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Anonymous No.95869250 >>95869256 >>95869287 >>95869365 >>95869366 >>95869373 >>95869420 >>95869467 >>95869511 >>95869538 >>95870513 >>95872441 >>95872592
/40kg/ - Warhammer 40,000 General
Priest and Confessions Edition

>Balance Dataslate:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/bk58priy/the-warhammer-40000-balance-dataslate-june-2025/

>Community Links:
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https://www.unitcrunch.com
https://www.newrecruit.eu
https://wahapedia.ru

>3rd Party Models Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh

>Pre 10th Torrent:
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>10th Edition Rules:
https://gofileio/d/9LvQTL
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>How to make wargames terrain:
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>Secret Level Animation:
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>>Previous thread:
>>95864777

>Thread Question:
What are your /40kg/ and /tg/ related sins?
Confess so you may be pure for the next week.
Anonymous No.95869256
>>95869250 (OP)
>TQ
I didn't get a 3d printer until after spending too much money.
Also I'm a workaholic and I need to quit some jobs to make for hobby time.
Anonymous No.95869261 >>95869346
Imperial agents expansion is coming
I can feel it
Anonymous No.95869282 >>95869334 >>95869383
>More space marines in the future
So how is the shrimplification going?
Anonymous No.95869287 >>95869353
>>95869250 (OP)
Please GW, let me order a helbrute and chaos defiler or two.
Anonymous No.95869319 >>95869330 >>95869345 >>95869354 >>95869668 >>95869753 >>95870102
i painted a model today but i didn't finish it like i said i would
Anonymous No.95869320 >>95871615 >>95871629 >>95871659 >>95873558
>shorter games
>smaller/cheaper armies
>no net lists yet
>even taufags and grey lords have no excuse to not have a fully painted force.
So, what are you waiting for? Take in incursion pill, and start enjoying 40k again.
Anonymous No.95869330
>>95869319
>i painted a model today but i didn't finish it like i said i would
Just work on it a little each day. You'll get it done, anon. I believe in you.
Anonymous No.95869334
>>95869282
>More space marines in the future
Anonymous No.95869341
>>95869255
Needs bigger tiddys.
Needs bare feet.
Anonymous No.95869345
>>95869319
Its ok anon, the models dont judge you, just work on it a bit more when you feel the motivation. : )
Anonymous No.95869346 >>95869391 >>95870497
>>95869261
>Arbites HQ
>Represor transport
>Demonhost
>Penitent witch
>Pressganged militia/ship crew
>Tempestus Scions rolled into IA instead the guard.
>Cherubael SC
>Ravenor SC
Anonymous No.95869353 >>95869448
>>95869287
>helbrute and chaos defiler
>readily available for years
>suddenly broken in game
Oh.so now you want them? Faggot.
Anonymous No.95869354
>>95869319
It's all good anon, you did paint you're not lying about that part, right? so just take it at your own pace
Anonymous No.95869365
>>95869250 (OP)
>TQ
I've never played a game of 40k in my life and I don't plan to even though I have enough painted minis to do so.
I don't much care for the lore either desu, just knowing the basics of the setting is more than enough for me.
Anonymous No.95869366 >>95869375
>>95869250 (OP)
>TQ
My main motivation for painting is getting (You)s. I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.95869373
>>95869250 (OP)
I've had five Scions half painted on top of my desk for months.
Anonymous No.95869375 >>95869386 >>95869393
>>95869366
Nothing wrong with that. But if validation is what drives you, you should really use other websites.
Anonymous No.95869383
>>95869282
>excellent.
Anonymous No.95869386 >>95869480 >>95869490 >>95871125
>>95869375
No I want (You)s here. It's just not the same on reddit or other sites.
Anonymous No.95869391 >>95869417 >>95870607
>>95869346
I want a whole cyber-K9 unit, not just one Scooby-doo per squad.
1-1 or even 2-1 doggies to enforcers.
Anonymous No.95869393
>>95869375
A single earnest (You) from anon is worth a thousand soulless heart reacts.
Anonymous No.95869417
>>95869391
Added to the list.
Anonymous No.95869420 >>95869425
>>95869250 (OP)
I stopped painting two years ago when I had my first kid. I keep meaning to get back into but I've been putting it off to just focus on my family. I could probably make time to do so and my wife would be supportive of it but I'm just so damn tired between work and parenting that I just don't have the bandwidth for it anymore.
I still love to myself and say I'm going to finish all my ongoing projects one day.
Anonymous No.95869425
>>95869420
You can always wait till the kid can start painting and do It together
Anonymous No.95869448 >>95869479
>>95869353
What makes them strong now?
Anonymous No.95869463 >>95869902 >>95870492
>TQ
For a year I was playing my deffkoptas wrong. Deff from above is a 4+ mortal for every kopta I have, not # of models in the unit I flew over. I also recently learned you can't reroll FNPs
Anonymous No.95869467
>>95869250 (OP)
>What are your /40kg/ and /tg/ related sins?
While working remotely one day I made a series of AI generated pictures depicting Yvraine being violated and corrupted by Slaanesh.
I have also attempted to use AI to generate pictures of characters in my armies, with varying degrees of success. It seems to have issues making old men.
Anonymous No.95869479
>>95869448
The defilers are real strong because they're unusable with their 160mm base. As for Helbrutes, they're used in world eaters along with forgefiend spam
Anonymous No.95869480 >>95869550
>>95869386
the best (You)s for modelposting are from reviewanon, i've never seen anyone as harsh but fair as him
Anonymous No.95869490
>>95869386
I feel like I know what you post, but don't want to assume on the idea I could be blaming someone else entirely
Anonymous No.95869511
>>95869250 (OP)
>Thread Question:
>What are your /40kg/ and /tg/ related sins?
I considered rewriting one of forces fluff entirely because it sounded like they'd be more fun mechanically that way
I dont know why, I dont even play much these days
Anonymous No.95869538 >>95869600
>>95869250 (OP)
My main sin is having 3 rhinos that I still need to paint.i hate sisters tanks.
Anonymous No.95869550 >>95869579
>>95869480
>reviewanon
The ratatouille guy right?
Anonymous No.95869579 >>95869640 >>95869727
>>95869550
NTA but I think that's who he's referring to. I wonder what level he's at himself because his "reviews" are usually pretty accurate
Anonymous No.95869600 >>95869616
>>95869538
your main sin is you stop painting after basecoats
Anonymous No.95869614 >>95869629 >>95869633 >>95869655 >>95869677
So Grey Knights, they are 8 brotherhoods with the Purifier and Paladin orders staying on Titan to guard shit. But the two kits for the Grey knights are named after and are these two orders even they its the other 8 that do the fighting? And the Paladins and Purifiers don't leave Titan, like the old custodes lore of never leaving the Palace. Why did GW make this decision/ how does this work? Am I being dumb and missing something?
Anonymous No.95869616
>>95869600
Thats not what I do at all anon!
Anonymous No.95869629
>>95869614
>the Paladins and Purifiers don't leave Titan
They do.
Anonymous No.95869633
>>95869614
>But the two kits for the Grey knights are named after and are these two orders even they its the other 8 that do the fighting?
>Am I being dumb
Anon...
Anonymous No.95869635 >>95871253
Another couple of catsosters done
Anonymous No.95869640 >>95869717
>>95869579
>I wonder what level he's at himself because his "reviews" are usually pretty accurate
No higher than a contrast sloppa
Anonymous No.95869651 >>95872466
Is the only thing different about this new run of the First Founding book on preorder today is that it's grey instead of blue? The description has me confused as well because the book already had a standalone hardback release before.
Anonymous No.95869655
>>95869614
>Purifier and Paladin orders staying on Titan to guard shit
no?
Anonymous No.95869668 >>95870177
>>95869319
I built a kitbashed terminator chaplain.
Will post later.
Also built 6 tyranid warriors the other day
Anonymous No.95869677
>>95869614
>Grey Knight
>Dumb
They're both practically the same
Anonymous No.95869717 >>95869856
>>95869640
looks like someone got a low score ;-)
Anonymous No.95869727
>>95869579
He could be you, he could be me! He could even b-
Jokes asides I hope we never get to know.
Anonymous No.95869753
>>95869319
I finally finished my Chaos Dwarf BB team so now I am cleaning up the Delaque/GSC Metamorph kitbash I started a while back.
Anonymous No.95869788 >>95869819 >>95869821 >>95869824 >>95869828 >>95869836 >>95869857 >>95869906 >>95869960 >>95870069 >>95870083 >>95870287 >>95871476
Anyone got any copium over us getting the 30k adeptus models in 40k? Please god any amount of cope will suffice.
Anonymous No.95869819 >>95869843
>>95869788
The only way it happens is if GW bigwigs reverse course on the company mandate of separating rules and model compatibility across their systems. It would need to get in line behind several other unhealthy mandates like it:

>Power Levels (they didn't back down on this, they just changed the name to points)
>fixed box loadouts
>no models, no rules
>3 year edition cycles on mainline systems
Anonymous No.95869821 >>95869843
>>95869788
I'm so so sorry...
Anonymous No.95869824 >>95869843
>>95869788
30k is even getting it's own Skitarri.
Anonymous No.95869828
>>95869788
>30k adeptus models in 40k
You'll get them But with spikes as chaos/ darkmech units
Anonymous No.95869836 >>95869847 >>95869876 >>95869927
>>95869788
I'm starting to wonder if posts like these are trolls or some people really got so buckbroken by mechanicum getting better models.
Anonymous No.95869843 >>95869849 >>95869853 >>95869906
>>95869821
>>95869824
>>95869819
Such bullshit, I was so hyped when these were getting released awhile ago, only to get shut out on the coolest models my army COULD have ever had
Anonymous No.95869847 >>95869855 >>95869876 >>95869927
>>95869836
They're trolls, there's only a couple 40k admech models/kits that are controversial. Skittles, tech priests and sicarians are all miles ahead of anything 30k has to offer
Anonymous No.95869849
>>95869843
Why not just play heresy?
Anonymous No.95869853 >>95869876 >>95869882 >>95869892 >>95869927
>>95869843
post your admech models
Anonymous No.95869855 >>95870246
>>95869847
>Skittles, tech priests and sicarians are all miles ahead of anything 30k has to offer
They're good, but that's a delusional take.
Anonymous No.95869856 >>95869862
>>95869717
I don't post my models here :^)
I just think it would be funny if the 'review guy' turned out to be a contrast sloppa or even didn't paint. Has no one ever demanded he posted one of his models? That be surprising considering how confrontational this place can get
Anonymous No.95869857 >>95869913
>>95869788
Why aren't admechfags just proxy?
Anonymous No.95869862 >>95869877
>>95869856
>I don't post my models here :^)
lmao classic
Anonymous No.95869876
>>95869836
>>95869847
>>95869853
The fuck? Yeah were real, as is the frustration of not getting those cool as 30k models playable in 40k
Anonymous No.95869877
>>95869862
Neither has the reviewer apparently.
Anonymous No.95869882 >>95869896
>>95869853
Rock em and Sock em
Anonymous No.95869892
>>95869853
Anonymous No.95869896
>>95869882
cute carebears :)
Anonymous No.95869902 >>95871133
>>95869463
Are they any good? My old deffkoptas are half painted but I haven't used them in a list yet
Anonymous No.95869906 >>95869912 >>95870585
>>95869788
>>95869843
You can always play heresy.
It even has better rules than 40k supposedly.
Anonymous No.95869912
>>95869906
I agree the ruleset is better, reminds me of the 4th ed I grew up on, the problem is that no one plays heresy near me in Ontario where I live
Anonymous No.95869913
>>95869857
It's not easy in many cases, some units don't translate well and the lackluster system for playing models from other armies complicates things further.

You're essentially expected to houserule them, but people won't accept your house rules and since HH and 40k use different unit profiles it's not even easy to port them over as they are there.
Anonymous No.95869927 >>95869946
>>95869836
>>95869847
>>95869853
Same tired old responses that frame any and every criticisms, complaints or concerns about modern 40k as "trolls" or shitposters and a follow up to the initial responder agreeing with them. Even the post models idiot who has gone silent after the guy posted 3 images of his admech.
Anonymous No.95869946 >>95869968
>>95869927
I play HH and I legit thought this was a falseflag to make posters here hate /hhg/ even more.
Anonymous No.95869960
>>95869788
The HH model range is not 100% plastic unlike the 40k one.
Anonymous No.95869968
>>95869946
Original admech poster here, I was hyped as hell about HH when it was announced but nobody around me plays it, little to no support from local stores for events, and the closest GW brick n mortar is like 100KM from me. If I could just play adeptus mechanicum in HH so I could get all these sweet units, believe me I would.
Anonymous No.95869983 >>95870033 >>95870060
Why do new narrative supplement books consistently get scanned for all other GW games but their most popular one?
Anonymous No.95870033
>>95869983
40k players are the most courageous and moral.
Anonymous No.95870060
>>95869983
You know how Y'golonac can manifest if you so much as say his name to rape and kill everybody nearby. Or elder die if they say Slaanesh? Same is true of GW lawyers. Scanning their copyright can draw their attention, the more popular the product the more likely they appear. With 40k it always summons them to posses the body of the would be scanner.
Anonymous No.95870069
>>95869788
I just want them to collect and paint at this point because ad mech are my favourite.
Anonymous No.95870083 >>95870087
>>95869788
These guys are literally the only mechanicum units I'd like to have in 40k, everything else is pretty whatever
Anonymous No.95870087
>>95870083
Plastic myrmidons/secutors would be wicked to have as well just to fill out the techpriest side of things.
Anonymous No.95870102
>>95869319
I primed one model today
Anonymous No.95870118 >>95870132 >>95870144 >>95870176 >>95870181 >>95870189 >>95870512 >>95870780 >>95873570
Speaking of admech, anyone hyped over the new servitor battleclade killteam?? Looks like we're finally getting servitors back in our army. The datasheet I found looks promising for how cheap they are points wise. The halved attacks on the heavy arc rifle is kinda gay but the unit still looks promising for how damn cheap it is. Also kinda sad its not gonna get the battleline keyword :\
Anonymous No.95870132
>>95870118
That tech-priest dude is pretty sick but I never really liked servitors and I don't care for those either.
Anonymous No.95870144 >>95870189
>>95870118
I'm only looking forward to the nids
Anonymous No.95870163 >>95870185 >>95870200
I want to use pic rel as a terrain statue. Would he fit more as Leman Russ, Guilliman, or the Emperor?
Anonymous No.95870172
Do death guard have room for variance in strategy and a decent skill ceiling to playing them? I like the idea of a slow, durable army but I don’t want to invest in a faction that will get boring to play quickly
Anonymous No.95870176
>>95870118
>Also kinda sad its not gonna get the battleline keyword :\
Why is GW so against servitors in that role? Kataphrons don't even get to be it anymore.
Anonymous No.95870177
>>95869668
My kitbashed dude
Anonymous No.95870181
>>95870118
I really like them but I do not appreciate the mono-loadout given that gun servitors have almost always had a few options.

