Thread 151859633

KO 8PM UK

Chelsea: Sanchez; Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Neto, Pedro, Garnacho; Delap.
>Subs: Jorgensen, Adarabioyo, Hato, Acheampong, James, Santos, Gittens, Estevao, Guiu.

Wolves: Johnstone; Tchatchoua, S. Bueno, Krejci, T. Gomes (c), H. Bueno; Andre, J. Gomes, Bellegarde; Hwang, Strand Larsen.
>Subs: Sa, Munetsi, Wolfe, Arias, Arokodare, Mosquera, Chirewa, Hoever, Mane.

>>151859633 (OP)
Lads, >our clean sheet record is safe

>>151859633 (OP)
>Enzo captain

CAREFREE

>>151859633 (OP)
Cuiaba Man sub
This coach is eating shit.

For me it will be the darts

>playing delap against wolves after what he did during the last wolves match
twitch emote ICANT

RIP Jota

>neto, pedro, garnacho, delap
damn that's so fucking shit lol

Over under on gusto getting a cheeky red?

>>151861811
they will combine for 3 goals today

bulls in blue about to be heinousss

We got this bros

Awoo

lil bro taking notes

how about some goals lads

>>151859633 (OP)
Delap is one of the worst players I've ever seen play on a team where good players are expected.

it must be fun to say wang on tv all the time and get away with it

>>151862321
you should hear me when its time for a cigarette

>>151862253
Garnacho has been worse but you wouldn't mention how bad he was because he is a sudaca

>>151862253
this but gyokeres

My Wolfsburg lost, need atleast Wolves to win

pedro is so fucking bad

>>151862384
are there any other wolf related teams you support?

>>151862253
He was a terrible signing. No idea what they were thinking getting him. Pure mediocrity.
>>151862349
Garnacho has been alright, certainly better than Kittens

>>151862394
>>151862394
he's a 'palmer baby' at chelsea

>>151862410
No, Im a lifelong Wolfsburg fan, later I found out another Wolf team exists so started watching their games too

>>151862349
i think we all have our biases, you'll probably never rate him because he has bleached hair and an ugly front neck tattoo

chelsea are so boring

wolves are so bad

i am so sleepy

>>151862531
what are you drinking?

>>151862596
lucozade and i just ran out

nap time

>>151862653

gn

nonzo fernansh best player on the pitch hmmmm

you now remember mykhailo mudryk

>>151862805
I miss him bros

>>151862516
Valid criticism

>le palace vs brighton

Reminder this """derby""" was entirely constructed by Sky Sports to increase viewership

>>151862886
Why is it a derby?

Once again Chelsea have fielded 4 players whose first and last names both end in 'o'

>>151862941
nah thats sounds impossible
i dont believe it

>>151862908
DEI derby: blacks vs gays

never was a big gta guy. i played 5, 4 and the one on the psp as a kid but never really payed attention/had the capacity to give a shit about the story. played it only for gameplay. but one day i was looking for playlists for music and found the gta radio stations and clock how fun the ads they did were and then i saw some joke compilations on youtube. might have to actually play these games properly

>>151862941
hello again

kwab pedro

pedro is so fucking shit

brutal slurper

Palmer… we miss you…

>be billionaire
>spend a billion
>get this shit
What went wrong?

>>151862996

psp was so sick played PES constantly

Ppv.to stream has gone down, anyone got a working link please?

>>151863028
they are a one player team. if he's not playing, they aren't relevant.

is sanchez ok?

>>151863076
nice try fed

maresca should consider starting estevao seeing as he's basically their best fit attacking player

>>151863077
Except last year when he played every game and did nothing for 19 matches

So it's
>if he's not playing well, they aren't relevant

>>151862494
inside of you there are two wolves

If I played for Chelsea, and earned £250,000 a week, I’d insist on dating then marrying them breeding a busty English lass.
D cup at a minimum.

absolutely awful

>>151863033
heres a retarded thing i did as a kid with my psp. i realized if you pressed on the screen that it would mess up (like every screen). i found out that if i bit down on the screen, for like a few seconds glitchy circles would happen on the screen, so the top of my psp screen, in like a line, there are fifteen or so bite marks of canines when my dumb ass chomped down with my teeth.
psp still works fine except for the batteries

>>151863076
ppv has been useless for a while because it got too popular and is shared around too much
therefore i shant be doing the same for my current sites (which are working exceptionally and only have a few hundred viewers)

Chelsea are failing to score because this is their whitest possible lineup

>>151863165
=(

>>151862516
>Neck tattoo
Why the fuck would you do this?

