Thread 151904761

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Patty Cuckitini

>>151904771
kek good one

>buffalo and rasm

6-5 here we come boys

HEEM NUTTY

If your QB turns to you and gives you this look, you know you're doing something right.

I told you dumb motherfuckers as soon as the Pats hired Vrabel that they would win the division and you all laughed. Who’s laughing now, /nfl/?

>>151904761 (OP)
Does Stefanski just hate Shedeur? How the fuck is he not playing yet?

As I've been saying since the Week #1 loss to the Packers, Lions OC John Morton sucks and doesn't know WTF he's doing and yesterday, Dan Campbell finally realized this and took over the offensive play calling.

I expect Morton to be shitcanned after this season, though I don't know who the Lions will get as their new OC? Maybe Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel, though I don't think he'll be fired.

Lions are spiritually 9-0, as Morton's incompetence cost us the Packers and Vikings games and of course everybody saw us get refballed by the Chiefs.

Is this good?

Daboool gone Dart may have a chance this season after all. Gnats fans rejoice your Pillsbury Dough Boy HC is history.

>>151904787
Not one person in the browns front office or coaching staff wanted Shader. Them refusing to even dress him is just them spiting the owner

>>151904776
What Denver does to a mfer

>>151904787
>Does Stefanski just hate Shedeur?

Yes. He hates that the Browns retarded owner forced him onto the team and literally refuses to say his name in media interviews.

>>151904776
We have no weed, we have no wins...OUR PLAYERS BALLS ARE FALLING OFF

>>151904787
Shedeur is terrible. His entire college career was hand tailored to make his stats look good.

>>151904793
mot if he keeps running into concussions like he has been

who do giantfags want to hire

Losing to the Dolphins isn't a big deal

Josh Allen has 5 rings from beating the Chiefs

>>151904776
>canadian
>no balls
Many such cases

>>151904803
kek
so sensitive

>>151904789
Daboll is friends with Campbell

>>151904734
bradysknee is not a janny, despite what magats on here will try so hard to convince you

>>151904764
kek that season made me seethe so much because I knew he was still the same pumpkin but he just kept winning. The Ravens game was so painful I couldn't believe we blew that lead. He can still be successful with the Colts but those same weaknesses showing are a big concern. Alec Pierce and Tyler Warren are dudes who need more love not just Jonathan Taylor. Both are so reliable on money downs

>>151904814
KEK
loins should always wear silver pants with their white jerseys, looks so much better than the stripeless white leggings

Times up, homophobes.

>>151904814
>sperging out at the long snapper
KWAB

>>151904814
lolwut I thought it was the fans who are supposed to get under the skin of the players, not the other way around

>>151904792
>Njigba is the only receiver averaging over 100 yards per game
>casually sitting at 115
>Njigba is the only receiver with over 900 yards
>casually sitting 1041 yards
I'm starting to think that he's elite

>>151904832
Homophobe implies that I’m afraid of homosexuals. I don’t fear them but I do hate them. Just as I am a racist I am also a gayist.

>>151904814
Lol that fat fuck waddling toward the field

>>151904845
commies fans are mentally weak

>>151904823
trip on, bradyjeet

>>151904814
Why does Hogan Hatten the longsnapper make the commies seethe?

>>151904845
Dude's drunk as shit. Watch him wobble when he takes off

>>151904823
Jannies can't ban anyone, retard, they only beg their mod overlords to punish the people that hurt their feelings.

>>151904832
Bagent would have them undefeated

>>151904792
>worthless

>>151904848
Yeah youre the gayist poster in this general lol

Daboll SACKED

>>151904848
Your hatred is the literal definition, homophobe kek

>>151904865
kek gottem

>>151904732
it just isn't the same.

>>151904875
it's real

Chiefs - Broncos is going to be a banger. Don't bother watching any other game next week

>>151904792
Yeah, I'm thinking the Bills knew what they were doing trading down and letting the Chiefs take this landmine of a prospect.

I was hoping they'd at least wait until hardknocks so I could watch him get shitcanned

>>151904814
What were they saying to each other?
And why did he do it?

>>151904758
Despite his cap hit next year he's actually useful in one regard. You can send him out there to die if you get a QB worth a fuck somehow.
Like if you somehow get Mendoza? You make him watch Tua play out 2026 so he can learn why the phins need an oline and why you don't Tua yourself. THAT is something that I think a young QB could really learn something from.

>>151904891
rams seahawks has much bigger playoff implications and has a higer probability of yielding scorigami…

>>151904891
>ref babby vs ref babby
Yeah it should be a real banger

wait was trump at the game yesterday?

>>151904916
the refball cope is getting tired at this point. Grow up

>>151904917
Body double

>>151904917
yeah, the internet threw a world class wobbly

>>151904940
He's not wrong

>>151904814
>Unsportsmanlike conduct, illegal hip-drop tackle
>15-yard penalty, automatic first down
>this is the offending player's first infraction towards disqualification

Why would Shane Bowen do this?

>>151904875
>>151904890
Oh shit, not fake. Who will they hire?

>>151904891
>da flu webm poster vs muttlover shitfest
gamethread will be absolutely unusable but the game will be kino

>>151904953
loveland is an underrated blocker

>>151904917
Yeah. He went into the booth and shitposted about football with the announcers for a couple minutes, spouted a minute of "America is doing better than ever" bullshit, then spent the rest of the game watching in the fancy boxes. He knows more ball than I thought.

tampon gay sucks balls but I just found out Popeyes has Mayfield Mondays and I got 6 wings free with my order

>>151904814
>getting worked by the long snapper
>jump onto the field
>don't even make it to the Fox sound crew before getting tackled and kicked out of the stadium
Mental Midgets shouldn't be allowed that close during the game, thought it makes for funny content.

>>151904953
51 is such a shit number for a pass rusher

>>151904959
Heckin! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151904944
The "kill whitey" shirt he was wearing during the post game press conference felt like a bit much

>>151904891
this if you're brown and/or homosexual. if you're heterosexual and caucasian then you'll watch the Lions vs Eagles

>gnats fire their head coach
>but not the DC who is responsible for 4 consecutive 4th quarter collapses with a big lead

Incredible

>>151904973
Hurts > Mahomes

>>151904958
A literal retard. Maybe a downie or someone who's mother got drunk on vodka every day of her pregnancy.

