Damn, T'au look like THAT?!
>Oh my god, mediocre softcore porn? I MUST spam /tg/ with this IMMEDIATELY!
>>95861738This dude gets mad on the internet
>>95861736 (OP)Looks like a Dunmer.
No anon, they don't look like that at all. The tits are a LOT bigger.
>>95861755>>95861742>>95861736 (OP)>Spams the same shitty artwork every week>Never contributes anything to tg besides coomer fantasies.>People on tg don't like me! Must be those damn puritans!Don't you have a Discord server to ping to spam tg some more?
No, they have flat chest with no nips because they aren't mammals. I think Tau feed their young like birds. I think one of the designers described their evolutionary history as "what if sheep had evolved from something other than a mammal?" Wonder why the Roman Shower coomers haven't got to them yet...
>>95861942I wish we had a legit Tau-autist that would counter-spam these blueberry-faggots.
Not a Tau-fan myself, but just hate these coombrained retards on principle.
>>95861736 (OP)>GUYS! FANTASY RACE XYZ IS SO HOT I WANNA KISS THEM!>what makes them so appealing?>well you see, they look exactly like a generic human super model does but with one small specific physical feature missing/added>as you can see I have very exotic tastes!Reminder 99% of fantasy races are uninspired trash and have no justification for existing.
What's with the Tau fetishism going on lately? There is practically a coom thread about them at all times with the same images and responses
>>95862071The normies have (finally) moved on from D&D. I am so sorry, 40k fans.
>>95862061>>95862076tg is 40kg country, boy!
>>95862033>Why do people find hot women attractive? Gee I wonder why? maybe you're the odd one out if you want to fuck dolphins or horses over actual humans.
>>95862071It's been going on for more than a year, you know it's the same people because they reuse arguments and share the same fetishes (hyper in this case).
>>95862071I'm new to 40k and think T'au are interesting. I will keep horny posting until I absorb all of their lore through osmosis instead of actually reading.
>>95862081He didn't ask why people find hot women attractive. He asked why people pretend they have exotic preferences when what they're lusting over is a conventionally hot woman.
>>95862262The first thing you should learn about the "lore" is that they don't look like that
I like fat blueberry titties but I hate these threads.
What's the best Tau nose shape?
>Y
>>95862322>they don't look like thatMmm... nah.
>>95861736 (OP)I approve of their caste system. Racial hierarchy and the acknowledgement of the superiority of more developed people is an obvious necessity in any sort of multiracial empire. However, they aren't human, which means they ought to be exterminated.
>>95862337>However, they aren't humanNeither are you, Ranjesh
>>95861736 (OP)Water caste propaganda is nabbing imperium coomers away?
Slaaneshi cults are inevitable at this point.
>>95861736 (OP)I always welcome Tau coomer posting. Only redeeming feature of the faction.
>>95862347I am not Indian, the Hindu caste system is not a good example of one either as it obviously failed to prevent the backslide of their race into Dravidian barbarism.
>>95861942This looks like an artwork from a card game.
>>95862336It's not up to you. You've already absorbed the lore. You are now aware that your retarded headcanon is wrong, no matter how hard you try to deny it
>>95861957>No, they have flat chest with no nips because they aren't mammals.
>>95861736 (OP)Part of me want to have cute T'au girls, but I also really want black ops T'au instead. Kind of a bummer.
Doesn't matter if T'au girls are cute or not, we have Gue'vesa
>>95862324You're a curious case.
>would like to get into tau
>don't want to be seen as a deviant
Is there a part of army that is less... coomy?
>>95863674I genuinely don't understand you anon. Tau aren't coomy, non-canon fanart won't change that. If you show up to the store with a Tau army ready to play literally 0 people are going to think that. A thread on /tg/ is "ruining" the reputation of all 5 Tau players. This is a silly concern and you are a silly person.
Krekkov drew them nicely but he's a pedo, so I prefer the guy who copped his style, whatever his name is. The one who draws them with ridiculously large tits, and gives them fiery eyes.
Theyโve got the Innsmouth Look. I donโt respect coomers because they only deal with fanfic fantasy and never reality.
>>95863723>but he's a pedoI think he's just a fag
>inb4 "what's the difference"The other guys does a good job aping him, I agree.
>>95863149Is that from the same Uplifting Primer that said Orks have brittle bones made of wood because they're partly plant-based and Eldar technology is hopelessly backwards?
>>95863698>another pedo artistWhat is it about 40K that attracts pedophiles?
>>95863739What's pedo about him? I just looked through his patreon and I don't know what you're on about.
