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krak

Celebrini on top.

How many tonight?

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>>151870609 (OP)

>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!!

>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!!

>*DUNDUNDUNDUN*

BUT!!

Go Sharks!

uh oh
poppy briefs

>>151870634
ai generated character

>>151870627
yeah, on top this DICK

Wear the poppy

>>151870642
I'll check mine but I think they're clean

my sabres

I'm a woman

>>151870627
Sad

>>151870662
tits or gtfo

>>151870639
>Karlsson is actually doing well on the penguins now
what the fuck

If you think about it, we really are all Canucks

even when the sharks arent strong, they're fun

>>151870662
wear the poppy

>>151870684
All together, all in really.

>>151870691
jesus that jersey has it all, im into it

Wear your FUCKING poppy

this oilers game looks like its going to be a brutal slurper

>>151870686
can't believe the "this is my first sharks game (sharks are being outscored by 9 goals)" image is not apart of this collage

>>151870653
get back on the ice smitty

>>151870705
>>151870714

KWAB

this might be ducks worst defeat yet

>>151870710
JEN

>>151870717
dig the fuck in

>>151870714
I ate some questionable food and tok a really big poppy earlier

>>151870718
that needs to be included

>>151870733
I’d love a couple Bo’s right now.

>>151870723
thats classy as well but its hard to argue with legion shields on each shoulder and a FREAKING PANORAMA of ww1. the petes stand alone

>>151870744
We don't call them that here. Read the fucking sign when you come in

The ducks coach looks like a pedophile.

>>151870761
>when its feminine

>>151870718
>>151870751

>rags shut out at home again
How can a team be pretty good on the road by abysmal at home?

>>151870767
woodcroft is the assistant coach tho

>>151870767
This is the 2nd time you've posted this and no one laughed the first time either

LOL the ducks arent' going to be able to afford this team after this year.

>>151870757
They're all wearing their poppies

>>151870783
lmao welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

>>151870762
sorry I'll read the /hoc/ sticky tomorrow morning

DUCKS SCAAAAAAAAR

QUACK

>>151870637
>>151870723
Raped

QUACK QUACK

how mad is he right now?

Why are the Knights playing Drew McIntyre's song after they got scored on?

>>151870828
he's irritated

ducks

>>151870828
peevish

How is it fair only 3 of their guys are under 6 feet tall?

>>151870828
peckish

>>151870828
genuinely ticked

I am at a complete loss for words! The Leafs won 5 out of 6 games, then they lost one, and you guys are, yet again, in here saying they won't make the playoffs and to tank for McKenna. It's really sad that you have this little faith in the team! I'm not gonna call out dooming because I am not the first person to do that, and it would fall on deaf ears, but I have some genuine questions for you! Do any of you have realistic expectations for the team? (as in, not expecting them to win every game, which is pretty much impossible) And what kind of loss is acceptable? You guys often say it's "not that they lose, it's how they lose", yet this is my second season on this sub, and I have yet to see them lose a game and have this sub not think the sky is falling!

>>151870847
Is this team America??? Or is there another NHL team with a higher % of Americans on it

Not reading all that idc

lmao Skinner

scaaaarrrr makarrrrrrrrrr

oilels gonna lel

Maybe the real defense were the injuries made along the way.

>nucks
>ducks
>shorks

>>151870762
The only thing im cumming in is your mom sister and girlfriend bro

>>151870905
i dont think that is the real defense anon

>>151870847
manlets not allowed

the most dangerous player tonight

Ducks are such fucking weebs

Imagine cheating on Tate Mcrae.
Is life as an NHLer really that good?

'eads

>>151870914
His mom's sister's girlfriend?

makar is from calgary so that was basically another W for my flames

>>151870932
AIDS

Bruins WIN

>>151870875
I got chatgpt to summarize it.
They’re frustrated that after the Leafs won 5 of their last 6 games, fans are already panicking over one loss and talking about missing the playoffs or tanking. They question whether people here have realistic expectations, pointing out that no team wins every game, and they’re tired of the constant overreaction after every loss.

also, Air Force won today

>>151870954
still not reading all that, summarize it again

>>151870933
dude even in juniors you get 9's and 10's literally throwing themselves at you, i cant imagine the level of pussy that gets thrown at nhl'ers

>>151870964
Based

DARTMOUTH!!!

my avies!! :))
makar!!

