Thread 151846805

Nick's Tiers edition

every day I think about hailee steinfeld riding josh allen unprotected

>>151846829
She's really overrated
I remember back when she was in Bumblebee I even thought she wasn't that hot.

>entire offense plays a terrible game
>still win
the Bo Nix melties were great, deshita.

>>151846805 (OP)
Kangz

>>151851209
n shietttttt

anime

>>151846805 (OP)
bro looks like hes been stressing

this is a dov kleiman-free thread

>>151864882
that's because he realizes the reffies dropped his team.

>>151846805 (OP)
Hate this rat faced kike so much it's unreal

Only 11 hours away from watching 9. You could say it’s 9 in 11 or 9/11 for short

>>151868574
>11th reply
spooky

The average chiefs fan, ladies and gentlemen.

Chilling but spot on.

Falcons<Colts
Browns<Jets
Saints<Panthers
Patriots<Buccaneers
Ravens>Vikings
Bills>Dolphins
Giants<Bears
Jaguars>Texans
Cardinals<Seahawks
Lions>Commies
Rams<49ers
Steelers>Chargers
Eagles>Packers

I wish my Browns or Jests would make the offs this year.

Rammies with a big game tomorrrow

>>151870808
Yeah, I'm thinking the Bears have elite banter.

Have you prayed to Krishna today?

Vikings QB GayGay Shitfartpee

How many tomorrow?

Raiders picking Jeanty at 6 is the worst draft pick of the year

>>151870868
keeeeeek how did you come up with this?

Stimmin, wolf feedin, meditatin, prayin, throwing for 150 yard'n. Yep, were so fucking back

>>151870882
He's a good player, but the Raiders had to be the worst place for him to land.

>>151870808
Crazy how this was just a dislocated elbow. I thought for sure it was broken

>>151870808
lmfao brutal

>>151870868
HOW does he do it?

>>151870808
kekaroo!

commiefag fled

>>151870868
okay based

What team do the root for?

Is captain jet still around?

>>151871004
your team

>>151871004
kek his hat

>>151871004
lions energy

>>151871004
>average Pukers fan

>>151870880
As many as it takes allybro

>>151871144
Ok thats pretty bad

>>151871144
post the dropped pick in the endzone

>>151871004
Humiliating

>>151871004
good for him

I want josh allen to fuck my step sister

>>151871004
I mean if not for the packers hat i wouldve said steelers 100%

bakey

>>151871144
>this is one of the highest paid QBs in the NFL

>>151871507
50 jewbillion dollars is the standard annual rate, goy

>>151871144
>packfags went into this game saying Love is a top 5 QB

>>151871454
Fuck boreball and fuck the Rays.
Wish Sternberg had gotten them relocated instead of selling.

>>151871568
based wirfy

>>151870908
D-does nine have an erection here?

>>151871374
This so much this go patriots!

Can Micro Penis Junior get the job done tomorrow morning

>>151871796
no, bijan kwabinson will get a season ending injury

>>151871672
9 inches

tua just threw another pick!

>>151871930
Tuas gonna look /elite/

>>151871301
It's so bad all around

based mommy buying rounds for fans

>>151872011
might be the worst play of the year on both sides kek

>>151872040
Attention whore

>>151872097
yes, you are

>>151872121
tebow threw like a trebuchet

tua tongues my anus

>>151872011
and fudge packers fans will say love is better then caleb

>>151872121
muhfuggin bix nood

>>151872168
love may be clinically retarded but at least he's not a faggot

Decent chance the vikings light up the ravens tomorrow.
Ravens have really only found any pass rush success by blitzing, and vikings have been extremely good against the blitz. They've also sort of followed the mentality of letting their opponent into the red zone but finding ways to stop them from scoring a TD, while Mccarthy has thus far shown to have an incredibly high red zone success rate.

I think it's still fair right now to favor the ravens with Lamar fully warmed up, but I wouldn't be surprised at the Vikings winning a high scoring shootout where both teams score 30+ points

Not this week, but soon.

>>151872168
They're both dogshit and shouldnt be starters
Love's mechanics are awful and he makes boneheaded decisions post snap but Caleb doesn't even know how to work a huddle / make presnap adjustments.
They are both total retards that have so far shown me they likely don't have the mental capacity to ever become elite, even with the talent they possess.

>>151872011
$55M/yr btw

>>151872011
The DB jumping for it is so funny. He got so excited at having a pick he fucking jumped making him drop it.

And people will tell me with a straight face every DB in the league isn't just a guy that failed to become a WR. Sometimes I wonder how many elite route running WR3s would be better off just switching to corner.

>>151872267
I just figure that if Lamar's legs are back healthy, Flores' blitzes won't be able to corral him. He'll evade pressure, bide his time and let receivers get open or take off running. The gameplan used against Goff would backfire here unless Lamar's not 100% healthy.

>>151872011
This might be funnier than the pick six he threw in the Rams game last year.

>>151872399
It's REALLY fucking good. Scrambling for ages then sailing a pass to nothing but green grass and a defender who drops a pass under 0 pressure

>>151872415
verse's shove always gets me

>>151872429
For me, it's the way Love sits up while everyone is running past him celebrating

>>151872538
>does nothing
>wins

how bad do vikings get raped tomorrow?

>>151872458
Laziest mechanics. That throw is all arm, and weak at that. Threw it like he's playing beer pong.
It's like he's not taking the game seriously enough. Get your head out your ass and step into the throw.

