Thread 151932925

previously on /mlb/
>>151924787

doyerpacos literally reek like shit kek

D O Y E R S
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my pet doyerpaco just shit on my carpet. I think I ass fucked him too hard earlier

dodgers

Doyerpacos literally never stop thinking about poodrepacos. As an outside observer it's something to see

Let us be honest. Let us be fucking honest. Us Doyerbros have been ABUSED in this genny for the entire year.
We deserve to enjoy it this time around.

Cubgers?

Uh so how do you stop the Dodgers from three-peating?

>>151932978
cubs got this

>>151932976
This! Can't you see we have been hurting all year!?

>>151932978
It's simple, we uh.. let them.

Dodgers

>>151932978
Pay your players.

>>151932998
You've never known true joy until you've used one of those icy cold, with your boys, or true pain until you've done the same with volcanic hot spray.

>>151932976
All white doyerpacos will be allowed to celebrate. That seems fair to me.

Yankees.

doyers

Itt

>>151933127
>Sad Canadians
yes... YES!!!!

already ready for next season

Doyers

>>151933157
>tanner scott and michael kopech beat up jays

>>151932977
I think so

kek doyerpacos

>>151933131
Projection

Cangrejeros won that game.

what winter ball can I watch before spring training/WBC starts?

>>151933226
Banana ball

marinahs

Buxton might be open to being traded

https://x.com/MLBDeadlineNews/status/1988602188873318813

>>151932925 (OP)
My pirates (:

>>151933273
someone fuck this guy

>>151933127
>I BET ON US, YO-ACK!

>>151933127
it's just nice to see them celebrating

imagine simping for a dog kek

>>151933316
Its a cute doggy tho

>>151933316
KEK you simp for women

>>151933226
LIDOM and the Roberto Clemente League.

>>151933127
>that faggot packing up the c*nadaian flag
Fuck canada

>>151933359
They don't respect flags

still triggered by decoy kek

>>151933226
NFL and college football

>>151933328
>>151933331
>>151933392
you want to fuck the dog lmao

>>151933420
Decoy absolutely knotted this mans mind.

>>151933420
autistic poodrepaco still seething and grasping at straws kek

>>151932978
Rape em. Anally, orally don’t matter to me just tape the bastards.

So the scuttlebutt is that the cubbies are going to sign one of the top pitchers. In recent years Jed makes it obvious to beat reporters that they won’t be players at the top of the market, and that isn’t the case this year.

Still, I’m skeptical because they had great “interest” in Fried last year and they gawked at the price pretty early and removed themselves from the bidding process.

Hopefully they get one of them, they need it. Bad

buckbroken by a dog

>>151933444
how did this gay shit score diggies

>>151933456
It’s not gay if it’s against their will. It’s dominance.

Darshit ded lmao.

>>151933452
thought you guys were trying to trade for Gore

When do they announce Ohtani's MVP?

>>151933475

Tomorrow.

Doggies gottem seething!

>>151933316
>>151933331
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER SEXY GIRLS AND CUTE DOGS ARE THE CORNER STONE OF DODGER FANDOM! YANKEES HAVE TO COMPENSATE WITH AI, LEAFS USE AD HOMINEM, AND EVERYONE HAVE NOTHING

>>151932978
mets
stearns will actually be cooking this year now that he knows dumpster diving doesn't work

>>151933505
BUTTFUCK A CANUCK

>>151933511
Mets got raped last year it will happen again if they even make the playoffs LMAO

>>151933511
Ock kinda looks like he could be Lindor’s long lost middle eastern cousin or something

i'd 100% simp for decoy. he's worth it

HOS AIN'T WORTH IT

>>151933545
you don't mean that!!

>>151933452
Hopefully they get super AIDS, they need it. Bad

>>151932925 (OP)
You know, I used to spend a lot of time downtown before it all went to shit again (thanks covid. also, round up all druggies and mentally ill and put them in an internment camp PLEASE).
Anyway, there was a shitty japanese taco shop that advertised chicken that "tastes like Lexus." Ate there a few times while out and about because, well, you can't pass up a sign like that. It was pretty tasty. Think that place shut down (just like every fledgling business did in the subsequent years). Thanks for reading my blog, go Dodgers, sell the team Arte, and I repeat, SEND ALL DRUGGIES AND MENTALLY ILL TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS PLEASE.

>>151933579
Yesavage and clement are kinda mid

>>151933613
Idk about yesavage but ho on tiktok and search Ernie Clement and you will find an entire catalog of girls thirsting over him

>>151932976
I'll be honest: the regular season sucked dick and watching the Dodgers was not fun for a solid 3 months straight. Like fine, great, another world series title. But it sure wasn't fun to watch the team in June/July/August. I will not look back on 2025 fondly.

>>151933505
Um, ackshually, we have 27 world championships, dozens of hall of famers, play in the best city in the world, and are featured on the hit sitcom Seinfeld.

