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/hoc/ tuah shit on that thang

queers queering off

>>151848558 (OP)
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the flames are complete and utter dog shit

>>151848585
kaprizov looks like he's 18, but also 80

>>151848590
much like their fans

better replay

>>151848590
They have the same chance of winning the cup as your team. 0%

WHO POOPED THEIR BR-IEEEEEEFFS
POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

is that the pink pony club thing

>>151848622
Not me. I only wear briefs to the gym

>>151848621
is this the cope of the 2025-2026 season?
>yeah we suck but you do too!!!

>>151848558 (OP)
Add Macklin Celebrini to the pros list

>>151848649
No it's from every single year of your existence. They have had as much success at winning the cup as your team.

Well shorksbros, your team hasn't gotten fucked.....yet

>>151848649
1993.

>>151848558 (OP)
My penguins (:

>>151848691
we don't post our weight here

DARTMOUTH !!

>>151848590
The Flames should buy to become a stronger team. Trade their 1st and 2nd round pick this season and some prospects for immediate help.

Their fan base don't accept rebuilds and their owner doesn't either. If they try to rebuild for even one (1) season they are in high danger of getting relocated.

>>151848664
that cant be right since team that make the playoffs have more chances to win than those that don't
and the fumes didnt make the playoffs last season and arent in position to make them this season
dont put your shortcomings on the rest of canada

* shuts out Notre Dame *

real hockey talk only

>>151848696
That's just my cock, but you'd know that after sucking it for 32 years.

>>151848724
>Trade away McKenna for some bullshit

>>151848798
mckenna sucks he aint even close to the top of the leaderboards

>>151848724
>Their fan base don't accept rebuilds
thats all you are ever doing

>>151848798
Trade away the possibility of McKenna in exchange of having some dignity and pride and finish between 18th and 21th instead of 32nd in the league. Who wouldn't rather be in the mushy middle than at the bottom?

>>151848752
the jews will make black people like hockey whether they want to or not

i havent watched many of her games this season. i bet she misses me

>>151848858
team owners that want to sell jersey and tickets and concessions.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
ES

In my country, we call this Soviet hockey.

>>151848873
do they shape female hockey pads for their tits like smith workers did for female warriors?

>>151848891
based

Are my wongs finished?

>>151848874
NHL media has told me for 15+ years that a team that has a sniff of a playoff spot sells better than a team that is out of the playoff picture by mid November.

>>151848891
Zuccarello has assisted on 40% of Kappy's goals.

Bertuzzi is playing so well

>>151848905
>NHL media

Oh no flamesbros lmao

NHL media told me I'm too old to rebuild

>>151848913
The Little Norwegian Hobbit Magician is extremely underrated in the league.

Reminder that Bertuzzi remains one of the purebloods of the NHL.

>>151848939
I'm a bust as well

>>151848891
Filthy

>that's what Buds do
what did they mean by this?

Didn’t realize how dirty the flames are. PK Subban tier slew foot

>farabee
lmao what a shit retard player

why did they lock in dustbin wolf when they havent even started rebuilding yet?

thought wolf was supposed to be good...?

>>151849026
The femcels liked him

Flames just gonna try to injure the hawks young players for the rest of the game

lmao

the islanders dynasty is imminent i'm afraid we're all going to have to apologize for years of jlmis

>>151849063
Who's the retard Flame on the offensive blue line? Looks like a beer leaguer.

>>151849063
lmao what the fuck is that defensive style called

the flames are garbage

>>151849087
There is only 1 dynasty and it has won every year since 1993.

I didn’t realize how bad the flames are

>>151849135
do you follow the NHL?

>>151849148
This is my first time watching them this year

>>151849063
dustin pup

save from the seven point five million dollar man

>>151849155
I don't watch most games that don't involve >my team, but I still hear about what's going on around the league

>>151849165
i could have made that save just standing there.

>>151849175
if atlanta got a 3rd team do you think they'd be the thrashers again

fuck, we were 2 feet from absolute kino.

BEDSY

Why did the flames get rid of Bertuzzi?

>>151849223
he's an unvaxxed chud who hates canada and couldn't wait to get out

mfw 4 points

>>151848891
J
L
M
I

>>151849229
Absolutely based. Might even buy his jersey now.