>>95863777Check his liked Pixiv tags my man
>>95863737THE T'AU'VA WILL IT!
>>95861736 (OP)No, they look like this.
>>95862081It's MtG country newfag.
>>95861736 (OP)>>95863639>>95863728>>95863777Don't be distracted by them big 'ol xeno-tiddies, they're meant to hypnotise you and enslave yo' ass. Granted, fucking the blueberry nose hole will have you smiling all the way to the state mandated castration bus, but think of the long term.
>>95865099Why would they remove the best means of controlling you?
>>95865099Do tau canonically even have tits?
>>95865155These earth caste bitches have me running wild.
>>95865155>>95865375Damn it, we need cute Sororitas pinups ITT stat! Where the hell are the Most Noble Order of the Imperial Cheesecake when you need them?
How effective should Water Caste Intelligence be?
>>95865467Do water caste run intelligence gathering operations? I knew they were diplomats but I thought scouting was left to the Fire caste.
>>95865467The Tau have to manage a multicultural, multi-species empire against a formidable foe in the Imperium. They better be good at it.
>>95863724To deal with the reality of it implies they are real, which they are not.
>>95865399Lobotomized and servitorized Iโm afraid. High cleric Assholius III of the Joy Abstinence holy order declared that lusting over anything other than the human spirit, like the human flesh, is now considered high treason and heretical. Furthermore any physical representation of the human form is to be burned away, and any creator of such foul prospects will receive the highest punishment.
Also all men are required to wear a hijab. Women have to wear a double hijab.
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Tao must be exterminated without discretion.
>>95861738This barely rises to the level of a pinup, let alone softcore porn. Softcore at least shows nips.
>>95866520To some people, an image simply featuring a female is porn.
So how come some tau have a slit for a nose but others have a more โYโ shape? Is it just caste differences?
>>95867818Gender difference
Men have vertical slit, women have Y
Didn't they teach you this back in the Sept education center?
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Leave our women alone.
>>95867838โSeptโ? I didnโt shatter the gods themselves and sleep for 60 million years for this kind of bullshit
>>95866520Do Tau even have nipples?
I can understand tits as a secondary sex characteristic for the purpose of attracting mates for non-mamalian life forms, but nipples are a different matter.
>>95865029tf why did they give her lip filler. Without a shaved head she's not too different from from a lot of fan art (aside from the like torso sized tits)
>>95861971farsight is actually described as a viorlan gray
>>95865467these are sick
>>95862329the y denotes gender!!
>>95861942This dude gets mad on the internet
fight for the greater good
>>95868503Greater good(s).
>>95862329I hate the anime coomer art I want detailed coomer art in this style.
>>95861736 (OP)If you truly wanted to impress me with tau coomer art, you'd find the sauce for that one hyperspecific image from the following video at the following timestamp
https://youtu.be/kRlwTplnO9c?si=9FvqI0qsc-0ynaQG&t=1072
Return either with your shield or on it, anon.
>>95862912Female space marines are canon too, right? :)
>>95865071>My Abbadon the Black enters, forcing you to sacrifice your Rainbow DashWhat's the difference?
>>95868570Mossa is the best 40k coom artist if you are looking for that
The fact he makes realistic proportions and has a artstyle that fits the setting even minimally so already puts him miles above all his contemporaries, call him a nonce all you like but no one can deny that
>>95868619Post a screengrab I don't have juicetube account
>>95867930They are mammalian-esque so they probably lactate.
>>95867930Tau are suspected to be bovine by imperial scientists.
>>95865399AND SUMMON THE MECHANICUS!
>>95866057>High cleric Assholius III of the Joy Abstinence holy orderMan fuck those guys, possibly literally...
>>95861971>literally just a noseless asianYou're just proving the anime depiction right, it's just a matter of artstyle.
>>95862322>pretend they have exotic preferences?
The only person talking about "exotic" preferences are furry/scaly faggots.
The term "blue-skinned space babe" or "green-skinned space babe" doesn't imply "exotic preferences" at all.
>>95862329>tau are all ugly now look at this average looking old woman without a nose! See how ugly they are?Every time people post realistic tau it just makes the anime tau more plausible.
>>95863793>Pixiv tagsso nothing illegal or immoral?
Since that site doesn't allow anything actually bad.
>>95866098The Tao somewhat ironically live more in line with the Emperors vision of the imperium than the actual imperium itself.
Let's see, Taus are supposed to have an average lifespan of 60 years; therefore, if you want Tau females like in the fan art, she should be under 30-35 years old. On the other hand, if you want Tau females like in the official art, I assume you're looking for those over 40.
