>151835042
Purple and green are a cool combo.

>>151835082
Haha that's good.

>>151835132
Just like my Tupelo t-rex

DUCKS POWERPLAY SCAAAAAAAR

>>151835132
Thanks doc.

my ducks are coming back

Is it too early to say that the Ducks are going to take over the league?

HE WAS A SK8ER BOY
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY

>>151835186
A year or two early, some of these zoomers need a little more muscle on their frame, but >we are rising

>>151835132
Lex Luthors warsuit is purple and green. He uses it when fighting that filthy alien

COME ON PENGUINS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS!

>>151835183
Wow. Some team should revive that logo.

>ruins take a penalty 3 seconds into their PP
Jej

>>151835218
Ending the rebuild a year or two early worked wonders for the Leafs. I'm guessing they're copying their winning formula.

>>151835188
I said that they'd be a lock for the playoffs after off-season but fuck, didn't think they'd be this good.

>>151835220
I didn't know that. Adding it to the list. Thank you.

>>151835188
well lets see. sunbelt, so that checks out. theyve been around for quite some time, but californians population is growing fast. yeah, i think gary wouldn't mind a southern california cup.

does the Pongs' coach has aids? legit question

>>151835250
Ducks aren't ending it early, this is right on time plus there is still some good young talent in the pipeline. Also >we have D/G prospects instead of all forwards like Toronto.

>>151835286
Is that the team with coach stephen miller

THEEEEEEEE BROONS WIN!!!!!!!!!

My Sensies :(

>>151835286
Nice English Rajeet

his Sensies xD

MY BROONS! :)

damn, the penguins are yellow.

>>151835319
yinzers are culturally brown

grateful for another garypoint.

CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

>>151835301
But have they haven't overpaid their stars and given them the keys to the city. I remain skeptical.

I'M SURGING

>>151835365
He would retire before anyways

mild are so fraudulent

pens are so fraudulent

>>151835284
Gary was waiting for the right team to give coach Q. I think it's pretty clear.

>>151835235
Technically its up for grabs the original team existed in the 90s and was a very minor league team in Tupelo, Mississippi (birthplace of elvis)

>>151835384
>>151835389
Just like my Habbies

habs are so fraudulent

just ripped a pelech

>"Rebuilding" team
>Trying to make the playoffs
Dead organization

>>151835394
The yellow needs to go, but otherwise it's awesome.

scaaar! nice pass by malkin.

Haha, that was brilliant. He picked the puck out of the air with the thin part of the stick and a goal resulted.

>>151835393
Ribbit will seethe if Q wins another Cup with the Ducks

>>151835402
Just like my islanders

just went to the store and got a motor city frozen pizza on recommendation from /hoc/ what am I in for?
gonna eat it while watching these late games

>>151835451
Retard

>>151835451
Don't poop your briefs

>>151835451
share pics
i don't have it in canada
the concept of an oshawa pizza is disgusting me a little bit

AHHHHHH MY DUCKS CAN'T STOP SCORING

focaccia

GOD DAMMIT FUCK

Kreider and Trouba have been just as good for >us as the kids tbqhwyf

>>151835399
gotta be careful with those, you don't want an accidental roy

>Pens blow a 3-0 lead in the 2nd period instead of the 3rd
good call

ovi is washed.

>>151835546
Rare bad night for dosty and holy shit these refs are SLANTED and the Dallas stars are PP babies

who the best team in the nhl?

knights playin wooooooooooooooooo

My Penguins :)

>>151835694
:)

>>151835660
It was always a pleasure to be flipping around channels and then come upon this show. I never understood its schedule.

>>151835694
>>151835727
Our penguins (:

These fucking refs man...

>>151835773
That's a black and white call when you get a stick in the face.

>>151835694
>>151835727
>>151835748

>>151835694
HAHAHA SHORTY SUCK IT REFFIES CARLSSON

Gary knows how to write a script.

Holy fuck the Ducks really are finally exciting now.

>>151835807
Suck this black and white shorty

Lmao Ducks get rif of Zegras and then start winning games

Stars duckies game has to be on of the prettiest I've watch in a while. Love those new duck jerseys

are the ducks....good?

how long until the dylan melty?