>not gonna get the battleline keyword
Lmao how many times does GW have to learn this lesson? God I hate ad mech's army rule.

Hey maybe one day we'll have a team of priests, that'll be neat.
Anonymous No.95870185
>>95870163
Obviously big E
Anonymous No.95870189 >>95870577
>>95870118
Me

>>95870144
Buying it for this too but it's the servitors I'm looking to pick up at least one more set of.
Anonymous No.95870200
>>95870163
neither, but he can be the local governor, a hero of the military, or the rogue trader that found the planet.
Anonymous No.95870246 >>95870307 >>95870327 >>95870427
>>95869855
No, it isn't
30k mech vehicles suck
tech thralls suck
the only good things they have are the bots and priests
Anonymous No.95870271
Man Thousand sons should get a cult of change possesed.

Which are kinda just nurgle offshoots.
Anonymous No.95870287
>>95869788
Man just buy them and proxy them for something. You dont have to wait for Daddy GW to give you permission.
Anonymous No.95870307 >>95870308
>>95870246
Sour grapes
Anonymous No.95870308
>>95870307
try harder
Anonymous No.95870327 >>95870336
>>95870246
>30k mech vehicles suck
Funny how this line seems common now when five years ago admech players were begging for HH vehicles, especially after the boat came out.
Anonymous No.95870328 >>95870488 >>95872459
I can feel my sanity slipping away while painting Typhus' back, holy shit is there a thing such as too much detail
Anonymous No.95870330 >>95870475
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.95870336 >>95870350
>>95870327
here's a hint:
the people screaming and crying for those ugly overdesigned vehicles to be ported to 40k weren't admech players
Anonymous No.95870350 >>95870358
>>95870336
>no true scotsman would not have my contrarian opinions!
Anonymous No.95870358 >>95870372 >>95870375
>>95870350
>contrarian
you don't just get to pretend you're in the majority, little shitstirrer
Anonymous No.95870372 >>95870376 >>95870377 >>95870389
>>95870358
>the common line in both the thread and general playerbase is that the HH admech stuff is great
>but I'm not a contrarian for saying all of it is bad
Makes you think.
Anonymous No.95870375 >>95870410
>>95870358
back to you
Anonymous No.95870376 >>95870391
>>95870372
>95% of people are normies with dogshit taste
wow, amazing revelation
Anonymous No.95870377 >>95870397
>>95870372
>the common line in both the thread and general playerbase is that the HH admech stuff is great
no, it isn't.
Anonymous No.95870389 >>95870393
>>95870372
There's a single admech player in these threads that owns anything from the 30k range and it's the archmagos prime model
nobody's buying those shitty vehicles or tech thralls
Anonymous No.95870391 >>95870395
>>95870376
How quickly we went from
>my opinion is actually the majority
to
>no my opinion is not and that's a good thing
Anonymous No.95870393
>>95870389
I have some of the 30k stuff for collecting, I really like the priests and robots. I think the vehicles are cool too but they seem to be really big, that and I also like the 40k ad mech vehicles anyway.
Anonymous No.95870395 >>95870406
>>95870391
>Everybody I'm arguing with is the same person
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.95870397 >>95870410
>>95870377
>um actually we always hated stuff like thallax and didn't beg for them to be ported into 40k for years as fires constantly got delayed
Odd stance to hold anon when we can just look at the archives.
Anonymous No.95870406
>>95870395
There's no argument here anon, you already agreed with the point that you're a contrarian.
Anonymous No.95870410 >>95870420
>>95870375
>n-no u!!!
>>95870397
>uhmmm thallax???
nobody was talking about those, we were talking about the shitty vehicles and tech thralls that make up the bulk of the model line but (you) tried
Anonymous No.95870412
>it's another /40kg/ flings shit about mechanicum vs admech episode
it's all so tiresome
Anonymous No.95870420 >>95870427
>>95870410
>nobody was talking about those
Odd anon the post says the entire mechanicum line, which the post said no one here liked. No one mentioned specific models. But continue to shift goalposts.
Anonymous No.95870427
>>95870420
>No one mentioned specific models.
read the reply chain before jumping into a conversation next time subhuman
>>95870246
Anonymous No.95870445 >>95870462 >>95870548
Anonymous No.95870462
>>95870445
>Denial of the desirability of something after one has found out that it cannot be reached or acquired
Is someone preventing you from buying the models or something? If you like them so much just buy them for your admech. It's not like you actually play the game so you don't have to worry about proxying.
Anonymous No.95870475 >>95873721
>>95870330
What bite is this kit from
Anonymous No.95870476
Anonymous No.95870488 >>95870842
>>95870328
Nah, hes a centerpiece, take your time on it.
Anonymous No.95870492 >>95870518 >>95871156
>>95869463
How's no one called you out? Those are both well known rules
Anonymous No.95870497 >>95870504
>>95869346
Rename the Tempestus Scions to Stormtroopers and let the guard keep their scions.
Anonymous No.95870504 >>95870531
>>95870497
>the Tempestus Scions to Stormtroopers
But anon these mean the same things.
Anonymous No.95870512 >>95870522 >>95870528 >>95870548 >>95870827
>>95870118
I don't understand why everyone begged for servitors for the last 4 years and when they finally got them they all act smug about how boring it is.
Anonymous No.95870513
>>95869250 (OP)
>TQ

I say that I enjoy painting but 80% of the time I fucking hate it, some shit feels like a chore to paint. It might explain why I have so many almost finished minis, I usually end up going "fuck it that'll do" and move onto the next model
Anonymous No.95870518
>>95870492
NTA but I saw someone in this general about a year ago make the same mistake, I'm guessing the wording confused them
Anonymous No.95870520 >>95870754
Apart from votann, what is the least played army?
Anonymous No.95870522
>>95870512
>I just don't understand why a place filled to the brim with jaded contrarians, shitposters and secondaries doesn't like thing
truly a mystery
Anonymous No.95870528 >>95870546 >>95870577
>>95870512
>everyone
it was one anon who kept posting his collage of the plastic servitors gw had thrown out in a few places over the releases, those kind of people never actually put their money where their mouth is.
Anonymous No.95870531
>>95870504
Sorry I just woke up and started shitposting. I meant the Guard keeps the Tempestus Scions datasheet and the IA get Stormtroopers as their version. In the lore Scions are a specific spec ops guard organization like Kasarkin, but Stormtroopers is a general term for all specialized elite spec ops type forces. Stormtroopers would be the guys who are all handpicked and specially trained for Inquisitorial warband service and to be Inquisitorial bodyguards.
Anonymous No.95870546
>>95870528
I'm not an Admech player but if I was I would buy 3. Or rather, I would use the 30k servitors kitbashed with them instead because they look cooler and more like tech zombies.
Anonymous No.95870548 >>95870561 >>95870827
>>95870445
>gets BTFO'd
>goes back to crying sour grapes
>>95870512
Because they wasted another kill team on a unit that should've just been a mainline 40k release
Anonymous No.95870558 >>95870564
Ork bros, what units are essential for a 2k war horde list? It's about time I made an actual playable list
Anonymous No.95870561 >>95870570 >>95870586
>>95870548
>Because they wasted another kill team on a unit that should've just been a mainline 40k release
You should have figured out by now anon the design team uses kill team as ways to get corporate to agree to model refreshes they don't approve for 40k.
Anonymous No.95870564 >>95870575
>>95870558
Dakka n choppas
Anonymous No.95870570 >>95870579 >>95870582 >>95870589 >>95870599 >>95870602 >>95870606 >>95870610 >>95870614 >>95870617 >>95870625 >>95870628 >>95870635 >>95870649 >>95870657 >>95870674 >>95870821 >>95870861
>>95870561
So what kits are they going to shove out next through kill team then?
What obvious units are still missing replacements now at the end of the edition that would fit in kill team?
Anonymous No.95870575
>>95870564
Wonder if screening my deployment zone with 3 squads of 1 mek gun each is viable, sick of people deep striking their terminators / hard hitting units just to kill my poor grots
Anonymous No.95870577
>>95870528
Hi, fag, this is me - >>95870189

I had that macro in my trash bin because it was no longer relevant but I dragged it back out just for you. I've already got an order in for a box as mentioned, and if I don't have any luck making trades on additional servitors, I'll be getting a couple more boxes when they're out for individual release.
Anonymous No.95870579
>>95870570
>So what kits are they going to shove out next through kill team then?
shrikes and gargoyles, if we're lucky
Anonymous No.95870582
>>95870570
Gretchin
Anonymous No.95870585
>>95869906
But the 40k setting is just better. We just want 40k to get the 30k rules like it used to.
Anonymous No.95870586 >>95870597
>>95870561
That wasn't how it was when the new iteration of kill team started, it was used to make small units of eclectic models that didn't have a place or weren't just refreshes of 40k
Anonymous No.95870589
>>95870570
Ogryns
Anonymous No.95870594 >>95870642
I don’t get how bricky can talk for so long yet say so little in actual value for his lore videos
Anonymous No.95870597
>>95870586
Yeah then they found it was really good for getting updates for models they couldn't get approved normally like mandrakes. So we get a mix.
Anonymous No.95870599 >>95870609
>>95870570
catachans
tzeentch and slaanesh cultists
Anonymous No.95870602 >>95870608
>>95870570
Necron Immortals.
Anonymous No.95870606
>>95870570
Dire Avengers
Anonymous No.95870607
>>95869391
Anonymous No.95870608
>>95870602
immortals don't need a refresh and the necron killteam already uses an immortal/deathmark sprue
Anonymous No.95870609
>>95870599
Tzeentch cultists? You mean tzaangors? Sure, as long as they don’t don the shitty Egyptian aesthetic
Anonymous No.95870610
>>95870570
Ogryn vs drukhari
Anonymous No.95870614
>>95870570
Every lesser daemon.
Anonymous No.95870617 >>95870621
>>95870570
Tactical squads.
Anonymous No.95870621 >>95870643
>>95870617
Will be primaris only, sorry.
Anonymous No.95870625
>>95870570
Grotesques
Anonymous No.95870628
>>95870570
Court of the archon, Beastmaster and beasts, Grotesques, Catachan jungle fighters, Cultists of slaanesh, Aspiring tzaangors, Guevesa soldiers, Necron pariahs, Light lokust destroyers, Ministorum crusaders, Dark mech cultists, Knight squires, Chaos knight servants
Anonymous No.95870630
should I buy the chaos knights battle force with all the war dogs?

I've painted before miniatures & vehicles before, but I've never had a 40k army
Anonymous No.95870635
>>95870570
Zoats
Anonymous No.95870642
>>95870594
Have you considered it appears to you he doesn't say much because you're listening to information meant for absolute beginners while you are already into 40k and by now give those info long for something granted and obvious?
Or that the main goal isn't actually talking about 40k, but talking about memes about 40k?
Anonymous No.95870643
>>95870621
At this point if the unit survives I can accept it.
Anonymous No.95870649
>>95870570
Terminator Assault Squad
Anonymous No.95870657
>>95870570
Fallen(chaos)
Anonymous No.95870665 >>95870931
Where the fuck did all the blue ork bros go? They were in every thread, now you barely see them
Anonymous No.95870674 >>95870679 >>95870688 >>95870831 >>95870980
>>95870570
Pariahs versus Sisters of Silence
Anonymous No.95870679
>>95870674
is not happening, gw hates sisters of silence.
Anonymous No.95870688 >>95870692
>>95870674
How long ago did they squat pariahs?
Anonymous No.95870692 >>95870826
>>95870688
2011
Anonymous No.95870754
>>95870520
dark eldarians are least played (Votann have a bigger community and fanbase)
Anonymous No.95870780 >>95870796 >>95870809
>>95870118
The only problem I have with these servitors is that they look too chad. Like straight posture, big arms, locked in stare. I prefer them when they look a bit more defeated and pitiful.
Anonymous No.95870796 >>95870840
>>95870780
I agree, the horrible misery is a big part of the draw of admech I think. They should reflect the inhuman aspirations of their tech obsessed creators. Admech should be a bad guy faction, sanitizing servitorization really undermines their central themes. That said, the tech thralls from 30k do that pretty well so at least we get a datasheet for them that lets you do all kind of kitbashing.
Anonymous No.95870808
so whens that new space wolf wave coming out?
Anonymous No.95870809 >>95870812
>>95870780
Thats true. They did a great job with the Tech Thralls for 30k. They look like shambing undead, but robotic.
A strong, stoic pose works for big gun servitors, but regular worker servitors should not bet those poses.

pic related are some proxies i painted up last week
Anonymous No.95870812
>>95870809
Nice work!
Anonymous No.95870821
>>95870570
Shooty Celestians
Anonymous No.95870826
>>95870692
That's disappointing
Anonymous No.95870827 >>95871369
>>95870512
>everyone

I preordered 2 boxes Anon

>>95870548
>wasted a kill team

Kill Team is the perfect place for such teams Anon. A Technoarcheologist supported by a crew of servitors to dig out some ancient tech.. its awesome.
Anonymous No.95870831 >>95870862
>>95870674
The source of that rumour said it was going to be wolf scouts vs chaos cultists.
Anonymous No.95870838 >>95870846 >>95870866
Is there a decent textured paint out there to use as a base for rust that isn't typhus corrosion?
Anonymous No.95870840 >>95870868
>>95870796
>They should reflect the inhuman aspirations of their tech obsessed creators. Admech should be a bad guy faction
Thallax are still peak grimdark, admech need more of that.
Anonymous No.95870842
>>95870488
Does he even count as a centerpiece? He's just a terminator sized char.
Anonymous No.95870846 >>95870885
>>95870838
ak makes a bunch of texture pastes that are fantastic but they're more targeted towards basing. probably too thick if you want to put them on a miniature
Anonymous No.95870861 >>95870886
>>95870570
The best unit that fits the game called Kill Team is a Deathwatch Kill Team squad.
Anonymous No.95870862
>>95870831
No

the rumor is "there's an upcoming kill team boxset called dead silence"
everything else, especially the contents, so far, is speculation, valrak's speculation to be precise, and he speculates because he's not the source of the rumor, he is merely the first to relay the rumour from the actual source.
Anonymous No.95870866 >>95870885
>>95870838
Vallejo has some rust paints with texture in it, and so does Army Painter, AK and probably some more companies.
Anonymous No.95870868
>>95870840
>Thallax are still peak grimdark, admech need more of that
lol
lmao
thalsux look like rejected warmachine designs
Anonymous No.95870869
I feel like angron morty fulgrim and magnus really take away from kharn typhus ahriman and that jobber dude
Anonymous No.95870885 >>95870896
>>95870866
I've used the AP ones before, I might have to revisit them. Haven't seen the vallejo ones yet

