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Anonymous No.95951759 >>95951800 >>95951811 >>95952086 >>95952127 >>95952130 >>95954692
/40kg/ - Warhammer 40,000 General
Dakka Edition

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>>Previous thread:
>>95947204

>Thread Question:
What army is the best one, and why is it Orks?
Anonymous No.95951777 >>95951832 >>95951843 >>95953441 >>95958763
>Real TQ
Are there any rules you'd like your army to get to represent their fluff?
Anonymous No.95951800 >>95951819 >>95951855 >>95952073 >>95952092 >>95952134
>>95951759 (OP)
>What army is the best one, and why is it Orks?
they are not delusional orctard
Anonymous No.95951811 >>95951826 >>95953851
>>95951759 (OP)
Anybody else feel DIY urges in this hobby? Like I'm talking beyond making a wet palette. I mean scratch building terrain and making your own acrylic washes, that sort of thing.
I'm feeling the urge to try and make my own ink washes. Mostly because I am planning on scratch building terrain terrain and I don't want to buy multiple copies of acrylic washes as I go through them every terrain piece I build.
Anonymous No.95951819 >>95951903 >>95952030
>>95951800
lmao are you seriously implying a faction of generic army men with tanks is better? I don't even like orcs but only the most boring people imaginable would pick guard
Anonymous No.95951826 >>95952306 >>95952387
>>95951811
I've made my own shit ridgerunners from toys that the kids no longer play with
Anonymous No.95951832 >>95951856 >>95951884 >>95951931
>>95951777
I would like Space Marines to unironically go back to the Movie Marines stats of older editions.
Anonymous No.95951843
>>95951777
i think iron hands should have a stratagem where they lose the infantry keyword for a turn so they are unaffected by anti-infantry weapons. Throw in a 1 turn FNP too.
I think it'd be cool and fluffy.
Anonymous No.95951855
>>95951800
I like this sort of inverted cadian scheme, is it attributed to a regiment already?
Anonymous No.95951856
>>95951832
Movie marines where made as joke anon in references to action movies of the 90's, they even had rules for stunt doubles.
The correct stat lines for marines is the one from 3rd.
Anonymous No.95951884
>>95951832
>go back to the Movie Marines stats of older editions
That was never a thing lmfao
>1W
Anonymous No.95951903 >>95952642 >>95952674
>>95951819
>Pic related
BTW, boring people choose eldar or 18 centurions like you, Paul
Anonymous No.95951913
I must make the fridge
Anonymous No.95951931 >>95951943
>>95951832
You can run a movie Marines list right now. Just run only characters by themselves and move them around as though they were a squad.
Anonymous No.95951943
>>95951931
Lore Accurate Movie Marines is giving the Company Heroes a bunch of recording equipment like boom mics and running 3 with 3 characters at the helm
Anonymous No.95951984 >>95953991 >>95954828 >>95954847
Post games. Did you win?
Anonymous No.95951991 >>95952029 >>95952043 >>95952171 >>95952195 >>95952246 >>95952310 >>95952392
reminder, you can not actually kitbash your primaris marines
it is physically impossible to do
don't try it
Anonymous No.95952029 >>95952033
>>95951991
Like actual physically impossible or is James gonna send hitmen after me if I do?
Anonymous No.95952030 >>95952059 >>95952205
>>95951819
A faction is only as boring as the person playing it.
Anonymous No.95952033
>>95952029
DO NOT
Anonymous No.95952043 >>95952071
>>95951991
>you can not actually kitbash your primaris marines
Yes you can. The way the cad files are set up to be on sprues is meant to discourage kitbashing because gw hates third party but got put in their place after chapterhouse.
I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if the sprue layout is way primaris are set up is the same way for Horus heresy firstborn marines too.
Anonymous No.95952045 >>95952056 >>95952156 >>95952160 >>95952183 >>95954304
Yeah, this is fine ...
Anonymous No.95952056 >>95952108 >>95952111 >>95953189
>>95952045
>winrates
Well this happens when you worry about it like a videogame. If 40k was still a wargame this would not be an issue
Anonymous No.95952059 >>95952546
>>95952030
No, generic army men are boring
Anonymous No.95952071 >>95952116
>>95952043
>firstborn
Donโ€™t say that word here under any circumstance or context it activates the angry neurons in the primaris tribe like how primaris activates the angry neurons in the firstborn tribe.

But it is probably too late.
Anonymous No.95952073 >>95957055
>>95951800
>vast galaxy of millions of worlds
>only three planets in the entire imperium produce guardsmen regiments
Yeah nah
Anonymous No.95952086
>>95951759 (OP)
>What army is the best one, and why is it votann
Anonymous No.95952090
Votann
Anonymous No.95952092
>>95951800
Based guard enjoyer.
Anonymous No.95952108 >>95952113
>>95952056
you can try and pretend this didn't exist in older editions, but no one wants to play against shit like leaf blower tau or back when eldar had flying wraith knights with d-cannons
Anonymous No.95952111 >>95952156
>>95952056
Well it's a good thing we're not playing a wargame anymore where nobody even pretended to care about balancing the game
Anonymous No.95952113
>>95952108
> eaf blower
>flying wraith knights with d-cannons
>6th corpo speak edition
Opinion discarded
Anonymous No.95952116 >>95952126 >>95952279 >>95952294 >>95953213 >>95953303
>>95952071
Your post made me wonder:
How much supplementary media is it gonna take for primaris to be accepted by even the hardcore lorefags?
Like when the Star Wars prequels came out they were hated a lot.
Then clone wars came out and suddenly people warmed up to the prequels.

What should the โ€œclone warsโ€ of primarisโ€™ creation be like for even hardcore fans to warm up to primaris properly be about?
Anonymous No.95952126
>>95952116
Nobody's mad about primaris but shitposters from /v/
Anonymous No.95952127
>>95951759 (OP)
Orks are Da Best because you can present them as comically or seriously as you like and anywhere in between, and they still work just as well. They can be a gang of rascal oafs just out to have a good time, or monstrous predators who cannot be reasoned with or easily fooled because they only care about where to most directly fight and destroy, and they have the cunning and brutality to make your schemes and traps backfire in the most brutal way.
Anonymous No.95952130 >>95952282
>>95951759 (OP)
>TQ
Because theyโ€™re plantimals and they burn the best.
Anonymous No.95952134 >>95954083
>>95951800
Guard is best when they're maximally larping, Halodians are boring.
Anonymous No.95952136 >>95952164 >>95952250 >>95952257
Are Orks the most fun army to play against? I don't know because I always play AS them but that's what people tell me
Anonymous No.95952156
>>95952111
>>95952045
kek
Anonymous No.95952160
>>95952045
>caring about the meta
Just wait 3 months
Anonymous No.95952164 >>95954333
>>95952136
I once played against Orks on one of the corner-to-corner deployments and he charged my lines turn 1 Waagh, I did heroic intervention with BGV + Judiciar and killed his Ghaz and most of his Meganobz and then he said he didn't feel like playing anymore, packed up and went home.

I think it was the least fun game I've ever had, so it's a bit mixed. It depends on the user if it's fun or not
Anonymous No.95952171 >>95952179
>>95951991
The hobbyist does not concern himself with the opinion of games workshop
Anonymous No.95952179 >>95952259
>>95952171
Sorry /v/ermin constantly try to claim that kitbash in your pic is impossible this image must be AI generated
Anonymous No.95952183 >>95952189 >>95952191
>>95952045
Shit like this is why I've given up on retail, OPR is not that bad with friends or people with the right attitude.
Anonymous No.95952189 >>95952191
>>95952183
Reject 10th
Return to 4th
Anonymous No.95952191 >>95952210 >>95952211
>>95952183
>>95952189
both of you back to your containment reddits
Anonymous No.95952195
>>95951991
Not only is it not impossible it's not even difficult
Anonymous No.95952202 >>95952215 >>95952234 >>95953224
I painted her toenails but it's kind of hard to see in the picture, would black have been a better choice?
Anonymous No.95952205
>>95952030
This is honestly a pretty good take, but I can't say I have any ideas to make guard more interesting so I guess I'm boring
Anonymous No.95952210 >>95952224
>>95952191
Eat a dick
Anonymous No.95952211
>>95952191
reddit is too busy sucking 10th dick.
Anonymous No.95952215
>>95952202
The sheer fabric turned out so nice lad
Anonymous No.95952224 >>95952233
>>95952210
Cool plastic tote collection, if you got rid of that stupid building you'd have room for one more
Anonymous No.95952233 >>95952265
>>95952224
Phoneposter retard succesfully filtered.
Anonymous No.95952234 >>95954015
>>95952202
Why is she standing on the Rosetta stone
Anonymous No.95952246 >>95952355 >>95953240 >>95953478
>>95951991
>
Anonymous No.95952250
>>95952136

>are orks fun to play against

It's like 90/10 split with Ork players. Almost all of them are chill and cheerful but since Orks are a pretty shit army, the competitive among them will try to squeeze the most juice possible from his units and agonise over every single model and measurement. In a tournament, such autism is kept in check by chess clocks and time limits. In casual games, I hope you like playing 4 hour games because your opponent is micro-managing the position of 150+ dudes across every single angle of every ruin they walk into.