>>95873087>30-35I won't use any tau over the age of 15. There's no laws against the tau, batman
>>95865399Repentia optimae sunt.
>>95872346Kill yourself ND
>>95869302Were it as simple as a screengrab, anon, I would already have it. Alas, this MOTHERFUCKER slowly panned over it, while it was overlaid with some post taken from one of these threads. I can't even download the fucking video to cut out a gif.
Thus, I come to you. Thus, I propose this challenge. Make a throwaway account and locate the sauce on this one singular tau pinup, and I swear an oath this day that nevermore will I shit on the Tau for any reason, even though they deserve it.
>>95874215You've spent more time trying to get us to click your faggy referral link than it would've taken to post the screenshot. I'd say your post falls under advertising/begging at tgis point
>>95868570>.t Contrarian Hipster
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>>95875222Tell me anon, is this single fragment of a faded-ass watermarkesque screenshot enough for you to go on? No? Then it's a waste of all of our time to bother posting.
>>95877994If you don't think it's enough to go off of then why would watching the video be worthwhile you fucking shill retard?
>>95878058Maybe because I timestamped the exact moment it comes onscreen so you need to watch five seconds at best? Do you not know how timestamps work, anon? They bring you to an exact place in a video, so you can watch only that part of it.
Why is this bitch always so sweaty?
>>95867873fire warrior 2 will have female protag
Tau 1
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>>95878277And she'll look like this.
>>95878329A Tau joined the Super Earth Armed Forces?
>>95872445I mean, it's child porn.
Which is illegal in most civilized countries, including Japan.
Tau 2
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>>95878362They need all the help they can get.
>>95878381then it wouldn't be on pixiv
>>95865772>multicultural multi-raceand yet we only see the blue titty women or the robots in their uniform.
If I go looking for Uighur style 'reeducation' camps in T'au space I wonder what I would find.
hopefully a lot of kroot bones
>>95878381Drawings aren't people.
>>95878467To be fair, drawings of actual kids is also illegal.
>>95878250>there's a 3D model of O'PaiFeels great, man.
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Slop thread
>>95878516>Actual KidsBecause at that point you're victimizing a real person, someone with human rights. Not the same as just some anime loli or whatever gross shit these intellectually deficient retards keep making me defend.
>>95878081And yet you just admitted it's not enough to go off of since the entirety of the image is seen here
>>9587799, meaning the only reason to click the link is to give your faggoty video a click.
>>95878660No idea how I fucked up that reply but I meant
>>95877994
Does Tau milk taste good?
>>95878381It's a cartoon drawing, it's not a real person. The only way it's noncery is if you apply human rights to cartoon drawings. Which is retarded.
>>95878740Aren't they evolved form some cow-fish hybrid thing? So I would assume it tastes like a mixture of unpasteurized milk and cod liver oil.
>>95878467>>95878531>>95878768If you enjoy looking at drawings of guys getting railed you're gay.
It's not that hard to make the connection.
Again, the coomers donโt try to beautify canon depictions of Tau, they just put out fetish art with blue skin and head markings. WG likes to uglify the hell out of characters in canon art (ie, Leleith who is supposed to be superlatively hot) so when they make Shadowsun look like THAT, ie, the only hint that sheโs a female character is the long hair, some tasteful correction is desirable. But if itโs just mega milk porn with blue skin I lose all interest.
>>95878381>illegalIf it was illegal pixiv would be blocked in the US you absolute retard.
>>95878881Your point being?
>>95878881Being a disgusting piece of shit is your human right so long as you don't infringe anyone else's to do it.
And no, knowing that thee are people who crank their hog to artistic depictions of crimes is not an infringement of your human rights.
>>95878986All he said was that the dude likes drawn child porn. Which, if youโre not a pedophile, you wouldnโt indulge yourself in normally and semi-openly.
>>95878977Just enslave tau and send them to pleasure worlds to be permanent courtesans and massage therapists (boys and girls alike)
>>95879014No, he said
>Which is illegal in most civilized countriesWhich is wrong and retarded. Pixiv doesn't host anything illegal. And he said that in response to someone saying "nothing illegal or immoral". Drawings of anything aren't immoral either.
>>95879066Milk quality drops when tau are under stress. The best milk comes from happy Tau.
>>95879111>join greater>the good
>>95879117GUE'LA CAN'T READ!
>>95878673...The image pans, anon. What do you misunderstand about that?
>>95879124I imagine the literacy rate of the imperium gotta vary a lot.
>>95879182In the Tau empire, everyone knows how to read.
>>95879067No, idiot.
This was my post
>>95878881I had no part in this discussion prior to this point.