lmao @ McDavid for taking a paycut for a team that unironically thinks Skinner is a viable starter.

scaaaarrrrrr makarrrrrrrrrrr first period hat trick watch

>>151870964
They’re annoyed that fans panic after one loss and doubt the Leafs despite their good record.

holy crap the lel'ing by the oilels is out of control

>>151870986
still won't. summarize it in 1 word

>>151870966
it's the new romance girls like now. They moved on from Basketball players to now Hockey players

my avies are too strong!! :))

>>151870830
>>151870854
>>151870934
>>151870959
>>151870976
Why are you so raped and retarded

>>151871000
dude... i played juniors in the 90's its never been nba up here

my avies!!! :)))
landeskog!

>>151870981
mcdavid can't handle pucks either

>>151870966
If only I were good at hockey

eat shit, Notre Dame

M A C K
A
C
K

SSCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LANDESKOG

ekblad's washed

HELL YEAH MACKLINBROS

LMAO SKINNER

city of edmonton holding open tryouts after the 1st period

CHALLENGE! PLZ REFS SAVE US AGAIN!

Redpill me on Celebrini.

How do I cope that I will never even be on a highschool team?

>>151870938
Fuck another one throw her on the pile i guess

whose dick is thinner: skinner, or binner?

knights and ducks is kino so far, the ducks look good bro's maybe after 3 years the "exciting season" posts have manifested into reality
>>151870835
they play a lot of E-God tracks desu

the best player edmonton has produced is stuart skinner meanwhile calgary has cale makar and matt rempe what went wrong?

>>151871012
why is nobody hugging him :(

AIIIIIEEEE REFFIES MY OILERS ARE GETTING FUCKED SAVE US

>>151871060
He's prime fuckmeat.

Has Lukas Reichel ever scored in the NHL?

MY AVIES! :)))

>offsides
fucking AGAIN

A very exciting team this San Jose Sharks team is

were entering the age of celebrini

>>151871088
weeeeeeeell to be fair moose is from a suburb of edmonton.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

our nuckies need to scar a goal next period if they want to win

>>151871090
edmonton seems to have a toxic locker room

>>151871031
Why are you raped?

Who should be on Big Macks line at the Olympics?

>>151871121
a time to celebrate

heading down to mcdavids for some intermission slop

>>151871063
It wasn't that exciting and we lost in the final in both hockey and football (not handegg) from an own goal by the same guy.

Bennett wants no part of that excitement

>>151871176
just say soccer if you're talking about soccer retard

Why have the reffies given my Oilies a dozen penalties in the first period

Why isn't anybody talking about my sharks scoring?

got bodied by connections today

Why the rangers really fucking suck

I made some mac n cheese for these final games of the night

>>151871210
I'm listening to the nucks games tonight oceanbro

>>151871176
>>151871194
interesting, i didnt realize how much i needed a swedebro fight until now.... continue

>>151871194
How about no? The sport where people use their feet to handle a ball is called football. That other "sport" where people use their hands to handle an egg is called handegg.

why the fuck is draisaitl on the pk

>>151871060
he's the zoomer bedard was supposed to be

>>151871194
you mean Calcio?

>>151871194
Based swede
>>151871231
Cringe swede

Soccer is gay

>>151871231
ok reddit

>>151871231
you're making it complicated for literally no reason other than being an arrogant retard, people know it as soccer so just say soccer to make it easy to understand

>>151871232
Oilers are shit so they need to quadruple shift McDrai since they're their only two players worth a damn.

>>151871209
danielle smith mad about the thousand-people protest a week ago in edmonton

>>151871045
OHAYO YAMATO! Ready to watch the aves win?

what the hell was ekblad doing on that goal haha what a moron

2-0 and i'm still mad

we need to gap up on Mcdavid

>>151871251
Football post 2009 is indeed gay.
>>151871256
Ok fag
>>151871258
It's not called soccer though. Stop being an Americanized fag.

>>151871319
jen

avies should be thanking lauren kyle's bbc boyfriend for training her to be a locker room talent suckslut

Oilers suck so bad now. Guess Gulutzan was their difference maker.

>>151871319
need to gape him you mean

>>151870998
Laffs?