>>151904767
BLÄGS :0

>>151904998
None of that matters as long as they haven't fired Schoen

>>151904989
Sheeeeeeeeit. He opened up my Xmas present early

>>151904799
You think he was sunning his nuts at altitude?

MORE HELP!
HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!

>>151904922
Yeah you're right anon that anon should shut up the refs in the nfl are legit
https://x.com/Rate_the_Refs/status/1987623642612797900
https://x.com/Rate_the_Refs/status/1987582771087470917
shit wait a second...

>>151905012
Its the horse piss in the water

What did they mean by this?

>>151905027
Our tap water is excellent.

For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on

>>151904998
it was a PR firing after Dart got another concussion because obviously that is Daboll's fault somehow

>>151904776
Wait. I've seen this episode before.

>>151904963
And Carter is an overrated pass rusher
This is a TD if Zaccheaus does his job

>>151905044
Don't you have an office to pack up, Brian?

>>151905037
Neigh

You know I'm ok with McDaniel sticking around a little longer.

who even are the coaching candidates this cycle

>>151904973
They need to sit Dart for the rest of the season now so he can be 100% for the new regime. Let Russ suck.

>@OmarKelly·1h
>So we can confirm a 60-year old man was doing the worm in the Dolphins locker room.
I'm thinkin the dolphins are back kek

>>151905052
I think he was a mediocre head coach but he wasn't the main problem with the Giants

>>151904325
>Let me ask you a question, if you part Dart on the Colts roster, are the Colts better or worse?
Worse, because Dart's reckless play is on the verge of taking himself out for the season, if not longer.

https://x.com/OmarKelly/status/1987938363161133434
ahahahaha this motherfucker's answer to if he did actually drive to the bills bar

>>151905054
kek

>>151905047
zaccheus should be fucking cut for his performance yesterday, it’s inexcusable that he is being played over luther burden at this point.

Happy birthday USMC!

>>151905065
I agree, but I think it's better to see what they have with Jameis as a backup since Russ will most certainly not be back next season.

>Find out Cuckboll finally got the axe
kek Dart was the only one keeping that marshmallow fraud in his job and then he got HEEM'd specifically because of Cuckboll's shitty playcalling

Ok Ross, time to make some roster moves, Mike McDaniel can stay on as head troll after >>151905059
>>151905086

>>151905047
Pure speed rushers are such a meme. No backup plan, no threat of speed-to-power.

>>151905112
I still love that the retard admitted he Tua'd his QB.

>>151905112
Now it all makes sense why he kept running into the cuckshed to drag Jaxson back out.

>>151905098
Also happy 250th anniversary to the first time 5 dicks ever touched each other at once.

>>151904814
Why did his shoe come off? Kek

>>151905065
Why is Hurts' CPOE always so high?

>>151905093
>zaccheus should be fucking cut
I tried to warn you bro

>Fire GM
>Win
Was this all the dolphins needed?

Daboll got dabbed on

I think Russell Wilson has a good dark-horse candidacy for KWABOTY

>>151905136
He only throws short passes and the occasional deep shot

>>151905126
Unironically one of the most pathetic displays I've ever seen from a coach in NFL history

>>151905137
You in the wrong neighborhood little bitch
>>151905143
Yes I talked about it yesterday but that team was 100% different. I had begged online for grier to get fired for years now but I had no idea just how bad the rot was. The Phins covered for *2* ints from Tua no fucking problem. They were there to kill and the stadium was a home game filled with bills fans, which I think made them fight even harder to ruin those fucking northerners' day.
I'm not stupid enough to have hope or something in the phins but to me the season is already a win at this point.

Chef Russ smiling ear to ear today

Daboll got 'jakd

My Rammies :)

>>151905161
All that's left is for Pete to get fired.

How much can you guys bench press

I didn't even notice this

>>151905143
Also to add to >>151905158 A lot of people are talking about this as if the bills fucked up, the Bills weren't exactly playing BADLY, they just got beat up by the phins on every side of things.
The phins should've beaten the patriots and did beat the bills. They will be 4-2 in the AFCE at the end of the season. Which is kind of crazy.
(not that I expect them to do anything post season or even make it)

>>151905136
>Ain’t no way they have AJ Brown run another 5 yard in or stick route

>>151905151
Then his "expected" completion % would be really high and it would be hard to top it by so much. I don't think that's the explanation.

Lucky Bills would've won KWABOTY of the week if Daboll didn't get thrown out on his ass.

>>151905177
Mahomes or Allen would get eight flags thrown and an ejection

>>151905177
kek 33 felt bad for him on that one, oof
>33
God dammit.

>>151905186
They actually don't run enough slants or other quick easy wins for AJ, it pisses off the fans to no end

>>151905137
i remember you guys lamenting losing him thobeit

>>151905195
>gets obvious refball in your favor the whole game
>the one time you want it, they deny you
kek refs are such trolls

MY Commanders are
>14th in pass yards/attempt
>6th in rush yards/carry
>10th in total TDs, tied with Philly
>all with the QB1, WR1, WR2, WR4, & RB1 injured at various times
Reminder that anyone who blames >our offense certifiably does not know ball. >we're losing entirely because of the defense.

We are coming boston

>>151905153
It's wild that he wasn't fired after that incident. He clearly showed then that he cared more about saving his own ass than the well being of his players.

>>151905177
That looks 100% purposeful. I don't care for Caleb at all but Okereke should probably get suspended for that.

>>151905193
still Tony

>>151904891
Yeah no, we'll all be watching the Rams Seahawks and Browns Ravens games instead

>>151905215
Your commies are gay and homosex. That is why they lose. You will die in madrid.

>>151905215
I don't think you had a game with a fully healthy offense

>>151905177
this happened the drive after dart got a roughing call from incidental contact by a defender, refs fucking despise the bears.