Sure wanking to drawn CP is better than you filthy hogs actually assaulting children. You're still human waste and should rather seek therapy, though.
>>95878939>it's ok when we do it
Captured guardsmen being brutally farted to death by watercaste braaphogs.
Emperor save us.
>ignore cows
>acquire relics
>>95879111Tau are most happy when they are being bred by BIC
>>95879451Wish there were 3rd party minis of tau fire warriors and pathfinders like this. Maybe not exactly like this, I want them in their armour on the battlefield but all female big titty would be nice
>>95879595There are coom models, but I think they're all STLs you need to print yourself.
>>95879620I'll look some more but I've not seen them for the basic tau warrior
>>95861738Yes that is tradition on /tg/. We used to be a real board once.
>>95861738>getting mad about softcore porn on a tabletop gaming websiteISHYGDDT
>>95879152Then stitch it together, faggot. If you actually wanted a source you'd put in the legwork instead of trying to get us to click your shitty video.
>>95879850Right, yeah, cause I'd post a video from six years ago in hopes of giving it more clicks. You're demonstrating a lack of grey matter, anon.
If you want to tell me to fuck off, then be a man and say it straight. Don't hide behind a faulty accusation.
>>95879014If you draw lolicon, I think you are catering to pedophiles. If you fap to lolicon, I think you are a pedophile. Drawings are not children being touched, so you aren't committing a crime in any place that has even a basic semblance of artistic freedom.
Why the fuck is this thread still here, anyway? Nothing productive is occurring.
I kinda wish I'd painted my tau in the OG tau scheme instead of can OC scheme.
>>95880762why, I have full faith in your OC scheme being cool
>>95880642As opposed to what? Pointless world building thread #74837?
>>95880642The same could be said of puckee threads
>>95863739I think it might be that artists make more on commissions if they draw pedo (or other extreme fetishes), so you end up with a lot of artists that have pedo stuff in their catalog.
Explain why Tau exclusively attract fatfags and oversized tit fetishists. Why the fuck can Star Wars have normal porn of hot blue alien babes, but its all the way down deranged coomer shit for Tau.
>>95881453literally because one artist drew them like that first and was popular enough for it to become a trend
>>95881420Why is everyone who writes these kind of embarrassing captions so fucking bad at them
>>95881512Because they're mostly ESL.
>>95881453literally because of The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer and you should count yourself lucky that the fact that it mentions how much they fart is largely forgotten
pic unrelated but does note the similarity of genitals
>>95865483Well we know they run reeducation camps and civil control operations. So spy rings in foreign powers should not be to hard.
>>95878277I just hope we get to pilot a battlesuit this time and get to go wild with it. Like we find a downed battlesuit with its old pilot dead inside it. We drag the poor bastard out of the barely still moving suit and start flying around with our new toy. Even though both the arms and all of the weapons have been blown off the suit we have a earth cast nerd friend that helps us out with his repair drones and the bits and pieces of other downed battlesuits we find in the level that lets us fix up and upgrade our suit so we can take on space marines without having to man fight them face to face like the last protagonist had to.
>>95878805We only call them fish because they are blue. When someone calls a Tau a fish you are supposed to know that means that person is a fool you can ignore without problem. The Tau appear to be entirely mammals.
Rape the Tau
Rape them nau
>>95879182Being able to read may soon be a lost form of culture and technology that the vast majority of humanity other than the top authorities can not achieve anymore. Just one more thing humanity is soon to lose in its long decline under the imperium of man and the god emperor of mankind.
>>95881699It's probably a lot harder when your main adversary is a highly xenophobic empire that kills aliens on sight, your other main.adversary is comprised entirely of psykers that can instantly tell when you're lying, and everything else just wants to kill you.
>>95881063>secondary coomers hate worldbuildingI am not even surprised.
>>95878939but that's just the mini being shit, official art of her looks nothing like it
>>95881628>it's over Taufags, I've depicted myself as the chad and you as the basedjak!I like that this is literally canon and has been before chads and basedjaks were even a thing
>>95881943They've got the right idea, all those threads are is people talking past each other sharing ideas and snippets of work no one else cares about. It's as masturbatory as these coomer tau threads, just with fewer tits getting posted.
>>95882317>and has been before chads and basedjaks were even a thingChads and soijaks are a modern expression of an ancient meme, retard. The one you posted is specifically a riff on old WW2 propaganda about the difference between Chinese (the good asian of the era) and Japanese (the bad, smelly evil one)
>>95882469didn't say nor imply it was a modern phenomenon, retard.