>>151872563
incredibly based. non whites on seppuku watch

>>151846805 (OP)
Is he calling Lamar Jackson a Hall of fucking Fame QB? Is he high?

Will bustin have a better game against the browns than pooa?

Jordan Love is just Will Levis with a better floor. He'll give you decent enough QB play for the most of the game than suddenly make the worst play you have ever seen in your life at the worst possible moment

>>151872825
Reminder

>>151872753
2 MVPs, 3 1st team All Pro, holds career and season rushing yds. I'm not a Ravens or Lamar fan but he objectively has a very good case for the HOF even with his disappointing playoff resume.

Boink!

>>151846805 (OP)
Putting the Charger and Broncos at the same level as the Niners is just fucking retarded. He's just scared of them

Rejoice
Rejoice
Emmanuel

Eagles look like a lock to repeat in the NFC. AFC looks a lot more chaotic, but by the end of the season I bet I can predict who goes to the Owl.

>>151872572
They wont get raped, but they will definitely will lose.

>>151872994
>>151872934
How has he looked. I dont watch many AFC games and nobody talks about him or his development anymore

I think the media is way too harsh on Bo Nix. It's Sean Payton being able to call plays that's the problem

>>151873029
The same as always, even Lawrence diehards have given up defending him

about to go full 9 at work tomorrow and pee in all the stalls and on the toilet seats and not wipe or flush. I have practiced this all my life at home, no matter how many times mommy tells me to stop & clean it (i absolutely wont!)

>>151873087
name the player

>>151872376
Doubt they use the same gameplan against the ravens they did the lions. I'd expect something similar to the eagles but with Cashman and Van Ginkel back to make it be more effective

That said, this game is going to be a nightmare to watch. Both teams going 50/50 is an insanely stupid decision

>>151873015
how ill they not get raped they have one of the worst secondaries in the league

I’m thinking about the chiefs again lads

feeling UNHINGED and UNWELL, just ordered & paid for $300 worth of groceries to be sent to my EBT collecting black neighbor during halftime tomorrow, and I signed the name of sender as, "9 - an ally *black fist emoji*"

>>151873259
just pray the gay away anon-kun

>>151873219
They will pressure lamar hard

>>151873362
lamar has the highest passer rating against the blitz in the nfl

>>151871004
Your favourite team ;)

>>151873370
My vikies dont have to blitz to get pressure.

Imagine having a head coach named "Raheem"

>>151872538
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest and most true post on the 4chan app rn

>>151873387
kangz have no chance with mcsharty. The Ravens will win by double digits and sharty will probably get his knee bent lol

>>151873432
Im going to raheem your ass into the concrete you pussy

>>151873460
>Developing story 4chan's "Anonymous" appears to be having a melty. His mental state is questionable right now

>>151873345
Bodied that freak

>>151872040
I'll take a fresh round of Carlie Irsay-Gordon piss. Right to the brim

>>151872415
>>151872429
You won't believe who won this game

>>151870868
THAT IS A DISGUSTING NAME

>>151872880
He's 100% making the Hall. People clown him but he's had a great career.

>>151872284
Damn.... looks a lil sneezy on this one cuhh

>have most wins in the entire league
>"b-but they suck, muh sophomore slump!"

Wins are wins faggots

Penis Jr.

>>151873553
and there it is

>>151873569
I hope that was a bye week when he threw that because it probably fucking blew out his arm hucking it for a YouTube short

>>151873574
That was last season

>>151873551
based

Broncos offense is playing like shit to confuse the Chiefs defense. Screencap this

McAfee probably gave the best advice to punters kicking in windy weather. Hold onto the fucking ball as long as you can before punting it

>>151846805 (OP)
West coast clotsfag here, I’m just not waking up at 6:30 for a game against the failcunts. International games are retarded bullshit

>>151873661
Whip up yourself a nice breakfast and watch it. Make it a little experience

Can’t wait to see upcoming Super Bowl LX winner Danny Dimes today

>>151873440
epic. simply epic. mind if i steal this meme?

>>151873866
Thanks for joining us tonight, anon. Save it. It's all yours my friend :)

>>151870808
>no fracture
>no ligament damage per MRI
>no surgery required
how the fuck did he do it?

Everyone is talking about SBC and how right it is. Can we even argue against Super Bowl Credibility? It doesn't seem possible. Everyone against SBC is just a hot take merchant. HTMs are truly beyond saving.

SBC decrees that the most likely Super Bowl matchups are Chiefs vs Rams, Chiefs vs Eagles, Bills vs Rams, and Bills vs Eagles in that order. While it is possible for the 49ers and Steelers to have enough SBC to make it, they are longshots. No other team can appear in the owl according to SBC, the truth.

Why do we even discuss football when we know SBC will always be right? It has never been wrong before.

>>151873954
Forced meme

>>151873959
Every meme you have ever seen on 4chan and the internet was forced.

>>151873954
My Panthers will surprise everybody :)

>>151873974
You don't actually believe that.

>>151873974
How much SBC do the panthers have?