>>151905158
>You in the wrong neighborhood little bitch
We'll see this sunday, bitch
>>151905211
Not me. I never forgave him for losing the Steelers game last year

>>151905185
>>151905158
How do you magically fix your defense and offensive line in a week
I get that Buffalo has just benefited from beating mostly shitters but damn did the phins looked like another team

>>151905225
I think that was the first game they started Dart and he was balling the fuck out, so Daboll had some leeway. But yeah, the writing was on the wall that it wasn't going to be sustainable, because everyone knew Daboll sucked ass and would get Dart killed eventually.

vic fangio will lead the new york football giants to glory inshallah

>>151905177
When guys put their hands up like that after a hit that practically admitting guilt

>>151905215
Jayden Daniels is a bust. I'm so sorry :'(

>>151905215
The defense has always been the problem since the got Daniels, yeah. And they fixed it by.... trading a 3rd and a 4th for turbowashed Marshon Lattimore, and giving Javon Kinlaw $45 million kek

>>151905223
The Queefs are still 2.5 games behind second place in their own division lmao

51 is the only one that doesn't pull his weight here

>>151905248
It's best not to try to make sense of division games. A couple years ago the raiders beat the queefs without completing a pass after the first quarter

>>151905135
>Why did his shoe come off? Kek
I don't know why but losing the shoe is sending my sides into orbit.

browns would be undefeated with shedeur

>>151905286
I has completely memoryholed that

qtpi

>>151905296
but enough about you

>>151904776
Hope he dies desu

>>151905285
Something Brady (at least claims) never did was throw to an open receiver if he saw that they would get heemed instantly if they caught it

>>151905246
>We'll see this sunday, bitch
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha c'mere I got a little pufferfish for you to hit you need to get high you're out of your mind.
>>151905248
Seriously I think Grier was legit more of a poison than I even knew. I think the whole team came out there and when Tua threw that pick and the crowd of mostly bills fans started cheering I think it pissed them off also.
I've said for years the dolphins play to the level of team they are playing and are cursed with being "good" not great not bad not terrible just "good" but clearly some of that was literal grier funk on these guys. That team was fighting for not only their jobs but the team and McDaniel. You love to see it.
I've not seen the phins that motivated as a team since Flores was making rookies fight to the death for him on the field.
>>151905286
I get it, you didn't watch the game, the Phins who are notoriously refballed despite being shit not only overcame the refs but the bills who weren't playing badly. This wasn't a "division game" that comes January 4th when the phins bootyblast the patriots into space. THAT one won't make sense to outsiders.

>>151904776
He's really had a rough time with weird injuries since he came to the NFL

>>151905302
Peypey on the other hand...

>>151905296
Want to make passionate love to her

>>151905285
Because Abdul Carter is a bust

Just took a fat steaming Sean McDermott lads

They didn't even block him

>>151905329
monangai the young guy is just like that

>>151905334
It do be like that

>>151905329
>the bears are so gay they have aerosolized jizz in the arena now when they play
wew lads

>>151905329
What's with all the ghostly spirits flying all over the place?

>>151905334
kekd

>roastie: :|

>roastie, Asian: :O

>>151905354
inshallah

>>151905334
She is a hapa it is different

>>151905329
>When Caleb's zestiness affects the weather around him to be equally as zesty

>>151905360
>>roastie: |
>>roastie, Asian: _

>>151905371
Has the Bills table smashing ritual killed anyone yet?

>>151905263
Inshallah he fails again as HC and goes back to the Bears to be DC.

Just burned my St. Brown jersey. Fucking fascist loving nigger.

>>151904792
>Lng 37
he can't get separation so they just use him as a gadget player like Mecole Hardman. Tyquan Thornton has been the better speedy deep threat but struggling to get snaps now

>>151905373
No it's not and she's fucking ugly

>>151905387
Not enough of them. Jokes aside not sure I know a guy broke his fucking leg going through a flaming table years back at a bills event. They are... not very bright.

>>151905377
AI slop

>>151905371
Kek

>>151905285
>>151905322
>b-b-but what about >muh pressures????

>>151905393
Take that back you son of a bitch

>*is the 2025 NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in your path*
Heh, nothing personal

>>151905417
Jokes on you. I have 2 dads
Go Chiefs

>>151905422
I'll always be mad at sean Payton for taking a corner over this guy when the linebacker Corp is the weakest part of the defense

So, have we finally come to terms with Drake Maye being leagues better of a QB than Josh Allen?

>>151905442
Not yet, but maybe at some point

>Dan Quinn to take over playcalling from Joe Whitt
We're so back. He's 100% gone after this season

>>151905442
I'm going to laugh when he gets exposed by a top 5 defense in the playoffs

>>151905466
About that...

>>151905460
Do the coaches ever get tested for pot?

>>151905460
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>151905472
>passing yards allowed
Not a measure of how good the passing defense is

>>151905472
>trying to convince me the Saints, Bills, and Dolphins have a good defense
Eye test reigns supreme

>>151905472
>pass yards per game
Wow what a great metric

>>151905473
Why would you need to, it isn't a performance enhancer. Don't be like the olympics kek

>>151905473
Nothing wrong with a little locker room hotbox

>>151905487
>>151905490
>>151905493
>When you press the instant cope button
You can't stop the Drake Maye train. That nigga is for real.

>>151905490
The phins have some beasts on defense. Weaver is kind of a retard though. They have defensively beat up on a couple teams even this season.

>>151905504
Patriots lucked out beating the phins anyone who watched could see that. The Phins lost that one. You're lucky Grier wasn't fired preseason or there was no hope for the patriots in that one.
People are way overhyping this pats team.

>>151905504
>*gets called out for obvious bullshit*
>th-th-that's j-just c-cope
kwab

>DeMarcus Lawrence became the 4th defensive player to score two touchdowns off of fumble recoveries in the same game
Remember when Cowboy fans were saying he was washed up?

Mike Kafka interim HC for the jints.

>>>/pol/521083308

>>>/pol/521083308

>>>/pol/521083308

Imagine being a white boy from Indiana
Your pacers just made the nba finals
Your colts are elite

Must be nice

>>151905504
You didn't even filter it by scoring defense

>>151905517
Patriots real problem is their defense. I wouldn't call them SB caliber, but Drake has a limitless ceiling when they continue to build around him. I can easily see them at least getting 1 playoff win.
>>151905518
Cope

>>151905529
Heckin volumes or something

say something nice about your AFC leaders

>>151905521
He is (though he wasn't ever actually good). Fumble recoveries are almost entirely luck.

>Joe Burrow cleared to practice

We may see the final start of Joe Flacco's career against the Steelers next week bros.... How will he be remembered?