>>95870846
I was going to try their sandy beach and see how that goes
Anonymous No.95870886
>>95870861
Feel free to buy the Cassius set
Anonymous No.95870887 >>95870894 >>95870927 >>95870934
You know thinking about both which is actually the more efficient method of making a shock trooper?
>space marine
>maybe one out of a thousand child candidates even make it to augmentation
>less will even survive to getting the black carapace
>need geneseed to actually do the augmentations which requires harvesting from dead marines and is very scarce
>need constant mental conditioning to do their jobs and stop them from connecting too many dots
>can last for centuries if good enough

>thallax
>can use basically anyone
>subject only needs a will to live in order to pull through the procedure
>just uses existing tech that isn't scarce compared to geneseed
>are in a constant state of pain and dissociation so mental facilities will eventually degrade to the point they are unusable
Anonymous No.95870894 >>95870972
>>95870887
Yea, marines are speshul. That's what makes them cooler. Also you don't need the marine to be dead to harvest geneseed. It continuously grows throughout their life time very slowly.
Anonymous No.95870896
>>95870885
Its in their Mecha range, called "Rust texture".
Just be careful not to confuse it with any of their rust washes (AP also has rust washes).
Anonymous No.95870927
>>95870887
the greatest advantage space marines have over other elite troops is the underlying psychic component underpinning the primarchs and the geneseed made from them, which is what makes them truly special over similarly powerful machines or beasts:

pure, undiluted, protagonist plot armor essence
Anonymous No.95870931 >>95870994
>>95870665
Can't speak for the others but I'm just taking a break.
I hope the other blue ork bros are okay
Anonymous No.95870934
>>95870887
>do all of that
>the guard: just bring a tank bro
Anonymous No.95870957 >>95870985
Man they don't make art like this anymore.
Anonymous No.95870972 >>95871057 >>95871065
>>95870894
How many men have had Dante's seed in them over the centuries?
Anonymous No.95870980
>>95870674
>Sisters of Silence
Yes please
Anonymous No.95870985
>>95870957
Thank God for that
Anonymous No.95870994
>>95870931
>played dread mob the other day
>tfw my Gorkanaut did sweet fuck all

Managed to fail 2 hazardous rolls funnily enough. Are squighog boyz worth it?
Anonymous No.95871030 >>95871046 >>95871047
Primaris are king
Anonymous No.95871046
>>95871030
Primaries are king
Post your primaris, king
Anonymous No.95871047
>>95871030
king of poop
Anonymous No.95871049 >>95871073
Joining a crusade later July and just built one of my Saint Potentia. I'm going to paint the cloth over the head white and use red and that blood technical paint over the skull for a bleed through look.
Anonymous No.95871057
>>95870972
Probably a significant amount.
Anonymous No.95871065 >>95871072
>>95870972
>men
Seed is meant for boys, not me in 40k anon. It kills men.
Anonymous No.95871072
>>95871065
didnt know 40k was created by catholic priests
Anonymous No.95871073 >>95871917
>>95871049
Clean print but take a sanding stick to that fat ass mold line on the flag.
Anonymous No.95871125
>>95869386
Enjoy your (you) then anon and help me think of a way to slap a lot of missiles and a grot bomb on the unfinished stompa arm I'm working on when I get bskc from Holliday. While I already dream on looting s ghostkeel and using it as my morkanaut..
Anonymous No.95871133
>>95869902
For 80 points they're decent. Fast, kinda tough, and they can deep strike to take out some chaff in the enemy backline
Anonymous No.95871156
>>95870492
Reading fast and skimmed over the difference between "this unit" and "that unit"
Anonymous No.95871253 >>95872181
>>95869635
you're a madlad not letting your memes be dreams with this project and I love it.
Anonymous No.95871369
>>95870827
Fuck no, it should've been something actually interesting like techpriests and special skitarii with crazy weapons instead of a recycled BSF model and a bunch of servitors
Anonymous No.95871420 >>95871466
It's true.
Anonymous No.95871466
>>95871420
LOL
Anonymous No.95871476
>>95869788
The real reason it won't happen is the guy who was doing it as an in house pet project died. GW has an internal policy not to take over dead people's projects.
Anonymous No.95871509 >>95871732 >>95871777
What's the best way to work out if a list is too mean or not for locals
Anonymous No.95871615 >>95871685
>>95869320
What's incursion?
Anonymous No.95871619
Idiot here, what is the piece 57? Is it reliquary or something? Should it be placed in a specific spot lore-wise?
Anonymous No.95871629 >>95871703 >>95872124
>>95869320
You are almost there but the true kino is 1000pts singleton.
Anonymous No.95871659 >>95871703
>>95869320
I love 1000 pts, it's kino and doesn't take 5 hours to play
Anonymous No.95871685 >>95871703
>>95871615
1000 points. You can also had the house rule:
>1000 points
>no units greater than T9
>no more than 2 of any non battleline, 4 of any battleline or dedicated transport
Anonymous No.95871703 >>95871735
>>95871629
>>95871659
>>95871685
I'd play 1000 pts but if its a meanie list I'd let them know before hand. A balanced foe can't beat a platoon spam guard list for example...
Anonymous No.95871707 >>95871715
Anybody got Nachmund Gauntlet?
Anonymous No.95871715
>>95871707
Just use wahapedia.
Anonymous No.95871732
>>95871509
TTS
Anonymous No.95871735 >>95871779 >>95871780
>>95871703
That's why I think singleton has the most soul. It is not perfectly balanced of course but it forces variety.
Anonymous No.95871777
>>95871509
Check the salt score
Anonymous No.95871779
>>95871735
that would be a strong list today
Anonymous No.95871780 >>95871795 >>95871796
>>95871735
What's a singleton?
Anonymous No.95871795
>>95871780
it's like a simpleton, but he's lonely
Anonymous No.95871796 >>95871810 >>95871833
>>95871780
It refers to formats where you can only bring one copy of each option. Usually for card games. Basically run one of every unit with no duplicates to force list diversity and prevent skew
Anonymous No.95871810 >>95872633
>>95871796
>prevents skew
how does this stop stuff like 1 of each russ?
Anonymous No.95871814 >>95871872
You can call me a retard but ive never seen these before. 5 for Β£26 is a steal. First born blade guard veterns
Anonymous No.95871833 >>95871855
>>95871796
MTG commander for 40k is fine

it breaks a lot of themes though, and fucks over armies with few options like GK or Drukari
Anonymous No.95871855
>>95871833
Last I checked Drukhari literally doesn't have enough units or points to play singleton at 2k without Harlequins
Anonymous No.95871864 >>95871870 >>95871892 >>95871903 >>95871930 >>95871964 >>95871967 >>95871974 >>95871983 >>95872163
Anons I need a hand brainstorming a termagant color scheme. All I know for sure is I want a purple body.
Anonymous No.95871870
>>95871864
green is the only possible option then
Anonymous No.95871872 >>95871895
>>95871814
I do find it funny that people whine about primaris being too plain and samey looking, but then they are fine with shit like this.
Anonymous No.95871892
>>95871864
Gold
Anonymous No.95871895 >>95871912
>>95871872
blade guard are great, I only hate the knees on them, sadly! I hate how they dont scale with first born
Anonymous No.95871903
>>95871864
I think yellow looks good with purple
Anonymous No.95871912 >>95871919
>>95871895
Mk10 knees are fine.
Anonymous No.95871917
>>95871073
Thanks and will do, I always miss the really obvious ones. I swear photos are great for highlighting that kind of stuff.
Anonymous No.95871919 >>95871943
>>95871912
Hard disagree, I hate them.
Anonymous No.95871930
>>95871864
Obviously green
Anonymous No.95871943 >>95871960
>>95871919
They are fine. You're just autistic.
What you posted looks boring in comparison
Anonymous No.95871960 >>95871977
>>95871943
I think thats part of the problem anon, the best designs highlight up towards point of interest. BIG knee fins, especially golden ones just pull the eyes down for no reason. My fav are just the normie ones on tactical marines, just smooth but rounded
Anonymous No.95871964
>>95871864
Darker purple carapace.
Magenta innards.
Red gun.
Yellow eyes.
Anonymous No.95871967
>>95871864
If you want to insectmaxx either saturated gold or try to get an iridescent green/purple going
Anonymous No.95871974 >>95871981 >>95871982 >>95872022
>>95871864
reverse leviathan?
Anonymous No.95871977 >>95871988 >>95871998
>>95871960
>I think thats part of the problem anon, the best designs highlight up towards point of interest. BIG knee fins, especially golden ones just pull the eyes down for no reaso
Doesn't happen with me. I'm just fine with them as is.
Also if you're so bothered, just paint the knee fins whatever color rest of the armor is, easy.
Anonymous No.95871981 >>95872010
>>95871974
Anonymous No.95871982
>>95871974
Nahtaivel?
Anonymous No.95871983
>>95871864
IDK steal mine?
Anonymous No.95871988 >>95871995
>>95871977
Yeah we can tell you aren't at all insecure about it
Anonymous No.95871995
>>95871988
Sure, I agree. Whatever lets you sleep at night.
Anonymous No.95871998
>>95871977
yeah anon I am NOT you, you see.
Anonymous No.95872010 >>95872016
>>95871981
Or the lesser known oldschool alternative scheme?
Anonymous No.95872016 >>95872042
>>95872010
or the soft xenomorph special?
Anonymous No.95872020 >>95872028
>BRO let me proxy my manlets its not an unfair advantage
Anonymous No.95872022 >>95872132
>>95871974
Winner. I always wanted to opt for either a bright green or red with this too but I couldn-t think of a way to make it work.
Anonymous No.95872028
>>95872020
GW said you can, cope harder nogames
Anonymous No.95872041 >>95872074
What is the origin of the man emperor of mankind?
>>95872035
Anonymous No.95872042
>>95872016
That's just really dark hydra.
Anonymous No.95872060
Anonymous No.95872072
>50 eurodollars for a codex
>I just want the code
Anonymous No.95872074
>>95872041
He's like Apocalypse from the X-Men.
Sage No.95872100 >>95872106
Anonymous No.95872106 >>95872117
>>95872100
I just... dont like parts of primaris design. I dont like how BOXEY the chest is, marines used to have a rounder look, and the knees too. Other than that its okay. Wish the gorget had a gap in the center
Sage No.95872117 >>95872123 >>95872920
>>95872106
It's fine. It's not for you.
Anonymous No.95872123 >>95872131
>>95872117
And thats okay, its just a shame gw pushed it for everrrry single new unit for so long! From hell blasters to assault marines, just the same model!
Anonymous No.95872124
>>95871629
SEXO
Anonymous No.95872131 >>95872135
>>95872123
You're trying too hard.
Anonymous No.95872132 >>95872138 >>95872139 >>95872185
>>95872022
>bright green or red
you can do both: green for mucoses and fleshy parts, perhaps even jaws, bits between the exoskeleton and feet, and then red for guns, talons and patterns on carapace, because white carapaces risk looking flat in the larger parts, far from the edges where you can more easily draw streaks, so you can add red patterns on the larger interiors.

pic related saturates the green maybe too much, but gives an idea
Anonymous No.95872135
>>95872131
trying? im just typing my thoughts bro
Anonymous No.95872138
>>95872132
Thanks Doc.
Anonymous No.95872139 >>95872185
>>95872132
or maybe red goes on carapace and melee weapons, while green is for mucoses and ranged weapons
Anonymous No.95872163
>>95871864
i'm doin zerg for mine
Anonymous No.95872174
this model is so underated
Anonymous No.95872181
>>95871253
Thanks anon. Still a lot of sisters to paint (and the three rhinos I stare at in anger every day) but I had the two commemorative characters sitting around unbuilt for forever. Had a little spare time to build them today before going and playing a 1000 point game (won Vs death guard!) today.
Anonymous No.95872185
>>95872132
>>95872139
Anonymous No.95872188 >>95872208
Please post pics of renegade and blackshield Dreadnoughts. I got a Venerable Dreadnought as a gift and I want to make it neutral enough to fit all my Marines armies.
Anonymous No.95872204
If I want to buy into 1k harlequins, what do I buy?
Anonymous No.95872207 >>95872212 >>95872215 >>95872468
You think I could buy a codex, copy the code, repack it and get a refund like nothing happened?
Anonymous No.95872208 >>95872231
>>95872188
>I want to make it neutral enough to fit all my Marines armies.
Then you want to paint it martian red as a techmarine, or black and silver as a deatheatch.
Anonymous No.95872212 >>95872227
>>95872207
The time you spent talking about this fucking code could have been used to work to get money to buy the fucking book.
Anonymous No.95872215 >>95872227
>>95872207
almost definitely not. every flgs i know has a strict no returns policy on anything GW paper, short of GW itself issueing a direct recall like they did with the 10th launch shit
Anonymous No.95872227 >>95872243 >>95872247
>>95872212
I have spent a couple hundreds on recasts and second hand minis this month but why would I buy the book? It's too expensive for what it is.
>>95872215
Looks like the damn bot is trolling me
Anonymous No.95872229 >>95872274
Besides Siegen, what were the Imperial Fish Legion better at than the Ultramarines legion?
Anonymous No.95872231
>>95872208
I want to do something different, not tied to any existing Chapter or faction. I'm considering theming him as a knight-errant with fancy heraldry or the other way around - painting him grey with generic markings like skulls and scripts.
Anonymous No.95872243 >>95872253
>>95872227
Why would you trust AI slop you fucking retard
Anonymous No.95872247 >>95872253
>>95872227
use of the code probably falls under the "damage or heavy use" clause, on account of the fact that you have literally expended a one time consumable portion of the book
Anonymous No.95872253 >>95872279 >>95872281
>>95872243
https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/returns
This is the source it gave me and it checks out
>>95872247
I don't know man. They make it sound like I could buy it at an official store then send it back to them for a refund. You think they would check the code?
Anonymous No.95872274
>>95872229
Nothing, they weren't good at siegecraft or tower defense either, imperial fists are literally the inferior player#2 skin for ultramarines and nothing else.
Anonymous No.95872279 >>95872285 >>95872291
>>95872253
GW books come sealed in shrink wrap, so it'll be obvious if you've opened it
Anonymous No.95872281 >>95872285
>>95872253
i think if they do, you get blacklisted for life. is that really worth trying to save a few bucks?
Anonymous No.95872285 >>95872299 >>95872301
>>95872281
>blacklisted for life
What does that even mean?
>>95872279
How hard can it be to wrap it back up?
Anonymous No.95872291 >>95872301
>>95872279
Return policy doesn't say anything about the plastic wrap btw
Anonymous No.95872299 >>95872312
>>95872285
that means they will not provide you any more customer service support for the rest of your life, your name goes on a black list registry of service abusers. they started doing that after so many people, like yourself, tried to scam them out of free product in the 00s and early 10's. went into place sometime around 2016 or so, and their customer service reps now also demand a fair bit more evidence in terms of photos and receipts before they will process a return
Anonymous No.95872301
>>95872291
>>95872285
It'll be impossible to seal it in a way they won't notice, and it not being sealed means it's no longer in saleable condition.
Same as trying to return clothes without the tags attached, the shop will not take it.
Anonymous No.95872311 >>95872313 >>95872316 >>95872320 >>95872324
which armies are the most elite? i dont want to move around 1500 guys
Anonymous No.95872312
>>95872299
Maybe they should have just lowered their prices instead.
Anonymous No.95872313
>>95872311
In terms of eliteness prolly
knights
chaos knights
custodes
grey knights
wraith based eldar
Anonymous No.95872316
>>95872311
knights, chaos knights
custodes

you can also make a number of armies around big models, like the long-standing nidzilla or perhaps an eldar army all about wraithguards, wraithlords and wraithknights, but their viability varies.
Anonymous No.95872320
>>95872311
Have you considered 2000pts of dreadnoughts
Anonymous No.95872324
>>95872311
Run eldar but entirely wraiths and it's like 40 models for 2k
Anonymous No.95872352 >>95872373
Sororitas battleforce is on sale at Gamenerdz for americans that want it
Anonymous No.95872364 >>95872383 >>95872387 >>95872412
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BWdpVmgaN8k

