Thread 151886990

You cannot say assalamualaikum you cannot

Dead sport dead general

islam will weigh less at welterweight than he did at lightweight

1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the night
green = good
blue = great
orange = epic

*enters thread*

>>151887485
banger ONE card is on the same day i fear fearfully

Did I miss anything last night?

>>151887537
WDWTCH

>>151887547
yeah turns out randy brown sux sadly i fear

>>151887547
Typical apex banger

>>151887537
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/130445-one-173-superbon-vs-noiri
damn that's actually a pretty good card too
>Superbon/Noiri
>Wakamatsu
>Lovato Jr
wtf why is he fighting again after his brain disease shit
>Yoza/Superlek
>Takeru
>Stamp
>Rodtang/Nong-O
>Lee/Rasulov
>Nadaka Yoshinari
this guy is arguably the best p4p MT guy in the world rn
>Grigorian/Rukiya
>Wei/Akimoto
>Ruotolo

holy shit they literally put their entire roster worth a damn (outside of Kryklia) on this card. this is unironically a 12/10 card

we are gonna be eating GOOD that night boys. we are FEASTING like kings

>>151887485
Prelims look so fucking good but
>3 wmmas

>>151887641
Valhalla can wait baby

weili always been overrated
ez val win

>>151887547
This evil nigga heemed, as per usual.

>>151887728
She’s a washed grandma, look awful in all her recent fights

>>151887728
how could you? Weili is literally /ourguy/

>>151887688
stay strong brother. Satuhdae nye gonna be one for the ages between UFC and ChatriFC

>>151887830
ONE still exists?

Merab and Maria Luipita Guadalupe Loopy Godinez-Gonzalez just had consensual copulation on instagram. I expect their offspring to be some of the best athletes to have ever walked this earth. Little Maria Lupita Merabia Guadalupe 'Moopy' Godinez-Gonzalez-Dvalishvili is going to be an all time great olympic wrestler

>>151887888
see here >>151887641
they are literally putting on the best card they ever have by exhausting their complete roster of stars. it almost feels like they're going out with a bang or feel the need to put on the absolute biggest banger possible to raise more money. it feels existentially driven. but it's unironically a fucking amazing card
definitely tune in for this one. we will be getting many many high level heems

a sudden stench emanated i fear with horror

btw Big Mack is a UFC champion. teeny tiny heeminder that i was the first Dern poster back in like 2016. I am the only Dern fan that was on the wagon from start to finish and never gave up on her. Did I think she was a fat meme fighter at times? yes, but the ride was worth it to see her as champ

>>151887641
Superlek is retreating to kickbox slop instead of trying to clear his name with the rematch. Terrible story loss.
Majority of the card is Kickboxing instead of Muay Thai. Even a gay grappling match.
Yeah, we're not watching that crap, unfortunately.

>>151888042
yeah I'm thinking UmGOD

>>151887728
I get this if you don't have a well trained eye for the sport. But Shev is slowing with each fight. She's washed.

ice protest planted fireworks shootout shenanigans luke thomas

>>151888114
Hate to break it to you m8, timing beats speed.

>>151888063
your loss, playa!
>grappling match
if you're referring to Ruotolo, it's an MMA fight. he just subbed Adrian Lee in his debut. he looks pretty nasty and is young
it is a shame that Nabil isn't on the card 2bqh

>>151888098
>he doesn't recognize brazza in green hoodie
turn in you heem badge right now

>merab beats umar
>pettis highlight reeled magomedov
>pereria heemed ank
If Jackie boy pulls it off 2025 will be the year the Dagestani Question was officially answered

>>151888199
Arrakis will be ours once again!

You now remember Francis Ngannou

>>151888248
he made a lot of money but ultimately lost the story, I dread to posit

>>151888220
Is this Josh Emmett?

Ian Gary got a fat ass, inshallah

>>151888042
im fucking old

>>151888319
he used to fight at HW b, absolute unit.