>>95882510>has been before chads and basedjaks were even a thingThat's certainly a hell of an implication right there, faglicker.
>>95882510This was the ancients of Babylon mocking those without beards as nothing more than baby faces and femboy wannabe women doesn't it?
>>95880642It's a mod thread.
>>95881628>Uplifting Primer is Imperial propaganda>this other piece of Imperial propaganda is the real canon
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She loves to joke about how I forced her to do it when she was a prisoner on my ship. However, my version of events is that, yes, I did hint at some things to scare her, and she took them very seriously.
And about penetrating her nose or threatening to penetrate her eye sockets, don't believe her; they're just exaggerations.
We're currently expecting our first litter of babies. Sometimes I milk her and drink her milk.
oh you like that, huh gue'vasa?
Milk comes from there.
>That's kind of hot
OH
MY GREATER GOOD
>>95886274>implying Tau ladies would get offended
But Por'O, I'm bored of grossly overinflated bimbo cows, and frankly I was never attracted to them in the first place. On an unrelated note, there's an old saying on our world; "Thou shalt keep thy self wary of the most forbidden tomboy, for surely a greater temptress of thine allegiance exists not."
>>95886522Por'Saal, the T'au produce the diplomats that are needed, not the ones it's workers want. Gue'la are enraptured by fat blue titties, it is known. Report to Fio'Vre O'pai for re-education.
>Childhood Best Friend became a sister
>Get Got by Tau girl
>She's as great as your Childhood best friend
>Childhood Best Friend comes back to get you back
Which way, Guardsman?
>>95886562Actually, Water Caste who are going into the Imperium Relations track probably have to go through a total immersion program and produce graduates who look exactly like Administratum agents but with blue skin.
>>95887880I have a flashback and remember the advise my gigachad company sergeant who was transferred from a death world Regiment and marry them both and have as many children as possible to ensure at least some aren't eaten by wildlife.
>>95887914The Emperor shines on this man.
>>95885851accurate, down to the smug atheist subplot
these Tau babes are kinda hot but foot fetish keeps me loyal to Imperium
>gross hooves
>>95882432I have actually used mashed up ideas from world building and "why does x?" threads in RPGs, which makes them at least as useful as rules threads, cool image threads, and "I hate my DM/group story time" threads.
Coomer and political threads can be fun, but have no practical value unless you are doing ERPs or are trying to fit in with the alt-right crowd
>Tau Supremacy pilot gf
>got the job because it's the only cockpit she can fit into
>>95879067He never said that.
Not to stop your circlejerk, but considering this is a blue board, where the fuck do you people work that the shit in this thread is considered "work safe"?
>>95891545Because it's not " " " " technically " " " " pornographic.
Is there a rumor amongst the Tau about how sexually hyper-aggressive humans are, sort of like how Kroot will eat you, etc? Is there a prison-rape meme the Fire Caste pass around what happens to you if you get taken prisoner?
>>95891574>technicallyThere's no technicality at all. It's not porn, period. Unless of course your definition of porn is "picture of attractive woman."
>>95891625Pretty sure they're pulling your leg, since the gue'la don't take prisoners from alien races.
>>95891834I'm pretty sure a "picture of an attractive woman" is defined as CP these days. Especially if they have large breasts.
>>95891545>Not to stop your circlejerk, but considering this is a blue board, where the fuck do you people work that the shit in this thread is considered "work safe"?Where do you work that any part of 4chan can be considered "work safe"?
>>95891863Correct, they don't take prisoners. They take concubines.
>>95892412How many blueberry wives is a Guardsman allowed?
>>95892528How many do you have?
>>95861736 (OP)They don't but I also don't really care what GW thinks. They thought bringing primarchs back was heckin epicerino, after all.
>>95894026The audience was asking for it for decades, newfag.
>>95861738>getting this many (you)sThey are the same disease exists on /v/ where the high quality game are only porn games or smut games or anime girl games but if you like anything else /v/ calls it slop
>>95894591It is the duty of every creative to ignore the retarded audience when they ask for shit like this.
>>95894591That doesn't mean it was a good idea and I say this as someone who was one of those kids who thought it's be bad-ass to field a primarch.
>>95891545>>95891574bro how fucking new are you holy shit
go the fuck back or earn your promotion for browsing 4chan during work
>>95894026I would clap like an American if they released miniatures of Primarch Perturabo (if he has a good sculpt unlike the HH one, No-Nails Loyalist Angron in the white and blue WE colours or Khorne Demon Primarch Sanguinious as what-ifs from the warp.
>>95894793>>95894796But it is the job of any business to do what makes money. When the people who preorder shit and interact on their official media portals tell them what they want, they're not wrong to set good taste aside and pander.