>>151835877
Yes

you know i really don't like this work from home commercial that gary is using to mock those of us losing remote work

Lmao the Vancouver PWHL ladies hockey club named themselves after a duck. I have never seen that type of duck before

Might make a bowl of ice cream bros

Otterbros......I don't feel so good
>6 goals allowed on 20 shots
>.700

>>151835963
Too many distractions at home

>>151835973
And crush up a cookie in it mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>151835973
fat fuck kys

>>151835525
Feels like the kitties President's Trophy season when Q's system was an offensive cheatcode

The ducks are a fun team

tampa got 0 shot...

>>151836011
Someone is mad they don't have ice cream

>>151835973
What kind of ice cream bro, might make a sundae to celebrate the penguins win

>>151835867
When I play Chel I always put them in orange/green home jerseys and fuck pulled tendy score...

are the ducks just the best team in the league?

>>151835877
No. But they are good offensively and play some hawaii ass hockey so the games are at least entertaining.

>>151836044
Vanilla base with chocolate syrup and crushed up hot cocoa flavored cookies mixed in.

I've got these bad boys ice cream bros

sorry stars youll never win a cup
pumped to see where robinson goes tho

>>151836091
TOUCHDOWN DUCKS

>>151835867
Gauthier looks great in orange

Christmas ice cream is out in stores now

>>151835806
thanks
wangs are fucked

>>151836112
Doing the same just with oreos
>>151836126
Nice, love a good fat boy

>>151835963
>burgers allowed the back to office nonsense
they tried that at the last election here for about a week.

damn

>>151836126
>>151836220
I got a thick and creamy fat boy for you :)

R A T
A
T

>>151836220
Oh and I put a splash of beer in it so I could mix it better

This hamster has been a wonderful investment. Every night she just hops in her hamster ball and roams around the living room it’s been entertaining for the whole family.

>>151836252
we are unironically the most cucked nation on earth. no other country will so gleefully suck employer / corporate dick. live to work, not work to live

>>151836262
It's so fun having a coach who actually wants to score goals and uses his team's speed as a weapon instead of having them play on their heels all game. Cronin wanted every game to end 2-1 and never played aggressively unless the scoreboard forced him to take chances.

>>151836298
I hope you find a nice job that respects you as a human being, anon.

>>151836311
as a flameschad im happy for ya, youve got a team that plays really fun hockey and finds success aswell. wish my team could score like the ducks. hopefully with the arrival of a young man from the yukon that will change.

>>151836317
i don't have it too too bad, i'm hybrid so "only" three days in the office a week. but there are plenty of burgers who would oppose any remote work because they think it shows a lack of commitment to their jobs and is unprofessional.

>>151836352
Best of luck in the McKennab Owl and thanks for Leo

>>151836362
BACK TO WORK ANON
THE JOB WON'T DO ITSELF
PRIME BEE MILKING HOURS

>>151836383
thanks bud and im just happy to see him develop/play so well for my tre kronors sake even if the ducks have a history of knocking out my flames

>>151836262
don't skate too fast tyler

Does anyone else here want to fuck Emily Kaplan?

>>151836614
Did you mean to say puck?

>>151836383
>>151836614
Emily like McKenna went to Penn State

>>151836736
Phaneuf is a dingus.

I missed the end of the game but GG Dallas

>>151836736
I was going to post a picture of him as a comeback to a reply on this post
>>151836267
but I didn't get a single (you)

>>151836820
shit my (you)s weebums are on my computer

>>151836262
that goalie is fucking dog shit

whistled before tho

>>151836317
nta but thanks. my mom thinks I'm spoiled because I'm given 4 weeks of paid vacation

>>151836253
the rat is insanely elite. he's dragging the kitties to playoffs

>>151836948
hard as fuck
how do you even keep sane with 2 weeks vacations/year
last white collar job i did, with holidays and shit, i had a month and a half of vacations

how can the ducks be good if they're allowing 5 goals a game?

>>151837097
50 y.o. crosby is leading the league

>>151837097
Oh right the worm scored too
The granpas should have a fight in the 3rd just for fun

BREAKING. Jake Oettinger caught hiding inside Jason Roberstons hoodie in an attempt to evade the media tonight.

https://youtu.be/-b1aEwMO2NE

wtf

>>151837159
yah marty saint louis said he will """caress""" him

Emily on the San Jose Sharks:
>exciting young team

>>151837158
good old Bazza

>>151836959
Feels like all the Panthers from the 1st run forgot just how hard it is to get there. Marchand still knows.