>>151905529
He didn't know the rules

>>151905539
I legit don't see them doing shit in the playoffs based off what I've seen of them. The phins now would easily beat that team and they are going to have a bad fucking time the 4th of January.

>>151905532
Pacers are 1-9 and the Clots are this years' Viqueens

>>151905542
2015-esque

Quite a few fake contenders have been exposed lately.

>>151905547
Elite

>>151905542
more like afc frauds

>>151905542
>colts
Good but not good enough
>broncos
Complete frauds, will be easy outs in the first round
>patriots
Good enough for a playoff win or two but not true contenders
>steelers
Complete ass. A really bad team.
>chargers
chorgers

>>151905534
We're talking about in regard to a QB, so passing defense would matter. Even with that, Bills are top 10 in scoring defense and they still got toileted on by Maye.

>>151905547
Not elite

>>151905547
He'll go 500 yards 5 TD/0 INT, with a cheeky rush TD to boot. Bengals lose 56-55.

>>151905547
Possibly elite

>>151905544
Hes got 4 sacks with limited playing since the Shithawks are using him as a rotational piece. That's not bad considering he's only played in 5 or 6 games this year

biggest erect cocks on average per team in terms of length & girth ;

1. Seahawks
2. Rams
3. Patriots
4. Eagles
5. Lions
6. Colts
7. Packers
8. Broncos
9. Bills
10. Chargers
11. Chiefs
12. Buccs
13. Bears
14. Niners
15. Ravens
16. Jags
17. Texans
18. Steelers
19. Falcons
20. Cardinals
21. Dolphins
22. Cowboys
23. Panthers
24. Vikings
25. Bengals
26. Giants
27. Commanders
28. Saints
29. Jets
30. Browns
31. Raiders
32. Titans

Here's a better (though not perfect) measure of pass defense than yards allowed: passer rating allowed

>>151905542
WE 2000s NOW

>>151905547
Won a Superbowl, was bored and got called to play more ball and did alright coming back to the league. I think he'll be remembered well

>>151905561
Wasn’t that expected with Haliburton out all year? Even if he did play I’d think making it that far and losing would still result in a hangover but doubly so when everyone on the team knows there is no point to this season.

stop saying nfc west is nfc best
they’re all paper tigers

>>151905590
>passing defense matters
>pass rush doesn't
Lolwut.jpg

>>151905607
Travis Kelce alone should put the Chiefs at 1st

>>151905547
kill yourself my nigger

>>151905542
These are the teams that are supposed to beat the Choofs???
My fucking sides
Just give them the Lombardi already

>>151905606
Cool, so at best he's "not bad"? Yeah, sure, I guess.

>>151905607
Fraudulent list. You will be raped by a pack of bottlenose dolphins.

>>151905542
All Fraud Cunts

>>151905607
Literal Broncos have massive cocks. Titans and Giants are fictional so they don't count

>>151905617
If the Seahawks and Rams are paper tigers then the rest of the league is pure dogshit outside of 3 other teams, who would also be considered paper tigers

>>151905616
>Haliburton ded
>Dick Cheney ded
The hits keep coming

>>151905568
>>151905593
>>151905605
13 years later the debate rages on...

>>151905504
He’s fine. 19 TD’s / 5 INT’s doesn’t blow me away.

Right now, Stafford has 25 TD’s / 2 INT’s, has played one less game than Maye and leads the league in yardage.

>>151905616
Yeah its a tank year for the pacers they'll be back next season

>>151905607
Another perfectly hetero Seahawks post

Stat Padford is not a real qb

>>151905629
>Seattle
32 sacks in 9 games
>Dallas
20 sacks in 9 games

>>151905660
My fantasy points are very real sir

Matt Dadford is the realest qb

>>151905542
>Clots
Frauds
>Bronkeks
MAJOR frauds
>Past
Good enough for a playoff win but that's it
>Stoolers
lmao
>Chargers
Frisky, but they'll chorge like always

I don't take that team seriously. They're fraudulent and will be exposed over the course of the next 2 months

thoughts on this packers uniform?

>>151905683
That's every top 10 team

>>151905696
goated

How mad will everyone be if Bo gets a Lombardi?

If we can just have a moment of silence in the thread for all the people that will be beaten this week by pathetic bills fans as they consider if they will make the cake early.
Punch him back, ladies/xirs.

>>151905696
Men's fashion is my passion, gurl
Go Chiefs

>>151905696
>Called Green
>Wears Brown
What the hell

That team is genuinely terrifying. Nobody wants to play them right now. We may be looking at his first Superbowl ring

>>151905696
They look naked

>>151905696
Hideous. The concept is a little neat but the execution is terrible on the helmet

Reminder that the Raiders were originally to be called the Señors

>>151905715
The Lels are just a mindbroken franchise and the fanbase reflects that.

>has one job
>fails

>>151904805
Colorado has plenty of weed and your team is 8-2

That team is a disaster and people aren't talking enough about how bad it's going. They've got less than no hope. I wouldn't even know where to start the rebuild because the entire roster is fucked

>>151905696
Horrific yet also sovlerino

>>151905746
>left footed punter
Ngmi

>>151905712
he'll still look better on film than their last super bowl winning qb

>>151905751
My Raiders :)

>bronkeks vs kweefs
battle of the frauds

>>151905746
ben’s aura forced it out of bounds

>>151905746
Looks windy. Best thing to do when punting in windy weather is to not give it too much hang time and hold onto the ball for as long as you can before the kick

>>151905696
SOVLLESS
Yeah, the traditional helmet look just looks terrible. Good try, though, I would hate to think about how many thousands of dollars that design costs.

>>151905647
Cheney & Halliburton teamed up together to rake in millions in profits while our brethren died for a weapons of mass destruction witch hunt. Happy Veterans Day.

Go Rams btw. This is an NFL related post now

>>151905648
this cracked me up because it was genuinely as if he couldn't believe chase could drop a pass after 3 million targets

>>151905738
Which is crazy considering you'd think the Phins would be the mindbroken ones and now I'm 100% happy with this season. I love people trying to act like the bills played awful and this was something other than the phins stepping up though. The Bills played well despite what the score showed, that is just how hard the phins were trying to win that game.