>>151933634
>featured on the hit sitcom Seinfeld.
...in season 8

>>151933579
women are so gay frfr

>>151933579
just reminded me of that one mentally ill girl that thought she had some kind of connection to Bo Bichette

>>151933593
now i might try to find it

>>151933464
I wouldn’t be surprised if they did both, Shōta is probably gone. Their rotation is thin-ish and it’s obvious the way to compete is to stack your roster with as many good pitchers you can

>>151933661
>he didn't see Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts

>>151933587
Why would you even say this? Such an asshat.

>>151933705
they actually asked him to be in that episode but he declined.

>>151933697
it would make the whole Tucker rental even weirder to me if they get Gore and another high-end pitcher in fa.

>>151933672
I'd like to meet a mentally ill girl that crushes over baseball players. How do I meet them

>>151933764

they aren't as fun as you'd imagine sadly

>>151933764
she wasn't a looker and seemed overweight also. it was actually pretty sad.

>>151933693
like i said, i think it shut down but it was in little tokyo. https://www.yelp.com/biz/la-chicken-los-angeles

winky spotted

>>151933797
>scrolling 2010 yelp reviews
>filled with nostalgia
>wondering where it all went wrong

>>151933835
I summoned him with talk of mentally ill women
>>151933782
I'm not too high on the totem pole myself

>>151933579
But those are all men. Are women gay or something?

guh...

>>151933849

totem poles actually went the opposite way we think of them contemporarily

>>151933760
Yeah understandable, I think where the Cubs are at is that their payroll is going to sit around $240-250m (that might even be over estimating it, I fucking hope not) and it probably doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in their eyes to allocate $35-45m on one player if that’s their budget. And I think they really like one of their internal options for the corner outfield spot and DH.


If I’m being realistic they’re probably going to whiff on all the top SP but a trade for Gore/Cabrera and one of their second tier guys like Woodruff or King seems like the most realistic option

>>151933873
It's the white man's burden to improve exotic cultures, sorry

Stoveminders, temperature and status of the stove please.

>>151933797
oh ok......

>>151933797
I honestly had no idea

>>151933797
my bad

>>151933889
She's given it all she's go', suh

for dodgerchads only... https://youtu.be/digQmLYJdi8

>>151933797
I didn't know..

>>151933924
based

>>151933757
The more you know. I swear I saw him dunking a donut at Dinky Donuts. I also forgot about Elaine wearing gloryhole hat at Yankee Stadium.

>>151933880
hopefully you won't be too disappointed, but I wouldn't trust them.

>>151932671
https://www.redbubble.com/i/hat/Gawr-Gura-Please-Be-Patient-Hololive-by-Gawrgura/84438764.FACOX

>>151933968
Thank you. And yeah I know I shouldn’t trust them but I can’t help it. If they don’t improve on this roster that just won 92 games then it’s actually so over kek

for me it's this deal right here

>>151934009
Did you get a Mcrib?

Just shell out for Imai, pay whatever it takes. He’s 27 and he’s got swag

always thought the McRib looked a bit grim so I never bothered with it

>>151934009
>ba da ba da daaaaa
>i'm lovin' it!!!

>>151934037
I’ve never had one. I will try it someday…shamrock shake as well..

>>151934009
nice of them to keep the homeless alive. pay a buck for small drink and a large fry and you can survive til december

>>151934037
>>151934064
personally, you have to put mustard on it

>>151934037
it's not really that good and it's worse slop than I remember. but my high school used to get good club rolls from bakeries in westchester; steak-um and rib-b-q lunch days were dank.
>>151934064
shamrock shake is legit.

>>151934089
I put mustard in most of my sandwiches desu

>>151934108
Many people are saying this

what's the purpose of umpires if we've already got the technology to instantly show strikes and balls on tv? why not just use that stuff?

Someone swirly this dork.

somebody wedgie this dingus

who/what would hand the catcher the new balls if umpies weren't there though

>>151934228
I used to have high hopes for Grove

>>151934182
Umpires serve important purposes, like getting the calls wrong and then ejecting players when their feelings get hurt

>>151934276
We call it, “the human element”
The players themselves aren’t human, only the umpires

>>151934209
id like to have a dog run it out to the pitcher

>>151934037
It’s alright. Just not worth the 6 dollars

>>151934313
you back home lad?

>>151934337
yeah, went back for a week or two
havent got a flight back to sydney booked yet

>>151932925 (OP)
Guess i know which hotel to avoid when i visit LA

>>151932925 (OP)
Ichiro > Matsui >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Roidtani

>>151934427
love the 'ners, love the 'lot, love 'tani simple as

Mariners btw!

>>151934276
Exactly, it’s kinosovl.

>>151934449
>>151934440
epicsauce

>>151934287
Unironically this is why I like abs better than full robos. Cause players get calls wrong too.

>>151934427
we've had at least 3 Matsui's play in mlb and if you combined all their accomplishments on top of Ichiro's they'd still fall short of Ohtani. Sad!

>>151934469
I don’t think players are going to challenge the borderline calls unless they’re in really high leverage spots. It’s just for the one or two times a game when the umps have a brain fart

>>151934486
Some of them are def too cocky to let close ones go tho lol. We are gonna see some funny shit for sure.