>>151873954
>rating the bills
instant invalidation

>>151873988
They're not "rated". They simply have enough SBC to appear in a Super Bowl. SBC doesn't play favorites. It just observes trends in the NFL to simplify the process of foreseeing who will appear in the bowl. People like to overcomplicate everything and pretend the minutiae and "knowledge of ball" matters when it really doesn't. What matters is rings, QBs, HCs, records above .800 and .700, and media relevance. It's why you sometimes get things like the 10-6 Giants defeating the 16-0 Patriots where the story being built up(obvious David vs. Goliath parallel) trumps the other factors.

The NFL and refs are influenced by these factors as well as just the experience and credibility teams build up. Predicting SB teams isn't as complicated as people make it out to be and SBC simplifies it. Just wait and see.

I made a new /cfb/ if anyone is interested.

>>151874059
shant

>>151870868
grow up

Rule change proposal: QBs can no longer "throw the ball away" outside the pocket to avoid intentional grounding or a yardage loss. The new rule is that if a QB and only a QB holds onto the ball and no other offensive player touches it, he may run out of bounds behind the line of scrimmage and it will count as a dead ball with the clock stopped. The ball will be placed back at the line of scrimmage from the previous down. He must carry the ball out of bounds himself. Any throw out of bounds behind the line of scrimmage will be considered intentional grounding and the nearest player to the QB will be awarded a sack.

Any throw past the line of scrimmage must land within the vicinity of an offensive player or it is intentional grounding.

Wouldn't this rule be better than allowing a QB to just roll outside the pocket and toss it away to avoid losing yardage? It also allows them tons of time to find a target and save the play. There are plenty of times I've seen a QB 5+ yards away from the sideline still manage to toss it away to avoid a sack and I hate those plays and I think they should be forced to either outrun the defender to the sideline or eat the yardage loss. Additionally, I'm not really against the idea of making it so any forward pass that doesn't actually pass the line of scrimmage is a live ball. So a failed flat pass behind the line of scrimmage that was still technically a forward pass could still be picked up by the defense if it's bobbled.

What logical reason is there not to implement these rule changes to reward defenses more?

>>151874059
Just saw the new thread.. fucking dogshit thread. Put more effort in next time goober

>>151874149
just ban screen passes except with its x and goal

So many stinky poopy games tomorrow.

>>151874149
>The ball will be placed back at the line of scrimmage from the previous down
no more rules ideas for you

>defense plays perfect coverage, contains the edge, and pressures the quarterback
>heckin' scrambler dances around for 10 seconds (with the o-line holding of course) while the defense is STILL playing perfect coverage and contain
>runs out of bounds 15 yards back, for no loss
>"negative play? reward the defense? fuck u talkin' about unc?"
I LITERALLY cannot stop sucking off quarterbacks

Quarterback? More like QuarterWHACK amirite, kings?

>>151874230
Why? How is it any different from a QB tossing it out of bounds and getting the same thing? If he runs OOB behind the line of scrimmage, if it was marked at that spot, it ruins the point of running OOB with it. This still gives the QB a chance to make a play "dead" but it forces him to flee to the sideline like a coward and it actually makes more sense than the current rule.

With the current rule, QBs just throw the ball at the ground at a lineman or throw it OOB if they're in trouble to avoid losing yardage. It's fucking stupid and looks stupid. The league needs to get rid of it. It also punishes defenses by not allowing them to actually follow through and do their job.

>reduced seating capacity
Reminder that new stadiums are not for the average person like you or me it's for whoever can pay the highest for overpriced tickets for a vacation experience.

>>151874415
Arrowhead stadium is one of the few legendary stadiums left, this is shameful. They can't just upgrade it? I've seen aerial pictures there's a lot of land around it.

>>151874415
They're already not for average people. The games that matter in the playoffs are already really expensive and not for poor people. If it extends to the regular season, then you'll just have to watch on TV like the peasant that you are.

Also imagine not being rich. The fuck is wrong with you?

Only fitting that the Chiefs would want to play under a soulless dome I guess.

>>151874415
>import millions upon millions of brown people
>wowww why can't we afford anything anymore??
>the rent is too high! land is too premium! shrinkflation!
It's only going to get worse from here, anon. You will own nothing and you will be happy. Vacations and live entertainment will only become more isolated and rich exclusive as time goes on.

>>151874468
There aren't millions upon millions of brown people in kck and even if there was millions and millions of white people which there would be in a 1st world society that allows for growth of its population, than the stadiums will still never be for regular joes anymore.

The bigger issue is they're demolishing a stadium with 10k more seating capacity with another 9k being renovated.

They're going to lose about 20k seats and who will be most affected by this? Season ticket holders who have kept it in the family.

Dedicated support for decades and they get cut out of the bigger picture so a.billionaire gets his new fancy stadium

my bills ;)

>>151874415
chiefs, bears and browns soon moving to domes is fucking disgusting. major respect to the bills for keeping their new stadium roofless as god intended

>>151874415
After reading about their current renovation plans some more I'm convinced this is a blackmail technique to make local taxpayers fork over more cash under threat from moving the team.

>>151874415
Brazilification.

>>151874526
Dome this bussy

Still kinda sad that Cowboys guy killed himself. I hate the lolboys but that's just sad

>>151874415
>reduced seating
>increased seething
Fair deal

sup frens great to see you on this lovely football sunday :D lets go my vikies!