Lane Kiffin to the giants?
He knows Dart
Hot team
Previous nfl “experience”

>>151905756
Just like that SB50 team it's the defense carrying everything

>>151905525
kek did you just have that image saved for general purposes

>>151905754
>10 in 2017
>2 in 2025

>>151905696
As a man of culture and taste, I personally prefer the the Giants' throwbacks

How are the Packers supposed to score points without Tucker Kraft?

Last digit is how many TDs my nigga Hurts dabs on dem Green Gays

>>151905787
with josh jacobs for my fantasy team

>>151905746
kicked it too high, wind grabbed it

>>151905786
Please no skin-colored pants

>>151905547
It always makes me sad when a QB like Flacco gets too old to play and has to retire

>>151905776
Just signed a new contract. I dont see a team buying him out

>>151905786
You might not like it but short booty shorts are the best football shorts

>>151905759
Good guess but the Tennessee Titans was the correct answer on that one

>>151905225
>It's wild that he wasn't fired after that incident.
Because they won 34-17

>>151905772
It's because Bills are a team that always look like they'll be contenders and they just shit the bed. Dolphins have been shit for decades except for one recent playoff appearance. They've been eating too many razorcakes and it's driven them batshit insane.

How many today?

>>151905812
I forget that they exist

>>151905822
>he directed traffic

>>151905822
>secondary shows why he's on defense

>>151905822
Yup thats my qb

>Burrsfags trying to enter the conversation
I'm saying no to zesty >black qbs

>>151905822
Highschool football tier

>>151905822
at least 2
and maybe a cheeky fumble

>>151905787
They need Christian Watson to help stretch the field, but he seems to only be able to play a few games without injury. If there's no vert threat really the run game can't get started, and then it's time for hospital balls to Romeo Doubs

>>151905820
That is the thing, the phins haven't "been shit for decades"
They have been "good" for decades. 9-8/8-9 with the new scheduling type team. It means you can't draft and what you do draft gets drafted by a guy like grier up until recently. Meaning you can't really move forward properly. The Phins have ALWAYS played to the level of the team they are playing, even in their worst position they will magically play up to worldbeating superb owl teams and play down to 1-15 teams.
The Bills didn't shit the bed yesterday though, they got beat the fuck up. There is a massive difference. You can be beat by a better team playing better no matter how good you are, that is what happened to the bills yesterday and it is going to take awhile before people realize it it seems.

Mendoza....

IN TROUBLEEEEEE

IT'S OUT

TOUCHDOWN WoOOoowwwWWW....

Omar CooOOoooper....

uNBeliEvable.......

Herbert Just Needs More Help!!1!1!!!*
>*a pair of replacement-level NFL-caliber offensive tackles that aren't on IR

>coach gone
>offense dead
could it get much worse for the giants right now?

>>151905860
They have a promising QB, but they'll need to offer him a Danny Donuts type of contract to keep him

Post yfw Seahawks Patriots Superbowl

>>151905859
thats a bungles tier oline. herbert unironically needs more help before he gets burrow'd too

giants are... really dumb for dumping daboll mid season. imagine if your team drafted a qb and then lost your star wr AND rb and you're still able to produce on offense with said rookie qb. you then let go of the coach who was the one guy in the org campaigning to grab that qb... is there any reason this was a good idea?

Makes my sides hurt every time

>Were are they taking me?
>J-Jaxson?
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>151905864
When? 2052?
Certainly not this year kek

>>151905864
>You know remember that old pic of some bandwagoner asian guy wearing a dual seahawks and patriots jersey because they were the best at the time

>>151905858
best play of the college season
what shit franchise ruins him?

Wait, I didn't know being a white corner gives you a N word pass

>>151904806
He should at least be playing so they can confirm that. Gabriel is not an NFL QB.

Vikings QB GayGay Shitfartpee
Chiefs QB Fatshit Buttholes

>>151905881
>JAXSON
>FUCK MY WIFE, JAXSON. THIS IS THE PRICE I"ll PAY. IN THE KEK TENT IF YOU HAVE TO
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>151905887
I was originally hoping he'd go to the Jets because I actually think they've got an underrated staff and it'd be cool seeing them relevant for the first time in 15 years but they may be playing themselves out of the No.1 pick. Hard to say

>>151905858
fuck pedo state
i hope they don't make 5 wins

>>151905751
Falcons with no 1st round pick and 45 million dollars dead cap hit if they cut Cousins

>>151905887
In a perfect world the Phins would get him and he could sit behind Tua for a year learning why an Oline is important and why CTEs aren't a joke since the Phins are stuck with him 2026 anyhow.
>>151905913
I hope if the jets try to draft him he refuses to play honestly. I thought it was a step too far last night but it would be fitting. If he really is a Miami fan like it seems like he is there is no way he'd play for the fuckass jetes.

>>151905158
>season is already a win
You have some seriously low standards

>>151905877
I'm shocked Liam didn't piss his pants like he always does

>When GayGay reaches level 10 of Hari Krishna consiciousness and goes from Nine to Ten.
That's when the real game begins

>>151905926
Chris Grier had been with the phins for 2 decades and a gm of almost a decade. He drafted Tua knowing he was a broken retarded bum, he then gave tua 200+ million dollars.
Getting rid of Grier lets the team fucking exist again.
That is an owl win and if you don't see that you basically don't know football and I don't say that in a funny meme way.

>>151905886
That's an us12 through and through

>>151905924
>here's that hispanic kid i was telling you about...

Should've fired him after being NIX'D in the 4th quarter while ahead like 3 scores

>>151905918
it was Titans but just curious do the Falcons actually have guaranteed money on Cousins into year 3???? Thought it was only 2 years with significant guaranteed money. Anyway they're at least competitive

>>151905935
Do NOT ask Nine to throw more than 30 yards downfield

>>151905913
Look at the remaining games for the top 7 in the draft order. I think my Gnats get it with Russ at the wheel and trade it to the Jets.

Who are the best non QB’s in the upcoming draft?

My Rams might have a top 10 pick if the Falcons keep losing games (even though they seem likely to rip off some wins).

>>151905895
The irony is that if they really hated Shedeur they'd play him so he could stand too long in the pocket and get heem'd

>>151904875
brian turndajobova

>>151905946
kek
I don't watch college stuff but the guy seems pretty ok and can take a hit which is really needed on the phins, and he seems to be an actual fan. I'd much rather him over a lot of guys.
That said, phins won't be able to draft him as they already won too much. And realistically, any qb they draft has to sit since you're not trading tua, meaning you make him play, and I wouldn't play mendoza anyhow his first year, let him learn and grow.