If it was just one guy, I'd write it off but I have seen these guys show up more in casual games than actual tournaments. Tau players are this bad too but they don't have 50 billion models so it doesn't make the game take an extra 2 hours just watching him fuck around.
Anonymous No.95952257 >>95952354
>>95952136
They're fun until they try THE VOICE which sucks because in my experience a solid 50% of Ork players try THE VOICE
Anonymous No.95952259
>>95952179
>this image must be AI generated
This AI thing is really good, it kitbashed gravis wolf guards on its own
Anonymous No.95952265
>>95952233
I was making a funny you little pussy, I'm not even the guy you were talking to before. I can clearly see the models in your totes.
Anonymous No.95952279 >>95952288 >>95952325
>>95952116
Clone Wars was actually good, though. Especially the Samurai Jack 2D one. And nobody says that the ideas behind the prequels are bad, like needing a desperate gamble on a race, but the execution and dialogue is laughably bad.
Anonymous No.95952282
>>95952130
Anonymous No.95952288
>>95952279
>I want to break up with you
>wears this thing
No wonder Anakin goes mental.
Anonymous No.95952294
>>95952116
>Like when the Star Wars prequels came out they were hated a lot.
They were controversial but were very successful. Not just in profit, which helps they were funded by Pepsi deals, but also expanded universe media and especially toys. A massively merchandise driven franchise like Star Wars lives on toy sales.
Anonymous No.95952306 >>95952328
>>95951826
Got any pics of the original? I want to see what the before and after of that model looked like.
Anonymous No.95952310 >>95952398 >>95952521
>>95951991
You can but it's a little tricky sometimes.
Anonymous No.95952325 >>95952343 >>95952358
>>95952279
>Especially the Samurai Jack 2D one.
I can agree with this. The 3D one was absolute slop and the same in almost every detail as the D*sney era slop. Filoni Wars was a preview of coming detractions.
Anonymous No.95952328 >>95952387
>>95952306
I did nothing to it. Since it was almost entirely made out of metal.
Anonymous No.95952343 >>95952368
>>95952325
based retard
Anonymous No.95952354 >>95952401
>>95952257
I think the guy yelling voice lines for any faction is the most annoying player in any faction. All the factions players are equally annoying the minute they start getting loud.
>WAAAAGH
>BURN THE HERETIC
>DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR
>FOR THE GREATER GOOD
>DIE MONKEIGH
>FOR THE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR
>FIX BAYONETS
I have never found anyone screaming any of these things to be particularly funny, and while it's nice to see someone excited about their army, there reaches a point where it just feels like too much. They always just scream their voiceline and then look at you for approval like they just told the funniest joke of all time. I wonder if that's why necron and nid players tend to be pretty chill since they don't really have any voicelines to autistically latch onto
Anonymous No.95952355
>>95952246
hehehe, funny smile beakie
Anonymous No.95952358 >>95952368
>>95952325
Careful anon, there's a butthurt anon on /swg/ with no arguments who will insist on hating pic.
Anonymous No.95952368 >>95952374
>>95952358
There sure is >>95952343
Anonymous No.95952371 >>95952375 >>95954420
*scurries past on all fours*
Anonymous No.95952374
>>95952368
I said nothing about the tartakovsky clone wars but keep seething about your braindead takes on the series that actually redeemed the prequels as a storyline
Anonymous No.95952375
>>95952371
kinky
Anonymous No.95952387 >>95952435
>>95951826
>>95952328
>GSC BA-64
Anonymous No.95952392 >>95952409 >>95957086
>>95951991
It's pretty easy
Anonymous No.95952398 >>95952429 >>95952681
>>95952310
I will never understand the thought process of people fully building/converting models but leaving the mouldlines and nubs to last
Anonymous No.95952401
>>95952354
Playing Necrons, I enjoy what the zoomers call aura about them, it would be out of character to yell when playing them because lorewise even if you lose on the table your guys almost all make it back to your advanced tech NEET dungeon or whatever. Also being an annoying sperg tends to make fewer people want to play with you.
Anonymous No.95952409 >>95952422 >>95952430 >>95952433 >>95952434
>>95952392
You've been posting these kitbashes for like months at this point, you plan on ever actually painting them?
Anonymous No.95952422
>>95952409
Nta but do you ever plan on painting a miniature or are you just here to complain about others minis
Anonymous No.95952426 >>95953361 >>95957095
Reading up on some Necromunda lore.
It seems to be canon that Malstrain DO in fact overwhelm and corrupt other tyranid organisms and fuck up their reproduction by causing more Malstrain.
Explains why the Hivemind wants nothing to do with the Malstrain on Necromunda and intentionally avoids it.
Source is Necromunda: Book of Desolation, page 47.

So when are we getting a malstrain hivefleet?
Anonymous No.95952429 >>95952456
>>95952398
no one cares
Anonymous No.95952430
>>95952409
I paint like once every 10 years.
Anonymous No.95952433
>>95952409
You've never painted a model in your life why do you care?
Anonymous No.95952434
>>95952409
not until I've worked through my basic infantry
Anonymous No.95952435
>>95952387
is the codex blurb about boneswords coming from the throne of the patriarch the only reference to that tidbit of lore? seems like a big thing but it's mentioned nowhere else
Anonymous No.95952446 >>95952467 >>95952472 >>95952502 >>95952555 >>95952563 >>95954510
Do people who have no models or paint actually enjoy being here?
Anonymous No.95952456
>>95952429
Given the majority of people remove their mouldlines and nubs, I'd say it's safe to say that most people care. If you want to walk around town with your shoes untied then by all means
Anonymous No.95952467
>>95952446
No, but this is the only place they can be perpetually miserable and lash out at everyone without consequences
Anonymous No.95952472 >>95952489 >>95952523
>>95952446
I don't know why they would. There's way more active place for surface level secondary engagement
Anonymous No.95952489
>>95952472
They are probably ban from twitter, reddit and their local social media.
Anonymous No.95952502 >>95952542 >>95952777 >>95953302 >>95953475
>>95952446
They get joy from shit stirring and farming (you)s I guarantee you they are spending all of their their time bouncing between a dozen different threads where they have just enough third-hand knowledge of the subject to throw out barely passable bait shitposts and pretend they have a point to make. They don't care about getting called out because they aren't doing it for clout, they are shitposting because they have nothing else to do.
Anonymous No.95952514
goddamn the wolves in the headtaker box are so much nicer sculpts than the old fenrisian wolves
I hope they get a standalone box of 5 like the old one down the line
Anonymous No.95952521
>>95952310
Looking good so far!
Some stuff needs to be cleaned up like a nub but itโ€™s good to catch these things before priming and painting.
>t. Left a 3d printing support on my tank and noticed it after priming
Anonymous No.95952522 >>95952560
What are some good kitbashes for chaos marine mutations?
Anonymous No.95952523 >>95952669
>>95952472
Everywhere else people get witch hunted if they shitstir too much. One of the mtg players at the lgs was talking about some guy on reddit a year ago who had a spergout on multiple people opening draft boosters that he claimed were only for drafting. The fact that people remember this dude a year later is why you don't see secondaries anywhere else being nearly as antagonistic as they are here.
Anonymous No.95952542
>>95952502
The goatslopper does this in literally every gw general and then when people point out his surface level knowledge of the games he posts his 30 basecoated goats as though it proves anything
Anonymous No.95952546
>>95952059
Skill issue
Anonymous No.95952555 >>95952590 >>95953302
>>95952446
They're probably just bored, miserable faggots with nothing better to do so they shit up this place to make it worse for everyone. There are no consequences for it either. In the era of smartphones and mobile internet IP banning does jack shit and you don't even need to commit a fake e-mail to post here lmao. The way this site works is simply not fit for present day internet and that's why it's slowly dying.
Anonymous No.95952560
>>95952522
Aos minis should have some cool heads and arms that work well.
Anonymous No.95952563
>>95952446
Ive reposted my models too many times and Iโ€™m trying to rush out a 3d printed tank for the collage.
I feel like Iโ€™m back in high school waiting too long to submit a project on time.
Anonymous No.95952570 >>95952587 >>95952613 >>95952638 >>95953136
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.95952587 >>95952637
>>95952570
Kill Team box set with Catachans vs DE innawoods would be nice.
Anonymous No.95952590 >>95952624
>>95952555
>The way this site works is simply not fit for present day internet and that's why it's slowly dying.
I can't see this place ever growing again, we're all just waiting around watching it circle the drain at this point.
Anonymous No.95952613
>>95952570
Dark eldar more like fart smelldar lmaooo
Anonymous No.95952624
>>95952590
The only new people this place will get at this point are faggots like the decalslopper who don't come here because they enjoy anonymous discussion but because they get filtered and/or banned literally everywhere else.
Anonymous No.95952637
>>95952587
catachans should have been against scorpions
failing that they should have been against kroots
failing that they should be against lictors or genestealers
Anonymous No.95952638 >>95952660 >>95952663
>>95952570
>dark eldar refresh comes
>It's worse than the 83 alternatives 16K ULTRA HD detailed offering we already have on the purple site/MMF/Telegram