>>151888042
Robbie Lawler's second UFC run is quite possibly the epitome of heem
or at least it was until JIRI came along

>>151888160
No the feature fight before the co-main lmao. Bodoni vs Lovato jr

>>151888415
It was. Knocked out literally who volker, proceeded to slap the fuck out of koscheck, pulled off an upset against Rory that altered the timeline, got held down by Hendricks and then went full heem mode in the rematch, had an all time classic (but overrated) fight against Rory, then another fight against condit that admittedly he should have lost. Best cinderalla story in mma

>>151888525
oh yeah agreed that's kinda lame. I thought it was mma lol
>>151888538
now we have based Prates to carry the WW violence torch. dude is fucking gnarly. the Garry loss isn't even that bad cuz 1) Garry is game as fuck and very skilled; 2) Prates hurt him bad at the end
how does a chain smoker have such good cardio anyway?

>>151888683
really honoring their french roots eh

>>151888675
I’ll catch up with him eventually. I hope he becomes champ but that idgaf attitude with the chain smoking isn’t a good look. Welterweight is a shitshow right now and I don’t see Islam holding onto it for long if he wins on Saturday

>>151888769
honestly if Islam wins and defends even once, he's gonna basically guarantee his place as a top 5 fighter OAT. I wonder if he will be willing to fight Usman or Muhammad
however Garry might be next in line unless Prates gets a crazy KO. if that happens, then I think Islam will have a relatively favorable matchup. Prates is dangerous as fuck with true sleep mode power but we saw what Garry did

>>151888683
what the hell

>>151888867
Garry is guaranteed the next shot regardless of what Prates does. Shavkhat blew it by getting injured and when he comes back he’ll be washed, and out of fairness Garry had a win over Prates and has shown the drive for the title shot

>>151888935
He calls his wife his sister as a joke iirc

New islam physique just dropped

>>151888996
Garry is fighting Belal the week after next
Prates is fighting Leon next week
I think the more spectacular win will get the shot

Nigga

>>151889051
wont rehydrate past 180lbs lmao its over

You guys ever gaze at your reflections and think to yourselves: maybe I was the problem all along?

>>151889095
of course. life is me vs me

>>151889051
The HGH gut will be there for Jack.

>>151889095
Sure. Then I start shadowboxing.

>>151889095
you act like you're actually developing self-awareness, but then you continue to shitpost >>151889140
half a step forward and 3 steps back will be the story of your life. not stuck in the mud, but swallowed by it. you can't help it. it's in your nature to lose

>>151887485
>1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the night
you know it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151889361
pic unrelated

>>151889065
Garry has the win over Prates, that’s the deciding factor here. I’d rather Prates get the shot but it is what it is

>>151889338
Deeply ingrained contradictions are a fundamental part of the human experience.

>>151889519
whatever cope comforts you, mijo

>>151889095
absolutely not, I know exactly who is responsible

>>151889095
Nah fuck that!

>>151889095
>>151889118
>>151889265
hope
>>151889607
>>151889695
despair

>>151888248
>beat frank
>heemed volkov and blaydes
>lasted 3x longer against gane
lewis has a better resume than the current paper champ

Jacklads...

>>151890262
Puna got wrestlefucked to Boliva by THE Nick Maximov

>>151889095
I just keep my monitor turned on all the time

>>151889095
On Friday afternoon I spend a full 5 minutes spying on a woman getting dressed in her living room. You think I have remorse?

>>151889051
guys would you lick his sweaty tummy if he told you to do it ?

>>151890262
lol ok why couldnt he do that to an injured about-to-retire poirier?

Did you guys see Islam has started taking creatine. It makes sense how he's managed to gain 15lbs of lean muscle mass, it's surely the creatine

alexander volkanovski deepfries a kangaroo
https://streamable.com/s2lit8?src=player-page-share

>>151890767
If he put on 15lbs of muscle then his weight cut would be just as tough to make 170 as it was for him to make 155. But the fact he's been eating as much as he wants and is going to have an easy cut lets you know he hasn't.
He's just healthy and has good muscle tone when he has extra body fat. People who are in top shape, with good genetics, can pack on fat and it will proportionally cap around the muscles and taper around the muscle insertions, making you look good, but I'd wager he didn't put on hardly any muscle with how much he's training and how many calories he burns training and cardio.
He might look a little bigger in the cage but you wont see all those muscles in his back.. it's body fat.

the genetics of kody steele

the mechanics of christian leeroy duncan

Kody Steele's brain with Aaron Pico's fight IQ

>>151890761
he was content to outbox him
>>151890767
way to out yourself as fat and dyel. post cup size

I like chocolate milk

>>151891387
Foolio was too cocky and high on dumont brap rips

>>151889421
Someone call Dana!