>>151849249
you have almost own-goal the flames did a few minutes before this?

>>151848891
This shit is garbage. He should have dumped the puck in and then chased after it

>>151849231
he now stands alone a top the leaderboard

>>151849258
missed it

>>151849231
Which black bvll is he staring up at in this picture?

>>151849249
uh oh wolfie gonna be crying to the media again

>>151849292
it's not his fault he can't generate offense

>>151848769
>but muh imaginary line on a map that separates NHL teams
Lmao some of you Americans are so fucking stupid, it's no wonder your country is such a shithole that is hated by most.

>>151849296
we know dustin

>>151849301
>took him an hour to come up with this seethe
kwacanacuck

>>151849249
what a fucking embarrassment
one point out of the playoffs to this

>secures the bag
>stops trying
A tale as old as time.

>>151849327
Forgot pic.

critical update from the SAP center

>>151849356
i'm rocking in my chair like that too

if the sharks win i make 120$

just got home from waging put on the sharks game

>>151849389
they might win

big pk for /ourteam/ coming up

>toronto tempo
kek.

>>151849431
>jest

oh my

>>151849462
>tfw no reffie gf

>>151849462
he's lucky it wasn't by his cock

>AAAAAAHHHHH IS THAT THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS???
seriously?

>>151849492
Same team as last year. Only difference is Wolf stopped trying now that he got paid.

>>151849492
Why are you surprised the calgay flamers lost?

>>151849476
>that
>cute
DHS is going to revoke your visa

>>151849513
Some of their retarded fans on here said they were good. Was I stupid to listen to /hoc/ ?

>>151849520
obviously

>>151849476
When will Gary force lady refs into the league?

>>151849560
as soon as canada wins a cup
so never

my sharkies :DD

>>151849555
Lmao you cant make this shit up

sharks <3

E X C I T I N G
X
C
I
T
I
N
G

>>151849431
Literally why? Why not just deflect the puck into the net?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>151849568
>bedard and Celebrini are two more points than 39 year old malkin
How come zoomers fucking suck?

>>151849578
too busy sucking cock on the bench and in the showers

>>151849589
>losing their minds over scoring some garbage goal like this
Yay, sharks, I guess...or something.

>>151849188
I think it would be cool if the NHL had a Flames team again

>>151849555
mcdavid just hasn't woke up from offseason slumber yet :)

glad the sharks are winning desu

>>151849606
based blues fan being a bitter nigger for no good reason

what does the "WE WANT TACOS" chant relate to?

>>151849619
If the sharks score 3 goals, we get free tacos from TB

>>151848558 (OP)
hey guys anyone have any good ducks webms?

kino ending bros

>>151849634
no

SHARKS
H
A
R
K
SHARKS

so close to a goal, but exciting in any case

Love you sharks, now back to arc raiders :-)

the blackhawks are in a playoff spot and have positive goal differential which only 6 teams in the west have...

>>151849662
>canadian team apprehended in the parking lot

Oh WOW! The basically last-place shit-tier faggots of the past 2 decades won a game.

>>151849681
Want some preparation H, champ?

>>151849681
seeeeeeeeeething at our sharkies :)

>>151849681
Erm they made the cup finals a decade ago

Not bad shorks, not bad

>>151849654
cuplets eternally seething kwab

our sharkies

((( O 'vvvv' O )))

>>151849701
gary allowed it just for the to get BTFO. Again. Losers.

MY San Jose Sharkies :) are rapidly climbing the standings.

>>151849681
so rarely get to use this one

what happened flamesbros? Kek

Is your team strong?

gotta admit as a shartsfag, the kangz being shit is kind of upsetting because we are one team away from the cali death trip revival

>>151849734
Poopy briefs

>>151849735
you're also forgetting the sharts aren't even playing 500 hockey

>>151849747
4 out of the last 5 is one hell of a leap from recent years

>>151849747
they're playing gary's definition of 500 hockey

>>151849764
he can't keep getting away with this

>>151849764
based Gary

just as nature intended

>Montreal Canadiens
>Best players are Americans

SHORK BROS WE ARE UP AND RUNNING

>Chicago Blackhawks
>Primary color is red

gimi

>Utah Mammoth
>Which mammoth is it and why him?