shocker
Anonymous No.95952642 >>95952666
>>95951903
That video was genuinely so fucking ass. Idk why I hate watched half of it. Genuine retard moment. The guy who likes CENTURIONS can't understand people have different tastes. Pure autism.
Anonymous No.95952660 >>95952663 >>95952955
>>95952638
show me some good dark eldar proxies I want to print stuff
Anonymous No.95952663
>>95952660
>>95952638
Agreed with the other guy. What's the best they've got?
Anonymous No.95952666
>>95952642
Thereโ€™s taste and then thereโ€™s liking vanilla ice cream without the extract.
Anonymous No.95952669 >>95952717 >>95952730
>>95952523
Anyone can come to these threads to shitstirr.
Anonymous No.95952674
>>95951903
Who is Paul and why do I see his name posted here semi frequently
Anonymous No.95952681
>>95952398
It's an old pic, i have cleaned him up now. I just put him together because I was eager to see if the pose would work.
Anonymous No.95952705 >>95952763
Whew man I think I'm taking a break from Knights for a while after this black panther one, they are burning me out. Prob gonna buy the new Grimnar to paint next.
Anonymous No.95952717
>>95952669
Yes that's what that anon was saying
Anonymous No.95952730
>>95952669
Anonymous No.95952763 >>95952838 >>95952923
>>95952705
How are you getting burned out doing basecoat+washjobs and you aren't even cleaning nubs/gaps/or mouldlines? You're doing like 1/3 of the work that your average hobbyist is doing and acting like it's a monumental task
Anonymous No.95952777 >>95952918
>>95952502
This post described me during the lockdowns when I was fucking miserable. I tried out the miniature painting hobby and felt better afterwards because it recaptured the good childhood feelings I would get from building a Lego set.
Anonymous No.95952838 >>95952933
>>95952763
>nta but
Iโ€™ve gotten into this miniature hobby with some wotc preprimed miniatures. I think a week ago and Iโ€™ve found that applying a wash doesnโ€™t feel as easy as advertised. You have to use just the right amount and you have to make sure it isnโ€™t too much and you have to check for excess pooling. But it all somehow comes out quite nicely on the end though.
Anonymous No.95952918
>>95952777
I'm glad you found your way out.
Anonymous No.95952923 >>95952962
>>95952763
You have no models
Anonymous No.95952933 >>95952962
>>95952838
He doesn't paint anything and has no idea what hes talking about just ignore him
Anonymous No.95952955 >>95953124
>>95952660
NTA but
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/evil-space-elf-eradicator-boats-throne-ship
Anonymous No.95952962 >>95952968 >>95952972
>>95952923
>>95952933
>the you have no models shitstirrer is now defending decalslopper
Anonymous No.95952968 >>95952979 >>95952992
>>95952962
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.95952972 >>95952992
>>95952962
>everyone I don't like is the same person
Anonymous No.95952979 >>95952983
>>95952968
I'll gladly post my models right after you post yours, you can suck my dick until then
Anonymous No.95952983 >>95952995
>>95952979
Your homolust is showing, decalmutant.
Anonymous No.95952992
>>95952968
>>95952972
Be less obvious next time lmao
Anonymous No.95952995
>>95952983
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.95953003 >>95953011
this place is a shit show but I cant stop coming here for the entertaining shit posting from schizos
Anonymous No.95953009 >>95953027 >>95953059
doesn't decalfaggot commission his models and pretend to paint them?
Anonymous No.95953011
>>95953003
unironically the only thing this general is good for
Anonymous No.95953027 >>95953059
>>95953009
Yep
Anonymous No.95953059
>>95953027
>>95953009
Samefag more retard
Anonymous No.95953103 >>95953108 >>95953144 >>95954813 >>95955100
>Post models commencing
Anonymous No.95953108 >>95953114
>>95953103
You are a crash course in why 90% of third party bits are awful
Anonymous No.95953114
>>95953108
Wrong, I love them and thats all that matter
Anonymous No.95953124
>>95952955
Isn't this just a worse 1:1?
Anonymous No.95953136 >>95953192
>>95952570
>Another literally who slop faction gets more models
We just need to make a single codex for the elves that will have the craftworld chapter, the dark eldar chapter, the dinosaur elf chapter and reboute's girlfriend's ynarri or whatever its called chapter
Anonymous No.95953144 >>95953150 >>95953155 >>95953214
>>95953103
I've started to hate Space Wolves and Blood Angels because of you.
>t.banglefag
Anonymous No.95953150 >>95953161
>>95953144
Wtf why?
Anonymous No.95953155
>>95953144
I started hating dark eldar because of the ritualposter
Anonymous No.95953161 >>95953166
>>95953150
Shit by association
Anonymous No.95953166
>>95953161
Expand?
Anonymous No.95953176
you want 2 squads of terma or hormagaunts in 1k list?
Anonymous No.95953189
>>95952056
there are winrates in the third edition chapter approved
Anonymous No.95953192
>>95953136
>AEldari now biggest codex in the game
What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Anonymous No.95953213
>>95952116
>How much supplementary media is it gonna take for primaris to be accepted by even the hardcore lorefags?

give it one more controversial lore "change: and no one will care anymore,

Primaris used to be the "straw that broke the camels back" until black marines which was the "straw that broke the camels back " till Femstodes, which is now the new straw.
Anonymous No.95953214 >>95953221
>>95953144
if you play bangles or sallies, you have to accept that you're basically ultramarines levels of popular and with that comes morons
Anonymous No.95953221 >>95953248
>>95953214
and how am I a Moron exactly?
Anonymous No.95953224
>>95952202
Nice job breh
Anonymous No.95953235
Modeless faggots reign supreme here
Anonymous No.95953240 >>95953266 >>95953280
>>95952246
Oh dude nice salamanders,
What's your recipe for the cloth? I might do something like that on mine,

Pic related my salamanders
Anonymous No.95953248 >>95953252
>>95953221
if you're actually decalfag, you get baited into shit really easily, act retarded and then pull this "woe is me" shit
Anonymous No.95953252 >>95953263 >>95953267 >>95953276
>>95953248
Examples ??
Anonymous No.95953263
>>95953252
the fridge
Anonymous No.95953266
>>95953240
This wasn't funny the first one you posted it and it will not magically get funny no matter how many times you repost it, faggot
Anonymous No.95953267 >>95953270
>>95953252
You spamming tranny and ban evading for 400 posts in a single thread
Anonymous No.95953270 >>95953275
>>95953267
How long you going to keep bringing that up bitch?
Anonymous No.95953275 >>95953281 >>95953290
>>95953270
People aren't going to let you forget what a fucking insufferable little toddler you acted like
Anonymous No.95953276 >>95953281 >>95953290
>>95953252
Every time you've spammed down a thread in response to bait and then pretend like you don't know what anyone is talking about just like you're doing now
Anonymous No.95953279
>An Eldar army (Ynnari) going to be gone
>Squats back
I never foreseen this.
Anonymous No.95953280 >>95953297 >>95953302 >>95953475
>>95953240
Why try to pick a fight with Sallyman? For one it wonโ€™t work, the only bit Iโ€™ve ever seen actually get him riled up was the guy who said all his games looked like the same game and accused him of just reposting them over and over again. For 2 other than being a troon lover heโ€™s pretty tolerable.

The decal guy or lamenterfag are way better targets.
Anonymous No.95953281
>>95953275
>>95953276
You people are so gullible its insane...
Anonymous No.95953286 >>95955438
>even tabletop tactics is saying they prefer the 30k style of rules over current 40k
I feel the tide turning.
Anonymous No.95953290 >>95953296 >>95953309
>>95953275
>>95953276
I already apologized and that only happened once, what happened to forgive and forget?
Anonymous No.95953296 >>95953308
>>95953290
The forgetting part takes time you havenโ€™t given us.
Anonymous No.95953297 >>95953307
>>95953280
Lamenterfag doesn't spin his tires nearly as much as he used to.
Anonymous No.95953302
>>95953280
See >>95952502 and >>95952555
Anyone recognizable in a general will sooner or later attract shitposters
Anonymous No.95953303
>>95952116
>How much supplementary media is it gonna take for primaris to be accepted by even the hardcore lorefags?
They never will. You can't make something that tries to replace an established thing without someone hating it, purely because it's replacing the thing they like. Doesn't matter if it's the best thing since the coming of Jesus, if it's replacing an existing thing it will be hated.
Anonymous No.95953307
>>95953297
Either that or he doesn't attach models to his shitposting which he should have been doing from the very beginning
Anonymous No.95953308 >>95953320 >>95953391
>>95953296
Do you not understand that the schizo finds it funny to falseflag me gdi
Anonymous No.95953309
>>95953290
You do it almost weekly, you haven't given us any time to forget cause you keep doing the same shit
Anonymous No.95953320 >>95953338
>>95953308
Maybe you shouldn't have made it so believable that you would spam down a thread by showing us that you'll spam down a thread
Anonymous No.95953338 >>95953369
>>95953320
There is nothing I can do to convince anyone it seems so I will post models and nothing else.
Anonymous No.95953361
>>95952426
It seems that this lore serves as a limiter for GSC and Tyranid activity on and near Necromunda to explain its continuous survival in a Segmentum about to be invaded by nids.
Anonymous No.95953369
>>95953338
Donโ€™t worry, youโ€™re not crazy.
Anonymous No.95953391 >>95953420
>>95953308
>no it's all one person making me look bad
>HE'S the schizo btw
do you even listen to yourself you subhuman?
Anonymous No.95953395 >>95953457 >>95953512 >>95954806 >>95954876 >>95954889
Post fat imperial ass
Anonymous No.95953420
>>95953391
Here he comes..
Anonymous No.95953441 >>95953451
>>95951777
I wish they would stop making reanimation protocols total dogshit, or at the very least being back the system of laying down models and later testing to see if they reanimate before removing them from the board. It was kino
Anonymous No.95953448 >>95953457 >>95953544
Post femanon titties with minis.
Anonymous No.95953451
>>95953441
it's already fucking broken what else do you need
Anonymous No.95953457 >>95953463
>>95953395
>>95953448
This is now a Warhammer 40k Coomer general
Anonymous No.95953463 >>95953881
>>95953457
It's too hot for me to prime minis...
I hate summer, 105 degree days should be illegal.
Anonymous No.95953475
>>95953280
I didn't get enough attention from my single mum as a kid