>>151891672
Just had some Ovaltine. Pretty good.

>>151891729
thats not milk dumbass!!

Look they got...free shavacadoo?? Bahahahaha!

hands like josh hokit
movie

>>151887898
GOWTWM FUCK BEING SO TALL

>>151888603
Tiny head ass mf

>>151889338
I bet you're fun at parties

/heem/ I'm disgusted with you guys, I'm sure you could've gotten way more creative than that. Sucks I have to try to explain this to my daughter on Father's day. /heem/ I understand that "Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete" is a copypasta but this is bullshit and uncomfortable.

>>151891997
parties are a weakness of the soul - conor mcgregor

Impression of Jon Jones crashing out on Twitter because the black pants at Hollister are called Negro in Spanish?

>>151887485
>1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the n--
*fighter gets eye poked*
*fighter gives up*

Tom Aspinall just had a tantrum and Andy had to rub his belly

>>151892284
Tom Aspinal isn't fighting this weekend

>>151892358
>whos a big world champion? rubbadubdub b
talmbout childhood trauma nawmeen

Indians are so fucking hot and sexy brehs

I manifested this

>>151892420
You manifested this?
https://youtu.be/IrrJuz-LpVw?si=8CQJU_YiJ9qjdekB

>>151892420
Same with me and Ilia's Superstardom I have a extremely powerful eye test mostly used for chaos but sometimes I throw lil bro a bone

Dricus by falling anvil

HouseCat MMA already debunked this by the way.

>>151892241
parties are fun if you lift because you look and feel like a Roman emperor and can hit in any chick with no fear of confrontation

It’s up

https://youtu.be/b9k9slve35E?si=F-Gw3rGYKzOWUMHx

>>151892284
Your fault for being reddit and crying. Worst that ever happens with an eyepoke, aside from tom and henry , is the fight stops for 5 min until the fighter rubs his widdle eye and it resumes.
Why are you guys such cry baby bitches? Just get over it and go take a piss or something.

OHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151892601
We definitely watch that crap here. Power Slap is going to be a world cup event one day

Is this a sport?

I think Danas power slap endeavor is similar to when I was a kid and played this game that shocks the last player to press a button, I somehow got my old man to buy me it at Hastings but only used it a handful of times once it's novelty wore off, Dana was likely drugged and saw a event in Russia and he just liked it so much he had to have it now realizes it sucks

>>151892645
dont call it crap

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>151893097
that one time a janny banned me for posting this

>>151892464
I miss heem cat poster's predictions. They were always right 50% of the time.

>>151891997
you can use this picture next time when you say that

In a game of inches, there are no le levels... Only luck. A simple mistaken zig when there should have been a zag and a gift is given to the opponent.... As troubling as it is for you to wrap your head around, it's the trvth, unfortunately...

Nigger

>>151893344
GOT ME A CHECK I GOT A CHECK YEAH GOT ME A CHECK I GOT A CHECK YEAH

TRUMP BROS WE ARE SO BACK

>>151892510
plenty of jacked dudes are spergs. there's even a meme about it
try going to a party instead of living in a cope fantasy

>>151893568
I literally had wild sex all night after getting kicked out of a casino I'm simply too chadly for this world

>>151893638
whats his name

>>151892510
how are you a /heem/ poster and still think muscles = can fight
>>151893638
>takes it up the butt
jordan leavitt?

im fun af at parties lil dood

>>151893672
Having muscles just means you're strong and disciplined which fighters fear because they know they will get heemed

took awhile for heem to accept tom won

>>151893551
>OOOHHHhhhhh He a rook jush rike me!