>>151849915
>doesn’t know the blackhawks are named after the Blackhawk tribe
>doesn’t know Indians are red skinned

>>151849928
>Doesn't know they wear red and named black

>>151849999
canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years kek

>>151849999
Why would they do this when McDavid just signed his life away?

where's the bud1 team canada jersey

>>151850122
do you really think they know what that is?
oh wait sorry I didn't realize you are retarded. Get on the short bus canadian

>>151850127
why wouldn't they know about bud's amazing 1

>>151848579
>>151848605
>>151848632
>>151848713
>>151848730
>>151848748
Why are you so raped?

We’re not doing shit this year…

holy fuck flames are screwed

parekh is so soft. his injury could have been avoided if he braced and leaned into the hit instead of being scared.

hes going to be a bust and flames have no other elite prospects

knights play tomorrow bro's

>>151850335
>knights play tomorrow bro's

what do you think of my post
>>151850293

>>151850293
>he cares about one of the worst teams
okay retard

>>151850355
both of our teams need to be better king

>>151850356
you realize they are tanking for mckenna?

huberdeau should be leading the franchise but he sucks

>>151850239
something funny happened to him 1300 days ago

Other people's misspent cash is pretty hilarious.

>>151850378
you realize gary will never let them win the mckenna lottery?

they'd have to move to houston or atlanta for that to happen

we don't misspend cash here

>>151850378
You faggots said the fumes were good, now they're magically tanking for McKenna

Pick one

Why isn't the World Junior Championship played somewhere in the Sunbelt? If the game has grown and have become a thing, the Sunbelt should be able to host the World Junior Championship. Instead it's always close to the canadian border when USA host the tournament

>>151850472
why are you asking this nobody cares about teenage hockey. besides spengler cup is on

bruins leafs is going to be an absolute shitshow. can't wait

>>151850558
>Canada
>New Jersey Devils rip off

can you imagine being the montreal canadiens and finally having your 1st overall pick and you land on bustkovsky and the next two years are literal generational talents breaking records before they turn 20
kekkerino

>>151850590
is this allowed?

>>151850705
under gary? anything is possible.
but actually i think other than playing the puck over the half line, the goalie becomes a regular player outside of the crease, that's a legal stick check to me

Why can the Rangers only play good when they are on the road?

>>151850378
Holy FUCK how many years you been rebuilding?

>>151850734
MLB pitcher John Rocker
When asked if he’d ever play for the Mets/Yankees: (both NYC teams)

“I’d retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing... The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country”

>>151850757
Did you join the wrong general?

>>151850705
You are allowed to interfere with the opponents stick as long as your stick doesnt touch the other guys hands. Same applys to goalies.

>>151850768
he asked about the NEW YORK rangers. they are over the moon ahd hyped to be on the road and sad as shit to be in nyc.

>>151850774
holy shit your team sucks

>>151850780
better record than the rangers lol

>>151850757
>>151850774
>I HAVE TO CRY ABOUT BASEBALL
noone fucking cares homo

bro are you just super baked or is this legit autism
anyways my bruins gonna meme on the leafs tonight :^)

>>151850812
what is adin hills deal lately copey?

just relocate the flames at this point, ownership is incompetent

Bedard on Team Canada is a lock

There’s more history in the New York Rangers than half the league. Know your place.

Now that the dust has settled and Joel Quenneville is back in the NHL how long until he beats Scotty Bowmans little record?

>>151851058
How many fucking Quennevilles are there

>history
who cares?

>>151851045
Just like my leafs

Damn I have been lately addicted to reading replies for various games on hfboards. Shit is hilarious especially when the their team is loosing, people are going nuts completely after that.

>>151850979
ownership will threaten the relocation if ticket sales slump

detoilet slowing falling back to reality

>>151849249
what a cutie

>havent slept yet
>5 hours until puck drop
>wired off all the sips I drank at 3 am

Hey /hoc/ world it's yours truly

Detroit
>"Once Patrick Kane returns, we'll never stop winning."
Also Detroit
>Loses 1-4 to New York, Kane couldn't score a goal on an empty net.