>>151863165
haha based mate

when is garnacho going to be told to fuck off from the prem?

>>151863175
based puck poster

>>151863215
>applying graffiti to any part of your body
why would the neck alone somehow be be unacceptable?

>>151862349
He never played in South America, and I'm not so autistic as to judge players based on their nationality.

>>151863344
wtf is wrong with her nose

>>151863345
nigger

>>151863362
viet/seasian monkey phenotype

>>151863345
David Raya pig nose phenotype

>>151863344
Why’s everyone on /sp/ got yellow fever?

>>151863402
but it's like both nostrils are together, separated only by a thin veil of skin that's barely visible. mono nostrilled bitch

>>151863417
this is primarily a website for japanese cartoons

Shopping for wardrobes is more interesting than this

>Have been spending a solid week looking for wardrobes
>still nowhere near choosing one
>starting to get anxious about it

No wonder people have mid life crisis.

>>151863458
have you considered just a rack

>>151863438
yeah maybe in 2004
shut the fuck up

Delap isn’t Chelsea quality and Enzo was never and will never be a $100m player

>>151863484
so why do you think >>151863417 is if not my japanese cartoon hypothesis

second half is starting

>>151863373
>>151863406
KEK, I'm black because I think a player who pushes the defender every five minutes after arriving late or losing the ball is bad.

>>151863033
Burnout Legends for me

>>151863438
I’ve never watched a full episode of an anime show in my life
I’m pretty sure shows like Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto and Chainsaw Man are enjoyed exclusively by autistic people.

>>151863582
and do you have yellow fever?

The PS2 was released 25 years ago this month
Many players in the Chelsea squad weren’t even born yet.

MALO GUSTO

>>151863402
the older i get the more im attracted to these lbfm. i can understand the boomer sex tourists now.

What a ball from Garnacho! The Beautiful Game!

>play corner kick back into the gk
>he just hoofs it outside of the pitch

>>151863608
Yes. But real Japanese only, Asian Americans like Karen Fukuhara from The Boys, Anna Sawai from Shōgun, and some SEAmonkeys like Lisa from Blackpink

KNEEL

>>151863616
She’s pretty DESU I’d give her my 5.92” white anaconda

>>151863632
gross

shit guy finally scores kek

>>151863504
I dont think "everyone on sp has yellow fever" in the first place, there arent THAT many posts of asian chicks, more trannies and chileano dogshit
but there is a slight amount of it everywhere, in all circles, for what i would guess are just basic primate reasons

Malo Gusto is playing with, er, gusto. Hehe

>>151863616
Could a typical /sp/ anon get an attractive, friendly, supportive SEA wife if he moved there?

timmy announcing sum?

>>151863664
not sure i can do much with this "basic primitive" model but ill consider incorporating it into my future thinking

>>151863470
really cool ai slop anon

>>151863504
also 4chan is just full of rejects, and ugly losers develop a thing for asians out of cope and necessity

>>151863687
Are you at least 5’6” and making at least 40k USD per year? If so, then yes.

>>151863721
>rejects, and ugly losers
I'm not ugly

>>151863707
>basic primate reasons
they are tiny brown exotic submissive fertile monkeys

>>151863287
I get your point but the neck is visible pretty much 24/7.

Q "WoW" on your arse cheeks isn't

Why are /sp/ gamethreads so dead, even NFL threads feel slower this season

>>151863721
but does that come from first those ugly losers watching anime like a gateway drug? honestly it sounds like we are in agreement

>>151863743
I believe you bro
assuming you are not a poo

>>151863733
I only make the equivalent of $33,000 per year
But I am 6ft
Is that enough?

>>151863755
chelsea dont have much online support (im here shitposting for benevolent reasons)

How has my nigga delap been doing?

who is even the wolves manager

>>151863818
Shhh don't tell him

>>151863818
Arguably the worst Chelsea player on the pitch today

>>151863796
Yes

>>151863877
The fuck? Even worse than the league two-tier ngubu CBs?