>>151837205
merchant is a faggot

>>151837159
It's nice that at least one NHLer cares more about winning hockey games than fucking golf.

>>151837227
idk slafkofsvinsky and doobesh are always wayy too emotional in their interviews

just a marner before that marner goal

TRD, good clean hit

Kopitar should have a hat trick tonight. If this was Kopi ten years ago this would be 3 for sure

DOUBLE MINOR PENALTY ON THE GOALIE

PP soft

>>151837378
go to sauna mikko

>>151837390
Too busy watching comfy morning hockey

Bradley going for the Rocket I see

el rato

the knighties SUCK

Even though my teams lost, it's always a good day when the Vegass Golden Showers lose.

>>151837419
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>151837450
>>151837453
rent free

Corey Perry... why did you even drop your gloves there? That was just sad old man

>>151834143 (OP)
anyone got any good ducks webms?

sorry ass kongs kwab

blues have more regulation wins than the habs :)

>>151837507
THATS NOT A WEBM!

Kopi looks a bit washed, I think he needs a trade to South Florida to rejuvenate himself so he can lead a team to the Stan Lee as a 1C

>>151837093
By scoring more than that.

my knighties and raidies both choked away leads and lost their games KWAB :)

where is everyone

Blues won

bird teams
fish teams
occupation teams
natural phenomenon teams
no horse teams...

>>151837642
there's even a music team!

>>151837642
horses are gay and lame

>>151837704
You take that back

For me, its Macklin Celebrini of the San Jose Sharks

Conor bedard is actually a ppg player this season

>>151837720
no

Watching survivor series 1992

>>151837904
Didn’t ask

>>151837904
based
>>151837907
tiny lost tranny kwab

>>151837914
Retard

>>151837904
Watching Survivor: The Australian Outback(2001), hoping Michael wins

>>151837926
we don't sign our posts here

slopdown was cancelled

>wake up
>kitties won

playing pokemon

>>151837927
that guy went to prison for being a pedo

>>151838114
Much like copey will in the next 2 years

I just took one of my best Mitch Marner's of all time. I wouldn't even had to wipe once, but I wiped three times just to be sure. Damn it felt good.

>>151838160
we don't call those that here now

>>151837642
there's a fire horse
blasty!

>>151838166
I don't give a Marner what you call those.

>>151838409
you collect gay magazines buddy

So the gold medal game in the olympics starts at 05.10 Pacific time on a sunday, I guess many north americans will miss the game between USA - Canada

>>151838415
Nope.

>>151838420
>8am eastern
>5 am pacific
Thats like normal morning hours

>>151838420
>Sunday 8am international event
Comfy like an off season GP.

I shall not watching that shit unless it's my day off.

>>151838628
Dont worry the key moments will be cliped and reposted here endlessly just like 4N

>>151838628
Why the fuck are you even here.

gary probably insisted on a time as inconvenient as possible in order to further promote his own product

>>151838722
1993

all i wanna say is that
yanks don't really care about /hoc/
all i wanna say is that
yanks don't really care about /hoc/

>>151838420
I'll just watch it before I go to bed

I just saw this, 153 hockey cards and it was 2 minutes bidding time left. Zero bidders. Only $15. Then some dickhead overbid me the second the action ended. Motherfucker.

>>151838827
Give me your address, I've got boxes full of this crap you can have for free

giving Jack Adams to this bald mutt fuck was a massive, horrible mistake. his first year as a coach the team played horrible, this season it plays horrible, the only year it was great was when Ovi was chasing the record and energizing the whole team so there was no role of Carbery in that. prove me wrong, - you cant. that bald fuck will be fired at the end of the season, and if not, the Caps deserve the oblivion for many years to come. that little greasy wop owner and the GM do nothing to improve the team as well.

>>151837734
thanks!

>>151838907
The capitals are just waiting for Ovechkin to fuck off so they can start a full on rebuild. The objective isnt to be good, the objective is to help Ovechkin pad his stats until he retires.

>>151838867
Nah, I don't want to out myself. But thanks for the offer.

>>151838981
I though you were all just flames fagsd

>>151838981
WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO ACT SERIOUS AFTER ALL THIS TIME?????

Our 7 game point streak is over Stars bros. These mighty ducks are good, this is the 4th time they scored 7 goals and they have impressive offensive numbers. It seems Zegras the wigger was the problem after all.