>>151850590
https://youtu.be/dok4wJ4pqo0?si=4cGZy8KH20IcqqFs

>>151851748
The greatest person in existence. You're the best Gary, the very best. If Jesus Christ ever comes back, it'll be to bow before you to say.
>"I was wrong, you're the real son of God, Gary."
Gary, not only are you the GOAT, you're also
M.U.L.E. - Most ultimate, legit Executive
P.O.G. - Pinnacle Of Greatness
D.O.N.K.E.Y. - Dopest Of NHL's Known Executives Yet

>>151851241
Yeah, they did great when they were playing laffs and soilers every night. Schedule is tough now.

>>151851908
the >rags are tough?
yikes

I was surprised to learn Canada follows daylight savings

YOU SIT AROUND GETTIN' OLDEEER
THERE'S A JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE AND IT'S ON ME
I'LL SHAKE THIS WORLD OFF MY SHOULDEEEEERS
COME ON, BABY, THE LAUGH'S ON ME

STAY ON THE STREETS OF THIS TOWN
AND THEY'LL BE CARVIN' YOU UP ALRIGHT
THEY SAY YOU GOTTA STAY HUNGRY
HEY BABY, I'M JUST ABOUT STARVIN' TONIGHT
I'M DYIN' FOR SOME ACTION
I'M SICK OF SITTIN' 'ROUND HERE TRYIN' TO WRITE THIS BOOK
I NEED A LOVE REACTION
COME ON NOW, BABY, GIMME JUST ONE LOOK
YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
SITTIN' 'ROUND CRYIN' OVER A BROKEN HEART
THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE
EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCIN' IN THE DAAAAARK

daaaaaaaaaaa hawks

>>151852000
Laffs and soilers are shit.

>>151852555
just like your ded wongs

>>151852714
They're fine, as long as they get to play shit teams... like laffs and soilers.

1 goal and 1 assist for Lafreniere last night, looks like he's heating up rags bros

starting to think hellebuyck is past his prime

>>151850590
nice

>>151854320
Just like my Islanders

gonna head to the bar and do some day drinking while watching my debbies :)

Leader of the Mack

wife won't let me watch the games tonight.

Sweden just won 8-3 to Switzerland in the Finland Hockey Games :)

>>151855017
switzerland should give up on tennis and focus entirely on hockey

Taking a stubborn gooey and creamy beer marner right now bros.

another horseshit connections, wyna liu has lost the plot

>>151854870
go up to her and be like hey skank, go like make me a cake or something

>throws away his career for some (likely) temporary whore wife who married him for his money

Even these players can't have such low IQ to see through it

>>151855251
you realize he's coming back right

>>151855302
Yeah but when the average career is 5-10 years maybe use that time wisely

>>151855251
show me a couple who married for true love

>>151855340
me :)

>>151855364
how did you do it?

Getting pretty hyped about the Canucks and Blue Jackets game tonight. Bound to be a fun one!

>>151855376
tru luv

>>151855376
just be yourself :)

PK Baboon

>>151855385
my bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie lies over the sea
my bonnie lies over the ocean
so bring back my bonnie to me

Only woman I ever loved was Jadzia Dax

Did you know that Kulikov have a swedish wife and yeah I do believe they married because of love.

>>151855408
Eww she fucks ferengi

>>151855513
Is that a chastity cage key?

Its over

>>151855559
millennial bros....

Macklini Cuckbrini

>>151855559
those last 4 points for redard shouldn't even count, that was just stat padding against the flames

Bruins getting bruised tonight

Eat my shorts

When is The Donald going to make 10pm starts illegal?

will (you) be watching my debbies this afternoon?

>>151855584
he was responsible for all 4 goals. without him it would have been a scoreless draw

>>151855559
without padding from secondary assists, boomers still reign

>>151855559
The age of zoomer is upon us

>>151855559
canada firmly on top

>>151855901
That's just goals idiot

>>151855764
Otter isn’t getting a lot of sleep these days since he has a baby

>>151855559
bussybros on top

>>151855942
Thats the whole point (r) tard

>>151856013
You said padding with secondary assists idiot

>>151855559
i don't like this

>>151855901
flyers fans told me cutter was a bust

Watching ringette can-fin

all aboard, next stop whitehorse yukon

>>151855559
NHL: "Wow look another Toronto Maple Leaf! Let's suck his dick!"

watching curb your enthusiasm :)

>>151856049
The implication was that all of their points were secondary assists so they should have zero

>>151856258
Bedard is the league leader in primary assists

What do you think about matinee games, do you like them?