>Schoen to lead the search for a new HC
The Giants have the worst owner in the NFL

I don't pay attention to CFB. All I know is there's some bean n cheese qb called Mendoza or something and that Arch is going to play another year at college. Draft class is likely going to be complete shit.

>>151905954
Plenty of people talk about the Tits being doomed

>>151905983
Sounds like you know ball, tee bee haitch.

>>151905955
>20/42
shouldn't be asking him to throw at all desu. let him be the star QB he was at michigan (handoff merchant)

Tomlin will somehow have another winning season and the Stealers can't fire him. We'll never get out of this purgatory.

>>151904814
>hip drop tackling

>>151905786
Lewd

>>151905982
I just hope they don’t snag our guy…

>>151905874
Daboll is a fucking terrible head coach

>>151904814
This is like a scene from The Sandlot or something

>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>WHERE ARE YOU?
>JAXS- OH thank GOD, there you are.
>Quit fooling around Jaxson, hurry up and get back on the field
>Quickly now! before they take me awa-ACK

>>151905955
>this goofy ass nigga named his alter ego after a 20 year old 4chan meme
does this make him /our/ qb?

>>151905874
>just put a madman in the driver's seat bro
Are you retarded by any chance?

>>151904875
He entered the voluntary career transition program

>>151906012
Better yours than ours

>>151905983
So true, there’s no certified superstars like Trevor Lawrence, Kyler Murray or Bryce Young

>>151905877
What happened? Was the journalist a black guy?

GayGay McReddit

>>151906038
Put some respect on Zach Wilson's name

>>151906060
Tua's one concussion away from drinking his food

>>151905991
why would they fire a coach who won them a superb owl?

>>151906065
Its ok he bought another brain at the mall.

>>151906060
Far Cry 3 lookin' mothafucka

>>151905955
His mechanics on the first pick were so bad. The decision was poor but I have no idea what he was doing putting so much weight on his drive foot. You can see him turn way too much after the throw. If he'd kept his weight on his plant foot the ball wouldn't have sailed to the middle of the field. Basic shit

>>151905963
They're not shutting Dart down for the rest of the season so I doubt gnats will get No.1 it seems more likely an AFC team will get it. Titans or Browns would likely both sell the pick

>>151906060
Tua's one concussion away from becoming Uncle Tito

>>151905991
>>151906041
Phins fan here once again stating the Phins will gladly take tomlin and I'm pretty sure whatever GM they end up with wouldn't mind having him around.

>>151906060
>Fuck the Bills, fuck the Jets, fuck the Pats, fuck the Bills and fuck the Bills!

>>151906071
>"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity... Is... Doing the exact... Same fucking thing... Over and over again expecting... Shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so - boom - I shot him. The thing is - He was right. And then I started to see it everywhere I looked -Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... Over and over and over and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No-no-no-no-no please... This time is gonna be different..."

>>151906073
He's -5 concussions from being basically made of tito's vodka.

Is this the most mediocre season in recent memory?
Maybe the COVID year comes close?

>>151905864
I'd be fine with that, SB 49 was one of the greatest owls even before play clock at 5 happened

>>151906135
Everybody says they want parity and thats a fucking lie

>>151906135
nah this season is great so far.
>>151906146
fuck you bitch parity is a godsend and a huge part of why the nfl is so successful

>>151906159
>unbearable prime time games
>every week with a new MVP candidate cause all are equally mediocre so you just go with whoever did best last
>upsets everywhere cause everyone is equally shit
???
I find myself unironically rooting for the choofs because no one else is playing at a superior level

stoolers offense is painful to watch

>>151906135
As a Rams fan, I’m enjoying this season a lot! Easily our best team since the owl.

>>151906135
This has been an amazing season if you're not a Chiefsfag, Ravensnigger, or Billscuck. Teams are getting upset and crashing down to Earth every week

>>151906173
your first season watching or something? all that shit happens every year.

>>151906176
Fire Tomlin :]

has bitchknees calmed down yet?

>>151906135
It's been a great season so far imo

>Chargers-Chiefs
>Bills-Ravens
>Bucs-Seahawks
>Rams-49ers TNF
>Steelers-Bengals
>Broncos-Giants
>Cowboys-Packers

>>151906146
I want parity. This season like the early 2010s again very hard to split hairs between the top contenders right now

>>151906184
Nigger we had 20 years of Brady and Manning
Have you been living under a rock

His suffering is endless. Poor guy

>>151906182
So you enjoy all teams being mediocre?
I have not watch a single player other than JT in the colts this year that has been superior

>good football is when two teams per conference dominate everyone else
Why are non-Americans allowed to post here?

>>151906135
>>151906173
good season unless you're an AFC "superstar" QBslurper

>>151906182
also glass joe being out

>>151906135
My Panthers finally crawled out of the basement so no
Probably sucks if you're a Browns or Jets fan but nothing will ever change for those franchises it looks like

>>151906135
I'm happy, because the Patriots are back somewhat. They have a non-DEI coach that actually seems like he gives a shit about the players and not throwing them under the bus, Maye is looking like he can become Brady 2.0, and it feels like we're actually closer to a real football team than we have been in ages.

>>151906192
what the fuck does that have to do with the NFL always having unbearable prime time games, MVP odds changes every week and teams constantly upsetting and being upset
???

>>151905398
It’s real

>>151906202
>good football is when all teams are equally bad and you don’t have a superior team which you enjoy to watch
It’s literally every other American league btw

>>151906190
It's a mid-off this year.

>>151906209
>all that shit happens every year
>except it didn’t almost 20 years
Do you have to go to the special needs doctor or something?

>>151906208
I'm afraid I have some bad news. You will never be at the top of the AFCE again now that Chris Grier has been purged from the phins.