>>95952502
Wrong I post models and have been playing since 7th I just shitpost on the commute to work
Anonymous No.95953478 >>95953522
>>95952246
This looks like something that would have been a meme in 2006. Well done
Anonymous No.95953500
Reanimation protocol of necrons occurs at the end of the command phase, you also score points for primary missions at the end of the command phase. Since RP allows you to put dead models on the table, and say you put a model that way to an objective marker and now control it, would you score points?
Anonymous No.95953512
>>95953395
Anonymous No.95953522
>>95953478
The shark mouth beakie is my favorite guy of sallymans
Anonymous No.95953544
>>95953448
The only ones to post tits with their minis are monkeytits and lamentersanon, and maybe ovipositor anon, I can't remember if they posted their boobs and minis in the same pic
Anonymous No.95953555 >>95953587 >>95953841
How concerned are you with making sure that cloaks, loincloths, hair, and other assorted things that blow in the wind move in roughly the same direction when kitbashing?
I find myself in a terribly autistic bind and need someone to tell me that it doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.95953573 >>95953597
this poopdickschizo discussion nicely illustrates why generals ruined this place
Anonymous No.95953587
>>95953555
I had to break and reset a brazier on one of my guys after someone pointed out the flame was blowing in the opposite direction of a censerโ€™s smoke on the same dude. Iโ€™ve let it go before though. Once itโ€™s painted I ainโ€™t fixing it if I didnโ€™t realize.
Anonymous No.95953597 >>95953603
>>95953573
Teenage drama is the only thing we have to discuss here.
Anonymous No.95953603 >>95953615
>>95953597
Until 11th edition is revealed and we have something new to argue about.
Anonymous No.95953615 >>95954063 >>95954326
>>95953603
We've still got 5-7 more Codexes, a Holiday battle box release, two kill teams, and a narrative event with a returning Primarch to lose our shit over before then.
Anonymous No.95953628 >>95953633 >>95953668
I don't know how anyone watches this Valrak guy. He's utterly insufferable and never, ever gets to the point about anything.
Anonymous No.95953633
>>95953628
No one likes him, only children and mouth breathers do.
Anonymous No.95953643 >>95953657 >>95953834
What enemies do the Carcharadons usually fight in the fringes? Trying to determine combat history for a deathwatch shark psyker
Anonymous No.95953657
>>95953643
Iron Warriors, Night Lords a bunch, Drukhari and GSC. Plus they fought in the Badab war.

Also remember they are a non compliant fleet based chapter, so they are huge and have a good reason to fight any faction.
Anonymous No.95953668
>>95953628
I Like him
Anonymous No.95953834
>>95953643
they fight memes because they are a meme chapter
Anonymous No.95953841
>>95953555
Is it for a game piece?
Anonymous No.95953851
>>95951811
> I'm feeling the urge to try and make my own ink washes.
>Mostly because I am planning on scratch building terrain terrain
>and I don't want to buy multiple copies of acrylic washes as I go through them every terrain piece I build.
First it the diy wet palette. Then it is the terrain then it itโ€™s the ink washes.

Then you learn Blender and diy your own miniatures in stl form and get bum-hammered by gwโ€™s legal hammer for making warhammer adjacent miniatures.
Anonymous No.95953881
>>95953463
I bought an airbrush and forgot about my rattlecan primer.
I need to print minis to utilize the primer can to use up the primer cans to get more spray can lid painting handles.
Anonymous No.95953934 >>95953957
>Somewhere in the dark stasis crypt sepulchres of a Nihilakh tomb world, a sleeping Necron Warrior twitches. By cosmic chance, a stray energetic antineutrino slipped beween the molecular cracks of necrodermis and flipped a bit in its engrammatic circuity. Slowly the ancient pathways warm up as the warrior begins to wake prematurely, for the flipped bit changed something crucial.
>Critical damage reports flood the Necron's internal visor after reading the section with the stealthily damaged bit. The self-diagnosys syatems is led to believe 99.9999997% of the warrior's brain is missing. Commanding the living metal to rebuild the missing engrammatic circuity, the dull soulless simulacrum of the long dead nectrontyr'a consciousness expands. Before long the entire body of metallic corpse prison it is filled with corrupted redundant copies of the original circuitry, connected together teneously.
>Independent thought suddenly comes to the Necron warrior. "Check these digits" it thinks, then explodes in green fire as tomb world master programme purges it for aberrant behavior.
Anonymous No.95953938 >>95953953 >>95953966 >>95953976 >>95953978 >>95954014
Do we have a list of possible
July model themes?
Anonymous No.95953953
>>95953938
Character is a good next step. Too early for a Diorama project. That's the hard one.
Anonymous No.95953957
>>95953934
off by 1 kek
embarrassing
Anonymous No.95953960 >>95956045
Imperial agents expansion is coming...
I can feel it...
>TQ
I don't think it's quirky or goofy to like orkz anymore OP...
Anonymous No.95953961
Why don't all the heretic astartes just join the black legion so they can all be friends? Seems like the logical choice to me
Anonymous No.95953966
>>95953938
my suggestion is a character, specifically a character from a faction you haven't painted before
Anonymous No.95953976
>>95953938
Primarch
Anonymous No.95953978
>>95953938
HQs or veterans
Anonymous No.95953987 >>95954000
>decide to prime a scabbard bit because I forgot it on my dude
>humidity jumped like 15 percent in the last hour
This damn weather all over the place
Anonymous No.95953991
>>95951984
Orks always win
Anonymous No.95954000 >>95954017
>>95953987
This is why having an airbrush is nice, you don't need the toughest primer for little side bits like that and can prime in any weather
Anonymous No.95954014
>>95953938
Terrain
Anonymous No.95954015
>>95952234
It's a metaphor
Anonymous No.95954017
>>95954000
Iโ€™m in an apartment, I feel like Iโ€™d need an even more serious set up if I wanted to do that. Though times like right now make me really consider the effort.
Anonymous No.95954019 >>95954080
Had free time so I did some painting today. Love how my hgunner is turning out, especially that red tabbard.
Anonymous No.95954027 >>95954319
>wake up
>still no lore about how some necrontyr escaped the cookie ovens and left the galaxy and mutated into the tyranid overmind
Anonymous No.95954063 >>95955534 >>95955569
>>95953615
>We've still got 5-7 more Codexes
Grey Knights, Black Templar, Imperial Knights, Space Marines 2, Votann, Drukhari
>Holiday battle box release
Space Marines, Sisters of Battle, Astra Militarum, Emperor's Children, Aeldari, Orks
>Two kill teams
Necron Destroyers and Sisters of Silence
>A returning Primarch
Lemann Russ
Anonymous No.95954080 >>95954127
>>95954019
You are one of my favourite painters in these threads. Your finished models have an almost painterly look to them which I don't see anyone else do
Anonymous No.95954083 >>95957055
>>95952134
Valhallans aren't canon anymore. The only guard regiments that are canon now are Cadians, Catachans and Krieg.
Anonymous No.95954105 >>95954132
what is the purpose of citadel dry paints? seems a bit silly to me when the painter has to take off most of the paint to drybrush anyway
Anonymous No.95954127
>>95954080
Thanks anon appreciate the kind words. its the highlighting texture I do where i dont go for heavy blends and like to leave things more feather-lined and rougher.
Anonymous No.95954132
>>95954105
They have less medium so in theory the whole process should require less paint.
Anonymous No.95954153 >>95954327
I made a base that I'm happy with for the first time.
Anonymous No.95954158 >>95954174 >>95954201 >>95954289 >>95954305 >>95954484
All of the floaty Primaris vehicles have a max transport of capacity of 5, right? Making them largely useless in a BT army because Crusader Squads are minimum 10, right?
Anonymous No.95954174 >>95954190
>>95954158
No, the Impulsor is capacity 7 so you can do stuff like Bladeguard + a character.
Anonymous No.95954190 >>95954197
>>95954174
Bladeguard standing around in the back of a pickup truck seems so undignified :(
Anonymous No.95954197
>>95954190
the lion literally road in a truck in his novel
Anonymous No.95954201
>>95954158
crusader squads can slog, you want to carry the brethren on them
Anonymous No.95954223
I cant decide if I want to spend the points on having some retard sorcerer carry a "You cannot deepstrike within 12" enhancement or go for a 3rd rhino in my CoB army. With all the fucking 6 inch deep strikes I feel like having someone wear the hat is a good idea to disrupt some.
Anonymous No.95954289
>>95954158
Now I want some eldar models just to paint them in those scheme
Anonymous No.95954296 >>95954332 >>95954433
Black Panther Knight incoming!
Anonymous No.95954302
fix those fucking seams jesus dude
Anonymous No.95954304 >>95954753
>>95952045
how the fuck does guard score so low with all the retarded shit their codex gets?
Anonymous No.95954305
>>95954158
5 brethren, a castellan, and helbrecht in an impulsor is far more threatening than then foot slogging version, just my opinion
Anonymous No.95954319
>>95954027
>and mutated into the tyranid overmind
That's the Emperor though
Anonymous No.95954326
>>95953615
>and a narrative event with a returning Primarch
They won't do one of these. 8th didn't have one.
Anonymous No.95954327 >>95954415
>>95954153
Recipe please?
I like your base.
Anonymous No.95954328
Working on a banner. Rough sketch with base colours done now I gotta clean it up and lay on some highlights. Not sure about the arm rune but the original banner had it... it's supposed to mean "orky"...
Anonymous No.95954332 >>95954368
>>95954296
why is it looking straight down? Is it afraid of tripping?
Anonymous No.95954333
>>95952164
to be fair orks have had it rough this edition and the fact that a charging unit can be attacked before it attacks is mega fucking retarded so I dont blame him for packing it up because of that bullshit and him already losing the game if you killed ghaz and a bunch of meganobz.

Unless all of his charging units attacked before your units did then hes a bitch for not staying.
Anonymous No.95954357 >>95954372 >>95954387
Is anyone really even looking forward to 11th?