Enshitifcation of everything you love is an inevitability.
>>95894922>they're not wrong to set good taste aside and pander.They are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goose_that_Laid_the_Golden_Eggs
>>95894987>GW profits are going up since story went full retard.You seem to misunderstand the parable you linked to.
Big robot and big titties, best combination.
Okay at this point I donโt believe that any of these people are actually attracted to this art; theyโre just posting it for attention. Zoomer behavior basically.
>>95895656You are mistaken.
>>95894591For even longer they've been asking for female space marines and for the game to be good, but those requests haven't been answered ever.
>>95894898And this is why GW will continue to shit down marinepiggy throats and you'll continue to gleefully tell them it's the tastiest chocolate you've ever eaten. Hope you enjoy rebuying your entire army for the 5th time
>>95894591I'm glad you consent to female space marines and trans-positive sisters of battle then, retard.
>>95896808I don't even play marines anon, I just think those could be fun
Wait, is 'Tau' just a portmanteau of 'tit-cow'?
>>95861738>getting upset on 4chanlol
>>95869260Rainbow Dash isn't tournament-legal.
>>95896815>>95896799Nobody who pays for minis are actually asking for those, you intellectually disingenuous sockpuppet.
>>95899337Fans been making female marine content since RT, buddy.
>>95899358Homebrewing your dudes/dudettes isn't the same as filling out consumer response forms and sending email campaigns.
Post hands.
>>95861736 (OP)Listen, these were mildly funny 20 years ago, but the joke has ran its course.
>>95899393Nah, its still cute and funny today.
>>95899337>I don't ask for them, so nobody is
>>95899337Facts say otherwise, 3D printing allowed people to pay for their own designs and materials to make what they want and guess what? Cheesecake minis are a big part of that.
GW refused to cater to an audience so long that the audience went out and catered to themselves.
>>95899408Nah, you just have the mental faculties of a coma patient. Stop forcing your fetish on others and go drool in peace.
>>95899381How about you show all the letters sent to GW asking for them to bring back the primarchs?
>>95899415Show me the cheesecake Space Marines and post your hands.
>>95899428I think everything GW's done since the start of 6E is a bad idea, but I know I've been outvoted and instead of seething on /tg/ like an impotent faggot, I laugh at you bitches while I'm at work.
>>95899470Here's some cheesecakeminis, but you can satisfy your hand fetish elsewhere you fucking gooner.
>https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-quiet-sisters-318908>https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-space-elf-vanquisher-female-bundle-370129>https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/pinup-squad-fish-people>https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/champions-of-excess-female-archetypes>https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/lady-berserker-scifi-modular-kit
>>95899606He just wanted to see cute hands
>>95899671He's close to catching these hands.
>>95899553>>95899653You know, I've been looking at this model and wondering if I should swap the feet for hooves, hands for 4-digit ones, and put some 3rd party Tau head on there.
>>95899839I work with cattle every day, so bring it kiddo.
>>95899880>I work with cattle every dayThat's not a nice way to talk about your mom.
reject blue wife
embrace purple wife from inside her stomach
>>95899880Fondling big blue titties isn't "working with cattle" and frankly that's a rude thing to say.
>>95899945God I wanna bully O'pai so much
>>95900022Why does the clown save the C'au?
>>95900036needs milk for his coffee
>>95900089What fucking monkey elf is that?
>>95900311Human women have udders too, they're just higher up.
>>95900036Because it'd be funny to piss off a space marine with her continued existence while he chases the pair shouting SHE'S NOT CANONICALLY ACCURATE
If Tau are bovines that means they only have teeth on the bottom jaw.
>>95900441They're aliens. The closest analog that the Imperial scientists have to compare them to are bovines, but they clearly aren't just cows.
>>95900441Evolved from plains dwelling bovidae. We don't have prehensile feet despite evolving from apes.
>>95900528We evolved from apes who did not have that trait, modern primitive apes are not our ancestors but rather a separate evolutionary path that is beside ours.
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>>95900578So there was just this mystery bunch of apes in the past without prehensile feet from which all other apes with prehensile feet evolved from, and then us?
>>95900089Some artists should not be allowed to draw elves
>>95900645>thenNo, separately, modern apes are not our ancestors.
>>95900725Yes, thank you for repeating a point nobody made.
>>95900794Did you just miss everything else about the post? Are you seriously saying that nowhere, along the evolutionary path that led to humans did humans share ancestry with an ape that had prehensile feet? Like it was non-prehensile all the way to us and all the forks from that path are the ones that all independently evolved with prehensile feet?