>>151856280
meanwhile eichel has the most secondary assists

Our Sennies play today :)

>>151856280
CHI is my second favourite team because of him and that does not surprise me at all. If he's not scoring himself he's making crazy passes through 3 opposing players or just straight up banking the puck off Tyler Bertuzzi who just stands near the far post on powerplays.

>second favourite team
reddit tier

>>151856349
Kikel has 13 assists, 3 are primary lmao

Le stuart skinner...isn't le problem??

>>151856383
retard

>>151856394
we don't sign our posts here

>>151856394
we don't use that word here, newfren

soft pusys of the season

>>151856385
If Demko isn't one of the starting tandem for USA in Milan I'm going to flip out

>>151856385
JEN otter isn't going to milan kwab

I would like the Sharks more if they ditched the teal pants

>>151856385
how do you expect a goal

>>151856441
i too would like to see celebrini skate around without pants

>>151856421
It's gonna be Swayman, he has a lot of good will with USA hockey for backing stopping them to WC gold

>>151856383
NTA but I have a top 4

>>151856470
here use this https://apps.apple.com/us/app/reddit/id1064216828

>>151856441
Yeah they look like a team of clowns

>>151856462
True enough, but if his current on-ice performance doesn't improve by the end of the year I think he won't make the team

i'd prefer the san jose sharks keep their pants on

>>151856530
you can't, shannon. grow up.

>>151856534
ive got news for you then

who would win in a fight: a penguin or a jersey devil

>>151856566
they need to recreate this asap with... you know who

>>151856470
kwab

>>151856593
celebrini and reaves

>>151855916

1993

>>151856581
for reference this is what both creatures look like

its my birthday today

>>151856668
happy bday

>he's been in and out
Yeah, in and out of consciousness
:(

Last 10 number 1 picks and their current PPG

McDavid 1.5
Matthews 1.15
Hischier 0.8
Dahlin 0.7
Hughes 0.96
Lafreniere 0.5
Power 0.45
Slafkovsky 0.56
Bedard 0.9
Celebrini 1

Our penguins play soon

>>151856793
No

>>151856775
i like that tall nigga slovikaskovský

>>151856797
Yes in 20 minutes they do

>>151856775
Powers is really fucking bad, bottom pairing at best.

>>151856892
A power bottom you say?

Everybody needs to shut the fuck up, and listen to what she has to say. ESPECIALLY if you're a cis heteronormative neurotypical fucking white MALE

Which team should trade for Lafreniere?

>>151856921
One that wants a bust

>>151856921
Vegas

Watching collage football and some of these boys have nice booties

>>151856530
Based shanny

Do you think Nick Foligno ever looks in the mirror and wonders why his younger brother got all the looks?

>>151857032
Probably not

>>151856442
advanced analytics. We cannot understand how they are derived here at /hoc/

>>151856915
Edna Moe ahhh woman

>>151857032
Yeah cuz my younger brother is like this, but he’s mildly retarded but that’s the territory that comes with being a chad

>lexus' december to remember is back
based
>>151850837
adin hill is injured for months potentially KWAB

>>151856915
shes so not into this sexist reddit bullshit

i hope shartstorm is in net so that didney can get 2-3 more goals tonight

>>151856921
boy needs to shave his mustache and come home as the 1C for the québec city nordiques (formerly known as the anaheim ducks)

>>151857226
He’s elite though, he out dueled Dobes and made him cry the other night

>>151856668
Happy birthday nigga

>>151857254
i suppose he did make that young man cry, but crosby is no youngin', nor is he a man- he's a kid.

sid the kid

>>151857246
I seen a guy at the collage game last night with a Sakic Nordiques jersey sporting a captain’s C. Briefly considered being an autist and telling him Sakic wasn’t the captain of the Nordiques

>>151857299
you should have
spread the good words of /hoc/ around

>>151857299
it's okay to reveal your power level at college games but only if you are ready and willing to fight

My Blues are decent favourites against the Krakkies tonight, and I can't understand why. By every metric this is another loss.