>>151893736
cum on bruh

I prefer a small get together with my closest friends

the zawlg was absent at the last FN..

So Islam really just fled the most coveted division in the UFC in utter fear of Ilia Topuria to get a Mickey mouse belt fighting some cantender guy? Fucking yikes.

>>151893796
this is how you solve the jon jones math problem

>>151893795
do you guys ever compare girth, length, and straightness?

>>151893790
I just pinned 400mg test E brah come at me

>>151893834
ilia needs to fight arman to legitimize his title. i hope the ufc tells him to shut the fuck up and defend instead of trying to go full mcgregor
he's an exceptional fighter but no one will miss him if the ufc ices him for being overly entitled

>>151893834
Many have been saying this on Twitter

>>151893726
Yeah? Well I bet you're not familiar with early American literature and the philosophy of transcendentalism.

>>151893865
You come off as extremely insecure and it's very unbecoming

>>151893924
>Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy

The piss calling the dandelion yellow pal.

>>151893835
still one of the most money hardest punches I ever saw, frank was rocked before this too, he thrives on cte, the original CTEMAXX master

>>151893906
I'm more of a author type I don't need to taint my creative thoughts with Trojans of plebs

>>151894014
Strickbeast damn near almost slimed that spastic tard

>>151893906
you may enjoy this story. kind of a Native American twist on transcendentalism
also, the author is a qt Native
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1902/12/why-i-am-a-pagan/637906/

>>151893889
Arman can't even beat the gatekeeper Gamrot lmao

>>151894034
Sure, whatever the fuck that means

>>151894064
daylight robbery. every judge gave gamrot r4 even though arman knocked him down with a spinning backfist and gamrot did 0 damage

me to merab haters

>>151894034
This post is art and speaks to me, a modern day Picasso.

thread theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F5dgg1eeGE

me to merab likers

me to maraddy haters

me to dagi lovers

>>151894161
is she at least 18? if so, sauce?

>>151894196
james bond

agent double 0 seven?

>>151894210
which one. i haven't kept up since casino royale

>>151894266
spectre

>>151894184
bro got no chill :skull:

me when american mma

>>151894294
thanks veli

>>151894184
Russia is a Roman Catholic empire and Dagistan is located in Russia by the way. Not sure if that matters to anybody or not though but I just wanted to mention that fact.

>>151894310
DIEGO SAMCHAZ USE GOD TO KILL ROMEN RAINS! :eggplant: :fire: :cumblast: :shitfire:

The Jack Della Mandella effect

>>151893834
Didn’t you guys spend the last 4 years complaining that Islam only fights featherweights?

okay I think Tom o' Finland trolled me. no way this is the same woman or else that webm is some god-tier framing

>>151894394
I trust Finland more than I trust myself.

Fighting Russians during winter, I sleep

Fighting Finns during the winter? Real shit.

>>151894413
the Finns are known for their impishness

>>151894184
Diego slowly losing his grip on reality while also being a huge drawl is peak UFC

>>151894500
Better to live a lifetime an Imp than a dead person for a day.

>>151894394
She was in her 30s in the bond movie

Nina Drama is so fucking hot man.

>>151894568
she has unshaved armpits and living in a dirty commune energy

>>151894603
mfw mom gives me spiderman sippy cup when i asked for shrek

>>151894603
>when a 38yo mtf pansexual with 8 kitten-children tells you how zohran is gonna save the world

>>151894585
You can meet your wife in a dirty commune.

I think MMA fights should just be one round with unlimited time. Someone has to either give up or get knocked out.

>>151894653
ilia is a social climber. no shame in that but that's all his wife was to him at her essence: someone with money to allow him to build on his dream

>>151894617
let us discuss this as true heem scholars

>>151894667
this is the only based thing a Frenchman has said on /heem/ all year

It have Billy Zane

I'm even sweeter than your grandma's homemade apple pie

you cover this sport motherfucker?

alright finally. 6 days out they have linked the fuck up. islam is doomed

>>151894779
omg

>>151894702
I hate these new age mma fans, never respect hammerhouse, never respect 90's HERO MOVIES! I ANGER NOW, I SEE YOU, POW

ari took this from me

>>151894779
>couldn't save Volk
>couldn't save Whittaker
what exactly has this doo done to earn his "sambo buster" aura?

islam's attending nicks games and shit kek

>>151894825
Lmao somebody should make an AI generated video of Craig Jones and Gabi Garci kissing and then having a Jiu-Jitsu match.