>Saturday night
>9.30pm
>west London
>drunk
>at the footie
>winning
>cheeky little sniff in the loos at the 75mins
>head into town
>down some carlsbergs
>pull some birds
>finger em in an alley
>wake up in a random bed
The life of Cole Palmer

JOAO PEDRO

here comes Estevao

they should loan delap out ASAP with option to buy.

>>151863779
maybe some of them, but as much as i hate anime you also gotta differentiate weebs who circlejerk over asia and people who just watch anime, I dont see why you would like gook/chink/monkey phenotypes just because you watch anime

It's Joever. See you boys in two weeks

Estevao is actually so fucking good
Even better than I thought he’d be

>>151863783
I'm not but I do block out five hours of my day to argue about it on the internet

now watch estevao start on the bench again next game

>>151863956
there are games at 9am tomorrow bruv

>>151863986
it might be one of those things where he's very young and they like him coming in after everyone else has been playing for a while

SEA girls are the gold diggers who will backstab you when they get the chance
East asian girls are (usually) the comfy and polite ones, but some can be horrible to date.
Be wary britanons, plenty of british men had their lives ruined by psychotic asians, like john lennon with yoko ono

joao pedro favela goon violently bashed one in
black excellence and that x

>>151863975
He outperformed Neymar in the Brazilian championship in every numbers/parameters.
Neymar held all the records for a player at age 17, and Estevao broke them all.

It will never again be 2008

DAS IT MANE

>>151864008
I'll be watching real football tomorrow

>delap off
>immediately a favelado scores

Im going to hang myself, i just want propah bri ish ballers to take protagonism again, not more soulless favelados or ngubi

NETO

>>151861811
oh no no no

My nigga NACH!

>>151864072
Chelsea's attack look much more alive without Delap

texas humiliation itt

Delap on suicide watch

>>151864087
Ok I apologize. Garnacho in particular was real good today.

I love Garnacho so fucking much. I literally wished he would come to Chelsea and he did. He’s my nigga fr fr

I will never hate Neto
He’s class.
Also Garnacho has been really good for a couple of games now

Neto scores

>>151864103
I know, and that sucks
Atleast theres still cole palmer, once he comes back frol injury he will be the protagonist

>>151864025
I'd only smash white anglo/irish these days. Pumped a gyppo girl the other day in the back of a transit, that was pretty funny.
Can't deal with actual forruns any more, does my nut.
My actual gf is half English half Irish

>>151864130
Rent boys Vs arse

>there was that premier league goal, seemingly gaping for him
?

Can't tell if Chelsea playing well or if Wolves have collapsed

>>151864144
Good, blonde white women are still the best looking ones, its just that a lot of them tend to have awful personalities IMO, and when you compare it to east asian girls' politeness then its understandable why so many white men fall for them instead
And well, living in a spic country like mine you wont see many blonde white women
I only ever met 2, one was a half-russian girl who fell for leftist politics (progressive western left, not the regular left from russia or china) and the other ones an aspergers weeaboo

>>151864255
Wolves are terrible but Enzo, Garnacho, and Estevao are playing really well.

>>151864255
Wolves are in 2 points after 11 games and have no manager.

>>151864255
Wolves are absolute fucking shit

>>151864255
2 points and have lost against all promoted teams
two of them at home

>>151864279
A lot of them pretend to be awful people but behind closed doors are ok. I've been smashing a lot of mostly gay women recently and they're usually sweet, accomodating, polite and make me food and stuff.

If Chalokwab gets injured means more Acheampong I’m all for it

how is that a chelsea free kick lmao. this referee is named kitchen, maybe that's where he should stay haha #banter

So now that wolves are going down, who are the other 2 teams going with them?
I predict man united and either burnley or west ham

>>151864315
>>151864294
>>151864284
>>151864283
I mean, the change in this match.

>>151864364
upvote

>>151864345
>smashing a lot of mostly gay women
Dykes getting dicked? Very based. Godspeed anon

>>151864366
manure shat on liverpool away

>>151864430
Liverpool were getting raped by everyone though and the first goal was thanks to the ref not stopping the game when macallister's head was cracked

I don’t understand why Rob Edwards is abandoning Boro to join doomed Wolves?

>8th to 2nd in one game
Good season this

>>151864535
city overtake tomorrow

+3, never in doubt UP THE CHELS

>>151864535
Atleast there seems to be an actual title race this season

>>151864532
Hopefully it doesn't actually happen. Poison chalice

>>151864588
Up the inChels