The most messed up part is Leman Russ, was trying to not even have to attack magnets at all even though he fought what he was supposed to do but Magnus didn't pick up the phone.
Anonymous No.95872373 >>95872532
>>95872352
Do you want a bajillion sad, sorry sisters and sad friends?
Anonymous No.95872383 >>95872404
>>95872364
never link this garbage again
Anonymous No.95872384 >>95872392 >>95872477 >>95872480
Has anyone scanned the TS codex yet?
If I'm only going to buy one for the code I could chop it up and scan it if not
Anonymous No.95872387 >>95872404
>>95872364
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.95872392 >>95872416
>>95872384
do it for daddy, kitten.
Anonymous No.95872404
>>95872383
Screw you, I like it.

>>95872387
It's a 15-second YouTube video and it's not even mine .Also you do know that this site allows you to post YouTube videos where it actually will play the video from YouTube?
Anonymous No.95872412
>>95872364
dunno, ask /hhg/
Anonymous No.95872416 >>95872427
>>95872392
It's not on the mega so I might do it
Anonymous No.95872422 >>95872448
Does anyone even play TS here
Anonymous No.95872427 >>95872446
>>95872416
don't forget to wear these while you scan it
Anonymous No.95872441
>>95869250 (OP)
Is the space wolves codex out? Host shit it is?
Anonymous No.95872446
>>95872427
I'm probably not going to scan it myself.
I cheapened out for the CSM codex and did it on a relative's cheap home office scanner and I don't think it came out great.
Anonymous No.95872448
>>95872422
Why would anyone play with tranies? Are you gay?
Anonymous No.95872459
>>95870328
Imagine the sculptor at fly number 30, "what this guy needs is another couple dozen flies, yeah that'll look sick (heh, sick)"
Anonymous No.95872461
30 guardsmen and a warlord leman russ tank commander and three leman russ tanks managed to fit under 1k points on newrecruit.
Should I do it?
Anonymous No.95872466
>>95869651
It says women can be marines now
Anonymous No.95872468 >>95872481
>>95872207
Codexes now come with codes? For gw’s official app right?
Anonymous No.95872477 >>95872506 >>95872612
>>95872384
Yes it's been scanned. Afaik the books currently available to order that have not been scanned are:
>Codex: Aeldari
>Codex: Chaos Knights
>Codex: Death Guard
>Codex: Space Wolves
>Codex: World Eaters
>Crusade: Armageddon
>Crusade: Nachmund Gauntlet
No need to rip up your TS codex.
Anonymous No.95872480 >>95872492
>>95872384
Yes
https://gofile.io/d/Br4g1K

In exchange of saving you from spending money on the book I now expect you to spend money on a coomer mini appropriately themed for your army and to post a photo of a game where you play it.

This is legally binding.
Anonymous No.95872481 >>95872565
>>95872468
Yeah. The official app is legit good, I didn't expect it. With the free version you get the rules and a single army list, in a nice clean convenient UI but GW being greedy bitches if you need to buy a codex to add its datasheets to the app.
Anonymous No.95872492
>>95872480
Nope I still need the fucking code, but I'll stop talking about it and buy the damn thing. Shame I can't turn that into a good action toward /40kg/ but oh well
Anonymous No.95872506
>>95872477
>>Codex: Aeldari
Didn't that come out half a year ago?
Anonymous No.95872508 >>95872517
>Buy a model on ebay, listed as new on spure
>Seller prints label
>six days later, still haven't taken it to the PO.
>Message them, they finally actually ship it.
>Get it today
>It's not new on sprue.
>It's built and primed
>They jammed it in a small bubble mailer
>It's broken

Why are people so dumb about this? It would have cost the same to at least put this in a damn box.
Anonymous No.95872517 >>95872587
>>95872508
kek wtf
Anonymous No.95872532
>>95872373
I'm sure someone is into that
Anonymous No.95872561 >>95872577 >>95872619
Warhammer is awesome. How did this ever get approved
Anonymous No.95872565
>>95872481
Is there really a point of using it over new recruit at the moment at least until gw throws the copyright hammer at them?
Anonymous No.95872577
>>95872561
Classic Heroic scale proportions, please be understanding.
Anonymous No.95872587
>>95872517
I'm genuinely looking forward to this guy trying to argue that a noxious blightbringer is totally fine to jam in a small bubble mailer.
Anonymous No.95872592 >>95872596 >>95872600
>>95869250 (OP)
Is Eldar technology genelocked? I've seen references in threads here and there but I want hard proof.
Anonymous No.95872596
>>95872592
you need to be (((psychic))) to use their stuff
Anonymous No.95872600
>>95872592
no it is not, but some of it is psyker locked. A lot of their mechanisms like doors only work if you ask it to open. Things like guns work with triggers often which is why marines and inquistiors, and rogue traders, like shuriken guns
Anonymous No.95872612 >>95872652
>>95872477
eldar and nachmund gauntlet have high quality scans, but they omitted the fluff sections (for eldar there's a high quality scan with fluff too, but only in french)
armageddon has a full scan, but it's low quality
Anonymous No.95872619 >>95872629 >>95872634
>>95872561
the shoulders don't go in the middle of the fuckhueg pauldron
Anonymous No.95872629
>>95872619
yes they do you can see the arm motion in the model
Anonymous No.95872633
>>95871810
it doesn't, it's a gentlemen agreement, you can a full anti-infantry tank list to a 1K point game too, but if you do it you're not gonna play multiple games against the same opponent
Anonymous No.95872634 >>95872650
>>95872619
Doesn't fix it even if you assume the old models have the pauldrons offset like the new ones
Anonymous No.95872650 >>95872681
>>95872634
That's because you can't draw
Anonymous No.95872652
>>95872612
>not scanning the narrative section of the narrative supplement
What kind of derangement even is this?
Anonymous No.95872681
>>95872650
okay retard whatever you say
Anonymous No.95872703 >>95872802
Second one ready. Just 28 more to go.
Anonymous No.95872772
can't even fucking find proonted dark lances
this army is hell
Anonymous No.95872775 >>95872804 >>95872816
why does no one use drop pods if they are a turn one deepstrike for a really strong unit?
Anonymous No.95872802
>>95872703
cool scheme anon
Anonymous No.95872804 >>95872823
>>95872775
Cus you can’t charge out of them or rapid ingress them and you can get just as far with twice the firepower using an impulsor or land raider.
Anonymous No.95872816 >>95872823
>>95872775
there's nothing to drop. It cannot drop Gravis or Terminators

Generally most Tacticus units are more support oriented. The melee units are killy but can't charge properly
So you're left with Hellblasters, Infernus or Sternguard. Sternguard and Hellblasters are really good but they need a character and the Drop Pod only has 10 so you can't get a shooty-killy unit either. The best you can get is 4 Devs with Multimeltas, but Meltas suck ass this edition, and Lascannons have range.

If you're just staging, scouts do that better.

The days of suicide combi-melta SGV are over.
Anonymous No.95872823
>>95872816
>>95872804
thank you both for the good answers
Anonymous No.95872839 >>95872844
tried a unit of 10 heavy ints + the Ironfather
ate 2 doombolts, all of magnus' shooting, a triple plasma forgefiend and 2 rurbric squads while hit with all the 1k sons debuffs
one guy lived. Very excited to see what they do against an army without crippling debuffs
Anonymous No.95872844 >>95872856
>>95872839
I’ve had a 10 man survive 4 turns in melee with the nightbringer, without fierros
Anonymous No.95872856
>>95872844
Yeah, they're really cheap wounds now. Part of me wants to run 30 Heavy Intercessors, oath down all of the good Damage 3 stuff they have and try to win the game through horrific attrition
Anonymous No.95872874
Anonymous No.95872891 >>95872897 >>95872918
Motivate me to finish painting my last Exalted Sorcerer so I can move on to my War Dogs
Anonymous No.95872897
>>95872891
All is dust!
Anonymous No.95872903 >>95872943 >>95872957 >>95872982 >>95873358 >>95873381 >>95873391 >>95873492
Need votes on left, right, or somewhere between the two
Anonymous No.95872918 >>95872942
>>95872891
show us the first 2
Anonymous No.95872920
>>95872117
That's the problem.
Anonymous No.95872942 >>95872952 >>95873023
>>95872918
I tried contrast and wasn't crazy about it
Anonymous No.95872943 >>95873048
>>95872903
White looks a lot better in my opinion but you need to paint most of the scheme to get a good read
Anonymous No.95872952
>>95872942
Nice, I picked the same head for the floating dude
Anonymous No.95872957 >>95873048
>>95872903
Right gets my vote.
Anonymous No.95872982 >>95873048
>>95872903
Left is pulling a goofy pose
Anonymous No.95872988 >>95873001 >>95873004 >>95873093
Ive only seen praise but I really dont like how rounded the new mk3 are, they changed a lot of the vibe and the new helmets look bad compared to the classic knight helms
Anonymous No.95873001 >>95873021
>>95872988
Nah the new ones look better in every way.
Anonymous No.95873004
>>95872988
>Ive only seen praise
Literally where, I've never seen anybody say anything good about them other than the proportions
Anonymous No.95873021 >>95873042 >>95873093
>>95873001
How so? The old ones look exactly right. Practically identical to the art. The new ones are a redesign for 0 reason, and why change historical designs, its been established for decades what the armour mks look like
Anonymous No.95873023 >>95873074
>>95872942
At least you got em painted. This summer I'm planning on blitzing all my armies and speedpainting them. I worry too much about making them perfect but I have way too many models to worry about that. If I do I'll never start. I just need to fucking do it. I also have a bunch of Thousand Sons to do and I'm not looking forward to it. Probably gonna do my Death Guard first since you can just slap green and a wash on them and they're 90% done.
Anonymous No.95873042 >>95873077 >>95873093
>>95873021
New ones also look like the new art.
They have better proportions, especially the heads, old ones were too big, made them look bobbleheaded like old cadians.
>its been established for decades what the armour mks look like
The exact design has changed every time they've been depicted. The original designs from late RT aren't exactly like the ones from 4th and 5th and those are also different from the FW designs.
Anonymous No.95873048
>>95872943
>>95872957
Cheers, that's helpful
>>95872982
The gamble with secondhand models
Too lazy to rip arms off and repose for what are just scheme testing models
Anonymous No.95873050 >>95873056 >>95873065
I hope the new Drop Pods let you carry Gravis for 2 per slot or 1 dread
Anonymous No.95873056
>>95873050
No.
Anonymous No.95873065
>>95873050
You and me both buddy.
Anonymous No.95873074 >>95873080 >>95873620
>>95873023
I'm doing Death Guard after Tsons.
At this rate I'll get to them after a year
Anonymous No.95873077 >>95873083 >>95873091 >>95873093 >>95873094 >>95873098
>>95873042
Thats cool the new models look like the new art but to avoided a "ask hhg" moment I have to say that hh is a historical fantasy people play for the same autism frens in hwg have. The old helmets looked like evil knights. The new ones look lame. They give exactly nothing. If gw wanted new armour designs theyd have been better off just calling it something else. This time proportions barely come into it, the old kit was already much bigger than tactical marines.
Anonymous No.95873080
>>95873074
Imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.95873083
>>95873077
New guy has the same shape and roundess as a blue tac figure
Anonymous No.95873091 >>95873106 >>95873110
>>95873077
>Thats cool the new models look like the new art
Point is the art was done to look like the models so of course they look the same.
>The new ones look lame.
Well I think they look just as evil knights in space but without making them look like bobbleheads.
>This time proportions barely come into it, the old kit was already much bigger than tactical marines.
No, the old kit was the same scale as the others, this one just had straight legs for all their poses so they appeared taller. They weren't. The new mk3 poses with straight legs mog over them.
Anonymous No.95873093
>>95873077
>>95873042
>>95873021
>>95872988
I’ve grown to like the new mkiii because I watched logh (original) and it made me like Germany so now I like the numkiii because the spike creates a pickelhaube effect.
Still I’ve seen old crusade era armor have pickelhaube spikes and yet it was the mkiii that got it. I have a feeling it was so that at tabletop distance the mks could be more easily identified as different from each other.
Anonymous No.95873094
>>95873077
Also those kneepads on the old dude look retarded. They always did. They forgot to give them any attachment point so they feel like discs instead of articulations.
Anonymous No.95873098 >>95873107 >>95873136 >>95873145
>>95873077
Doesn't matter too much now that the thinking mans power armor mark has arrived.
Anonymous No.95873106 >>95873140
>>95873091
I disagree they have bobbleheads. I was painting one earlier, the helmet seems pretty proportional to me anon.
Anonymous No.95873107 >>95873113
>>95873098
Horus heresy really does make everything 40k look bad.
Imagine if the fw team was let out of the hh sheds to do some 40k work. They’d mog the main 40k sculpt team and the AoS team.
Anonymous No.95873110 >>95873121
>>95873091
the heads only look like bobbleheads because you're used to their helmets being way too small for their heads
Anonymous No.95873113 >>95873137
>>95873107
>Horus heresy really does make everything 40k look bad
lol
>They’d mog the main 40k sculpt team and the AoS team
LOL
Anonymous No.95873121 >>95873130
>>95873110
True anon, people dont realise how big helmets have to actually be irl to be worn. Especially historically where heads have stayed the same size really but the average man was 5ft5. A medieval knights helmet WAS a bobblehead I suppose, it shouldn't be considered a flaw
Anonymous No.95873130 >>95873142
>>95873121
well that's a bad example, greathelms were usually only worn during a cavalry charge and were so large because they'd be worn over a coif and a smaller capped helmet that would be kept on after the charge
Anonymous No.95873136
>>95873098
Whats up with the gym machine weights in their thighs
Anonymous No.95873137 >>95873527
>>95873113
It’s true though.
If you aren’t going to explain why I’m wrong then I’ll just accept your concession.
Anonymous No.95873140 >>95873164
>>95873106
This motherfucker is 4 heads tall.
Anonymous No.95873142
>>95873130
Would make sense for the MKIII helmet to be a bit more larger since it was designed to be an up armored variant of the MKII for close quarter fighting.
Anonymous No.95873145 >>95873153
>>95873098
>scopes sight isn’t blocked by iron sights
Bravo James. Now fix it for the primaris intercessor bolt rifles with the scopes.
Anonymous No.95873153
>>95873145
>Now fix it for the primaris intercessor bolt rifles with the scopes.
The only way is to delete primaris, intercessors and bolt rifles from existance.
Anonymous No.95873164 >>95873175
>>95873140
So what bro its a power fantasy, the proportions aren't perfect but are alright the original point was why redesign the whole thing when the design is well liked. People like mk3 and now its very different. They could have just made the bodies taller
Anonymous No.95873175 >>95873213
>>95873164
So it does look like a bobblehead when his head is so huge he is 4 heads tall.
Anonymous No.95873213
>>95873175
Im not saying the ratio is perfect. Just that they had better proportions than standard tactical marines and that the design is perfect as it is and has been changed drastically and I find the changes to make it worse from the back pack to the new unrelated helmets
Anonymous No.95873221 >>95873230 >>95873258 >>95873271
How do you guys get around painting models you’re just sort of neutral towards? I like specialty Marines with unique armor like Terminators and Bladeguard, while I find it hard to get motivated for just regular dudes. What I mean, is that when I noticed myself getting quicker at painting Hellblasters I would think β€œCan’t wait to get this over with,” while with painting Terminators quicker it was β€œCan’t wait to paint more Terminators,” Only asking cause I want some more regular Marines for gameplay purposes, as the solution is pretty clear otherwise.
Anonymous No.95873230
>>95873221
There are parts of models I enjoy painting even if I feel neutral towards the model overall, so I try to look forward to that.
Anonymous No.95873258
>>95873221
Don't add decals and just low effort it instead of ridiculous colour schemes
Prime
Airbrush base coat
Add shoulder trim
Black for the undersuit
Eyes
Gunmetal under backpacks and on the gun
Air metallic blue plasma
Add a technical
Dump in nuln oil
Drybrush a little like white on the black undersuit and on the base