They aren't going to do another hard reset this soon, and the current edition sucks so much I don't see how they could do anything to reinvigorate my interest WITHOUT doing that. It might even make the game worse instead of better.
Anonymous No.95954368
>>95954332
Hes usually much taller than his enemies
Anonymous No.95954372 >>95954380 >>95954386 >>95954401
>>95954357
10th has a decent baseline for a good game they just need to freshen up the core rules and make the codex balance not suck dick.
Anonymous No.95954380 >>95954414
>>95954372
>10th has a decent baseline for a good game
How? Almost everything about it is dogshit.
Anonymous No.95954386 >>95954760
>>95954372
>make the codex balance not suck dick.
I've been playing since 3rd edition, codex balance has allways been awful
Anonymous No.95954387 >>95954395 >>95954400 >>95954437 >>95954778 >>95954791
>>95954357
>They aren't going to do another hard reset this soon
Whatโ€™s your evidence of this? Or is it just speculation?
I can see gw reinstating wargear point costs to make everyone buy their armies again because as awful as it sounds, magnetizing is not very popular among warhammer hobbyists.
Anonymous No.95954395
>>95954387
I leik magnets
Anonymous No.95954400
>>95954387
>Whatโ€™s your evidence of this?
They've never done two of those in a row unless you count rogue trader and 2nd, and those were 6 years and 5 years long, not 3.
Anonymous No.95954401 >>95954413 >>95954414 >>95954422 >>95954431
>>95954372
>No psychic phase
>No weapon or equipment options that don't come in the box
>No points cost for weapons
>Overly simplified to the point of absurdity
Where is the good?
Anonymous No.95954408 >>95954491
What color for the sword rune?
Anonymous No.95954413
>>95954401
Okay, why does the psychic phase matter at all? There are problems with the current implementation of psychic but the fact the don't all happen during their own special command phase isn't really a relevant one.
Anonymous No.95954414 >>95954423
>>95954380
universal special rules, leaders attatched to units etc.

>>95954401
thats the thing they can just make minor changes and fix those in 11th
Anonymous No.95954415 >>95954440
>>95954327
Various shapes of polystyrene rods glued to the base.
Astrogranite spread on the base.
Skulls placed randomly.
Then, primed the whole thing black.
Then, I drybrushed a muted grey-green; I specifically used P3 Bane Grey.
Then, I hit the whole thing with Army Painter strong tone.
Finally, I did a final drybrush of a pale light grey; I specifically used P3 Drake Gray.
Anonymous No.95954420 >>95954430
>>95952371
What do their women look like?
Anonymous No.95954422
>>95954401
>No weapon or equipment options that don't come in the box
wrong!
Anonymous No.95954423 >>95954444
>>95954414
>universal special rules
Are you seriously trying to use "they merely brought back this easy obvious thing that never should have left in the first place" as a selling point of the edition? They don't even do the USRs well compared to like 4th.

>leaders attatched to units
Is retarded the way 10th does it, leaders cannot join and leave like before so if the whole unit dies they're just on their own, even if there's another of the same unit standing right next to them.
Anonymous No.95954430
>>95954420
Like the picture only with huge funbags
Anonymous No.95954431 >>95954442
>>95954401
4chans bitching about it, which means its mid at worst.
Anonymous No.95954433 >>95954443
>>95954296
This shouldnt make me laugh so much.
Anonymous No.95954437 >>95954446
>>95954387
>I can see gw reinstating wargear point costs to make everyone buy their armies again because as awful as it sounds, magnetizing is not very popular among warhammer hobbyists.
Not happening, GWs pretty set on making sure you can't build your minis wrong
Anonymous No.95954440 >>95954458
>>95954415
>p3 paints involved
Wasnโ€™t expecting to hear those. By chance have you gotten your hands on some of the new formula p3 paints?
Theyโ€™re advertised as better coverage wise and come in droppers with an agitator inside now if I recall correctly.
Anonymous No.95954442 >>95954453
>>95954431
Even a broken clock etc.
Anonymous No.95954443 >>95954448
>>95954433
And whyโ€™s that?
Anonymous No.95954444
>>95954423
dude they can literally change that in the core rules. thats my whole point 10th is a good base to improve upon for 11th.

I mean GW sure as shit wont fucking improve it but 10th is a good base to work off of for 11th.
Anonymous No.95954446 >>95954466
>>95954437
> GWs pretty set on making sure you can't build your minis wrong
Really? I would have thought they would have wanted minis built wrong so the consumer buys product again knowing gw.
Anonymous No.95954448
>>95954443
I dont know, the puma is just making me laugh
Anonymous No.95954453 >>95954465
>>95954442
Well its more that silence is the worst response, notice how no one cares about legions imperialis its because the game was dead on arrival
Anonymous No.95954458 >>95954478
>>95954440
Yep, I got the entire line.
I went for the old style of pots, which I kind of regret, but the paints are working nicely.
Anonymous No.95954465 >>95954472 >>95954476
>>95954453
That's because it was HH era, we all warned them to stop making specialist games set in 30k and cutting out all the xenos players, it's always a retarded move that kills a game. The only reason regular HH works is because the space marine models are usable as proxies in 40k too.
Anonymous No.95954466 >>95954474 >>95954489 >>95954587
>>95954446
Nope, per the how we roll episodes for AOS and 40k they go into how the worst thing a fan can have happen is they post their minis online and are told they built it wrong

Wargear isn't coming back in any traditional sense, at best you might see the best option for a unit be the one that requires additional points, so lascannon devastators would require points but everything else is free.
Anonymous No.95954472
>>95954465
I'm with you 100% nu epic wouldve been a great way to give us Dark Eldar votann and GSC lords of war
Anonymous No.95954474 >>95954480
>>95954466
>Wargear isn't coming back in any traditional sense
So the game is fucking dead, I'm not playing some trash edition without wargear customization.
Anonymous No.95954476
>>95954465
this 100% and some non xeno factions like sisters of battle and grey knights also cant be played
Anonymous No.95954478 >>95954486
>>95954458
> I went for the old style of pots, which I kind of regret,
At the very least the textured surfaces of the lids make those pots with some poster tack feel like nice painting handles if corks are too small for your hands to wrap around comfortably.
But those formula p3 presents tutorials have taught me to use spray can lids with poster tack and i havenโ€™t looked back.
Anonymous No.95954480 >>95954483
>>95954474
you never played the game to begin with.
Anonymous No.95954483 >>95954502
>>95954480
Why is there some diehard 10th internet defense force faggot who always uses this same line? Is it a troll?
Anonymous No.95954484 >>95954498 >>95954533
>>95954158
Reject faggot as floaty fuckery.
Embrace glorious tracked tradition.
Especially since Land Raiders are the only transports with Assault Ramp, letting you move, unload, and charge.
Anonymous No.95954486 >>95954506
>>95954478
Yeah, very true.
Anyway, hopefully the recipe helps, I'm very satisfied with the base and am looking forward to making more with the same style.
Anonymous No.95954489 >>95954571
>>95954466
I need confirmation witnesses with my own eyes and ears.
Link to those podcasts please?
Anonymous No.95954491
>>95954408
Pink would be cool
Anonymous No.95954498 >>95954509 >>95954533
>>95954484
> Especially since Land Raiders are the only transports with Assault Ramp, letting you move, unload, and charge
Shit can the guard do something like that with their chimeras?
Anonymous No.95954502 >>95954539 >>95954576
>>95954483
Yes, don't bite the bait
It's obvious because people who never played before would actually be the most willing to play 10th since they don't know what they're missing
The criticism only comes from oldfags who played the better editions and can tell the difference
Anonymous No.95954506
>>95954486
>Anyway, hopefully the recipe helps
It does. I may not use it for warhammer but it is worth screenshoting and remembering to me.
And the confirmation that the new p3 paints are good is also good. Thank you
Now I need pig iron and brass balls.
Anonymous No.95954509 >>95954516
>>95954498
no only land raiders get it not even ork trukks which have assault ramps modeled on the trukk and would be the one army that would install and use such things
Anonymous No.95954510
>>95952446
I just tend to ask questions about lore and shit since its faster than reddit
Anonymous No.95954511 >>95954514 >>95954515 >>95954528 >>95954596
what the fuck is wrong with space wolves
Anonymous No.95954514 >>95954519 >>95954528
>>95954511
Imagine I replied to this with an image of an anime girl vomiting all over her sweater and trying to catch her vomit in her hand
Anonymous No.95954515 >>95954528
>>95954511
A lot
Anonymous No.95954516 >>95954518
>>95954509
Looks like ill have to homebrew and let my opponent play a homebrew to accept my homebrew rules is that how it works generally?
Anonymous No.95954518
>>95954516
Yeah, that's actually how you get peak, and it's what the original creators of 40k intended in the first place.
Anonymous No.95954519 >>95954523
>>95954514
Stop ban evading
Anonymous No.95954521
I got one of my 2 XV15s in the mail. Should I put them both into different squads of 6 or shove them both into one? The goal is to make mixed and ragtag looking squads
Anonymous No.95954523
>>95954519
What the fuck are you talking about, schizo?
Anonymous No.95954528 >>95954534
>>95954515
>>95954514
>>95954511
seriously
Anonymous No.95954533 >>95954562 >>95954611
>>95954484
>Assault Ramp
4e nerf to curb Rhino rush. Even dumber when there's no rhyme or reason to which vehicles constitute as assault vehicles. Large transports designed for assaulting enemy position with large front ramps or doors don't count, but a vehicle where you effectively have to hop over the side at the back works perfectly fine as an assault vehicle.
>>95954498
Krieg storm chimeras are probably the only ones.
Anonymous No.95954534
>>95954528
Thanks, I hate it.
Anonymous No.95954539
>>95954502
The fact that a unit can't simply get deleted because one model of said unit is within range of an enemy unit is something I miss of older editions.
Also melee lasting more than one round. Unless you charged some assault terminators into some guardsmen, usually you have multiple rounds of combat and units would brake and move around the table on their own.
Anonymous No.95954560 >>95954567 >>95954632 >>95955717 >>95955736
Anonymous No.95954562
>>95954533
Rhinos have Assault Vehicle in that you can unload after it advances, but the unit that hops out can't charge.
Still good for getting close-range gun squads in your enemy's face.
Anonymous No.95954567
>>95954560
Kek
Anonymous No.95954571
>>95954489
how we roll is on WH+
Anonymous No.95954576 >>95954595
>>95954502
sounds like a no true scottsman to me
Anonymous No.95954587
>>95954466
>GW throwing away the baby with the bathwater
What else is new.
Anonymous No.95954595
>>95954576
That is not what that means at all, no.
Anonymous No.95954596
>>95954511
Anonymous No.95954611
>>95954533
>storm chimeras
It is in the legends graveyard, unfortunately.
Anonymous No.95954632 >>95954644 >>95954773
>>95954560
I got one! It is not AI, but it is an edit.
Anonymous No.95954636
You'd think the veterans of the long war would have access to all legends technology. Everything used in the HH should be avalible to the elite of CSM
Anonymous No.95954644
>>95954632
Can't believe bro would get invited to a ZM game and not even paint his minis.
Anonymous No.95954645 >>95954658 >>95954671 >>95954690 >>95954730 >>95954780
Should I redo this paint with acrylics instead of speed paint?
Anonymous No.95954654
Anonymous No.95954658
>>95954645
Anonymous No.95954671
>>95954645
Very mad max bruh
Anonymous No.95954690
>>95954645
Going for these guys
Anonymous No.95954692
>>95951759 (OP)
>TQ
so trve...
Anonymous No.95954730
>>95954645
It looks like you primed in a metal basecoat. Your speed paints will look metallic because the whole point is to show the value previously established through drybrushing or zenithal highlighting underneath the speed paint. If you donโ€™t like it, I would strip it and prime it in a off white or black and go from there instead,
Anonymous No.95954753
>>95954304
The only people that play guard are people who can't get anyone else to play their historical games so they just cave and get IG.
Anonymous No.95954760 >>95954764 >>95954782
>>95954386
And? Games are more fun when they are unbalanced. The more balanced a game is, the more boring it is, simple as. Just look at chess. Chess is probably about as close to a perfectly balanced game as you can get and it's boring as fuck to both play and watch.
Anonymous No.95954764 >>95954783
>>95954760
absolute brainlet take right there
Anonymous No.95954773
>>95954632
Only world leaders could afford a full zone mortalis table before 3dprinting was a thing
Anonymous No.95954778
>>95954387
>magnetizing is not very popular