>Bye week
>Steelers need to still reach 9 wins before Tomlin can turn off his game plan
Maybe ROdgers make some magic and the Chorgers lose

fuck Boluck and bover

Patty Cuckitini

that is a weak ass fucking early window

>>151872121
>wins a playoff game against mike tomilin in you're path

Buncos somehow making things happen

>>151874409
>at the ground at a lineman
that's a penalty

cant go back to sleep bros

guess which player he's supposed to be

>>151875037
Jordan Love

why is every mod on the internet a fucking bitch?

>>151875115
It take a bitch to mod for a forum for FREE

>>151875037
holy based, Joey B can learn to be tough from this goy.

>>151875115
reddit is for faggots. why are you even there in the first place, lol.

>>151875115
making it harder for unfunny faggots to parrot the same joke endlessly is based

>>151846805 (OP)
Das rite all you NFL white boy teams better pray for my dead Dallas cowboy homeboy tomorrow.

Game starts at 7:00 AM In Arizona :(

Josh Allen is the modern Dan Marino, a career wasted on an unserious team.

>>151875164
don't let the dak poopscot posters see this

Southernfags are cancer to the united states

>>151874767
The NFL when its players commit actual violence: I sleep.

The NFL when its players make meanie face at their darling Kash Cows: Real shit!

>>151875170
unironically, that negro was based. F

>>151874815
>pundits, raiderfags, chief fags, chargerfags, non whites in general are all seething
is it meme magic?

the NFL needs to poach this reffie from CFB

>>151874856
It's not. If any of them is declared a receiver, the QB can just throw it at their feet deliberately to avoid a sack. It's fucking stupid but it happens plenty on blitzes that break through.

>>151869842
i dont understand.
is this like a math equation where the "alligator eats the bigger number" (ie 4 > 2)...
...or is this like an arrow pointing to the better item (ie "apples > oranges", meaning oranges are better than apples)?

>>151875330
>If any of them is declared a receiver
which isn't often

>>151874856
TEs are linemen and you can throw it at their feet to avoid a sack even when their back is turned to the QB and they're blocking someone. Yes, it's stupid.

>>151875354
>TEs are linemen

>>151875362
Objectively, yes.

We need more diversity in our league

>>151873915
How indeed

Living in NY must be so based

Yeah your sports team suck but you live in the greatest city

5 more hours frens! comfy times incoming

>>151875579
Yeah it's gonna be a nice Sunday

>>151875547
New york sucks. Milwaukee and Nashville are preferable cities to live in.

>>151875597
-t. poorfag

>>151875592
that is one chunky fren you got there

>>151875597
lolololol

>>151875597
Sometimes i wish i was a white boy from minnesota

>>151875597
Nashville is where retard southern hicks move to feel important and wealthy, even though they aren’t.
Milwaukee has nothing to offer, but at least its an actual city

aaron rodgers just showed up outside of my house and offered me weed
can i call the cops on this guy or something

>>151875597
>Nashville

nashville has gone to shit because it got too popular in part due to its low cost. the new people are even more fake than in LA or Miami and it's no longer cheap to live there

You’re not ready for 9

Morning football is the most comfy thing ever devised by man


Thank you Roger

>>151871144
Love is gonna be good this week isn't he

>>151875597
FUCK NASHVILLE. All the communist californians moved in here and pushed us God-fearing true tennesseans out of our own homes. The mayor should be ashamed of himself for destroying our town by letting those rats in

I'm doing my laundry before the games start today!!!!

You now remember that Russell Wilson is still technically in the league. Did you know he actually recently just decided "fuck it" and offered to do cameo vids for 300 dollars a piece? That's the current state of Mr. Unlimited. We should scrounge the money together collectively and get him to say something stupid.

>>151875800
For the entirety of history up to just like 50 years ago, the idea of a man doing laundry would be unthinkable.

>>151875800
>doing your own laundry

gross and inefficient use of time

>>151875800
Show tits

>>151875815

well I'm not a man sooo

>>151875807
We should get him to say “I gargle Future’s sloppy seconds while eating my wife, Ciara out”

Russell is a fucking beta

gonna go to church and pray god will hurt a ref today and ref goes unconscious

>>151875815
>not knowing basic roman history

you are no man

>>151875818
>only $1.89/LB
So the average for one load of laundry would be about $18-25. What a fucking ripoff.

>>151875800
Beast
>>151875818
Whats next, gonna hire someone to wipe your ass for you, in the name of ‘efficiency?’

>>151875818
retard here. do they take your soiled underwear or is no underwear allowed?

>>151875843
Romans were homosexuals and homosexuals may as well be women so he's not wrong

Off to church. Finna pick up some beef on weck on my way home, and by the time I return it will be just in time to squish the fish.

my stupid fucking parents are forcing me to go to church when i just want to watch the falcons. i told my mom she’s a bitch and my dad just stood there and did nothing, haha, fuck them

sigh

>>151875847
>wipe your ass

why am i not surprised your dumb ass doesn't have a bidet

>>151875872
apologize to mom

bad boy

even 4chan has standards

apologize to momma

GOOD
MORNING
SAAAAAAAAARS

>>151875872
You sure showed them

>>151875872
This is gen z. This is what our future is.

>>151875882
Why would you ever trade players you thought were good to division rivals? Of course they're not going to gift the Bills their stars to crush them moving forward.