>>151871365
thats draisaitls job

>>151871343
good morning saar

>>151871343
my tranny meter is at half staff

Here come the reffies to save the knighhts

>>151871331
you're just wrong man, soccer is the original uk term and it short for "assosciation" much like how they short "five pound bill" to "fiver"
it was widely in use throughout the UK in 60s and 70s before they changed it
there is no reason at all to use the word "football" when talking about soccer in the english language.

>>151871194
It's called poverty ball

we're not smart enough for etymology lessons here on /hoc/

kitties look hungover this season

why hasn't a single woman or man seduced Sydney Crosby yet?

>>151871388
I literally don't give a fuck about any history. It's always been football.

>>151871388
Most of Britain's old colonies call it soccer, Straya, and Zealand, and most of Africa

gillar du feta?

Just watched the trailer for the new Brenden Fraser movie and I want to like him bros but something happened to him and he like tries too hard now it’s off putting. Hes become more Canadian with age I hate it.

>>151871406
this retard is almost worse than the guy who thought more voltage means more current

>>151871420
crosby is too autistic for sex which sucks since he's becoming too old for kids

>>151871420
He does have a girlfriend but he keeps her out of sight most of the time

>>151871388
neat

>>151871453
mats sundin didnt have kids until after his nhl career

willy is expanding...

>>151871446
i thought voltage was a pokémon

>>151871420
he's a momcest chad

The knights jerseys are ugly af they need to go back to their grey ones

>>151871476
Jagr is also waiting to retire before starting a family.

>>151871477
the era of zoomers is here

>connor garland, high sticking penalty
how did he do that, was he piggy-backing tyler myers??

>>151871476
his kids will turn out autistic if he starts reproducing when he's in his 40s

>>151871477
how often does mcdavid think about bedard

>>151871489
JEN

Well alright mrazek...

>>151871501
Is... is this really a thing?

>>151871221
Yum!

>>151871501
>>151871453
nah he was prudent and froze 1 gallon of his semen back when he was 18 years old

>>151871508
I doubt they've ever had a meaningful interaction

>>151871420
mackinnon keeps dressing up like a ghost and scaring them off

>>151871501
athletes receive stem cell injections in the locker room age is a non issue

>>151871531
he's smart

>>151871525
No.

my sharkies :)

>>151871525
yes. the wall is also a problem for men

Ovechicken

deBRUUUUUUUSK

too high will come back

>>151871484
I hate the Knights, Predators, and Penguins alt

>>151871543
mackinnon wants to marry crosby himself

>>151871559
Our sharkies :)

My Uniteds won in the 94th minute thanks to a Canadian talent :)

Their sharkies :)

why are you retards still talking like sidney doesn't have a gf, he has a gf ffs

ducks almost scored on their own goal lmao

>>151871559
>>151871597
they're drowning the cats :)

scaaaarrrrrrrrr brindley

looks like there really are fewer overturned goals this year, which is good

nuckies :)
sharkies:)

my avies!!! :)))
brindley

DeBrusk streak status: HOT
Myers mental state: RETARDED

>>151871582
hope he gets a rare pokemon card for that play

yeah the Panthers are gonna miss the fucking playoffs this season

nuckies :(
sharkies :(

someone help edmonton plz

MY AVIES ARE SO GOOD!!! :)))

>>151871643
i'll do it

>>151871640
lmao no

>>151871606
>New Mexico
You should go back to Old Mexico.

Nurse is hot trash lmao

>>151871646
put on your jockstrap and skates. they need you

its over in Edmonton

my avies!!!! :D
drury!

gary is trying to sell me a&w grass-fed beef burgers during the commercial break

but what he doesn't realize is that what I really want, is beef-fed grass burgers

scaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr drury

>>151871640
the east is so shit that they'll claw in

lmao Skinner. 5 goals

>>151871643
I could've talked Carter Hart into being Edmonton's goalie instead of Stuart Shitter.

this nigga knoblauch getting fired by the 3rd period

>Rangers lose
>at home
>giving up 5 goals
>and getting shut out
>by the Islanders
how have their fans not burned that fucking building down yet

Refs giving this game to the cantpucks

Who is scoring during this major penalty for my Nuckies?
>Hughes

>>151871685
by january msg will be a library

>>151871684
jen

>>151871680
the east is actually good
it's the west that's complete shit

I thought the Avalanche were facing a NHL team tonight and not an AHL team?