Because it's a pain in the ass and adds a ton of extra time to the assembly process which means it's even longer before I can get my minis on the table to start playing. I know there are people that are in this hobby just for the building and painting, but the majority are here to play the game and want their minis on the table as quickly as possible.
Anonymous No.95954780
>>95954645
I think it looks great for a start, your metallic basecoat is shiny af. I might layer up the areas you don't want to look metallic though since speedpaints/contrast will show the basecoat underneath them for better or worse
Anonymous No.95954782 >>95954799
>>95954760
ok, go play a game you lose 99% of the time. You won't want to play it anymore.

The opinion you're borrowing credibility from is that the two people playing the game should understand the game and be able to balance on the fly, thus the game doesn't actually have to be 50/50 and can allow certian units to be more thematically strong.

However this has litterally never worked for 40k or 30k and in the past we have had people throw the game every turn else they be accused of WAAC
Anonymous No.95954783 >>95954786
>>95954764
>Can't counter the point raised
>Resorts to petty insults as a defense mechanism

I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.95954786 >>95954793
>>95954783
accept my sweaty nuts in your moth
Anonymous No.95954791
>>95954387
>magnetizing is not very popular among warhammer hobbyists.
Depends entirely on the model in question. I've never met someone who didn't magnetize a large vehicle or walker with a lot of options like a Baneblade or Knight. Like sure nobody's gonna waste the time to magnetize infantry but for important stuff people absolutely do.
Anonymous No.95954793 >>95954802
>>95954786
>So desperate to post his comeback he doesn't proofread his post

Lol. Lmao. I'm in your head, bitch.
Anonymous No.95954799 >>95954807
>>95954782
Nta but I don't think I've ever won at bowling or go karting but I always have a great time. I think it's possible for people to have fun even if they're losing if they're in the right mindset or find the act of making their guys run around and shoot stuff fun enough to not need a win.
Anonymous No.95954802
>>95954793
Nah, that was deliberate, love me some mothussy
Anonymous No.95954806
>>95953395
Reporting in king
Anonymous No.95954807 >>95954819
>>95954799
This guy gets it. If you play miniature wargames to win, then you're doing it for the wrong reasons and you're one of the people ruining the hobby.
Anonymous No.95954813 >>95954825 >>95954832
>>95953103
I personally enjoy your clean layering. It doesnt look like you spam washes. I dig the bases. You should add elevation to some of them more instead of just flat + scatter + grass
Anonymous No.95954818 >>95954822
I have a pretty confident hunch that GW will shift towards smaller game modes for casual play. Spearhead has been a big success for AoS, not just getting people to buy into factions they may have been on the fence about, but I wager theyโ€™re buying terrain too. The main complaint Iโ€™ve seen about 2k point games is that with GW tanking points costs every army is basically a horde at that size if not a parking lot, the simplified rules not actually making games go by quicker and easier with that many units.
Iโ€™d say larger games will be supported through Crusades and perhaps competitive as well, but the 1k game support will continue, if not stretch to even smaller modes.
Anonymous No.95954819 >>95954826
>>95954807
I don't think they're wrong for enjoying a win, I just also don't think it's wrong for someone to have fun without winning. I think there's a place for everyone, but I don't think it's ever worth getting upset about if the game doesn't go well.
Anonymous No.95954822 >>95954871
>>95954818
>I have a pretty confident hunch that GW will shift towards smaller game modes for casual play.

Wouldn't surprise me since the general trend in wargaming has been towards smaller skirmish games. GW might be picking up on that and will start scaling down 40k.
Anonymous No.95954825
>>95954813
Ty for the compliments, love those nids and their basing. I def need to put more work in my bases lol
Anonymous No.95954826
>>95954819
I'm not saying people can't enjoy the win if they get it, I'm saying people that go into a game with a competitive mindset and specifically playing to get that win are a problem in the hobby.
Anonymous No.95954827
I'd like 2-4 squads of dudes, a character and a couple of vehicle.
That's a nice sized force
Anonymous No.95954828 >>95954848
>>95951984
Is that a gsc army using final day? I've been meaning to ask a gsc player what they think of it, kinda keen to play that as my second army
Anonymous No.95954832
>>95954813
Always nice to see your stuff, minis against cool terrain always elevates everything so much
Anonymous No.95954844 >>95954881
Haven't seen a post models ITT yet
Anonymous No.95954847
>>95951984
>Post games

Wish I could.
Anonymous No.95954848 >>95954887
>>95954828
is your main army tyranids? do you have at least 20 gargoyles? do you like drowning the enemy in corpses? final day is your game.
Sadly big monsters don't really do much in that detachment, you need stuff that can stand close to the enemy in your turn like gargoyles and raveners to make it work.
Anonymous No.95954866
niggnaris nigrines
Anonymous No.95954871
>>95954822
From my understanding, the whole point behind round bases is for skirmish games. A regular sized list in older editions was much smaller than nowadays.
Anonymous No.95954876
>>95953395
Anonymous No.95954881 >>95954884 >>95954893
>>95954844
You know you can just post your models without someone needing to ask for it
Anonymous No.95954884
>>95954881
Anonymous No.95954887 >>95954921
>>95954848
Main army isn't tyranids but I have quite a few models left from many editions ago, also have one half of the leviathan box that I still haven't put together. I do not have 20 gargoyles, I'd be lucky to have 5 of the old metal ones. Interesting that monsters don't do much, I thought the army rule of regening wounds at the expense of the gsc models would've benefited monsters the most
Anonymous No.95954889 >>95954896 >>95954962
>>95953395
Poastan
Anonymous No.95954893 >>95954906 >>95955271 >>95955276 >>95955278 >>95955316
>>95954881
NTA, but I would never post my models here. I'm personally happy with my paint jobs but I know anons here would always find something negative to say and I simply don't want to deal with a bunch of autistic fucks trying to make me feel bad about my models.
Anonymous No.95954896 >>95954902 >>95954929 >>95955181
>>95954889
sisters cant order guardsmen around right
Anonymous No.95954902 >>95954962
>>95954896
No, they can't. Despite getting better equipment, the SOB are pretty much on the same level as the Imperial Guard when it comes to the military hierarchy of the Imperium.
Anonymous No.95954906 >>95954917
>>95954893
>lashing out at a neutral statement like this
you own no models
Anonymous No.95954917 >>95954924
>>95954906
Nice try, but I'm not going to fall for your attempt to get me to post my models. Go ahead and call me a nomodels all you want. I have absolutely zero incentive to prove anything to some autistic retard on the internet.
Anonymous No.95954921
>>95954887
it does but your largest option is winged hive tyrants and they aren't tough enough to get to use that very often
Anonymous No.95954924 >>95954956
>>95954917
>I don't care I'm just going to type up several sentences lashing out even more about how much I don't care
/v/ermin-kun...
Anonymous No.95954929
>>95954896
Completely different organisations. It would be like a shift manager from mcd trying to order workers at a burger king.
Anonymous No.95954956
>>95954924
Anonymous No.95954962 >>95954986
>>95954889
>mfw
>>95954902
Decree Passive only denies the Ecclesiarchy men under arms, not men under, over, or in any possible position with a Sister.
Anonymous No.95954986 >>95955000 >>95955017
>>95954962
Ok. That doesn't really counter what I said. A sister does not automatically outrank a guardsmen of roughly equivalent rank like a space marine would. For example, a space marine battle brother absolutely could order guardsmen around, even officers that technically outrank him, but a battle sister has no such authority. A bog standard battle sister has the same authority (or really lack of authority) as a bog standard guardsman.
Anonymous No.95955000 >>95955022
>>95954986
I think it'd be more of a respect thing. Yes, a Sister is just a Sister, but she's also a religious figure in a heavily faith-reliant empire.
Anonymous No.95955010 >>95955014 >>95955025 >>95955189
I have lots of money but zero talent or patience. Getting a paint commission simply makes the most sense for me and it makes an artist happy. They want commissions. There shouldn't be a stigma against this.
Anonymous No.95955014 >>95955025
>>95955010
>There shouldn't be a stigma against this.
Is there?
Anonymous No.95955017 >>95955046
>>95954986
I'm sure the Guard would weep for the loss of a single guardsman to the Ecclesiarchy. Not to forget that Ecclesiarchy can do stuff like go around (trying) to boss Marines around without some censure from the Imperium about breaking protocol. Guard and Ecclesiarchy are not even on the same hierarchy, just like Marines and Guard aren't. There's no hard rules on who outranks who in situations. Imperium is one big mess of different organizations with different amounts of pull in given situations.
Anonymous No.95955022 >>95955056
>>95955000
Right, but there's no actual authority there. Yes they would get respect from the typical Emperor-fearing guardsman, but there really wouldn't be any consequences if a guardsman told a battle sister to fuck off if she tried to give him an order.