The Nine thing is what zoomers would call an aura loss

>>151906208
Calendarbabbies benefiting from a mediocre league
>>151906207
You just lost to the saints and Bryce is terrible just like 50% of the NFLs current starting QBs

2009 we had two teams that started 13-0 and both made the Superbowl. I'll take parity over predictable

>>151906223
>Is still saddled with Pooa and McSneedniels
>>151906230
>Patriots still cutting up good defenses with Maye as QB

>>151906230
And? Week to week league bud. Still plenty of time for half of the entire league to make the playoffs. You're crazy for giving up on your team before Week 18

>>151906231
I’ll take the saints winning with a sovl team every single time

>>151906213
>It’s literally every other American league btw
>she thinks I want football to be like all the other shit sports

>>151904917
Yes. And Reddit lost their shit over Amon Ra St. Brown doing the Trump dance for a TD celebration and is calling him a Nazi piece of shit (also emphasizing that he’s German)

>>151906221
okay you weren't watching then because brady and manning didnt fill every primetime slot, there were slurpers and spaghettibowls constantly. brady and manning more often than not were not the MVPs and there were upsets every week. it's been happening for 70 years.

>>151906240
Keep that energy January 5th kek
Refs helped the pats beat a barely functioning phins and the pats barely got the job done. I know you saw it and I know you know what I'm talking about.

He is the only active NFC East quarterback that will be in the Pro football Hall of Fame

mina is is heckin cute, cold, all bundled up
i want to cuddle her, and maybe warm her up with some man made body heat, if you catch my drift

>>151906231
That was the first time that ever happened. That was anything but predictable.

>>151906249
Okay, I will. Grier being fired isn't magically going to transform the lelphins into a real threat.

>>151906248
>brady and manning more often than not were not the MVPs
>14-2 and 13-3 teams would get upset all the time
I’ll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex

>>151906256
forgot pic! (cuteness overloaded my braid)

>>151906256
>>151906253

>>151906256
Elaborate.

>>151906262
And yet, yesterday happened. The bills didn't play badly. They were beat by a better team.
The phins are always a threat and only the most not knowing ball motherfucker would say otherwise. Especially when it helps them to lose. Did you forget what the record is with phins vs pats? Oh of course you did you wouldn't actually have any idea that the phins at their worst are LEGENDARY for spoiling patriots seasons at the end of the year, especially when it means nothing to the phins more than hurting the pats.

>>151906213
eyes off canalmexican

Anyways it’s always fun to see you guys defend a decaying sport and league
I’ll see you tonight

>>151906265
>>brady and manning more often than not were not the MVPs
I forgot exactly when they both started and retired, but they combine for 8 appearances

>>151906294
Defend this bussy

>>151905783
Yes, it was the first thing I thought of when I heard Kafka name.

>>151906294
Why are you even here you dumb dirty spic?

>>151906260
kek do you have autism or something? During that season it was the Colts, Saints and Vikings steamrolling everyone. All 3 made the conference championship games and once the Saints beat the Vikings it felt inevitable they would beat the Colts. The season while it was happening felt predictable what would inevitably happen. Just because two 13-0 teams had never played in a Superbowl before that doesn't mean it wasn't predictable during said season

>boreball spics trying to post in /nfl/
kek

I’m going to drink alcohol and watch MNF tonight because tomorrow is a holiday off work :)

>>151906309
Idk why aren’t you working at McDonalds incrementing the shareholder value of my stocks

>>151906193
What do you mean? He caught a huge break today. Now he won’t have a head coach who cares more about keeping his job than Dart’s health.

>>151906313
hockey is kino though, I'd go to my local regional hockey team's games before I would an NFL game. Cheaper, way more fun.

>>151906278
I want her to cheat on her husband with me. And while Mina and I are having hot breeding sex, her husband walks in, discovering our affair. Mina, lost in sexual pleasure and lust, doesn't even acknowledge his presence. With a final moan of ecstasy, my thick load is unleashed in Mina's fertile womb, her husband drops to his knees, my seed has been implanted.

>>151906294
Laugh at the NFL all you want but the fact some soccer player got his throat slit on the field during the game is proof the NFL could never be a sport for the barbaric

>Panamanian has better takes
Nu-nfl has fucked this country up

>>151906280
>The bills didn't play badly.
Didn't they fumble the ball like 4 times?

@grok what's the average african admixture of people from panama

>>151906280
I'll be the first to admit that the Pats have a babby schedule, so there's no real "season spoiler" in terms of clinching the AFC. That being said, they said the same thing with the Bills, which was the first real challenge. Either way, we shall see. See you in January, bitch boy.

my bills :(

>>151906246
Athletes have been doing Trump dances for awhile, nothing that new. They are rich and they don't like taxes lol. The people complaining don't watch, they skim social media looking for shit to get mad at.

>>151906278
>>151906328
I'm indian btw.

>>151906322
Why are you on /nfl/?

>>151906330
>i must defend my spic brothers o algo
dirty mexcrement

>>151906329
>some soccer player got his throat slit on the field during the game
What?

>>151906328
>fertile
Nice kek. That grandmother has been barren for years.

>already won my fantasy match so I can watch MNF stress free
Feels good man

>brown people mad about Football's Dominance
every time

>>151906328
>wanting to cuck someone

Degenerate fuck. I'd only have consensual sex with 'ynthia after being assured that she was single beforehand. My moral compass is firm on the matter

>>151906331
Bills had 1 INT and 2 fumbles, Dolphins had 2 INT 0 fumbles

>>151906346
Nana Kwame Abraham, just happened last week

>>151906250
Yeah, in 20 years, alongside legends like Joe Buck, as an announcer, for an outstanding career with his long time partner(in the booth and in the bedroom) Jac Collinsworth

>>151906354
I love how she spent that entire show trying to hide her FAT cameltoe

>>151906331
I don't think so? I don't remember that many. The first play of the game was Tua throwing a pick. The bills started out strong and tried their best, they were just outplayed across the field. If they played like ass I'd say it because fuck the bills. But the Phins beat them and the refs soundly yesterday and that shouldn't be ignored. Not saying the phins are going to the owl kek they aren't making it in the offs but that is a dangerous team who is actually trying to win now.
>>151906337
>I didn't watch the pats/phins game earlier in the season
Yeah you made that very clear.
>>151906345
...to talk about the phins?
Why aren't you on discord where you belong?

>>151906339
The “people” complaining aren’t even people. In a just world they would all be rounded up and brought to a meat processing plant where they could be ground up into sausage which would then be freely given to feed all those supposedly starving EBT recipients

>>151906363
>i hate the NFL but i'm here to talk about an NFL game
>dirty miamispic
sure thing paco

>>151906362
prove it.