>>151871689
I'm 85% certain they won't score in this 5 minute pp

I didn't drink enough water today and now have a headache :(

What a beauty carlsson

alright someone check on the ducks

LEO CARLSSON

FUCK Leo is so fucking good

>>151871710
What a waste

cale makar olympics mvp loading

>>151871726
>dat acne

THAT'S MY LIL GUY

>>151871716
drink some water bro

>>151871655
Cope + la frontera nos cruzó

>>151871728
Mid let’s be honest

>>151871709
how kind of them to practice with a beer league team

>>151871711
How can you be this bad at reading the play? The puck is already off Burns' stick and Skinner doesn't move 1cm.

>>151871736
I will but it's too late

Holy fuck they didn’t score LETS GO

Huomenta but the opposite

>>151871760
not even mcdavid can read plays. the whole team is built on vibes and smiles.

>>151871769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxThZpslbhE&list=RDSxThZpslbhE&start_radio=1

>>151871769
lmao

>>151871733
As soon as Europeans go to the NHL, they get fed steroids to catch up with the North Americans who've already been fed steroids for at major junior and college level.

>>151871769
KWABOTY

>>151871790
that explains so much

>>151871790
why don't euro's just lie about their age and say they are younger, like the russians do? that should give them an edge

MY HOMEBOY PARKER KELLY

>>151871684
the oilers need a war general not a locker room therapist

my avies!!!!! :DD
kelly!

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR KELLY

my jackies :)

Super late but what a drag, hoping for good things tomorrow

it's fine oilbros, if there is a single player in the nhl who can score 5 goals and tie the game, it's podkolzin

>>151871060
He has pretty eyes
>no homo

>>151871745
Middle of the ice scoring goals

SCARRRRR VORONKOV

>>151871812
Kaliyev was Uzbek

>>151871842
I would give up a 4th round pick to get Podkolzin back on the Canucks again.

>>151871851
yakupov probably lied

>>151871847
The ducks will fall off a cliff by mid season

oilersisters i can't think of a way to make it past the 1st round

>>151871868
kwab is this your new cope? on the vpn too jen

Mcdavid is going to be legit pissed after this game

>>151871812
Unlike Russia we have full control of who and when people are born, if they are born here.

kelly scoring with his family in attendance :)

>>151871868
HE SCORES AGAIN EAT COCK FAGGOT

>>151871880
Is this the year the Kings win?

LEOOOOOOOOOOO

wish my sharkies would stay out of the box >:(

how is it fair the ducks are so big, fast, and skilled?

>>151871745
What about now???

>>151871918
kek

my avies :(

GARY MY OILERS ARE GETTING FUCKED THEY NEED MORE PPS GARY

>>151871925
Meh, after this season, their core is gone. The ducks can't give them all 8-9 million dollars

MCDAVID PPG

can you imagine if the Vegas owners weren’t so cringe and faggy and obsessed with gold and wealth and casinos they would have just called the team the Vegas Knights and they would actually be cool

great shot

That Toews clearing before the goal was one of the laziest I've ever seen.

>>151871924
unfortunately gets dogwalked by rantanen and friends in the conference final

Kek why the fuck is Bouchard killing penalties?

>>151871963
A bunch of up tight eastern cunts in Ontario held up the Vegas Knights name.

>Oilers are complete ass in october and november
>/hoc/ thinks the mcdavid era is over
>They rebound in december and start playing like a contender again
How many times will /hoc/ for for it?

>>151871420
There's a fun clip from his first year when on a talk show the reporter asked him who gets more girls him or ovechkin and crosby just laughed and was like, "come on"

>>151871963
I can.

Skiiiiiiiiineeeeeer
Skiiiiiiiiineeeeeer

>>151871978
surely they will win the cup than?

>>151871963
>can you imagine if the Vegas owners weren’t so cringe and faggy
Nope

>>151871947
>the Ducks won’t extend Carlsson and Gauthier
What level of copium is this?

>>151871963
I'm more Bemused that they couldn't be named something more natural like the Vegas Aces or the Vegas High Rollers because don't you dare associate the NHL team's with degenerate gambling (brought to you by fanduel)

Cringy commentator.
>McDavid STOPS Landeskog
No he didn't. Landeskog just fumbled the puck. The ice in Edmonton looks pretty bad btw.

I'd Madison her Square Garden

>>151872010
or the vegas heroin addicts

why does the vegas crowd cheer at seemingly random moments

nuckies tie it up!!