They will look good enough
Anonymous No.95873271
>>95873221
A finished model is nice, a finished squad all together is great.
Anonymous No.95873358 >>95873577
>>95872903
Left
Right blends together too much
Anonymous No.95873381 >>95873382 >>95873577
>>95872903
Oh is someone else doing white/orange creamsicle marines again? Frozen Flames anon lives on.
Anonymous No.95873382 >>95873399 >>95873417 >>95873418 >>95873472
>>95873381
What happened to him anyway?
Anonymous No.95873391 >>95873577
>>95872903
Right imo
Anonymous No.95873399 >>95873433
>>95873382
Sperged out and quit
Anonymous No.95873417 >>95873433
>>95873382
I think he quit when the femstodes thing happened. A shame because his marines were cool and I appreciate his dedication to his OC chapter.
Anonymous No.95873418 >>95873433
>>95873382
Femstodes became canon and he announced he had quit because in his mind he thought that it was the beginning of the end for warhammer. So he decided to get out while his models still had worth I guess.
So he had a final game and quit.
Anonymous No.95873433
>>95873418
>>95873417
>>95873399
lmao
Anonymous No.95873472 >>95873495 >>95873503
>>95873382
It's assumed Femstodes made him quit but I get the feeling he was looking for an excuse to quit.
Anonymous No.95873492 >>95873577
>>95872903
I'm going to miss your orange and teal dudes
But my vote goes to the left of these two
Anonymous No.95873495
>>95873472
Maybe, but I feel like you wouldn't get so into your army that you commission fanart of them and custom convert every character model and then look for a way out. IMO he probably got noticed as a 4chan poster in his LGS or somewhere else as he has a unique army, and just made up an excuse to stop posting his models here.
Anonymous No.95873503 >>95873540 >>95873551 >>95873619
>>95873472
it made me want to quit, normally I dont give a fuck about any of the chud stuff, I just thought, if they're gonna retcon that why bother getting invested?

Thankfully the brief feeling passed and I remembered all of this is probably gonna disappear when the fairweather fans fuck off to something new, and even then, no one can stop me just buying the stuff and just not using gw's garbage rules and 42k setting
Anonymous No.95873527
>>95873137
Not even that anon. You can’t post a single mini from that entire setting that’s worth salvaging. Even the people in the Horus heresy general don’t like them, same for the sloptubers. Somehow the khadrons look tame compared to solar auxilia in the steam punk competition.
Anonymous No.95873538 >>95873633
the femstodes debacle was such a nothingburger hyped up by grifters and sloptubers looking for the next thing to be outraged over
Anonymous No.95873540 >>95873560 >>95873574 >>95873633
>>95873503
>I just thought, if they're gonna retcon that why bother getting invested?
They've retconned far more important stuff before and since. Like I get why people were pissed about it but overall it's basically nothing.
Anonymous No.95873551 >>95873574 >>95873582 >>95873640
>>95873503
>it made me want to quit
Same. But then I realized that the femstodes thing was probably just gw trying to compromise with β€œthat crowd.” If anything I’d say they probably did the compromise well and found out that the crowd they are trying to appeal to don’t translate into sales and neither does the β€œchudhammer” crowd as well.
And I also realized that because I play guard I will have an easier time putting my models into use for other games besides warhammer 40k so that’s fine as well.
Anonymous No.95873558
>>95869320
1k, kill team, and combat patrol are the only modes I care about. Big battles are cool for an occasional match but largely just aren't worth it and less fun than smaller battles
Anonymous No.95873560
>>95873540
People have looked at what Disney did to Star Wars with the sequel trilogy and fear something like that happening to 40k.
The bl stuff is easily ignorable but something like femstodes not so much but I will not lie I was disheartened and concerned for 40k.

Not to mention disappointed in all the pol users come to larp as bad lefties that came from that incident.
Anonymous No.95873570
>>95870118
Yeah, honestly I'm more interested this than the nids. Big monsters are neat but I just don't care that much
Anonymous No.95873574
>>95873540
the clumsiness of it and the attempt to appeal to a crowd that is not going to become fans en masse felt oooft.

>>95873551
this explains it well, and yeah I can see that lots of people complaining arent buying the minis.
Anonymous No.95873577
>>95873358
>>95873391
Thanks for the input, going with left for this batch
>>95873381
erm ackshually it's light grey
and maybe it's fitting, he was one of the painters here I made a goal to be able to paint like when I first started my chapter a couple years back
>>95873492
They'll still be around, might end up going back to them if I find a suitable orange finally
Anonymous No.95873582 >>95873597
>>95873551
I think a β€œblessing” of Warhammer is that the margins are such that they quite literally cannot afford to stick it to the chuds at the expense of all else.
Anonymous No.95873586 >>95873598
Aighty June entry just about done.
Anonymous No.95873597
>>95873582
That’s true. I think another blessing is that 40k may have taught some youngsters to get a job to work early.
For me it was Lego but 40k really made me work my second job in my teens for what I was into.
Anonymous No.95873598 >>95873656
>>95873586
FUCK I JUST REALIZED I COVERED SOME OF THE CRYSTALS IN TECHNICAL PAINT
Anonymous No.95873619 >>95873709
>>95873503
You have no models and will attempt to deflect from this
Anonymous No.95873620
>>95873074
>clean it up, jannie
Anonymous No.95873633 >>95873639 >>95873973 >>95873993 >>95874084 >>95874099 >>95874118 >>95874173
>>95873538
>>95873540
Basically every right wing platform ran articles telling their echo chambers to be mad about it. There where unironically thousands of 40k youtubers and random sub 1000 view grifters who got on their soapboxes to shout about how DEI was ruining something else. The party line was they took boobs out of video games and now they are literally transing custodes. It was a nothingburger in real life but for the people whos entire personality is the culture war they were told to be mad about it.

There were even tons of people saying it was female space marines because they didn't actually know the difference between marines and custodes. Even now, you get poltards ITT who say "it was a litmus test for female space marines" even though the company has gone on the record several times in recent times to say they will never make female space marines.
Anonymous No.95873639 >>95873656
>>95873633
The fact of the matter is I don't give a fuck about Custodes fluff and any changes made to it do not affect me because I didn't like Custodes to begin with.
They can continue to do whatever they want to them and I will continue to not care.
Anonymous No.95873640 >>95873657
>>95873551
>that the crowd they are trying to appeal to don’t translate into sales
they literally didn't make any femstodes products. how could you judge how it affects sales? can you point to me a femstodes model I can buy?
Anonymous No.95873656 >>95873717
>>95873598
Its okay, it ties the scene together, a little bit of mud got on the crystals. Not a big deal. Source on the crystals btw?

>>95873639
That's kind of my point though. No one gave a fuck, it was literally a single paragraph in a codex that let people do a canon friendly headswap if they wanted to on their models. It didn't affect anything and it was barely even a retcon. It wasn't even tertiaries getting mad, it was almost all manufactured outrage. Custodes are a niche faction, in the bottom half of popularity.
Anonymous No.95873657 >>95873666
>>95873640
They made an entire animation about one and may release models for hh you never know at this point.
Anonymous No.95873666 >>95873784
>>95873657
Well, if they make some femstodes heads we can maybe see if affects sales.
Anonymous No.95873709 >>95873738 >>95873759 >>95873764 >>95873787 >>95873798
>>95873619
Shut your bitch ass up, here’s my latest wips
Anonymous No.95873717
>>95873656
Got the base STL from Txarli Factory.

Well, that's where it was originally sold, but you won't catch a broke grad student paying 20$ for some STLs
Anonymous No.95873721
>>95870475
Lower half is Nighthaunt Tomb Banshee. Look up Larsonic Miniatures; he has some cool kitbashes.
Anonymous No.95873738 >>95873748
>>95873709
>I swear I'm not a tourist
>here's two unfinished 3rd party models that don't coincide with any 40k factions to prove it
Anonymous No.95873748 >>95873769
>>95873738
...lol did you actually just type that?

Those are two squat adventurers, 40k from before you were born.
Anonymous No.95873759 >>95873799 >>95873817
>>95873709
>no timestamp
Anonymous No.95873764
>>95873709
Never actually post models when requested unless they post them first, they will always shitpost and move the goalposts
Nice dorfs
Anonymous No.95873769 >>95873833
>>95873748
When was that last time you could play 40k with squat adventurers. Do you even know? Doesn't seem like custodes affected your purchasing if you only have things from 30 years ago that are half finished
Anonymous No.95873784
>>95873666
Didn’t think of it from that angle. Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.95873787 >>95873808
>>95873709
>no timestamps
Cool this is my model
Anonymous No.95873798
>>95873709
This is why you don’t respond to those who demand model pics without posting their own. They’re just trolling and will move the goalposts no matter what.
Anonymous No.95873799
>>95873759
This is why people don't respond to your shitty bait, you just go
>nuh-uh, not good enough
Forever. If you don't post your own models first you have no grounds to ask for others'
Anonymous No.95873808
>>95873787
cool here are mine
Anonymous No.95873817 >>95873821 >>95873841 >>95873850 >>95873852 >>95873861
>>95873759
lol
Anonymous No.95873821
>>95873817
Lmao no model shitposter btfo’d
I can’t wait to see what his next goalpost is.
Anonymous No.95873832 >>95873871 >>95873903 >>95873927 >>95873975 >>95874017 >>95874059 >>95874075
>Eldar are one of the longest standing factions in the game, predating even Chaos
>Evidently popular, their refresh sold out fast and most of them have remained high-demand
>Nobody takes them seriously at all, even in memes
But why?
Anonymous No.95873833
>>95873769
you can play with them right now in necromunda or...an older edition!

And last time I checked a guy can collect old and new stuff and be working on things, post your stuff no minis boi.
Anonymous No.95873841 >>95873859
>>95873817
HI JACK, NICE MODELS YOU'VE GOT THERE
Anonymous No.95873850 >>95873878
>>95873817
Nta but next time take care to make sure you’re not showing any personal info like your first name in the email tab.
Still it is awesome that you btfo’d the no model shitposter.
Anonymous No.95873852
>>95873817
>photoshopped
>no ass
>no boobs
>take the L
Anonymous No.95873859 >>95873868 >>95873885
>>95873841
Thank you lol, also a bonus treat for you all, the squats, plus their lobogryn aide and the local β€œholy man”watch on as the mechanicus delegation meets a being known as a β€˜High Programmer’ and his β€œtroubleshooters”.
Anonymous No.95873861
>>95873817
>No Gay Sex With Hats On
Obviously fake.
Anonymous No.95873868
>>95873859
I really want to play a game of Paranoia because I just looked into it in the year of 2025 and it looks really cool.
Anonymous No.95873871
>>95873832
Eldar players want to be bullied, why else would they play Elves?
Anonymous No.95873878 >>95873918
>>95873850
That’s not my name, throwaway email the surname was me just hitting the keys and that’s what came out lol

Not sure why I care I have the same stupid slap fights on discord and threads, I’m incorrigible but it’s so much fun some times
Anonymous No.95873885
>>95873859
Forgot pic
Anonymous No.95873903
>>95873832
elves, male and female, have been coombait for so long everyone mentally thinks of them like strippers and has no respect for them. In most fantasy settings the elves exist as wives and romantic interests for superior human cock. In the two most profitable fantasy settings of all time, Lord of the Rings and Warcraft, elven women lost to human dick.
Anonymous No.95873918
>>95873878
>discord slap fights
I kept getting dragged into discord slap fights when all I wanted to do was help the members of the small group.
They just kept taking offense to me trying to give advice and eventually I had to realize that the friends I met online during my high school days were too far gone.
Sometimes I wonder if it was me that was the asshole but one of the ex members echoed the same toxic opinion.
My evidence that it’s not me was that it was the only server out of three I mained in where there was significant drama of me being dragged in.
I also noticed it was the only server with queers in it looking back.