>>151875872
Ypipo call their moms a bitch every single day

coach primate

>wake up
>get to see the Falcons be embarrassed on national television
great way to start a morning desu

>>151875907
But what if they win? Any given Sunday d00d

>>151875907
This but with smug Pepe wearing a Panthers hat

can people from Atlanta and Indianapolis even afford a trip to Germany?
Two cities not exactly known for their wealthy citizens

Watch the Cardinals win the NFC West

>>151875918
International games are not for us

>>151875918
That's quite thoughtful and considerate of you, anon. Do you want them to be able to get to the game and support their favorite team? What a sweet guy you are.

>>151875918
Atlanta has insane money. You’ve clearly never been to Alpharetta, Buckhead, or East Cobb

>>151875925
why would you post this?

>>151875918
also dunwoody, roswell, and sandy springs

>>151875936
>place has insane money
>proceed to list suburbs and not the place in question
I bet you think Philadelphia and Baltimore are just the bee’s knees too

>>151875936
>>151875948
Be honest: you googled these areas to sound worldly and knowledgeable.

After some consideration, I will make pancakes during the international game

>>151875957
No, I live in Atlanta

Penis Jr. is about to get buckbroken

>>151875960
I’ll have mine with a little butter and maple syrup thanks man

>>151875961
Is it true that you can find chicken bones just walking down the sidewalk

>>151875950
>durrrrrr a suburb is NOT part of a city!

>>151875961
why are you black

I hope the Jaguars and Chargers win today so that the Chiefs can't get into the playoff picture even when they beat the Broncos' ass next week.

>>151875968
yes, anytime after saturday night…especially in midtown where the bodegas are

Queefies arent playing today, so we cant watch them lose :/

>>151875970
at least I’m not delusional enough the try to claim an entire city is wealthy based off a few cherry picked suburbs

so are cowboys KWABOTW?

>>151875961
How much to Georgians care about the following?
Braves
Bulldogs
Chase Elliott
Falcons
Rank them if you would.

>>151846805 (OP)
No game thread?

>>151875961
>>151875973
I flew through Atlanta recently and met the only straight male flight attendant in my life. He called me boss and he was built like a silverback gorilla. I bantered with him and he was probably the coolest flight attendant I ever ran into. I don't always do racisms.

Atlanta itself was very black and hot and shitty.

>>151876000
Bulldogs
Braves
Falcons
who?

>>151875983
They have to prepare so they can destroy the buncos next week. We all know this is the buncos superbowl so the chiefs have to be extra vigilant

>>151876020
Interesting. Thanks very much

>>151876034
Why don’t you name some more teams from Georgia instead of Atlanta? Of course the Bulldogs would be first, they’re from Georgia, all the rest are Atlanta

>>151876061
My curiosity is about the Georgian sports climate in general.

>>151875498
kek based

GET IN HERE

>>151876089

>>151876089

this gotta be the most boring week in nfl's history

Is this a reasonable bet or just straight up autism

>>151876115
Chiefs fan?

>>151876124
Thats a reasonable bingo for sure

>>151876124
>spread

no

>>151876115
>Buccal fat removal
>Forehead filler
>Clones dog
>Reminds you again that he's a 6th round draft pick
>Selfies as a 48 year old

What will he do next? I'm here for it

I think Sauce is gonna be a great fit in Indy. For the first time since he was in college, he'll be playing meaningful games that matter.

>>151876029
No, they have to prepare because if they lose next week theyll miss the playoffs entirely, lol

>>151876185
Shut the fuck up. Just shut up

>>151876115
Wonder why he has those ear plugs, what was he doing? in the factory I work they have a few stations with them for free. You would figure Tom could afford higher quality ear protection.

>>151876163
Yeah he must be sick of playing meaningful games that don’t matter by now

>>151874526
Bro why are our brownies so ass? The D is playoff caliber but this offense is more anemic than the 0-16 season. My hopes for the draft is either of the OSU receivers with our first pick, then oline with the next 2.. our line is in shambles and that was the one thing our offense had going for it in years past. Bitonio is 100% retiring, jones could be good but is made of glass .. we need to hit on a couple olinemen and not end up with jedrick wills type busts. I like fanin, I like judkins (I think judkins could be as good as chubb, dude is killing it with this dogshit line) but that's all there is on offense. I'm sorry you have to suffer with this team man

>>151875864
Based Christian bro

Why do we keep sending games to the yuropoors?

>>151876124
>is my 11 leg parlay reasonable
If you have ever asked this unironically then you need help

Only 4 hours til I get to watch nine

>>151876233
I thought it was bait at first but then I saw the bet vs payout ratio and figured he might be fr

I look forward to the broncucks getting BTFO in the wild card game

>>151876220
line must go up

the NFL has essentially peaked in the US so further growth has to come outside of the country

>>151876233
Hey at least I’m not one of those freaks that spend $100+ on a single parlay bet, never mind spending that much on any parlay bets that have more than two legs on it lol

>>151876257
#1 seeds dont play wildcard games thoughbeit

>>151876284
I'll repeat for those in the back >>151876257

>>151876282
The problem is this is how it starts
You're going to spend these $3 / $5 lottery parlays dozens upon dozens of times, one will eventually hit, and then $3 will become $20.
Sports betting is whatever, everyone has their vices, but if your parlay has more legs than a house cat you need to accept you're just throwing away money

>>151876284
They're not even winning their division, let alone getting the #1 seed. Either the Patriots or Bills will snag that. If the Patriots win today, they're getting the #1 seed.