>>151834143 (OP)
>>151834182
>>151834199
They cooking

>>151839278
Last night was mostly on Otter but since his son was just born it’s understandable at least. Would’ve kept it rolling with DeSmith but that’s just me.

>>151839448
pretty sad he is putting his career before family

>>151839467
Gary isn’t big on paternity leave

>>151839487
no american business is

>>151839278
>gary point streak
Did you steal this cope from Montreal?

What I want to know is where in the world is Matt Duchene. He was skating, day-to-day, confirmed not to be in concussion protocol, and now suddenly he’s not skating anymore and is out indefinitely.

WHEN I SAY PULJUJÄRVI

YOU SAY SORRY!

>>151839521
SORRY BULJU

Here is the all-time head-to-head record between the Calgary Flames and the New York Islanders in the NHL:

Total games: 126.

Flames wins: 54.

Islanders wins: 52.

Ties/OTL: 20 ties (or games decided in tie era) + 2 overtime/other results.

So the Flames hold a slight edge with 54 wins to 52.

>>151839560
nerd

>>151839562
someone get this guy a drink

>>151839562
>>151839576

>>151839560
My Islanders were at their absolute peak when the Flames were still in Atlanta.

kinda funny marner had a no movement clause, made it clear to the leafs he wasn't talking to them until the summer, but brad treliving still rings him up and is like "hey mitchy, I know you've told me to fuck off on several occasions, but how about accepting a surprise trade to the canes!" and mitch just laughed at the old kook and went back on zillow scouting vegas condos

>>151839687
Marner deserved all the Marner he got in Toronto, and more.

rick westhead should investigate

>>151839747
that case would be a gold mine for him

>>151839585
Jen

>his team has lost at home
lmao

Flames play tonight

>Don't know if I've ever seen this before but MTL rookie goalie Jakub Dobes, who entered this gm 6-0-0, was literally in tears, blaming himself for the Canadiens loss. We (the media) tried to console him, telling him to keep his head up. Kid is putting so much pressure on himself.
Why are the Hasb so soft?

>>151839973
goalies are mentally ill people.

>>151839973
Kek beat me to it. Poor kid might enter the NHL Players Assistance Program when he goes on his first losing streak and the ruthless Montreal media machine goes after him.
https://x.com/mikemorrealeNHL/status/1986627560831082819?t=MvL-sGiPawCSB_fWRaz1ZA&s=19

>>151839998
If he's that upset about a game in which the other team's goalie was shit while he was fine, then he has some problems

Hobart vs Utica tonight bros

>>151839985
this. $20 says he is faking the tears in order to guilt newhook about his turnover

>>151839998
LMFAO it’s real

>>151840059
americans will never understand this level of heart
which is why they choose to mock him

>>151840100

1 9 9 3

>>151840100
I know crocodile tears when I see them. He was so obviously trying to fish for compliments from the media members. He has BPD bet you anything.

>>151839985
They’re extremely autistic

>>151840123
>I know crocodile tears when I see them.
yeah you looked in the mirror
lol

>>151840100
True they'll never understand what it's like to be passionate about what you do.

>Does he cry a lot?
>Yes, he's been crying every game since midgets.
>Good, we can't win a Cup unless our expected crying episodes go up.
>Draft him 1st.

Marner finally had a solid game. Thank God. It had been a couple days of loose play.

>>151840140
Oh snap (sorry if that's offensive to the Americans)

Why are Habs fans so delusional about Hutson, he clearly can't handle a sustained forecheck from the other team, the playoffs showed that

I saw a TikTok video of Bedard this morning and every single comment was like “oh no he’s going bald”

>>151840226
>why is this 21 year old not fully developed as a pro yet

>>151840254
It's just a maturing hairline or he's going bald

I'M A BITCH I'M A LOVER
I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER
I'M A SINNER I'M A SAINT
I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED
I'M YOUR HELL I'M YOUR DREAM
I'M NOTHING INBETWEEN
YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAAAAAAAAAY

>>151839998
>we (the media)
lol who the fuck is this guy?

>>151840268
>He's just a 21 year old boy

>>151840268
sorry about that yank, he fires off the most braindead of takes and makes everyone else look bad, we ignore him here now

>>151840300
Did you see that head fake by Hutson and the pass that didn't result in a shot on net? Generational talent!