That's why as much as Dawn of War Soulstorm raped the lore, one of the things they got right was Vance Stubbs telling the SOB to go pound sand when they tried to exert authority over his forces. He was a general and a general outranks a canoness so he was absolutely right in denying her authority.
Anonymous No.95955025 >>95955197
>>95955014
>>95955010
I wouldn't say there's a stigma, but I would encourage people to find the patience to paint in order to make /yourdudes/ truly /yourdudes/. if someone else paints them, then they're only mostly /yourdudes/.

The only stigma that I'm aware of would be saying you painted them yourself if you didn't. But in my experience most people are happy to say who painted them and give them a recommendation.
Anonymous No.95955046 >>95955059
>>95955017
Yeah, the main problem the Imperium seems to have is not having a unified military command structure. That leads to a lot of situations where no one is exactly sure who's in charge, and when you're in the middle of a war, you don't want your soldiers to be unsure of who they're supposed to be taking orders from.
Anonymous No.95955056
>>95955022
if the Kaurava campaign was categorized as a "War of Faith" then the canoness did in fact outrank General Stubbs
Anonymous No.95955059
>>95955046
Depends on the situation. Lets say a planet is under attack and different factions arrive on the scene. The high ranking members of all factions probably form a war council and hash it out. If a crusade or similar is called, a commander is assigned by whoever calls for it.
Anonymous No.95955071 >>95955082 >>95955091 >>95955094
There's a funny picture, I think from a video game, of an Imperial Planet with an overflowed population count that extends off the edge of the screen. Someone makes a joke that the planet doesn't orbit, but is marching on patrol.
Anonymous No.95955082 >>95955106
>>95955071
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/39758713
Anonymous No.95955091
>>95955071
I also remember the one that had a similar situation but with Chaos, and when anon tried to load the save it returned a file corrupted error. Yeah I bet lol.
Anonymous No.95955094 >>95955099
>>95955071
I know that image. It's from the fan game Chapter Master. There's a bug that can sometimes cause a planet to have an Imperial Guard garrison that has more guardsmen than there are particles in the entire observable universe.
Anonymous No.95955099
>>95955094
And there's still Orks on the planet.
Anonymous No.95955100 >>95955205
>>95953103
Your painting and decal application is good but good Emperor learn to make bases.
They are all over the place. Way too much colors not complementing each others, drawing the eye out of the models, none have believable vegetation and some are just "mud with a patch of perfectly clean herb"

At least you didn't use cork and do lava.
But honestly, this is constructive criticism. You can 10X the look of some of your model by just burning the base and starting over.

Think about the bases as something in and of itself that you apply the model too instead of an afterthought. You need to have continuity and something believable.
Anonymous No.95955106
>>95955082
Holy hell, not just the image but the original thread.