>>151876342
he's just upset that he already posted all his flu webms and has to wait for a new thread to continue spamming

>>151876332
Sports betting isn't whatever. All gambling is degenerate garbage for losers. If you've never seen the damage it does to entire families, count yourself lucky. Nobody comes out a winner long term. Just keep your money and buy something nice for people you love rather than some cheap thrill off of your gut feelings. You're not a wise soothsayer when you gamble, you're just a degenerate overconfident retarded prick.

>>151873661
Fellow West coast CHAD here, I'm up for it as well but that's because I wake up M-F at 5am for work so even on weekends I am up

>>151876358
you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman

>>151876369
Good goy

My bussy is ready

>>151876358
Based

>>151876358
Every vice does damage in excess, it's about understanding the vice is such

>>151876206
if >we get a top 2 pick, it's gotta be simpson or mendoza, if not, i'm fine with punting on a qb and reinforcing the offense with receivers and linemen like you said. everything is a problem on that side of the ball: the coach is uncreative (maybe rees calling plays will help, but i'm not holding my breath), neither of the qbs has a top 32 nfl arm, the receivers can't catch, the interior ol and conklin are getting old and left tackle is a black hole. the fact that haslam has a notoriously happy trigger finger but is being patient with the group of numbskulls who left the offense in ruins like that pisses me off to no end, i hope depodesta leaving paved the way to a much-needed factory reset

>>151873611
deadman switch status?

im feeling PROBL9MATIC and COMPLETELY T9XIC rn rn

micro benis jr :D:D:D

How many today?

>>151877175
7 sacks

>cazzies, tourists, and autists fuck off to the game thread
Comfy

pray for the philippines

>>151876563
Simpson, eh?

>>151876563
Mendoza strikes me as a Stefanski QB

/nfl/ is going to collapse if 9 goes off today

>>151877312
They eat dogs. Fuck em.

Why are we talking about Hitler and Nazis on commentary now?? I looked down for a second.

>>151877484
Because they're heckin based and redpillerino'd or something

>>151877475
thats koreans

dropping a deuce at the locql
home depot toilet rn after my morning coffee
im not gonna flush
and i will wipe back to fromt tbqh (to be quite honest)

feeling absolutely 9

>>151877552
It's not endemic to one country

>>151876563
simpson likes joey glass and goof
you're going to have a melty

Why do teams do this?
For those not aware, the cowboys and packers 2028 1st round picks are now locked down and cannot be traded unless Micah / Kenny Clark are traded first, even if the perfect opportunity for a trade would arise because those players are considered conditional picks until the condition hits or becomes impossible to hit.

>>151877562
>and i will wipe back to fromt
does... doesnt everybody do this? why the hell would you go the other way lmao. dont forget to finish with a dude wipe.

>>151877585
Oops forgot pic

>>151877575
he's better than both and he also likes bakey

>>151876272
They can make other line go up for more US consumption:
>yes, Mr. Goodell, a 10-7 final score can NEVER happen again. You never want to see it again. I understand. I'll have a talk with my referees tomorrow morning. Got it. Thank you sir.

My view of the nfc north qbs
>goff > williams = mccarthy > love

>>151846805 (OP)
Whenever I think about steelers-ravens games it makes me think that creepy john dupee from hansen vs predator

>>151877653
As a Kangz fan and NINE believer, he's still currently the worst in the division behind manlove, but he has the highest ceiling by far imo

mccarthy is going to suffer a career and life-ending injury today

>>151877842
*lameme

Daniel Jones really is so much better when the opposing defense can't put the fear of god into him. He was always going to be doomed behind that o-line in NY.

>>151872753
>Is he calling Lamar Jackson a Hall of fucking Fame QB?
He's correct about that. Prove him wrong.
>>151872896
>Putting the Charger and Broncos at the same level as the Niners is just fucking retarded.
All 3 teams are either depleted or have Bo Nix as their QB
None of them are going anywhere.

Reminder

>>151877892
Nope

>>151878033
This is correct (though I'd go as far to leave the Broncos off the image entirely)

>>151878033
NOOOOOO YOU NEED TO PUT MUH CLOTS THAT ARE CURRENTLY STRUGGLING AGAINST THE FAILCONS NOT ONLY IN THE GRAPHIC BUT IN THE FUCKING BUBBLE ITSELF! THEY ARE OBJECTIVEKY A SUPER BOWL CONTENDER AND ANY ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS JUST OBJECTIVELY MAD NOOOOOOOO

>>151873551
2023 Eagles lookin asses

>>151878082
A fair take. The defense is very good and despite the memes Sean (usually) calls good game plans. They keep inventing ways to win which seems unsustainable.

>>151878096
lol broken

>>151873551
>Wins are wins
You don't know ball

>>151878033
Bubbles don't exist until December.
The NFCW, NFCN, and AFCW are too much of a bloodbath right now to know who is going to even make the playoffs let alone be contenders

The Patriots will show the league today they are the leaders of the AFC and the road to the Owl runs through Foxboro.

>>151878033
>>151878082
>>151878140
If the new LT the Chargers picked up miraculously ends up working well enough, consider replacing Denver with the Chargers

>>151878172
>Bubbles don't exist until December.
And yet here you are responding to one

>>151878199
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>151878175
trashy white women disgust me... post more

>>151878096
I think the colts are overrated but the falcons genuinely have the best pass rush in the nfl and a top 5 defense.
The Panthers and Dolphins games are some weird extreme anomalies, there might be some hole to exploit that those two teams found, or the falcons just played like shit those days

Who the FUCK decided this uniform match up?
Just have the Vikings in the all purples and the ravens in the all whites. This is just retarded

>>151878215
Do you deny a win today if the CLOTS lose would change the narrative around MVP voting?