>>151857367
He didn’t look like a fighter and I was going to until I looked it up and Sakic was their last captain

>>151857419
The Blues are fags, go Krak

I have a second favorite team and I’m not going to let a reverse redditor shame me

i hope the wooly mammies are in shape cuz we're going ot boyos!

Heinen is the leading scorer in the AHL

i have a 2nd favourite team as well...and theyre in the same division as my 1st

On xitter Habs and Islanders fans have been fighting a lot this week, it’s bery low T

>>151857491
>raped bitch

>>151857565
Based, mine is my favorite team’s rival

>>151857565
>>151857616
based retards

>>151857572
>on twitter

what a terrible 2 on 1

just saw 6 teslas waiting to fuel up at wawa
kwab go flames

>>151857631
Which retard is your favorite? you can only choose one

my janitor application was approved bros i wonder how much i'll get paid

penguins fans watching from home just doing everything they can to fight the urge to jump off their balconies

>>151857658
Teslas don’t take gas though

>>151857565
based albertan nationalist

What a shit fight

>>151857670
hes talking about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151857756
it looked like the devil player tapped out

>>151857718
Electricity is basically invisible gas

>>151857703
Some of them will fall off the cliff at Mount Washington today

have to go get a haircut in a bit

>>151857784
Does wawa sell electricity for cars?

i love a good hky fight but having to fight after a hit like that is ridiculous lol

>>151857775
Vagina injury I guess

>>151857810
>put gas in
>car goes
>put electricity in
>car goes

i saw the penguins play in nj 15 years ago
crosby, malkin, letang and fleury were all injured

>>151857886
sad

>>151857909
I look like this and say things like go stars go

>>151857818
Have to? Are you in the Navy? Did your Petty Officer tell you to get a haircut, Seaman?

I saw the Oilers play the Canes and McDavid scored a goal that was on the NHL’s top 10 goals of the season

>>151858037
raped

my dad is a huge leafs fan. he and i went on a trip to ny to see them play the >rags at msg years ago. >rags won 7-0. funniest game ive been to.

>>151858106
He must have been bubblin

brutal slurper in new jersey

>>151858037
its too long and getting to look messy

>>151858204
What are you going to get

>>151858238
a haircut obviously

Time for my Sensies :)

what was that? lmao

that was humiliating

>>151858331
>the pond

My Sensies :)

>>151858296
Linus has to be better

is there a more insecure fanbase in hockey?

1000 bucks from Andy’s bank account

>>151858442
bruins fans apparently

>>151858442
only in Minnesota

Oh yeah my Sensies came to play :)

Florida lol

>>151858471
kek bodied that freak!

>>151858430
Raped retard

>>151858493
He's bound to relapse on OCD or whatever he had

>>151858493
jones for knight was a great trade for both

>>151858531
Brady’s passing his juice around to the rest of my Senators space jam style

>>151858442
>snes
stuck between 2 huge /hoc/ markets

>>151856668
happy birthday cutie :)

>>151858518
Raped retard

>>151858535
>>151858616
good posts

>>151857670
bud is my favorite retard desu

>>151857093
What is this, under league for the Martimes?

>>151858442
Canucks: Rioters. Finals chokers
Flames: 2004
Edmonton: no Gretzky
Jets: winnipeggers
Leafs: perpetual chokers
Sens: little brother syndrome
Canadiens: muh heritage
Nordiques: muh bettman

my debbies have the lead :)

>>151858843
it's the new senior league in nova scotia

>>151858868
Let’s go brother!

>>151858442
you're onto something here. laffs fans atleast make fun of their own team when they suck. habs fans, much like soiler fans, are completely nuts and delusional and everything against them is a huge conspiracy.

>>151858938
Neat, they don't seem to have a broadcast partner

>>151858983
Do you require fresh OC to keep yourself stimulated? gross

>>151859026
>Numales
we call them faggots here

My favorite team is the Bruins and my second favorite team is the Habs

>>151859001
they should take the flopill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-orti7kV60&t=6331s

>>151858983
>that fan of a team i don't like looks like that so that means all of their fans look that way
get with the program, kid

>>151859088
Why

intermissions should be no more than 15 minutes but fat americans take forever to get their food at the concessions so gary had to lengthen the breaks. frustrating.