>>95900823You're arguing that one of our ancestors had them and we lost them, that's asinine.
>>95900839>that's asinineExplain.
>>95897392Probably.
>>95899919TOO POWERFUL!!!
>>95900839>You're arguing that one of our ancestors had them and we lost them, that's asinine.No, that happens.
>>95900881>>95900937This happens to features that lose function, like gills on land.
Opposable thumbs combined with big brains made us dominators of the world, a second set of manipulator limbs would be beneficial, not excessive, therefore our ancestors never had a second set.
One of our ancestor branches with thumbs but lacking brains gave rise to the second set in apes who lack the big brain to use them to the degree we do.
Damn Shadowsun looks like THAT?
>>95901115I wish I had a Shadowsun that looked like that
>>95861942Puretidw was an ethereal?
>>95901066>a second set of manipulator limbs would be beneficial, not excessiveIt would have made walking less efficient and since we're no longer arboreal, there isn't a benefit. Two hands work well enough as manipulators so that having a second set isn't reproductively advantageous meanwhile being able to better walk long distance better allows for more resources to be gathered and territory controlled.
You're illiterate on the matter and pushing some homebrewed phylogeny with no basis in reality. Herbs in all fields.
>>95901497If it had ever been in our genome it would pop up now and then, in the modern world where walking long distance isn't necessary it would breed true, it does not occur in any rarity so it is not in our genome.
>>95901528>no human ancestor has ever had gills or a tail because they don't pop up now and then
How much genetic and cybernetic engineering should be involved in the Tau eugenic programs?
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>>95901528>it would pop up now and thenThat's absolutely not true at all. If those alleles and genes fell out of the gene pool, then there would be no way from them to resurface. Foot development is complex and involves many, many different genes on multiple chromosomes. For your nonsense idea to work, prehensile feet would have to all be recessive and inherited together over tens of thousands of years. The first part isn't true and the last part is impossible.
Alleles falling out of the pool happens literally all the time. Again, you are totally illiterate on how genes or evolution work. I doubt you even know what evolution is at this point. You're doing the equivalent of arguing that the Earth is flat because we'd fall off the side if it was round. Herbs in all fields.
Wonder if space colonization would lead to humans evolving prehensile feet. In micro gravity we wouldn't have much use for walking feet but ones that can grab onto things would be extra helpful.
>>95901714Codex says it's basic selective breeding. Don't know how the Ethereal work, though. It was implied their pheromone organ is from another alien species. Is it engineered into their genes so that they're born with it or is it grown in a lab and crafted onto Ethereals at some point?
>>95881756>casually describes titanfall: Tau editionA concept so plausible that geedubs will never capitalise on it (like a Tau Armored Core).
>>95899358>a random publication produced a female marine thingok but you do know that marines weren't really marines back then.
they were really just 2000ad gene soldiers, the black carapace existed but they were effectively just stormtroopers that roided out.
also marines were t-3
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>>95901861>a random publication produced a female marine thingThere were also stuff like Tigers of Veda. I still remember stuff from back in the day.
>ok but you do know that marines weren't really marines back then.Literally in RT rulebook they were genetically engineered super-soldiers in monastic chapters with their own fortress monasteries and a whole lot of fluff that's still around today. Few months later, in a WD article, they listed all the 19 implants and what they did. The same exactly fluff that's around today.
>also marines were t-3And some weren't, because toughness didn't work the same way it worked later. Fuck, in 2e a basic commissar was S4 T4 and an Inquisitor could be S5 T5.
>>95901825>evolvingNo, but genetically designing it? It's a likelihood for spacecraft adapted humans. Technology moves too fast for natural evolution to keep up with, we're already gentially modifying ourselves in small ways, we will quickly take over the process entirely.
>>95901615Except such have freakishly popped up, tail is much more common of the two, like orders of magnitude, but still rare.
>>95901772It can even be as simple as hand and foot genes getting mixed up, are you forgetting that random mutation is the evolutionary mechanism? I think you are. That's how modern apes got thumbed feet.
>>95902071Tails that human have been born with have no bones or function, only a piece of soft tissue.
>>95902210>3st post best post
How strong are the ships of Kor'or'vesh Initiative next to the Imperium ones? I know the Merchant fleet, being a civilian fleet converted to war, had problems challenging Imperium's equivalents.
>>95902177>This condition is called human vestigiality and is extremely rare, with only a few dozen cases reported worldwide over the past century. The true tail is usually made up of bone, cartilage, muscles, nerves and blood vessels, and can be 2-5 cm long.Incorrect, again.