We had a great 40k crusade going. Which was why I stuck around longer than I should have.
Anonymous No.95873927 >>95873934 >>95874035
>>95873832
Inferiority complex. Those that can't enjoy them hate them because they feel personally attacked when something else is described as better than them.
Anonymous No.95873934
>>95873927
projection
Anonymous No.95873973 >>95874007 >>95874191
>>95873633
Anonymous No.95873975
>>95873832
>Nobody takes them seriously
GW refuses to take them seriously themselves?
I don't think I have seen anyone truly enjoy recent Eldar books, fuck it their refresh was nice and made me consider buying my own craftworld with bikes wraiths and hookers but there's always an idea stopping me from investing on the elves.

The thought that one day we will get dinosaurs, until I get my dinosaurs I will not buy any substantial elf army outside of a few wraiths for painting purposes.
Anonymous No.95873993 >>95874043
>>95873633
The average culture warrior, left or right, gets 40k hideously wrong and I've seen people insist either /yourdudes/ can't work or try and police using the "wrong" colors on Ultramarines or Blood Angels, or they insist crap like
>Emprah must be wite because this is what white people look like.

I also don't care for Custodes and still think it diminishes how special snowlfake they are to have a whole army rather than a handful of powerful yet high cost units for Imperial Agents. It really turns them into another flavor of Space Marine IMO and this game has no shortage of that. So the Femstodes didn't do shit to me. Given each Custodes is a one-of-a-kind piece, I'd go as far to say it makes more sense for them rather than Space Marines.
Anonymous No.95874007
>>95873973
>Headshot
>From a moving plane
>On a falling person
>With a pistol
This is more ridiculous than Grey Knights willingly killing their allies
Anonymous No.95874017
>>95873832
Their refresh was half-assed and a bunch of those models suck, for one thing. But much worse is how Eldar have been treated in the lore for decades. They are absolute butt-monkeys who get clowned on at every turn, it's almost comical how cruel the writers are to them, like they exist just to be humiliated. There's pretty much no undoing that damage at this point.
Anonymous No.95874035
>>95873927
Very true, fellow Eldar. These pathetic and primitive mon'keigh cannot understand the beauty of our majestic civilization. It is simply beyond them.
Anonymous No.95874037 >>95874068 >>95874232
What’s everyone up to tonight? Im bored and wanna see some more models!
Anonymous No.95874043 >>95874058 >>95874120 >>95874147 >>95874152
>>95873993
The problem is that, if the rest of the culture war didn't exist, like all the context of this shit that's been going on for the past decade or so was just deleted from the timeline, probably little to no people would care about femstodes. But it's a clear issue of "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" with all wokeshit and people have become extremely exhausted by it destroying other franchises so they second they get a whiff of it trying to sneak in anywhere in 40k they go immediately on the attack. And that counteraction is justified, even if some of the people jumping in on it are culture warriors first and 40k fans second and don't even know shit about the setting themselves either - I'll still take their help because fuck wokeoids trying to infest my hobby with their bullshit. The slippery slope has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to actually exist and NOT be a fallacy, so you can't give them a toe in anywhere.
Anonymous No.95874058 >>95874147
>>95874043
Well said my brotha, we gotta stop these gaystodes before they infect the brain.
Anonymous No.95874059
>>95873832
>Not human, therefore can't be protagonists
>Also not cool as antagonists like Chaos, Orks, or Necrons
>Even Tau have something going for them and can interact properly with humans
Eldar have no reason to exist.
Anonymous No.95874060 >>95874064
>Have a friend over to teach him how to play
>Let him use my Space Marines, the army of mine I think is more competitive
>Play my CSM that is just kits I thought looked cool
>Have more fun with the CSM than I ever did with the loyalists
Oh...
Anonymous No.95874064
>>95874060
So do you think the warp has totally raped you or should he execute you now?
Anonymous No.95874068 >>95874082
>>95874037
You should paint some Horus heresy models, I think you’d like the game now.
Anonymous No.95874075
>>95873832
Their outfits are very stupid. The majority of the army looks like power rangers
Anonymous No.95874082 >>95874088
>>95874068
Why?
Anonymous No.95874084
>>95873633
The whole culture war is exhausting and it has spread to every fucking faucet of fiction because activists don't create. They only assimilate other media around them and use it to further their own agenda. 40k has been in contention because it's now the mainstream so all the culture vultures want to nitpick the setting to death or force changes that contradict the setting entirely. I recommend watching Adam Something's video just to see how misinformed breadtubers like him really are about 40k.
Anonymous No.95874088 >>95874091 >>95874092
>>95874082
Space wolves and blood angels are cooler and more fun there.
Anonymous No.95874091 >>95874107
>>95874088
I will not be fooled into leaving 40k!
Anonymous No.95874092 >>95874107
>>95874088
Don't send the mutant to hhg. They'll only support his nazi tanks and enable this behavior more.
Anonymous No.95874099
>>95873633
>even though the company has gone on the record several times in recent times to say they will never make female space marines
Substantiate your claims.
Anonymous No.95874105
Okay so wait, I'm just getting back into 40k. You can freely mix eldar, dark eldar and harlequins now? And corsairs? Is it all just one big soup army? How does that work?
Anonymous No.95874107 >>95874163
>>95874091
No, seriously. Consider it. The new edition genuinely looks fun, it’s why a majority of 40k has slowed down, all the activity is there now. At least paint the primarchs, you can’t really complete your collection without them, at the very least.
>>95874092
Who cares, he seems to really like space wolves and bloood angels if he’s willing to even model knights after them.
Anonymous No.95874118
>>95873633
They may say they'll never make female space marines but I'm gonna turn every Gravis Marine into a Gravid Marine if you catch my drift and there's nothing that GW can do to prevent it.
Anonymous No.95874120 >>95874129 >>95874131 >>95874154
>>95874043
>And that counteraction is justified, even if some of the people jumping in on it are culture warriors first and 40k fans second and don't even know shit about the setting themselves either - I'll still take their help because fuck wokeoids trying to infest my hobby with their bullshit.
This is the excuse of another invasion by another side. This is how standards are lowered.
Anonymous No.95874129 >>95874138 >>95874140 >>95874147
>>95874120
>But the other side are doing it!
Fuck you and fuck your side more. The standards are already far below sanitary at this point and at least the other side leaves the fucking kids alone
Anonymous No.95874131
>>95874120
This.
>b-but it helps fight t-those guys
>muh woke
>muh antiwoke
hang all politics faggots
Anonymous No.95874136 >>95874226
Any Crusade players here? How are your crusades going?
Anonymous No.95874138 >>95874156
>>95874129
>fuck your side
>y-you're on t-that side!!!
hang
all
politics
faggots
Anonymous No.95874140 >>95874156
>>95874129
>Your side
Nice gaslight
Anonymous No.95874147 >>95874169
>>95874043
>>95874058
>>95874129
This is how it happens. You make some bitch excuses on how this is the lesser of two evils when neither should be tolerated. Did you know this hobby existed before 2016?
Anonymous No.95874152 >>95874169
>>95874043
>I'll still take their help because fuck wokeoids
culture warriors are so brainrotted they type all this shit out and think they are superior to archtards
Anonymous No.95874154 >>95874164 >>95874169 >>95874170 >>95874180 >>95874188 >>95874209
>>95874120
It's different because one side isn't trying to change any of the existing lore, they're just defending the status quo out of impulse. Their greatest sin is that sometimes they just don't get the setting either and overreact to some things that aren't a big deal out of ignorance, but it's still far, far less damaging to the franchise and the community than the woke side. Anyone trying to paint both sides as "just as bad!" is being disingenuous and is almost always a lefty arguing in bad faith to weaken resistance to their agenda.
Anonymous No.95874156
>>95874140
>>95874138
Motherfucker is already trying to blame sides as is with his "invasion by another side" bullshit. Fuck him. I just want to paint models and complain about shitty rules
Anonymous No.95874159 >>95874188
This shit reminds me of the reaction to SM2
>muh woke improbable cadian girls
>muh fascist 40k dog whistle
when neither side actually plays the game then some moron goes
>g-gaymers win!!!
when the game turns out a success.
Anonymous No.95874163 >>95874176 >>95874185
>>95874107
I already have the primarchs from 30k for my armies.
Anonymous No.95874164 >>95874171 >>95874180 >>95874309
>>95874154
>It's different because one side isn't trying to change any of the existing lore
You serious? I've heard people deny Salamanders by insisting black Space Marines can't exist.
Anonymous No.95874167 >>95874179 >>95874189 >>95874520 >>95874527
The only way 40k gets a good ending is if someone can find a way for humanity to evolve into something greater, but that would require good writing to be touched on.
Anonymous No.95874169 >>95874178 >>95874188 >>95874192 >>95874207
>>95874147
>Did you know this hobby existed before 2016?
Considering I've been part of it since 1997, yeah, trust me, I know far more about the hobby than you, and I will take the lesser of two evils any fucking day.
>neither should be tolerated
I would agree with you if that were a realistic option but it isn't.

>>95874152
See >>95874154
>Anyone trying to paint both sides as "just as bad!" is being disingenuous and is almost always a lefty arguing in bad faith to weaken resistance to their agenda.
Anonymous No.95874170 >>95874180
>>95874154
>It's different because one side isn't trying to change any of the existing lore, they're just defending the status quo out of impulse.
>isn't trying to change any of the existing lore
There are people insisting a Turk like the Emprah is modern American white.
Anonymous No.95874171 >>95874188
>>95874164
From who? Are you gonna elaborate on the salamanders claim or are you just gonna talk more shit out your ass?
Anonymous No.95874172
Man im going so slow on my bears, i just wanna paint my new knights
Anonymous No.95874173
>>95873633
I'm not mad but obviously women in the Custodes were done as a DEI type advancement. GW straight up gaslit the community saying it was always that way when the lore clearly stated it was always sons of the nobility. I don't really care either way, Custodes lore is dogshit and the faction is lame and gay.
Anonymous No.95874176
>>95874163
Post them
Anonymous No.95874178 >>95874251
>>95874169
>>Did you know this hobby existed before 2016?
>Considering I've been part of it since 1997, yeah, trust me, I know far more about the hobby than you, and I will take the lesser of two evils any fucking day.
>>neither should be tolerated
>I would agree with you if that were a realistic option but it isn't
This sounds like a newfag trying too hard to fit in.
Anonymous No.95874179
>>95874167
>The only way 40k gets a good ending is if someone can find a way for humanity to evolve into something greater
Drop colony on Terra. Free souls held down by Earth's gravity. Newtype pussy today.
Anonymous No.95874180 >>95874200 >>95874201
>>95874164
>I've heard people deny Salamanders by insisting black Space Marines can't exist.
>>95874170
>There are people insisting a Turk like the Emprah is modern American white.
Yeah, I already addressed this.

>>95874154
>Their greatest sin is that sometimes they just don't get the setting either and overreact to some things that aren't a big deal out of ignorance
Just correct them. Again, still a better problem to deal with than the unrelenting barrage of absolute FAGGOTRY the other side of the culture war is trying to inflict.
Anonymous No.95874185 >>95874195
>>95874163
Lemme guess they're covered in as many decals as possible to the point they look like nascar racers than painted figurines. Don't tell me you somehow found a way to put more of your nazi symbolism on it as well
Anonymous No.95874188 >>95874234
>>95874154
>>95874169
>>95874171
NTA but you people are really, really new to this hobby or the franchise as a whole. We have denials for EVERYTHING from culture warriors everywhere. No, none of it is preserving status quo, some of it like that moronic woke detector does exactly like >>95874159 says and insists Cadian females is DEI or complain about that one black Ultramarine. Salamanders? Yes, people deny those sometimes too.
Anonymous No.95874189 >>95874213
>>95874167
The only way 40k gets a good ending is if Elon buys GW and canonically makes all fags and trannies aligned with Slaanesh.
Anonymous No.95874191
>>95873973
finally got around to watching this the other day
Anonymous No.95874192
>>95874169
>>neither should be tolerated
>I would agree with you if that were a realistic option but it isn't
It is a realistic choice.
Anonymous No.95874195
>>95874185
I bought them pre painted
Anonymous No.95874200 >>95874218 >>95874234
>>95874180
>Just correct them
They aren't a MSGK.
Anonymous No.95874201 >>95874218
>>95874180
>Just correct them
Tried that, doesn't work.
Anonymous No.95874207 >>95874218 >>95874242
>>95874169
>>Anyone trying to paint both sides as "just as bad!" is being disingenuous and is almost always a lefty arguing in bad faith to weaken resistance to their agenda

BREAKING NEWS:
wokeslopper complains about lefties ruining games
Anonymous No.95874209 >>95874218 >>95874224 >>95874264
>>95874154
>No you don't get it guys, THEY are doing it, not me i'm just defending my preference
My brother in christ, you are talking about how you are trying to prevent reactionary culture war bullshit from infecting your hobby while directly participating in reactionary culture war bullshit infecting your hobby.