>>151859122
worked

sentrannies pure luck

>>151858981
If Habs fans spoke English they would be unanimously despised by the 31 other fanbase. They are genuinely psychotic.

>>151859088
unhinged

>>151859139
thank you gary

>>151859153
jew

>>151859163
I speak English and am one of the most beloved posters on /hoc/

>>151858868
>Filename
Kek

>>151859139
>17 minutes in playoofs

>>151859139
can't blame them really when their arena's sell food like this. of course I would never get any because I don't want diabeetus

Boomer Habs went on a rant to me about how shit Price was and why it was his fault the Habs didn’t win a cup

>>151859163
quoi?

Can you not go a couple of hours without eating. Fucking pigs.

>>151859269
it wasn't his fault but ya he was shit

>>151859307
Quoi?

on the nigganet nobody knows youre french

>Mohammed Swede sees a picture of beef
>Immediately starts seething
Poetic

>>151859269
tell him he's a retard the next time you see him. price only had 1 player who scored 80 points on his team once, and it was in his first season. apart from that there was absolute shit offense in front of him for his entire career.

>>151859307
only if you can go a couple of hours without sucking cocks
oh darn mission failed, time for another burger i suppose

do you eat at hockey games, anon? i just get a few beers, that's it.

>>151859426
If I'm real hammered I get some tendies and fries in the 3rd period

>>151859359
I’d rather not, he already looked like he wanted to fight me when he found out I’m a Bruins fan recently despite the fact I grew up playing hockey with his son

I eat your dad's ass haha

>>151859426
Only if Gary is paying, I can't afford arena pricing anywhere but the Delta Center

>>151859189
we don't post our own race here

>>151859426
Not a chance with the prices they charge ever at AHL games.

>>151859562
je pense que montembeault est fini et que doběs doit devenir premier du québec

It is the law in Quebec when you enter a business or restaurant they have to greet you in French, don’t matter if they overheard you speaking English or Hindi walking in

>>151859426
10 dollar poutine is a bit of a tough sell when there food trucks that sell the same amount or more for 5 bucks

>>151856441
What would be a better color?

>>151859664
Legally speaking they have to serve you in French if you request it. Most businesses downtown however don't give a fuck and the sirs making your Timmies coffee can barely speak English as it is, let alone French.

>>151859726
Brown

>>151856441
>>151859753
>teal
>brown
>orange
>purple
>pale blue

>>151857472
I'd go in her crack

I haven't had much pumpkin pie yet this autumn, I may have to get some today
>and some Cool Whip

>>151859887
please fuck off

Crosby with the secondary assist

>>151859916
Raped retard

>>151859936
what would they do without him?

>>151860011
Raped retard

>>151860010
Hard to say because they do have him

>>151859668
BedGOD

It would be cool if Crosby had an Ovechkin season at 38 and scored 60 goals with like 35 assists

>>151860117
he's on track

>>151858868
Is that Africa or Atlanta?

>>151859668
That's nasty.

Fun fact: Gretzky was protected from the expansion and NHL draft after the NHL/WHA merger because of a special contract (not player contract, "personal services") he signed with Pocklington. He could have been drafted by the Colorado Rockies (who became the New Jersey Devils a few seasons later). And they probably wouldn't have become the Devils in this scenario.

The Devils are frauds

>>151859668
>wolf frozen in despair

thank you, gary

>>151860282
Nah he just stopped trying now that he secured the bag.

People pay to watch Jack Hughes get robbed

>>151860354
Fife means faggot in French

Most dangerous lead.

>>151860400
A fife is a kind of small, shrill flute that they play in military formations

>>151860451
pédé

>>151860451
I've got a small shrill flute you can play with right here

New
>>151860443
>>151860443
>>151860443

>>151860451
That's what Spongeboob turns his nose into.

>>151860380
I have the Pens feed and the commentators said we’ll be watching that save for years to come, I believe him

>>151859668
Calgary should move the franchise and start fresh. Atlanta maybe?

>>151860332
Good

Did every stream on hockey die?