>>151906328
>>151906266
h-hot

Did you know a massive chunk of latin america has jewish blood? Jews pretended to convert and then all went to latin america and raped the natives to create hispanics.

I just thought that was an interesting fact, not only are they triracial they also fail non-jewish checks as a peoples

>>151906369
When did I say I hated the nfl? I said my local regional hockey team is enjoyable and hockey is enjoyable. Are you retarded or just a tranny?

>>151906377
>When did I say I hated the nfl?

>>151906322
>I'd go to my local regional hockey team's games before I would an NFL game
dumb spic nigger

>>151906370
It's /nfl/ lore that she knew exactly what she was doing with this outfit

>>151906309
>muh iq
kwab

>>151906363
>I didn't watch the pats/phins game earlier in the season
I did, but I was drunk at the time, admittedly. Not trying to cop out, I watched most Pats game drunk, but I've been cutting back. The only real game I remember is the Stoolers game, when Rhamondre fumbled it like 3 fucking times like a complete retard and cost us the game. Like I said, we shall see if your ass can cash the check come January.

>>151906380
So you're a retarded tranny, got it.
>>151906385
Keep that energy you're going to need it for your long ass season that ends abruptly. Go back and watch your team having to beg for ref help to beat a broken and demoralized Phins. You may take some of that bass out your voice, zesty one.

it's going to be hilarious when burrow comes back and plays worse than flacco

If you live here and you speak English you're a cuckold.
If you live here and post on 4chan you're a cuckold.
Think about it
>Live in a complete iberophone bubble, you literally NEVER need to speak anything except mexican or brazilian
the only reason you'd ever learn english is because you desperately want to escape your own people and culture, either physically (immigrating) or virtually (posting on english websites like 4chan instead of your own imageboards)

>b-but muh jobs o algo
That's only an excuse for firsties
These countries don't have economies beyond menial labor, you're not going to learn English selling bananas on the beach

If you live here and you speak English you're a cuckold.
If you live here and post on 4chan you're a cuckold.
Think about it
>Live in a complete iberophone bubble, you literally NEVER need to speak anything except mexican or brazilian
the only reason you'd ever learn english is because you desperately want to escape your own people and culture, either physically (immigrating) or virtually (posting on english websites like 4chan instead of your own imageboards)

>b-but muh jobs o algo
That's only an excuse for firsties
These countries don't have economies beyond menial labor, you're not going to learn English selling bananas on the beach

>FANBASES WHO ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOOOOONG SEASON OF MISERY
>CHIEFS
>PATRIOTS

anyone else missing?

I have a feeling there are racists here....

>>151906404
Titans
Colts
Jags
Texans

>>151906265
>brady and manning more often than not were not the MVPs
brady and manning combined for 8 MVPs. now I'm pretty bad at math but im pretty sure 8 is less than half of 20 and they definitely weren't the odds favorites for all 16 games of their respective seasons.
>14-2 and 13-3 teams would get upset all the time
yeah you dumb bitch there were upsets every week. do you expect there to not be a team this year with a similar record or what the fuck is your point?

>>151906409
Where? I would like to tell them they are based.
>>151906411
Nah I don't think any of those fanbases are expecting their team to do shit. Patriots and Chiefs retards actually think their teams are going to even exist in the plofffs. Some even think they are owl bound. True delusion.

>>151906328
masturbating to this later while my packers play

>>151906370
you had to be there

>>151906409
You felt wrong. Racism is antisemitism and we do not tolerate it.

>>151906382
Yes but I want to see it.

>>151906348
>has been barren for years.
this is her 2 years ago

I'm adding eaglesposting to the haalandposting rotation since my igles make spics seethe like mad as well

>>151906432
The carton may be clean, but the eggs are cracked.

Are there even any Titans fans left? Why would you watch a franchise that is not only poverty, but also has a hysterical cunt owner that bleeds period blood at all times?

>>151906409
RACISTS could be here, he thought.

>>151906447
>igles make spics seethe
oh so we're just in fantasyland again got it
kek some of you on here have your own little headcanons and it is hilarious.

>>151906228
And I call it mental illness

>>151906460
>t. seething spic

>>151906448
shes raising a healthy white baby

>>151906466
Yeah we're quite aware you're brown anon you don't have to sign your posts.

>>151906458
What does he mean when he looks at a certain demographic of people like this?

>>151906454
I haven't watched a Titans game since Vrabel was fired but I still wear my Derrick Henry jersey when I play pickleball. Wish we had a boss bitch dommy mommy like the Colts instead of the retarded cunt running things now.

>>151906470
What white family did she steal it from?

>>151906460
senooooooor

>>151906475
The most entertaining Titans game this season is when Vrabel returned with the Pats and they started cheering his name kek

Somebody make a new thread. It's time for a new thread to be made. This thread is done now. We can't stay in this thread any longer. It's over for the current thread

spics HATE white states like PA
and the spic coast has a massive inferiority complex to the vastly superior east coast where they take their marching orders from

>>151906458
fix your vpn lol

>>151906489
>rural = philly
kek
white people don't like philly, white people don't like the eagles, this playground games you guys are doing like anyone with a brain would buy it is hilarious. Eagles are a brown team. Doesn't matter what kind of brown, its still brown.

>>151906473
No idea

hey guys, FinsCHAD, this is a reminder to call out any Buffalo fag that ever complains about le refGODS

Genny been a bit crazy lately

Baking!

>>151906557
>those two doin the "oh he cute" as he dances by
based

>>151906547
I think it's a guy named Roman but can't prove it yet

Which NFL team grants you the most White People Points for supporting them?

>>151906547
I think it's a guy named Alejandro Chikaner but can't prove it yet

>>151906596
Bucs.

>>151906596
Why do you ask, Rajesh?

>>151906596
none anymore :(
>>151906607
KEK

>>151906596
Bills

>>151906609
You for attracting sexing the vgin

>>151906621
he said MOST white people points, anon.
This isn't 50 years ago.

>>151906609
>projects that the person is brown
>trying to score WPP's by hating on jeets
senooooooor i know what you are

Bake a new thread or im gonna make it a very gay one

>>151906596
the shield

Tom Brady is a Symbol of White Supremacy and MUST be torn down metaphorically speaking by a brown mongrel qb