Imagine being a fan of another man miss me wit dat

>>151934561
timmies seething

>>151934064
The McRib is great. The Shamrock Shake is not. Maybe it was just the one I tried, but I tried it once and it was so gross I didn't even finish it.

>>151934228
Going to miss Benny Biceps. He really stepped up for us when we needed him.

>>151934493
Yeah some players are definitely going to chimp and waste their challenges on a meaningless call, YJK

Livvy’s other bf mogs degoy

>buckbroken by a dog
cried

doyerpacos be like BWC is a human right!

I broke my two day sobriety today

>>151934561
haha

>>151934735
one day at a time anon

>>151934728
Yeah big white cunny

>>151934723
You just know decoy ain’t gettin any from mamiko tho

>>151934750
For Asian boys!

>>151934735
I'm breaking like a week or whatever sobriety so no biggie.

>>151934766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_yhrl4Uqic

cant wait for a one seat ride to watch our doyers at petco park!

this is nuts
spics are all child rapists

bark bark!

>>151934798
Damn doyerpacos, there’s plenty of BWC to go around. no need to be so aggressive

>>151934707
nah, decoy is cuter.

decoy cucks literally have no life kek

>>151934921
seethe more faggot lol

>>151934886
I’m just stirrin the pot waiting for the stove to turn on dawg

Is Skubal leaving my tigs or getting signed to a mega deal?

Stove is going to be cold for a while no one signs in November, mlb is so gay with how long the free agency lasts.

>>151934921
dodgers won
ohtani won
decoy won
you lost kek

>>151934921
This revved them up but you’re right

decoychads stay winning

still buckbroken by a dog kek

>>151934933
>>151934956
>>151934956
>>151934965
>>151934985
kys

>>151935016
still autistic, still seething, still lost KEK

I’ve stayed out of this but i realized it is pretty odd how obsessed with a dog some doyerpacos are. But I guess they’re doing it now to make people “seethe”

It’s better than that shark girl they kept posting

>>151935016
No need to be so ruff

>>151935025
you're the one seething every time I post ;)

decoy on em!

Do you guys think the Orioles could bounce back? What’s the sitch with their new owner? He no spendy?

>>151935045
Never post an emoticon that’s a dead giveaway that you’re seething esp this time of night it’s a common thing

>>151935029
I only post decoy because it triggers the autistic poodrepaco kek

>>151935052
Like why the hell aren’t they playas for Valdez or Cease?

>>151935029
Based griller

what shark girl?

>>151933632
>I will not look back on 2025 fondly.
Understandable anon but are you not imbued with a sense of hope, perhaps a greater understanding of our game in the modern era? The trials and tribulations which can lead to the highest success?

>>151935067
Idk if it’s a poodrepaco but yes if anyone told me to stop posting something or complained about it I would 100% go out of my way to post it more

oh, you like dogs?

>>151934792
Ya got the wrong guy!

>>151935077
Spy Kids fans are so dismissive of RR's other fine pictures.

anyone else here cubger?

>>151934037
pork prices dip below a certain threshold and it becomes financially viable for mcdonalds to offer a pork sandwich. that's the only reason it exists

that said it's the lowest quality meat they can get cobbled together to appear like ribs. I've never been happy I've ordered one.

who yougot now?

>>151935197
I made this. surprised it still gets posted.

>>151935216
I don't want them to fight :(

>>151935219
it's pretty good I think

>>151935237
I also made this one at some anon's request

>>151934208
do you kiss your dog with that mouth?

>>151934561
If white players did that, there'd be a massive media circus and anyone involved would have his career destroyed, but when le wholesome japerinos do it, nobody cares.

you're right, I don't care

>>151935276
You can rest easy now since Pete is allowed to be in the hall

soulless: >>151934561
soul:

way to kill the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrDacPNWBGA

How mad are the Braves that they let go one of the best clutch hitters of our generation?

>>151935372
he hasn't lost in a world series

Cubbies got the hot hand?

>>151935372
their fans were saying he wasn't very clutch so I'm sure they're feeling fine

>>151935372

Freddie Freeman has performed 1 WAR better than Matt Olson has since 2022.

I did not photoshop Adam Friedland into these screencaps btw

>>151935365
:(

>>151935465
RIP catman

gn mariners nation

amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRdmmUaWCzE

>>151935596
HE CUTE

>>151934742
That feeling when you realized you will never be Japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrHTT2IEKpE

Dodgers vs Blue Jays game 7.

>>151935582
ohtani saved us

the fuck?

Kek whitoids

>>151935955
Primate Chimp Apestrong

go jays go

>>151936073
>alejandro kek

Padres???

https://youtu.be/UXqgyUWLAI4?list=PLC5yADvFOtkw6LvGhwOobcZQq9FhmQC7s&t=142

>>151935372
It's not like it was their fault. They literally got fucked over by Freddie's agent just so his agent could force him to go to LA

gm

Hrrk..

>>151936535
Fill-em~

blow gays blow

Morning y'all.

We need nu tho

We need nu tho

rockies

>>151936716
kek seeth ya bitch

>>151936716
Many are saying this

>>151936716
Get ya azz split sayin dat round here