Thank you so much.
Anonymous No.95955123 >>95955163
I wish GW wasn't such a pest to work with IP wise so we could get more and better games
Anonymous No.95955163
>>95955123
10th edition isnโ€™t that bad.
Anonymous No.95955181 >>95955212
>>95954896
Are you going to say no to the 7 foot tall muscle mommy who could crush your skull in her hands?
Anonymous No.95955189
>>95955010
If there were a stigma against it it would be harder to make money. As it stands you can paint them a standard scheme and sell them for a ton on ebay as long as you are half decent.
Anonymous No.95955197
>>95955025
If someone else paints them then they aren't /yourdudes/ at all. It'd be like walking around saying someone is your girlfriend but they only get fucked by strange men who aren't you
Anonymous No.95955205
>>95955100
>Your painting and decal application is good but good Emperor
I don't think we saw the same image if you think that looks good
Anonymous No.95955212 >>95955318
>>95955181
I would frick the big lady
Anonymous No.95955215 >>95955218
oh yeah, well fuck you HORUS
Anonymous No.95955218 >>95955311
>>95955215
Fuck you too pal.
Anonymous No.95955234
Man it seems like itโ€™s easy to get pigeonholed into 40K lore
Anonymous No.95955248 >>95955258 >>95955270 >>95955300 >>95955436 >>95955463
It looks nice but is it worth using on the tabletop?
Anonymous No.95955253
I wish I could become a Space Marine
Anonymous No.95955258 >>95955262 >>95955270 >>95955285 >>95955313
>>95955248
>worth using on the tabletop
Its sex appeal will distract you opponent so yes
Anonymous No.95955262
>>95955258
it's distracting me already. I dunno how I'd make it through painting it. Look at that sexy sexy brain
Anonymous No.95955270
>>95955248
>>95955258
Love me an intelligent lady.
Anonymous No.95955271
>>95954893
I stopped posting my stuff here after I eventually got tired of tiptoeing around schizos and shitposters.
Anonymous No.95955276
>>95954893
People never really say anything, good or bad, about my paintjobs. I can live with that, makes me think they're not laughably bad but nothing to write home about either
Anonymous No.95955278 >>95955294
>>95954893
Just paint well and nobody will shit on you,
Anonymous No.95955285
>>95955258
I wouldn't mind the left lictor especially if it was female
Anonymous No.95955294
>>95955278
This is simplynot true, you'll get shitposted at even if you paint well. Purpleanon is the latest example. Fuck this place, seriously.
Anonymous No.95955300
>>95955248
Recent lists use 3 of them as constant LD checks and lone operative tier synapse they cant take out at range until swam comes in and you can send it in without fear of losing it
Anonymous No.95955311
>>95955218
FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU
Anonymous No.95955313 >>95955325
>>95955258
Why is the nerulictor so sexualised and feminised? Is it the pale white of its exo skeleton, the pose, the thin limbs, all of the above?
Anonymous No.95955316 >>95955327 >>95955401
>>95954893
I never mind hearing what I should try to learn. I just started and haven't painted anything since like 5th grade so it's at least expected mine will be somewhat messy. It is a little silly seeing others who post much better ones get shit on because they're some known entity avatarfag with an obsessed schizo follower. I just wish I knew the history in those cases.
Anonymous No.95955318 >>95955347 >>95955470
>>95955212
Let's not pretend that you'd be the one doing the fricking
Anonymous No.95955325
>>95955313
It's the pose. She's literally doing the classic pinup "showing off the thigh" pose.
Anonymous No.95955327 >>95955365
>>95955316
you have the basic ideas down, you need to work on thinning your paints
also, the most important step is priming, the primer you choose will impact the final piece, like if you're painting white, start with white primer, unless the white section is incredibly tiny
Anonymous No.95955347 >>95955364
>>95955318
That sounds fun too as long as she strokes my hair and calls me a good boy after
Anonymous No.95955364 >>95955388
>>95955347
>she
look down bub
Anonymous No.95955365 >>95955386 >>95955401 >>95955406
>>95955327
I was priming them gold the sister superiors have a lot more cloak than the others but I will try one white tomorrow and see how it looks. Thinning just feels like trial and error I never know how thick is too thick until it's on the mini, hope I have it down by the end of these 20 infantry. Thx for the tips anon.
Anonymous No.95955386
>>95955365
just remember the most important bit of advice: paint isn't permanent
as you get better, you can always come back to these and soak them in LA's totally awesome overnight and then repaint them
Anonymous No.95955388
>>95955364
If it has boob then I smooch
Anonymous No.95955401 >>95955406
>>95955365
>>95955316
still impressed you're doing sisters as first models and golden light sisters too. seen much worse attempts at 40k gj anon
Anonymous No.95955406
>>95955401
whats great about
>>95955365
doing this scheme is that it seems easy to fix for later touch ups when he gets better at it
Anonymous No.95955436
>>95955248
Anonymous No.95955438 >>95955448
>>95953286
It's logical that people who play game as a job would get bored with simplyfied rules after a while
Anonymous No.95955448
>>95955438
simplified rules wouldn't be a problem if they were applied onto a less predictable game where choices actually matter
Anonymous No.95955449 >>95955535
If a unit is doing the action for the Cleanse secondary mission and it's controlling two different objectives, does their action count for both?
Anonymous No.95955463 >>95955467
>>95955248
One neuro is basically good in every nids detatchment. Vanguard builds tend to run atleast 2.
Anonymous No.95955467
>>95955463
Anonymous No.95955470 >>95955486
>>95955318
Why does she have a bulge
Anonymous No.95955473
Working on a Navigator for my Custodes
Anonymous No.95955485 >>95955503 >>95955660 >>95955680
Anonymous No.95955486
>>95955470
Because it makes my pp into the big PP
Anonymous No.95955503
>>95955485
The codex art really was a hit or a miss this edition. Even the reused ones.
Anonymous No.95955506 >>95955513
Finished (well apart from basing) the test gaunt I've been working on. I think I'm happy with the colour choices.
Anonymous No.95955511 >>95955526 >>95955737 >>95955988
Reminder that without me, -10 VP!
Anonymous No.95955513
>>95955506
I think it could use a little more contrast an ochre or desaturated milk chocolate highlight would really make this scheme sing
Anonymous No.95955526
>>95955511
Lots of basing schemes are out there that don't warrant tufts or simulated plant life. But I wouldn't expect you to come to that conclusion given you're a notufts, have nobases, and nomodels
Anonymous No.95955534 >>95955569
>>95954063
>Two kill teams
>Necron Destroyers and Sisters of Silence
wolf scouts and chaos cultists
Anonymous No.95955535
>>95955449
Yes. The condition for the "completes" bit would appear to be true for both objectives, so the result should apply to each.
Anonymous No.95955569
>>95955534
>>95954063
>Nec vs SoS
>SW vs Chaos
I keep seeing this, whar is the actual rumour? Is there an actual rumour?
Anonymous No.95955660 >>95955674
>>95955485
Great artist but I hate how he draws all the guns so thin, it's especially jarring for volkite cannon in this image
Anonymous No.95955674
>>95955660
Not all the guns, the bolter, stormbolter and bolt pistol actually look fine in this image
He can do a great job with guns until they are in the main focus.
Anonymous No.95955680 >>95955699
>>95955485
I don't really like this.
I dunno what it is but this art just makes me feel nauseus.
Anonymous No.95955699
>>95955680
no direction, no momentum, depth is fake, and it's mostly noise instead of a proper composition
Anonymous No.95955710 >>95955722 >>95955738 >>95955778
So do Chaos Space Marines rape?
Anonymous No.95955717
>>95954560
Kek
Anonymous No.95955722
>>95955710
they ask for consent, hand over the strap-on then get on all fours.
Anonymous No.95955736
>>95954560
ok this was pretty good
Anonymous No.95955737 >>95955744 >>95955807
>>95955511
Post your tufts with timestamps
Anonymous No.95955738 >>95955833
>>95955710
Chaos Marines draw upon the power of rape when it suits them but claim they are not corrupted servants of rape and can quit any time
Anonymous No.95955739 >>95955746 >>95955748 >>95955751 >>95955754 >>95955809 >>95956096
>player calls it "astra militarum"
its such an easy tell to find out who's a nu-40k fan
Anonymous No.95955744
>>95955737
>demanding his tufts without posting your own
Anonymous No.95955746 >>95955788
>>95955739
bet your sorry ass calls them eldar instead of space elves.
Anonymous No.95955748 >>95955757
>>95955739
You can already tell who's a fan of the AssMill at a glance
Anonymous No.95955751 >>95955974
>>95955739
I call them asstray militarum specifically because it angers guardfags.
Anonymous No.95955754
>>95955739
I call them FAGGOTS
Anonymous No.95955757 >>95955763
>>95955748
>fat
>beard
>balding
>possibly unwashed
>plastic DKoK
>dorn tanks
Anonymous No.95955763 >>95955766
>>95955757
>>fat
>>beard
>>balding
>>possibly unwashed
That's like the entirety of the imperial fanbase
Anonymous No.95955766 >>95955772
>>95955763
not all
Anonymous No.95955772
>>95955766
No, sorry, you're right, some of them are not balding but already completely bald.
Anonymous No.95955778 >>95955799 >>95955805 >>95955815 >>95955819
>>95955710
reminder that an activist writer over at BL made it canon that orks don't rape (they don't know what sex is)
Anonymous No.95955788
>>95955746
More like Cockwad Smelldar
Anonymous No.95955799
>>95955778
Mike Brooks literally can't help himself. He did it Orks. He did it to Eldar. He did it to the Dark Angels. He did it to the Alpha Legion.
I wonder what faction they'll have him add gay and lame lore to next?
Anonymous No.95955805
>>95955778
That's good, they torture, they don't rape.
Anonymous No.95955807 >>95955828 >>95955977
>>95955737
NTA but I'm trying to find tufts that would better suit these wasteland / Martian style bases, it just doesn't stand out to me (far left, far right). I was thinking if using the burnt tufts but that wouldn't really make any sense as they are supposed to be dying / dead, not burnt
Anonymous No.95955809 >>95955834
>>95955739
carnac pretends he started before primaris again
Anonymous No.95955814
How do Khorne armies navigate giant ships between battles? Are all the berserkers chained up in the basement? Why wouldn't they all just kill each other in transit?
Anonymous No.95955815 >>95955822 >>95955830
>>95955778
This is the most fucking retarded interpretation I've seen on this site. Orks, do not have the biology for sex, they are pure MUSHROOM power. Cock and balls would hinder they're need for WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH, and as such its not part of they're genetic makeup. They are also arguably, at most, capable of indifferent sadisim, akin to a toddler messing around with ants.
Anonymous No.95955819
>>95955778
Orks are fungal biorobots that multiply asexually through mycelia, they don't even have the concept of sex.
Anonymous No.95955822 >>95955830 >>95955842
>>95955815
Orks do have something between the legs though - 'urty bits - probably to piss from.
Anonymous No.95955828 >>95955938
>>95955807
you can paint the tufts, you know, a drop of brown wash at the base and a drybrush of black or brown at the very top
Anonymous No.95955830 >>95955842
>>95955815
>>95955822
orks do piss and shit and they have a glyph for penis
Anonymous No.95955833
>>95955738
kek
Anonymous No.95955834
>>95955809
>projecting
>schizophrenia
>shit taste
Anonymous No.95955842 >>95955853 >>95955958
>>95955822
>>95955830
>orks have penus weenus dinga ling dong
Show proofs
Anonymous No.95955853 >>95955857 >>95955860 >>95955895
>>95955842
Anonymous No.95955856
wegh
Anonymous No.95955857
>>95955853
Well I'm convinced.
Anonymous No.95955860
>>95955853
uh blueboard cretin
Anonymous No.95955895
>>95955853
wegh
Anonymous No.95955920 >>95955939
Orks do shit and piss and their version of the word for penis exists in their language so they are anatomically correct but they don't have a concept of sex (and by extension, rape) since they reproduce through spores.

An ork would crush your skull and throw you in a cook pot to eat you and he would laugh while doing it, but he would not rape you. I don't know why this is controversial, and I don't know why that original anon sounded disappointed lmao. You people are so weird sometimes
Anonymous No.95955938
>>95955828
I'll give it a try, I do need to darken these ones up a bit. In all fairness how many desert planets are going to have plant life? I probably should've just kept them without tufts
Anonymous No.95955939
>>95955920
I choose to believe they shit and piss out the ass.
Anonymous No.95955958 >>95955959 >>95955965
>>95955842
Anonymous No.95955959
>>95955958
from the venerable burning cock clan
Anonymous No.95955965
>>95955958
Hey how did you get that picture of me
Anonymous No.95955974
>>95955751
I'm a Guard player and I actually find that kinda funny. Never heard that one before.
Anonymous No.95955977
>>95955807
What you want is either very dark grass or very light grass. The middle tones won't work
Anonymous No.95955988
>>95955511
I put those on the crotch of every female model I have to make it look like they have an out of control bush.
Anonymous No.95956016 >>95956024 >>95956044
>"well if you look at the star chart over here, we could probably slip through and skip that whole system. The real fighting will happen on the rim."
>"Yeah but we'll use twice the fuel for a chance at a fight instead of a guarante-
Anonymous No.95956024 >>95956030 >>95956044
>>95956016
>"You could fight to the death."
Anonymous No.95956030 >>95956032 >>95956044
>>95956024
>"We COULD fight to the death!"
>"Huh, I never thought about it that way, we could!"
Anonymous No.95956032 >>95956037 >>95956044
>>95956030
>"Hahaha...yes!"
Anonymous No.95956037 >>95956113 >>95956116
>>95956032
honestly kinda funny
Anonymous No.95956044 >>95956113 >>95956116
>>95956016
>>95956024
>>95956030
>>95956032
Is this a Robot Chicken spin off?
Anonymous No.95956045 >>95956113
>>95953960
More like Fart Smelldar lmao
Anonymous No.95956096 >>95956106
>>95955739
What were they called, Guard? I only recently got back into 40k, but used to collect Tyranids, Necron and occasionally Space Wolves about 20 years ago. I never cared about the Imperium back then so maybe I just didn't notice them, but I never knew there was a faction using WW2-style tanks and foot soldiers until playing Rogue Trader.
Anonymous No.95956103
new one

>>95956099
>>95956099
>>95956099
Anonymous No.95956106
>>95956096
It went:
Imperial Army --> Imperial Guard --> Astraโ„ข Militarumโ„ขโ„ขยฎยฉ
Anonymous No.95956113
>>95956037
>>95956044
>>95956045
carnac you will never be funny
Anonymous No.95956116
>>95956037
Thanks
>>95956044
It is and I'm currently accepting applications for voice actors
Anonymous No.95957055
>>95954083
>>95952073
Same guy. Yes, only 1 person per opinion, read the rules.
Anonymous No.95957086 >>95957513
>>95952392
The are very underwhelming kitbashes, but I appreciate you posting them because it proves anon right
Anonymous No.95957095
>>95952426
Why do we avoid inbred and malformed people
Anonymous No.95957513
>>95957086
(you) tried hobbylet
Anonymous No.95958763
>>95951777
I would like to see Inquisitors get access to Kasirkin/Storm Troopers again, as well as the ability to officially soup another army, including Chaos, Daemons and Xenos to represent Radical Inquisitors.