>>151894689
STAND YA BASE, THE SPACE IS YUUUURS

>we'll never see Poatan vs Jiri again
Poohands should do that out of respect for his fan.

>>151894568
A bit too swarthy for my Chad likings but live and let live is what I say

>>151894670
Very well said we should all aspire to be like the Spaniard Gladius Maximus

>>151894928
Pereira will lose the pentalogy.

my walkout song? why this https://youtu.be/e_QQamQt5x4?list=RDe_QQamQt5x4

>>151888248
You can laugh at him, but Ngannou would tear Jones’s head off with one punch.

>>151895076
frannie would get taken down and kimura'd within 2 rounds

>>151894667
looks like Sneed

>>151895085
That’s why jones sat around getting fat for 3 years while ngannou was champ

>>151895085
I doubt it, Ngannou has gorilla strength.

I'm scared.

322 just got a shakeup! Bo "Bo Nigger" Nigger will now be facing Ateba "Giga Nigger" the nigger ! who do you got?

>>151895122
mans was bulking. even francois said bony didn't duck
https://www.mmafighting.com/2025/2/17/24365660/francis-ngannou-dana-white-massive-obstacle-for-dream-matchup-with-jon-jones
francis also supports jon cucking tommy lad
https://bloodyelbow.com/2024/11/24/francis-ngannou-bizarrely-backs-jon-jones-decision-to-not-fight-tom-aspinall/
>>151895123
fat good that did him against stipe before he turned 50

Reminder that OSP whooped Jon’s ass.

https://streamable.com/3a72tx
tomala sisters...

>>151895225
THE osp who got 50-44'd and had his arm broken?

Bo's new look is very /fa/

>>151895103
You know good and god damn well that ugly, deformed retard looks nothing like me nigga

>>151895258
The very same.
>>151895277
He looks like he’s terminally ill.

>>151895277
He should kill himself

>>151895326
>He looks like he’s terminally ill
eating yo mama's taco makes people sick

>>151895214
>before he turned 50
A younger Stipe with less time out of the octagon than the one who gave Jones trouble. Ngannou stuffed all his takedowns with no problem and then knocked him out brutally.

>>151894839
He looks like a sinister advisor. Scheming vizier. But an inbred one for a petty king

>>151895355
Somebody should kill me and maybe Bo too I think?

>>151895358
>the one who gave Jones trouble
he got spinning back kick KO'd big dawg what the hell were you watching. Jon breezed through the first round too
Ngannou beat a much older and worn out Stipe
Ngannou was getting controlled on the ground at times by THEEEEEEEEEEE grappling dynamo Ciryl Gane
he woulda gotten outclassed easily despite your fantasies

i was a top dog, way back when

>>151895383
I'm not opposed to the idea

dear islam mackachev...
..we should be together too

>>151895277
nothing Ed Herman didn't do 20 years prior

whatever happened to that one asian chick with the huge titties

>>151895442
iron turtle fought last month

>>151895386
>Ngannou was getting controlled on the ground at times by THEEEEEEEEEEE grappling dynamo Ciryl Gane
Ngannou had a knee injury, and he still completely dominated him on the ground.
>b-but he didn’t submit him
I admit that Jones has better grappling than him, but Ngannou is physically very very strong and has incredible wrestling (Although I think it’s less about technique and more about being really strong) that he developed after his loss to Stipe.

Islam Makhachev is basically Magneto

WONK WONK
THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE PAKISTANI INDIVIDUALS

>>151895488
i disagree but i respect your opinion

>>151895481
>Ngannou had a knee injury
well he's lucky he didn't fight the best oblique kicker in fighting history then
>still completely dominated him on the ground
he was on his way to losing until Ciryl went for a heel hook. he couldn't muscle him down later as he did earlier
>Ngannou is physically very very strong and has incredible wrestling
>has incredible wrestling
>incredible
>i n c r e d i b l e
this is just embarrassing. I'll extend grace and give you the opportunity to retract this statement

why was tommy r. unable to do this?