Apologize now

>>151878294
I'll never forgive Baltipoor for stealing the 3 primary colors of the Kangz while just changing the helmets to black.

>>151878387
Did gayleb lie about his height?
He always looks tiny when he's standing next to other QBs

nobody will watch the Jets and Browns game

>>151878176
Penning? He sucks

God I want to suck a cock so badly.

>>151878234
The Bucs are Broncos-tier frauds

>>151878411
No, he was measured as 6’0.5

>>151878417
Some have a disposition to.

>>151878440
The nfc is all fraudulent the eagles lost to the broncos lol

>>151878445
Damn he's basically Kyler Murray sr at that small

>>151878455
Yeah the Eagles are by far the most likely to get their shit together though. They hit rock bottom due to injuries and bad play calling, both of those things are very fixable.

I've been saying all year that the Falcons are underrated. They just need Penix to not go full retard and they can compete with good teams.

>>151878538
I mean their pass rush is absolutely elite.
Their offense just stinks. They're basically the broncos but without a secondary

AFC (Absolutely Fraudulent Conference)

>>151878558
Bijan can carry the offense, and London can make plays. I'd say their offense is better than Denver's.

>>151878587
Denver's offense is only good in the 4th quarter.

AFC = shit teams

Bet on the Rams winning the Super Bowl

>>151878587
They're both bad and rely on defenses getting tired

>>151878668
kek

>>151878642
not a bad take
they're in the bubble

DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN

The Bengals have just become the first team in NFL history to give up 40 points during their bye week.

>your kids are jets fans
>Jets sell everyone
>they dont want to be jets fans anymore
>they become colts fans
>right as the colts and Danny Dimes mene collapses
A cruel but necessary lesson

>>151878795
heh

>there were clots fans that thought they were legit
LMAO

>>151878642
I don't see them beating the Eagles. Maybe they'll get lucky though and the Eagles will choke against Tampa or something and they won't have to face them.

>>151878346
coward

>>151878809
Genuinely this is just part of the script. They need to get the defense figured out and sauce needs to gel. They'll probably stumble the next 3 games

>nfc teams that could win the superbowl if they continue pace / hit their stride
Eagles
Rams
Seahawks
Lions
Vikings
Buccaneers
>afc teams
Chiefs
Bills
Patriots

feel like i haven't seen my eagles play in a month

>>151877750
>>151877653
9 (Nine) is obviously in front of the goof arrow

YOU JUST CANT SEE HIM *waves hand in front of my own twisted face*

>>151878988
>6-7
>now 9
Can zoomers fuck off with these numbers ok

>>151879031
zoomers are boomers now

>>151878234
>clots
KEK

>Green Bay Packers star pass rusher Micah Parsons will line up Monday night against the Philadelphia Eagles. The Dallas Cowboys went out of their way over the summer to ensure Parsons would not play for the division-rival Eagles -- at least not anytime soon.
>Unbeknownst to everyone except the few who crafted the August blockbuster trade that sent Parsons from Dallas to Green Bay was a "poison pill" condition that, according to sources involved with the deal, prevents the two-time All-Pro from playing for Philadelphia in the immediate future.
>The previously unreported condition states that if the Packers decide to trade Parsons to a team in the NFC East -- the Eagles tried to trade for him in the summer before being rebuffed -- then Green Bay would owe Dallas its 2028 first-round draft pick, sources involved in the trade told ESPN.
>The "poison pill" condition also was used on Kenny Clark, the other player involved in the trade, according to sources. If the Cowboys trade Clark to a team in the NFC North, they would owe the Packers their 2028 first-round pick.
>League sources said these "poison pill" conditions clearly were put into place to block Parsons from winding up in Philadelphia, not far from where he grew up and one day wanted to play. The "poison pill" conditions apply to this season and 2026, according to sources, meaning the Packers don't have a clear path to trade Parsons to another NFC East team until 2027 at the earliest.
kek

>>151878668
>quarteback
that's right, not a complete quarterback

>>151879031
its a DAMAGED male thang, yall wouldnt understand

The colts are entering a nightmare collapse
They might miss the playoffs

>>151879364
nah, but the chiefs will.

>>151879154
we dem sois stayn mad ya haterz

Remember when the Colts were considered a lock to win the AFC?

>>151879413
>>>/ptg/

>>151879585
It's the Patriots' conference now.

>>151879680
I don't know what that means.

>>151879714
>>151879680

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS legend Tom Brady

penis is trash lmao

dijon robinson

anyone else notice that theres way less ad breaks for european games

>>151880495
Da NFL network always has less ads

>>151880551
true

>>151880495
It's a morning game so maybe they play less since they know it won't have as many people watching? I don't know but that's my guess

45 minutes until my vikies play :)

>>151878959
The funniest thing in the world is going to be if the 49ers end up winning NFC West because they end the season tied with LA and Seattle but hold the tie breakers by winning all their non conference games.