You can just, oh I don't know, mind your own business and enjoy your hobby with your buddies instead of posting about how its being ruined by people you will never encounter. This reads like someone who is terminally online in a cushy living situation and doesn't have real problems to deal with so they get sucked in to reactionary culture war bullshit. Whatever, bro.
Anonymous No.95874213 >>95874231
>>95874189
Elon would just make the missing primarchs Indian and an ai
Anonymous No.95874218 >>95874233 >>95874237
>>95874200
>>95874201
>>95874207
>>95874209
Fuck you samefagger the FAGOTRY the other side of the culture war is far worse! Fuck you!
Anonymous No.95874224
>>95874209
anon hes literally a rightoid culture war addict. hes just spouting off reasons to defend him bringing politics into 40k. you dont convince these people of anything, and if one is at your LGS you just smile and nod and play games with other people. they will literally spend 400 hours posting in game areas about how much gays are le ebil and then call you lefty if you ask him to shut up.
Anonymous No.95874226 >>95874252
>>95874136
End of the first phase this week. Imperials are getting rekt, some people are showing increasingly less interest, others are extremely excited still. Tau coalition have been all over the place, some early wins but Chaos has been kicking ass. Ironically the chaos coalition are the only ones actually organizing themselves.
Anonymous No.95874231 >>95874236 >>95874253
>>95874213
Indian primarchs would be worth the seethe
Anonymous No.95874232 >>95874243
>>95874037
played a game yesterday. My guard outshot the Tau. And I don't even use any tanks.
Anonymous No.95874233
>>95874218
UH OH WOKESLOPPER MELTY
Anonymous No.95874234 >>95874254 >>95874392
>>95874188
>>95874200
The account has been suspended by now but to my horror, yes that is real. https://x.com/stranglercore/status/1839037925453131815

I'll need to look up wayback machine for this later.
Anonymous No.95874236 >>95874244 >>95874267
>>95874231
Would a Muhgal Empire IG regiment or SM chapter work?
Anonymous No.95874237
>>95874218
sorry, schizo kun...
Anonymous No.95874242 >>95874256 >>95874268 >>95874286
>>95874207
Well yeah, you've infested most of our media to insert your personal agenda into what we love. You ever wonder why people are arguing about this culture war bullshit? It's because of people like you who insert yourselves into other people's hobbies and try to make it about what you like, which includes your personal political safe space to shout the exact same messages over and over again. Your kind taint any discussion you touch and blame the other side for your own techniques, even if the worst thing they did was being ignorant to what they're talking about. I'd rather take an ignoramous with good intentions than a manipulative npc like you
Anonymous No.95874243 >>95874259
>>95874232
>My guard outshot the Tau
lol, nice

I'm going to need some more pictures of that army my dude, that looks sick as hell.
Anonymous No.95874244
>>95874236
Mughal Empire SM or IG would be amazing because it would make rightoids and Indians seethe. But it will never happen because GW don't parody or use Islamic themes or imagery, only Christianity is fair game for GW.
Anonymous No.95874251
>>95874178
No, but you do.
Anonymous No.95874252 >>95874280
>>95874226
Any good games you could share?
Any relics obtained?
Anonymous No.95874253 >>95874260 >>95874333 >>95874342
>>95874231
Kshatryia-based chapter would be pretty sick, even just for the aesthetics. I also really want to see a Librarian with a sick mustache and a turban.
Anonymous No.95874254
>>95874234
>and the mongolian
White Scars not real?
Anonymous No.95874256
>>95874242
This exactly.
Anonymous No.95874259 >>95874304
>>95874243
thanks
Anonymous No.95874260
>>95874253
Uh oh stinky!
Anonymous No.95874263 >>95874273 >>95874288
I want to order out of print stuff so I may pretend I owned it for a long time. I do this when I falseflag.
Anonymous No.95874264
>>95874209
>le both sides the same, I'm definitely a real fan
Yawn
Anonymous No.95874267
>>95874236
Anonymous No.95874268 >>95874285 >>95874298 >>95874308 >>95874313 >>95874392
>>95874242
>insert your personal agenda into what we love
you are a tiny minority. the vast majority of warhammer fans, including the old guard of 90s warhammer players and designers, despise your kind and actively make fun of you. you are the one arguing with an entire thread that throwing a temper tantrum on a game forum about fags infesting your game is somehow a noble heroic crusade. your foremost defender of this ideology, arch, gets like 10k views a video while all the "woke" creators get far more. that adam something video you complained about got 700k views.

You cant exactly do the hole "we stand against you" when you are one or two ugly basement gremlins screaming into the void.
Anonymous No.95874273
>>95874263
Me too
Anonymous No.95874278
>muh both sides
This is the excuse of the culture warrior trying to inject his politics.
Anonymous No.95874280 >>95874282
>>95874252
I’ve got some fluff the EC guy did during a raid on some Tau.
Anonymous No.95874282 >>95874305
>>95874280
Hell yeah, share it anon.
I'm working on my own CSM to start a Crusade with.
Anonymous No.95874285 >>95874290 >>95874291 >>95874292 >>95874293
>>95874268
NTA but the only people that get laughed at behind their backs at my FLGS are the two trannies who are becoming increasingly more isolated with each week. They almost never show up to 40k nights anymore and stick to AoS.
You aren't the norm, normal people don't think your views are sane or kosher. You're disgusting freaks.
Anonymous No.95874286
>>95874242
>you've infested most of our media to insert your personal agenda into what we love.
>you
>we
Loaded terms
Anonymous No.95874288 >>95874294 >>95874314
>>95874263
The truth is, no one will care if you are a grog or not if you have nicely painted models. See retro bangels anon. No one asks if he is a grog or not, but everyone loves his goblin green table with beautiful retrohammer models. Purity testing for how long you've been in the hobby is something that only exists for one or two schizos ITT. Fridgeless behavior desu.
Anonymous No.95874290
>>95874285
But I laugh at you all the time.
Anonymous No.95874291
>>95874285
>NTA but the only people that get laughed at behind their backs at my FLGS are the two trannies who are becoming increasingly more isolated with each week.
Is it time for the made up copypasta?
Anonymous No.95874292 >>95874331
>>95874285
You’ve never engaged with a hobby store, let alone its community at all.
Anonymous No.95874293
>>95874285
>trannies are freaks REEE

Okay lil fella, it's time to take a break.
Anonymous No.95874294
>>95874288
The fridgeless are to be shunned and ignored, nothing more, nothing less.
Anonymous No.95874298
>>95874268
You'd love to think that, but the manufactured consensus that people totally love gay fag shit being shoved into their games never holds up in real life.
>views manipulated by woke googles algorithm
Lol, lmao
Anonymous No.95874304 >>95874328
>>95874259
Please sir, I want some more. What's the deal with that sentinel back there?
Anonymous No.95874305
>>95874282
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H5ec-FF56ZqEaUdnyaUR1HhXX80MXa7FoZud3cve18A/edit?usp=sharing
Anonymous No.95874308
>>95874268
>arch
I never liked these guys. Especially not those who just read off wiki articles. A lot of content makers don't "make", they're at best reporters for people too dumb to look up articles.
Anonymous No.95874309 >>95874322 >>95874400 >>95874539
>>95874164
Salamanders aren't "black" in the sense that they're not african-american. They have charcoal black skin and red eyes, but their facial structure is "white" in pretty much all official art.
Only Celestial Lions are confirmed actual chapter of "black" marines.
Anonymous No.95874311
Please tell GW to lower the point value on Corvus Blackstar.
Anonymous No.95874313 >>95874363
>>95874268
There you go again trying to say normal people are the minority for not speaking up about it. You forgot that Adam's video, despite all the views, has pretty much 100% negative comments against him. Those views don't mean jack if every single one of them is a person talking shit about you in their own videos with their own thousands of views. Most people don't care to speak and just want to be left alone; something you clearly missed the mark on.
Anonymous No.95874314
>>95874288
True. I've seen Gunpla people newly enter 40k and paint amazing. Tons of respect to them.
Anonymous No.95874319 >>95874325 >>95874328
what the fuck happened to this thread
Anonymous No.95874322
>>95874309
There's people saying
>black
by skin color alone. You got all sorts.
Anonymous No.95874323 >>95874327 >>95874332 >>95874335
What's he doing?
Anonymous No.95874325
>>95874319
war. war never changes. culture war
Anonymous No.95874327 >>95874335
>>95874323
Still missing. Come back when GW is assed to bring him back
Anonymous No.95874328
>>95874304
I’d like to second this

>>95874319
I dunno man. It happens every so often when the child’s get too worked up about getting banned for using the N word enough times.
Anonymous No.95874331 >>95874337 >>95874339 >>95874350
>>95874292
Leftoids always rely on this delusional touch grass narrative even though its usually the other way around. The hobby store I used to frequent in my old state before I moved was run by a hardcore conservative ex-military guy with a crewcut and most of the regulars were vets and gun owners who talked about how they didnt let darkies in the store because they stole too much. It was actually shocking at the time when I first heard them say that shit so openly because I was WAY less racist back then than I am these days, but looking back on it I understand, I didnt deserve a community that based back then. That was my main experience with an LGS.

Pretty sure you fags pretending like right wing types arent welcome in stores are either all LARPing or live in some kind of deep blue big city hellhole.
Anonymous No.95874332
>>95874323
Rotting in guilt. Probably hiding on some backwater.
Anonymous No.95874333 >>95874341 >>95874360
>>95874253
If they can go full Hindu mythology, that shit goes CRAZY. Like millennia of powerlevel arguments. One guy told me how his relatives met and instantly got into a power level argument about their local gods and the winning side had a stick dipped in some mythical goo that can destroy all that exists, doesn't exist, and might exist in the future.
Anonymous No.95874335 >>95874622
>>95874327
>>95874323
HES LIVING.

VULKAN LIVES!

AFAIK he got exploded post scouring by the biggest ork ever off screen in some lore that references The War of the Beast that I have never seen the source of.
Anonymous No.95874337 >>95874361
>>95874331
>Leftoids
This style of
>the side opposing me is automatically this group
is a failed forced attempt at categorizing.
Anonymous No.95874338 >>95874345 >>95874496
I miss back when /40kg/ posted tomboys.
Anonymous No.95874339 >>95874349
>>95874331
I believe every word and have no reason to doubt this is fabricated.
Anonymous No.95874341
>>95874333
>If they can go full Hindu mythology
Indians already have Nurgle daemons/greater daemons for this.
Anonymous No.95874342
>>95874253
I like the central asian islamic steppe tribe aesthetic, like 1300s turk tribes. really cool medium armor designs that are a good balance of cost, defence, mobility. And the spun helms look really cool. More of a guard thing though.
Anonymous No.95874345 >>95874619
>>95874338
I mean it was only two threads ago someone was posting tau coomer art
Anonymous No.95874349
>>95874339
Frankly I dont care if you believe it, it's the fact that I know it's true that makes me easily shrug off the bullshit claims that people eho believe the same things as me are some kind of minority of basement dwellers. You retards need a new narrative because telling the same lies forever doesn't work.
Anonymous No.95874350
>>95874331
I’m sorry for you anon.
Anonymous No.95874358
Just finished my Sallymanders chapter masta

Comments and criticism welcome
Anonymous No.95874360
>>95874333
Hindu mythology is pretty wild, but I supposed most of it is when you do a little digging. A sub-faith of Imperial faith that replicates Big E as the Trimurti and incorporates those aspects into their way is interesting. It could even work as a Genestealer cult, what with the multiple arms.
Anonymous No.95874361 >>95874370 >>95874373
>>95874337
>I will constantly use left-wing rhetoric and meme insults but then pretend I'm totally not part of that group when called on it, surely this gaslighting will work
Lol
Anonymous No.95874363 >>95874376 >>95874380
>>95874313
>Adam
Who's Adam?
Anonymous No.95874366 >>95874372
If jeet bullshit invades 40k too I am out. I can handle all the shit so far no problem. If I have to deal with jeet poopie hindu shit stories in my hobby I am walking out.
Anonymous No.95874370 >>95874386
>>95874361
>YOUR STYLE IS JUST LIKE THEM
Poopdick schizo...
Anonymous No.95874372
>>95874366
ok
Anonymous No.95874373
>>95874361
>I will constantly use left-wing rhetoric
What if you're just assuming everyone who opposes you is leftist and tons of non-leftist shit gets thrown in?
Anonymous No.95874376
>>95874363
Adam Something and his infamously bad video about 40k. Almost 700k views and every single comment and video about it rips him a new one. It's honestly so glorious to see the entire 40k fandom come together to btfo this guy
Anonymous No.95874377
If I have to handle 40k lacking rape again, I will be unhappy.
Anonymous No.95874380
>>95874363
I don't know either but the fact that he knows suggests it's something of interest to him and none of us.
Anonymous No.95874381 >>95874511 >>95874604
I do not care for the 40k influencers you watch.
Anonymous No.95874386 >>95874397 >>95874416
>>95874370
I don't know what thread boogeyman that's supposed to be but
>ERM, I KNOW THE WOKE PEOPLE WANT TO LITERALLY TURN SPACE MARINES INTO UGLY GAY WOMEN AND EMASCULATE THE MALE ONES AND MAKE THEM INTO FRUITY POOFS, AND THE ANTIWOKE PEOPLE MOSTLY JUST WANT THEM NOT TO DO THAT, BUT DONT YOU THINK THE ANTIWOKE PEOPLE ARE JUST AS ANNOYING AS THE WOKE PEOPLE OF WHICH I AM TOTALLY NOT ONE???
No. You're fooling exactly zero (0) people with this tired routine you retarded ape.
Anonymous No.95874392 >>95874405 >>95874419
>>95874234
I love how the fact that marines often recruit the worst of the worst in hive or savage worlds like medusa or fenris just because they are hardy has been in the lore since the beginning, never understood how people can wank marines as avatars of perfection when they are handpicked child soldiers that probably had a body count before they turned 10.
>>95874268
I beg to differ, people are damn tired of drama and it's often one side causing it.

The weirdo with a fucking swastika in every tank is far less disliked than the discord drama troglodyte that recently got banned in my area for starting shit at someone else's workplace.

Both are a different kind of poison but fuck mate people are just tired of the one that sits on the left side of the aisle.
I have heard more tales of these assholes becoming isolated because no one wants to play or even talk with them because they are emotional vampires of the highest caliber.

People just want to throw dice and be autistic about their Orcs, marines and gay ass tanks on Saturdays, the less people bring drama into their hobby the better for everyone.
Anonymous No.95874397 >>95874416
>>95874386
NTA but it's not this thread specific. It's site specific. Newfag
Anonymous No.95874400
>>95874309
>Only Celestial Lions are confirmed actual chapter of "black" marines.
I'm still pissed they got killed in such a stupid fashion, their paintjob was cool as fuck.
Anonymous No.95874403 >>95874415 >>95874420
Help! There are leftoids in my walls! Downloading woke to my PC! It's so woke that I can't sleep at night! Making me woke up! I'm becoming woke! Noooo!
Anonymous No.95874405 >>95874440
>>95874392
>The weirdo with a fucking swastika in every tank is far less disliked than the discord drama troglodyte that recently got banned in my area for starting shit at someone else's workplace.