>>151840319
thoughts on your victory over trb?

business idea:

>>151840436
hello kitty girls scare me

>>151840123
>He has BPD
true
im his fp

holy fuck, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dyn1fKEVck

>>151840254
What creatine and stress will do to a mf

>>151840471
>stress
it's cause he's never had cheeseburgers

>>151838160
>swedecuck mindlessly aping forced laffs meme
this is truly retard general, and not in a good way

>>151840485
That boy needs to bulk and start training for a 3pl8 bench

Starting to think the rags are the problem, Kreider is thriving on the Ducks, time for Lafreniere to get traded

>>151840594
Lafreniere is shit. Rangers got handed a shittier Arturri Lehkonen and French Nail Yakupov LMAO

>>151840468
me trying to convince my elementary school teacher i felt really, really bad for forgetting to do my homework so i wouldn't get in trouble

>>151840594
yeah and don't forget another former Ranger who is excelling, the league leading.... *checks notes* kaapo kakko

>>151840674
how did pretending to be a bitch work out for you?

>>151840704
He might be if his hand wasn't broken

>>151840708
a lot worse than it worked for dobes evidently

If a leaf junior player cries hard, his pedo coach might not rape him so hard. It's a life hack they learn.

>>151840796
holy kek

>>151840796
needs a .webm

Morning ponderance: how well would a world class rock climber like an alpinist or free soloist’s skills translate into professional hockey.

>>151834317
>more black than white
HUMILIATION RITUAL

>>151840989
>tf
>tp

>>151840796
kwab

>>151841060
based
>>151840796
try harder
its an imageboard

>>151841060
Me stumbling into my dresser first thing in the morning on my way to take a marner

>>151841060
Jen

Do you guys remember Bedard? What a bust.

>>151841170
he has more points than all but one dullas stor player
lol

>>151841170
Celebrini is what everyone thought Bedard would be. Can’t imagine having to live in Chicago though that would suck the life out of anyone.

this terrifies the american

>>151841210
His head gets smaller every year

>>151841210
Finlands jerseys look way cleaner

>>151841223
just like your weenie

>>151841210
Why does he look like that

>>151841240
finland always has great jerseys
canada's white one's are pretty clean, tho

>>151841243
Always after me lucky charms looking ahh

>>151841248
bad lighting

its winter tire season bros
something you sunbelt retards have no concept of

>>151841313
>he doesn’t have Blizzaks
Peasant

>>151841313
Only the poors. I saw my first Quebec snowbird license plate yesterday.

>>151841186
>he's better than a team full of shitters
ok?

>leafs don't have a winter car and must change their tires
grim

>needing multiple vehicles to deal with the seasons
coomsumer culture

>>151841337
We ride public transport here

>needing
how to spot a poor

>>151841337
having a summer car is peak boomer

>>151841223
kek

>>151841337
leet numbers confirm

When I was a kid I thought there was a guy who sat inside the jumbotron like the truman show

>>151841418
retard

>>151841313
>falling for the tire Jews tricks
All years all year round retard

uh... zoomerbros... i don't feel so good

>>151841435
how do i caress a czech?

>>151841422
Partially it was because I asked my dad if there was and he told me yes

@finland
pls explain this

https://youtu.be/ZHReqKRvonE?si=-ntbrBRSl3nUcRGS

>>151838382
>That's good. That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, shit, niggas is damn near barbecuing on that motherfucker. Go down to 20, niggas get their bitch on. Get their blood complaining. But forty? Nobody give a fuck about 40. Nobody remember 40, and y'all niggas is giving me way too many 40-degree days! What the fuck?

>>151841434
Just say you don't live where theres actual snow next time. All seasons are useless, especially with all the brown people causing "accidents" on the roads

>>151841337
It's like 20 dollars to have someone change your tires in a minute

leafs are shit drivers, yes

Is it possible for a christian person to support the NJ Devils?

>>151841477
I live on top of a hill in a snowy maple bush but I dont need winters since i know how to carry speed.
You dont need winters if you actually know how to drive

>>151841551
I'm on the cusp of sunbelt so we do still get heavy snowfall once or twice a year and all anybody does is just, you know, drive slower. I guess snowbelties actually need dedicated tires if this is a regular issue but acting like we can't grasp the concept of winter weather affecting our ability to drive is retarded.