>>151871927
BIG MEATY DUCKS

PARKER KELLY HAT TRICK WATCH

Gary

My avies :)

my avies!!!!!! :DDD
kelly!!

Why did he resign is he fucking retarded?

i'd drop this parker kelly nigga in a barfight

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR KELLY IS THE FUCKING MAN

>>151872007
When was the last time a team extended their #1C and first line winger coming off their rookie contracts? Exactly, it never happens. They ALWAYS get offer-sheeted.

Nice of the Avs to practice with a Canadian high school team.

>>151872047
but he didn't resign
he's still with the team

>>151872015
>mad
>at ice

>>151871931
Still mid,
100ft player
Doesn’t play defense

I could HEEM any Canadian ITT

dude is playing his ASS OFF

>that should be in the rule book with a picture beside it of what a hooking penalty looks like
Based Ray

it's getting cold out

>>151872063
>you
>are a fag

>>151872066
not me

>>151872065
>Doesn’t play defense
atleast watch hockey if you're gonna b8

Reffies are ultra bad tonight in Vancouver

>>151872026
They probably show some popular Amerifat commercials on the jumbotron.
>>151872047
>resign
That's something entirely different.

>>151872057
never forget

>>151872075
i would but everytime i try to they just screech at me and scurry away

what the fuck was that little hop pickard did

>>151872087
lidl mentioned

>>151872026
electro-shock seats

>>151872087
?????

>>151872076
>mad
>at ICE

>>151872075
The NHL has an official animal

mackinnon trying really hard to feed makar the hatty

>>151872075
So I should open the barn doors?

>>151871446
how long was it since we last had EE talk in /hoc/

>>151872112
Cute but what the fuck is that?

>>151872112
wrong one

>>151872063
MAD
AT GOD
MAD
HE AS HOLLOW AS I CONVERSE
I WISH HE'D WAKEN FROM THIS CURSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImXNU8Kg4H0&t=208s

>>151872123
yes please

>>151872087
OH CANADA FINALLY DID SOMETHING!!! WOW

>>151872007
Carlsson, Gauthier, LaCombe, McTavish, Mintykov, Zellwegger, Nesterenko, Dostal,

Yea, you can argue Minty and Zell get 5 mill. Nest gets 4. But that's too much money. And sure they have a few guys in their farm, but it's not that easy to replace everyone.

>>151872127
it's called a Gary

>>151872083
He’s also a soft pussy, doesn’t hit, gets raped by the big players
Stupid Swedish nigger

>>151872136
>finally did something
wym finally did something? I farted on your dads balls last night. that's something

you would think that with all the gay sex the oilers are having they would have developed some chemistry

>>151872147
what big players are you referring to? nobody can hang with leo atm. and he does hit, infact he literally got a game misconduct for a hit the other night. stay mad copey

>>151872123
yes

>>151872130
Losing in back to back finals is really the worst case scenario for any team. Less time to recover plus 2 years of demoralization straight.

>>151872151
Oh thats all? I guess I was wrong

Just saw the Kraken highlights on HNIC. Crazy ending.

>>151872047
mcdavid can not function under changes. from the manager, to the assistants, to the coach, the equipment staff and down to the cleaners, he's had history with from his junior days.

>>151872159
Leo is a little pussy bitch, I could kick his ass, he’s afraid of hitting, hes not big enough, hes gotta get his ass raped in any game against an eastern conference team with any semblance of size
Stupid Swedish nigger

>>151872160
Deer would be cool if they weren't covered in ticks

>>151872201
And also literally mentally retarded

>>151872201
Injuns eat the ticks in maggots on the deer because they are full of good nutrients

>>151872159
He’s got a single hit on the season you retard, 53 in two seasons is pussy shit
He gives up the puck far too much too

>>151872198
>>151872214
you just dont know hockey because you're american and you don't have it in your blood to play this game go play baskethoop

>>151872201
touch grass bro

>>151872227
peaked higher than wolf btw

what's the deal with this faggot-ass lawyer that the VGK feed keeps shilling. My fuck dude.