>>151895538
gane was down on the scorecards and had to cheat to win

>>151895357
>*scalps (You)*

>>151895566
okay I'm sorry that was low
god bless moms, especially the saintly ones

>>151895500
Jack Della Maddalena is essentially Sabretooth

Its not fair.

>>151895520
Enough to avoid Jones’ takedowns, who couldn’t sub an aged Stipe. And once the fight is on its feet, it ends like this

>>151895667
beautiful white women

>>151895676
Argie my brother, Jon 10-7'd Stipe in r1 with hellacious gnp. Francis couldn't do that even after 6 years at the Olympic Training Center
Jon would never get into a retarded exchange like Reem did so the webm is irrelevant but thank you for posting it so I can save it

Weili is goona destroy shevchenko

>>151895748
She's Chinese

>>151895748
okay

A smell see do fighter

I don't find Weili sexually attractive but I want to go 3 rounds with her cuz she seems really cool is probably incredibly tight

>>151895833
She's Chinese

>>151895888
I dated a half Chinese girl once. she was indeed incredibly tight

forgot to shave my head and beard today

Fight would be best if all time if it was Ilia Topuria vs Islam but dude is fucking terrified of El Heemador

>>151895900
yeah because you were dating her

>>151895900
The tight ones hurt

>>151895998
thanks man. I'm happy with my God-given endowment

>>151896005
maybe if you just try to jam it in dry. gotta set the mood (fore)playa!

>>151896033
I'm a rapist homie

RIP
unfortunately, all I remember about him is Mirsad Bektic punching a hole through his chest

Bros, this economy has got me perma-heemed. I used to be that dude, swanging and banging with life until the sound of the bell. But now? I'm broke as fuck, I'm taking some damage. The thing is, I'm in the top 10% of leaf incomes. So most people here are even more broke then me. WTF is going on?

If Adriano Martins can do this to you than JDM is going to make you shit and piss yourself.

>>151896234
I just paid $13k cash in tuition (returning to undergrad at 32 years old so I'm not finna take loans out) while only working part-time so I can do my degree full-time. I feel your pain

>>151896234
It was Trump's son's and Jew son in law taking all liquidity out of the alt run where link and xrp we're going to run to $1000 unironically fell for it again award for all of 4channel

Slamdaddy

>>151895358
Stipe was like fifteen pounds lighter for the rematch

I was thinking, Ngannou obliterating Cain in like 25 seconds might be the most dominant heavyweight performance in UFC history. But Joe Rogan ruined the moment entirely by sperging out over a non-existent knee injury that never happened.

>>151896236
Machakev has gotten better since then too.

>>151896840
he's become more aware that he has a jaw of glass
one shot from jdm, one

>>151896935
You're insane

met islam

>>151896973
i know

Islam Makhachev is my son.

>>151897017
Get out of my country

>>151897034
I live in Uzbekistan.

>>151895277
Time for him to go WW.

>>151897243
was he from afriguh?

>>151896975
We can't see you, Wang. Is that your arm between Islam and the large blk boy?

Fuck /heem/

Why did he do it?

islam fled in fear i fear

>>151897790
pussey

>>151896975
giant inbred freak

you are shook in the pocket. i find comfort there.
we are different levels

>>151897941
this lil nigga fits in a pocket lmao

>>151897952
no

it was actually beyond belief. this was the first time a dagestani fought undersized

>>151897941
what are you a baby kangaroo or something man? i'm a 265 lbs ufc heavyweight i'm not fitting in no damn pocket.

I’d go full Raja Jackson on any of you niggas. Don’t play with me.

could dustin have kicked it at 170?

>>151898019
Fuck no.
kill yourself nigger

>>151897941
me in the pocket

>>151898019
“Kicked it”? What does that mean?

>>151894673
LITERALLY me

>>151898072
*kicks you in the nuts*

>>151898054
wtf kangaroo's can be white and furry?