>>151841181
Chad

Bro you don't need winter tires because you're in full control of all traffic and what everyone else is doing

>>151841547
Only if theyre Americans or Canadians because theyre already fucked for celebrating Columbus (he's the Anti Christ)

I think it's time for every white north american to have a dna test and return to the country in Europe where most of your ancestors came from

>>151841565
>I'm on the cusp of sunbelt so we do still get heavy snowfall once or twice a year

The biggest down sides of running summers is you can't break check aristos with your shitbox for easy cash

>>151841373
if you dont need them then why have them\
>cause i can
consume

>>151841313
Won’t be long until my winter blanket and humidifier come out

Canadians live on the same latitude as southern France, you're basically meds

>>151841645
>want bad, need only
why are you using the internet, you don't need it, consooooomer

>>151841687
internet is a human right in canada

>>151841734
that's not a need though
you only need food, clothes, shelter

>>151841753
your government cut off food assistance
cant be that necessary

>>151841753
>>151841734
nah there is a reason why canada is reddit cunt, with the weather, you stay more inside and internet is a way to socialize

Couldn't watch our Sennies last night as I was out birdwatching :)

>>151841435
It ain’t bussin fr fr

>Left: Soul
>Right: Soulless
Why would Canada do this? There is literally zero black in their national flag

>>151841816
>you can only use colours from your flag to represent your country!
autism

>>151841816
it looks cool, i always liked canada's black jerseys too they're pure cinema

>>151841816
I thought the black Canada jerseys were really cool when I played like NHL 02 as a child, but they also made me believe Canada was an ontologically evil nation

>>151841859
>Why should your national team's jersey reflect your national colors?
Soulless + no identity

>>151841859
That's not autism. That's a pretty common design focus of olympic jerseys and uniforms.
But also, it just looks bad. Black would be fine as an accent. The big black leaf is atrocious.

>>151841859
that's the idea

I can't get excited for the Olympics anymore.

The Four Natties was better. Plus IIHF rules stink.

>>151841816
At least, it's not blue.
>laffs

>>151841816
Why logos look like AI slop?
>>151841881
This logo is way better.

where is the gold on the american flag?

>Zoomers don't remember the disgust this jersey reveal caused
And it's actually better than any black Canada jersey since

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>>151841948
>Minuscule gold trim
>Vs. making the entire centerpiece of your jersey all black
Based idiot

>>151841945
Everyone knows the best thing to do with a logo is change it every year. You don't just make one logo. You keep changing it and changing it to justify your position as Hockey Canada President of Constant Logo Confusion and Change.

anyone remember when Canada went with yellow jerseys? crazy times.

>>151841987
you didnt answer the question

>>151842009
I kinda liked them

leafs are scared of the russians, so yellow is a good color for them

>>151841977
it looks cheap and shit

>>151842045
the yellow is meant to represent our vast and wonderful mustard fields!

STACEY KIEBLER IS CASHING IN HER MONEY IN THE WANK CONTRACT

>>151841932
Noone cares about 4 nations though. No player will ever feel bad about not winning some meme cup that was held once in 2025

>>151842045
Honestly miss Canada VS Russia, it's the OG patrician hockey rivalry. This gracchi bros tier Canada Vs (lil bro) US stuff is cute but it's just not the same.

>>151842065
it actually represents canada's vast rape fields

HE’S BACK

woke up too early this morning and couldn't get back to sleep so i educated myself on the Bosnian genocide

>>151842136
Did you learn anything interesting?

>>151841210
>the diamond pattern represents canada's rock hard resilience when replacing themselves with indians

Serbia Strong

Isn’t looch a Serb?

>>151842145
The president of Yugoslavia basically instigated the whole thing by threatening to wipe out Muslims while in Parliament.

Pretty wild

>>151842171
Hell yeah živjeli!!

>>151842213
>>151842213
>>151842213
New

>FACT: sunbelters suck at driving in the snow and their record storms arent even an excuse to show up late to work in the north
>FACT: all season tires are perfectly fine with a 4x4 suv or truck and if you dont drive a sports car or a sedan you are falling for the winter tire jew
For once I agree with the leaf.

>>151842103
>POV You are a cabbie about to get assaulted with pennies

>>151842191
lmao you read that did you? lmao. Ok Mo.