The Oilers miss Hymanstein.

damn i should've chosen kraken hockey earlier tonight

all canadian teams suck especially hasbs

>>151872222
>you don’t know hockey because you’re American
Retard we gave you hockey
Kill yourself

>>151872222
imagine getting those digits and being so very wrong. Who won the cup last year? Do you even know?

why did he do it bros
is he retarded or something, what did he think was going to happen

>>151872215
lmao that's perfect

>>151872296
yeah! it set them off instantly haha feel free to save it x

>>151872248
maybe he wanted to join the IDF instead of playing hockey

Why the fuck are tickets so damn expensive, hundred buck plus for terrible seat upper deck seats. We should start lynching resellers

WE WANT TEN

BRAZIL’D
>soilers

MY AVIES!!!!!!! XD
mackinnon!

>>151872323
Zeev Buium is afraid to shoot

TOUCHDOWN COLORADO

>>151872327
what arena are you looking for? i thought there were some decent tix in the USA that were in the $50 range. might be your best bet is to travel to an away game for your home team

The refs can fucking die
Fuck the canucks
Fuck these stupid Canadian niggers

>>151872344
Avs have more touchdowns than the Broncos

oilers need a pest type of player like corey perry

LMAOOOOOOOO, TYLER "GRETZKY" MYERS SETS UP AN EASY GARLAND GOAL

Sharks are NUMBER ONE

Why won't they show the score on the Edmonton feed?

Just took a fat Edmonton Oilers

maybe they will un-pull skinner

darnell nurse save us

>>151872366
thanks for the clip thats our 1c :')

gary made the call for the kitties

>>151872393
now that's what I call a Zesty pose

>>151872380
They don't want people who've just started watching to switch channel immediately.

>>151872381
we call them mitch marners here bud

mackinnon is such a bitchass nigga bedard would toy with this ape

>>151872395
what c is ep40 then

>>151872402
he thinks submitting will make it less painful but hasn't realized the buck breaking has already started

Wait a minute - I have no idea who Sweden's Olympic Captain will be. Nylander?

>>151872431
sleepy mika

queefer sherwood bangs his stick on the ice, calling for a pass, he reminds me of my chel be-a-pro player

>>151872431
I'm guessing Hedman.

WE
WANT
TEN

BASED MARCHENKO

MY AVIES!!!!!!!! XDD
MACKINNON!!

My avies

WTF WTF WTF

Knobhead is such a fucking retard. Knoblicker probably just saw him in training camp, drooled a bit like the retard he is and thought "big body....uuuhhhhhh...good net front presence and 4th line minutes" when in fact he's biggest strengths are his shoot and then his passing ability. He should be a staple in the top 6 and in Ovechkin's office on the PP.

>>151872444
lmao dont the Rangers know their own history? they retired that number. they cant be giving it out to some mexican girl

There can be 3 hat tricks scored tonight. In 1 game. From 1 team. For the first time.

>>151872444
I love latinas

it just keeps fucking happening

>>151872469
There wont be any

Okay seriously what the fuck is going on? I'm checking the scoreboard and Edmonton is getting RAPED.

>>151872472
that's not a latino?

he's not making it to next game right?

everyone is getting in on the coilers gangbang, even the ghosts

Oilers are trash.

>>151872348
Seattle, they're not good enough for how expensive their seats are. Utah is more affordable but more of a trip from where I am. I think I gotta accept I won't see my penguins play in person this season.

>>151872417
yeah :(

more like the SOILers
hah
hehe

>>151872431
>>151872450
Retards.
>>151872453
No, it will be Landeskog.

it was nice of mcmeme to take a paycut when he knew he was at his peak

Oilers being beaten so badly they aren’t even showing the score on tv KWAB

>Sill 13m left of this soilers gangrape
Brutal

>>151872498
who are the A's then mr. smart guy

>>151872500
mcdavid's peak left with woodcroft he can't even handle the puck for more than 2 sec

who would you: fuck marry kill

Avs will score 2 more

>>151871086
>McDavid gave up $10M+ for this

>>151872521
fuck the negress, marry bedsy for his boyhole, and kill mcdavid to avoid the cooties from lauren kyle's bbc boyfriend

Besser nigga

that evander kane, he's no patrick kane.
patrick kane's no patrick kane either.

>>151872525
calvin suckdickard

I had to console my self after the leafs game with an ice cream sandwitch and on the way back from the store I was taking super rural back roads to get high and avoid the constabulary. There I found a Somali in an Audi ,scared and cold in a ditch.
Tried to pull him out but only had summers on so had to abondon him there

BROCK
THE THICK COCK
BOESER

nuckies take the lead again!