>>151898019
Make me something to eat, bitch

>>151898102
That’s illegal idiot. Enjoy your disqualification.

The year is 2125, how is the most popular fighting sport at that time?

>thought I bombed my midterm paper
>got an A-
God bless kind professors

*spams my best attack against you*

/heem/ awards 2025 new categories
>pico-steele award for worst debut
>ugly retarded freak award

>>151898509
>pico-steele award for worst debut
shouldn't this be the Mix award? at least Pico and Steele both put on bangers even if they lost

>>151898477
Redit is unironically seething that Ilia is just heeming everyone and not displaying the arts of MMA lmao

Best poster award? Finland
thanks for the 2 voters sweden and finland

>>151898477
KEK short little wifeless midget

>>151898215
Actually the ref just gave warning

Just took an embarrassingly long time installing a simple outdoor camera but I refuse to ever read instructions

Imagine the greatness Ilia would achive if he wasn't 140cm. Chills

>>151898526
lol patchy mix

>>151898551
Reminds all us real men if the greatest movie of all time gladiator small but compact

Imagine if Ilia got on a drone and started flying around the octagon. That would be pretty cool to see.

>>151898551
9 fights, already champion and P4P.

GET OUT OF THERE CHARLIE

>>151898657
Okay I need to see more mini Ilia heeming edits stat

Honestly? Im excited

Goo-goo gaga

>>151898769
Muzzie fighters can't shake the reputation of being wet blankets so I'm unfortunately I rate this card 6/10 only because I love Zhang Weili

>>151898819
would you like her roidclit?

I bet Islam would shit bricks if he saw Ilia flying around on a drone in the octagon.

>>151898819
Many are saying this.

>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity
>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing
>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust
>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair
>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice
>gets his shit pushed in in the fight
>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him
>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally
>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit
>robs Gane of the belt
>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year
>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage
>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs
>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act
>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters
>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification
>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta
>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged
>decides to continue to fight
>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made coward

There has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions

POOOOWEEER

I can't believe it he's gone...

Rest in peace king

Look I know you're a little bit crazy but you call this your clotorial bush?

islam 48-47 48-47 49-46

>>151899275
he's gonna get a sub. Jack's tdd isn't that good and he likes to scramble. Islam will beat him to positions 8/10 times and catch him in a choke

Jdm's role was to give belel a story win on his way out
Islam is now take his rightful place as king
Jdm over achieved but it's still okay that he touched gold cuz he's a cool guy

jdm has only lost 2 of his last 4 fights

Bo nigger

Islam was floored by an arm thrust by renown power puncher Renato Carneiro

if jdm can't find a way to win... his odds of losing are very high

>>151899781
Didn't he get punched by Poirer a lot?

>>151899830
why does jon have white shit splitting his upper lip

meet me in valhalla to catch this heem, bitch

Bo-hoo Nigger

Bo nigger is in the middle of the prelims where he belonga

It keeps happening.

>al iaquinta
>Jack Della madelena
the parallels here are off the charts

jdm got wobbled and held down by belul in rd 5

>>151894196
Fag

islam makhachev got knocked out by adriano martins in rd 1

>>151900160
that was funny as shit

>>151900160
What? That is crazy! What is he doing fighting Jack he's gonna get knocked out again. Somebody better pull him out of the fight otherwise we're going to see a death in the octagon or as close as we can get as death. Man I cant believe it! Why didnt anybody say something? We're basically sending in the UFC's greatest star as a lamb to the slaughter. Man.

Yeah im thinking edwards wins against prates

>>151900229
No way man Prates is a straight up killer no filler! Edwards is going to be in a lot of trouble!

prates is proof that if you heem then nothing else matters. brother got bullied by ian garry and nobody cares.

Aspinall'd myself awake

Great to see that Aspinall is still OUR Heavyweight Champion. In other news, Jon Jones is a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with it).

>>151900302
>>151900329

>>151900286
Ian Garry is just that good man. Nothing less from the guy who took Shavkat Rakhmonov to a decision.

you now remember shavkat rakhmonov