>no annoying lefties are harassing me at work in real life
>thats way worse than constantly shit posting ITT
decalmutant just samefag with your shitty tanks you dont have to make up stories to try to make yourself sympathetic.
Anonymous No.95874411 >>95874436 >>95874453
I don't want to get involved in this fight I just want trannies to know that they are freaks. Simple as.
Anonymous No.95874414 >>95874426 >>95874432
I’m starting to think this ip just attracts the most pathetic people ever.
Anonymous No.95874415
>>95874403
Your post would have had some merit if leftoids weren't actually in my metaphorical walls.
Anonymous No.95874416 >>95874417
>>95874386
>>95874397
No he's right, I am the poopdickschizo.
Anonymous No.95874417
>>95874416
Goddammit, I wanted to be Dirty Dan thus time.
Anonymous No.95874419 >>95874497
>>95874392
100% this.

And to be honest I'm not a fan of someone who is enough of a sperg to put explicit Nazi symbols on their minis despite the fact that our real world political inclinations are probably pretty close. When I want to play 40k its because I want to be immersed in the FICTIONAL SETTING that has nothing to do with real-world politics on either side.

But those types of guys are far less fucking toxic than the trannoids exactly like this anon is saying.
Anonymous No.95874420 >>95874431 >>95874437
>>95874403
Oh no! I'm becoming gay help I literally can't stop myself from posting cute femboys NOOOO!
Anonymous No.95874426
>>95874414
Welcome, anon. One of us. One of us. One of us.
Anonymous No.95874431 >>95874453 >>95874468
>>95874420
>watch me attentionwhore about how much of a penis loving fag I am!
Thanks for proving our point I guess
Anonymous No.95874432
>>95874414
Where do you think you are retard?
Anonymous No.95874435 >>95874462
I want to try replying to myself
>>95874489
Anonymous No.95874436
>>95874411
Based
Anonymous No.95874437 >>95874453 >>95874468
>>95874420
In a sane society people like you would be (and are ) thrown off roofs.
Anonymous No.95874438
I mock the reddit spacer
Anonymous No.95874440
>>95874405
First I'm not that guy, second I just realized I replied to deleted posts.

I don't think I'm even in the same country as you guys, I'm just saying is that some people are just stupid enough to bring their beef from the store into someone's else's workplace.

It's all so fucking stupid when people just want to play games. The trend of politics becoming someone's entire personality has been a disaster for the human race.
Anonymous No.95874442 >>95874446
>>95874445
Ok
Anonymous No.95874446 >>95874451 >>95874458
>>95874442
At least do >>95874444
Anonymous No.95874451
>>95874446
Why?
Anonymous No.95874453 >>95874471 >>95874479
>>95874437
>>95874431
>>95874411
>I'm a big tough NAZI and Im gonna go online and say MEAN THINGS and make DEATH THREATS on the INTERNET

yawn. traditional games?
Anonymous No.95874458
>>95874446
The numbers Mason.
Anonymous No.95874462
>>95874435
The plot twist is that this anon actually makes the that post in the future. We just don't know it yet.
Anonymous No.95874468 >>95874486
>>95874431
>00:23:37
>>95874437
>00:24:39
>>95874463
Explain this
Anonymous No.95874471 >>95874476
>>95874453
Yeah I'm done for the night, I don't know about the other two guys, but thread should return to normal now. Just don't post gay homo shit.
Anonymous No.95874476
>>95874471
So how about the Dark Angels?
Anonymous No.95874479
>>95874453
>nazi
>anti gay
lmao
Anonymous No.95874484 >>95874554
Man I turned to hard and may space wolves went flying in the back of my truck. Woops!
Anonymous No.95874486 >>95874488
>>95874468
???
Not 40k, I have no opinion on that other thread.
Anonymous No.95874488 >>95874491
>>95874486
>And what's your excuse
Anonymous No.95874491
>>95874488
I have no idea what the context of that even is
Anonymous No.95874496 >>95874502 >>95874504 >>95874526
>>95874338
We still do.
Anonymous No.95874497
>>95874419
In his defense he is a guard player they can't help it, also somewhat autistic and a WW2 weeb of the highest caliber.
I don't think he agrees with the Austrian painter at all, he is just your average guard sperg.

People in the area like him because he is polite and will bring more infantry focused lists if you tell him to ease off on the tanks a bit.
Anonymous No.95874499
Im watching the Movie 2012, what terrible cgi but entertaining nonetheless
Anonymous No.95874502 >>95874506
>>95874496
Anonymous No.95874504
>>95874496
That's good to know.
Anonymous No.95874506 >>95874509
>>95874502
Anonymous No.95874509
>>95874506
Im shaking right now now because of the nudity
Anonymous No.95874511 >>95874518
>>95874381
I know. That makes me like his stuff more
Anonymous No.95874515 >>95874521
This thread was a disaster. Let's just call it and start over.
Anonymous No.95874518
>>95874511
This guy looks like he absolutely molests children tbqh senpai
Anonymous No.95874520 >>95874541
>>95874167
>The only way 40k gets a good ending is if someone can find a way for humanity to evolve into something greater
Wrong, but we're not ready for that conversation.
Anonymous No.95874521
>>95874515
Lmaooooo chill foo!
Anonymous No.95874526
>>95874496
Asuka was way too good for Haruto. Worst girl winning was what he deserved.
Anonymous No.95874527 >>95874532
>>95874167
40k isn't supposed to get a good ending. But even more importantly, it's not supposed to get an ending AT ALL. It's a setting, not a story.
Anonymous No.95874528 >>95874535 >>95874582
>decalslopper turns up
>thread goes to shit
really activates the almonds
Anonymous No.95874532 >>95874549 >>95874556 >>95874563
>>95874527
But Xeelee is about the setting too and it has a definitive ending even if stories still go on inbetween.
Anonymous No.95874535
>>95874528
Ok nerd I didn’t do anythinf
Anonymous No.95874539 >>95874557 >>95874581
>>95874309
So you’re saying they have revitiligo.
Anonymous No.95874541 >>95874608
>>95874520
I'm more of a Tyranids eat everyone kind of guy.
Just because the idea of an iron warrior fucking everything for everyone is so fitting.
Anonymous No.95874542 >>95874555 >>95874585 >>95874598 >>95874620
Any tips to spice up thunder hammers without doing something like the glowing hot gimmick
Anonymous No.95874549
>>95874532
the xeelee sequence has more like 20 endings due to all the timey wimey
Anonymous No.95874554 >>95874578
>>95874484
It's a shame they didn't all break so I never had to look at them again
Anonymous No.95874555
>>95874542
There's ice.
Anonymous No.95874556 >>95874652
>>95874532
I've never heard of a tabletop wargame called "xeelee"
Anonymous No.95874557
>>95874539
Salamanders are black because the environment on Nocturne causes their pigmentation to darken. You can have any race of space marine who would have their black skin if from Nocturne. I think they also made lore that their successor chapters also are on worlds that cause their skin to darken.
Anonymous No.95874563 >>95874572
>>95874532
Xeelee is a book series. 40k is a game setting. Giving it an end ruins the open ended world that makes RPG worlds work.
Anonymous No.95874572
>>95874563
B-But muh C0DA!
Anonymous No.95874578
>>95874554
U little bitch
Anonymous No.95874581
>>95874539
Anonymous No.95874582 >>95874618
>>95874528
Sure is strange how he's always here to refuse any accusations of shitstirring but is never apparently the one causing problems.
Anonymous No.95874585
>>95874542
DOUBLE HAMMER
Anonymous No.95874598
>>95874542
Blood effects
Anonymous No.95874604
>>95874381
Would Poorhammer be considered an influencer group?
Anonymous No.95874608
>>95874541
This but unironically. If you actually think about it, Tyranids eating everything is the only truly satisfying thematic conclusion. There's nothing else as lonely or empty as that. Necrons have personality, and would build empires and go on existing. Chaos has personalities and the Dark Gods would continue interacting and fighting and some corrupted souls would live on and be able to gloat that they were the winners.

But Tyranids would leave the entire galaxy a completely empty, dead, silent, lifeless husk and then fuck off forever into the blackness of space. They wouldn't celebrate or revel in their glorious victory, they would just move on like the embodiment of cold entropy that they are. All the struggles of humans and orks and eldar and chaos cults rendered meaningless and completely forgotten. This is the only thing that explains the final line of text in the iconic opening words of 40k:
>But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed...
The universe. Not the galaxy. Almost nowhere else in the 40k canon does it ever mention the universe at large, it all takes place in our galaxy. But the Tyranids are the one faction that is not from our galaxy, and them showing up, emptying it completely, and vanishing without a trace into the void, is by far the most fitting conclusion to make those words ring with poignancy. The UNIVERSE is a big place and nothing will miss us when all of 40k is gone. Any other endgame ruins that poetic fade to black.

And it is hilarious it was an Iron Warrior who triggered it.
Anonymous No.95874617 >>95874628
I like the part where even though there are non-tomboys with eex scenes in previous manga, the writer specifically only gave returning character sex scenes to the tomboys that time. Especially confirming that one protagonist has sex with every tomboy and only fucks tomboys by showing unprotected sex with both of them.
Anonymous No.95874618 >>95874625
>>95874582
Delusional
Anonymous No.95874619 >>95874627 >>95874641
Jesus christ this thread is a bloodbath. What the fuck happened.
>>95874345
TWO whole threads without anyone posting FAT imperial bagingos and bagongis no wonder this place fell apart
Anonymous No.95874620 >>95874639
>>95874542
Are you talking physical shape changes or just paint?
Anonymous No.95874622
>>95874335
>he's living
Vulkan on the beach in a Hawaiian shirt drinking a pina colada relaxing
Anonymous No.95874623 >>95874667
>genuinely considering buying one of the over priced transfer sheets
I think I hit rock bottom….
Anonymous No.95874625 >>95874634
>>95874618
Delusional would imply that what is happening isn't an observable phenomenon by anyone with functional eyes
Anonymous No.95874627
>>95874619
Mommies...
Anonymous No.95874628
>>95874617
>Especially confirming that one protagonist has sex with every tomboy and only fucks tomboys by showing unprotected sex with both of them.
That's a weirdo MC who sounds like a bad influence.
Anonymous No.95874634 >>95874642
>>95874625
So yea, delusional
Anonymous No.95874639
>>95874620
just paint
Anonymous No.95874641
>>95874619
I had the Rogue Trader who collects big breasted women as the tithe from his protectorate dream again.
Anonymous No.95874642 >>95874687
>>95874634
So why can he answer within 15 minutes of any accusations made against him regardless of time of day. Are we supposed to believe that he's just hanging out in the thread and not contributing to political shitflinging? Him? Of all people, were supposed to believe him?
Anonymous No.95874652 >>95874658 >>95874659 >>95874693
>>95874556
Xeelee is a hard science fictiom by Stephen Baxter. If you thought the feats in 40k were ridiculous, this'll make you feel insignificant and downright nihilistically blackpilled on the fate of our world, the universe, and all living things within it.
Anonymous No.95874656 >>95874703
>image limit
>page 8
>no space for fat imperial tit pics
NΓΌ brΓΆd wΙ™n.
Anonymous No.95874658 >>95874663 >>95874679
>>95874652
>Stephen Baxter
I looked him up and he looks like a beta dork. If you get depressed by some limp wristed fags scribbles then maybe do all of us a favor and fuck off
Anonymous No.95874659 >>95874674
>>95874652
But it's also got outdated physics by now. For example, recent results from the Large Hadron Collider appear to have refuted at least the simplest variants of supersymmetry, rendering the science behind the Susy drive depicted in "The Quagma Datum" far more dubious
Anonymous No.95874663 >>95874680
>>95874658
>I looked him up and he looks like a beta dork.
But that's what geedubs looks like too.
Anonymous No.95874667
>>95874623
Why not practice your freehand?
Anonymous No.95874674
>>95874659
To be fair, the discoveries within science and physics are very much accelerating at a pace that makes knowledge in the 90's far outdated. It's intriguing how much we learned in a few short years but also terrifying that the science it outpacing us.
Anonymous No.95874679 >>95874688 >>95874694 >>95874700 >>95874701 >>95874706 >>95874737
>>95874658
Welcome to Nerd culture. We ain't the most physically buff but we have information to break anyone's soul.
Anonymous No.95874680
>>95874663
I don't let anything he writes depress me
Anonymous No.95874687
>>95874642
Schizo babble
Anonymous No.95874688
>>95874679
>but we have information to break anyone's soul
Niggas you don't have the information to will yourself to get into shape so you don't look like a slob. You ain't pressing shit. Bunch of bitches with glasses talking about how the world sucks boo hoo. Go lift some weights instead of crying about how humanity is doomed because you can't get any pussy.
Anonymous No.95874693
>>95874652
WHOOSH
Anon you missed the whole point of that post.
Xeelee series is a book series. Warhammer 40,000 is a tabletop game.
Anonymous No.95874694
>>95874679
This might be the first time I have actually cringed in real life while reading something here, Jesus christ
Anonymous No.95874700
>>95874679
Your prose is almost enough to make me die of cringe
Anonymous No.95874701 >>95874705
>>95874679
No one has ever needed to go back to r*ddit and stay there more than this guy.
Anonymous No.95874703 >>95874709
>>95874656
I didn't get to post blue boobs this thread fucking sucked
Anonymous No.95874705 >>95874711
>>95874701
Who?
Anonymous No.95874706
>>95874679
I reply to you again because I love samefagging.
Anonymous No.95874707
baking
Anonymous No.95874709 >>95874712
>>95874703
Okay I now forgive the political shitflingers actually, at least that was better than taufag coomers.
Anonymous No.95874711
>>95874705
The guy that anon replied to. Please try and follow along anon
Anonymous No.95874712 >>95874718
>>95874709
You have no models
Anonymous No.95874718 >>95874721
>>95874712
I have a bunch actually, but if I even had zero I would have more than taufag coomers who spiritually have negative models.
Anonymous No.95874721 >>95874726 >>95874733
>>95874718
>I have so many models
>I just can't post them because...
>just because okay!
Caught in 4k
Anonymous No.95874726
>>95874721
>image limit
Anonymous No.95874730
The tomboys have won.
Anonymous No.95874733 >>95874756
>>95874721
I never post them when asked because people who demand "post models" are the lowest tier scum of the thread, none of you genuinely do it to see models its just a manipulation tactic and opens people up to doxxing.
Anonymous No.95874737
>>95874679
More like having the cringe to break anyone’s soul.
Anonymous No.95874754
New

>>95874752

>>95874752

>>95874752
Anonymous No.95874756
>>95874733
>deflects