>>151872547
hey that's smart

>SN hiding the score
This will never not be funny

LAS VEGAS

>>151872560
you got to stick with the goalie that got you to the finals two years in a row

>>151872550
handsomest player in the league

Double minor, kwab!

>>151872481
He'll last as long as McDavid wants him to last.
>>151872510
Hedman and Backlund (yes, that shitter will with 99% certainty be on the roster).

darnell nurse should take one for the team and rugby tackle mackinnon and the twink kelly

>>151872521
I'm gay and racist so killing the bitch, marrying Mcdavid and fucking bedsy

>trip a guy
>whine
>unsportsmanlike conduct

If Boeser played in game 7 against the Oilers Canucks would’ve won.

>Down 8-1
>Take a double minor
LMAO
TBF though might be the smartest move as Avs PP is trash.

>>151872547
Herro!
>>151872598
>the goalie
Who? Skinner or Pickard.

>>151872616
but too bad Gary activated Boeser's blood clots

cale makar to the oilers would create a dynasty

As a Detroit fan, the makes me feel better about us getting destroyed by the Islanders last month

>>151871685
They would love that since they’re planning to demolish it

What are you DOING Aatu Räty (pronounced ahh-too rah-too)

bednar's a bitch for not playing kelly

potential for 4 diff hat tricks if these guys go super saiyan mode

MY AVIES!!!!!!!!! XDDD
DRURY!!

is edmonton so boring that no one is leaving their seats?

LETS GOOO
WE WANT 10

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO

ryan nudgent hopkins legacy game incoming

oh my lord

i'm surprised there's not more boos in the arena

wtf is going on oilers

>>151872660
Not only that but he took a massive paycut. McDavid is a glutton for punishment.

knob hockey

my sharkies :DDD

>>151872672
Normal stuff

>>151872672
connors reckoning

oilers are getting raped so hard no one noticed OUR San Jose Sharkies :) just beat florida

Why did the Ducks stop playing hockey in the 3rd period? I hope Quenneville rips them a new one.

I thought rape wasn’t allowed to be broadcast on TV?

I started out rooting for Edmonton and by this point I'm rooting for Colorado because I wanna see a triple hat trick for the first time in my life

>>151872691
I noticed shorkbro :)

>>151872700
could even be quadruple

garytime in vegas

Ah so thats why the knights take the least penalties in the nhl...the refs just dont call penalties against them

hey threadcuck, hurry up

>>151872715
it's Just That Simple

>>151872726
Sudden dementia?

>>151872726
kek

>>151872693
No point when the Refs are that blatant about protecting Vegas

pettersson literally has 2 trillion blocks, which is really quite a lot for a 1c

>>151872726
lmao wtf

WE'RE FUCKING BACK BOYS

>>151872752
our sharkies :)

You may not like it, but this is what back-to-back stan lee finalist goaltending looks like

>>151872769
Really, definitely, absolutely should have signed sharter fart no matter how bad the PR might have been

Hey at least now the Oilers know what it's like to be a white woman in New Delhi

not a very skibbidi pizza game for ohio

Place the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers on suicide watch.

should have dug the fuck in

>>151872802
not clicking that shit, fuck you

>>151872801
They did though. Did you see the ice.

i wonder if trouba can play the tuba

ducks win
get fuck Vegas faggots

>>151872744
TROUBA SAYS FUCK GARY, FUCK THE REFS, FUCK THE KNIGHTS, DUCKS WIN

TROUBA
DUCKS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

shork stocks are skyrocketing, get in right now

>>151872802
kek talking about smelling an outhouse from their performance

>>151872802
holy meltdown

GOOD GUYS WON IN VEGAS :D

>>151872801
they hit hardpan, they couldn't

fuck these ducks and fuck la
do shit all for 20 minutes and this goalie lets in a fucking gimmie

I bet the Golden Showers will still do their "104%" attendance bullshit.

>>151872838
based as fuck

QUACK

Top two point scorers play for
>shorks
and
>whocawks
Do we call this the lost generation?

NEW
>>151872844
>>151872844
>>151872844
>>151872844

DUCKS WIN
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>>151872802
the guys talking are both mcdavid and draisaitl

holy shit joel quenneville xd

Kek Oilers got raped so hard we're 567 replies in and no new thread in sight.

>>151872841
Quacks ar your girl

>>151872787
Jen