>>95902243I think the newer ships are a lot better than the pre-Damocles stuff, but still outgunned by Imperial ships.
>>95902264Nice source.
>Human tails do not contain bone, cartilage, or the spinal cord. https://www.webmd.com/baby/what-is-a-human-tail
>>95901497>Two hands work well enough as manipulators so that having a second set isn't reproductively advantageous meanwhile being able to better walk long distance better allows for more resources to be gathered and territory controlled.>>95901772>Foot development is complex and involves many, many different genes on multiple chromosomes.Yeah, digit phylogenetics is crazy bro.
>>95902071>That's how modern apes got thumbed feet.Dude, grasping feet with an opposed big toe are a trait of nearly all Simians...
We Homo is the outlier here, and even one Australopithecus specimen still had it.
>>95902369>one Australopithecus specimenAnd how often have reconstructions been proven mistaken? Quite often, if only a single specimen of the species is shown with it then it's likely a fuckup.
>>95902342>โPseudotailsโ and โTrue Tailsโ Have Similar CausesAlmost like there are two different kinds!
>>95861736 (OP)They don't, but it's fun to play pretend.
>>95902468>And how often have reconstructions been proven mistaken?Considering how "Little Foot" is one of the most complete Australopithecus specimens we've ever found, and most of the bones were encased in rock that took 15 years to properly remove, I doubt it was the reconstruction that was wrong...
>>95902505>I doubtThat's nice, it could still easily be that another specimens hands were in there. Need a lot more than one "complete" skeleton to make definitive assertions.
>>95902468>Almost like there are two different kinds!Yes, one being the one no bone, cartilage, or the spinal cord, and the other an irregular coccyx or of spina bifida. You still haven't provided that source, Mr. AI bot.
>>95902502Stop falling for Imperial propaganda
>>95902522Looks like a foot to me dumbass...
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>>95902564You're not an archaeologist though, but also it doesn't have a fucking thumb, or even toes.
>>95902765>You're not an archaeologistpalaeontologist
>>95902769Semantics, you're not qualified.
>>95867912why do crypteks have a little cap on their eyeball and why do phaerons and lords have cat ears
>>95902712You're gay, we get it.
>>95902537The source is my own personal knowledge, fucking zoomer.
You know what it means if you have to search everything up online? It means you don't know anything, that you're an empty-headed moron.
>>95902765>You're not an archaeologist thoughI mean you are right, but I do know enough skeletal anatomy to tell you that primate hand bones look a LOT different from primate foot bones, something I'm SURE an early hominid specialist would explain to you in excruciating detail!
Fuck dude, this isn't mammalian TEETH we're talking about, they had ninety percent complete remains!
Any paleontologist will tell you that's an amazing find to begin with, apparently for a primate paleontologist that's fucking NUTS.
>No Titanfall or Armoured Core T'au game.
>>95900937Kill yourself ND
>>95899945too big
I have once made an edit of this pic with more sensible breast size, but I can't find it anymore
T'au are are actually daemonettes of Malice.
so are they supposed to be Chinese?
>>95903160Hecking epic way to self own, broski.
>>95901264https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/greater-good/greater-good-female-commander-28mm/
>>95899919>https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/greater-good/greater-good-female-commander-28mm/I'm really tempted to invest in a printer at this point
>>95904912If someone showed up to my LGS with that we'd probably beat them to death.
>>95906956I bet you look like a nazi-puncher, lol.
>>95907202I am a National Socialist, shithead. I'm just not a cumbrain.
>>95907209You're not Natsoc if you despise art that depicts the beauty of the female form. Natsoc's primary inspiration for art and architecture is Rome where nude sculpture was a standard.
>>95907228Because a plastic soldier of a half-dressed alien whore is the beauty of the female form.
Beautiful women have noses and white skin.
>>95907252T&A is the beauty of the female form, many sculptures don't even have a head.
>>95907268They had heads when they were made you stupid cumbrain.
>>95907330Yes there are broken sculptures, but there are also just lain headless ones, torso busts are a thing.
Figure it out you fucking moron.
Natsoc ideals embrace feminine nudity, it is pronograhy, depictions of sexual acts that are reviled.
>>95907395NTA but I just hate women and I enjoy having spaces where I neither have to see nor think about them.
>>95907430Small pieces of resin aren't women.
You're like an alcoholic who thinks total abstinence via the AA program means he's recovered from being an alcoholic, but the need to never touch alcohol means the alcohol still has the power, is still in control.
Your attitude toward women means you are ruled by women even when not in the sight or presence of one.
>>95879117No no, they read right to left
Its "The good? Join greater"