>>151880895
RIP Chevy Chase

/sp/ jannies get rimmed by BRC (big ref cock) every night check em

CBS broadcasting Browns v. Jets in my local market jesus christ as if I couldn't hate mainstream media more that I do

lol at Sauce getting worked on the 2-point. Wasn't he supposed to be good? What happened?

>>151878423
Calm down nigga, the dolphins will be playing in half an hour

>>151881228
He was always overrated

>>151880838
Uh anon? The conference games are the tie breakers. Non conference games don't even play a role (besides overall wins / same matchups) until strength of victory
For division title it goes
1. Wins
2. Head to head (if either team was 2-0)
3. Division wins
4. Same matchups
5. Same conference
6. Strength of victory

are the falcons good?

>>151881482
lol no

>>151881482
Lol

>>151881482
lel

>>151881482
wew
ew
w

Just want to remind you that the Colts felt so confident in Daniel Jones that they traded two firsts for a DB

REDZONE
>>151881616
>>151881616
>>151881616
>>151881616

Micro Penis pick 6 coming

Why does Danni Jane wear lipstick?

new gemmy dropped

Clots you know the Panthers shut this team out right

>>151881714
Weird, that's the same color mommy irsay wears...

>>151880895
rip commish taglabubu. should've been goodell

Guys I'm worried about Lamar
Nine has entered the building and reportedly was heard screaming "I'm killing the first monkey I see"

Fucking ace job refs

>>151881960
>Giving random players the Captain's patch because they play a certain position
QBs should not be automatically captains because they start.

>>151882027
The players anonymously vote for captains you dumb fuck

>>151882052
And the players are wrong for voting for a QB because they're the QB. Carson Wentz had a gold captain's patch and nobody believes he earned it. Same with Lamar Jackson.

>>151882092
You'd have to ask the locker room why they voted that way, but in general, yea starting QBs will get the vote because they interact with everyone on the offense.
The right guard isn't best friends with the WR3 usually

>left to get brunch
>come back
>tie

what the FUCK happened?

>>151882184
Sauce is shit

VIKINGS RAVENS GAMETHREAD
>>151882213
>>151882213
>>151882213
VIKINGS RAVENS GAMETHREAD

What a gay flag lmao

who tf eats brunch

>>151882397
Saints-Panthers

giants - bears game thread

>>151882441
>>151882441
>>151882441

>>151880895
Sad

>>151881340
That’s what I meant. I no think good on days.

>hand ball to Taylor
>win
Danny Dimes is elite

Clots getting bailed out by Atlanta's retardation. Same as the Bucs and Pats. An interesting trend of frauds getting exposed but steal beating them.

didn't know exactly how the falcons were gonna fuck it up but i knew they would

>>151881714
>>151881751
kwalwf

>>151882596
gms

>>151882614
irrata

RIP in piece tagliabue
you had a silly name that was fun to say as a kid

>>151846805 (OP)
>worst 3-0 team ever
>worst 8-2 team ever (you are here)
>JT is the worst MVP ever
>DJ is the worst OPOTY ever
>Tyler Warren is the worst OROTY ever
>worst Super Bowl champs ever

Colties.

>>151881751
YES YOU TOUCHDOWN OR DEATH?

>>151882686
Nah anon the worst 3-0 team was the 2015 Panthers

Penix is marginally better than Anthony Richardson

M V P

V

P

ROLEX WEARIN’

>>151882656
>keep whites and latino women fertile

>gonna meat suck

>i really really always top asians

>Failcoons
>choking
Name a more iconic duo

>>151882775
>didn't need a last second tuddie to be Shitlanta

Why did you doubt, anon?

>>151882802
>needed a last second missed XP

>>151882802
>needed a missed PAT to beat Asslanta

>>151882821
>needed a comeback and OT to beat the fucking Falcons
Lol

>Patriots @ Bucs Gamethread
>>151882852

Which game should I watch:
>Tank Bowl - Browns vs Jets
>Vikings vs Ravens

>>151882849
>>151882846
Never in doubt.

Our loving mommy will lead us to the Owl

someone bake the new one for the 1pm slate

>>151882926
It was absolutely in doubt lmao

>>151882937
do you get paid to post like this?

>>151882898
Browns-Jets
Why would you wanna watch the Vikings?

do europeans really prefer field goals to touchdowns or did kurt warner spend all game trolling euros?

>>151882987
Only by assmad haters unable to cope with it happening again.

>>151883053
NFL Europe star Kurt Warner

>Johnathan Taylor won't be in the owl
All my money's on the clots

yo
why you got all 4 nfc west teams playing in the same time slots?
fuckin retards

>>151883078
what the fuck is his problem

>Patsfags think we forgot they lost to the worst team in the NFL
B-but week 1. Shut up, bitch.

>>151883103
west coasters don't care about football because it's an american sport and they have their own gay culture over there

Where were you when Indiana became the football capital of the world?

>>151883191
Colts Broncos 2 for the afcg is gonna be wild

>>151882937
she cute

>>151883164
the nfc west has 3 teams going to the fucking playoffs. i don't care about 80% of gay ass afc teams and the east coast was gay as fuck when i went there.

>>151882775
if CMC can have a 2000yd scrimmage season and Barkley have a 2000yd rushing season and both not make MVP then Taylor ain't getting MVP, sorry

>>151883246
irregardless no one cares about those teams

Glad to see this allstar defense keep going.

>>151883320
>>151883320
>>151883320

Bills @ DolphinS

>>151883246
you are gay